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第一集我们那时候正坐在商店里\N有个人进来We were in a store and a guy in that store...就叫我们去参军...told us to put our uniforms on.“你到底在说什么？”"what the hell are you talking about?"他说：“美国与日本开战了”He says, "The USA is in a war with Japan."我们压根儿就不敢相信We couldn't believe it.我们的国家被攻击了Well, our country was attacked.这是不同的It's different.这与朝鲜战争或越南战争不同It wasn't like Korea or Vietnam.我们被攻击了We were attacked.你知道，这种感觉…And, you know, it was a feeling that... 或许我们是乡下老实人...maybe, we're just dumb country people but...但我们很多人都自愿参军...where I come from a lot of us volunteered.“谁要自愿加入坦克部队？”"Who would like to volunteer for the Tank Corps?“谁要自愿加入空军？”"Who would like to volunteer for the Air Force?“谁要自愿加入海军？”"Who would like to volunteer for the Navy?" or whatever.他们又说And then, they said:“谁愿意加入空降师？”"Who would like to volunteer for the Airborne?"什么是“空降”啊？Somebody says, "What the hell's the Airborne?"根本没有人听过Nobody ever heard of it.我们来自一个很小的城镇We came from a small, small town.镇上有三个人因为体检不合格而自杀And three fellows in that town that were 4F...因为他们不能从军mitted suicide because they couldn't go.真是个不同的年代A different time.我们做了些事I did things.不是为了勋章或荣誉I didn't do them for medals.我们做那些事只因那是必须做的事I didn't do them for accolades. I did 'em because it's what had to be done.各位，当你跳出飞机The guy says, "would you jump out of airplanes?你带着所有陆军给你的配备"You know, you got all your army equipment...跳出飞机，准备与敌人作战"...and you jump out of airplanes, to fight the enemy."我们说“去死吧”These guys, they said, "Go to hell."没有人举起手Nobody put up their hands.我不知道是谁提起的And then, I don't know what it was brought it up...但有个人演讲提到...but the guy giving the speech was saying:你一个月可以多赚50块钱"But you get paid $50 a month more."所以那就是100块So, that made it a hundred bucks.{\1c&H80FFFF&\i1}片名：兄弟连{\1c&H80FFFF&\i1}第一集：葛拉锡（新兵营）“1944年6月4日，英国，尤波泰瑞”…我真想来块鸡肉馅饼I want a whiff of chicken pie.弟兄们，把装备都收好Okay, boys, let's get this gear stowed.Ｆ连，我们五分钟内出发Fox Company...we go in five. 以圣父圣子之名"In the name of the Father..."第一排准备好轻型火力1st Platoon, draw small arms.你需要帮忙吗，中尉？\N敌人到了再准备就晚了Do you need a hand, Lieutenant?Ｅ连注意！整装！Easy Company! Listen up!朝我靠拢集合Gather up around me.动作快，大家快点。

他们在树林里集中火力They're taking fire from the woods.他们在等坦克支援They're waiting for the tanks.敌火力在我右翼Enemy fire from our right flank,.重复在我右翼I say again, our right flank.公主R6呼叫C组Princess Red 6 for Culture.坚持住兄弟们现在的情况危急完毕Hold fast. This is the worst of it, boys. Over.汉弗莱中士赶来了Sergeant Humphrey just showed up.右翼有消息吗Have you any information on the right flank?C组没有Culture, that's a negative.前进Move.A2呼叫教堂里有88重型坦克炮This is Able 2. The 88 is in that church.我们经过时他们朝我们开火了They threw one at us when we drove by.二战期间的美军坦克远比德军坦克薄弱美军坦克部队因此在对敌作战中损失惨重不行全完蛋了Negative. It's all over!狂怒收到吗收到吗Come in, come in.能听见吗能听见吗Do you read me? Do you read me?一九四五年四月盟军深入纳粹德国的心脏地区遭遇其负隅顽抗绝望中希♥特♥勒♥宣布发动全面战争甚至将女人和孩子也送上战场妈的Son of a bitch!你把那个混♥蛋♥解决了吗Did you get that fucker?干掉了Knocked him off.戈多放手吧让他休息会Gordo, stop. Leave him rest.不Uh-uh.戈多他已经死了Gordo, he's dead.他死了让他体面的走吧He's dead! Show some respect.让他安息吧Leave him alone.都是你的错He's your fault!你♥他♥妈♥的有完没完God damn it. Ain't you done yet?你没资格骂我别骑在我头上作威作福You got no right to be fucking sore with me.Quit fucking riding me. 我没骑你要是我那么做了你会没感觉I ain't riding you. If I was riding you, you'd know it.哪来的回哪去More where he came from.去你♥妈♥的♥ 唐我们困在这儿都是你的错Hey, fuck you, Don! It's your fucking fault we here.你俩吵完没我们赶紧离开这Are you still talking? Let's get out of here.啊该死的踢我♥干♥嘛Aah! Fuck! What the fuck you do that for?-我这不在修吗 -你知道我♥干♥嘛踢你-I'm trying to fix it! -You know why.你♥他♥妈♥想跟我叫板吗You want to fucking whup me?跟我叫板也没用啊It ain't gonna fucking help anything!呼叫F6 能听到吗Probate, Fox 6.我说你干嘛总跟我叫板I say, why you always whupping on me?你就是个低等动物像条狗'Cause you're an animal, a dog.你只知道用武力All you understand is the fist and boot.唐我可告你啊你别那样说我Don, I'm telling you right now, don't fucking call me that. 我不是该死的低等动物也不是条狗I ain't a fucking animal. I ain't a fucking dog.快点兄弟们你要是想说你那墨西哥鸟语Hey, you want to talk Mexican,就滚到墨西哥坦克去join another tank, a Mexican tank.我们这里是美国坦克说美国话This is an American tank, we talk American.那你呢老大跟个点唱机似的Who put the fucking nickel in you, top?你还说德国话呢You talk Kraut!你都说德语我为什么不能说西班牙语You talk German! I can't talk Spanish?-圣徒我们现在在哪个国家 -德国-Bible, what country we in? -Germany.在德国就得说德语Germany, they speak German.你能跟他讲一下德语是战争的工具吗Could you explain to him it's a tool of war?德语是战争的工具戈多It's a tool of war, Gordo.我的家伙才是我战争必备工具Here's my tool of war.老爹Top.你在打仗之前就会说德语了You knew German before we got in this fucking war!别以为我不知道Don't play stupid with me.我希望你们都能振作起来I expect all of you to pull your shit together.你也别向每个人发火I wish you'd stop ragging on everyone.雷德又不是你杀的是德国人干的You didn't kill Red, Germans did.确实是德国人杀的但是我也没救他That is true, but I didn't save him, either.他劫数难逃了就这么简单His number came up, that's all.目前为止我们一直都很幸运We've been lucky till now.我们很幸运吗We've been lucky?是的长官Yes, sir.我们都还活着我们都在这We're all alive. We're in here.上帝的恩惠吗God's grace?炮弹要来了Rain's coming.浣熊亲爱的还要多长时间能修好Coon-Ass, anytime, sweetheart.现在我又成亲爱的了I'm your sweetheart, right?好了戈多发动吧Okay. Gordo, crank her up.点不着火太冷了Choke her up. She's cold.火花塞凝住了There's condensation on the plugs.妈的Fuckers!好了出发吧带大家离开这儿All right, move out. Get us out of here. 圣徒炮口向前Bible, gun front.收到Roger.快走挪开Come on, move it!把这些东西拿走Get those cases out of here!我还以为你死了I thought you were dead.魔鬼还顾不上我呢宾考斯基Devil watches over his own. Binkowski. 很高兴看见你Good to see you.唐能活着回来真好Don, glad you made it back.你们的人都在吗内特呢林德伯格呢Crew still together? Nate? Lindburgh?都好Doing well.那就好Good.-抓住胳膊 -接住了-Grab his arm . -Here you go.好Okay.轻轻放下去轻点Lay him down. Lay him down.向前走Move.温柔点放下去Set him down soft.中士Sergeant.中士Sergeant.抬起来Lift.