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恭喜哈德森高中2004届毕业生们Congratulations,Hudson High Class of 2004.她在那菲奥纳There she is. Fiona!再见Bye.- 嗨 - 嗨- Hey. - Hey!你好Hey, you.- 恭喜你毕业生 - 多谢宝贝- Congratulations, graduate. - Thanks, baby.也恭喜你库珀And congratulations to you, Cooper.噢谢谢宝贝Aww. Thanks, baby!- 又想吃我豆腐 - 好吧- Nice try. - All right.- 今晚在韦德家聚会上见? - 好的- See you at Wade's party tonight? - See you then.如此说来我们可以享受一个暑假的二人世界啦?So, it's just you and me for the entire summer.明年你毕业的时候我们大学再见咱们计划得多好啊Next year you graduate, join me at college. Just like we planned. - 斯科特我们得谈谈 - 嗯? 谈什么?- Scott, we need to talk. - Yeah? About what?谈我准备甩你About me dumping you.什么?Huh?他在那There he is!毕业生和他的漂亮女友The graduate and his beautiful girlfriend. OK?说茄子小俩口Smile, you two!- 照了 - 老爸老妈奶奶- Action! - Dad, Mom, Grandma...莫克叔叔呃Uncle Moke... uh...稍等片刻好吗?I'm gonna need a minute here, OK?你刚才说什么来着? 你要甩我?What do you mean, you're dumping me?我不能再信那些鬼话不要再相互欺骗了I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore. 你说什么东东呀? 宝贝我从没骗过你呀What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you.我明白所以向你摊牌才这么不容易I know. That's what makes this so hard.多亲热啊你们真是一对璧人You're looking good, you guys.斯科特不是你骗我是我玩了你Scotty, it's not you. It's me.我要走了你只是太There I go, lying again. No, it was you.你只是太You're just so...- 循规蹈矩 - 笑一个-...predictable. -Smile!嗯这张照得不错So, that's it.把你的毕业礼服拿回去吧Here's your letter jacket back.再见Goodbye.这不是我的This isn't mine.她是保管礼服的? 噢噢She's a keeper, huh? Oh, wow.噢老天Oh, my God.菲奥纳Fiona!倒带再看一次Let's see that again.菲奥纳Fiona!太惨了This is just so brutal.我看得都目不转睛了伯特再放一遍快嘛And yet I can't look away. Bert, play it again. Come on.- 菲奥纳 - 伯特你丫快消失- Fiona! - Bert, get out of here.好吧再见OK. See you.再见不要四处去广播你这大喇叭All right. Stay black, Bert.菲奥纳Fiona!他妈的有电邮Mail, motherfucker!嗨又收到了米卡一封信Hey, I got one from Mieke.Happy Herzlichen (德语:真高兴)Happy Herzlichen.还在给那个德国佬写信?Still writing that guy?我还以为你是为了把德语课学得更好?I thought that was for German class.一开始是但现在我们快成哥们了Yeah at first, but we're actually becoming good friends.他是个不赖的家伙He's a really cool guy.亲爱的米卡你的美国笔友向你致意Dear Mieke, greetings from your American pen pal.斯科特娘娘腔才会有什么笔友Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.好好听着Listen to yourself, all right?在网上碰到一个不赖的家伙? 听起来像个超级变♥态♥喔You met a cool guy on the internet. This is how these sexual predators work. 下面他要搞的就是咱们不如见见吧Next thing you know,he'll want to arrange a meeting见面先把你药倒再把你塞到车后厢where he will gas you,stuff you in the back of his van,然后拿你小♥弟♥弟♥做风铃and make a wind chime out of your genitals.算了咱们去韦德家吧Come on, let's go to Wade's.好吧时间不早了咱们赶紧All right. Screw it. Let's go.我可不想让菲奥纳搞得毕业晚会不爽I'm not gonna let Fiona ruin my graduation night.Auf wiedersehen Mieke (德语:再见米卡)Auf wiedersehen Mieke.- 搞什么啊衰人? - 没搞啥啊詹妮- What's up, losers? - What's up, Jenny?你呢花花肠子?What's up, dude?菲奥纳那个臭婊♥子♥太没劲了Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.你真好好人喔多谢了That's very sweet of you. Thanks.不要再提菲奥纳了四下瞅瞅去吧这里到处都是醉妞Enough Fiona talk. Look around. There's gotta be 100 drunk girls. 不干遍这些妞太可惜了We should try to have sex with every one of 'em.- 喂? 你俩有没有搞错? - 怎么?-Hello? Mixed company? -What?- 我也是个妞啊 - 不你不能算- I'm a girl! - No, you're not.你是个披着长发的男人婆You're just a cool guy with long hair.你那个鬼孪生哥哥去哪了?- So, where's your evil twin brother?詹妮Jenny!他在那There he is.嗨杰米看起来气色不错啊Hey, Jamie. In fine form, I see.你为什么给我金汤力?Why'd you get me gin and tonic?- 我讨厌金酒 - 是吗?- I hate gin. - You do?你们真是空前绝后衰的孪生兄妹喔You guys are the worst twins ever!- 你俩什么时候走? - 明早- When are you guys taking off? - Tomorrow morning.嗨韦德真棒的派对哥们Hey, Wade! Great party, buddy.老兄我真很兴奋耶Man, I am so excited!一整个夏天将在欧洲背包旅行A whole summer,backpacking around Europe.斯科特你真该和我们一道去别老跟你医生老爸打下手You should've come with us instead of working for Dr. Dad, Scotty! 一定是棒极了It's gonna be so awesome!不错我把每个旅行细节都计划好了这次一定爽毙了Yeah. I planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun!你还把旅游指南带到派对上了?You brought a guidebook to a party?- 想看看我的路线图吗? - 还不如看我的睾丸呢- Do you wanna see my itinerary? - Do you wanna see my balls?你们第一站是哪?You guys decide where you're gonna go first?巴黎我都等不及了Paris! I can't wait.两年前妮基嘉葛的姐姐德碧碰到了一个法国富豪Two years ago Nicky Jager's sister,Debbie, met a wealthy French guy, 两人乘着他的游艇上在地中海上潇洒了一个月and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht.比韩剧还浪漫吧?Isn't that the most romantic thing you've ever heard?在船上和一个古怪的法国佬呆了一个月Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy?听起来有点同志倾向喔That sounds a little gay.咋会是同志倾向咧我可是女生啊It's not gay. I'm a girl.- 有些同志倾向 - 一点同志倾向- Kinda gay. - A little gay.喝得我都要像孕妇一样嘘嘘了I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.嗨大伙静一静Hey, listen up, everybody.今晚我将有个特殊的节目Gotta a little special thing I'd like to do tonight.表演给大家这是一首短歌♥Going to play a little song for you献给我最劲最辣最让我喷鼻血的小甜甜about the nastiest, freakiest little sex puppet I know...菲奥纳这首歌♥纪念我们相识一周年周年快乐This one's for you, baby. Happy anniversary.斯科特蒙在鼓里菲奥纳和我有一腿Scotty doesn't know That Fiona and me每礼拜天我们在车厢里干炮Do it in my van every Sunday她骗他礼拜天她去做礼拜但她哪也没去She tells him she's in church But she doesn't go她跪着让我♥干♥ 但斯科特蒙在鼓里Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know噢斯科特蒙在鼓里Oh, Scotty doesn't know噢不要告诉斯科特斯科特蒙在鼓里So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know斯科特蒙在鼓里Scotty doesn't know我想进大学以后咱们还会像现在这样被男生追吧I hope we're just as popular in college as we were in high school. - 大概会吧 - 就是- We will be. - I know.还有要白葡萄酒的吗?Who needs more Chablis?- 小乖和我们一起去? - 算了我在这再呆会- Candy, wanna come with? - No, I'll stay here.我来了小乖Hello Candy.好家伙Holy cow!喔原来我没把车停在这里Oh, this isn't where I parked my car!搞不懂他咋这么好骗I can't believe He's so trusting我正和你唱后♥庭♥花While I'm right behind you thrusting斯科特还蒙在鼓里斯科特还蒙在鼓里Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know库珀哈里斯你这猪头Cooper Harris, you're a pig!啊小乖你走之前要把那抹掉喔Uh... Candy, before you go you might wanna clean that off .Clean what off?你身上沾了点东东这样揉It's like dirt, or something go like this好象在下面No,it's a kind of under...边上点再下面To the side and under...还有吗?Is it off?我想你把罩罩摘下来或许能弄掉No,I think your two bra's getting in the way 真的?Really?相信我Trust me.好多了That's better.用手擦不要停Um, keep rubbing it.在他生日那天我♥干♥了她I did it with her on his birthday斯科特蒙在鼓里斯科特蒙在鼓里Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know 斯科特蒙在鼓里斯科特蒙在鼓里Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know 斯科特蒙在鼓里斯科特蒙在鼓里Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know 还在上头呢No, it's just not coming off.到底是啥啊?What is it?过来我帮你Fine I'll do it come here.哦老天小乖Come here.Oh, my God! Candy!库珀Cooper!原来我的车没停在这里This isn't where I parked my car.斯科特蒙在鼓里Scotty doesn't know斯科特蒙在鼓里斯科特蒙在鼓里Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!这个乐队真带劲耶This band rocks!爽Yeah!他妈的有电邮Mail, motherfucker!嗨米卡Hey, Mieke.斯科特君Dear Scott,惊悉恶妇弃君如敝屣然则古人云:l was very sad to hear about your lady woman Fiona dumping you. 丈夫何患无妻不日将西渡花旗Since you no longer have a girlfriend,maybe I could come to America 定当and we could get to know each other better. Perhaps we could... zussamenzussamen这是什么番话?What the fuck is zussamen?zussamen(德语):与君相会Arrange a meeting.不不不糟了库珀说得没错No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was right.这个玻璃要拿我小♥弟♥弟♥做风铃This guy wants to have sex with me.米卡听好了Listen, Mieke...我才不想狗屁的什么‘与君相会’l don't want to arrange any meetings with you,你这变♥态♥ 德国玻璃you sick, German freak.不要碰我小♥弟♥弟♥So please keep your hands off my genitals不要再写信骚扰不要来美国and never write to me again, and don't come to America.再见Goodbye.再不能喝醉了不过舒服多了I'm never drinking again. Oh, that's nice.伯特你在搞什么飞机?Bert, what are you doing?在看你的电邮Reading your email.靠别看Don't do that.你穿我浴袍干嘛?Why are you wearing my bathrobe?哦不好意思Oh, I'm sorry...但是昨天某人在我浴袍上小便but somebody pissed all over mine last night.简直不敢相信这个德国小妞要来这儿泡你Wow. I can't believe this German chick wants to come here and hook up with you. 小妞? 米卡是个老玻璃I don't think so, buddy.Mieke's a guy.不这里写着 trauriges madchen(德语:伤心女孩)No, it says right here,trauriges madchen.君之被弃妾不胜戚戚l was a sad girl to hear about Fiona.靠斯科特Fuckin' A, Scott.我在上德语入门这意思连我也看明白了I'm taking lntro to German,and even I know that.过来白♥痴♥Come here.他寄给我一张照片He sent me a picture, retardo.明白吗? 这是麦克这是他漂漂的表妹简(Jan)See? That's a picture of Mieke and his cute cousin, Jan.错了弱智No, retardo.这是简(Jan)在德文中是男子名米卡(Mieke)不念麦克(Mike)That's Jan, a man's name,and that's not Mike,这是米卡很常见的德国妞的名字it's Mieke, a common German girl's name,类似于我们这里的女子名米切尔(Michelle)similar to our Michelle.我建议你给她回信让她来看你吧I hope you wrote her back and told her to come visit.你难道没有?You didn't?你觉得她是个男的You thought she was a guy!我要把这录下来哈I'm getting the video camera! Ha!