中考幽默阅读理解

No. 1 中考英语阅读理解·“老”字趣谈每个国家都有各自的文化习惯;而这种文化上的差异往往会引起一定的误会;不过只要熟悉对方的风俗习惯做到入乡随俗;一切就OK啦When my family moved to America in 2010 from a small village in Guangdong; China; we brought not only our luggage; but also our village rules; customs and culture. One of the rules is that young people should always respect尊敬elders. Unluckily; this rule led to my very first embarrassment in the United States.I had a part-time job as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant. One time; when I was serving food to a middle-aged couple; the wife asked me how the food could be served so quickly. I told her that I had made sure they got their food quickly because I always respect the elderly. As soon as I said that; her face showed great displeasure. My manager; who happened to hear what I said; took me aside and gave me a long lecture about how sensitive敏感Americans are and how they dislike the description “old”. I then walked back to the table and apologized to the wife. After the couple heard my reason; they understood that the problem was caused by cultural differences; so they laughed and were no longer angry.In my village in China; people are proud of being old. Not so many people live to be seventy or eighty; and people who reach such an age have the most knowledge and experience. Young people always respect older people because they know they can learn from their rich experience. However; in the United States; people think “growing old” is a problem since “old” shows that a person is going to retire or that the body is not working well. Here many people try to keep themselves away from growing old by doing exercises or jogging; and women put on makeup; hoping to look young. When I told the couple in the restaurant that I respect the elderly; they got angry because this caused them to feel they had failed to stay young. I had told them something they didn’t want to hear.After that; I changed the way I had been with older people. It is not that I don’t respect them any more; I still respect them; but now I don’t show my feelings through words.By Jack1. Jack brought the couple their food very fast because _______.A. the manager asked him to do soB. he respected the elderlyC. the couple wanted him to do soD. he wanted more pay2. When Jack called the couple “elderly”; the y became _______.A. nervousB. satisfiedC. unhappyD. excited3. In Jack’s hometown; _______.A. people dislike being called “old”B. people are proud of being oldC. many people reach the age of seventy or eightyD. the elderly are the first to get food in restaurants4. After this experience; Jack _______.A. lost his job in the restaurantB. made friends with the coupleC. no longer respected the elderlyD. changed his way with older people5. Which of the following is TRUEA. The more Jack explained; the angrier the couple got.B. Jack wanted to show his feelings through words after his experience.C. The manager went back to the table and apologized to the couple.D. From this experience; Jack learned more about American culture.No. 2 中考英语阅读理解·Jean的网友聊天对我们来说并不陌生;但是该不该完全相信网友呢我们究竟该以怎样的心态对待网络呢让我们来看看本文主人公与网友的奇遇吧Jean is a bright young woman who comes from a rich and famous family. She goes to a good university and has everything that money can buy. Well; almost everything. The problem is that the people in Jean’s family are so busy that they can hardly find time to be with her. In fact; Jean is quite lonely.So Jean spends a lot of time on her . She likes being anonymous匿名; talking to people who do not know about her famous family and her rich life. She uses the name Linda on and has made a lot of friends who she keeps in touch with quite often.Last year Jean made a very special friend on . His name was David and lived in San Francisco. David was full of stories and jokes. He and Jean had a common共同的interest in rock music and modern dance. So it always took them hours to talk happily on and sometimes they even forgot their time. Of course; they wanted to know more about each other. David sent a picture of himself: He was a tall; good-looking young man with a big; happy smile. As time went by; they became good friends and often sent cards and small things to each other.When Jean’s father told her that he was going on a business trip to San Francisco; she asked him to let her go with him so that she could give David a surprise for his birthday. She would take him the latest DVD of their favorite rock singer. But when she knocked on David’s door in San Francisco; she found that her special friend was a twelve-year-old boy named Jim1. Jean spends a lot of her time on because she is _______.A. richB. famousC. youngD. lonely2. Jean thought “David” was special because he _______.A. made her quite happy onB. was from San FranciscoC. sent her a picture of himselfD. was tall and good-looking3. When Jean and “David” met and introduced themselves to each other; who felt surprisedA. “David”.B. Both “David” and Jean.C. Jean.D. Neither “David” nor Jean.4. What’s the main idea of the passageA. Don’t believe those you get to know on so easily.B. People don’t use their real names on so often.C. Don’t go to meet those you get to know on .D. People should tell their real names to others on .No. 3 中考英语阅读·一辈子的朋友朋友与你相互嬉闹;朋友与你互掏腰包；朋友与你互相惦记;朋友与你心有灵犀；朋友与你有苦共担;朋友与有乐同欢……请读读这篇真挚的友情故事..Linda Evans was my best friend—like the sister I never had. We did everything together: piano lessons; movies; swimming; horseback riding.When I was 13; my family moved away. Linda and I kept in touch through letters; and we saw each other on special time—like my wedding 婚礼and Linda’s. Soon we were busy with children and moving to new homes; and we wrote less often. One day a card that I sent came back; stamped “Address 地址Unknown. ” I had no idea how to find Linda.Over the years; I missed Linda very much. I wanted to share 分享happiness of my children and then grandchildren. And I needed to share my sadness when my brother and then mother died. There was an empty place in my heart that only a friend like Linda could fill.One day I was reading a newspaper when I noticed a photo of a young woman who looked very much like Linda and whose last name was Wagman —Linda’s married name. “There must be thousands of Wagmans;” I thought; but J still wrote t o her.She called as soon as she got my letter. “Mrs Tobin” she said excitedly; “Linda Evans Wagman is my mother. ”Minutes later I heard a voice that I knew very much; even after 40 years; laughed and cried and caught up on each other’s lives. Now the empty place in my heart is filled. And there’s one thing that Linda and I know for sure: We won’t lose each other again1. The writer went to piano lessons with Linda Evans _______.A. at the age of 13B. before she got marriedC. after they moved to new homesD. before the writer’s family moved away2. They didn’t often write to each other because they _______.A. got marriedB. had little time to do soC. didn’t like writing lettersD. could see each other on special time3. There was an empty place in the writer’s heart be cause she _______.A. was in troubleB. didn’t know Linda’s addressC. received the card that she sentD. didn’t have a friend like Linda to share her happi ness or sadness4. The writer was happy when she _______.A. read the newspaperB. heard Linda’s voice on the phoneC. met a young woman who looked a lot like LindaD. wrote to the woman whose last name was Wagman5. They haven’t kept in touch _______.A. for about 40 yearsB. for about 27 yearsC. since they got marriedD. since the writer’s family moved awayNo. 4 中考英语幽默阅读·看病每天都有很多人被病痛折磨着;但有些病却是因为一些不必要的担忧;正如本文中的tailor一样;威吓不少一点忧心;让自己健康快乐一点呢A man went to see his doctor one day; because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the doctor had examined him carefully; he said to him; “Well; there’s nothing really wrong with you; I’m glad to say. Your only trouble is that you worry too much. Do you know; I had a man with the same trouble as you here a few weeks ago; and I gave him the same advice as I am going to give you. He was worried because he couldn’t pay his tailor’s bills. I told him not to worry about the bills any more. He took my advice and when he came to see me again two days ago; he told me tha t he now felt quite all right again. ” “Yes; I know all about that;” answered the patient sadly. “You see; I’m that man’s tailor”根据以上短文内容判断正误;正确的用“T”表示;错误的用“F”表示..1. The tailor went to see his doctor because he has got a headache.2. There is nothing serious with the tailor.3. A man with the same trouble as the tailor a few days ago.4. The doctor gave the man and the tailor the same advice.5. The tailor was worried because a man couldn’t pay his bills.No. 5 中考英语阅读理解——母爱慈母手中线;游子身上衣;谁言寸草心;报得三春晖..母爱是世界上最伟大、最无私的;她宽容大度;她不求回报;她为子女付出很多很多……I’ve loved my mother’s desk since I was just tall enough to see above the top of it as mother sat doing letters. Standing by her chair; looking at the ink bottle; pens; and white paper;I decided that the act of writing must be the more wonderful thing in the world. Years later; during her final illness; mother kept different things for my sister and brother. “But the desk;” she’d said again; “it’s for Elizabeth. ”I never saw her angry; never saw her cry. I knew she loved me; she showed it in action. But as a young girl; I wanted heart-to-heart talks between mother and daughter.They never happened. And a gulf opened between us. I was “too emotional易动感情的”. But she lived “on the surface表面”.As years passed I had my own family. I loved my mother and thanked her for our happy family. I wrote to her in careful words and asked her to let me know in any way she chose that she did forgive原谅me.I posted the letter and waited for her answer. None came.My hope turned to disappointment失望; then little interest and; finally; peace— it seemed that nothing happened. I couldn’t be sure that the letter had even got to mother. I only knew that I had written it; and I could stop trying to make her into someone she was not.Now the present of her desk told; as she’d never been able to; that she was pleased that writing was my chosen work. I cleaned the desk carefully and found some papers inside —a photo of my father and a one-page letter; folded折叠and refolded many times.Give me an answer; my letter asks; in any way you choose. Mother; you always chose the act that speaks louder than words.1. The writer began to love her mother’s desk ______.A. after Mother diedB. before she became a writerC. when she was a childD. when Mother gave it to her2. The passage shows that ______.A. mother was cold on the surface but kind in her heart to her daughterB. mother was too serious about everything her daughter had doneC. mother cared much about her daughter in wordsD. mother wrote to her daughter in careful words3. The word “gulf” in the passage means ______.A. deep understanding between the old and the youngB. different ideas between the mother and the daughterC. free talks between mother and daughterD. part of the sea going far in land4. What did mother do with her daughter’s letter asking forgivenessA. She had never received the letter.B. For years; she often talked about the letter.C. She didn’t forgive her daughter at all in all her life.D. She read the letter again and again till she died.5. What’s the best title of the passageA. My letter to MotherB. Mother and ChildrenC. My mother’s DeskD. Talks between Mother and MeNo. 1答案及解析1. 选B..根据第2段中的I told her that I had made sure they got their food quickly because I always respect the elderly可知答案..2. 选C..根据第2段中的As soon as I said that; her face showed great displeasure可知他们听到Jack称他们为老者时;一点也不高兴..3. 选B..根据第3段中的In my village in China; people are proud of being old可知答案..4. 选D..根据最后一段中的After that; I changed the way I had with older people可知答案..5. 选D..根据第2段最后一句After the couple heard my reason; they understood that the problem was caused by cultural differences; so they laughed and were no longer angry可知A选项不对；根据文章最后一句but now I don’t show my feelings through words可知B选项不对；根据第2段中的I then waked back to the table and apologized to the wife 可知C 选项也不对;故正确答案为D..No. 2答案及解析1. 选D..由第1段的句子…In fact; Jean is quite lonely. 可知答案选D..2. 选A..Jean认为David幽默风趣;在摇滚乐和现代舞上和她有共同的兴趣;他们可以在网上快乐地聊上几个小时..很显然David使得Jean很开心..答案选A..3. 选C..文章的最后一句…she found that her special friend was a twelve-year-old boy named Jim告诉我们;当Jean发现她那特殊的朋友是一个12岁的小孩时;用了一个感叹号结尾;虽然作者没有直接说Jean感到惊讶;但是我们可以从这个标点符号推断出她的感觉应该是十分surprised惊讶的..4. 选A..本文讲述Jean交了个十分投缘的网友;后来却发现对方原来只是一个12岁的小男孩..通过这个故事;短文意在告戒人们不要轻易相信Q友;答案选A..No. 3 答案及解析1. 选D..开始的时候作者与Linda总是一起去上钢琴课、看电影、游泳、骑马等;但后来在作者13岁的时候;作者一家搬走了;两人只能通过书信联系..比较四个选项;显然只能选D..2. 选B..根据文章第2段中的Soon we were busy with children and moving to new homes; and we wrote less often 根据文可知;她们之所以没经常写信;是因为她们要忙于照顾孩子;又要搬新家;也就是说;她们没有时间写信..3. 选D..根据文章第3段内容可知答案..4. 选B..真正让作者感到高兴的是当她在上听到老朋友Linda的声音的时候..而读到报纸的时候和写信的时候都还只是在猜测;那时还谈不上高兴..5. 选A..根据文章最后一段中的Minutes later I heard a voice that I knew very much; even after 40 years…可知;答案选A..No. 4答案及解析1. 选F..根据第1句A man went to see his doctor one day; because he was suffering from pains in his stomach可知本题是错误的..2. 选T..根据…there is no thing really wrong with you tailor可知裁缝的身体并没有什么大碍;故可判断此题与短文内容相符..3. 选F..根据句子Do you know; I had a man with the same trouble as you here a few weeks ago 可知本题所叙述的时间与短文内容不一致;因此可判断此题是错误的..4. 选T..根据…and I gave him the same advice as I am going to give you可知答案..5. 选T..通读全文我们可知：上一个病人是担心他自己不能付钱给他的裁缝;而这个裁缝的病因却是因为担心那个人不能付钱给他的..No. 5答案及解析1. 选C..根据I’ve loved my mother’s desk sin ce I was just tall enough to see above the top of it as mother sat doing letters. 可知作者当时还是个小孩子;故选C..2. 选A..由But she lived “on the surface ”. 和全文内容可知;作者的母亲表面上很冷漠;但心里充满了对作者的爱;正确答案是A..3. 选B..从I was “too emotional”. But she lived “on the surface”. 可知此词是指两人之间不同的看法和观点;应选B..4. 选D..根据…a photo of my father and a one-page letter; folded and refolded many times. 可知应选D..5. 选C..文章的开头I’ve loved my mother’s desk…以及后面的Now the present of her desk told; as she’d never been able to…可知作者是托物思人;以表达自己对母亲的怀念之情;所以最佳标题应是C..。