三排的其他人呢Where's the rest of Third Platoon?都在这了We're it.嗨博伊德Hey, Boyd?博伊德他们...他们会送他的遗体回家吧会吗Hey, Boyd, they... They gonna send him home, right?我不知道格雷迪I don't know that, Grady.现在大家都有点为雷德的死难过但是我们还有任务Red's got us all a little sad right now, but we got a job to do.格雷迪补充弹♥药♥和补给戈多加水加油Grady, restock ammo and rations. Gordo, water and gas.博伊德吃点东西然后尽力解决下机械故障Boyd, get some chow and do what you can about the mechanical issues.我们搞不了机械故障你去哪儿啊We can't do shit about mechanical issues. Where you going? 你是科利尔军士长吗First Sergeant Collier?可能是吧你♥他♥妈♥是谁Maybe. What the fuck are you?我是二等兵埃里森Private Ellison.有人让我向你报道我是你坦克的新副驾I was told to report to you. I'm your new assistant driver.不你才不是No, you are not.-我是我真是 -真见鬼-Yes, yes, I am. -God damn it.谁说让你来找我的Who told you this?那边拿着笔记板的军士长Master Sergeant with the clipboard.-胡扯 -就在那边他...-Bullshit! -Right there. He's...你叫什么What's your name?诺曼Norman.参军多长时间了How long you been in the Army?两个月Eight weeks.那辆坦克就是你的家了That's home.按我说的做Do as you're told.别跟任何人套近乎Don't get too close to anyone.远处山岭上On a hill far away矗立着古旧十字架Stood an old rugged cross那是痛苦与耻辱的象征The emblem of suffering and shame我爱旧十字架I love the old cross那是亲爱的Where the dearest...我要一生背负这老旧十字架I will cling to the old rugged cross你们好我是诺曼Hi. Hi. I'm Norman.哪个哪个方向是前线啊Which... Which way is the front?"哪个方向是前线""Which way is the front?"呃Hmm.到处都是前线小子我们这是在德国All around us, kid, 'cause this is Germany. 被德国佬包围了We're surrounded by Krauts.我说的没错吧格雷迪Ain't that right, Grady?说的没错That's right.能把我的书还给我吗Can I please have my book back?你的烟呢Where are the cigarettes?我不抽烟I don't smoke.你个新兵蛋子You're a bastard.进过坦克学校吗You go to tank school?坦克学校没有Tank school? No.我连坦克里面什么样都从来没见过I've never even seen the inside of a tank. 我是个打字员I'm a clerk typist.我正在去第五团团部的路上Was heading to Fifth Corps HQ,他们把我从卡车上拖下来they pulled me off the truck.然后就把我扔这儿了They sent me here.他们肯定是弄错了It's got to be a mistake.错了Mistake?军队不会有错Army don't make mistakes.这就他们的行事风格It wouldn't do.你是密苏里人吗You from Missouri?不是No.芝加哥人吗Are you from Chicago?你从阿肯色州来的吗You from Arkansas, ain't you?-不我是匹茨堡来的 -嘿闭嘴吧-No, I'm from Pittsburgh... -Hey, hush up, man. 没人关心你从哪儿来的Nobody gives a fuck where you from.你信教吗Are you a praying man?我去教堂的I go to church.你是哪个教派的Which denomination are you?圣公会吗Episcopalian?你是圣公会的你随大流是吧Yeah, you are. You're a Mainliner, ain't you? 是的我是Yeah. I am.你得到救赎了吗Are you saved?我受洗了I'm baptised.我问的不是这个意思That ain't what I asked you.他问的不是这个意思That ain't what he asked you.-戈多告诉他我问的啥 -听好了你得认真听-Gordo, what'd I ask him? -See, you got to listen.-再说一遍 -你得到救赎了吗-Say it again. -Are you saved?等你看见了就会知道了Wait until you see it.看见什么See what?一个人可以有多残忍♥What a man can do to another man.追寻耶稣这事儿先放放Before you find Jesus,过来看看你的座位why don't you come take a look at your seat?你就坐那儿了That's where you're gonna be.去厨房♥打桶热水把那些东西擦干净Get a bucket of hot water from the kitchen. Get that shit clean. 噢我的天Oh, fuck.真恶心Fuck.按理说不该再有虎式坦克了吧唐Weren't supposed to be no more Tigers, Don.你去跟我牺牲的三排兄弟说去Tell my platoon that.你们派了五辆谢尔曼出去You send five tanks out.最后只回来一辆One comes back.很难相信我们正在赢得这场战争It's hard to believe we're winning the war.别老想打过的仗了Stop talking about yesterday's fight.我们还有仗要打Think about today's.直着走Straighten out!这个纳粹党卫军在这儿干嘛Hey! What's an SS doing here?嘿你为什么带着他从这儿过Hey, why are you bringing him through here?怎么还没毙了他Why isn't he sleeping?总部要找个犯人来审问G2 wants a prisoner to question.噢我来审问他Oh, I'll question him.你最喜欢什么颜色What's your favourite colour?你跳舞怎么样Are you a good dancer?你喜欢胖姑娘吗Do you like fat girls?-退后 -揍死他-Get back! -Beat his ass!别打了别打了Stop! Stop it!-混♥蛋♥ -唐干♥死♥他-Fucker! -Fuck him up, Don!混♥蛋♥Motherfucker!别打了回来Get the fuck... Get back!滚该死的坦克兵Go! Fucking tankers.是我是我It's me, it's me.四周都是宪兵你别乱来You got MPs everywhere. You got to stop now.-别打了 -咖啡都洒了-Just stop. -I spilled my fucking coffee.混♥蛋♥玩意走吧格雷迪Cocksuckers. Come on, Grady.该死的纳粹Fucking SS.老爹你还好吧You good, top?竟敢带着个党卫军从我们营地经过Bring him through this camp...你看见没You see that?那是个党卫军He's an SS.这种货色你见一个杀一个他们真的是人♥渣♥ You kill every last one you can. They're real assholes.见一个杀一个战争就是他们挑起的Fuck every last one. They started it.-就由我们来结束好了 -就这么定了-We finishing it. -That's it.你杀过很多人吗Done much killing?没有No.马上就能杀人了You will.-兄弟们教他用那把枪 -收到-Boys, take him through that gun. -Roger.我我用这枪干嘛Wh-What do I do with this?我我我个屁闭嘴吧"Wh-What..." Shut up.看看这枪Take a look at it.-看见那个盖儿没 -嗯-See that cover? -Yeah.打开Open it.这样就能杀人了And now you killing.再合上Close it up.就杀不了了Now you ain't.主力正向东行进Main unit's punching east.我们往北行进担任侧翼掩护任务We are going north on a flank guard mission.接下来跟41区过来的B连汇合We'll tie up with Baker Company from the 41st.科利尔中士现在编入我们排了Sergeant Collier's with us now.担任副排长He'll be acting platoon sergeant.没问题Fine by me.唐很高兴和你一起Good to have you, Don.我们在这儿跟B连会合We're meeting Baker Company here.然后一起拿下这个镇子Then, together we'll take this town.之后我们就听瓦格纳上尉指挥了After that, we're working for Captain Waggoner. 有什么问题吗Any questions?我有个问题I got one question.彼得森什么问题Peterson?我是宾考斯基长官I'm Binkowski, sir.呃Uh...你毛长齐了吗You start shaving your face?一排集♥合♥First Platoon, mount up!出发Move out!仗是打不完的长官War's not going anywhere, sir.大家都听到了集♥合♥You heard him. Mount up!嘿Hey!该死的混♥蛋♥ 战争老爹Go fuck yourself, Wardaddy!咖啡太烫了Coffee's too hot.你还欠我40块钱呢Still owe me 40 bucks!说什么What'd he say?集♥合♥ 出发了先生们Mount up! Let's go, gents.前进Move front!傻蛋Motherfucker.你已进入敌国务必保持警惕第二装甲师友情提醒好的枪炮装填完毕Okay, guns ready.好运先生们Good luck, gentlemen!全体都听好了现在危机四伏All right, there might be a wolf hiding in the sheep.伙计们提高警惕盯死他们Kid, you're up. Cast an eyeball on them.看到任何动静就开火别给他们机会Anything that makes a move, you cut them right in half. 别管路上的平民People are in the way, that's their problem.做好你该干的就行听见吗You do what you got to do, copy?-收到 -你呢-Copy. -You copy?收到I copy.