太搞了What an asshole!不不No.No!!真搞不懂你斯科特托马斯你不理我我也懒得理你地址被封? 邮件未送达Address blocked? Email not delivered.不拜托No... come on!嗨老妈做了蛋奶饼Hey, Mom made waffles.- 出什么事了? - 我爱上了笔友- What's going on? - I'm in love with my penpal.我爱上了米卡I'm in love with Mieke.好的好的OK... OK.你明白吗? 我早知道你有这么一天You know what? I was actually expecting this.老实说你把这事首先向我坦白我还蛮得意呢Frankly, I'm flattered you picked me to come out to first.不要为怎么告诉你朋友着急因为And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause...- 我想他们早已知道了 - 不是这样子的她是女生- I think they already know. - No, you idiot. Mike is a girl.是啊是啊我懂呵呵No, no, I get it. Yeah.他是女生你也是女生有时候你俩都是女生He's the girl, and you're the girl,and sometimes you're both the girl. 不是吗?Right?不是吗? 这真带劲Right? That's hot.但是不管怎样这事我不置可否But whatever works for you.I'm not gonna judge it.你丫闭嘴过来看看瞧这张照片Will you stop? Look, come here. Look at this picture.嗷这个热辣的小妞是谁?Wow. Who's the hot chick?这就是是麦克我指的是米卡That's Mike. I mean, Mieke.这就是和你一直通信的那位?That's who you've been writing to all this time?因为你这狗头军师我们昨晚玩完了Until last night,when I took your advice我告诉她不要碰我小♥弟♥弟♥and told her to keep her hands off my genitals.目前来看似乎你现在所想与昨晚恰好相反Given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want. 真是人间悲剧啊This is a total disaster.振作点似乎没那么糟糕Oh, come on. It's not that bad.她真火♥辣♥哦Though she is really hot.你没在听我说什么我根本不在乎她长什么样You're not listening.I don't even care what she looks like.冥冥之中我们似乎心有灵犀Mieke and I had this incredible bond.有些事情我只对她倾诉甚至都没对你讲I told her things I couldn't even tell you.例如?Like what?- 没有只是打个比方 - 一定有老实讲什么事?- Nothing. It's a figure of speech. - No, seriously. What?- 没有重点是 - 不会重色轻友吧?- Nothing. The point... - You like me better, right?这个女孩聪敏风趣而且相貌出众This girl is not only smart and funny, and stunningly beautiful,她提出要径自来美国和我相聚but until I screwed up, she wanted to come all the way to America,结果被我搞砸了just to be with me.- 那么亡羊补牢嘛 - 怎么补?- So do something about it. - What can I do?她封了邮箱电♥话♥号♥码我也不知道She blocked her email account, her phone number's not listed. 我只知道她家在柏林The only thing I know is she lives in Berlin.那么就去柏林嘛So go to Berlin.我不能就这么地去柏林库珀I can't just go to Berlin, Coop.- 为什么不? - 因为- Why not? - Because...就是不能今年暑假我要给老爸打下手I just can't, OK? I'm supposed to work for my dad this summer. 这样我的医学院入学申请会好看些It looks good on my med school application.哦天哪斯科特Oh, Jesus, Scotty!老弟菲奥纳说得没错你太循规蹈矩了Man, Fiona was right.You're so predictable.- 我要去德国 - 不- I'm going to Germany. - No...是我们去德国we're going to Germany.我们怎么去德国?How are we going to get to Germany?别担心我已经搞定了Don't worry. I've got it covered.- 我们要当快递? - 这是搞到便宜机票的最好方法- We're going to be couriers? - Best way to get a cheap flight. 我们只需要带着他们的包裹We just have to carry their packages,到了以后把包裹扔下就行了then drop them off when we get there.- 我表兄就是用这一招到的印度 - 是嘛?- My cousin did it going to lndia. - Yeah?当然不过最后他住在了新德里的一个公共厕所里Of course, he ended up using a public restroom in New Delhi 阿三们不得不锯掉他一条腿你知道and they had to cut off his leg.You know...他没花啥钱就到了那我就是这意思but he got there cheap,is what I'm saying.好吧一周之内没有去德国的包裹OK, I don't have anything to Germany for a week.但今天你们俩花$118就能到伦敦But I can get you both to London today for $118.别的航♥班♥呢?Anything else?欧洲就跟赛特购物中心那么大我们可以从那走到柏林Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall.We can walk to Berlin from there. - 库珀英格兰是岛国 - 游吧管他呢- Cooper, England's an island. - OK, swim. Whatever.我们就坐这班We'll take it.多谢了和我一起来Hey. Thanks for coming with me.我知道今年暑假你要在律师行实习I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.唔不管律师行了Well, forget about the law firm.还有别谢我本应我谢你And don't thank me.I should be thanking you.这次旅行是千载难逢的机会This trip is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity可以拓宽我的性视野for me to broaden my sexual horizons.你在说啥呢?What are you talking about?我在说欧洲狂性之旅啊I'm talking about crazy European sex.这样哦Ah.你知道建立美国的都是些道学家You know America was founded by prudes.这些清教♥徒♥之所以离开欧洲是由于他们不喜欢Prudes who left Europe,because they hated那些怪诞露骨的欧式性风俗all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on.那么现在我库珀哈里斯And now l, Cooper Harris,将回到我那些淫♥荡♥的先辈的土地will return to the land of my perverted forefathers来伸张我与生俱来的性权利这将由一连串and claim my birthright,which is a series胡天胡地的性冒险组成of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.这一切你都早有预谋啊?You've really thought a lot about this, haven't you?我早就欲♥火♥难忍♥了It's my passion.快点快点Come on, come on!- 冒险开始了 - 欢迎来到古老的英格兰- The adventure begins. - Welcome to jolly old England. 是啊呼吸一下这甜蜜的淫♥荡♥的欧洲空气Yeah, breathe that sweet, sexy, European air.- 哦 - 那是什么?- Oh. - What is that?这是律师行的人给我的手♥机♥It's the phone they gave me at the law firm.嗯信♥号♥♥还不错哈?Yeah, it's pretty neat, huh?- 到哪都能响 - 是吗?- Works anywhere. - Yeah?不好意思Excuse me.我是库珀Cooper here.哈罗沃尔特先生Hello, Mr. Walters.是的先生我在档案库里呢Yes, sir, I'm down in file storage.嗯稍等一会Um, hang on one second.没有先生我到处都找不到戈塔曼案的档案No, sir, I can't find the Gutterman file anywhere.是先生我会继续找Yes, sir, I'll keep looking.找不到我就不睡觉I don't rest until I find it.你没告诉老板你要出国吗?Didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?那样的话我就拿不到薪水我这还不是轻松搞定嘛They would've stopped paying me. It seemed easier.- 那么现在去哪? - 不知道- So, where to? - I don't know.去柏林的第一班车明早才出发你现在想干啥?First bus to Berlin doesn't leave till tomorrow. What do you wanna do? 咱们先去伦敦塔白金汉宫在那Got the Tower of London... there's Buckingham Palace.- 呃 - 这里饮酒没有年龄限制喝一杯吧- Uh... - There's no drinking age.- 走吧 - 快点- There you go! - Come on.嗨暴羊酒吧Hey! The Fiesty Goat.嘿All right!你们想干嘛?What do you wanna...足球流氓Soccer hooligans.我的车停错了地方Hey, this isn't where I parked my car!你们他妈是谁?Who the bloody hell are you?这是专用的会员酒吧只开放给支持者This is a private members bar,exclusively for the supporters世界上最伟大球队的支持者of the greatest football team in the world...曼联Manchester United.现在请教一下两位Now please, enlighten me.你们他妈到底是谁?Who the fuck are you?!问得好嗯斯科特?That is a good question,and... Scotty?我们是曼联球迷会的We're the Manchester United fan club...来自俄亥俄州from Ohio.如果你是曼联球迷If you're Manchester United supporters...唱首曼联歌♥曲sing the Manchester United song.不好意思我五音不全Excuse me, I'm sorry.I'm not much of a singer...- 唱 - 我的宝贝乘坐- Sing!! - My baby takes早班火车The morning train他朝九晚五地忙活He works from 9 to 5 and then他换乘别的火车回家He takes another home again发现我To find me...正在看曼联的球赛watching the Manchester United football team!天下最牛的球队喔呵The best freakin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo! 真不错Pretty good.- 真不错小崽子 - 是哈- Pretty dang good, lads! - Yeah!我的宝贝乘坐早班火车My baby takes the morning train他朝九晚五地忙活He works from 9 to 5 and then他换乘别的火车回家He takes another home again发现我在等他To find me waiting for him他老是在那列早班火车上He's always on that morning train我已经解封了你的邮箱I've unblocked your email address,但这个斯科特一直都没有回信but this Scott is not responding.他是唯一的He was the one.我要向他献身I was going to give myself to him.也许你应该向别的什么人献身Perhaps you should give yourself to someone else...fraulein (德语:小姐)fraulein.我再也不要喝醉I'm never drinking again.库珀醒醒Coop, wake up.噢老弟真是个疯狂的夜晚啊Oh, man, that was a wild night.你这样想?You think?(标语为:不支持曼联你就只能打手♥枪♥) 斯科特我们这是去什么鬼地方?Scotty, where the hell are we going?别担心甭管发生什么倒霉事Don't worry. If anything bad happens,我的老爹老妈都能找到咱们my parents will find us.亲爱的斯科特在哪?Honey, where's Scotty?- 库珀说他们去野营了 - 哦不错嘛- Cooper said they were going camping. - Oh, that's nice. 伯特呢?And where's Bert?我他妈怎么知道Fuck if I know.你还好吗烂人How are you, you scalawag!明白吗从地域政♥治♥的角度看Look, given the current geopolitical climate,所有的欧洲国家都应有一席之地all European countries should have a seat at the table. - 对 - 除了那些操蛋的意大利佬- Right. - Except those fucking lties.我讨厌那些意大利杂种I hate them ltalian bastards.- 明白我的意思? - 打搅- You know what I mean? - Excuse me.哈罗小崽Hello, boyo!昨晚发生什么鬼事情?What the hell happened last night?你昨晚喝高了像个呆B一样尿尿You got steamed up, pissed as a fart.很放肆的小子Too much sauce, son.别担心Don't worry.我们来接你你不会错过这趟旅行的We come and got ya,so you wouldn't miss the trip.什么旅行?What trip?- 我们去哪? - 什么意思我们去哪?- Where are we going? - What do you mean, where are we going?我去要去巴黎看红魔队收拾那些法国癞蛤♥蟆♥We're going to see the Mighty Reds do the frogs in Paris.不是吗小子?Aren't we, boys?没错Yeah!为啥冲我嚷嚷?Why are you yelling at me?接下来我告诉那个贱♥货♥ 舔我小弟So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it不然我就把树干捅进她那活儿里before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance让她不得不舔我的蛋蛋and have her lick me yardballs!你们这里说脏话可真有一套Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing over here. 库珀? 库珀我们要去巴黎Coop? Cooper,we're going to Paris.早知道了塞西尔跟我说过I know. Cecil told me.米卡在柏林我们这不是去柏林哦Mieke's in Berlin.We're not going to Berlin.我们要干嘛? 我们得有个计划What are we gonna do? We need a plan.我没说错吧? 循规蹈矩的斯科特又来了See what I'm talking about? This is predictable Scotty talking.