可编辑修改精选全文完整版初三中考初中语文阅读理解训练题及答案带解析一、现代文阅读1．现代文阅读阅读下文，回答问题。

读书是一种心灵修复吴黎宏①书是灵魂的伴侣、精神的导师、心灵的良医，书给人的馈赠与帮助可谓无穷。

对我来说，读书可以增智广才，可以励志修德，可以怡情养性，是一种最好的心灵修复方式。

②读书可以避免浅陋直白，让心灵丰盈圆润。

大学毕业刚工作时，我工作热情主动却有些马虎，考虑问题不够全面；待人真诚却显直白，有时甚至好心办了坏事。

这些问题，固然有客观的原因，但说到底，还是心智不够成熟，修养不到家。

除了在生活中体悟之外，我常从书中找老师，在阅读中修炼心性。

通过读《论语》《菜根谭》《小窗幽记》，懂得了“己所不欲，勿施于人”“以责人之心责己，以恕已之心恕人”，学会了换位思考。

由是，心智El渐丰盈成熟起来，待人接物和处理工作也变得更加稳重。

③读书可以消除烦恼郁闷，让心灵愉悦平和。

社会不同于象牙塔，要面对的事情很多，烦恼总是难免。

但烦恼不能成为障碍，情绪不能带进工作，压力应及时化解。

对我而言，读书可以摆脱现实的沉重，驱散生活中的不愉快，宛如冬天在温暖的炉前烤火，所有的忧愁、愤怒、牢骚都会像衣服上的湿气一样被烤得烟消云散。

读《诗经》，让心灵在纯真无邪的原野上奔腾；读《庄子》，任自己的灵魂尽情“逍遥游”；读清新隽永的散文，如沐春风、饮清泉般畅快……可以说，读一本早就想读的书，就像遇见了仰慕已久的朋友。

而且，读书的愉悦是发自内心、出于精神层面的乐趣，是充实持久、不可替代的快乐。

④________，________。

在快节奏的现代社会，人容易变得浮躁，尤其作为一名干部，不时对自己的品德修养进行修正，十分重要。

对我来说，向书中的古代圣贤寻求教诲是一条重要的途径。

老子说，“祸莫大于不知足，咎莫大于欲得”；孟子说，“养心莫善于寡欲”；诸葛亮说，“静以修身，俭以养德”；王阳明认为，君子要懂得“收放心”，磨炼自己的心性……通过读书，让自己沉淀下去，把心收回来。

第一篇中考英语阅读理解题题型分析及解法探讨(中考题型篇)
第一讲正误判断型阅读理解题
1 浏览阅读法
2 反复阅读法
第二讲选择型阅读理解题
1 观点判定法
2 词义推测法
3 细节理解法
4 判断推理法
5 语气识别法
6 结构分析法
第三讲应用型阅读理解题
1 同义转换法
2 常识取证法
3 引语转换法
第四讲问答型阅读理解题
1 抓关键词法
2 分析鉴别法
第五讲翻译型阅读理解题
第二篇初中英语不同题材的阅读理解题解法探讨(教材考纲知识篇) 第一讲幽默、笑话
第二讲短篇故事
第三讲名人铁事
第四讲社会、风俗、文化
第五讲对话、图表、广告、书信
第六讲科普。

初中语文中考总复习——阅读理解专题训练（含答案解析)《》①傍晚散步时，常与杨绛先生相遇，双方摆摆手以示问候。

有一天，我看见她伸出手，食指和中指作V字状，心想，先生92岁了，还挺时髦，用年轻人常用的手势。

走近一看，她食指和中指在不停地绕动。

我问，这是什么意思？她笑着说：“小蚂蚁见面的时候，就是这样互相碰碰触角，咱们这样就算打招呼啦！”我赶紧伸出两个手指和老人的手指碰了碰。

我们像孩子似的开心地笑了！②老人带着一脸恬静的微笑走过去了。

我对我先生说:“她老人家同钱钟书先生同舟共济数十载，经过那么多风雨坎坷，还有这种童心的幽默真不容易啊！”先生说：“这是一种修养，一种境界啊！”③随后，我俩又回忆起1993年拜访冰心老人的一段往事。

④当时冰心老人腿脚不好，只能终日坐在写字台后面的椅子上接待客人。

她告诉我们，前几天邮递员给她送稿费汇款单，跟她开玩笑，说：“您瞧，您老多福气，坐在椅子上，就等着来送钱！”老人笑着说：“我这是坐椅待币！”⑤启功先生的幽默也是出了名的。

他为自己写的墓志铭，我早就拜读过，每当想到文中的“瘫偏左，派曾右”，都会在酸甜苦辣的滋味中笑起来。

前年夏天的一次拜访，让我又一次切实领悟到先生幽默的功夫。

⑥由于家中有一开山水小册页，没有图章，落款是“元白”——启功先生的字，于是便将册页带去，请老人补盖印章。

老人一看自己这件二十多岁时的画，笑逐颜开，连连说：“是我画的，补个章吧！”一方小小的印章刚盖完，老人又转身在窗台边上取了一个小铁盒，一边开着盒盖，一边神秘地慢悠悠地笑着说：“来点儿炭疽（jū，一种病毒，可提炼成白色粉末状）！”一听“炭疽”，我们全愣了，我伸长脖子看老爷子的铁盒子。

⑦“白色粉末！”老人眼睛笑成一条缝，一边说，一边往外倒。

“这到底是什么？”我们急着问。

“滑石粉！”老人抖了个大“包袱”。

我们全都大笑起来。

噢！原来是他怕刚盖的印泥粘脏了对合的画面，照例撒上这种粉末来吸干印油。

⑧“嗬！您老怎么还知道炭疽呢？”我们逗乐儿地问。

⑵感觉整个人都解放了：原来，“科学表明”，我在数学领域不但不是废物，而且非常“有戏”。

（从语言风格的角度赏析句子）
16.“可能这世上从来就不存在什么难以逾越的篱笆，有时候，脚下的障碍其实是一排娇弱的花”，如何理解这句话的含义？（3分）
17.成长过程中我们不可避免会遇到各种心底的篱笆，说说留在你心底的篱笆是什么？结合本文给你的启示说说该如何拔掉它们？（3分）
答案：
14.“篱笆”原意是栅栏，这里是阻碍的意思。

心底的篱笆是藏在在心里的因错误想法观念而产生的恐惧和心理障碍。

拔掉心底的篱笆是指除去错误的想法、观念，树立自信，保持乐观积极的心态。

15.A.体育拿名次，体育比赛拿第三.B.数学拿高分,得高分,靠高分.C.恐于(担心、害怕）年龄大英语学不成。

16.⑴“常识”原意是普通的知识。

大家都知道知识，这里带有否定（讽刺）的意味，表示对曾经给我误导的错误知识的否定（或反感）。

⑵作者用活泼俏皮（幽默诙谐）的语言写出了我对从新认识自己后的轻松与欣喜之情。

以及对数学学习充满信心和期待的心理。

17.这句话的含义是：可能这世上从来就不存在什么难以克服的困难，之后那些被我们看成困难的，其实是没被我们发掘出的优点（长处）。

山东省青岛市三年（2024-2023-2024）中考语文试卷分类汇编文学类文本阅读（含解析）文学类文本阅读山东省青岛市2023年中考语文试卷10．（18分）文学作品阅读。