戈多再教教他怎么用机♥枪♥ Gordo, talk him through that gun again.明白Roger.机♥枪♥已经上膛你扣扳机就行Hey, gun's ready. Just pull the trigger.每五发子弹都有一发曳光弹Every five rounds is a tracer这样你能看见你要往哪打so you can see what you're hitting.记住短点射And remember, short bursts.这样每发子弹才能击中更多敌人That way you harvest more meat per bullet.我们的人在那边The Americans are over there.继续往前走Keep moving.举起手来Keep your hands up.给她一块巧克力棒她就会跟你睡She'll let you fuck her for a chocolate bar.不可能That's not true.不可能吗It's not true?不可能No.好吧那就不可能吧Okay. It's not true.这他妈的就是事实It's completely fucking true.给她烟他就会让你上Or just give her some smokes.给她烟他也会让你上都不用给她整包的You ain't got to fuck around and give her a whole pack, neither. 诺曼别理他 4根就能搞定Norman, ignore him. Fucking four will do it.现在你要相信主Don't disappoint Christ, now.别让这帮子人带坏了Don't let them lead you astray.听着我们可以杀了他们但是不可以上她们You see, we can kill them, but we can't fuck them,因为圣经里这么说的'cause it says so in the Bible.别说了好吗Stop, all right?我放弃感化你们这群野蛮人了I'm done trying to convert you heathens.你介意我继续入侵德国吗You mind if I continue invading Germany?博伊德你觉得上帝爱希♥特♥勒♥吗Boyd, do you think Jesus loves Hitler?我认为上帝爱不爱希♥特♥勒♥Do I think Jesus loves Hitler?我觉得他爱I'd assume so.如果希♥特♥勒♥内心接受耶稣If Hitler accepted Jesus into his heart受洗他会得到救赎的and got baptised, he'd be saved.但是他难逃人类正义的审判It ain't gonna save him from man's justice.那一般的党卫军士兵呢What about your regular-issue Nazi line trooper?-我不想和你说这些了 -他们死后也会上天堂吗-No, I'm not gonna do this with you. -Is he going to Heaven?过去三年里我们聊这些玩意聊得够多了We've been talking about the same dumb shit for three years.你知道我的立场你想激怒我You know how I stand on it. You trying to rile me up now.嘿那我呢你觉得你能救赎我吗Hey, what about me, huh? You think you could save me?给我唱首圣歌♥吧Sing me a hymn?-好啊 -唱古旧十字架就行-Yeah, sure. -Sing Old Rugged Cross.我喜欢你唱歌♥时候嘴动的样子I like the way your mouth moves when you sing.-别闹 -我喜欢-Don't. -I like it.你不碰我我就唱I'll sing it if you don't do that.让我摸摸你的小胡子Let me just touch your moustache.-该死的别碰我 -就想摸摸你的小胡子-Don't touch me. Stop! -I just wanna touch your moustache.我就摸摸你胡子有什么了Why does that bother you so much when I touch your moustache? -我发誓我会崩了你 -好了别闹了-I'll shoot you, I swear! -All right, knock it off.别搞了Knock off the horseplay.博伊德你觉得希♥特♥勒♥会为了一块巧克力棒Boyd, do you think Hitler'd fuck one of us跟我们其中一个睡觉吗for a chocolate bar?估计会吧I hope so.有埋伏右侧Ambush! Right!右侧有埋伏Right side, ambush!见鬼格雷迪Fuck! Grady!你盯紧树丛我们很容易中埋伏You watch that tree line! We're ripe for an ambush! 格雷迪掩护右翼Grady, cover right!上帝啊Father!看见什么了吗博伊德What'd you see, Boyd?出去干掉这些德国崽子Just go out and blast them little fuckers!看见什么了What'd you see?什么也没看见I didn't see nothing.诺曼Norman!你个混♥蛋♥ 你干嘛不开枪You cocksucker. Why didn't you take the shot?-他只是个孩子 -对不起-He was just a kid. -I'm sorry.真的很抱歉中士I'm really sorry, Sergeant.那你就看看一个孩子干了些啥You see what a kid can do?睁大你的狗眼Look!都是你干的好事That's your fault.都是你的错That's your fucking fault.下次再看见拿着武器的德国人Next German you see with a weapon,就把他打成筛子you rake the dog shit out of him.我才不管他是个一手拿着餐刀I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand 还趴在妈妈身上吃奶的婴儿and mama's titty in the other.-你给我往死里打 -听见了长官-You chop him up! -Yes, Sergeant!-圣徒 -嗯-Bible? -Yeah?全体都听好了我是战争老爹All tanks, Wardaddy.现在我管事儿了Looks like I'm it.我带头车全队跟我向目标前进I'll lead the column. Let's get us where we're going.我们得建立防线援军在路上We have this thing setup and on the way.我派了一队人来过来接应I sent over a couple men to keep contact,上头刚通报过and the officers have been briefed.戈多在这儿停下Stop right here, Gordo.-是B连吗 -是的长官-Baker Company? -Yes, sir!我不是长官I'm not a sir.我也不是Me, neither.-你们的长官呢 -死了-Where's your boss? -Dead.那现在谁管事Who's in charge of this column?我I am.好那我就找你了Good. I'm talking to the right man.坦克停那边头儿等你们呢Park it over there. Old Man's waiting.好的谢谢长官Yes, thank you, sir,不要告诉我说伤亡还能持续Don't tell me how long my casualties can last.除非你想自己去那儿Unless you want to come down here,站在齐膝的内脏堆里发号♥施令stand knee-deep in their guts and form an opinion. B6 撤了Baker 6 out.操蛋的文官你还好吗Pencil-pushing motherfucker. How you doing?把我的伤亡士兵装到卡车上Load the casualties into a truck.我们自己把他们送回基地去We're gonna drive them back to base ourselves.好好照料我们自己人你跟我过来Take care of our own. Come with me.你别睡了Hey, wake up!好我们现在有多少辆坦克All right, how many tanks we got?4辆Four.4辆你开什么玩笑Four? You're shitting me.我要了10辆I asked for 10.迈尔斯迈尔斯中士Miles! Sergeant Miles!是上尉什么事Yes, sir?让一排准备好Get First Platoon ready.你编入他们排You're working for him now.只要是能站起来的都得上If they can stand, they're in play.是Roger.看是这样All right, here's the deal.我的一个排被机♥枪♥I got a platoon trapped in this beet field困在这个甜菜地里by machine guns.我让我的人去救I sent my tracks in.德国人把他们干掉了Jerry took them out.反坦克炮在这里这里可能这里也有我也不知道So, anti-tank guns there, there, possibly there, I don't know. 我需要你们把他们救出来I need you to rescue my guys.把机♥枪♥端掉Take the guns out.没问题I can do that.那样到镇上的道路就清干净了你们继续推进到镇上All right, that clears this road into town, you push forward. 我会在那里和你们汇合我们一起清理I'll join you there. We'll clear it up.他们可能会投降也许会反击谁知道呢Maybe they'll surrender. Or maybe they'll fight.这片高地你有没有哨兵This high ground, you got any eyes on it?我在这边的哨兵没了这边的也没了I had eyes there, gone. There, gone.瞎打吧就剩你我了We're flying blind. It's you and me.德军在这条路上肯定有警戒哨Krauts got sights on this road.我不想露出侧翼I don't want to show my flank.从这个方向走可以吗Any objection if I come in here?你就是坐飞毯去我都不管你You can arrive on a fucking magic carpet, for all I care.我了解你我知道你清楚自己在干什么I know who you are. I know you know what you're doing. 帮我把他们干的稀里哗啦就行了You just paste them hard for me.他们今天在那里杀了我们一些好兄弟They murdered some good boys out there today.他们为啥不干脆投降呢Why don't they just quit?换你你会吗Would you?一个排的人被机♥枪♥困在这个菜地We got a platoon pinned down in this field by MGs.德国佬的反坦克炮火力能覆盖这个地方Krauts got anti-tank covering the field.我们一旦穿过篱笆And once we cross this hedgerow,就到了他们的射程之内他们也能看见我们we will be in range and in their line of sight,所以都要保持警惕so be alert.