别慌嘛巴黎不就是柏林的郊区嘛近得连车都不用坐Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute.所以德法历史上一直都是铁哥们哦That's why France and Germany have always been allies.那对孪生兄妹他们也在巴黎不是吗?The twins. The twins are in Paris, right?我们来CALL他们兴许能帮得上忙把你电♥话♥给我We can call them. They could help. Let me see your phone.好吧不过我只可以用它谈公事Okay, but I'm only supposed to use this for business calls.嘿少来Hey, don't...开错了方向You're on the wrong side of the road,你这傻鸟you snail-eating puffs.妈的B 接着开你这长着蒜头鼻子的醉汉Fuck off! Go on, you Gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers!滚一边去有种冲我来吧你们这些傻鸟骂个吊啊Piss off! Get in here and say that,你们这些蛤♥蟆♥拉的大便you froggy ltie shities!按喇叭Fucking beep!老子要按喇叭你们这些杂碎就冲着你♥他♥妈♥的鼻子按We'll beep, you bastard,all over your fucking nose!让道滚开Get out of the way! Piss off!小的们Hey, lads!那贱♥人♥披着件蛤♥蟆♥球队的球服That wanker's got a frog football shirt on!扁这个太监Let's give this nancy a fucking good kicking!上啊小的们他要溜Come on, lads, he's going off!嗯他们兄妹说就在这和咱们碰头All right. Twins said they'd meet us here.瞧Look at that!他们来啦快点詹妮There they are. Come on. Jenny!- 杰米 - 嗨- Jamie! - Hey!过来Come here!别别别别No, no. No, no, no!- 斯科特 bienvenu a Paris (法语:欢迎来巴黎) - 谢了- Scott, bienvenu a Paris. - Thank you.- 这是那个新相机吗? - 不是一般相机喔- Is that a new camera? - It isn't just a camera,这是莱卡M7this is a Leica M7.高敏感双闪光灯Uber-sensitive exposure settings,经典幕布式快门系统Iegendary cloth shutter system.- 给我瞅瞅 - 不可以喔- Let me see that thing. - No can do.我给曲棍球队员做了四年家教辅♥导♥才买♥♥得起它I spent four years tutoring lacrosse players to pay for it,所以别人不许碰它so nobody touches my camera but me.- 搞得像你那根命根似的 - 不不是- It's like your wiener. - No, it's not...- 詹妮 - 库珀饶了他吧- Jenny... - Cooper, leave him alone.喔想不到你还真为了泡妞跑到欧洲来了Wow, I can't believe you came all the way to Europe for a girl.少来我可不是见谁上谁Wait, not just any girl.给她看下照片斯科特Show her the picture, Scotty.和那个妞比起来我们高中的女生可都是恐龙啊She makes girls in our high school look like walruses.难道我不是你们高中的女生吗?I'm a girl from your high school.呵呵我说的是像女生的女生No, I mean girl girls.老大别在这耽搁了我们在巴黎耶Guys, we're wasting the whole day here. We're in Paris!一起去卢浮宫吧Let's go to the Louvre!去卢浮宫To the Louvre!(指示牌:参观卢浮由此排队)嗯你们是要在这里等呢So, you guys wanna stay here,还是去排埃菲尔铁塔前的那条长队?or should we check out the huge line at the Eiffel Tower?呵呵有趣啊伏尔泰在离这里两个街区的地方感染过梅毒Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted syphilis two blocks from here. - 我们去看看? - 我们能不能离开这?- Should we go? - Can we please get out of here?- 这家伙搞得我毛骨悚然 - 谁那机器人?- This guy's really creeping me out. - Who, robot man?他不过挣点小钱养家糊口He's just trying to feed his robot family.- 我还是看他不爽 - 为啥?- I really don't like him. - Why?因为他搞这个?Because he's doing this?正经点别鬼叫了OK, seriously, don't do that.库珀别管我Cooper.Do not hate me.我舞技超群I am familiar with over 600 dance moves并且被设定成and I am programmed to get...无厘头freaky.你搞什么东东?我是这地盘上唯一的机器人看我受宠你不爽是吗You're just upset because people like me better.没关系的It's okay.那个机器人一点专业精神也没有啊你简直比彩票还假动手动手Fight! Fight!无影腿Break the leg shot!哈哈哈Ha! Ha! Ha!别看他眼睛斯科特Don't look in his eyes, Scotty.- 哦 - 太不道义了- Ohhh! - That was not cool.弟兄们快点撤Guys, let's go. Come on.小♥弟♥弟♥要换零件啦出错了出错了出错了Error! Error! Error!这还不酷啊?How cool is this?可惜我们只能一起呆一天It's a shame we only get to spend one day together.- 为啥不和我们一起去柏林呢? - 算了吧- Why don't you come to Berlin? - Umm, no.杰米去吧不到几个月我们就要去不同的大学了Jamie, come on. In a few months, we go to different colleges.这可能是我们四个最后一次聚在一起啦This could be the last chance the four of us are together like this. 况且我们还是在欧洲不是么?Plus, we're in Europe. Huh?这可是今生难得的旅行啊This should be the trip of a lifetime.可不能各走各的There's no way we should split up.好吧把这个桌子当成欧洲All right, this table is now Europe, OK?不好意思Excuse me.我们正在这巴黎We are right here, in Paris,而我要去找米卡and I have got to get to Mieke,她在那柏林who is over here, in Berlin.如果你和我们一起一定好玩极了If you come with us, I'm sure there's a ton of great stuff路上也不会太闷to see along the way.- 我们可以去丹麦 - 我喜欢丹麦- We can go to Denmark. - I love Denmark.- 我们还要去阿姆斯特丹 - 绝对得去- We gotta hit Amsterdam. - Definitely.还得去 Cameret的大教堂And the cathedral at Cameret!- 嗯 - 可能吧看情况- Yeah... - Maybe. We'll see.- 管他的 - 如果有时间的话- Whatever. - If there's time.来吧真期待见到米卡的时候你们也都在Come on! I really want you to be there when I meet Mieke. 好吧Fine.- 酷毙 - 好- Excellent! - All right!- 干杯 - 干- A toast! - Yes!- 为米卡 - 为欧洲- To Mieke! - To Europe!Merci (法语:谢谢)Merci.- 柏林我们来啦 - 好诶- Berlin, here we come! - All right.最好给我拿着Better let me hold on to those.- 这是什么鸟玩意? - 旅行者放钱的腰带- What the hell is that? - It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer旅游指南说旅行的时候穿上这个东东Frommer's says if you have one of these,就没人抢得走你的东西no one can rob you of anything.除了你的面子Except your dignity.不你只需把它放入No, you just put that in your...嗯刚才你说啥?wait, what?走吧旅行指南开路Come on, guidebook. Let's go.总算看到了Check it out.欧式屁屁。

Man：13 meters. You should see it. 距离13公尺，应该看得见了Okay, take her up and over the bow rail. 越过船头的栏杆(Over Radio): Okay, Mir2, we're going over the bow. 和平二号Stay with us. 我们要到船头了，跟好Okay, quiet. We're rolling. 好了，安静，我们开始录影了Seeing her coming out of the darkness like a ghost ship 看她像鬼船一样地出现still gets me everytime-- 每次都让我胆颤心惊To see the sad ruin of the great ship sitting here 看到这艘巨轮长眠海底where she landed at 2:30 in the morning of April 15, 1912 一九一二年四月十五日凌晨两点半after her long fall from the world above. 她从海面上缓缓堕入海底(Man Snickers) You are so full of shit, boss. 老板，你太夸张了吧- (Giggles) - (Mechanical Whirring)(Sonar Pinging)Man: Dive six-- Here we are again on the deck of Titanic 第六度来到泰坦尼克号甲板21/2 miles down 水深两里半3,821 meters. 就是三千八百二十一公尺The pressure outside is 31/2 tons per square inch. 每方寸水压达到三吨半These windows are nine inches thick and if they go 这窗户九寸厚万一玻璃破裂，我们就瞬间"莎约哪拉"了 ("莎约哪拉"--日文"再见")it's sayonara in two microseconds.All right, enough of that bull shit. 好了，狗屁放够了(Mechanical Whirring)Just put her down on the roof of the officer's quarters like yesterday. 将潜艇降在干部舱的顶上- Man: Sure. - Man (Over Radio): Okay, Mir 2. 和平二号We have landed right on the grand staircase. You guys set to launch? 我们要降在大梯上方了你们准备好了没？Yeah, Brock-- Launching Dunkin now. Go, Charlie. 好，机器人出动好，查理- All right, tether out. - Man: Tether out. 放出缆绳放出缆绳Man (Over Radio): Okay, Brock, we're dropping down along thehull. 布洛克，沿船舱往下放Roger that. Okay, drop down and go into the first-class gangway door. 知道了沿着一等舱登船口下去I wantyou guys working the D deck reception area and the dining saloon. 看看D层、接待大厅和餐厅Man (Over Radio): Copythat. 知道了- Tether out. - Man: Tether out. 放出缆绳，往左边…- Now left, left. - I'm coming left.Brock: Snoop Dog is on the move. 小侦探出动We're headed down the stair well. 沿着楼梯往下Okay, Lewis, drop down to B deck. A deck. 下到B层，路易斯Lewis: Give me some rope, Captain. A层缆绳放长一点B deck-- get in there, get in there. B层，到里头去Brock: Watch the door frame. Watch the door frame. 小心门框- I see it. I got it. - (Bang) 小心我看见了(Mechanical Whirring)- (Cracking) - We're good.Just chill, boss. 没事啦，放轻松点，老板Brock: Make your turn. Come around. 好，转弯- Lewis: Cable out, Captain. - Make your turn. Watch the wall. 转弯，小心墙Yeah, Brock, we're at the piano, you copy? 布洛克，我们看到钢琴了知道了Brock: Okay, copythat. 听到没？Brock: Okay, right there. Right there. That's it! 就在那里，就在那里- That's the bedroom door. - I see it. I see it. 就是那道房门！看见了We're in! We're in, baby. We're there! 到了到了，找到了Brock: That's Hockley's bed. That's where the son of a bitch slept. 这张床就是姓贺克利的那个王八蛋睡的Lewis: Oops, somebody left the water running. 有人忘了关水龙头Hey, hold it just a second. Go back to the right. 等一下，回到右边That wardrobe door-- get closer. 衣柜的门，靠近点- You smelling something, boss? - I want to see what's under it. 有什么发现吗，老板？我想看看底下- Give me my hands, man. - (Mechanical Whirring) 让我操作手臂All right. 好极了- Take it easy, it might come apart. - Okay. 轻点，不然可能会散掉Go, go, go, go. Flip it over. Flip it over. Go. 好，掀开Keep going, go, go, go. Okay, drop it. 继续，继续好，放下Oh, baby, baby, are you seeing this, boss? 宝贝！你看到没有，老板？It's payday, boys. 兄弟们，今天发达啰！(Man Speaking Over Loudspeaker)(Cheering)(lmitates Cash Register): Ka-ching!- We did it, Bobby. - Lewis: Oh, yeah. Who's the man? 鲍比，我们找到了Who's the best, baby? Say it. Say it. 谁最行啊？说啊！说啊！You are, Lewis. 是你，路易斯(Saw Buzzing Loudly)- Bobby, my cigar. - Bobby: Right here. 鲍比，雪茄拿来(Cheering)Brock: Okay, crack her open. 把它敲开(Man Speaking Over Loudspeaker)Shit. 妈的！No diamond. 没有钻石？You know, boss, this same thing happened to Geraldo 以前也有这种鸟事发生过and his career never recovered. 当事人一蹶不振Turn the camera off. 把摄影机关掉Bobby: Brock, the partners would like to know how it's going. 合伙人想知道现在的情况Hey, Dave, Barry, hi. Look, it wasn't in the safe 戴夫，巴瑞but hey, hey, don't worry about it. 