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中文谐音巧背英语单词(1)：警察跑累死police，n,警察，音“跑累死”。

警察的最终结局是“跑累死”，因为小偷可以选择休息，而警察不能，警察永远跟在多个小偷的后面。

爆笑(2)：柴门出主席chairman，n,主席，音“柴门”。

柴门是寒门。

寒门出孝子，也出主席。

从柴门走出来的主席很多。

爆笑(3)：饱死老板，饿死员工boss，n，老板，音“饱死”。

worker，n，工人，音“饿客”。

工人们不要不平衡，老板会撑而“饱死”，工人是“饿客”，饿，不一定死。

或者说，饱死老板，饿死员工，与老板殊途同归。

爆笑(4)：法官会“榨汁”judge，n，法官，音“榨汁”，又音“喳吱”。

社会上有种说法“吃了原告，吃被告。

”有些法官会“榨汗”，榨原告被告的油汁。

法官喳喳吱吱时候，是在纠问式审判，现在是听判式，法官很少“喳吱”了。

爆笑(5)：律师老爷lawyer，n,律师，音“老爷”。

有个被告叫律师老爷，忘了叫法官青天大老爷，法官非常生气。

毕竞法官比律师说了算。

爆笑(6)：阿哥累了Ugly,adj，丑陋的，音“阿哥累”。

阿哥累了，变得丑了，心灵美了，阿妹不离他走了。

(7)：政委与神甫commissar，n.，代表，政委，音“靠弥撒”。

弥撒是天主教的一种宗教仪式，用面饼和葡萄酒表示耶稣的身体和血来祭祀天主。

西方的军队有随军神甫，相当于政委吧，靠弥撒做思想政治工作吧。

爆笑(8)：三克油送给你thank,you。

谢谢你。

音“三克油”。

解：三克油，送给你，略表谢意。

礼物虽轻，谢意情浓。

爆笑(9)：客套与套客talk，v,谈话，谈论，议论，n ,谈话。

音“套客”。

解：中国人谈话先客套，外国人真接就套客，小心哪。

爆笑(10)：抬之若爆，小心为妙Terrible adj. 很糟的，极坏的，可怕的，音：“抬若爆”。

解：一抬就能爆炸的东西，如定时炸弹，一定是可怕的。

We saw a terrible storm. 我们遇到了一场可怕的风暴。

1.不明觉厉:网络新成语，也可以说“虽不明，但觉厉”，是“虽然不明白在说什么，但好像很厉害的样子”的简略说法.2.神马：什么。

3.火钳刘明：“火前留名”的谐音词，指在所发的贴子火之前，先留个名。

4.滚粗：滚出，用于骂人或开玩笑。

5.冷无缺：“冷漠，无理想，信仰缺失”的缩写。

6人艰不拆：网络新成语，意思是“人生已经如此艰难，有些事就不要拆穿”7.我和小伙伴们都惊呆。

8.细软跑：收拾细软，赶紧跑。

9.查水表：是指警察抓人。

用查水表的借口骗人开门。

10.图样图森破:英语汉化的发音too young too simple 意思是你还是太年轻太天真。

11.十动然拒:“十分感动，然后拒绝了Ta”的缩略形式。

12.懒婚族，是指有很好的职业，有较高的经济收入和舒适的生活条件，但不愿意结婚的族群13.碉堡了:：「屌（diǎo）爆了」的雅化谐音，用以表达某人或某事物"非常惊人"14.赶脚：感觉。

15.高端黑，指用高等、文明、幽默、有内涵的语言及手法表达自己对于某事的看法与不满，表面上是赞扬，实际上是对事物的讽刺、嘲笑、调侃、甚至是谩骂。

16.鸭梨，压力17最右君，来自微博用语，指的是微博上或者其他网络媒体中第一个转发评论的人。

18.砖家,不以求真知为目的，说话也不负责任，他（她）们最终目标就是利益，而相关监管的缺失，导致假专家的泛滥.19.女汉子，20.“正能量”指的是一种健康乐观、积极向上的动力和情感。

21.卖萌22.接地气：贴近老百姓真实生活的实际。

23.闰土夫妇，是网友对谢娜、张杰夫妇的称呼。

24.土肥圆：相貌平淡、身材臃肿、形象不佳25.干物女，也就是像香菇、干贝等干巴巴的女人26.奶粉代购27.渣男，社会上不成功而且自暴自弃的男子28.僵尸粉，不活动的微博用户，通常无头像无内容无粉丝。

29.灰机，飞机30.稀饭31.腹黑，那些平时会温和的微笑但转身就给你一刀的人。

32.裸官，是指配偶和子女非因工作需要均在国（境）外定居或加入外国国籍或取得国（境）外永久居留裸体官员权的公职人员33.逆袭，指在逆境中反击成功34.亚婚姻，婚姻不象婚姻，单身不象单身，离又离不了，那就凑合吧。

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如何利用中文谐音巧背英语单词爆笑(1)：警察跑累死police，n,警察，音“跑累死”。