扁担那头的父亲卞毓方①人说“有其父，必有其子"。

可小时候，没人说我长得像父亲。

除了身高不及，脸型也不像，父亲的脸明显偏长，我的脸则近似于圆；五官也不像，父亲的线条是儒家的，外柔而内刚，我的线条却是刚的，更准确地说，是粗糙的；脾性也不像，父亲诙谐、幽默，我则木讷、无趣。

②父亲有顶礼帽，深灰色的，冠高而圆，帽檐宽大而略微翘起。

我偶见父亲戴过一次，其余日子，礼帽一直放在纸盒里，纸盒搁在竹棚上。

我曾无数次偷着试戴，可我的脑瓜太小，往头上一套，禁不住想起成语“沐猴而冠①”。

从此只能仰望父亲高大的背影兴叹，那顶礼帽或许在竹棚上窃笑。

是的，它属于魁梧、伟岸的父亲。

③夏日晚间，一帮小孩捉迷藏，玩得兴起，夜深了也不归宿。

这时，各家大人就会出来找。

找着了，还赖着，不肯回，大人出手就打：“让你疯！让你疯！"父亲也会出来找我，他号准我的脉，料定我会往哪儿躲，一下子就找个正着。

见了面，老远扬起右手，作狠抽狠揍状。

我晓得，那是唱戏的胡子——假生气，父亲的巴掌不会落下，吓唬而已。

父亲从来没有打过我，也没有打过弟弟。

四弟生性顽皮，走路总是乱跑乱撞，一不小心，不是把墙角的暖瓶踢倒了，就是把桌上的酱油瓶碰翻了……然而父亲对四弟的“劣行”没有呵斥，只是温和劝诫。

他有一句挂在嘴边的话：“牛大自耕田。

"因此，对一时过错无须责打，重在以身作则，言传身教。

果然，四弟上学后，各方面表现皆优。

④父亲在家里，从来不发脾气；对外人，更是笑颜相对，真诚相待。

父亲对邻里关系是看得很重的，“行要好伴，住要好邻”“恼个邻居瞎只眼"是他的口头禅。

因此，远近邻居都非常敬重父亲。

⑤为人处世，父亲常讲，宰相肚里能撑船，小肚鸡肠成不了大事。

他跟我讲过一个故事，特别强调，是祖上传下来的。

初中语文中考总复习——阅读理解专题训练（含答案解析)阅读下面四个“演讲”语段，完成各题。

（甲）最后一次讲演（节选）闻一多这几天，大家晓得，在昆明出现了历史上最卑劣最无耻的事情！李先生究竟犯了什么罪，竟遭此毒手?他只不过用笔写写文章，用嘴说说话，而他所写的，所说的，都无非是一个没有失掉良心的中国人的话！大家都有一支笔，有一张嘴，有什么理由拿出来讲啊！有事实拿出来说啊！（闻先生声音激动了）为什么要打要杀，而且又不敢光明正大来打来杀，而偷偷摸摸的来暗杀！（鼓掌）这成什么话？（鼓掌）……“一二·一”是昆明的光荣，是云南人民的光荣。

云南有光荣的历史，远的如护国，这不用说了，近的如“一二·一”都是属于云南人民的。

我们要发扬云南光荣的历史！（听众表示接受）反动派挑拨离间，卑鄙无耻，你们看见联大走了，学生放暑假了，便以为我们没有力量了吗？特务们！你们错了！你们看见今天到会的一千多青年，又握起手来了，我们昆明的青年决不会让你们这样蛮横下去的！（乙）应有格物致知精神（节选）丁肇中①我非常荣幸地接受《瞭望》周刊授予我的“情系中华”征文特别荣誉奖。