不在保险箱里，但别担心There's still plenty of places it could be. 可能在其他地方Hell yes! Floor debris in the suite, the mother's room, purser's safe on C deck. 地板上、他母亲的房间里船上的保险柜里- Jimmy Hoffa's briefcase. - Brock: A dozen other places. 或是在百慕达三角…还有很多地方要找Guys, look, you've just got to trust my instincts. I know we're close. 要一个一个排除我相信快找到了We just got to go through a little process of elimination. Hang on a second. 等一下- Let me see that. - We might have something here, guys. 让我看看可能有发现了Where's the photograph of the necklace? 项链的照片呢？We'll call you right back. 等会儿再通话“一九一二年四月十四日”I'll be goddamned. 有这种事！“JD”Reporter: Treasure hunter Brock Lovett is best known for finding Spanish gold. 布洛克·罗威特，以从事海地寻宝闻名It's okay. I'll feed you in a minute.Now he has chartered Russian subs to reach 他利用俄国潜艇…the most famous ship wreck of all: the Titanic. 探索最有名的沉船泰坦尼克号He is with us live via satellite 他在北大西洋的船上与我们卫星连线from the research ship Keldysh in the North Atlantic.- Hello, Brock. - Brock: Hello, Tracy. 哈啰，布洛克哈啰，崔西Everyone knows the familiar stories of Titanic-- 泰坦尼克号的事是家喻户晓的the nobility, the band playing till the very end and all that. 船上的贵族、尽责的乐队等等But what I'm interested in are the untold stories 我想发掘的是那些不为人知的故事the secrets locked deep inside the hull of Titanic. 深锁在残骸中的秘密We're out here using robot technology 没人像我们如此深入探测to go further into the wreck than anybody's ever done before. 此事引起许多争议Your expedition is at the center of a storm of controversy 像打捞权和道德问题over salvage rights and even ethics. 很多人批评你是在发死人财Many are calling you a grave robber.Nobody called the recovery of artifacts of King Tut's tomb "grave robbing." 这是见仁见智的…把电视转大声点大声点- Woman: What is it? - Turn that up, dear. 什么事？I have museum-trained experts out here making sure 我们请了很多专家that these relics are preserved and catalogued properly. 所有发现的物品都会被妥善保存Take a look at this drawing that we found just today: 看我们今天发现的这幅画A piece of paper that's been underwater for 84 years 它在海底已经八十四年了and my team were able to preserve it intact. 我们却能加以保存Should this have remained unseen at the bottom ofthe ocean for eternity? 难道这应该永远留在海底？I'll be goddamned. 有这种事？Man (Over Loudspeaker): Vnimanye, vnimanye...Bobby: Brock! There's a satellite call for you. 布洛克！有找你的卫星电话Bobby, we're launching. You see these submersibles going in the water? 鲍比，我们要下海了看到潜艇没有？Trust me, buddy. You want to take this call. 相信我，不接你会后悔This better be good. 最好别骗我You got to speak up. She's kind of old. 你得大声点，她年纪很大了Great. This Brock Lovett. 好极了这是罗威特，请问题有何指教？- How can I help you, Mrs.-- - Calvert. Rose Calvert. 是卡维特太太萝丝·卡维特Mrs. Calvert? 卡维特太太I was just wondering if you had found the Heart of the Ocean yet, Mr. Lovett. 我想知道…“海洋之心”你们找到没有？Told you you wanted to take the call. 我说吧！All right, you have my attention, Rose. 好的萝丝，我洗耳恭听Can you tell us who the woman in the picture is? 你能告诉我们，画中那女人是谁吗？Oh, yes. The woman in the picture is me. 当然，那画中的女人就是我(Yelling Over Engine Noise): She's a goddamned liar-- 她是个骗子Some nut case seeking money or publicity. 不是想捞钱就是想出名God only knows why, like that Russian babe, Anesthesia. 就像“真假公主”的故事一样They're inbound! 他们找到了Rose Dewitt Bukater died on the Titanic when she was 17, right? 萝丝十七岁就沉船死了- That's right. - If she had lived, she'd be over 100. 对，否则要一百多岁了101 next month. 下个月满一百零一岁Okay, so she's a very old goddamned liar. 好的，她是个老“骗子”Look, I've already done the background on this woman 我查过她的底细all the way back to the '20s when she was working as an actress. 她在20年代是个演员An actress! There's your first clue, Sherlock. 演员，你看吧Her name was Rose Dawson backthen. Then she marries this guy named Calvert. 她当时叫萝丝·道森后来她嫁给卡维特先生They move to Cedar Rapids and she punches out a couple of kids. 搬到柏湍镇，生了两个小孩Now, Calvert's dead, and from what I hear, Cedar Rapids is dead. 她老公死了柏湍镇也没落了And everybody who knows about the diamond 知道钻石的人全都死光了is supposed to be dead or on this boat, but she knows. 但她却知道Doesn't exactly travel light, does she? 她的行李可真不少Mrs. Calvert, I'm Brock Lovett. Welcome to the Keldysh. 卡维特太太，我是罗威特欢迎登上凯尔迪希号Okay, let's get her inside there. 送她进去- Hi, Ms. Calvert. - Hi. 卡维特小姐，您好Welcome to the Keldysh. 欢迎登船谢谢Man: Hey. Hey!- (Knocking) - Rose: Yes?- Are your staterooms all right? - Rose: Oh,yes, very nice. 房间还舒适吗？很舒适Have you met my granddaughter Lizzie? 见过我孙女莉西没有？She takes care of me. 都是她在照顾我We met just a few minutes ago. 我们刚才见过了Remember, Nana, up on deck? 在甲板上，记得吗？There, that's nice. 哦，对了这样就对了Have to have my pictures when I travel. 我出门都一定带着照片Can I get you anything? ls there anythingyou'd like? 需不需要什么？Yes. 有I would like to see my drawing. 我想看看我的画像Brock: Louis XVI wore a fabulous stone 路易十六世有颗“王冠碧钻”that was called the Blue Diamond ofthe Crownwhich disappeared in 1792 在一七九二年时不见了about the same time old Louis lost everything from the neck up. 差不多就是在他上断头台那年The theory goes that the crown diamond was chopped, too 有人说，钻石被分割了recut into a heart-like shape that became known as "Heart of the Ocean." 重新切割成心形叫“海洋之心”Today it would be worth more than the Hope Diamond. 如今它的价值，可远超过“希望之钻”It was a dreadful, heavything. I only wore it this once. 那东西重得不得了我只戴过一次Lizzie: You actually think this is you, Nana? 奶奶，你真的认为这是你吗？It is me, dear. Wasn't I a dish? 这当然是我，亲爱的！我那时很美吧？I tracked it down through insurance records-- 我翻遍保险资料An old claim that was settled underterms of absolute secrecy. 理赔条件是要绝对保密Can you tell me who the claimant was, Rose? 获理赔的人是谁？I should imagine someone named Hockley. 我想应该是个姓贺克利的人Brock: Nathan Hockley, that's right. Pittsburgh steel tycoon. 对，奈森·贺克利匹兹堡钢铁大亨Claim was for a diamond necklace 他掉了一条钻石项链his son Caledon bought his fiancee--you 是他儿子买给未婚妻..你的a week before he sailed on Titanic. 那是上船之前一星期时买的It was filed right after the sinking 沉船后就马上办理赔了so the diamond had to have gone down with the ship. 因此项链一定跟着船沉入海底了You see the date? 看到日期没有？"April 14, 1912." 一九一二年四月十四日Which means if your grandmother is who she says she is 如果你祖母就是那女的she was wearing the diamond the daythe Titanic sank. 泰坦尼克沉没时…这也就使你成为我的新好友And that makes you my new best friend. 她就戴着那条项链These are some of the things we recovered from your stateroom. 这是从船上找到的This was mine. 这是我的How extra ordinary! 真不可思议！And it looks the same as it did the last time I saw it. 跟我最后一次看到它时一模一样The reflection has changed a bit. 我倒是变了一点(Gasps Quietly)Areyou readyto go back to Titanic? 准备好重返泰坦尼克号了吗？Lewis: Okay, here we go. She hits the berg on the starboard side, right? 好，是这样的船的右舷撞到冰山She kind of bumps along punching holes like Morse code-- dit-dit-dit-- 船身在水线以下破了一排的洞along the side, below the waterline. 前舱便开始进水Then the forward compartments start to flood. 水位上升，越过防水隔板Now as the water level rises, it spills over the water tightbulkheadswhich unfortunately don't go any higher than E deck. 因为隔板最高只到E层So now as the bow goes down, the stern rises up 船首下沉，船尾就翅起slow at first, then faster and faster until finally 速度由慢变快she's got herwhole ass is sticking up in the air and that's a big ass. 到整个船尾朝着天空We're talking 20,000, 30,000 tons, okay? 船尾重达二、三十万吨And the hull's not designed to deal with that pressure, so what happens? 船身承受不了结果船身从中间裂开She splits, right down to the keel 船尾掉回海面and the stern falls back level.Then as the bow sinks, it pulls the stern vertical and finally detaches. 船首下沉时，就把船尾拉直了两截终于脱离Now, the stern section just kind of bobs there like a cork 船尾浮了几分钟后for a couple of minutes, floods and finally goes under about2:20 a.m. 在凌晨两点二十分沉没two hours and 40 minutes after the collision. 离出事两小时四十分钟后The bow section planes away landing about a half a mile away 船的前半部往前滑在半里之外going 20, 30 knots when it hits the ocean floor. 以二、三十里时速着地(lmitates Crashing)Pretty cool, huh? 很酷吧？Thank you for that fine forensic analysis, Mr. Bodine. 谢谢你这番精致的分析Of course, the experience of it was 当然，亲身体验是有些不同的some what different.Will you share it with us? 说来听听，好吗？(Music Playing)(Crying)- I'm taking her to rest. - No. 我带你去休息走吧- Come on, Nana. - No! 不要不要！Tape recorder.Tell us, Rose. 告诉我们，萝丝It's been 84 years. 已经八十四年了It's okay. Just try to remember anything-- anything at all. 没关系，记得的就说什么都可以Do you want to hearth is or not, Mr. Lovett? 你到底要不要听，罗威特先生It's been 84 years... 已经八十四年了and I can still smell the fresh paint. 我仿佛还闻得到油漆的味道The china had never been used. 船上的磁器都是新的The sheets had never been slept in. 床单也没人用过Titanic was called "The Ship of Dreams" 泰坦尼克号被称为“梦幻之船”and it was, it really was. 名副其实确实是名副其实Man: All third-class passengers with a forward berth前舱旅客，请这边走this way, please, this queue.- Right here. - Big boat, huh? 你看这船- Daddy, it's a ship. - You're right. 