警察的最终结局是“跑累死”，因为小偷可以选择休息，而警察不能，警察永远跟在多个小偷的后面。

爆笑(2)：柴门出主席chairman，n,主席，音“柴门”。

柴门是寒门。

寒门出孝子，也出主席。

从柴门走出来的主席很多。

爆笑(3)：饱死老板，饿死员工boss，n，老板，音“饱死”。

worker，n，工人，音“饿客”。

工人们不要不平衡，老板会撑而“饱死”，工人是“饿客”，饿，不一定死。

或者说，饱死老板，饿死员工，与老板殊途同归。

爆笑(4)：法官会“榨汁”judge，n，法官，音“榨汁”，又音“喳吱”。

社会上有种说法“吃了原告，吃被告。

”有些法官会“榨汗”，榨原告被告的油汁。

法官喳喳吱吱时候，是在纠问式审判，现在是听判式，法官很少“喳吱”了。

爆笑(5)：律师老爷lawyer，n,律师，音“老爷”。

有个被告叫律师老爷，忘了叫法官青天大老爷，法官非常生气。

毕竞法官比律师说了算。

爆笑(6)：阿哥累了Ugly,adj，丑陋的，音“阿哥累”。

阿哥累了，变得丑了，心灵美了，阿妹不离他走了。

爆笑(7)：政委与神甫commissar，n.，代表，政委，音“靠弥撒”。

弥撒是天主教的一种宗教仪式，用面饼和葡萄酒表示耶稣的身体和血来祭祀天主。

西方的军队有随军神甫，相当于政委吧，靠弥撒做思想政治工作吧。

爆笑(8)：三克油送给你thank,you。

谢谢你。

音“三克油”。

解：三克油，送给你，略表谢意。

礼物虽轻，谢意情浓。

爆笑(9)：客套与套客talk，v,谈话，谈论，议论，n ,谈话。

音“套客”。

解：中国人谈话先客套，外国人真接就套客，小心哪。

爆笑(10)：抬之若爆，小心为妙Terrible adj. 很糟的，极坏的，可怕的，音：“抬若爆”。

解：一抬就能爆炸的东西，如定时炸弹，一定是可怕的。

We saw a terrible storm. 我们遇到了一场可怕的风暴。

暴强谐音秒杀英语单词！语言都是相通的Monday星期一~忙dayTuesday星期二 ~ 求死dayWednesday星期三 ~未死dayThursday 星期四 ~ 受死dayFriday星期五 ~ 福来daySaturday星期六 ~ 洒脱daySunday星期天 ~ 伤daypregnant 怀孕 -扑来个男的ambulance 救护车 -俺不能死ponderous 肥胖的 -胖的要死pest 害虫 -拍死它ambition 雄心 -俺必胜agony 痛苦 -爱过你bale 灾祸 -背噢hermit 隐士 -何处觅他strong 强壮 -死壮sting 蛰 -死盯abyss 深渊 -额必死admire 羡慕 -额的妈呀flee 逃跑 -飞离gauche 粗鲁的 -狗屎morbid 病态 -毛病putrid 腐烂 -飘臭obtuse 愚笨 -我不吐死lynch 私刑处死 -凌迟shun 闪躲 -闪tantrum 脾气发作 -太蠢bachelor 学士/单身汉 -白吃了temper 脾气 -太泼addict 上瘾 -爱得嗑它economy 经济 -依靠农民ail 疼痛-哎哟coffin 棺材 -靠坟appall 惊骇 -我跑外国小学生学英语也头疼 教育部前发言人、语文出版社社长王旭明在微博中称：“取消小学英语课，增加国学教育，取缔社会少儿英语班，解放孩子，救救汉语！为什么增加国学教育？是因为现在的语文教材和语文教学及考试实在太差。

