生活大爆炸经典台词整理
-Shel don: In the winter, that seat is cl ose enough to the radiator to remain warm,
冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，
and yet not so cl ose as to cause perspiration;
也不会很热到直流汗。
in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening wind ows there, and there.
夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。
It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,
而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，
nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。
I could go on, but I think I've mad e my point.
我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。
别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗?
Forget? You want me to forget?
我这脑子啥东西忘得掉啊!
This mind does not forget.
从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事
I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
- 那天是周二下着毛毛雨- 好了...
- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...
你哭什么
Why are you crying?
我哭我自己蠢啊
Because I'm stupid!
那也没理由哭啊
That's no reason to cry.
人只有悲伤的时候才该哭
One cries because one is sad.
比如说其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤
For example, I cry because others are stupid
所以我才哭
我和许多女生交往过
Well,I've dated plenty of women.
Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle...
There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...
通知牛津英语词典的编辑们
Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.
"许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"
The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."
Sheldon 你是个聪明人
Sheldon,you are a smart guy.
- 你得知道- 我是"聪明人"?
- You must know... - I'm "smart"?
要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行
I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.
我是硕士
I have a Master's degree.
谁不是?
Who doesn't?
多年来我们一直潜心试图探究他将如何繁衍后代
Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.
我主张的是有丝分裂
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
什么?
I'm sorry?
我相信总有一天当Sheldon吃到一定量的泰国菜
I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food
他就会分裂成两个Sheldon
and split into two Sheldons.
另一方面我在想Sheldon可能是他这个物种的幼虫状态
On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,
有一天他会做茧不出俩月就破茧成蝶
and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Howard 电话在响!
Howard,the phone is ringing!
我有个疯狂的主意老妈接电话如何!
Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!
你好?
Hello?
好的稍等
All right,hold on.