是大轮船(Car Horn Tooting) 你说得对I don't see what all the fuss is about. 没什么大不了的嘛！It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania. 不会大过毛里塔尼亚号You can be blase about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. 绝对不能小看泰坦尼克号It's over 1 00 feet longer than Mauritania and far more luxurious. 她比毛里塔尼亚长一百尺而且豪华得多Your daughter is far too difficult to impress, Ruth. 你女儿真是挑剔啊，露诗So this is the ship they say is unsinkable. 人家说她是不沉之船？It is unsinkable. God Himself could not sink this ship. 没错，绝对不会沉Sir, you have to check your baggage through the main terminal. 什么事？请到另一边上行李- It's round that way, sir. - I put myfaith in you, good sir. 拜托你了，我要照顾女士- Now, kindly see my man. - Yes, sir, my pleasure, sir. 我的荣幸，请随时吩咐- If I can do anything at all. - Oh, yes, right. 那部车上全部的箱子All the trunks from that carthere12 from here, and the safe... 这部车有十二箱还有保险箱，送到宫殿套房to the parlor suite, rooms B-52, 54, 56. B52到56号- (Whistle Blowing) - Ladies...better hurry. 小姐们，快点(People Saying Good-byes)- My coat? - Woman: I have it. 我的外套在我这儿Man: All third-class passengers due here for a health inspection.All third-class passengers due here for health inspection. 头等舱旅客这边请Head up.Welcome aboard, ma'am. Welcome to Titanic. 欢迎登上泰坦尼克号Rose: It was the Ship of Dreams to everyone else. 对别人来说，她是艘梦幻之船To meit was a slave ship 对我而言，她像是艘奴隶船taking me back to America in chains. 要把我押回去美国Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought-up girl should be.表面看来我无异于别的大家闺秀Inside, I was screaming. 内心里，我却在呐咸(Steam Whistle Blows Loudly)(Speaking Swedish ) (俄文)Jack, you are pazzo. You bet everything we have. 杰克，我们只剩这些钱了When you got nothing you got nothing to lose. 没钱就没烦恼白痴，连船票也拿来赌Sven? 史文？(俄文)All right, moment of truth. 好，关键时刻Somebody's life's about to change. Fabrizio? 有人一生即将改变法布里吉欧？-Niente. -Niente. 没有- Ola?. - Nothing. 欧拉夫？没有Sven? 史文？Uh-oh. Two pair. 两个对子I'm sorry, Fabrizio. 抱歉，法布里吉欧Che"sorry?" Ma vaffanculo! You bet all the money. 抱歉？钱都输光了！I'm sorry, you're not going to see your mom again for a long time 抱歉，得跟你妈说再见了because we're going to America. 因为我们要去美国了- Full house, boys. - Whoa! 胡芦！[三带二]- Yeah! - Dio mio, grazie!(Cursingln Swedish) (俄文)- Come on. - Figlio diputtana! 快走！我要回家了- I'm going home! - (Cursingln Swedish)- I'm going home. - I go to America. 我要去美国了Man: No, mate. Titanic go to America in five minutes. 不，泰坦尼克号要去美国只剩五分钟了- Come on. Come on. Here. - Fabrizio: Andiamo. 快走！We're riding in high style now. We're a couple of regular swells. 这下可风光了我们要上船跟富人一起了We're practically goddamn royalty, ragazzo mio. 是吗？可是差点输个精光Fabrizio: You see, it's my destino!Like I told you, I go to America to be milionario.- Driver: Whoa, whoa! - Bastardo!- You're pazzo! - Maybe, but I've got the tickets. 你真是混蛋没错，但票赢到手了- Come on, I thought you were fast. - Aspetta!Wait, wait! Hey, wait! 等一下…We're passengers. Passengers. 我们是乘客Haveyou been through the inspection queue? 你们通关了没有？Of course. Anyway, we don't have any lice. 当然有我们没有虱子- We're Americans, both of us. - Right, come aboard. 我们两个都是美国人好，上船We're the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that? 你真是个大混蛋(Ship's Horn Blares)Good-bye! 再见- You know somebody? - Ofcourse not. That's not the point. 有认识的人吗？有什么关系？Good-bye! I'll missyou! 再见，我会想你的Good-bye! I'm going to never for get you. 我永远不会忘记你的(Crowd Cheering)All the way, darling.十六号…360, 360.Excuse me, ma'am. 对不起十六号在哪呢？Oh, right here. Hey, how you doing? 在那边你好，我是杰克，幸会Jack. Nice to meet you.I'm Jack Dawson. Nice to meet you. 杰克·道森，幸会How you doing? Who says you get the top bunk? 你好谁说你能睡上铺的？(Speaking Swedish) 史文呢？This is your private promenade deck, sir. 这里专供你们使用Would you be requiring anything? 有别的吩咐吗？- Hmm. - Excuse me. 告退- Woman: This one? - Rose: No. It had a lot of faces on it. 这一幅？不对是好多张脸那幅This is the one. 就是这幅Would you like all of them out, miss? 全都拿出来吗？Yes, we need a little color in this room. 对，这房间需要些颜色Put it in there, in the wardrobe. 放到衣橱里God, not those finger paintings again. They certainly were a waste of money. 又要挂那些画？真是浪费钱The difference between Cal's taste in art and mine is that I have some. 这是我们不同之处我觉得很棒They're fascinating, like being inside a dream or something. 像在梦里一般- There's truth, but no logic. - What's the artist's name? 真实却不合逻辑画家叫什么名字？- Something Picasso. - "Something Picasso." 毕加索什么的毕加索什么的！He won't amount to a thing. He won't, trust me. 他混不出名堂的，我保证- Put the Degas in the bedroom. - At least they were cheap. 德加的画挂在卧室还好很便宜Ah, put it in the wardrobe. 放进衣柜At Cherbourg, a woman came a board named Margaret Brown. 在瑟堡，有个妇人上船名叫玛格丽·布朗We all called her Molly. 我们都叫他莫莉History would call her "the Unsinkable Molly Brown." 历史将称她为“不沉的莫莉·布朗”Well, I wasn't about to wait all day for you, sonny. 别叫我等半天Here, you think you can manage? 来，提得动吗？Her husband had struck gold some place out West 可以她丈夫在西部发现金矿and she was what mother called "newmoney. " 她就是母亲所说“新钱”By the next afternoon, we were steaming west from the coast of lreland 第二天下午我们从爱尔兰向西航行with nothing out a head of us but ocean. 前面什么都没有只是一片汪洋大海Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch. 默多克先生- Let's stretch her legs. - Yes, sir. 带她出海施展一下吧是，长官- All ahead full, Mr. Moody. - Very good, sir. 全速前进是- (Bells Ringing) - (BelI Rings)- All ahead full. - Man (Shouting): All ahead full! 全速前进全速前进Come on, lads. Get moving.What's the reading?(Crew Talking And Shouting)All right, let's stoke them right up!We're going full ahead!21 knots, sir. 时速二十一节，长官Hey, look, look, look! Look, look! 快看See it? 看到没There's another one. See him? 又来一只，看到没？Look at that one. Look at him jump! 看，它要跳了Whoo-hoo!Whoo! 我已经可以看见自由女神像了I can see the Statue of Liberty already!Very small, ofcourse. 当然还很小啦I'm the king of the world! 我是天下第一！(Whooping And Yelling)(Whooping)Man: She's the largest moving object ever made 她是史上最大的交通工具by the hand of man in all history.And our master ship builder, Mr. Andrews here 完全是由安德鲁斯先生设计的designed her from the keel plates up.Well, I may have knocked her together 我只是负责造船but the idea was Mr. Ismay's. 但这是伊士美先生的构思He envisioned a steamer so grand in scale and so luxurious 他要造最大、最豪华的邮轮in its appointments that its supremacy would never be challenged. 而且要空前绝后And here she is willed into solid reality. 而她就在这儿，理想成真Man: Hear, hear. 说得好先生点什么？鲑鱼You know I don't like that, Rose. 你明知道我不喜欢你这样She knows. 她知道的您呢？We'll both have the lamb, rare, with very little mint sauce. 我们俩要羊排三分熟，一点点薄荷酱Hmm, you like lamb, right, sweet pea? 你喜欢羊排吧？是香肠Are you going to cut her meat for her, too, there, Cal? 卡尔，你要帮她切肉吗？Hey, uh, who thought of the name "Titanic"? 船名是谁取的？- Was it you, Bruce? - Well, yes, actually. 是你吗，布鲁斯？是的取它“硕大无比”的意思I wanted to convey sheer size and the size means stability Iuxury, and above all, strength. 大表示可靠、豪华特别是力量Doyou know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? 你听过佛洛伊德吗？伊士美先生？His ideas about the male preoccupation with size 他研究过男性对"那话儿"的尺寸有多重视might be of particular interest to you. 可能你会有兴趣- What's gotten into you? - Excuse me. 你是怎么啦？失陪- I do apologize. - She's a pistol, Cal. 真是失礼她好野，希望你能应付得来- Hope you can handle her. - Well, I may have to start minding... 我得开始注意她看的书what she reads from now on, won't l, Mrs. Brown?Freud-- Who is he? ls he a passenger? 佛洛伊德？他是乘客吗？船底下中央有根转轴(Man Explaining Propeller To Little Girl)It makes these waves, makes them spin. 是推进器它转动时会造成波浪Fabrizio: The ship is nice, huh? 这艘船很棒吧？对啊，是爱尔兰制造的- Yeah, it's an lrish ship. - Is English, no? 是英国的吧？她是由一万五千名爱尔兰人所制造的No, it was built in lreland. 15,000 lrishmen built this ship. 不是的非常的坚固Solid as a rock. Big lrish hands. 爱尔兰人所造出来的That's typical. First-class dogs come down here to take a shit. 又有头等舱的客人带狗到这儿来拉屎了Uh, it lets us know where we rank in the scheme of things. 好让我们知道自己是啥身份啊Like we could forget? 难道我们会忘记吗？- I'm Tommy Ryan. - Jack Dawson. 我叫汤米·雷恩杰克·道森- Hello. - Fabrizio. 法布里吉欧Hi. Do you make any money with your drawings? 你的画能赚钱吗？Oh, forget it, boyo. You'd as like have angels fly out your arse 老弟，甭想啦你连接近的机会都没有as get next to the likes of her.(Laughs)- Do you mind? - I hope you're proud of this. 别那样好吗？你八成很得意I saw my whole life as if l'd already lived it-- 我当时觉得自己的生活了无生趣an endless parade of parties and cotillions 不是餐会就是舞会yachts and polo matches 游艇赛、马球赛always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. 老是跟同一批思想狭隘的人永远言不及义Ifelt likel was standing at a great precipice 我仿佛站在悬崖上with no one to pull me back 没人要拉我一把no one who cared or even noticed. 没人关心或甚至注意到我- (Woman Grunts) - (Rose Sobbing)(Running Feet And Sobbing)(Taking Short, Anxious Breaths)Don't do it. 别跳Stay back. 