一边'英语’太强，一边'语文’太差，国学先救救场、救救急吧！” 在教育部最新发布的小学生“减负十条”征求意见稿中，也把小学英语划出了学校统考之外。

这些言论与建议迅速引发各方争议，赞成反对的都大有人在，那么在非英语国家，小学生学英语情况如何呢？除了欧洲国家，真是家家有本难念的经。

日本 社会很追捧 孩子不情愿 现实 英语教室比比皆是 日本社会对“国际化人才”的需求很强烈。

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性&hearts;爱&hearts;之后克里斯托弗和莱丝丽弗雷迪和杰伊克里斯蒂和山姆<Sam the Minuteman> - 儿童发音练习读本尼基和凯特特露迪和吉恩尼尔和鲍勃芭芭拉曾在同性恋俱乐部唱过歌&hearts;大卫和乔蒂马科和阿兰娜噢天哪Oh, God.当心慢点当心慢点Easy, easy, easy, easy.痛! 痛! 痛! 痛!Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!第五次高&hearts;潮&hearts;Fu...Fucking top five.那是你第五次高&hearts;潮&hearts;That was fucking... top five.你刚刚在说什么?So what are you saying?你是在说女人比男人更容易吗?Are you saying women have it easier than men? 呃那个我只是想说那个Look, all I'm saying is that you guys...女人身上有一种天赋women have one certain luxury是我们男人没有的that us men just do not have.噢是吗?Oh, yeah?到底是什么宝贝告诉我吧And what is this one luxury, might I ask, baby? 先让我喘口气马上告诉你Let me get my breath, and I'm gonna tell you. 给你一一道来I'm gonna spell it out for ya.我怎么知道你说的是有道理的?How do I know it's gonna be pure genius?嗯Fine.不管我怎么形容他你都要说我是混&hearts;蛋&hearts; No matter how I say this, I'm gonna be the fucking asshole, 只是突然想到了然后就说出来了明白吗?so I'm just gonna come out and say it, all right?欠扁Sweet!公平这件事This whole equality thing...其实是没有的is crap.你可以去参加演讲了God, you've got a gift for delivery.都是胡说让我讲给你听It's bullshit. Look, just hear me out.我想说的是你和我是不平等的All I'm saying is that you and I are not equal.当然我们做着无聊的Sure, we all slave away at our dead-end工作一直到死就像你和我stupid-ass jobs just like each other.但是还是有不同But there's a difference:一样东西the luxury.一样我们男人没有的天赋The one luxury that we do not have.然后呢And?我们不能依靠It is not okay for us to be dependent别人on someone else.什么事实就是那样What? Exactly that.你可以去工作You can work your ass off.你可以去上大学拿学位You can go to college, get a degree,和我一样找一个工作and get a job just like me.但是我不能But what I can't do is say "Fuck it"依赖着一个人生活and choose to depend on someone else.只有女人有那样的权利Only women have that right.如果我那样做了别人会说我是乞丐小白脸If I do it, I'm a bum or a gigolo.但是如果是你你只是个普通的家庭主妇If you do it, you're a housewife.更好点的说法你是一个贤内助Or even better yet, a domestic engineer.饶了我吧!Give me a fucking break!你是对的我知道You're right. I know.你是混&hearts;蛋&hearts;You're the fucking asshole.不要这样嘛Come on.你去哪Where are you going?弄干净你的精&hearts;液&hearts;To flush down your demon seeds.对我来说不可思议You know, it's incredible to me how someone一个貌似很聪明的人是个混&hearts;蛋&hearts; who appears to be so smart can be so fucking dumb! 你刚刚生气了Yeah, well, you're just pissed off虽然你知道那些都是事实that you know that shit's all true.对吧Fucking hamstring.随你便Whatever.告诉我那不是的Tell me that it's not.随你怎么说你知道的Whatever! Yeah. You know.滚开Kiss my ass.为什么每次我们刚刚做&hearts;爱&hearts;完Why is it we always get into these heated discussions结束都会激烈的争吵right when we're done having sex?可能是因为我还没满足Maybe because I'm left unsatisfied所以要把我的不满发泄在别的地方吧and need to take my frustrations out somewhere?几分钟前你不是才高&hearts;潮&hearts;过That's not what you were screaming a couple of minutes ago. 是吗? 我刚刚怎么叫了Yeah? What was I screaming, big guy?"噢克里斯停克里斯停"Oh, Chris, stop. Chris, stop.-噢克里斯求你了不要停" -住口!-Oh, stop! Chris, please don't stop." -Shut up!喔! 你弄疼我蛋蛋了Ow! You just hit me in the balls.很好你活该Good. You deserve it.坐下来Sit down.-这样吧 -嗯-So... -So...什么时候你觉得说吧When do you think you're just gonna come out and say it? 说什么Say what?你有多爱我How deeply in love with me you are.你梦里吧In your dreams.宝贝没关系我知道的Baby, it's all right. I know.克里斯托弗你可以不那么自以为是吗?Christopher, could you be more full of yourself?我有啊I could.我很谦虚的I just choose to keep my arrogance toned down在和女人打炮?around women I'm giving the hot beef injection to.3年级你就学了这个?What are you, in third grade?你不喜欢大炮?What, you don't like "hot beef injection"?那老二? 小&hearts;弟&hearts;弟&hearts;?How about my one-eyed snake? My Dodger dog?大JJ先生?My giggle stick?你没救了You're impossible.我很容易被勾引告诉你的姐妹I'm cheap and I'm easy. Tell all your friends.你话停过吗?Do you ever stop?你承认你一直喜欢我我就不说话了I'll stop when you admit your everlasting love for me. 那样你就爽了大JJ先生?Well, then you better get comfortable, Mr. Giggle Stick. 我想是的Oh, I'm good.好吧Okay.很好Good.认真的说莱丝丽Seriously, Leslie.我知道I know that...你对我有感觉you have feelings for me.哪里看出来的?Where is this coming from?我的意思是刚刚玩的很开心I mean, I thought we were just having fun here.刚刚不是说了嘛只是性伙伴Isn't that what you say? We're friends who fuck.我现在很认真I'm being serious here.为什么你那么难承认呢?Like, why is that so hard for you to admit?