有任何动静都射击Hit anything that fucking moves.好除非他们先开炮Yeah, unless they pound us first.如果他们先开炮那正好暴露了他们If they do, we'll know exactly where they are.我们一起把伙计们救出来把机♥枪♥端掉Let's get these boys out of there and smash those guns.然后我们就能占领小镇在镇子里过夜明白了吗Then we'll capture the town, stop for the night. Clear?我们干嘛要救这群小仔子干嘛不直接开到柏林去Why are we rescuing kittens instead of just driving down into Berlin? -你怎么这么混♥蛋♥ -说的好-Why are you such an asshole? -That's a great question.开进顺序狂怒老菲利斯露西苏杀人工厂March order. Fury, Old Phyllis, Lucy Sue, Murder Inc.出发吧Let's go.好了兄弟们All right, fuck sticks.出发编队Mount up! By squad!好了赶紧上车All right, mount up!全体都听好了通讯检查All tanks, comm check.L14 登车完毕1-4's up.L13收到Love 1-3 copies.-好了兄弟们 -大家都坐稳了-That's right, man. -Need you to hold tight!全体都有我是战争老爹All tanks, Wardaddy.到达开阔地带后在我后面成纵队When we hit open ground, line up on me.保持距离别扎堆Keep your spacing, don't bunch up.看我信♥号♥♥ 我们把他们揉成面团On my signal, we'll drop the doughs端掉机♥枪♥and roll up that 75.明白了吗Everyone copy?L15 收到没问题Love 1-5 copies. Wilco.-L12收到 -L13 收到-Copy. -Love 1-3 copies.戈多停下Gordo, halt.全体都有在这停下All tanks hall. All tanks halt.让兄弟们下车All right, let's get the boys off.让他们都下去给我留一个人Get them off. Give me last man.-快点女士们大家都听见了 -开舱门-All right, ladies, you heard the man. -Button up.全体下车Everybody off!快下车Move out! Move! Everybody off!关舱门Close your hatch.全体都有开始行动右打死右打死All tanks, move out. Hard right. Hard right.-前进 -右打死右打死-Move them out. -Hard right. Hard right.跟着狂怒号♥Fury's going. Let's go.前进快快快Move, move, move, move, move.前进右一点Let's move now. A hard stick right.大家稳住吉格斯稳住Everybody hold yourself. Jiggs, hold on.保持队列保持队列Form in. Form in.跟上狂怒号♥Catch up with the Fury.右转Stick right.跟上Now, catch up.跟着我的队形伙计们跟上队形On my line, guys, on my line.加油往前冲加进来More gas. More gas. Mix it up.-低姿前进 -保持队形-Keep them low! -Hold your line.我们有点偏了We're already drifting.宾考斯基警惕右边高地Binkowski, keep an eyeball on that high ground. Right. L15 收到没问题Love 1-5 copies. Wilco.注意那边的树丛Watch that tree line right there.减速减速Hold that, hold that.继续前进跟紧Ride on, ride on. Hold tight.我们要把这里炸翻天We're gonna bust through this shit.好了走吧All right, here we go, men.左转左转怎么回事Left stick, left stick. What the fuck?看来没问题提姆没事吧It looks perfect, Tim. Good?继续前进继续前进Straight on, straight on.地上都是兵地上都是兵Doughs on the ground, doughs on the ground. 小心警惕Keep an eye out.前进前进那边Straight, straight. Over here!戈多减速减速减速Gordo, slow, slow, slow.地上有人We got bodies.转向我的左侧注意地下Stick left of me. Eyes on the floor.快起来Get up.过来过来Fall in! Fall in!向前进Straighten it out.该死的注意距离Watch your fucking spacing.你现在得左转You gotta left stick now.减速All right, let's hold up.如果我说后退那就后退后退If I say hold back, hold back. Hold back.左转左转怎么回事儿啊过来Left stick. Left stick. What the fuck? Come on! 右侧没人了Company, clear on the right.来来走了安全了Let's go, let's go, let's go! Clear it up and book it. 稍微快一点Speed up just a little bit.L13 右转右转Love 1-3, right stick! Right stick!你掩护地面部队You got troops on the ground.妈的右转右转该死Fuck, right stick! Right stick, God damn it! 你脑子里有屎吗Get your head out of your ass!他们根本就没注意They weren't fucking paying attention.提高警惕继续前进Get in tight. Go!趴下趴下趴下Down! Stay down! Down!那该死的什么玩意哇哦What the fuck is that? Whoa!圣徒打掉那挺机♥枪♥ Bible, hit that machine gun.炮塔左转距离800Traverse left, 800!稳住Steady!-装填完毕 -开炮-On. -Fire!发射On the way!干得漂亮给我打打Good! Hit them! Hit them!看前面看观测镜Look forward! Look at your periscope! -圣徒转回来 -看观测镜-Bible, traverse back. -On. Periscope!-装填完毕 -开炮-Clear! -Fire!发射On the way!停火目标已摧毁Cease fire. Target destroyed,.收到埃斯泰没问题Roger, Ester, Wilco.开炮Fire!见鬼反坦克炮高爆弹左转Fuck! Anti-tank! H.E.! Traverse left.快点左转向Let's go. Traverse left.炮塔左转Traverse left!跳弹我们没事Just a ricochet. We're okay.放屁那是德国佬的高速炮我能听到飞啸声Bullshit! That's a Kraut high-velocity gun. I can hear it whistling. 反坦克炮左前方左前方Anti-tank! Left front, left front!看到了下降15度Got it! Down 15.装填完毕准备好了Clear! Ready!-开炮 -发射-Fire! -On the way!距离600码600.开炮Fire!-装填完毕 -发射-Clear! -On the way!好停火目标被摧毁Okay, cease fire, cease fire. Target destroyed.开炮Fire!还有一架机♥枪♥ 谁看见在哪儿了There's another gun! Who's got eyes on it?有谁看见了吗Does anyone see it?都把眼睛睁大点儿开炮Eyes up, everybody. Fire!我啥也没看见I don't see shit.该死的你在哪Where the fuck are you at?反坦克炮高爆弹Anti-tank, H.E.收到反坦克炮高爆弹炮塔右转Got it! Anti-tank, H.E. Traverse right!反坦克炮左前方左前 600码Anti-tank. Left front, left front. 600.右转右转Right stick, right stick.瞄准开炮On! Fire!发射On the way!轰掉他们给我打打Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em.开炮Fire!全体都有对准那排树轰All tanks, start squirting that tree line.轰碎这群混♥蛋♥党卫军Let's light them up. Let's go.一起轰那边的树丛把它们清干净Everybody squirt the fucking tree line. Let's clean it up.嘿嘿开始射击Hey! Hey! Start shooting!那个我打哪儿啊Well, what do I shoot at?打纳粹啊你个傻冒The Nazis, dumb fuck!就这么打让他们抬不起头来That's it. Keep their fucking heads down.你要重新装弹啊You got to reload!铁拳嘿干掉他Panzerfaust! Hey! Get him!-我在装弹在装呢 -打他-I'm loading the gun. I'm loading the gun. -Hit him!打中了Got him.好好干♥你♥的活做好你该做的事Do your job! Do what you're here for!我在装弹呢I was loading the gun!机♥枪♥ 十二点钟方向戈多碾死这群杂碎Machine gun, twelve o'clock! Gordo, run those bastards over! 全体都有停All tanks, hold here, hold here.让兄弟们下去战斗Get your boys in the fight!下车攻击前进Fall out! Marching fire!快点Come on!嘿看见左边那堆党卫军没Hey, squirt those Krauts on the left.你看见没有Do you see them?情况很危险注意火力太猛Will Actual, come in. This is Vicious.德国佬都躲在树林里在你...Krauts in the woods to your...只有一堆尸体All I see are dead bodies.你怎么知道他们死了你是医生吗How do you know they're dead? Are you a doctor?-射死他们 -可他们已经死了-Hit them! -But they're dead!我为什么要射死人Why would I shoot them if they're already dead?要确保他们不会站起来从后面干掉我们So they don't stand up and shoot us in the ass!该死拿下他们Fuck! Get them!该死Fuck!我他妈再也呆不下去了I can't fucking be here any-fucking-more!再这样大吼大叫先把你那该死的无线电关了Turn your goddamn intercom off if you're gonna bawl like that. 遵命老爹I got it, top.我他妈的不干了我他妈的放弃了I fucking give up. I fucking give up.在这儿一分钟也呆不下去了I can't be here any more.这本来就不是什么美差This ain't pretty, you know.可我们就是干这个的。