退回去Don't come any closer. 别靠近Come on. Just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over. 手伸出来，我拉你No! Stay where you are. I mean it. 不，你别过来我是认真的I'll let go. 我会松手的No, you won't. 不，你不会的What doyou mean, no, I won't? 你什么意思？Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don't know me. 你凭什么说，我会不会去做什么？你又不认识我Well, you would have done it already. 要跳早就跳了You're distracting me. Go away. 你让我分心，走开I can't. I'm involved now. 不行，我已经介入了You let go and I'm going to have to jump in there after you. 你若跳下去的话，我也只好跟着跳了Don't be absurd. You'll be killed. 别胡说八道了你会死掉- I'm a good swimmer. - The fall alone would kill you. 我很会游泳你会摔死- It would hurt. - I'm not saying it wouldn't. 我承认会很痛To tell you the truth I'm a lot more concerned 说真的，我比较担心的是水很冷about that water being so cold.(Shoe Drops To Deck)- How cold? - Freezing. 有多冷？非常冷，可能接近零度Maybe a couple degrees over.You ever, uh... 你去过威斯康辛州吗？ever been to Wisconsin?What? 什么？Well, they have some of the coldest winters around. 那里冬天很冷I grew up there near Chippewa Falls. 我在那里长大的I remember when I was a kid, me and my father, we went ice fishing 我小时候跟父亲到威苏塔湖out on Lake Wissota. 在冰上钓鱼Ice fishing is, you know, where you-- 冰上钓鱼就是…(Angrily): I know what ice fishing is! 我知道冰上钓鱼是什么啦！Sorry. 抱歉Youjust seem like, you know, kind of an indoor girl. 你看来…比较少到户外Anyway, l, uh... 总而言之…I fell through some thin ice 冰层太薄，我掉进湖里and I'm telling you... 我跟你说啊water that cold, like right down there 掉进那么冷的水里it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. 有如被千刀万剐一样You can't breathe, you can't think-- 你没法呼吸，没法思考at least not about anything but the pain. 只能感觉得到痛苦Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you. 所以，我不是很希望跟着你跳下去Like I said... 但我说过了I don't have a choice. 我没有什么选择I guess I'm kind of hoping you'll come back over the rail 所以，我希望你下来and get me off the hook here. 别让我为难You're crazy. 你疯了That's what everybody says, but with all due respect, miss 大家都这么说，但是…说了你别生气I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here. 现在挂在船尾，想做傻事的人可不是我Come on. 下来吧Come on, give me your hand. You don't want to do this. 手伸过来跳下去可不好Whew! 我是杰克·道森I'm Jack Dawson.Rose Dewitt Bukater. 萝丝·狄威特·布克特I'm going to have to get you to write that one down. 你可能得写下来给我看才行Come on. 来吧- (Screams) - (Grunting)I got you! Come on. 我抓住你了上来Come on!(Screams) Help! Please! 救救我Help! Please!- Please get me! - Listen. Listen to me. 求你救救我听我说…I've got you. I won't let go. Now pull yourself up. Come on. 我抓住你了，我不会放手的你得爬上来，快(Grunts)Come on. That's right. 来，这就对了You can do it. 你做得到的I got you. 安全了What's all this? 这是怎么回事？You stand back! And don't move an inch! 你退后！不要动！- Fetch the master-at-arms! - Care for a brandy? 去叫纠察长Cal: This is completely unacceptable! What made you think 怎么可以这样？that you could put your hands on my fiancee? 是谁允许你碰我未婚妻的？- Look at me, you filth! - Cal... 看着我，你这下流的东西！你们干了什么好事？- What do you think you were doing? - Cal, stop. 卡尔卡尔别这样，那是个意外- It was an accident. - An accident? 意外？It was. Stupid really. 对啊真是难为情I was leaning over, and I slipped. 我趴在栏杆上，结果滑倒了I was leaning far over to see the, uh... 我趴在栏杆上，想看…uh... uh... the, uh... uh... 想看…- Propellers? - propellers and I slipped. 推进器吗？对，结果我滑倒了And I would have gone over board but Mr. Dawson here saved me 我差点掉下去是道森先生救了我and almost went over himself. 他也差点掉下去You wanted to see... She wanted to see the propellers. 她想看推进器！Like I said, women and machinery do not mix. 我说嘛女人碰上机器就完了Was that the way of it? 事情是这样的吗？Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty much it. 对，差不多Well, the boy's a hero then. Good for you, son. Well done. 这孩子英雄救美好极了，孩子So it's all's well and back to our brandy, eh? 没事，回去喝酒吧Look at you. You must be freezing. Let's get you inside. 看，你一定冻坏了快进去吧Perhaps a little something for the boy. 该给点奖赏吧？Of course. Mr. Lovejoy, I think a 20 should do it. 应该的赖福杰先生，二十元够吧？。

我父母说根本没有什么倒霉日My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day.关键是在于你怎么看That it's all how you look at it.我还能说什么呢二位What can I tell you? Parents.可是据我所知Here is what I know.他们错了They're wrong.我是倒霉专家亚历山大My name is Alexander, and I'm the expert in bad days.这家伙知道我说的是什么这还没完This guy knows what I'm talking about. That's not coming off. 我有没有说过我爸爸是个不折不扣的乐观主义Did I mention my dad is a relentless optimist?我们快到家了We're in the home stretch.再看老妈And look at Mom.她总是带着"母亲般的微笑" 不会愚弄任何人She's not fooling anyone with that "Mom smile".信不信由你我们到家的时候Believe it or not, by the time we got home...我们的样子比这辆车的现状还要糟糕this van was in better shape than we were.这是我姐姐艾米丽是个演员There's my sister Emily, the actress.随时准备弯腰去吐Always ready to take a bow.安东尼我的老哥在穿衣风格上绝对是大赢家Anthony, my brother, a total winner with a great sense of style. 还有特雷弗宝宝And baby Trevor.抱歉朋友这还没有完Sorry, pal. Definitely not coming off.总之今天是个极其倒霉的日子Bottom line, today was an epic disaster.可以说是最糟糕的一天The worst day possible.这点家里每个人都会点赞Everyone in my family would agree.只是他们并不知道这都是我的错But what they don't know, is it was all my fault.而且还远没结束And it wasn't over yet.你睡过头了You overslept, bud.别吹我的迪吉里杜管Don't blow my didgeridoo!这有什么用What's it for, then?菲利普·帕克12岁了你被邀请了You're invited! Philip Parker turning 12.明天晚上Tomorrow night?别介No!他在恶作剧...早上好He's the trick to... Good morning!她来了There she is!你一定会很感动的You are going to be so impressed.我做了有名的...I made what is known as...无皮芝士蛋派和菜肉馅煎蛋饼the crustless quiche, the frittata.哇这是什么Wow. What is this?两个月前你连烤芝士三文治都不会现在...Two months ago, you couldn't even grill cheese, and now... 看起来挺好吃That looks so good.芝士和蛋Egg and cheese.太赞了Excellent.谢谢Thank you.今天你们有什么打算So, what are you gentlemen up to today?Well, let's see.今早艾米丽约了牙医Em has a dentist appointment this morning...对对Right, right.然后我们俩要去做妈咪瑜伽And then the two of us are going to Mommy and Me Yoga. -跟萨默 -对啊-With Summer? -Yes.你会告诉她我还在吧Will you tell her I still exist?我会的然后趁他睡午觉的时候I will. And then when he takes his nap,我再发一些简历I'm gonna send out some resumes.不错Good.夏天天下雨What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two.穿绿雨衣的女小吕A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do.去找不♥穿♥绿雨衣的吕小女We'll beat a tattoo at a minute or two穿绿雨衣的女小吕and a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tattoo...没找到不♥穿♥绿雨衣的吕小女and the dragon will come to the beat of the drum不♥穿♥绿雨衣的吕小女at a minute or two to two today...也没见着穿绿雨衣的女小吕at a minute or two to two.-我要尿尿 -你头发上有口香糖-I need to pee. -You have gum in your hair.吃西瓜不吐西瓜皮儿...A big black bug bit a big black bear...不No!安东尼亚历山大快点快点Anthony! Alexander! Accelerate. Come on!等会儿还不赖吧If it ain't broke, right?你们知道吗Guess what?菲利普·帕克明晚要开生日派对Philip Parker's having his birthday party tomorrow night.你明天也要开派对啊...That's when you're having your birthday party.我知道我刚收到邀请的I know! And I just got the invitation.老爸他邀请了所有人He's going all-out, Dad.他有能量饮料台He's getting an energy drink bar,韩式玉米卷车现场乐队a Korean taco truck, a live band.听起来挺好啊That sounds legit.他可能还有封闭的卡拉OK房♥I think he's having black lights and a karaoke machine.我喜欢卡拉OK派对I love karaoke parties.我们怎么可能比得过他Look, can I compete with all of that?拜托你的生日派对也不错的Come on, your birthday's gonna be great.会很有趣的我们会有披萨It's gonna be fun. We're gonna have pizza.我还要做个蛋糕I'm gonna make a cake.可能游泳池里还有排球Maybe some volleyball in the pool.菲利普·帕克有舞台喷雾机而我们却只能吃披萨Philip Parker's having a fog machine and we're having pizza? -别担心 -你在喝咖啡-Don't worry. -You're drinking coffee?那我的派对怎么办What about my party?你啥时候开始喝咖啡了Since when did you start drinking coffee?我又不是喜欢早起的人I'm not a morning person.你看下他的尿不湿吧Can you check his diaper?你的大黄蜂掉了You just dropped Bumble Bee.-你的大黄蜂掉了 -我觉得他可能又尿了-You drop Bumble Bee? -I think he might be wet.不大黄蜂给你No. Bumble Bee. There you go.我希望我能陪你的老弟Wish I could be there, bro,但我明天晚上有舞会but I got prom tomorrow night.我以为是下个星期呢I thought that was next week.事实就是如此It is what it is.我演完彼得·潘的女主角后可能就会喝醉了...I'll probably be wiped out from my Peter Pan premiere... 不过我会很开心为你和你所有的朋友唱歌♥的but I'll be happy to sing for you and all of your friends. 别别介啊No, no, no.可能是吉普森太太Probably Mrs. Gibson. Okay.甜心爸爸要带艾米丽去看牙医Honey, Dad's taking Emily to the dentist.我要去送安东尼所以你只好拼车了I've got Anthony. So you're in carpool.-拿一块煎饼吧是无皮芝士蛋派 -给你-Take a frittata. It's a crustless quiche. -There you go.你头发咋了What did you do to your hair?没咋的Nothing.跟吉普森阿姨问好礼貌点啊Say hi to Mrs. Gibson! Remember your manners.嗨贝基Hi, Becky!嘿亚历山大Hey, Alexander.你还好吗Are you okay?还好Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.我们快走吧Let's go, kids."苍蝇王"Lord of the Flies?挺恐怖吧Pretty scary, right?这书写的很美亚历山大Lord of the Flies is beautiful, Alexander.是一个寓意深刻的寓言故事It's a deep and meaningful allegory描述我们这个混乱的社会about our own messed-up society.