我父亲是受中国传统教育长大的，我受的教育的一部分是传统教育，一部分是西方教育。

缅怀我的父亲，我写了《怀念》这篇文章。

多年来，我在学校里接触到不少中国学生，因此，我想借这个机会向大家谈谈学习自然科学的中国学生应该怎样了解自然科学。

②在中国传统简教育里，最重要的书是“四书”。

“四书”之一的《大学》里这样说：一个人教育的出发点是“格物”和“致知”。

就是说，从探察物体而得到知识。

用这两个词语描写现代学术发展是在恰当也没有的了。

现代学术的基础就是实地的探察，就是我们现在所谓的实验。

③但是传统的中国教育并不重视真正的格物和致知。

这可能是因为传统教育的目的并不是寻求新知识，而是适应一个固定的社会制度。

《大学》本身就说，格物致知的目的，是使人能达到诚意、正心、修身、齐家、治国和田地，从而追求儒家的最高理想——平天下。

2016中考说明文阅读试题一2016·重庆A卷二阅读下面的文章,完成18—22题;20分笑,不苦口的良药梁姗姗①医学研究证明,笑具有激活人体某些基因的功能;人们通常认为,基因是恒定不变的;但事实上很多基因常常处于休眠状态,或者没有积极地制造蛋白质,通过某种形式的刺激,可以把它们唤醒,笑就是其中一种刺激;②斯坦福大学研究人员曾经对心脏病患者做了一次测试;研究人员首先找来20名心脏病患者,观看半小时分别取自喜剧和悲剧的两部影片片段,两次观看的间隔时间在 8 个小时;然后,通过超声波测量患者肱①动脉的血液流速,结果 20 人中有14人在看过令人痛苦的电影片段后,血流速度放缓,但在观看电影中的搞笑片段后,有19 人血流加速;最后,对患者进行的心电图测试表明,患者观看悲剧电影时对心脏血流速度产生的影响,类似于做心算的影响；而观看喜剧电影相当于进行了一次有氧运动;③人生来就会笑,但很少有人知道,人持续大笑 100 次,对心脏的血液循环和肺功能的锻炼,相当于划 10 分钟船的运动效果;只要发笑,嘴角和颧②骨部位的肌肉便跟着运动,将嘴和两眼向上提拉;这种面部按摩,可以阻止面部线条下坠;每笑一声,从面部到腹部约．有 80 块肌肉参与运动,不仅具有减少皱纹的功效,还是一种有效的减肥方式;笑,不正是一种保持青春的美容操．．．吗④不仅如此,笑还是一种最为简单而有效的健身运动;开怀大笑时,随着呼吸肌群的运动,使胸腔和支气管先后扩张,增强了换气量和血氧饱和度,有助于心脏供氧;笑作为一种有效的深呼吸运动,已被越来越多的人们所认识;大笑伴随着腹部肌群的起伏,又是一种极好的腹肌运动;腹肌在大笑中强烈地收缩和震荡,不仅有助于把血液挤入胸腔静脉,改善心肌供血,对胃、肠、肝、脾、胰等脏器也是一种极好的按摩;一张一弛之间,使劳累的肌肉在运动中得以放松;⑤生活需要笑声,的确,每一个人都需要放缓脚步,静观周围美好的事物,凝神谛听大自然的天籁,让绷紧的脸庞舒缓,皱紧的眉宇打开,让微笑在脸上绽放,才能融解人们彼此之间的冰霜和风寒;引人发笑或是接受别人开的玩笑,这意味着你掌握了社会密码,它可以帮助你解决争端,使别人接受你的想法,从而更好地融入集体;通过微笑促进人类心理健康,在人与人之间传递愉悦与友善,增进社会和谐;⑥笑虽然不用花钱买,不必向人借,却需要“投入”;常和爱笑的人相处,置身其中立马受到感染；注意搜集整理引人发笑的笑话、幽默等资料,品味其间自是忍俊不禁；只要有时间,尽可能去欣赏喜剧、相声之类让人发笑的艺术,使自己多笑几声;⑦朋友,今天你微笑了吗摘选自大众科学,有删改注释①肱：gōng 胳膊上从肩到肘的部分,也泛指胳膊; ②颧：huán 眼睛下边两腮上面突出的骨头;18. 为什么说“笑”是“不苦口的良药”请结合全文说说理由;3分19.请概括第②段对心脏病患者的测试过程,并指出所采用的说明顺序;4分测试过程：说明顺序：20.第③段划线句除列数据外,还用了哪种说明方法请具体说说它的作用;4分21.请从说明文语言的角度,分析下面句中加点词语的表达效果;5分1每笑一声,从面部到腹部约．有 80 块肌肉参与运动……2笑,不正是一种保持青春的美容操．．．吗22.下面对文章内容理解正确的一项是 4分A．基因不是恒定不变的,只不过常常处于休眠状态;人体基因通过某种形式的刺激,可以把它们唤醒,笑就是其中一种刺激;B．腹肌在大笑中强烈地收缩和震荡,犹如一张一弛的按摩,使劳累的肌肉在运动中得以放松;C．大笑时,随着呼吸肌群的运动,使支气管和胸腔先后扩张,增强了换气量和血氧饱和度;D．因为笑能融解人们彼此之间的冰霜和风寒,所以微笑就会在脸上绽放; 2016·重庆B卷二阅读下面的文章,完成18-22题;20分走进C919：国产大型客机解密王思磊①2015年11月2日,国产C919大型客机首架机正式总装下线;C919的命名颇具深意,“C”是“中国商飞”英文缩写“COMAC”的第一个字母,也代表“China”,也恰好与“空中客车Airbus”和“波音Boeing”的字头构成顺序排列;第一个“9”代表“长久”,后面的“19”则代表最大载客可达190座;C919承载着中国人的“大飞机”梦想;它将在首飞和通过适航测试之后,进入航线运营,填补航线上没有中国干线喷气客机的空白;②科研人员除了考虑大飞机的先进性和科学性,还在努力提升飞机的经济性和安全性;飞机的耗油量与飞机的升阻比升力和阻力的比值有直接的关系,升阻比越高,飞机的气动效率越高,耗油量就越少;而飞机的升力主要来源于机翼,为了保证飞机的座级,避免“油老虎”的出现,在飞机机翼上动脑筋,便成了提高飞机气动效率的关键;③C919的机翼设计运用了这一超临界翼型1;相对于古典翼型,超临界翼型可使巡航气动效率提高20%以上,巡航速度提高100多千米/小时;如果用同一厚度的标准来设计古典翼型和超临界翼型,超临界翼型的整体阻力比古典翼型要小8%左右,而这可以减轻飞机的结构重量,增大结构空间及燃油容积;④在C919飞机的设计上,超临界机翼与发动机、机身和吊挂之间还采用了性能更为优化的局部融合设计,这些设计进一步提高了C919飞机的经济性和安全性;⑤在中国武术界,有“内练一身气,外练筋骨皮”的说法;C919大型客机的研发,也诠释了这一思想;在机体主结构上,设计人员大量使用了世界先进的第三代铝锂合金材料,这在国内尚属首次,使用铝锂合金可以实现结构减重并大大提高飞机寿命;⑥如武学人才内外兼修一样,C919也在“内功”上狠下功夫;在民用飞机产业有个形象的说法：航电系统是“大脑．．”,飞控系统是“四肢”,EWIS系统是“经络”;就像人一样,一架先进的飞机应该拥有聪敏的大脑、灵活的四肢、通畅的经络;⑦C919“最强大脑”航电系统的核心——IMA,使用的是目前国际先进的高度集成数据处理和网络传输技术;这种网络化数据处理方式,较之前一对一的数据传输处理方式,是巨大的变革,提高了数据传输的处理效率;比如说,飞行速度、高度等数据,以前要由大气数据计算机分别建立通路,传输给显示系统、发动机、环境控制等系统;现在,只需“把工作都交给网络”; 这要归功于C919使用的目前国际先进的ARINC664网络集成技术;C919在数字化和扩展潜力方面,达到了目前．．民航先进机型的水平;⑧C919已顺利下线,并将于2016年迎来首飞,着标志着中国成为世界上少数几个有能力研制大型客机的国家;选自知识就是力量2016年第1期,有删改;注1是一种高性能的跨音速翼型;18.阅读全文,说说C919国产大型客机具有哪些性能;4分答：国产大型客机的研发是怎样体现“内练一身气,外练筋骨皮”这一思想的答：20.第③段画线处除用了列数据外,还用了什么说明方法请分析这种说明方法的作用;4分答：21.联系上下文,说说下列句中加点词的表达作用;4分1航电系统是“大脑．．”,飞控系统是“四肢”,EWIS系统是“经络”;答：2C919在数字化和扩展潜力方面,达到了目前．．民航先进机型的水平;答：22.第⑤⑥⑦段先介绍飞机机体结构,再介绍飞机的航电系统;具体说说这样安排顺序的好处;4分答：2016·天津卷阅读加碘盐有必要吃吗的节选文字,回答6-8题;加碘盐有必要吃吗阮光锋①有人说,碘盐吃多了会得甲亢,尤其是沿海地区的人经常吃海产品,所以不需要吃碘盐;这是真的吗吃碘盐真的会导致碘超标吗②其实,就目前我们的膳食情况来看,不论是沿海居民还是内陆居民,都需要吃碘盐;③碘是身体必需的微量元素;在我们脖子上有个腺体叫甲状腺,它需要碘来生成甲状腺素,甲状腺素具有加快新陈代谢,促进生长发育尤其是脑发育的作用;如果缺碘,将会影响大脑发育,容易引发克丁病和大脖子病;④碘的饮食来源主要．．包括食物、加碘食盐及饮用水;含碘丰富的食物主要有海带、紫菜和海鱼等;不过,国际上公认的防治碘缺乏病的主导措施就是食盐加碘;为什么呢调查显示,无论是在低碘还是高碘地区,海带、紫菜、海鱼等传统观念中的补碘食物对于碘的摄入量都贡献甚微;因为这些食物虽然含碘量较高,但占人类膳食的比例太小;而且海盐本身其实也不含碘的;在沿海地区,碘盐仍是当地居民重要的碘来源,不通过食盐补充的话,碘摄入量就会不足;所以,即便生活在海边,仍然需要食用含碘盐;很多人担心碘吃多了会得甲状腺疾病,这是过于担心了;世界卫生组织认为,每日碘摄入量在1000微克以下一般是安全的;正常饮食的话,普通人的碘摄入基本不会超过这个量;⑤很多人认为碘盐是中国特色,其他国家都不这样做,其实,恰恰相反;食盐加碘是世界卫生组织在全球推行的预防和控制碘缺乏病的策略;世界卫生组织推荐食盐中的碘添加量为20-40毫克/千克,而我国食盐的碘添加量低于这一标准,目前为20-30毫克/千克;选自百科知识,有删改6．下面对“沿海地区的居民仍有必要吃碘盐”的原因,分析不正确的一项是 2分A．海盐本身其实并不含碘;B．海带、紫菜、海鱼等传统观念中的补碘食物,占人类膳食的比例太小;C．碘盐仍是沿海居民重要的碘来源,不通过食盐补充,碘摄入量就会不足;D．世界卫生组织认为,普通人每日碘摄入量应在1000微克以上;7．对文章第⑤自然段中画线句子使用的说明方法,判断正确的一项是 2分A．列数字、打比方 B．作比较、分类别C．列数字、作比较 D．分类别、打比方8．下面对选文的理解分析,不正确的一项是 2分A．第①自然段针对某些人的错误认识提出问题,引发读者的阅读兴趣;B．第④自然段加点词“主要”的使用,体现了说明文语言准确、严密的特点;C．第④自然段加点词“这”指代的是前面提到的“碘摄入量就会不足”;D．