因为我们是朋友克里斯托弗'Cause we're friends, Christopher.以前是朋友以后也只是朋友That's all we ever are, that's all we'll ever be:朋友friends.看我们不可能的I mean, look at us. It would never work.我们节奏不同You're way too fast for me,你不想被我束缚and I'm way too demanding for you, and...我喜欢这样的感觉And I like the way things are.你不是吗?Don't you?我只是想I just thought...算了Never mind.-什么 -不算了你是对的-What? -No, never mind. You're right.你不可能控制我You couldn't handle me anyway.什么?Excuse me?记得刚刚我让你射了3次如果我没记错的话I believe I just handled you three times, if I'm not mistaken. -那个就是你说的你控制我? -对啊-Is that what you call handling? -Yeah.那是我在配合你'Cause I was taking it easy on you.我故意的I send broads to the chiropractor.天哪如果你的JJ有你的脸皮那么长God, if only your dick was as big as your ego.如果那样我就无法行动自如了If it was, I wouldn't be able to walk around.那样你也受不了And neither would you, for that matter.不管怎样我没有听你见抱怨Anyway, I don't hear you complaining.因为你一直在说话我哪来时间抱怨That's because you never shut up long enough for me to get a word in. 你爱我就像爱我的JJ一样You love my dick as much as you love me.闭嘴!Oh, shut up!你知道我想到什么You know what I think?呃呃我那么纯洁你告诉我吧Uh-uh, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me.我觉得你就是那个爱上我的人I think that you're the one who's in love with me只是在假装and you're just projecting.-是的 -不我只是-Yeah, that's it! -No, I'm ser...试图在让我承认我爱上你You're trying to get me to admit to loving you因为你就像一个没有安全感小女孩because you're too much of an insecure pussy想让对方先说喜欢自己to just come out and admit it.显然你对这件事耿耿于怀了Well, you've obviously put a lot of thought to this.事实上不是的只是突然闪过的一个想法Actually, no. It was just this brilliant realization that came to me.你是在说Are you saying that...给我的感觉是given the extreme unlikelihood假设我对你有感觉that I actually did have feelings for you,如果我让你知道了that if I were to make those known,你就必须承担that you would then step to the plate承认爱的责任and acknowledge your undying love for me?我不是希望你那么想的I'm not letting you off the hook like that.-哪样? -爱情不是那样的克里斯托弗-Like what? -It doesn't work like that, Christopher.爱情是不可以讨价还价的Love is not negotiable.噢宝贝所有的事情都是可以商量的Oh, baby, everything's negotiable.不爱情不是No, not love.爱情就好像一个猜谜游戏Not love. Love is... a guessing game.而且那正是她迷人的地方不需要承诺And that's the beauty of it. There's no guarantees.就像跳水It's like...diving into a pool of water你不知道池子里是深是浅without knowing if it's shallow or deep.当然如果是浅的话And sure, yeah, if it's shallow,你会把你的脖子弄伤you end up hurt and paralyzed from the neck down.但如果是深的话But if it's deep...你知道you know...信心倍增It's a leap of faith.释放你自己不需要任何承诺It's like throwing yourself out there without any guarantees, dude, 那就是生活and that's what life's about.你知道嘉年华游戏吧?Okay, you know those carnival games, right?里面有一些游戏真的很难获胜And you know how some of them are really hard to win也有一些每个人都会过关and some of them are super easy and everyone wins?对啊Sure.那就是性和爱Well, it's just that that's the difference不同的地方between love and sex.性是一个每个人都会获得Sex is the game where everyone小小奖励的游戏没有人是输家wins a little prize, and no one goes home a loser. 而爱则是一个很难获胜的游戏And...love is the game that's really hard to win. 如果你要玩想带回家But if you do, and you get to take home大的毛绒玩具犀牛that life-sized stuffed rhinoceros,要比带回家一个劣等的塑料钥匙链it feels a whole lot better than taking home要好的多that shitty little plastic key chain.怎么Yeah?你的解释很烂哎You've got a fucked-up way of explaining shit. 真的很烂I mean...fuck!晚安克里斯托弗Good night, Christopher.晚安Good night.我爱你I love you.我也爱你I love you, too.我不是0号&hearts;仔了是吧?I'm not gay now, am I?我不知道刚刚享受吗?I don't know. Did you like it?-不 -那你不是0号&hearts;仔-No. -Then no, you're not gay.至少现在不是But at least now you're sure.是的Yeah.痛吗?You sore?-一点 -好一点了-A little. -It gets better.-真的? -是的-Yeah? -Yeah.我不在乎I don't care.随你便Whatever.没必要觉得这很遭You know, you don't have to feel bad about this.-哪件事 -我们在一起做&hearts;爱&hearts;做的事-About what? -About us having fun.那没什么错There's nothing wrong with it.我知道只是我不是0号&hearts;仔Yeah, I know. I'm just...I'm not gay, so...你没必要觉得像做错事一样I just saying you don't have to feel bad about it.每个人都有意无意的说过谎Everyone fools around at least once,不管他们是否承认whether they admit it or not.我记不清楚跟多少个正常的男孩子I can't tell you how many straight boys有过同样的对话了I've had this same conversation with.什么样的对话?What conversation is that?劝说对方不要隐藏自己The "talk you down from the ledge" conversation. 隐藏什么不知道你在说什么What ledge, man? What are you talking about?兄弟你跟他们一样You frat boys, you're all the same!被这个大男子主义给迷住了You're all caught up in this bullshit machismo world 鬼迷心窍that is forced upon you,害怕看到自己敏感的一面so you're afraid to have a sensitive side.