包子面条系列笑话终极版！（笑一笑，十年少~ ）来源：周昊的日志PART 1某天，面条与肉包因为细故而发生争执，双方便大打出手，但是肉包因为太肉脚，被面条打的落花流水，於是在离去时，对面条撂下一句：「好胆别走，我去叫伙伴来教训你」肉包就去约了煎包、馒头、面包等，准备去找面条理论理论，就在路上遇到了泡面，肉包等人於是围住了泡面一阵毒打，泡面被青红皂白打了一顿后，问肉包为何打他，肉包回答：「面条，别以为烫了头发，我就不认得你！」PART 2话说泡面被海扁完以后，觉得很不爽，於是夥同米粉、乌龙面、日本荞面和炸酱面，要去找肉包算帐，不料，在路上遇到了小笼包，泡面仔细看了一会儿说道：「兄弟们，上！」泡面扁的更是用力，在扁完小笼包后，面族人扬长而去，后来其他人问泡面说：「你刚刚扁的好卖力，我们都不知道你那么讨厌他耶！」泡面说：「本来想稍微Ｋ一下肉包就好，没想到他今天还装可爱，越想就越气．．．」PART 3话说肉包上次被面条海扁一顿后，心情又够郁卒，因此找了小龙包、菜包、水煎包、汤包等包一起去吃火锅去去霉气，一进门看到了金针菇，包族不分青红皂白把金针菇打了一顿，留下一句话说：「不要以为你戴了帽子我就认不出你来！」PART 4话说小笼包被海扁后极度不爽，便夥同肉包、豆沙包、近亲水饺、远亲月饼一起去报仇，好死不死路上遇到炸酱面，大伙一拥而上把炸酱面打得半死不活。

回程的路上大伙儿问小笼包说：「你真的那么恨面条吗？？打成这样不死也残废.」小笼包说：「本来我也只想随便打几下就好的，谁知道他竟然全身涂满大便，以为这样我就不敢打他，想得真是太美了！这种懦弱的小人害我心头一把火，打起来就不知节制……」PART 5话说泡面海扁完小笼包后，真是越想越气，由於想来个续摊，再次夥同众面们再去找小笼包，没想倒在路上遇到了割包，哗！泡面狂怒一声，带头狂扁呀，打得众面们都有点觉得惨忍了，众面把泡面拉开来，问它说：「你怎么这么生气呀？」泡面说：「太过份了，装可爱就够了，还给我头发中分……。

Waris! Waris!华莉丝华莉丝Old Man!小老头Waris!华莉丝Waris.华莉丝Mom says, we have to move on.妈妈说我们得继续赶着羊走Her name is Fattuma.她叫法图玛You can't call a sheep like Allah's daughter.法图玛是阿♥拉♥的女儿不是羊Says who?谁说的Waris. Come here. Drive there sheeps over there.华莉丝过来把羊赶到那边去Waris, I don't want anything to separate us.华莉丝我不希望和你有任何的分离I'll never leave you alone!我永远不会离开你Promise!向你承诺London, 9 Years Later伦敦 9年后It's charming day. Isn't it?迷人的一天不是吗Chocolate skin is useless.巧克力色的皮肤很难配衣服Excuse me. Miss.打扰一下小姐Right. I'm getting you security.好吧我送你去保安那If you are student, you own 10% discount when you take care a student cards. 如果你有学生证可以打10％的折扣That's enough.受够了Jesus! Fucking nora.天啊你吓死我了I'm calling the police. This is not allowed, yeah?我要打电♥话♥报♥警♥ 你不能在这里知道吗How funny am I?很有趣是吧What if I dial 999. Let's see how funny that is.等我打电♥话♥报♥警♥再看看有多好玩Get out of here now! Never come back.马上出去不要再回来了Off we never got saw each other, OK?咱俩当没见过明白吗You, out! I, here. Here!你出去我就在这里I have nohere else to go! I can't go back to Somalia!我无处可去也不能回索马里Oh, yeah. Somalia! Yeah, I know.索马里这我听懂了How many years? You? In London?你来伦敦多少年了Do you understand me?明不明白我的话?Six years! And you still don't speak English.6年了你都不会说英语Today is your lucky day.今天是你的幸运的日Is it?你未卜先知?See ya. See ya.再见再见How are you?你好吗I'm getting in Sakus. Security!我在找萨库斯找保安Look, you are out of there now, yeah? OK?现在你已经出来了对吧Go get yourself a home shelter or something.自己找个露宿者之家Homeless shelter, yeah? Go back, go back!露宿者之家明白吗回来回来You bloody little stalker!你个小跟踪狂Stop looking at me with your big puppy dog eyes, alright?别用你小狗一样的大眼睛盯着我行吗Look, I'm not saying you will be allowed to stay the tonight, alright? 我没说留你过夜明白吗How do you tell if I want your name?我应该如何称呼你Marilyn McLane, and yours?玛丽莲·麦克莱恩你的名字是?Waris.华莉丝Marilyn玛丽莲One night! Yeah?就一晚晓得了?Cheers.谢谢It's fine. She is my sister.没事她是我姐姐And what am I? Your flaming aunt?那我是谁你的印度亲阿姨?See ya. Bye. See ya.再见拜再见Found her on the toilet at work.上班时在洗手间发现她Give over.别编了She just followed me here.她一路跟着我到这Forget it. This is a business I'm running.不行我这是做生意Not some charity center for drop outs.又不是什么收♥容♥所♥Well. It's just made my day, isn't it?今天真是不能再好了Royal Academy of Dance don't think I am suitable for their tuition. 英国皇家舞蹈学院不录取我So does Royal Ballet School,皇家芭蕾舞学校也不录取我the English National School won't see me for audition.国家剧团没让我试镜You know. They won't even take my calls at the Rein Brant,那个雷·布兰特还是叫罗伯瑞the Robery, the Rubery, the r...或罗巴瑞的连电♥话♥都不接Whatever it fucking called. She'll be fucking then anyway. 无所谓叫什么破名字反正烂学校一个They are fool and sucks.一群傻瓜混♥蛋♥Sod them.去他们的There's plenty of other ballet schools.芭蕾舞学校多得很You're a fantastic dancer.你舞跳的非常出色Plus you can bend in places I don't even possess.韧性也不错我就办不到Yeah, but can I get rid of these? There lovely.那我能把胸变平吗不错的胸And this? It's nice!这里呢? 臀也很翘A ballerina's body is born, not made.芭蕾舞演员的身材是天生的不是做出来的So what am I to do that then?那她现在怎么办Today's weather, sunny showers.今天的天气晴朗有阵雨Who are you? The BBC?你以为你是英国广播?Oh, I'm really sorry, I'm just going outside.不好意思我马上要出门Your 'Sister' can stay for one night only.你的"姐姐"只能呆一晚Great. Which room? I'll show her up.太好了睡哪个房♥间我带她去Your room, your floor.你的房♥间地板上Or no peeing on the carpet or trampy behavior...不要让她尿在地毯上或乱来or you lose your deposit.否则扣你的押金Oh, yes. Kushibar. You really know how to cheer a girl up. 遵命普什帕你对我们最好了Hey, ehm. No familiarities.得了得了少肉麻And you, wolf girl.至于你野姑娘You clean the room before you go and leave it exactly as you found it, all right? 离开房♥间前整理并保持原状Remember only death is completly free.记住只有死是完全免费的Mama.妈妈Bloody hell. Bloody alarm!该死的该死的闹钟What bloody goes on? Bloody hell.怎么回事为什么没有闹铃You did all these?这些都是你做的?I never seen the floor before.我以前从没看见过地板Cheers.谢谢Not bad.还不赖You've done this before.你以前肯定做过Hold on.等等I'll write down an address for you, somewhere you can go, yeah?我给你写个地址一个你能去的地方好吗Wait. Wait!等等等一等Ok. Try this place first. They always need staff.先试试这里他们总是缺人手That's where I've first worked. Yeah?我在那里工作过Work. You, work. All right?工作你要工作明白吗Work? Yeah. That's right.工作? 是的你要工作Sorry, I can't walk you to the bus stop.我穿的少不能陪你去车站Neal, my radiator still leaking. Yes.尼尔暖气管还在漏水知道Are you not going to introduce us then?你不打算介绍我们认识吗I-I'm Neal Fillen. Delighted to meet you.我是尼尔·费尔兰很高兴见到你Give over.别套近乎Why? Oh, 'cause I'm just a care taker?怎么了因为我只不过是个维修工?I've got a degree, you know.我也有文凭的What you've got?你有什么Nothing!什么也没有There. Take this.给把这个穿上You'll freezing, Waris.不然会冻着的华莉丝Watch it!看着点儿When you doing the mopping.当你拖地的时候You got put down a yellow sign.要放一个黄色警告牌Otherwise, people will slip. All right? It's dangerous.