这篇说明文以短小的篇幅、通俗易懂的语言,介绍了生活中的科学知识;2016·浙江省杭州卷二精准预测天气有多难人们渴望预知天气变化,真正做到“未雨绸缪”,但“天有不测风云”,精准预测天气确实不是一件容易的事;影响天气预报准确率的基本原因是大气运动自身具有随机性;大气变化是一个复杂的运动过程,充满了各种各样的可能性;对此,美国气象学家爱德华·罗伦兹有个生动的比喻：“巴西丛林的蝴蝶扇动一下翅膀,可以引起美国德克萨斯州的飓风;”这就是大家熟知的“蝴蝶效应”;在随机性的多重影响下,任何一种预测结果,都是要担风险的;人们对天气形成初始状态的观测,总是会有某些误差,而哪怕是很小的误差,也会使预测的结果大相径庭;各种复杂地形也会给大气运动带来影响;如青藏高原地势较高,受到太阳辐射后温度上升,尤其是夏天,它便成为高空大气环流的一个热力源；当气流经过时,要么从上面越过去,并被加热,要么从旁边绕流过去,从而形成天气系统比如西南涡等,这些,使得整个大气环流形势变得十分复杂;可见错综复杂的地形地貌,也是,个爱添乱的“捣蛋鬼”;何况,不同的天气类型,预报准确率差异很大;像高温、寒潮、梅雨这些空间范围较大、时间尺度较长的天气,预报准确率就比较高;全国24小时晴雨预报和最高、最低,温度预报,能够做到“八九不离十”;但有些天气发生得突然,具有很强的局部地域性特征,例如强对流天气,也就是短时间内发生的冰雹、强降雨、强雷电、龙卷风等,预报准确率就非常低;在多种因素的影响下,预报的难度当然就增大了;这如同玩拼图：如果只有8个板块,儿童也能拼出来；如果是800块,成人可以拼出来；但如果是8000万块,甚至更多,那“神”也都无法拼出来了;不过,随着计算机的普及和数值预报手段的改选,天气预报准确率正在不断提升;英国气象局正在开发一种新的计算机模型,气象人员可以利用它发布面积仅为1平方公里地区的天气预报;不久的将来,人们可以即时获取更小区域内精确的天气信息;届时,气象学家发布温布尔登网球赛天气预报时,将不会像现在这样,只能预报温布尔登所在的伦敦东南部的天气,而可以把精确度定在比赛场地500米的范围内; 12．为什么说精准预测天气不是一件容易的事3分答：13．阅读下列句子,回答括号中的问题;4分1在随机性的多重影响下,任何一种预测结果,都是要担风险的;“风险”在文中具体指什么答：2可见错综复杂的地形地貌,也是个爱添乱的“捣蛋鬼”;“捣蛋鬼”在文中有什么表达效果答：14．文中画线句写了有关温布尔登网球赛天气预报的内容,有什么作用3分答：15．下列诗句描写了不同的天气,预报这两种天气类型有难有易,请运用文中相关知识分析;4分“黑云翻墨未遮山,白雨跳珠乱入船;”苏轼六月二十七日望湖楼醉书“黄梅时节家家雨,青草池塘处处蛙;”赵师秀约客答：2016·浙江省衢州卷如何阅读一本书译序郝明义我是在1999年春节期间,第一次读如何阅读一本书,离这本书的初版1940年,有六十年了;会知道这本书,极为偶然;前一年,也就是1998年年底,我和一位译者讨论稿件之后,聊天聊到一部叫作益智游戏Quiz Show的电影;电影是真实故事,主角是1950年代美国哥伦比亚大学一位英姿焕发的年轻教授,查尔斯·范多伦Charles Van Doren;查尔斯范多伦书香门第,父亲马克·范多伦Mark Van Doren不但是名教授,在美国文学史上也有其地位如何阅读一本书里就提到他的一些着作;查尔斯·范多伦由于博览群书,才气过人,就参加当年风行美国的电视益智节目,结果连续拿下十四周冠军今天网络上还可以找到当年的题目,难度非同小可;查尔斯范多伦固然因而成了英雄,但是他终究不敌良知的煎熬,最后坦承主办单位提供了他一些问题的答案;电影在查尔斯范多伦得知他被学校解聘的黯然中结束;那天我在聊天中得知他后来如何又蒙艾德勒Mortimer J．Adler收留,以及他们两人后来的故事;艾德勒在美国学界和出版界都是个传奇的人物;早年因为想当记者,所以辍学去报社打工,后来为了改善写作,去上大学的夜间部课程;这时他读到了一本书,改变了他的一生;这本书就是19世纪英国重要的思想家密尔John Stuart Mill的自传;艾德勒在读到密尔竟然是在五岁就读了柏拉图的书之后,不但为此哲学所着迷,也开始了他在大学的正式求学;A不过因为他拒绝上体育课,所以没能拿到学士文凭;但是他留校任教,最后拿到了博士学位;艾德勒除了任教,写过第一版的如何阅读一本书之外,还以主编过西方世界的经典,以及担任过1974年第十五版大英百科全书的编辑指导而闻名于世;查尔斯·范多伦和艾德勒一起工作后,一方面襄助艾德勒编辑大英百科全书,一方面把如何阅读一本书原来的内容大幅编辑增写,因此,今天我们读到的如何阅读一本书,作者是由艾德勒和查尔斯·范多伦共同领衔的;我因为对范多伦故事的好奇,而去买了如何阅读一本书;而最后满足的不只是我的好奇心,还有对阅读及出版的重新认识;一气读完后,有两种强烈的感觉;先是羞耻;我是个做出版工作的人,成日与书为伍,结果到那个春节前的两个月才知道这本书,到自己四十四岁这一年才读这本书,几乎可说无地自容;之外,也不免深感懊恼：如果在我初高中青少年时期,就能读到这本有关如何读书的书,那我会少走多少阅读的冤枉路但,另一个感触则是：何其有幸;B在出版业工作了二十多年之后才读到这一本书,与其说是不幸,不如说是有幸;这么多年来,我在阅读的路上,思索固然很多,困惑也多,想清楚的有一些,想得模糊的更多;就如同书名如何阅读一本书所言,这本书帮我就读书这件事情的思索和困惑,作了许多印证和总结;如果没有经历这么多年的寻觅与颠簸,发现与失落,我读这本书的感受不会这么深刻,收获也不会这么丰富;因此不论就读者还是出版者的身份,我相信这本书都深远影响我的未来;因此,我必须谢谢介绍这本书给我的汪怡先生;谢谢他那天下午在来来饭店的指点;读这本书的时候,我还在台湾商务印书馆工作,所以一方面决定出版这本书,一方面也决定自己动手翻译;但是一旦开始翻译之后,就知道实际的时间多么不够;事实上,这本书几乎全部都是朱衣翻译的;我的工作,则是把她的全部译稿再仔细校阅一遍;这样我们经过很长一段时间的琢磨,才完成了全部工作;如果读者发现翻译上的疏失一定不免,责任由我们共同承担;2003年3月31日亚马逊网络书店的排行榜上,如何阅读一本书排名第569名,历久弥新,由此可见;现在,就请好好享受这顿知识的盛宴;选自如何阅读一本书,略有删减9．关于自己与如何阅读一本书,作者介绍了哪些内容请分别概括;3分10．下列句子的内容符合文意的一项是 2分A．电影益智游戏介绍了查尔斯·范多伦博览群书,成了如何阅读一本书的作者;B．译者坦言自己读完这本书后,有两种强烈的感觉：先是羞耻,之外,也不免深感懊恼;C．郝明义直到1998年底在来来饭店和汪恰先生聊天时,才知道了如何阅读一本书;D．因为这本书“几乎全部都是朱衣翻译的”,所以共同承担翻译上的责任是句客套话;11．结合语境,简要回答下列问题;4分1画线的A处,括号里的内容有什么作用2分2画线的B处,“不幸”“有幸”分别指什么2分12．你认为这篇译序能吸引读者阅读如何阅读一本书吗请结合本文简述理由;4分2016·山东省济南卷一呦呦之蒿,中国神药① "呦呦鹿鸣,食野之蒿",这是诗经中的句子;在 2015 年 10 月 5 日之前,有谁能想到,这句诗竟能和诺贝尔奖联系起来——名字来自诗经的中国药物学家屠呦呦,因首次提取出治疗疟疾的“神药”青蒿素,而被国际学术界公认为"青蒿素之母",也因此获得 2015年诺贝尔生理学或医学奖;②青蒿素所对抗的疟疾是地球上最古老的、死亡人数极高的疾病之一, 是一种极为可怕的瘟疫;几千年来,人们深受其害却不知如何防治;自 1878 年发现其“真凶”--疟原虫开始,全世界的科学家就发起了寻找抗疟药的“攻坚战” ;屠呦呦带领她的中草药抗疟研究小组,从古代医术肘后备急方中发现治疗疟疾的方法：”青蒿一握,以水二升渍,绞取汁,尽服之; ”医术中所说的青蒿是一年生草本植物,采用乙醚提取的方法,经过 190 次的反复试验,终于在第 191 次提取出青蒿中的有效抗疟成分—青蒿素;③青蒿素是一种味苦的无色针状晶体;进入人体后,它首先作用于疟原虫的细胞膜、线粒体、内质网、并对核内染色质产生一定影响,让疟原虫的细胞内迅速形成自噬泡,并将细胞液不断排出虫体外,是疟原虫损失大量细胞液而死亡;正是这一治疟原理,是青蒿素当之无愧地成为疟疾的“天然克星” ;④青蒿素治疗疟疾效果显着,是抵抗疟疾耐药性最好的药物;中国发现青蒿素时,美国也研制出一种抗疟新药—化学合成的甲氟喹,但疟原虫很快就适应了它,产生耐药性,临床使用后患者还出现了明显的不良反应; 而对于青蒿素这种从中草药中提取的药物, 疟原虫对它完全没有抵抗能力;1976 年 1 月,柬埔寨爆发疟疾,因疟原虫已经产生耐药性,疫情一时难以控制; 中国医疗队携带一批青蒿素在柬埔寨大显神威, 挽救了一大批疟疾患者的生命;⑤但青蒿素也有一定的局限和不足;提取青蒿素的原料贵且稀缺,近十几年来,科学家一直在研究人工合成青蒿素,但收效甚微;国内外许多着名化学公司也进行了长达 30 多年的化学合成研究,但回报率过低,目前难以形成产业化;⑥中国传统中医药是一个伟大的宝库; 青蒿素正是从这一宝库中发掘出来的“神药是我国传统中医药先给世界的礼物;未来,通过不断地深入研究,传统中医药一定会有更广阔的发展前景,更好地为人类造福;作者：杨先碧文章有删改15．阅读全文,说说文章是从哪些方面来写“中国神药”青蒿素的; 3 分答：16．结合文章内容,说说第①段有什么作用; 3 分答：17．从说明方法的角度,简要分析第④段划线句的表达作用; 3 分1976 年 1 月,柬埔寨爆发疟疾,因疟原虫已经产生耐药性,疫情一时难以控制;中国医疗队携带一批青蒿素在柬埔寨大显神威,挽救了一大批疟疾患者的生命;答：18．阅读第⑤段,分析下面句中加点词语的表达作用; 3 分国内外许多着名化学公司也进行了长达 30 多年的化学合成研究,但回报率过低,目前．．难以形成产业化;答：2016·山东省淄博卷一阅读下面的文章,完成11-14题;12分小满①小满节气,在每年5月20日至22日之间,24节气中的第八个节气,也是夏季的第二个节气;今年小满交节时刻为5月20日22时36分;②寒来暑往是气候,鸟语花香是物候;小满是一个表征物候的节气;其关注点不在气,而在物;古书称“四月中,小满者,物致于此小得盈满”;这时,北方冬小麦等夏熟作物籽粒开始饱满,但还没有完全成熟,所以叫“小满”;小满是最“接地气”的节气;③农谚有“小满小满,麦粒渐满”的说法;此时,小麦度过一冬的休眠期后,经过返青拔节,抽穗开花,亟需薰风暖熟,虽然仍是一片青绿,但有着一股蓄势待发的劲头;麦穗已经抽齐,麦粒鼓着腮帮一般,泛出一层透明的绿色;等到这晶莹的嫩绿变为黄绿,麦子也即将成熟了;农谚又云“小满未满,还有危险”;小麦成长的最后阶段灌浆期十分关键,籽粒才刚刚盈实,若碰到灾难天气或病虫害,麦粒未经过充分的乳熟期,小麦的品质便会大打折扣;④在南方地区,小满还有“小满小满,江河渐满”的说法,反映了这时南方降雨增多的气候特点;确实,从小满开始,全国各地渐次进入夏季,雨量越来越大,江河的水位也逐渐上涨;⑤此时,南方的早稻早已抽穗,农人除了给早稻增肥,还要忙着栽插中稻;“秧奔小满谷奔秋”,小满正是适宜水稻栽插的季节;农人们将培育好的秧苗按间隔,齐整地栽插在地里;若是高度机械化的地区,就采取机器种植了;但最重要的,是“水”;若小满雨水不丰,稻田田坎干裂,就无法栽插水稻：若雨水过丰,栽插好的稻苗便经不住大雨的袭击,秧苗轻则东倒西歪,重则被雨滴打伤;南方的小满节气,充满了对水的期许;⑥小满,是麦子的秋,是水稻的夏;⑦按中国传统科学理论,四月小满即是一年中阳气最旺的时节,也是最潮湿闷热的时节;这时万物生长最为繁茂,人体的新陈代谢也最旺盛;正因为如此,人体在小满时消耗的营养物质最多,所以需要及时补充,才能使身体、五脏六腑不至于有所伤耗;这时,可以多吃一些清热、暖胃、温补的食品;因为空气潮湿,小满节气也是呼吸系统。