胡说Bullshit.我胡说? 现在你就在躲避Bullshit my ass. Right now, you're a jumper.我真&hearts;他&hearts;妈&hearts;想知道I so wish I knew what the fuck你现在到底在说什么you were talking about right now.现在就在躲避着什么You're on the ledge ready to jump因为你不能接受'cause you can't deal with the fact你曾经喜欢跟男人发生性行为that you liked having sex with a man.这是事实It's true.我过来安慰你告诉你你不是0号&hearts;仔And then I come in and I give you this whole shtick about how you're not gay 每个人都曾试图掩饰自己and everyone does it at least once.实际上你又回到了自己的空间And then eventually, you come back down off that ledge.但是此刻你还留有一丝的懊悔But now you're still left with a hint of regret and guilt,把他深深的藏在了心里and you push it deep down inside,想把他锁在那里永远都不像再提及and it's locked away, never to be mentioned again.把一段往事尘封就当没发生过一样Just a distant memory that you'll come to deny ever even happened.这是大学里的腐朽思想吧It's a college campus clich?同性恋恐惧症男孩喜欢被&hearts;干&hearts;The homophobic frat boy that loves it in the ass,但是不想让别人知道but doesn't want anybody to know about it.太惨了It's sad, really.不是我管他是谁Not me. Whatever.随他是什么Whatever.我不是同性恋恐惧症I'm not homophobic.-你在开玩笑吧 -我不是同性恋恐惧症-You're kidding me! -I'm not homophobic.那为什么不说出来呢Then why keep it a secret?与你们无关Because it's nobody's fucking business.你觉得我看不出来吗?You think I can't read you?你就是典型的同性恋恐惧症You're the definition of homophobic.自己成了0号&hearts;仔The mere thought of the possibility of you being gay把你吓坏了scares you beyond belief.不要对我嚷嚷You're barking up the wrong tree.晚上是什么帮你入睡的?Whatever helps you sleep at night.你&hearts;他&hearts;妈&hearts;什么意思?What the fuck's your problem?我没什么意思小伙子I'm not the one with the problem, boy!不要叫我小伙子你个1号&hearts;仔Don't call me "boy," you fucking faggot!就是这个Well, there it is.我就在等你说这个什么?I was waiting for it. What?你刚刚指出了我的本质You just proved my entire point.-因为我叫了你1号&hearts;仔? -对-'Cause I called you a faggot? -Bingo.-你&hearts;他&hearts;妈&hearts;的"对"是什么意思? -你知道吗? -What the fuck does that mean, "bingo?" -You know what?我真的很累不想跟你I'm really tired, and I'm sick of having解释所有的事情to explain everything to you.如果不介意你还是走吧So if you don't mind, I'd rather you just leave.你为什么这么对我?Why did you do it?你在意么?What do you care?我想知道I want to know.你真的想知道为什么吗?You really want to know why?是的Yeah.权利Power.权利?Power?是的Yeah.权利Power.具体呢?Elaborate.我整个人生从小学开始My whole life, starting from grade school一直到我走出了自己的小空间up until the point I came out of the closet,我筋疲力尽I was beaten up,被嘲弄被人耍ridiculed, made fun of,完全被隔离就因为我的性取向and completely alienated because of the way I was born,因为我喜欢男人because I'm attracted to guys.你完全不能想像这让人感觉有多无助You can't fucking imagine how powerless this makes someone feel, 失魂落魄how powerless I felt.整个中学我都把自己隐藏起来All through high school, I had to hide who I was怕大家发现真&hearts;相&hearts;for fear of people finding out the truth.我甚至和女孩约会I even dated girls.和他们做&hearts;爱&hearts;I had sex with them因为那样just so that...大家觉得我是正常的people thought that I was straight,我是普通人that I was...normal.但是我的内心崩溃了And it tore me up inside.说到关键To the point where...没关系Never mind.什么What?没什么呃Nothing. Um...忘了吧求你了是什么Forget it. Please. What?我试着自杀I tried to kill myself, all right?我居然试着想要自杀因为I tried to commit fucking suicide because...我不能接受自己I couldn't deal with who I was.我非常害怕人家发现我是个1号&hearts;仔I was afraid of people finding out the truth about me. 你是认真的吗?Are you serious?我恨自己是1号&hearts;仔I hated myself for who I was.但事实就是那样For who I am.有点可悲是吧?Kinda pathetic, huh?不不是的一点也不No, man, it's not.是的最后Yeah, well, eventually...有一次我去大学当时的我和你一样once I got to college, I wasn't too different from you.加入了一个兄弟会和他们喝了不少啤酒I-I joined a frat and drank lots of beer说一些同性恋的笑话and made the usual homoerotic gay jokes.然后我遇到了一个人Then I met a guy, and...他和你我并没有什么不同He wasn't too different from you and me.他帮我认识了我是我自己He helped me accept who I am.是一个普通的人Just a regular person...和其他人一样just like everyone else.这有一点疯狂因为And it was kind of crazy because当我决定做一个真实的自己as soon as I made the decision to come out,那种很无助的感觉一下子没了that feeling of powerlessness just vanished.但是我还是得和家庭和朋友相处Granted, I still have to deal with my family and friends, but... 当我做这个决定的时候我很开心as soon as I made that decision that I was happy,我爱我自己that I loved myself,别人怎么想不重要it didn't matter what anyone else thought.就像是走自己的路让别人说去吧It was like, "Fuck them if they can't deal with it."我是 1号&hearts;仔I'm gay.我曾经是1号&hearts;仔我以后也是1号&hearts;仔I've always been gay, and I always will be gay.