00:00:48,422 --> 00:00:53,177Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.200:00:53,427 --> 00:01:02,019But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss.300:01:02,270 --> 00:01:08,609She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.400:01:08,860 --> 00:01:15,992Many brave knights had attempted to free her fromthis dreadful prison, but none prevailed.500:01:16,242 --> 00:01:23,040She waited in the dragon's keep in the highestroom of the tallest tower for her true love600:01:23,291 --> 00:01:27,253and true love's first kiss.700:01:27,503 --> 00:01:29,714Like that's ever going to happen.800:01:29,964 --> 00:01:34,552What a loony.900:01:51,485 --> 00:01:57,658Shrek1000:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,752Beware00:03:16,903 --> 00:03:18,157Stay out1200:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,552I think he's in here.1300:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,845All right. Lets get it!1400:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,848Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?1500:03:44,098 --> 00:03:48,394Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains.1600:03:48,644 --> 00:03:51,981Well actually that would be a giant.1700:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,234Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse.1800:03:55,484 --> 00:03:59,655They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin.1900:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,576They'll chew your livers,squeeze the jelly from your eyes.2000:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,286Actually, it's quite good on toast.2100:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,788Back, back beast, back!2200:04:08,039 --> 00:04:12,335I warned you!2300:04:13,503 --> 00:04:17,798Right.2400:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,774This is the part, where you run away.2500:04:35,024 --> 00:04:39,320Yeah!2600:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,868And stay out.2700:04:46,744 --> 00:04:52,250 Wanted. Fairytale creatures.2800:04:55,586 --> 00:05:01,342Right, this one is full. Take it away.2900:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,137Give me that.3000:05:05,388 --> 00:05:08,099Your fine days are over.-25 pieces of silver for the witch.3100:05:08,349 --> 00:05:13,396Next.-Come on.3200:05:13,646 --> 00:05:17,567Sit down there! And be quiet!3300:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,986This cage is so small.3400:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,488You wouldn't turn me in.I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.3500:05:22,738 --> 00:05:24,031Please, give me another chance.3600:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,033Oh, shut up!3700:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,076Next.3800:05:27,326 --> 00:05:27,827What do we got?3900:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,620This little wooden puppet.4000:05:29,871 --> 00:05:35,042I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy.4100:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,420Five shillings for the possessed toy.Take it away.4200:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,463No! Please, don't let them do it!4300:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,090Next. What do you got?4400:05:41,340 --> 00:05:44,385Well, I've got a talking donkey!4500:05:44,635 --> 00:05:45,469Right.4600:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,723Well that's good for ten schillings,if you can prove it.4700:05:48,973 --> 00:05:53,519Oh, go ahead fella.4800:05:53,769 --> 00:05:54,896Well?4900:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,398He's just a li..., just a little nervous.5000:05:57,648 --> 00:06:00,109He's really quite a chatterbox.5100:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,402You boneheaded donkey!5200:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,862That's it. I have heard enough. Guards!5300:06:03,112 --> 00:06:05,907No, no, he talks, he does!5400:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,618I can talk. I love to talk.5500:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,413I've talked to...5600:06:12,663 --> 00:06:18,544Get her out of my sight!-No, no, I swear!5700:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,884Hey, I can fly.-He can fly! -He can fly!5800:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,762He can talk!-That's right, fool!5900:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,806Now I'm a flying, talking donkey!6000:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,850You might have seen house fly,maybe even a superfly.6100:06:33,100 --> 00:06:39,941But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!6200:06:42,860 --> 00:06:47,156Seize him!6300:06:57,708 --> 00:07:03,589Get him! This way! Hurry!6400:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,804You there. Ogre.-I.6500:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,597By the order of lord Farquaad.6600:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,183I am authorized to place youboth under arrest.6700:07:14,433 --> 00:07:20,439And transport you to designated resettlement facility.6800:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,149Oh really?6900:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,238You and what army?7000:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,248Can I say something to you?7100:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,751Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible.7200:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,963Are you talking to...7300:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,382...me?7400:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,842Yes, I was talking to you.7500:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,644Can I just tell you that you werereally great back there with those guards.7600:07:50,795 --> 00:07:51,721They thought that was all over there.7700:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,683And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods.7800:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,468That really made me feel good to see that.7900:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,769Oh, that's great. Really.8000:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,062Man, it's good to be free.8100:08:00,313 --> 00:08:06,135Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedomwith your own friends?8200:08:06,485 --> 00:08:07,904But I...8300:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,488I don't have any friends.8400:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,116And I'm not going out there by myself.8500:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,618Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea...8600:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,077I'll stick with you.8700:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,454You and me in green fighting machine.8800:08:16,704 --> 00:08:22,110Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us.8900:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,088Oh, a, that