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A. work B. check C. road D. way ()9. A. On B .On the C. AtD. At the ()10. A. must not B. have not toC. need not toD. don ' t have to[ 类似题集 ]In the doctor 'wsa iting -room, the patients, _1_ , old and young, were sitting quietly on the chairs. Billy, a schoolboy, was sitting there, too. They all looked very sad _2_ Billy. He was reading an interesting story in a magazine, and there was a _3_ on his face.Just then the _4_ came in to say he was ready _5_ the next patient. Billy jumped up and ran into _6_ room.“Good morning. Doctor. ”“ Goodm orning. What is your trouble, young man?” asked the doctor. BeforeBilly could answer a word, the doctor made him lie down on a bed. “Now, le listen to your heart. Billy tr”ied to speak, but the doctor told him _7_ anything._8_ your temperature. ” Billy tried to sit up, but the doctor stopped him.your mouth--- Mm, good. ”A fter a moment, the doctor said, “ Well,m y boy, you haven'gt ot a fever. 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趣味幽默篇Passage 13Henry was an office worker in a big city. He worked very hard and enjoyed traveling in his holidays.He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an advertisement in a newspaper. “Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at West Hill Farm. Good food. Fresh air. Horse riding. Walking. Fishing. Cheap and interesting.”“This sounds a good idea,” he thought. “I‟ll spend a month at West Hill Farm. I think I can enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They‟ll make a change from sitting by the seaside and swimming.”He wrote to the farmer. In the letter he said that he would like to spend all of July there. Then on the first of July, he left for West Hill Farm.But four days later, he returned home.“What was wrong with West Hill Farm?” his best friend, Ed, asked him. “Didn‟t you enjoy country life?”“Country life was very good,” Henry said. “But there was another problem.”“Oh. What?”“Well,” he said, “the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast mutton for dinner.”“What's wrong with that?” Ed asked. “Fresh meat is the best.”“I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner.”“Lucky you!”“You don't understand,” Henry said. “On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner.”“A different meat every day,” Ed said loudly, “ and you are complaining!”“Let me finish,” Henry said. “On the fourth day the farmer died, and I didn't dare (敢)stay for dinner!”1.How did Henry find out about the farm?A. He saw it in a newspaper advertisement.B. His best friend told him.C. He wrote to the farmer.D. Maybe he learned it from the radio.2. Henry came back home several days later because ______________.A. he didn't like the country life at allB. the farmer wasn‟t fri endly to himC. his holiday was overD. he thought he might have to eat the farmer3. “…and you are complaining!”, the word “complain” means __________.A.夸奖B.说三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虚4.Which of the following sentences is true?A. Ed could eat a different kind of meat every day.B. Henry thought he could enjoy a change.C. Henry couldn't think of anything else to do, so he went to the farm.D. The farmer died because of the bad meat he ate.5.Which is the best title for the passage?A. What a beautiful farm!B. Have a good time.C.A short holidayD. Henry and the farmer.Passage 14After returning from her round trip, the angry woman stood outside the ticket office of the station. “The railway owes me 12 pounds,” she said to Harry Jenks, the young man working at the office.” You sold me a ticket for May 22nd, but there was no ship from Jersey that night. So my daughter and I had to stay in a hotel. It cost me 12 pounds.”Harry was worried. He remembered selling the woman a return ticket. “C ome into the office, Madam,” he said politely. “I‟ll just check the Jersey timetable for May 22nd.”The woman and her little girl followed him inside. She was quite right, as Harry soon discovered. There was no sailing on May 22nd. How could he have made such a careless mistake? He shouldn‟t have sold her a ticket for that day. Wondering what to do, he smiled at the child. “You look sun burnt,” he said to her. “Did you have a nice holiday in Jersey?”“Yes,” she answered, shyly. “The beach was lovely. And I can swim too!”“That‟s fine,” said Harry. “My little girl can‟t swim a bit yet. Of course, she‟s only three…”“I‟m four,” the child said proudly. “I‟ll be four and a half.”Harry turned to the mother. “I remember your ticket, Madam,” he said. “But you didn‟t get one for your daughter, did you?”“Er, well…” the woman looked at the child. “I mean…she hasn‟t started school yet, she‟s only four.”“A four-year-old child must have a ticket, Madam. A child‟s return ticket to Jersey costs …let me see…13.50 pounds. The law is the law, but since the mistake is mine….”The woman stood up, took the child‟s hand and left the office.1. The woman was angry because __________.A. she couldn‟t use the ticket for her round tripB. she had to return home a day earlier than she had plannedC. she spent more money than she had expectedD. Harry had sold her a ticket to Jersey where there was no sailing2. Harry was worried __________.A.the woman was angry with himB.he had not done his work carefullyC.the Jersey timetable was wrongD.the little girl didn‟t have a return ticket3. Harry started talking to the little girl ___________.A.because he was in trouble and did not know what to doB.because he had a little girl about the same age as this girlC.because he wanted to be friendly to the little girl who looked so niceD.when he suddenly realized that he could find a way out from the little girl4. When Harry said, “The law is the law, but since the mistake was mine…” he meant t hat ____.A.they must follow it without other choice, even though the mistake was hisB.he had to be strict with the woman because of the law, although he didn‟t want toC.the woman had to pay him 1.50 pounds and the railway would pay her for the hotelD.she should pay 1.50 pounds, but he had made a mistake, she could go without paying5. The woman left the office without saying anything because _______________.A.she wanted to go home and get money for the child‟s ticketB.she was so angry th at she didn‟t want to have anything more to do with the young manC.she was moved (感动) by Harry‟s kindnessD.she knew she would have to pay the railway if she insisted (坚持)Passage 15Three travelers, Allan, Carl and Paul were sitting on the chairs in a train station. They were waiting for a train that was very late.To pass the time, they began talking to each other.At first, they talked about the weather and their work. Then Paul said, "Tell me—what would you most like to do if your doctor tell you that you have only three months to live?"The other two men thought about this for a while, then Carl spoke.“Well,” he said, “if I have only three months to live, I‟ll take all my money out of the bank and go to foreign countries for holidays with my best friend, Erik. I'd like to travel to the places in the world as many as possible. And I'll stay at the best hotels and then eat the best food. I think I'll have a wonderful time.”“That's very interesting.” Paul said.With these words, he tu rned to the other man, saying, “And what about you?”“I'll tell you a secret,” Allan said. “I always want to be a racing driver. So if I have only three months to live, the first thing I'd like to do is to sell my house. With the money I‟ll buy the faste st car in the world. Maybe I can enter all the big motor races.”Then he laughed, "I might even end up (以……而告终) world champion.”“Now it's your turn,” Allan went on, “If your doctor tell you the bad news, what would you most like to do?”“Oh,” said Paul with a smile. “I‟ll go and see another doctor.”1.The three men were talking _____________.A. in the post officeB. in the waiting roomC. on the trainD. on the chairs2.The man called ________ answered the question first.A. CarlB. AllanC. ErikD. Paul3.The men began to talk about the weather and the work because they __________.A. didn't know anything newB. wanted to pass the time quicklyC. had nothing to doD. were very interested in each other's work4."I might even end up world champion." Here the word "champion" means ________in Chinese.A.名人B.赛车手C.大款D.冠军5.Which sentence is right according to the passage?A. The train didn't arrive on time.B. Paul wanted to buy a racing car very much.C. Allan was the second man to answer the question.D. Carl didn't like traveling at all.Passage 16An English traveler found himself in Norway with only enough money to buy the ticket for his journey back home. As he knew that it would take him only two days to get to England, he decided that he could easily spend the time without food. So he bought a ticket and got on the ship. The man closed his ears to the sound of the lunch bell. When dinnertime came, he didn‟t go to dinning room, saying that he was not feeling very well.The next morning he still didn‟t have breakfast and at lunchtime he again stayed in his room. But at dinnertime he was so hungry that he went to the dinning room and ate everything the waiter put in front of him. He got ready for the quarrel.“Bring me the bill,” he said. “The bill, sir?” said the waiter in surprise. “There isn‟t any bill. On our ship meals are included (包括) in the money for the ticket,” said the waiter.1.The story happened _______.A. in EnglandB. on a ship from Norway to EnglandC. in NorwayD. on a ship from England to Norway2.Why didn‟t the traveler go to the dinning room first?A.Because he had no moneyB.Because he didn‟t feel very wellC.Because he didn‟t want to eat anythingD.Because he didn‟t hear the sound of the bell3.The traveler went to the dinning room to eat something because _______.A.his friend had given him some moneyB.the waiter had asked him to change his mindC.he learned that there was no bill on the shipD.he was too hungry4.How many meals did the traveler have on the ship?A. Only oneB. TwoC. ThreeD. None5.After the traveler finished eating, ________.A.he had a quarrel with waiter over the billB.he drank a lotC.he asked the waiter to bring him the change(零钱)D.he came to know that travelers on the ship had free mealsPassage 17 A farmer had a cow. He took very good care of this cow and one day when it was ill, he wasvery worried. He telephoned the vet.“What‟s the problem?” The vet asked him when he ar rived.“My cow's ill,” the farmer said. “I don‟t know what's the matter with her. She‟s lying down and won‟t eat. She's making a strange noise.”The vet looked over the cow. "She's certainly ill," he said, "and she needs to take some very strong medicine."He took a bottle out of his box, put two pills into his hand and said, "Give her these. The pills should make her better."“How should I give them to her?” the farmer asked.The vet gave him a tube (管子)and said, "Put this tube in her mouth, then put the pills in the tube and blow. That'll make it."The next day the vet came to the farm again. The farmer was sitting outside his house and looked more worried.“How's your cow?” the vet asked.“No change,” the farmer said, “and I‟m feeling very strange myself.”“Oh?” the vet said, "Why?"“I did what you said,” the farmer answered. “I put the tube in the cow's mouth and then put two pills down it.”“And?” the vet asked.“The cow blew first,” the farmer said.1.In the story, the vet must be _________.A. the farmer's friendB. a milk factoryC. a hospital for cowsD. a doctor for animals2.The farmer asked the vet for help when his cow _______A. couldn't lie downB. didn't eat the pillsC. couldn't make any noiseD. was ill3.What medicine did the vet give the farmer?A. Bottle of pills.B. A long tube.C. Two pills.D. A small box.4.The vet taught the farmer how _________.A. to blow the tubeB. to make the cow take the pillsC. to take the medicineD. to put the tube in his mouth5.Which of the following is true?A. The farmer ate the pills himself.B. The cow got better after taking the medicine.C. The vet came to help farmer change the cow the next day.D. The farmer waited for the vet outside his house the next day.Passage 18Several years ago, a television reporter was talking to three of the most important people in America. One was a very rich banker, another owned one of the largest companies in the world, and the third owned many buildings in the center of New York.The reporter was talking to them about being important.“How do we know if someone is really important?” the reporter asked the banker.The banker thought for a few moments and then said, “I think anybody who is invited to the Whiter House to meet the President of the United States is really important.”The reporter then turned to the owner of the very large company. “Do you agree with that?” she asked.The man shook his head, “No. I think the President invites a lot of people to the White House. You‟d only be important if while you were visiting the President, there was a telephone call from the president of another country, and the President of the US said he was too busy to answer it.”The reporter turned to the thir d man. “Do you think so?”“No, I don‟t.” he said. “I don‟t think that makes the visitor important. That makes the President important.”“Then what would make the visitor important?” the reporter and the other two men asked.“Oh, I think if the visito r to the White House was talking to the President and the phone rang, and the President picked up the receiver, listened and then said, …it‟s for you.‟”1.This story happened in _______.A. EnglandB. AmericaC. JapanD. Australia2.There are _______ in this passage.A. two men and two womenB. three men and one womanC. three women and one manD. four women3.The banker thought _______.A.he was really important because he was a rich bankerB.the visitor to the White House was really importantC.the visitor who met the President of the United StatesD. the reporter was really important4.The owner of the very large company thought _______.A.she was really important because she owned one of the largest companiesB.the banker was really importantC.the owner of many buildings in the center of New York was really importantD. the visitor would be really important if while he was visiting the President, the President would not answer any telephone call5.The owner of many buildings thought _______.A.he was really important because he owned many buildings in the center of New YorkB.the owner of the very large company was really importantC.the visitor was really important if he talking to the President and the President received a telephone call for the visitorD.the person who worked in the White House was really importantPassage 19Three men traveling on a train began a conversation about the world's greatest wonders.“In my opinion,” the first man said, “the Eg yptian pyramids are the world's greatest wonder. Although they were built thousands of years ago, they are still standing. And remember: the people who built them had only simple tools. They did not have the kind of machinery that builders and engineers ha ve today.”“I agree that the pyramids in Egypt are wonderful,” the second man said, “but I do not think they are the greatest wonder. I believe computers are more wonderful than the pyramids. They have taken people to the moon and brought them back safely. In seconds，they carry out mathematical calculations that would take a person a hundred years to do.”He turned to the third man and asked, “What do you think is the greatest wonder in the world？”The third man thought for a long time，and then he said, “Well，I agree that the pyramids are wonderful, and I agree that computers are wonderful, too. However，in my opinion, the most wonderful thing in the world is this thermos.”And he took a thermos out of his bag and held it up.The other two men were very surpri sed. “A thermos？”they exclaimed. “But that's a simple thing.”“Oh, no，it's not, ”the third man said. “In the winter you put in a hot drink and it stays hot. In the summer you put in a cold drink and it stays cold. How does the thermos know whether it's winter or summer？”1.The underlined word “thermos” means in Chinese “ _____ ”.A.电冰箱B.洗衣机C.电风扇D.保温瓶2.The three men could not agree on what the world's greatest wonder was because _____.A. they could not think of anything very wonderfulB. they all had different ideasC. they could not prove that their opinions were rightD. the journey ended too soon3.The first man thought the pyramids were the most wonderful things in the world because _____.A. they were very beautifulB. they were EgyptianC. they had been built with very simple toolsD. they could do mathematical calculations4.The third man thought a thermos was the most wonderful thing in the world because _____.A. it lasted longer than the pyramidsB. it cost less than a computerC. he thought it knew whether it was winter or summerD. the other two men were surprised when he told them about it5.The third man was not very clever because _____.A. he could not think of anything to sayB. he did not understand how a thermos worksC. he did not think the pyramids were wonderfulD. he did not know anything about computersPassage 20An old man was going home late one night with his horse and cart after a day's hard work. When he was not far from his house, the light on the cart went out. He tried but could not mend it.He was near his home, and so he went along the road without a light. When a policeman saw this, he stopped the old carter."Where's your light?" asked the policeman. "No one may take a cart along a road at night without a light. You know that. You've broken the law."I had a light," said the old man, "but it has just gone out.""I don't believe that story," said the policeman. He took out a book and got ready to write. "What's your name and where do you live?" he asked."Please don't take my name," said the old man. "My house is just there. You can see it from here. I had a light nearly the whole way. I haven't come far without a light.""You came all the way without a light. What's your name?"The carter quickly took the policeman's hand and put it down on the top of the light. The light was still hot, and burnt the policeman's hand. He jumped and he was very angry."Now, what do you think?" said the carter. "Did I come all the way without a light?"1.In the passage "Cart" is ___________.A. something like a carB. something like a lightC. something pulled by a horseD. something with a light2.The old man drove home ___________.A. on the back of his horseB. late one nightC. very late every nightD. with a policeman3.Where did the policeman stop the old man?A. Near his home.B. At the traffic lights.C. Under a road light.D. Far from his house.4.The cart was stopped by the policeman because ________.A. the old man didn't have a lightB. the policeman didn't believe the old man's wordsC. the old man did not want to tell his nameD. the old man's light wasn't on5..How did the old man make the policeman believe (相信) his words?A. He made the policeman touch the light.B. He jumped and shouted angrily.C. He made the policeman angry.D. He burnt the policeman's hands.Passage 21Ellen Parker was worried about her health. She could not walk very quickly and it was difficult for her to climb stars. She was soon out of breath (气喘吁吁).“I suppose I had better go to the doctor,” she thought.She went to the doctor and told him her problem.“I‟m not surprised at all,” he said. “It‟s obvious what your problem is.”He looked her over then gave her some advice.“If you don‟t do what I say, Mrs. Parker,” he said, “you will have a heart attack. It could kill you.”Ellen Parker was very worried as she left the doctor‟s. She knew that she had to take his advice but that it would not be easy and it would take time.The next day she went shopping. The first shop she went into was a butcher‟s shop (肉铺).“I‟d like ten pounds of steak (牛排), please,” she said.“Certainly, madam,” the butcher replied and went into the cold room and found a large piece of steak. He brought the huge piece of meat back into the shop and put it on the scale (天平).“That‟s just under ten pounds,” he said.“That big enough,” Mrs. Parker said.The butcher worked out the price.“At $4.99 a p ound that will be $49.50, please. Would you like me to cut it up into smaller pieces for you?”“Oh, I don‟t want to buy the meat,” Mrs. Parker said.“If you don‟t want to buy it,” the butcher replied angrily, “why did you ask me to get it for you?”“My doctor told me that I am over-weight and I have to lose ten pounds. I wanted to see what ten pounds of meat looked like.”1. Why did Ellen Parker visit the doctor?A. She had had a heart attack.B. She had a problem with her health.C. She was unhappy about her weight.D. She could not sleep well.2. What did the doctor advise her to do?A. To lose weight.B. To eat more meat.C. To come and see him again.D. To look after her heart.3. Why did Ellen Parker ask for ten pounds of steak?A. She wanted to buy some for dinner.B. She wanted to lose weight.C. Her doctor had told her to eat steak.D. She wanted to see what ten pounds of meat looked like.4. What was Ellen Parker's real problem?A. She ate too much steak.B. She weighed too much.C. The doctor did not know.D. She could not walk very quickly.5. What did the doctor think might happen to Ellen?A. She might put on more weight.B. She might stop eating too much.C. She might have a heart attack.D. She might go to another doctor.Passage 22(In court (法庭), the judge asks the boy named Henry some questions.) Judge: Can you tell us how the accident happened?Henry: Yes, sir. The farmer drove very fast when I met with him. His car knocked me down and hurt my arm.Judge: (To the farmer) Was that right?Farmer: No, sir. But it rained heavily and I couldn‟t drive fast.Judge: So you don‟t think you knocked him down?Farmer: Yes, I did. But I didn‟t see him mending his bike in the middle of the road.Judge: Well. Did you send him to a hospital?Farmer: Yes. But the doctor said there was nothing serious to him.Judge: (To Henry) Do you agree with him?Henry: Yes, sir. But my left arm often hurts and I can't lift it at all.Judge: Could you show us how you can lift it now?Henry: Sure. (Slowly the boy lifts his arm below his nose.)Judge: Poor boy! And how high could you lift it before the accident?Henry: Oh, I could lift it very high like this. (Holding his left arm up over his head)Judge: But I don't think there's something wrong with your arm.Henry: I...I...So it is. But my lawyer (律师) tells me to do so.根据上面的对话，在短文的空白处填写一个适当的词，使短文内容与对话意思相符。