不然会有人滑倒很危险Give me this. If you clean the table up there. All right?给我拖把你去清理下那边的桌子好吗Remember the smile. All right?拜托记着微笑Oh, sorry. Sorry!对不起抱歉I don't... I don't know if you could speak English. But...不知道你听不听得懂英语但是Look. I'm uh...我是一名...I do a bit of photography. And a... I'm always looking for new faces. 我是一位摄影师总在寻找新面孔And you've...你Take my card please. And a...请收下我的名片If you feel like it. You just give me a call.如果你喜欢尽管给我打电♥话♥Thank you.谢谢You might want hold on to that, actually.也许留着那名片更好真的You right? All right.你们好你好You right? Darling. Come here often?亲爱的好吗常来这儿?Nice jacket.不错的外套Very good quality, made in China. ￡35.质量非常好中国制♥造♥ 35英磅Do I... look this face. Do I look stupid? No, I give you ￡20. 我这张脸是不是看着很傻? 20英磅我要了What about this? For you, special price.这个呢给你特♥价♥￡25. ￡25?! It's a bloody flip flop.25英磅 25英磅一双塑身减肥拖鞋Many typical flip flop on the market.市场上都是这种拖鞋Out! Go.出去I'm coming for business, yeah? What about my family!我是来做生意赚钱的有家要养My wife needs operation. You're not even married.我老婆需要做手术你还没结婚呢Oh, see you brought your little friend back then.你的小女友又回来了Nothing here for you, wolf girl. We... money, money!这里没有你想要的我们有钱钱No room at the Inn. Sorry.所有的房♥间都满了抱歉She can share with me, just move in an extra bed.可以跟我住一间只要加张折叠床Oh yeah?那么简单?Where you gonna be sleep? In the window ledge?那你睡哪儿睡窗沿上吗One night, here.我在板凳上睡一晚One night.就一晚Please, Mama. Please!求求你妈妈求你了No one calls me Mama.还没有人叫过我妈妈Cloth!我的衣服Marilyn! Marilyn!玛丽莲Marilyn. Marilyn玛丽莲Open! Open! Open!开门开门开门Marilyn, you crazy.玛丽莲你个疯丫头Bedding delivery. Yeah.送铺盖来了好的Do you want me come in to fix it? Just leave it there.需要我进去布置好吗放这就行了I cook excellent.我做优秀的饭They'll be here in a minute. You better get your shifty on. 他们快来了赶快化装打扮I can't. I have homework.不行我还有功课Don't argue with me. And put this on for change. No!别跟我争把这个穿上不要No!不♥穿♥It's been week after week learning, working, sleeping.每周都是读书工作睡觉We can have some fun tonight, Missy.今晚该寻点乐子了小姑娘I have to fill form, Ok? Ok.我先填写表格行吗行'Put last name first'.'填写你的后名先'(先填写你的姓)Which name?哪个名字Waris. What is your first name?华莉丝您的名是什么Do you use your family name?你用家族的姓吗?English! Please. Thank you.请说英语谢谢'Date of birth'.'出生日期'I don't know.我不知道Day, month, year?你出生在哪年哪月哪天Raining season.我出生在雨季Do you think you could bloody bother to knock.你还真不拿自己当外人门都懒得敲吗You know, you deaf.反正你也听不到So, Uh. What's for dinner? Paste, spinach.晚餐吃什么通心粉菠菜and sardine.和沙丁鱼Errr, I...呃我...Will be better.肯定不错Good.好吃吧Well, that's for you.这是你的You know, Waris. Maybe one day I can cook for you.你知道吗华莉丝也许有一天我会煮东西给你吃Do you like bacon and eggs?你喜欢咸猪肉和鸡蛋吗?I make a wonderful... Thank you idiot! Your contribution is great! 我会用一个很大的土豆你的贡献很大You appriciated! Thank you.感激不尽谢谢你Wait. What? What is wrong? What? Another rejection.等一下出了什么事什么... 又是拒收单I'm never been... I'm never been so shocked in my bloody life.我从来... 我从来没感觉到这么受挫过How you know this is rejection?你怎知道是拒收单Because acceptance comes in a big thick envelope.因为同意单是那种又厚又大的信封What?什么事You got some visitors.有人找你I can't. Send them away.不想见叫他们走吧Leave me alone!别来烦我What am I? You bloody robber.怎么怪开我了我又没惹你Get out.出去Marilyn.玛丽莲We dance tonight?今晚一起去跳舞好不Hi.您好I'm Harold.我是哈罗德Harold is your first name?哈罗德是你的名字?Yeah.是的What is your last name?那你姓什么Jackson.杰克逊Harold Jackson.哈罗德·杰克逊Yeah. I like the way you say it.对我喜欢你念我名字时的口音What's yours?你叫什么名字Waris Takhte Mustafa Mohammed Souleymane Dirie.华莉丝·德哈·穆斯塔法·穆♥罕♥默♥德♥·苏莱曼·迪里Parents couldn't figure out your name, Uh? 父母不知道该给你起什么名字好是吗First name Waris, last name Dirie. Dirie. 名华莉丝姓迪里迪里So I should call you?那我该称呼你为?Waris. Waris.华莉丝华莉丝Where are you from?你打哪儿来的Are you cold?感觉冷?That's the eiderdown jacket.这可是鸭绒衣You wanna dance?想跳舞吗What's Harold Jackson mean?"哈罗德·杰克逊"是什么意思What?什么In-In Somalia, all names have meaning.在索马里所有名字都是有意思的So what is Waris meaning?那"华莉丝"是什么意思Desert flower.沙漠之花You're not african?你不是非洲人?No. I'm from New York. Waris.不是我从纽约来的华莉丝I'm only here for few weeks.我只在这逗留几个星期Come on.来跳吧Let's dance.我们跳舞Hey, come on.来吧You're a good dancer.你跳得很好Got you.就是这种感觉Wait.等等Hey. I'm sorry. I feel guilty.都怪我事先没跟你打招呼A respectable women doesn't do that.正派的女人不会那么做A respectable women can have fun and still be respectable. 正派的女人也可以享乐而且同时被尊重A respectable women doesn't do that.不正派的女人不做那个Doesn't do what? Waris. You can't say, you know?不做什么华莉丝你说不出口Sex. Ok?做♥爱♥ 是吗It's nothing to be ashamed? What's so bad about it?没什么羞耻的有什么不对吗Only a cut woman is a good woman.只有被割过的女人才是好女人Sorry. What cut?没明白什么割?Ok. Now you gonna have to speak to me in English.好吧用英语告诉我This is how she stays a virgin, yes?这是保持处♥女♥身的方法对吗Untill her wedding night. And her man oper her.直到新婚之夜才由她丈夫割开That's the way. Isn't it?都是这样的不是吗Waris, I don't know what're you talking about?华莉丝我不懂你在说什么You're not cut?你没受过割礼What do your mean?究竟什么意思Did they cut something away from you?你的身体被切除过什么?Can you show me?能让我看看吗Maybe I can understand.那样也许我就明白了They cut-They cut everything away and sewed it up? 全都割掉然后缝合在一起吗When did this happen?什么时候割的When I was little.小时候Three years old.三岁Same with my sisters.跟姐姐妹妹们一样Not Pharma. She was eight.只有法玛是八岁才进行的割礼Because they couldn't find a midget early.因为一直找不到侏儒(割礼师)Midget?侏儒The woman who cuts.就是执行割礼的女人Waris. Can you feel anything?华莉丝那你还有感觉吗What do you mean?感觉什么Is that why you take time in bathroom?这就是为什么你在卫生间需要那么久That's what it's to be woman.作为女人不就是这样吗No.不是的I'm woman.我就是女人It's not like that for me.而我就不必那样Do you remember what you looked like before.你记得那里以前是什么样吗Like this?像我这样They-They-They not do it to you?他们他们没有割你?Your mother?比如你母亲Never.这里从来也没人割过They don't do it to anyone here.这里没有人这么做Excuse me.麻烦您I knew you wouldn't call me.我知道你不会给我打电♥话♥But it's all right, it's all right.