是哈Yeah, totally.所以我说很"恐怖"That's what I meant with "scary".社会的事儿很疯狂The society stuff. Crazy.看看这个应用Check out this app.我要把你的小脸PS到一些比基尼小妞身上He puts your face on some bikini model's body.老性感了It's really gross and sexist.这一定很搞笑This is gonna be hilarious.-你干什么 -等等等一下-What are you doing? -Wait, hold on!-别 -我还没弄完呢-No, no, no. -I'm not done.嘿宝贝Hey, babe.你没事儿吧你最后一条短♥信♥太冷了Is everything okay? Your last text was so cold.不会啊我发了"学校见"No, I said, "See you at school"?对啊我是你女友安东尼Yeah. I'm your girlfriend, Anthony.你应该在最后发点You really should end your texts比如XXOO或者我想你什么的with "x-o-x-o" or "I heart you".你也可以发个爱心表情给我也行啊You can make a heart with the less-than sign and a three. 好我会记住的Yeah, I'll try to remember.一堆女生在聊天So, a bunch of the girls were talking,她们都要坐豪车and they're all going in limos.我们明天有豪车的对吧We are getting a limo tomorrow, right?我明天要考驾照甜心No, I am taking my driver's test tomorrow, babe.首先我想做个有证的司机The first thing I wanna do as a licensed driver可以送你去舞会is chauffeur you to the prom.会很浪漫的It'll be romantic and stuff.我的确想要浪漫Well, I do want it to be romantic.会的It will be.还有据可靠消息说...Also, I have it from a very good source who says...我们要在明晚的宫廷舞会上we're being crowned Duke and Duchess戴公爵和公爵夫人王冠at the Royal Court tomorrow night at prom.那太好了That's so tight!我知道是不是觉得这是最棒的事情I know. Isn't it like the best thing ever?这是最糟糕的事儿了This is the worst thing ever.这也太逼真了These look so real.真不敢相信埃利奥特居然把这个传遍了整个学校I can't believe Elliot text-bombed the whole school. 别担心那家伙就是个傻♥逼♥Don't worry about it, man. Elliot's an idiot.没人会看到这些的No one's even gonna look at these.嘿保罗Hey, Paul.菲利普哥们儿Philip, my man.咪♥咪♥很赞亚历山大Nice boobs, Alexander.你什么时候成了他的朋友了Since when are you friends with Philip Parker?我们的精神病药理是同一个医生We go to the same psychopharmacologist.他有儿童多动症他挺友善的He's got ADHD, too. He's super nice.他可不好No, he's not.他明天要开一个超巨派对He's throwing a huge party tomorrow,可明天也不是他生日啊and it's not even his actual birthday.他是下个星期His is next week.你会发现到时候我的派对只有你我二人You realize it's just gonna be you and me at my party. -事实上可能只有你一个人 -啊-Actually, it might just be you. -What?你得来啊你是我最好的朋友啊You've gotta come. You're my best friend.但是我觉得你该推迟你的派对Okay, but personally, I think you should just postpone. 菲利普很受欢迎大家都会去的Philip's popular and everybody's gonna be there.而且他的派对好像很过瘾Plus, his party sounds pretty dope.去年你老爸拿拐杖跳踢踏舞Dude, last year your dad tap-danced with a cane.再来一个巨糟无比的派对会毁了你名声的Another bad party could ruin your rep forever.你老爸是个好人但是相信我...Your dad's a nice guy, but trust me...你可不想把你的朋友圈毁在他手里you do not want your entire social life in his hands.真棒Great job!对啊Yeah!深呼吸你们生过孩子的你们可以的Breathe. You gave birth. You can do this.二一Two. One.让你的孩子背对着子♥宫♥ 他们喜欢那里Take your baby back to the womb. They love it there.我觉得一个男人能做全职爸比I think that it's so cool when a guy can这太了不起了step up to be a full-time fommy.什么A what?妈咪型爸比A father-mommy.好Okay.是啊我觉得我做全职爸比挺有天赋的Yeah, I guess I'm sort of a fommy by default.我之前在航♥空♥公♥司♥上班现在我想换个工作I was in aerospace, and I got transitioned out of my job.抱歉I'm sorry.没事儿这样也不错No, that's okay.我就有更多时间陪这个小家伙儿了I get to spend more time with this little guy.失陪一下Excuse me.喂Hello?对我是本·库珀Yes, this is Ben Cooper.明天Tomorrow?好太棒了Yes, that's good.好的明天见Okay, I'll see you then.我很期待格雷格拜拜I look forward to it, Greg. Bye-bye.好消息Good news?是啊明天面试Yeah! I landed an interview.那真不错That's great.你觉得怎么样What do you think of that? What do you think of that? 爸比要面试了Fommy just landed an interview.爸比Fommy.你听到他说什么了吗Did you hear him say that?听到了Yes!他刚刚说爸比了你刚刚叫我了He just said Fommy! You just said my name!伙计们他刚刚叫我爸比了Guys, he just said Fommy.你们听到他叫爸比了吗Did you hear him say Fommy?我是爸比爸比I'm Fommy. Fommy!太酷了That was so cool.-太萌了 -我是爸比他说我是爸比-It's so adorable! -I am Fommy, and he said it.那么我们的"名人朗读"So, with our celebrity readings,我们伟大的基层营销活动our great grassroots marketing campaign...辛苦了朱莉Thank you, Julie...得到了肯定的评价and the positive reviews we have coming in...我们随时准备强力推出we are poised for a really strong roll-out.我们明天就要问问美国人Tomorrow, we are going to ask America..."有谁准备好跳上宝宝马桶了""Who is ready to jump on the potty?"而且我相当有信心我们的销量肯定会爆表的And I'm confident our sales are going to leap over expectations. 在我教我宝贝坐宝宝马桶的时候I know I would have appreciated this book我就知道我要谢谢这本书when I was potty-training my kids!这是我儿子亚历山大That's Alexander, my son.谢谢大伙儿Thank you, guys!多谢支持Thank you for all your support with this.天啊Oh, man.我希望你能觉得这次已经够了妮娜I hope that was thorough enough for you, Nina.我想要你明天Well, I'm going to need you to make竭尽全力为了"宝宝马桶"an incredible effort on "the Potty" tomorrow.为了"宝宝马桶"On "the Potty".-什么 -尽管放心-What? -You can count on me.太好了如果顺利的话我会升你做副总的Good. Because if this goes well, I'm going to make you VP.真的Really?是啊主营儿童和少儿文学Have you run Children's Lit and Young Adult.谢谢Thank you!太谢谢了Thank you.我时时刻刻I'm going to need you无时无刻都可能需要你every second of every minute of every day.-我知道 -7*24小时 365天-Got it. -24/7, 365.数字太多了That's a lot of numbers.很好笑吗Is that a joke?我有四个孩子我还需要点时间看看他们I have four kids that I'll just have to carve out a little time to see. 没问题你当然可以Right, right, of course. Of course you will.那不就有一个小宝贝在那坐着吗Isn't that one of your darling little babies right there?对没错Yeah, it is.你现在就能去啦So you're seeing him right now.好了国家报告All right, country reports.你们都知道这是这个学期的重要内容As you all know, this is your big project this semester.-所以我觉得啊 -罗格老师-So, what I think... -Mr. Rogue?说亚历山大Yeah, Alexander.我想选澳大利亚I would like to take Australia.我相当了解它I know a ton about it.而且我还有迪吉里杜管And I have my own didgeridoo.嗯我相信还有很多同学Yeah, I'm sure there a lot of students想选澳大利亚我说的没错吧here who want Australia. Am I right?所以公平起见这个学期So to be fair, this semester...由这个地球仪决定I'm going to let the globe decide what country.亚历山大从你开始We'll start with you, Alexander.准备好了吗走你You ready? Here we go.澳大利亚澳大利亚澳大利亚Australia. Australia. Australia.会是啥呢What will it be?吉布提Djibouti.非洲之角呢真棒吉布提Look at that, the Horn of Africa! All right, Djibouti!吉什么Dji... what?下一个谁来菲利普·帕克走你Who's gonna be next here? Philip Parker. Here we go. 澳大利亚Australia.这就是阿诺德·施瓦辛格出生地吗So, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger and stuff?那是奥地利不是澳大利亚That's Austria, not Australia.-能交换吗 -不行-Can we switch? -No.好了艾伯特·莫里奥Okay, Albert Morio.太赞了黎巴嫩Lebanon. That's good.大伙儿快把围裙穿上找自己的搭档Partner up, everybody! Get your aprons on. Guys.贝基...Becky...能做你搭档吗do you want to partner?好啊你来记实验笔记吧Okay. You can take lab notes.硼 0 5毫克0.5 milligrams of boron.硼...无聊Boron... Boring!贝基啊我明天晚上要开生日派对So, Becky, I'm having a birthday party tomorrow night.本来只请男生的不过我可以...It was only gonna be guys, but I can...谢谢可是我明晚要去菲利普·帕克的派对啊Thanks, but I'm going to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night. 每个人都会去I think everyone is.他那有酸奶冰淇淋机蹦床He has a frozen yogurt machine and a trampoline.我们也不差啊So do we!我们也有酸奶冰淇淋机还有跳床We have a frozen yogurt machine and a trampoline.-我的妈啊 -没错...-Oh, my God! -Well, yeah...我的实验书My lab book!快扑灭它Put it out!快灭了Put it out!谁干的Who's responsible for this?亚历山大Alexander!稍等亚历山大Alexander! Hold up.稍等Hold up!我要出个差I'm leaving for a conference可是梅尔文没人照顾了and nobody signed up to take Melvin home.我可不希望它自己过周末I can't leave him alone all weekend.那你要我♥干♥嘛So, what do you want me to do?有你它这个小家伙就不会太无聊了Well, you'll make a furry friend a little less lonely.难以置信Unbelievable.酷啊有一只豚鼠要寄宿我们家了Cool, we're hosting a guinea pig.太赞了All right!我们迟到了Sorry we're late.我们在超♥市♥出了点问题We had a little diaper trauma at Trader Joe's.哈喽Hello!-嗨 -嗨妈妈-Hi! -Hi, Mom.好宝贝儿回来了哈There's my big boy. Hi!回来了哈嗨大家伙There you are. Hi, big guy.-这是什么 -梅尔文-What is that? -Melvin.我们这周末要照顾它We're hosting Melvin this weekend.天啊Oh, boy.快去捡起来洗一洗亚历山大Alexander, would you grab that and wash it off, please? 他需要大黄蜂就跟需要空气一样He needs Bumble Bee like he needs air.我知道I know, honey pie.洗完后把豚鼠拿楼上去And after that, the pig goes upstairs.-好的 -大黄蜂去洗白白呢-It's okay. -Bumble Bee's just getting a bath.马上就飞回来了哈It will be right back.我们要用大黄蜂啦亚历山大Alexander, we could use Bumble Bee.就快飞回来啦Bumble Bee is coming right back,飞来啦飞回来啦right back, right back any second.别老爸Dad, don't!什么情况What was that?甜心大黄蜂飞没了Honey, Bumble Bee's gone.彼得·潘会相当赞的Peter Pan is going to be awesome.今天布兰德老师说啊我是最淡定优雅的彼得·潘Today, Mr. Brand said that I am the most poised and elegant Peter Pan... 他还说会有特权he's ever had the privilege of working with.不是吧哇什么时候啊记得提醒我一下No way! Wow. When is that, again? Just remind me.妈妈明天下午Mom, hello! It's tomorrow afternoon!是嘛Of course.请准时到场啊别晚了Please be on time and don't be embarrassing.瞧好吧Best behavior.亲爱的别叫我们女儿尴尬哦Honey, please don't embarrass our daughter.-你也一样老爸 -收到-Dad, that includes you. -I know.别担心啊我会到的I'll be there, honey, don't worry.