重庆市2020年初中毕业暨高中招生考试语文试卷（A）（全卷共四个大题，满分150分，考试时间120分钟）注意事项：1.试题的答案书写在答题卡（卷）上，不得在试卷上直接作答。

2.作答前认真阅读答题卡（卷）上的注意事项。

3.考试结束，由监考人员将试题和答题卡（卷）一并收回。

一、语文基础知识及运用（30分）1．下列句子中加点字注音有误．．的一项是（）（3分）A. 宁静的山村，炊烟是房屋升起的云朵，轻盈飘渺．（ miǎo ）。

B．“梧桐飘落叶，秋虫情更痴”，秋风萧飒时，虫鸣是旷．（kuàng）野最生动的音符。

C．阅读能滋养灵魂，成熟心智，使我们不受繁华左右，不被潮流裹挟．（xiá）。

D．郁郁葱葱的胡杨林是牲畜天然的庇．（bì）护所和栖息地，许多野生动物在林中繁衍生息。

2．下列词语书写完全正确．．．．的一项是（）（3分）A．暄闹讹诈妄加揣测抑扬顿挫B．濒临愧怍通宵达旦不卑不亢C．慰藉收敛换然一新警报迭起D．笨拙玷污怒不可遏嘎然而止3．下列句中加点词语使用不恰当．．．的一项是（）（3分）A．盛开的紫藤萝花吸引不少人驻足．．观赏，那一片辉煌的淡紫色，像一条瀑布，从空中垂下。

B．夕阳像一个巨人被捆缚了手脚，使出浑身解数．．．．，憋红了脸，在天边挣扎。

C．阅读课上，同学们像一只只勤奋的小蜜蜂，扑在书上，呕心沥血．．．．地吮吸着知识的营养。

D．湖边的那棵柳树，依旧舒展着美丽的枝桠，随风轻轻地摇曳着它妖娆．．的身子。

4．下列有关文学常识的表述，错误．．的一项是（）（3分）A．《岳阳楼记》《醉翁亭记》这两篇名文的作者分别是范仲淹、欧阳修，他们都是宋代的文学家。

B．《从百草园到三味书屋》《故乡》分别出自鲁迅的散文集《朝花夕拾》和小说集《呐喊》。

C．朱自清的《春》是一篇精美的散文，所描写的景物充盈着生命的灵气。

D．法国作家莫泊桑被称为短篇小说巨匠，我们学过他的小说《最后一课》和《我的叔叔于勒》。

语⽂中考阅读试题解题技巧_语⽂趣味题 今天⼩编给⼤家带来语⽂中考语段阅读试题的解题规律及技巧，语⽂趣味题，希望可以帮助到⼤家。

语⽂趣味题 (⼀)⼀幅奇妙的对联 ⼀年春节前⼣，清代书画家、⽂学家郑板桥去郊外办事，路过⼀家门前，看见门上贴着⼀副对联： 上联是：⼆三四五 下联是：六七⼋九 郑板桥读后，掉头就往⾃⼰家⾥跑。