那很酷That's kinda cool, man.我想我和你类似啊Think I'm like how you are?我不是那么傲慢假装不想知道你是什么样的I'm not arrogant enough to pretend to know who you are. 你可能喜欢我也可能仅仅是好奇You might be like me. You might just be curious.不管是哪一种也不管怎么样But either way, whatever you are,不要试图去迎合别人的想法don't try and cater to other people's ideas或者他们认为你应该是那样of what you should be.你就是你You just be you.呃你是吗?So, are you?什么 0号&hearts;仔?What, gay?是啊Yeah.我不知道I don't know.在想我是不是真的喜欢男人?Still trying to figure out if I liked it.想再做一次吗?You wanna give it another shot?或者你在上面?Maybe you're a pitcher.你保证不准把我们的事说给别人As long as you promise not to tell anyone.是啊为什么不呢?Yeah, why not?你还好吧?You okay?我想是的I think so.你流血了吗?Did you bleed?好像没有It doesn't look like it.套套还在吗?Did the condom stay on?刚刚感觉好吗?Did it feel good?非常好Yeah!你感觉怎么样?Did it feel good for you?我不知道I don't know.开始有一点痛不过到后来It kinda hurt, but towards the end,感觉还不错I think it started to feel good.你这么觉得?You think?嗯一切发生的太快了Well, it all happened so fast.你什么意思?What do you mean?只是觉得快了一点It was just over kinda quickly.这也是我的第一次It was my first time, too!不我知道我不是在抱怨Oh, no, I know! I wasn't complaining.只是... ... 我不知道It was... I don't know.我觉得光溜溜的和你躺在一起有点不可思议I feel kinda weird just lying here naked with you.我也是Yeah, me, too.唯一的一次女孩看见我裸体The only other time a girl's seen me naked是谢丽·凯莉在我十年级的时候帮我口&hearts;交&hearts;的时候was when Sherry Kelly gave me a blowjob in the 10th grade.谢丽·凯莉帮你口&hearts;交&hearts;?Sherry Kelly sucked your dick?难道你不知道?You didn't know that?我怎么会知道?How would I know that?学校每个人都知道Everyone at school knows!我射在她脸上I threw up on her.什么?What?当然了那是我第一次口&hearts;交&hearts;Yeah. It was my first blowjob.当我快要出来的时候她还含着我的小&hearts;弟&hearts;弟&hearts;I came the moment her lips touched my dick.总之当她在忙上忙下的时候Anyway, when she was cleaning me up down there...我非常紧张然后就出来了I got so nervous, I threw up.在她脸上?On her?是的全部Yeah, all over.从那开始她就没跟我说过话She's never spoken to me since.所以那就是她不跟你说话的原因了?So, that's why she doesn't talk to you?是的Yep.我真不敢相信她会把这件事告诉大家I can't believe she told people that.为她自己辩护Well, in her defense,她只告诉了一个人贝基·马苏哈the only person she told was Becky Matsuhara.贝基是个臭婊&hearts;子&hearts; 她告诉了所有的人Becky was the evil bitch who told everyone else.于是他们叫我 "青头怪"They called me "Pukey Sam the Minuteman"在那以后的一年里for a whole year after that.不断的提醒自己高中是多么的糟糕Constant reminder of just how much high school sucks ass.对不起I'm sorry.嗯没关系很久之前的事了Eh, don't worry about it. It was a long time ago.后来贝基被一辆装垃圾的卡车撞了死掉了Anyway, Becky got hit by a garbage truck and died就在她说了那件事一年后almost a year later to the day.善有善报恶有恶报吧The universe works in wonderful and mysterious ways. 这真的是你的第一次吗?So, this really was your first time?是的Yeah.-你想说什么? -我不知道-What? -I don't know.觉得这件事很酷It's just kinda cool, that's all.我们一起失去了处子之身Us losing our virginity together.噢该死!Oh, shit!-谁在那里? -我不知道-What? Who is that? -I don't know.我记得你说过你&hearts;爸&hearts;妈都去工作了I thought you said your parents were at work.他们是去了我认为他们去了妈的They were. I thought they were. Fuck!赶快穿好衣服Get dressed really quick. Shit!躲下去躲下去Get under the...Get under the...我在穿I'm hurrying!-嘿 -嗨妈妈-Hey. -Hi, Mom.-你在做什么? -什么都没有-What are you doing? Nothing.只是躺一下我有一点累Just...lying down. I'm a little tired.你有在和谁说话吗?Well, were you talking to someone?没有No.我想说嗯是的呃是布莉I mean, yeah. Um, it was Bree.我刚挂了她的电&hearts;话&hearts;I just got off the phone with her.克里斯蒂这里到底发生了什么?Kristy, what's going on here?你的意思是?What do you mean?你有把什么人藏在这里吗?Did you have someone over here?没有我为什么要这么做? 你确定?No, why? You sure?当然Yeah.为什么房&hearts;间里有特别的味道Then why does it smell in here?妈我不知道你在说什么?Mom, I don't know what you're talking about. 克里斯蒂我要你保证Kristy, I want you to swear这里没有别的人that no one was over here.我保证I swear.好吧Okay.克里斯蒂你知道你可以跟我说的对吧? Kristy, you know that you can talk to me, right? 当然Yeah, sure.我是指关于男孩和性方面I mean about boys and, um...sex.妈Mom...我不知道我和你&hearts;爸&hearts;爸是不是I don't know if your father and I ever had...和你聊过那些that talk with you.妈Mom...有关性方面的You know, the sex talk.那就像是Anyway, it goes like this.就好比It, um...当你到了一定的年纪你会When...When you reach a certain age, you...你会有一种感觉you start having feelings and...是的是的我知道Yeah. Yeah, I know.噢你真的知道?Oh, you do?是的我六年级的时候就知道了Yeah. I've known since the sixth grade.你还记得我进了你们的房&hearts;间Don't you remember when I walked in on you and Dad 看见你们在做超人和他女友做的那事doing it dressed like Superman and Lois Lane提姆隔壁那个猥琐的家伙while Tim, the creepy guy next door,甚至成为记者吉米记录了你们的着装took notes dressed as Jimmy the reporter?