was really scary.9000:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,709Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause...9100:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,111you definitively need some tic-tac or something,9200:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,722'cause your breath stinks!9300:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,474Man you've ??? my note!9400:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,268Just like the time...9500:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,853...and then I ate some rotten berries.9600:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,189Man I had some strong gases leakingout of my but that day.9700:08:43,439 --> 00:08:47,026Why are you following me?9800:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,446I'll tell you why.9900:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,657'Cause I'm all alone,10000:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,786there is no one here, beside me.10100:08:57,036 --> 00:09:04,001My problems have all gone.There's no one to derive me.10200:09:04,252 --> 00:09:09,006But you got to have free ...-Stop singing!10300:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,801Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.10400:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,628Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.10500:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,222Listen! Little donkey.10600:09:16,472 --> 00:09:20,434Take a look at me! What am I?10700:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,771A...10800:09:24,021 --> 00:09:24,689...really tall?10900:09:24,939 --> 00:09:30,278No! I'm an Ogre.You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.11000:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,573Doesn't that bother you?11100:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,491Nope.11200:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,785Really?-Really really.11300:09:38,035 --> 00:09:38,828Oh?11400:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,080Man, I like you. What's your name?11500:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,500A..., Shrek.11600:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,169Shrek?!11700:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,378But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek?11800:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,381You've got that kind of:"I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.11900:09:50,631 --> 00:09:55,970I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right.12000:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,847Uh, look at that.12100:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,141Who would wanna live ina place like that?12200:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,602That would be my home.12300:10:02,852 --> 00:10:07,607Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful.You know you're quite a decorator.12400:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,276It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget.12500:10:10,526 --> 00:10:16,741I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.12600:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,454I guess, you don't entertain much, do you?12700:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,539I like my privacy.12800:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,833You know I do to.That's another thing, we have in common.12900:10:26,083 --> 00:10:29,170Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they won't leave.13000:10:29,420 --> 00:10:34,842And then there's that big occurred silence,you know?13100:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,221Can I stay with you?-What?13200:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,848Can I stay with you, please.13300:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,184Of course!-Really?13400:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,770No.-Please! I don't want to go back there.13500:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,147You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak.13600:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,942Well..., maybe you do.But that's why we have to stick together!13700:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,277You got to let me stay! Please! Please!13800:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,613OK, OK.13900:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,199-But one night only.-Huh, thank you!14000:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,617A, what are you do... No!14100:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,453This is going to be fun.We can stay up late, swap the manly stories.14200:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,829And in the morning...14300:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,999I'm making waffles.14400:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,001Where do I sleep?145Outside!14600:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,716Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know,I don't know you and you don't know me...14700:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,470... so I guess, outside is best for me.14800:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,016Here I go.14900:11:24,267 --> 00:11:28,145Good night.15000:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,066I do like that half door.I'm a donkey all alone outside.15100:11:32,316 --> 00:11:37,280Sit by myself outside, I guess.15200:11:37,363 --> 00:11:45,454I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.15300:12:46,974 --> 00:12:53,564-I thought, I told you to stay outside.-I am outside.15400:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,489Well James. This is far from the farm,but what choice do we have?155It's not...15600:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,620What a lovely bed.-Got you!15700:13:07,870 --> 00:13:13,292I found some cheese. Awful stuff.15800:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,586-Is that you Gordon?-How did you know?15900:13:15,837 --> 00:13:21,876Enough! What are you doing in my house?16000:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,887Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table!16100:13:25,137 --> 00:13:30,560Where would we supposed to put her.The bed's taken.16200:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,478What?16300:13:32,728 --> 00:13:37,900I live in a swamp. I've put up signs.I'm a terrifying Ogre!16400:13:38,150 --> 00:13:44,282What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? 165Oh, no! No, no!16600:13:59,422 --> 00:14:05,678What are you doing in my swamp?16700:14:10,766 --> 00:14:14,270All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go.16800:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,023And hurry up, hurry up.16900:14:17,273 --> 00:14:23,154No, no, not there. Not there!17000:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,824Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them.17100:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,702Oh gosh, no one invited us.