不过没关系没事I probably would be dispointed if you had.如果你打过电♥话♥ 我反倒可能会感到失望Should I tell you? You handle that broom excatly like my old mum use to. 你拿拖把的手势跟我妈妈一模一样You're right. You're right, you're right.不跟陌生男人说话You shouldn't let strange men chat you up.挺好你的想法是对的You know? You're lucky. You really have no idea...知道吗你很幸运你真的没意识到...how beautiful you are.你是多么美丽Have you eh...?你还...Have you still got the card I gave you?还留着我给你的名片吗Good.对我真不赖Why eat goat food?为什么吃羊吃的东西I've got three monthes, yeah?三个月后将要进行A really crucial audition coming, that's my last chance.最关键的面试这是我最后的机会And bloody place hasn't turn me down.这是唯一一所没有拒绝我的学校Jesus! Where did you get this from?天呐你从哪得来的Terry Donaldson.特里·唐纳森The Terry Donaldson.大名鼎鼎的特里·唐纳森What do you mean? He's only famous.你说什么他是一个名人The fashion photographer, he did Diana.时尚摄影师为戴安娜王妃拍过照Aunt Marian said that pictures are bad. What does she know? 马莉安阿姨说照相不好她怎么知道Who wants to take her picture anyway.又没人愿意为她照相And that's right. You're gorgeous.你真的非常漂亮You can earn a bloody fortune.可以赚很多钱Talking of gorgeous.说到漂亮That hot Harold, from the another night.上周末碰到的那个性感哈罗德You did your cenderella trick. Wanted you to have that.被你灰姑娘的魅力迷住了让我把这个交给你In case you ever passing through New York.万一你路过纽约的话His address.这是他的地址Haraold Jackson. Harold Jackson.哈罗德·杰克逊哈罗德·杰克逊Call him.打电♥话♥给他He says I'm different. And then...他看出我跟别人有不同然后呢Oh, darling.哦亲爱的Fuck! My watch! Shit.糟糕我忘了带手表What's the time? I need to get back work.几点了我还要上班Ten minutes.还有10分钟Waris.华莉丝Waris.华莉丝Waris.It's all right. I don't have any money.别担心我一份钱也没有What're you talking about money? Fool.傻瓜什么钱不钱的Don't need money. They'll get you help.不需要钱他们会帮你的Go on. Marilyn. Go on.你走吧玛丽莲去上班What're you talking about work? I'm not going to work. 什么工作不工作不去了I'm getting you help.我找人帮你检查Stay there.呆在那不要动Is there any nurse in this place?这里有护士吗Anyone?有护士吗Can I help you?需要帮助吗Yes. My friend. She's really ill.是的我朋友她痛的厉害Can you tell me where hurts?能告诉我哪里痛吗Yeah. Here I think.我想是这里We're going to get you some help. What's your name? 我们会帮你检查你叫什么名字Waris.华莉丝Waris? Ok. We can get you some help, don't worry.华莉丝好的我们会帮助你不要担心It's Ok. You'll be all right.你会没事的You can help her, yeah?你可以帮助她是吗Yeah. Let me just fetch someone, Ok?是的我去找人好吗You stay with her. Thank you.你陪着她谢谢看到了吧Please try and relax.请尽量放松Now if you could just lift you feet into these.把双脚放在这上面就行了Come on, lovely. or doctor can't help you.来吧小姐医生看你来了Here we go.像这样I can't give you back what's been taken away.被割除的部分我无法替你复原But at least I can make sure you won't hurt, Ok?但至少我可以保证让你不再痛了Can you get nurse Fatimah? I think she's speakes Somali.请你叫法蒂玛护士来一下她会说索马里语Put legs down now.双腿可以放下来了Fatimah is off today. But Amaile says he'll do it.法蒂玛今天休假不过阿莫也会说索马里语Can you tell this yong lady? She was stitched up far too tightly. 麻烦你告诉这位女士她被缝得太紧了A real botch up. I have to say.不得不说缝得很糟糕Can you say I like to operate as soon as possible.告诉她我会尽快替她做手术Aren't you ashamed? Showing this white man your body.让男人看你的下身你不觉得羞耻吗Our tradition is of no concern to them.我们的传统不关他们的事Tell her. She is doing the right thing.告诉她她做得对It's amazing she's been up for this for so long.令人吃惊的是她忍♥受了这么久She must be in absolute constant torment.一定忍♥受着长♥期♥的痛苦折磨But she mustn't worry. We can fix it.但她不必担心我们可以治疗Sure.好的If you change what you are, then you are betraying your parents,如果你改变自己那就背叛了你父母your people and your heritage.背叛了你的民族和传统Does your mother know what you are about to do? Shame on you! 你妈妈知道你打算这么做吗真可耻She'll think about it.她会考虑的Mommy, I am bleeding down there. What?妈妈我下面正在流血怎么了Good, it means...那是好事意味着you are a woman now!你现在是女人了It's terribly painful.痛得很All pain will pass.一切痛苦都会过去的Does it?是吗Waris, this is Galool Mohammed.华莉丝他是罕默德本·加拉尔Go sit beside him.坐到他身边去Come closer my dear, come closer.过来亲爱的近些Do you like my watch?你喜欢我的手表吗Waris. You will marry him,华莉丝你将嫁给他to be his fourth wife.成为他第四任妻子I arranged the wedding for tomorrow.我们会在明天安排婚礼Please have some meat.吃些肉吧Mom, I will not marry him!妈妈我不嫁他Galool Mohammed paid a lot for you.穆♥罕♥默♥德♥为你付了大笔礼金You can't say no.你不能反对Where are you going? To grandmother.你要去哪去摩加迪沙外婆那里Mogadishu! It's far away!摩加迪沙很远的呀I come with you!我跟你一块去No! They need you here, little brother!不这里需要你弟弟Don't worry! In the city I earn lots of money,别担心我在城里赚到很多钱后and then I come back to get you!就回来接你Mommy.妈妈Mogadishu?去摩加迪沙吗Yes. Hurry up.去快点上来Shut up!不要喊Mommy!妈妈I said shut up!我说让你闭嘴Where is the mosque?清♥真♥寺在哪里Over there.在那边Mother, see what comes of living with goats and sheep!妈妈你看跟羊一起生活就是这个样子We can't afford to keep her. She has to go back home!我们没能力收留她她一定要回家A girl who dares the long journey through the desert has a good reason. 一个女孩子冒险穿过沙漠必定有她的苦衷She blamed our family! Enough! Go back to work!这是我们家的耻辱够了干活去A miracle you survived!你能活下来真是个奇迹It was Allah's will.这是阿♥拉♥的旨意You have the same lips as your mother.你的嘴唇跟你♥妈♥的♥一样I always called her Afyareh.我总是叫她阿菲亚Grandma, why have we never seen you?外婆为什么我们从来没见过你Because your mother ran away through the desert...因为你妈妈也是离家出走穿越沙漠to marry your father.嫁给了你父亲A man we did not approve because he was nothing but a nomad.我们不接受你父亲因为他是游牧民族I wonder if it made her happy.我也想知道她这样会幸福吗All that pain must be worth something.受那些苦一定是为了值得的东西Waris.华莉丝Shit.可恶Flowers.鲜花Mad.疯狂吧Quite comfortable these beds, aren't they?相当舒服的床是吗Oh, such a day. God.哦上帝今天太累了Been on my feet all day.站在那里一整天Hello.您好Hello.您好Do come in?进来吗You don't look famous.你看起来不像很有名气的人Fame! Yeah, right.名气那东西...It's all right to get your through passport control without any hassel. I suppose. 我想这份工作让你取得签证还是没问题的But grave-yard are full of people thought they were rather marvellous. 坟场里倒是葬着不少自以为是的人You forgot.你忘了这个You kept it all this time?这段时间你一直保存着?Thank you.谢谢So how much you pay to take my picture?