噢是的Oh...yeah.那好吧Well, um...就这样吧Good. Right. Uh...我就在外面如果So I'm here if...if you ever want你想和我说什么的话to talk to me, all right?当然如果你And, um, if you ever...准备are going to...做某些事情小心一点do anything, just please be careful.嗯And, um...要用嗯你知道的use, um... you know...避孕套a condom.-妈 -好吧-Mom. -Okay, okay!我只是希望你I just want you to be...我只是希望你安然无恙I just want you to be all right.我很好妈谢谢I'm fine, Mom, thanks.-克里斯蒂? -嗯?-Kristy? -Yeah?最好在你&hearts;爸&hearts;回来之前让他出来吧Better get him out of here before your father gets home.我&hearts;操&hearts;Shit.-真不爽 -是吗?-I am so fucked. -Are you?我也是和你一样你赶快离开这里吧Yeah, and you are, too, unless you get the hell out of here.够了Enough said.你想干什么?What are you doing?从阳台出去你觉得我在干嘛?Going out the balcony. What does it look like?从前门走出去吧Just go out the front door.我妈已经知道你在这里了My mom already knows you're here.不不从你妈面前走过I'm not walking past your mom在她知道我们做过了之后after she knows we just did it.高中的时候全校知道你在口&hearts;交&hearts;的时候射了别人一脸You can deal with an entire high school你能面对大家full of people knowing you threw up during your first blowjob,但是现在却不能面对我妈but you can't walk past my mom?说的有道理Good point.真不错Nice.是的是很好Yeah, it was nice.出去吧Get out of here!拜Bye.拜Bye.那很好Well, that was nice.-噢是吗? -是的-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.你还想要吗?You wanna do it again?-不现在不要了 -好吧-No, not right now. -Okay.我只想稍微沉浸在里面一会儿I just wanna marinate in this for a while.你知道这只是个意外对吧You do know this is just casual, right?是的当然Yeah, of course.很好Okay. Good.因为我不想你爱上我'Cause I don't want you freaking out on me, 对我有感觉catching feelings and shit.你知道我不是针对女孩Look, I'm not into girls.我只是喜欢你帮我舔I just like my pussy licked,而你喜欢这么做and you like to lick it.这个就是我们的动机仅此而已That's our dynamic, no more, no less.是的Yeah.我只是你希望你明白我的意思I just want you to get it through your head right now...我明白你的意思No, it's understood.我对你没感觉是的No feelings whatsoever. Okay.不管怎么说我不是拉拉Anyway, I'm not...I'm not gay either.你知道的我们You know, this is...在一起开心而已It's fun.是的不管怎样Okay, whatever.你没必要隐瞒你是拉拉You don't have to hide the fact that you're gay.我不在意我不是I don't care. I'm not.你可以做任何你想做的事情Look, you can do whatever you want.只是你不要爱上我明白?I just don't want you falling in love with me, that's all.我可没耐心跟你玩那玩意I don't have patience for that type of of bullshit,男人女人man or woman.好的Okay.尼基你认为我是拉拉吗?Nikki, you think I'm gay?难道你不是?Aren't you?我也不知道I mean, I don't know.任何一个喜欢给女人口&hearts;交&hearts;的女人都是拉拉Well, anyone that likes pussy as much as you do has got to be gay. 我也喜欢男孩的All right! I like guys, too, okay?真的你最后一次交往是什么时候?Really? When was the last time you were with a guy?呃高中Uh, high school.恩你觉得开心吗?Okay. Did you like it?那就是了That's what I thought.谁在乎呢Look, who cares, okay?你喜欢鲍鱼我喜欢大鸡鸡You like pussy, I like dicks.-我俩没戏 -哇唔哇唔-No big deal. -Whoa, whoa.没必要说的那么粗鲁吧Do you have to be so crude about it?那是什么意思What's that mean?我喜欢我不知道I mean, like...I don't know.你有时候有时候You can be...You can be...真的很讨厌你知道吗?really abrasive sometimes, you know, that's all.噢那就是我说话的方式No, that's the way I talk.如果你不喜欢那太糟了If you don't like it, too fucking bad, okay?我很直接有话直说I'm blunt; I call it as I see it.-真的吗? -是的-Really? -Yeah.你是拉拉You're an aspiring rug muncher对我而言who makes me come.而我就是一个喜欢大鸡鸡的脾气暴躁的婊&hearts;子&hearts; Well, I'm a raging bitch who loves the cock.这就是现在的情况That's the reality of the situation.你知道唯一让你爱上我的原因Look, the only reason I let you go down on me是我对周围的男人已经没什么兴趣了is because it's been a little slow around the dorms lately.坦白讲我为选那些合适的男人And well, frankly, I'm a little bored有点厌烦了with the selection of available fuck sticks在学校around here, okay?天哪凯特求你了不要对我动感情好吗?Oh, Jesus, Kat, please, please do not get emotional on me, okay? -我没有 -是的你有-I'm not emotional! -Yes, you are!我是一个荡&hearts;妇&hearts; 你该知道I'm a cunt, and you should know that, okay?真不知道怎么会和你住一起You're my fucking roommate, for Christ's sake!你看我对别人那么好过吗?Have you ever seen me be nice to anyone?不我想是没有No, no, I guess not.是的确实是你想的那样Okay, exactly.只是It's just that...你很特别与众不同你知道吗?you're so different when we're fooling around, you know?是的因为你主观上那么认为Well, yeah! That's 'cause you're getting me off.天哪就像Oh, my God! Like...可能这是我唯一的机会Well, maybe it's the only time我可以摆脱以前的那些坏习惯I'm able to suppress my fucking bitchiness long enough变成一个正常人to appear like a decent human being.可能我没有跟你说清楚Just in case I haven't made it clear to you,凯特我不是拉拉Kat, I'm not.-好吧 -恩。