-What?17200:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,330We were forced to come here.-By who?17300:14:32,580 --> 00:14:37,043Lord Farquaad. He ???17400:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,838All right.17500:14:41,088 --> 00:14:46,302Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?17600:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,554Oh I do. I know where he is.17700:14:48,804 --> 00:14:53,809Does anyone else know where to find him?17800:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,604-Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone?17900:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,650Oh pick me, I know! Me, me.18000:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,236Ok, fine.18100:15:03,486 --> 00:15:08,366Attention all fairy tale things!18200:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,411Do not get comfortable.Your welcome is officially warned up.18300:15:12,662 --> 00:15:23,256In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from.18400:15:29,095 --> 00:15:33,057You. You're coming with me.18500:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,475All right. That's what I like to hear, man.18600:15:34,725 --> 00:15:40,565Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it.18700:15:40,815 --> 00:15:46,195I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek!I'm on road again...18800:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,573What did I say about singing?18900:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,699-Can I whistle?-No.19000:15:49,949 --> 00:15:55,037-Well, can I hummer?-All right.19100:16:22,523 --> 00:16:28,529That's enough. He's ready to talk.19200:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,418Run, run, run as fast as you can,you can't catch me.19300:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,837I'm the gingerbread man.19400:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,297You monster.19500:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,132I'm not a monster here. You are.19600:16:48,382 --> 00:16:52,887You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world.19700:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,391-Now tell me! Where are the others?-Eat me.19800:16:57,642 --> 00:17:02,188I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end!19900:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,149-Tell me! Or I'll...-No, no, not the buttons.20000:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,109Not gumdrop buttons.20100:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,278All right! Who's hiding them?20200:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,781Ok, I'll tell you.20300:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,076-Do you know the muffin-man?-The muffin-man?20400:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,746-The muffin-man.-Yes, I know the muffin-man.205Who lives on Proully lane?20600:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,418-Well, she's married to the muffin-man.-The muffin-man!20700:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,840-The muffin-man!-She's married to the muffin-man.20800:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,050My lord! We found it.20900:17:31,300 --> 00:17:36,889Well then, what are you waiting for?Bring it in.21000:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,319Magic mirror.21100:17:50,570 --> 00:17:55,616Don't tell him anything!21200:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,578Evening.21300:17:58,828 --> 00:18:04,083Mirror, mirror on the wall.Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?21400:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,378Well, technically, you're not a king.215A..., felonious.21600:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,133-You were saying.-What I mean is a...21700:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,593...you're not a king, yet.21800:18:13,843 --> 00:18:18,598But you can become one.All you have to do, is marry a princess.21900:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,766Go on.22000:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,978So, just sit back and relax my lord,22100:18:24,228 --> 00:18:29,066because it's time for youto meet today's eligible bachelorettes.22200:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,320And here they are.22300:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,949Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away.22400:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,619She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime.225Her hobbies include cooking andcleaning for two evil sisters.22600:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,250Please welcome... Cinderella.22700:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,504Bachelorette number two is akemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy.22800:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,590Although she lives with seven other man,she is not easy.22900:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,302Just kiss hers dead frozen lipsand find out what a live wife she is.23000:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,389Come on. Give it up for... Show-white.23100:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,558And last but certainly not least.23200:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,477Bachelorette number three is afire-breathing ????,23300:19:04,727 --> 00:19:08,940dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off.23400:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,860She's a loaded pistol who likesPina Coladas and getting cut in the rain.23500:19:13,110 --> 00:19:17,198Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona.23600:19:17,448 --> 00:19:21,577So will it be, bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two?23700:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,955Or bachelorette number three?23800:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,625-Two... -Three! -Two!23900:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,544One. No, no, no.24000:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,879Three. Pick number three my lord.24100:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,966Ok, ok. Number three.24200:19:35,216 --> 00:19:43,516Lord Farquaad. You've chosen...princess Fiona.24300:19:45,142 --> 00:19:49,564She's nice. Fiona. She's perfect.24400:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,858All I have to do is just find someone...24500:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,694But I probably should mention little thing that happens at night...24600:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,445-I'll do it!