拍我的照片你付多少钱给我?I'm usually the one who gets paid for the picture.通常是别人付钱请我拍So you're really interested in bing a model?你真的有兴趣当模特儿?I'm interested in better life.不如说我对更好的生活有兴趣Try and relax. Thanks.尽量放松谢谢Yeah. Ok. Ready? How you doing?好了准备好了吗进展如何Yeah. Good. Ok. Here we go.好的好了开始吧You just sit on the stool.你坐在圆凳上就好Change the back, will you?准备下照相机Just sit yourself down.只要坐下就行了Ok.好的If you just...你能不能Turn yourself around this way.转向这边This way.这边Right. Just face that white thing there. That's it.对了看着那个白色的东西行了Just do some test, will you?先做些测试Ok.行了I don't know your name.我还不知道你的名字Waris. Waris.华莉丝华莉丝Okey-dokey. Waris. Here we go.好的华莉丝我们开始吧Ok. chin up a little bit.好的下巴抬高一点That's not working, is it?行不通是不是I'm sorry. Waste your time. No. No. No. Sit down. Please sit down.抱歉浪费你时间不是那个意思坐下请坐下Face that way. It's fine. Ok.脸朝那边别误会So, Waris. Do you think about home a lot?华莉丝你是不是很想家Your mom and dad? Uh?想妈妈爸爸Brothers and sisters? Uh?兄弟姐♥妹♥们♥A typical Donaldson. He's only interested in you profile.典型的唐纳森他只对你的轮廓感兴趣Mind you. He does say you have the most beautiful profile he has never seen. 不过他说你的轮廓是他所见过最美的Look at the wall.转过去Okey-dokey. So... straw?好了那么... 吸管呢Why do we want to be model? Dirie.迪里我们为什么要做模特儿这行呢And don't say it's the money. Because I'm telling you now.不要说只为了钱人人都想有钱又有名that if you girls get rich or famous the ones that do are exceptional.但不是每个人都能做到的Being model is better than being cleaning lady.做模特儿比做清洁女工好Can you walk? Trevor.知道怎么走猫步吗特雷弗Yes. I walk long way to Mogadishu.我走过很远的路到摩加迪沙No. No. No. No. Can you WALK?不不你能走猫步吗This is the new girl. Nataliya.这是新来的纳塔利娅Ukrainer? Yes.乌克兰的是的Oh, no.不行Oh! Who knew?再说吧Take care. Bye bye. Darling.保重再见亲爱的Miss Loucher.拉撤尔小姐And what a shame!真丢人Nichole. You've had the baby. You look great!妮可看不出来你都生过孩子了气色真好Well done. So walk to the couch.不错现在你走到沙发那里Come on. Come on. Come on.走吧走吧走吧No. No. No. That's hiddious. Hiddious! Hiddious! Take them off. 不不不这很难看难看难看脱下来Oh, God. What you hidding under that tent. Fat?天呀你在长袍里面藏了什么脂肪Cellulite? I can't see them bubble that.脂肪团别对我说是泡沫衬垫There'll never book one of my girls again. Lift your dress.我手下的模特儿不用这个的换了你这身衣服Lift your dress!换了你这身衣服!You have a casting session in half an hour from now.半小时后你要试镜If you don't want it to be your last one.如果你不想让这次试镜成为最后一次Lift you dress!就换了你这身衣服You working in a burg bar or something. Forget it.你在一家快餐店还是什么地方工作不管了Oh, you have a bum.你屁♥股♥挺大Right. You'll have to get rid of that.要想法变小Oh, my God! What have you done to your feet?天呀你这双脚是怎么回事Massel.马塞尔Are they? Scars? You have to do something about that.这是? 疤痕你得想想办法清除掉这些Oh, God. Well.天呐好吧Ok. Good job. Donaldson is salivating for you.好吧就这样唐纳森正流着口水等你呢Here is your address. Take a taxi.这是地址坐出租车去吧I can't take a taxi.我不坐出租车Darling. There isn't going to be a limousine to pick you up. 亲爱的不会有加长豪华轿车接你的Us ordinary mortals have to take cabs.我们这些普通人坐出租车No. I mean I have no money. I walk.不我是说我没钱用走的Burton. I want that back.博通这钱要还的So how are you?你好吗Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good.是的是的非常好Ok, now.好的所以The girl who you met before. I'll let her be there.我送德国女孩去你见过的那个Does it? Dear.亲爱的是吗Ivana. Mandy. Jenny. Nichole.伊万娜曼迪珍妮尼科尔Quinene and Yikern.奎楠和约肯Waris. You're the next.华莉丝下一个是你Spot?站这里No? I go.不行吗那我走了Hold on.等等So you're Donaldson's girl? Yes.你就是唐纳森看中的那个女孩是我Hang on. Come back.等等回来Ok. Relax. Turn around.好了放松转身Again.再来Open your mouth. No. Maybe not need so loud.张开你的嘴也许不用那么大Maybe I'm too old for this.难道我真老了Waris. My darling, you're going to travell the globe.亲爱的华莉丝你要环游地球了I booked you into all the big shows.我为你预订了所有大型时装展Every where!到处都有From the deserts' of Africa to the cat-walks' of the world. 从非洲沙漠一路走上世界天桥I'm a genius.我太有才了So, first stop. Paris.第一站巴黎We gonna travell with Naomi and Christina.我们跟纳奥米和克里斯蒂娜同行Then you gonna meet all the French photographers.接着我们跟全法国的摄影师见面Introduce by me of cause.当然是我请的And then, my darling. Thanks to my brilliance.然后亲爱的凭借我的才华You got two major campaigns in America.你在美国还有两场大型宣传活动That's where big money is. My darling. In America?那才是赚大钱的地方美国?So, hand your passport.把你的护照给我吧Marilyn called again.玛丽莲又打来电♥话♥Yeah. Later. It's fifth time she's called.知道了等会这是她第五次打来了Too bad. Fresh water. Come on, give it to me.没空倒杯水来给我吧Otherwise, how can I organize all these visas?不然我怎么去办签证呢Oh, my God! Somali relic.天呐是索马里的古董Here you are. Masell.水来了马塞奥It gonna cost us a fortune in a visa fees.签证费可要花一大笔钱But you worth it.但你是值得的You look amazing.你太美了By the way.但不得不问Are you having a sex? What?您是否有性伙伴什么?Next, please.请下一位Next, please.请下一位You didn't attend?你没有参加?You know. They all look like there better than me. 他们看起来都比我好Ok. I lost my nerve, it's happens.好吧我胆怯了怯场What?那又怎样?For you.给您的To say thank you.感谢你Did this full of the back of lorry or what?是偷来的还是怎样You can't afford this.你买♥♥不起的They want me to go to the big fashion show.他们要我参加大型时装表演It's lots of money.可以赚很多钱But you need to teach me to walk.但你要教我走猫步Waris.华莉丝Waris. I'm sorry.华莉丝对不起I... I wasn't... I wasn't watching.我不是... 我不是偷♥窥♥There's a lady downstairs to see you.楼下有位女士要见你You are fired!你被开除了You've made me look like a completely an idiot.你把我弄得像个白♥痴♥一样Owh, easy.别激动I had spent days getting you new bookings all over the globe.这些天我替你在全世界接工作Then I discover you're illegal.接下来却发现你是非法居留This patheticly little passport of yours.你这可怜的护照It's a historic document. It's six years out of date.已经成为历史都过期六年前了You'll get yourself deported back to your dreary little desert,你会被遣返回那沉闷的小沙漠and I'm gonna lose every penny I've been invest in your skinny little ass. 而我会失去在你那小黑屁屁上投资的每一分钱What do you mean she's getting deported?你怎么知道她会被驱逐出境Uh, excuse me. My lady.打断一下这位女士Could you mind those steal on my floor?。