中国人最常挂在嘴边的Chinglish 你中了几枪？1. 我非常喜欢它✘中国式：I very like it.✔美国式：I like it very much.这个错误基本上是每个人都会出错的，原因非常简单，就是因为在使用中文思维，然后翻译成简单的英语(课程)表达，这是非常危险的一个习惯。

2. 我没有男朋友✘中国式：I have no boyfriend。

✔美国式：I don’t have a boyfriend。

3. 他的身体很健康✘中国式：His body is healthy。

✔美国式：He is in good health.You can also say: He’s healthy。

4. 这个价格对我挺合适的✘中国式：The price is very suitable for me.✔美国式：The price is right.suitable(合适的、相配的)最常见的用法是以否定的形式出现在告示或通知上，如：下列节目儿童不宜。

The followingprogramme is not suitable for children.在这组句子中用后面的说法会更合适。

5. 你是做什么工作的呢？✘中国式：What’s your job?✔美国式：What’s your occupation?what’s your job?这种说法难道也有毛病吗？是的。

因为如果您的谈话对象刚刚失业，如此直接的问法会让对方有失面子，所以您要问：目前您是在上班吗？Are you working at the moment?6. 我没有经验✘中国式：I have no experience。

✔美国式：I don’t know much about that。

I have no experience这句话听起来古里古怪，因为您只需要说：那方面我懂得不多，或者这方面我不在行，就行了。

I am not really an expert in this area。