猜猜明天舞会公爵的王冠要给谁加冕Guess who's getting crowned Duke at the prom tomorrow.真的恭喜哈Really? Congratulations.还没正式宣布呢但是西莉娅说很可靠Yeah, it's not official, but Celia heard from a good source.太疯狂了It's kind of crazy.我在跟我们校花拍拖I'm dating the hottest girl in school...舞会上要带王冠一旦我明天收了驾照后I'm getting crowned at prom, and once I get my license tomorrow... 我想要的就都有啦I kind of have everything I've ever wanted.-上帝保佑 -等等-Hashtag blessed, you know. -Wait.你明天要去考驾照Once you get your license tomorrow?放学后去考I'm taking my test after school.老爸说了没多大问题Dad already said it was cool.你说没问题You said it was cool?我说行没说没问题是说行I said it was doable. Not cool. I said it was doable.好的Okay.没事儿我们会考过的It will be fine. We'll make it.好了各位我也有事儿要讲Okay, guys, I have some news.妮娜说明天新书发布会一切顺利的话Nina said that if the book launch goes well tomorrow...那么你们就会看到孤山出版社的新副总啦you could be looking at the new Vice President of Lone Hill Press. 哇亲爱的Honey, wow!太赞了That's big.那样工作时间就更多了Yeah, it would be a lot more hours at work...我感觉到了I already feel like I live there some days,但是加薪还是不错的but the raise would be nice.太棒了我也有好消息Awesome. I have some news as well.我今天接个电♥话♥I got a call today.一家游戏设计公♥司♥通知我去面试I have an interview for a game design firm.招聘工程师They're looking for engineers.-等等电脑游戏真的吗 -真的-Wait, video games? Really? -Yeah. Yeah.你们航♥空♥工程的老爸可能要去开♥发♥电脑游戏啦Your aerospace engineering dad might be designing video games.-太酷了 -我知道-That's so cool. -I know. I know.最好的消息是猜猜今天谁开了尊口The best news of all... Guess who spoke his first word today?特雷弗Trevor.-不会吧 -真的-No! -Yes.你说啥了What did you say?说啥了What was it?他说爸比He said fommy.-爸比 -对-He said fommy? -Yeah.-那是什么 -妈咪型爸比-What's that? -Father-mommy.新鲜词啊I didn't know that was a word.我们今天都挺顺的啊Wow, we all had pretty big wins today.-对 -可不是嘛-Yeah. -Yeah, tell me about it.我今天可不太顺I had a crap day.这什么味儿What is that smell?澳大利亚咸味酱不喜欢就滚远点It's Vegemite. It's from Australia, and back off!明天可是你的大日子啊Easy. You're gonna have a good day tomorrow.你生日你朋友们都会来的It's your birthday. You have friends coming over,还有个大派对it's gonna be a great party.你们都别想了我决定取消派对了Actually, you can forget it, because I'm canceling my party. -你在说什么 -为什么-What are you talking about? -Why?没人想来Nobody's coming.明天晚上他们都要去菲利普·帕克的派对They're all going to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night. 谁是菲利普·帕克Who is this Philip Parker?多动症的小屁孩He's a really cool kid with a hot tub and ADHD.-我去给他妈妈打电♥话♥ -不用-I'm gonna call his mom... -No!不不行我们不用去鸟菲利普·帕克No, no, no. We're gonna forget about Philip Parker.不管谁来啊那都不错Whoever comes to the party comes. It's gonna be great.没人会来相信我吧Trust me, nobody is coming.埃利奥特·吉普森把我Elliot Gibson texted pictures of me比基尼靓照传遍了学校in a butt thong to everyone at school.我的铁瓷突然就叛变成了菲利普的了My best friend is suddenly best friends with Philip...因为他们的医生是同一个because they go to the same dumb psychopharmacologist. 我的国家报告还没选上澳大利亚I didn't get Australia for my school report...完了我用贝基·吉普森的实验本and I burned down the science lab还烧了科学实验室with Becky Gibson's lab notes.-什么 -你把实验室烧了-What did you do? -You burned down the science lab?真赞啊所以你这一天都没顺你的意Dude, big deal. So things didn't go your way today.顺我的意Go my way?简直就是我最倒霉的一天It was a totally wrecked bad day.不单单是今天And it's not just today!每天天天如此It is every single day. Every day!你们一点都不鸟我因为你们都比我过的好You don't even care because your lives are all so perfect! 我们关心关心亲爱的No, we care. We care, honey.-什么 -甜心-What? -Sweetie.大黄蜂飞哪了Where's Bumble Bee?被亚历山大杀了他要哭一晚上咯Alexander murdered it, so now he's going to cry all night. -就不能给买♥♥个新的吗 -不行-Can't you just get him a new one? -No.没得选只有大黄蜂It's only Bumble Bee. It's the only one he likes.必须得是大黄蜂It's gotta be Bumble Bee.我可真受不了I can't deal with this.我得去车里练歌♥I'm going to rehearse in the car.或许是时候让他把奶嘴戒了Maybe this is the time to wean him from the pacifier.亲爱的你说的倒简单Honey, easy for you to say.又不是你整天跟他一起You're not here with him all day.愿我去追寻梦想一个美丽的梦想Think of a wonderful thought Any merry little thought像云朵天上飘啊飘Think of Christmas, think of snow也像雪花飞啊飞Think of sleigh bells, off you go来啊随我一起飞Like reindeer in the sky飞啊飞飞啊飞You can fly, you can fly You can fly安东尼Anthony?我感觉没人懂我I feel like no one understands me.我啊我懂你I do. I get you.是吗You do?是啊你很不可思议Yeah. Come on, you're amazing.真的Really?你觉得我不可思议You think I'm amazing?实话说我挺爱你Honestly, I love you so much.我也爱你I love you, too.我更爱你I love you more.才不是我更爱你No, I love you more.别勾引我过去抱你的小屁屁哦And don't get me started on that cute little butt of yours. 说啥What?咋了What?为啥要对我说"咋了"Why are you "what" -ing me?你什么情况What's your problem?-你说啥 -你不知道我很讨厌你吗-Excuse me? -You know what? You're so annoying.你能不能哪怕冷静一秒钟Why can't you just chill out? For one second?你真讨厌You're exhausting.你开玩笑呢Are you kidding?西莉娅抱歉刚是我的傻♥逼♥弟弟Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.西莉娅Celia?不会吧Seriously?她不接电♥话♥了Now she won't pick up!我很担心亚历山大I'm worried about Alexander.这些年他生日派对所有人都放了他鸽子I mean, of all the years for everyone to bail on his birthday. 自从有了特雷佛重新上班后他总是喜怒无常的He's been so moody since I had Trevor and started work. 他都12岁了不用担心Don't worry about it. He's 12.每个人这时候都这样Everybody's moody at that age.他都12岁了How's he already 12?对啊过得真快I know. Just happened.这就是重点一切都太快了That's the problem. Everything is just happening so fast. 是啊Yeah.这屋子就像个火车站This house is like a train station.人们进进出出Everyone's coming and going...特雷弗第一句话竟然是爸比and Trevor's first word was "Fommy."-我也许听错了 -我不那么想-Maybe I misheard that. -I don't think you did.好了亲爱的Honey, come on.家和孩子我全包了I got the kids covered. I got the house covered.你在外面赚银子You're killing it at work.还有比这更好的了Things have never been better.得了吧Oh, please.-没有比这更好的了 -是啊-Never been better? -It's true.本Ben...你都宅家7个月了you've been unemployed for the past seven months. 有压力吗Aren't you stressed out?一点Yeah. A little bit.那你为啥不紧张Why aren't you freaking out more?紧张能有什么好的What good would freaking out do?要有的话我早就紧张了Then I'd just be freaked out and unemployed.明天我会搞定面试的Tomorrow I'm gonna nail that interview.马到成功Big day tomorrow.现在是12:01 梅尔文It's 12:01, Melvin.我生日It's my birthday.你在这世上感觉到孤独吗You ever feel alone in the world?我就是想让他们明白I just wish they understood!只是想让他们知道I just wish they knew what it felt like...可怕糟糕又倒霉的一天是个什么样子to have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day! 你们貌似该起床了Shouldn't you guys be up?谁把闹钟按了Who hit snooze?-现在几点了 -到底谁按的-What time is it? -Who hit snooze?-早上了 -好好快点-It's morning. It's morning. -Okay, okay. Go, go, go.-我得洗个澡 -好快去-I have to take a shower. -All right. Okay, okay.好啦没事儿All right, okay. All right.尿不湿死哪去啦Does anyone know where the diapers are?有人I'm in here!亲爱的Honey?你咋了没事吧你Wow! You look terrible. Are you okay?不我很不好彼得·潘是不能感冒的老爸No, I'm not okay. Peter Pan can't have a cold, Dad.好Okay.操Come...真糟Harsh.老弟我要冲澡Bro, I gotta take a shower.我必须去学校西莉娅不会给我打电♥话♥了I gotta get to school. Celia won't call me back.不别这样啊尤其是今天No! No way, not today!滚出去Get out, dude.出去Get out!为啥要今天真糟糕Why today? This is the worst day! No!我要晚了艾米丽I am so late. Emily?我要拿剃刀亲爱的I'm coming in for a razor, honey.-妈妈 -老妈-Mom! -Mom!-老妈出去啊 -对不起-Mom, get out! -I'm sorry!对不起我穿裤子好了Sorry. Sorry. I'll wear pants!操Mother!-早上好啊 -跟你自己打招呼吧-Good morning. -Speak for yourself.-老爸 -啥事-Dad? -Yeah!特雷弗在放水尿布呢Trevor's peeing! Where's his diaper?我也在找I'm looking!小寿星好啊There's the birthday boy.好来这Okay, come here.你今天得开心呢知道吗Okay, you know what? I want you to have a great day. 你又长大了You are the captain of your ship.积极开朗乐观一点Steer your ship with positivity.拜托Come on!你们到底什么情况What is wrong with you people?安东尼Anthony!老爸你没事吧Dad, are you okay?看看你都长大了Look, you're older already.抱歉我得走了今儿有个大任务I'm sorry, honey, I have to run. I have a huge event... 脚疼死了我要晚了and my foot is killing me. I'm already late.本尿不湿Ben, put a diaper on it.我们晚上一起庆祝好吗We'll celebrate tonight, okay?我在找呢I'm trying.艾米丽Emily!艾米丽艾米丽Emily? Emily!你忘了关车灯亮了一晚上You left the light on in my car all night.没电啦The battery's dead.我在车里练歌♥ 都冻感冒了我也是受害者I'm the one who had to rehearse in a cold car, and now I'm sick! 彼得·潘Peter Pan!-你头咋了 -我们得走了-What happened to your head? -Ben, we gotta go!长痘了难看吗It's a zit. Is it that bad?贴个创可贴吧You should put a Band-Aid on that.本我们要走了你送我去快走各位Ben! We have got to go! You are my ride. Let's go, people.亚历山大快上车啊走啦Alexander, into the car. We have got to go!大家都出去快出去Everybody, out of the house! Broom it out!别开的这么娘炮加速踩油门Get out of your comfort zone. Push it. Push it.你又想大黄蜂了You miss Bumble Bee, don't you?为啥安东尼开车Why is Anthony driving?我本来就不舒服I feel sick enough as it is.今天我要路考I need practice for my driver's test today.好吧那换首歌♥总行了吧Okay! Then can we at least change the music, please?赞就这首了That's good. Leave that!。