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60个搞笑的英语绕口令(1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.(2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.(3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."(4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.(5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?(6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies(7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.(8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats.(12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cookcould cook cuckoos?〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they?〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat!〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike.〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes to chew?〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps.〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds.〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan!〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.〔37〕T ommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie.〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of drink.〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep.〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today.〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side.〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come?〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole.〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches.〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards.〔47〕When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?〔48〕How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could if a wood cutter could cut wood.〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely.〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow.〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted SlittedSheet, I sit!〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine!〔54〕Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked(57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather.(58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.(59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.Buta bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."(60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.。

60个搞笑的英语绕口令(1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.(2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.(3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."(4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.(5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?(6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies(7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.(8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried 1 / 6to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats.(12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos?〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they?〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat!〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike.〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes2 / 6to chew?〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps.〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds.〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan!〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie.〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of 3 / 6drink.〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep.〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today.〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side.〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come?〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole.〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches.〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards.〔47〕 When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?〔48〕 How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could ifa wood cutter could cut wood.4 / 6〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely.〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow.〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted Slitted Sheet, I sit!〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine!〔54〕 Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked(57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather.(58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.(59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this 5 / 6butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."(60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.6 / 6。

你的英文发音好不好？挑战这5个“魔王级”英文绕口令，让你把发音练好练满！很想学会说出一口流利英文吗？每次开口说英文都结结巴巴、不论什么句子念起来总是奇怪又不通顺？现在就来挑战绕口令大魔王，把英文口说练好练满！1. “w”、”ch” 不清，像在念 BeatboxHow much wood would a woodchuckchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?如果土拨鼠会扔木头的话，一只土拨鼠能扔多少木头？大家知道 woodchuck 是什么动物吗？woodchuck 就是土拨鼠，又称旱獭，更具体来说是生活在美洲的土拨鼠。

应该不少人对土拨鼠更熟悉的英文是 groundhog，其实两者是一样的意思喔！chuck 则是“拨弄；扔；抛”的意思，若是后面加上 in 或 up 介系词，则有“放弃；辞职”的意思。

2. 一堆“p” 让你挥洒口水Peter Piper picked a peck of pickledpeppers.彼得．派柏挑了一些腌辣椒。

peck 是“啄食；凿”的动词，但在这句绕口令里，是名词的用法，意思是“一点点；些许”。

而 pickled 则是“腌渍的”的意思，大家都知道 pickle 是“腌渍物；酱菜”的意思，但其实它也可以当作“腌渍”的动词来做使用喔！3. “s”、”sh” 大军来袭She sells seashells by the seashore.她在海边卖贝壳。

shell 是“外壳”的意思，所以seashell 就是“贝壳”。

而seashore 和 shore 本身都有“海岸、海滨”的意思，另外，coast 或是 seacoast 也有一样的意思。

4. 恼人的“n” 和“oi”，口部肌肉训练预备Any noise annoys an oyster, but anoisy noise annoys an oyster more.蚵仔觉得所有声音都很吵，尤其是大声的噪音更吵。

搞笑的英文绕口令1、if you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to sticka lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.2、i’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.3、i’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.4、love’s a feeling you feel when you feelyou’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before.5、mommy made me eat my m&ms.6、old mr. hunthad a cuddy puntnot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.7、 she sells sea shells on the sea shore;the shells that she sells are sea shells i’m sure.so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,i’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells.8、sister suzie sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill as sewing shirtsour shy young sister suzie showssome soldiers send epistlessay they’d rather sleep in thistlesthan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers sister suzie sews.9、the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!10、the big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!11、the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick12、 there once was a man who had a sister, his name was mr. fister. mr. fister’s sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. mr. fister didn’t sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. mr. fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. the sister of mr. fister said i sold six shells to six shieks too!13、there once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....14、there was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.16、how much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?17、 how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.18、i know a boy named tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state what tate ate at eight eightor what tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.19、i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?20、 i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?21、a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.22、a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "23、a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.24、aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum25、as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.26、betty botter bought some butter but she said theb utter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter bought some better butter.27、dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.28、dust is a disk’s worst enemy.29、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.。

有趣的英文绕口令(整篇)In the quaint little town where the ivy grew,Lived a cat named Mittens, quite a furry little dude.He'd chase his tail all day, witha twinkle in his eye,As the sun set low, he'd purr and sigh.The town was filled with tales, of a special kind,Where the moonlight danced, and the shadows would bind.The children would laugh, the old men would sing,In this magical place, where dreams would take wing.One day, a young girl named Lily came along,With her eyes so bright, and her heart so strong.She had heard of the town, with its charm so grand,And she set out on a quest, with a determined hand.She met Mittens, the cat, with a tail that twirled,And he led her to a place, where the secrets were curled.They climbed the ancient tower, where whispers of old,Told tales of love and loss, in the moonlit fold.As they reached the top, the wind howled with glee,And the stars twinkled in the sky, so clear and so free.Lily felt the magic, andher heart swelled,With the realization that dreams could be fulfilled.Mittens the cat, with his tail that danced,Showed her the beauty, that she'd never once graced.He showed her the river, that wound through the town,And the old oak tree, where the swallows would mount.The old men sang songs, of the battles fought,And the love that was lost, in the distant past.The children played games, withlaughter so loud,As the sun dipped low, and the stars took their place.In this magical town, where the dreams would soar,Lily found her heart, and her true love's dear core.She realized that love, was the magic she sought,And with Mittens the cat, she knew she was bought.Together they ventured, through the winding road,With love intheir hearts, and their spirits so bold.They shared their dreams, and their hopes, and their fears,And in this quaint town, they foundtheir own dear lair.As the years passed by, the town remained the same,With its magic, and its charm, and its love so warm.Mittens the cat, with his tailthat twirled,Would chase his tail all day, with a twinkle in his eye.The children would laugh, the old men would sing,In this magical place, where dreams would take wing.And Lily, with Mittens by her side,Would always remember, the town where they sighed.For in this quaint little town, where the ivy grew,The magic of love, would forever be true.For Mittens the cat, and Lily, the girl so bold,Found their dreams, and their love, in this place so old.。

令人抓狂的英文绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish youwish to wish。

我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies。

如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。

5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's cardirectly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not。

Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot。

We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not。

无论是晴天或是阴天。

有趣的英语绕口令集团标准化工作小组 #Q8QGGQT-GX8G08Q8-GNQGJ8-MHHGN#英文绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。

5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天。

英文练习绕口令搞笑1、a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.2、a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "3、a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and thetwist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would thetwist that untwisted untwist the twists.4、aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum5、as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.6、betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter bought some better butter.7、dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because thechief occupation is cultivation.8、dust is a disk’s worst enemy.9、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.10、how much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?11、how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.12、i know a boy named tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state what tate ate at eight eightor what tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.13、i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?14、i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheeti sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?。

有趣的英文绕口令导语:有趣的英文绕口令1、I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know thatI know。

我知道。

你知道。

我知道你知道。

我知道你知道我知道。

2、A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?大黑虫咬大黑熊，被大黑虫咬的大黑熊在那里呢？3、big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！4、A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鳽咬了它兄弟一口，而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。

那只被咬的沮丧麻鳽对它的兄弟说：「我是一只充满怨恨的麻鳽！我害人终害己了5、I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong。

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

6、To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。

去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

7、Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。