-Yes, but after sunset...24700:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,197Silence!24800:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,658I will make this princess Fiona my queen.24900:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,996And Duloc will finally have the perfect king!25000:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,456Captain! Assemble your finest man.25100:20:07,707 --> 00:20:13,337We're going to have a tournament!25200:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,340That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc.25300:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,009I've told you I'll find it.25400:20:18,259 --> 00:20:22,930So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle.25500:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,099Aha, that's the place.25600:20:25,349 --> 00:20:30,688Do you think maybe he's compensating for something.25700:20:32,815 --> 00:20:37,528Hey, hey wait up Shrek!25800:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,532-Hey, you!-No, no!25900:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,451Wait a second.26000:20:43,701 --> 00:20:49,540Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just...26100:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,116It's quiet.26200:21:24,367 --> 00:21:28,538Too quiet.26300:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,457Where is everybody?26400:21:31,707 --> 00:21:36,212Hey look at this.26500:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,717Wow!26600:22:22,967 --> 00:22:28,514-Let's do that again.-No. no.26700:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,902All right.You're going the right way for smack bottom.26800:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,404Sorry about that.26900:22:43,654 --> 00:22:46,657That champion should have the honor, no, no...27000:22:46,908 --> 00:22:56,167...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon.27100:22:56,417 --> 00:23:03,674If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,the first runner up will take his place.27200:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,219And so on, and so forth.27300:23:06,469 --> 00:23:15,061Some of you may die,but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.27400:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,104Applause.27500:23:17,355 --> 00:23:23,110Let the tournament begin.27600:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,324What is that?27700:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,992Ugh, it's hideous.27800:23:30,243 --> 00:23:33,120Oh, that's not very nice.27900:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,581It's just a donkey.28000:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,124Indeed.28100:23:37,375 --> 00:23:42,463Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named champion.28200:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,632How about him.28300:23:44,882 --> 00:23:50,012Oh, hey. Now, come on.28400:23:50,388 --> 00:23:54,767Can't we just settle this over a pint?28500:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,352No?28600:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,438All right then.28700:23:59,689 --> 00:24:03,985Come on.28800:24:32,430 --> 00:24:37,894Hey Shrek! Let me, let me!28900:24:46,736 --> 00:24:52,033The chair! Give him the chair!29000:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,057Thank you. Thank you, very much.29100:25:16,307 --> 00:25:20,478I'm here until Thursday. Try the wheel!29200:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,984Shall I give the order sir?29300:25:27,235 --> 00:25:30,780No. I have a better idea.29400:25:31,030 --> 00:25:35,910People of Duloc. I give you our champion!29500:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,079What?29600:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,206 Congratulation, Ogre.29700:25:40,456 --> 00:25:44,085You've won the honor of embarkingon a great and noble quest.29800:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,963Quest? I'm already on a quest.29900:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,840A quest to get my swamp back!30000:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,968-Your swamp?-Yeah, my swamp!30100:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,638Where you dumped those fairytale creatures.30200:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,014Indeed.30300:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,267All right Ogre, I'll make you a deal.30400:25:59,517 --> 00:26:03,771Go on this quest for me andI'll give you your swamp back.30500:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,315Exactly the way it was?30600:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,818Down to the last slime covered toast tool.30700:26:09,068 --> 00:26:13,364-And the squatters?-As good as gone.30800:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,954What kind of quest?30900:26:20,204 --> 00:26:20,746Ok, let me get this straight!31000:26:20,997 --> 00:26:25,293We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will give you back the swamp,31100:26:25,293 --> 00:26:27,628which you only don't have, 'cause he filled itwith full of freaks on the first place.31200:26:27,879 --> 00:26:29,422-Is that about right?-You know what?31300:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,592Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldn't talk.31400:26:32,842 --> 00:26:35,720I don't get it Shrek.Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them?31500:26:35,970 --> 00:26:41,066You know, ??? . Grab his bones to make you brave. You know the whole Ogre trick.31600:26:41,184 --> 00:26:47,179Oh, you know what. Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plate.31700:26:47,315 --> 00:26:51,652Got a knife, cut open their spleensand drink their fluids.31800:26:51,652 --> 00:26:54,572Does that sound good to you?31900:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,282A, no, not really, no.32000:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,994For your information,there is a lot more to Ogres than people think.32100:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,622-Example.-Example?32200:27:02,872 --> 00:27:07,168OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions.32300:27:08,544 --> 00:27:09,921-They stink?-Yes, no.32400:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,339-O, they make you cry.-No.32500:27:11,589 --> 00:27:14,917Oh, you leave them out on the sun andthey get all brown and start ??? little wild hairs?32600:27:14,967 --> 00:27:19,263No! Layers! Onions have layers.32700:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,517Ogres have layers. Onions have layers.32800:27:22,767 --> 00:27:27,063You get it? We both have layers.32900:27:27,647 --> 00:27:31,651O, you both have layers.33000:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,986You know not everybody likes onions.33100:27:34,237 --> 00:27:37,031Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers.33200:27:37,281 --> 00:27:40,868I don't care what everyone likes.33300:27:41,118 --> 00:27:45,414Ogres are not like cakes.33400:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,918You know what else everyone likes? Paffe.33500:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,796Have you ever met a person and you say:"Hey, let's get some paffe" and33600:27:52,046 --> 00:27:54,131they say I don't like paffe. Paffe is delicious.33700:27:54,382 --> 00:27:58,678。