不⼀会⼉，他扛来⼀袋粮⾷，还拿着⼏件⾐服和⼀块⾁，急匆匆地⾛进那户⼈家。

只见屋⾥的⼈缺吃少穿，愁眉苦脸，送来的粮⾷、⾐物正好救了他们的急，⼀家⽼⼩⼗分感激郑板桥。

奇怪的是，郑板桥和这家⼈素不相识，却从门前的对联⾥看出了这家⼈的贫困和急需。

聪明的⼩读者，从这副对联⾥你能看出什么?如果说这副对联是⼀个谜语，打⼀个成语，你能猜出这个成语是什么吗? (⼆)读对联 在河北、辽宁两省交界处的⼭海关，有座姜⼥庙，旅游的⼈们都被庙⾥的⼀幅对联吸引住了。

你能读懂这幅对联的意思吗? 海⽔朝朝朝朝朝朝朝落， 浮云长长长长长长长消。

(三)沉鱼落雁,闭⽉羞花指⼈⼗分美丽,原来是指四⼤美⼥.在这⾥,"沉鱼"是指哪⼀位?"落雁"是哪⼀个?"闭⽉"和"羞花"呢? 成语“沉鱼落雁，闭⽉羞花”分别来⾃四位美⼥的典故。

花，⾃古都是古代⼈们⼼中美丽的代名词，⽐花美，⽐⽉美，可见其美貌⾮凡;鱼游⽔中，雁翔天上，为美⼈所打动，可见其美貌过⼈。

古⼈本来⽤这四个修辞来形容四⼤美⼥，后来更⼴泛的⽤于形容⼈的美貌。

沉鱼[1] 传说西施在古越国浦阳江边浣纱，⽔中的鱼⼉看到她的容貌，都惊艳得沉⼊江底。

落雁[1] 传说“昭君出塞”时，王昭君⾏于⼤漠途中，悲怀于⾃⾝命运和远离家乡，因⽽在马上百⽆聊赖，弹《出塞曲》。

⽽天边飞过的⼤雁，听到曲调的幽怨和感伤，肝肠⼨断，纷纷的掉落在地。

因⽽“沉鱼落雁”中的“落雁”由此得名。

闭⽉ 传说貂蝉在花园中拜⽉时，有云彩遮住⽉光，被王允看到。

一、中考英语阅读理解汇编1．阅读表格，从每题所给的A、B、C和D四个选项中，选出最佳选项。

A. a news reportB. a comic stripC. a posterD. a notice （2）What are the kids mainly talking about?A. The directionB. The seasonsC. The mapD. The leaves（3）In the pictures, it is now most probably ________.A. springB. summerC. autumnD. winter【答案】（1）B（2）A（3）C【解析】【分析】主要讲了三个孩子通过看落叶来谈论南北。

（1）细节题，根据图片内容可知是连环画，故选B。

（2）细节题。

根据NORTH IS UP AND SOUTH IS DOWN上北下南，可知他们在谈论方向，故选A。

（3）细节题。

根据THEY'RE FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER！树叶正在飞向南为了过冬，可知是秋天，故选C。

【点评】考查阅读理解，主要考查细节题，注意从文中仔细寻找答案。

2．阅读短文，判断正误。

My interest in cooking started when I was 11, partly thanks to my mother. She didn't really like cooking and when she did cook. I didn't like her food. Once I was watching something about cooking on TV and I thought I could do this, so I went to the bookstore and looked for the biggest cookbook I could find.During a year, I had made most of its recipes （食谱） and was ready for a bigger challenger （挑战）. I wanted to create my own dishes and I started cooking for more people than just my family. To my happiness, my parents allowed me to build a test kitchen. I did much cooking test my dishes in it and my skill became better and better. Now as a teen chef （主厨）. I have cooked in top-class restaurants around the country. I am not doing it for money, but because I love cooking.Now I know that when you stop caring whether you will be famous or do well, your happiness will come to you.（1）The writer liked his mother's food when he was a child（2）The writer's parents allowed him to build a test Kitchen（3）The writer's mother taught him how to cook.（4）Now the writer is a famous chef around the word.（5）The writer is not cooking for money【答案】（1）0（2）1（3）0（4）0（5）1【解析】【分析】大意：作者由于不喜欢他妈妈做的菜，于是自学厨艺，最后成为全国知名主厨的故事。

现代文阅读（测试）-2024中考语文一轮复习讲练测满分：150分（16分）（2023·四川广安·统考一模）阅读下文，完成小题。

签名书徐建英①本城大作家来给大家上课，顺便安排了新书签名活动。

②他本来是不想去要签名的，书便放在宿舍里没拿。

下楼的时候，遇上两位朋友，手里都抱着那本《世间》。

看到他空着的手，其中一人问：“喻老师，你怎么不带上书，不打算要签名吗？”③他笑：“我就算了吧，把机会让给大家。

”④对方笑：“不必谦让，都有安排的。

”⑤他还是摇摇头。

其实心里是难受的，天知道他是多么喜欢这位大作家。

⑥他是省里的文学骨干，学校文学院的签约作家，本就是一个爱看书的人，遇上自己喜欢的作家，讨个签名也是常有的事。

有时文友出书，人家还签好名，恭恭敬敬地递来，一声“喻老师，请多指点”，这书不但要收，收下还得认真读，有时还得写几句读后感。

也常有省里、市里组织的研学培训、颁奖礼等活动，每回参加完，他也会捧些书回家。

⑦可妻子不爱看书。

⑧她以前并不是这样的。

只是婚后换了新单位，似乎不受重用，还总被有意无意地打压，这让她工作热情渐失，看一切都变得不耐烦起来，尤其是回家后看到满屋子的书更是恼火。

尽管他再三强调，好多书是珍藏版的签名书，妻子仍很生气：“家里总共就这么点大，你看看这屋，哪处堆的不是你的书？以后参加活动，不要再带签名书回来了！”⑨课堂上，大作家讲了一个关于文学情怀的小故事：⑩《世间》在北方某个县城发行的时候，一天夜里，县委一位重要领导的秘书突然来找他要签名，当时匆忙，他也没来得及问秘书为何深夜求签名。

后来秘书来送行时告诉他，那书是送给当地一个很有文学情怀的拆迁户，那是一个所有人出动都做不通劝迁工作的“钉子户”。

但在这个拆迁户收到签名书的第二天，他却主动打电话给秘书说，他们家同意搬迁，无须别的条件。

⑪课间休息时，院长在群里提醒：“课后签名，大家排着队，从一组开始到三组，轮着去。

”他立时有种想跑去宿舍拿书的冲动。

聊城中考语文阅读原文90岁的黄永玉先生前不久在北京开画展。

但你有所不知，江湖上，黄永玉完全是顶级段子手。

如果他开微博或发朋友圈，哈哈党们可以转发到手软，或点上一万个赞。

对于这点，萧乾这么形容：“浮漾在他粗犷的线条间的正是童稚、喜悦和奔放。

”这是高逼格文艺范的路数。

俗一点，有网友看过他的画展得出一个结论，“简直是用生命在搞笑啊!”“真挚比技巧重要，所以鸟总比人唱得好。

”“人们对我最大的两个误解是：第一，他们仅仅因为我戴眼镜，就认为我是知识分子;第二，我的电影不赚钱，所以他们就认为我是艺术家。

”比如画一只鹦鹉，图说是这样写的：“鸟是好鸟，就是话多。

”关于鹦鹉的段子，他一口气可以说好几个，比如这个：有人丢了一只鹦鹉，很焦急，怕鹦鹉把他曾花了时间教给它的东西说出来，左思右想后，决定在报上发表声明：本人的政治观点与丢失的鹦鹉完全不同。

看照片，就知道这个老头是个很难对付的小孩。

记者们跟黄永玉对话，统一变成神回复收集器。

记者：“为什么不用电脑画画?”黄永玉：“电器里，我用得最熟练的就是手电筒。

”记者：“黄老，如果您把自己比喻成一道家乡菜，会是哪道菜?”黄永玉：“青辣椒炒红辣椒。

”记者：“为什么?”黄永玉：“因为不好回答，只好这么回答。

根本也没有这道菜。

”记者：“在您绘画创作的生涯中，您对哪件作品最满意?”黄永玉：“一只母鸡生了蛋，你问母鸡，它生下的第一个蛋和第三个蛋好在哪里?母鸡会告诉你吗?我的作品虽然像母鸡下的蛋，但我和母鸡又有不同之处啊!”记者：“黄老我还有个问题。

”黄永玉：“吃完饭你再采访我吧。

”记者：“怕您饭后要午睡。

”黄永玉：“我不午睡，我又不是老头。

”“杂交水稻之父”袁隆平和“中国当代国画第一人”黄永玉同被誉为湖南走向世界的名片，两人却不相识。

记者：“您怎么看袁隆平先生?”黄永玉：“袁隆平是一个实实在在的科学家。

有一次开会，我经过他面前，却不知道他就是袁隆平。

后来别人告诉我，我就多看了他几眼。

”上世纪七十年代末八十年代初，相声大师侯宝林与黄永玉一齐回招待所。

阅读理解段子
没问题，我可以为您提供一些阅读理解段子。

以下是一些例子：
1. “我今天在公园里看到了一只可爱的小狗，它跑来跑去，看起来非常活泼。

我试图与它玩耍，但它似乎对我有些警惕。

我继续尝试与它建立联系，最终它开始与我一起玩耍，我们度过了一个愉快的下午。

”
问题：这个段子描述了什么？
答案：这个段子描述了作者在公园里看到一只可爱的小狗，并尝试与它建立联系的过程。

最终，小狗开始与作者一起玩耍，他们度过了一个愉快的下午。

2. “当我走进这家咖啡店时，我被店内的氛围所吸引。

咖啡的香气和轻柔的音乐让我感到放松和舒适。

我点了一杯拿铁，坐在窗边，看着窗外的人们匆匆走过。

这个时刻让我感到宁静和满足。

”
问题：作者在咖啡店里感受到了什么？
答案：作者在咖啡店里感受到了放松和舒适，被咖啡的香气和轻柔的音乐所吸引。

坐在窗边看着窗外的人们匆匆走过，这个时刻让作者感到宁静和满足。

3. “昨天我和朋友们去了一家新开的餐厅。

我们点了一些菜，其中我最喜欢的菜是红烧肉。

它的味道非常棒，肉质鲜嫩多汁，让人回味无穷。

除此之外，餐厅的环境也很好，服务员也非常友好。

”
问题：这个段子描述了什么？
答案：这个段子描述了作者和朋友们去一家新开的餐厅用餐的经历。

作者最喜欢的菜是红烧肉，认为它的味道非常好，肉质鲜嫩多汁，让人回味无穷。

此外，作者还提到了餐厅的环境很好，服务员非常友好。