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Special Pig
Farmer Jones got out of his car,he noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask the pig’s owner, "Fred, how did that pig get him a wooden leg?"
"Well Mike, that's a mighty special pig! 2 days ago a wild boar attacked me when I was walking in theforest. That pig there ran after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!"
"And the boar broke his leg?" "No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started barking, woke us up, and 'fore we got out here, the stupid thing had got the other animals together out of the barn and saved them all!"
"So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?" "No, Mike. He only got slight wound.then, When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pool I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pool and dragged me out. He save my life."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?" "Oh no, he was fine. "
"OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?"
"Well", the farmer tells him, "A pig like that, you don't want to eat all at once."
Loyalty In Marriage
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."。