【快乐学英语】绝望的主妇1-3季(第三部分)

Season 1, Episode 1: Pilotthe pilot: 美国电视剧新剧开播都会有一个试播来测试观众对新剧的接受程度，以此来决定是否再继续播下去，也可以说是一个开端，第一集，试播Written by Marc CherryDirected by Charles McDougall-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Y oung.我是Mary Alice Y oung。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.come across: 偶然遇到article: 文章unusual: 不平常的当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally：通常newsworthy: 有新闻价值的通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。

That all changed last Thursday.change: 改变但是上个星期四一切都改变了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course: 当然seem: 好像，仿佛normal: 平常as normal: 照常at first: 最初，开始时当然,起初,一切看起来都很平常。

I made my breakfast for my family.make: 做breakfast: 早饭我给一家人做好早餐。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles: 华夫饼干华夫饼来了。

-NARRATOR: I performed my chores.perform: 完成chore: (家庭或农庄的)杂务，杂活我做好了做家务。

Season 1, Episode 4: Who's That Woman?Written by Tom Spezialy & Marc Cherry.Directed by Jeff Melman.-NARRATOR:Previously on Desperate Housewives…previously: 先前的desperate: 绝望的housewife: 家庭主妇前情提要:-NARRATOR:….Susan played with fire….play with fire: 玩火Susan不小心纵火烧掉邻居的房子。

-EDIE: That’s not my cup不是我的量杯-NARRATOR: ….And could get burnedburned: 烧毁的，烧坏的可能会弄伤自己的。

-CARLOS: Go to a spa, go shopping. Find a way to relaxspa: 温泉疗养地relax: 放松去做个spa或者去购物，想办法让自己放松一下。

-GABRIELLE: Just get here as fast as you can快点来啊。

-NARRATOR: Gabrielle found herself a playmateplaymate: 性伴侣Gabrielle找到了一个性伴侣。

Whilst Lynette couldn’t get her kids to stop playingLynette 实在没办法控制她那两个调皮捣蛋的孩子。

-POLICEMAN: Ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?pull over: 靠边停车夫人，你现在知道我为何要你停车吗？-LYNETTE: I have a theorytheory: 原因，理论我有原因的。

-REX: If I don’t start getting any sleep soon I’ll be forced to move back upstairs out of sheer exhaustion.force sb. to: 强迫某人干… move back: 退缩upstairs: 楼上的sheer: 全然exhaustion: 筋疲力尽我无法很快入睡，我睡完之后，还是觉得筋疲力尽。

Season 1, Episode 3: Pretty Little Picture-Announcer: Previously on Desperate Housewives, Susan took dating tips from her 12 year old daughter.previously: 先前，以前desperate: 绝望的，不顾一切的take: 取得dating: 约会tip: 告诫，提示前情提要Susan从她12岁的女儿那儿学到一些约会的小窍门。

-Ju lie: If you wanna date him, you’re gonna have to ask him out.wanna(=want to): 想要date: 和…约会gonna=going to: 将要have to: 不得不，必须ask…out: 邀请某人外出如果你想跟他约会，你就该约他出去-Susan: I keep hoping he’ll ask me out.keep: 保持我一直希望他能来邀请我-Julie: How’s that going?结果怎样？-Announcer: Bree accidentally poisoned her husband.accidentally: 意外地，偶然地poison: 放毒于Bree不小心毒到了她丈夫-Rex: I can’t believe you tried to kill me.believe: 相信try to: 设法我真不敢相信你想杀了我-Bree: Y es, well, I feel badly about that.badly: 糟糕的是啊，我非常抱歉-Announcer: Lynette indulged in creative parenting?indulge in: 沉溺于creative: 创造性的parenting: 养育，抚养Lynette沉湎于启发式家长养育-Lynette: If any of you acts up, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. act up: 耍脾气,捣蛋Santa: 圣诞老人sock: 袜子你们中任何一个再调皮的话，我就告诉圣诞老人你们不想要圣诞礼物了-Gabrielle: I really hate the way you talk to me.talk to sb.:同…说话我真讨厌你对我说话的方式-Carlos: And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace.spend on: 把…花在… diamond: 砖石necklace: 项链我真痛心花了15000元在你的砖石项链上-Announcer: while Gabrielle indulged in the company of her gardener.company: 陪伴gardener: 园丁当Gabrielle沉湎于她园丁的陪伴-Gabrielle: Hi honey, you’re home early.嗨，亲爱的，你回来真早-Announcer: And everybody’s wondering?wonder: 想知道每个人都在想-Susan: Oh Mary Alice, what did you do?Mary Alice，你到底干了些什么？为什么他们最好的朋友会自杀？-Bree: How much do we really wanna know about our neighbors?wanna(=want to): 想要know about: 知道，了解我们真正了解我们的邻居多少呢？-Announcer: Everyone has a little dirty laundry.a little: 少量，少许laundry: 待洗的衣服dirty laundry: 字面意思为“要洗的脏衣服”，深层意思是“不可告人的秘密”每个人都有一些不可告人之事-Narrator: After I died, I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. begin to: 开始surrender: 交出，交给no longer: 不在，再也不在我死后，我呈交出自己不再需要的部分。

编辑电影学英语美剧学英语漫画学英语听歌学英语游戏英语英语精品阅读助您学习进步- 1 -爱英语使用说明书1练习口语口语是说出来的，跟读模仿是最行之有效的方法之一剧集中的对话都是生活常用语，是练习口语最好的材料。

通过这种跟读模仿，既能了解美国文化（习语表达与文化背景），又能熟悉语音语调，又有语言环境（剧集的上下文语境），而且模仿你喜欢的角色非但不会使你对学习产生厌烦感，反而会让你越来越感兴趣。

需要注意的是，跟读模仿要大声放纵的朗读，要放得开（当然，对内敛型的学习者来说，按自己的方式模仿未尝不可）。

跟读或者模仿时遇到到不会的单词凭印象或感觉先读出来，不要停下来研究这样影响练习口语的连贯性。

操作说明：爱酷所有美剧，电影上面都有视频，下面有中英文对照剧本，打开视频主要是听，然后大声模仿跟读下面剧本2练习听力听力无他法，多听就是王道。

需要注意的是听力最好不戴耳机听，这样可以长时间地练习，并保证用耳健康。

操作说明：通过单页上面视频，练习听力。

听到不懂的地方，暂停，用ctrl+f网页搜索（有的浏览器是在左上角显示搜索栏）在剧本中查找你刚才听到的或者看到的句子或者单词，找到相关词汇解析的解释或者中文译文。

3想每天积累一些英语的朋友可以每天上网，听一首英文歌，看一集小漫画。

积跬步，积小流，功在不舍。

4想过四级的朋友网站所有词汇解析，都是以四级以下单词为起点的，四级单词是重点，所以欢迎大家把大块时间“浪费”在我们网站上。

声明提供影视中英对照剧本及词汇解析，制作人员英语水平均为六级以上和英语专业人员（专四专八，英语研究生）校对的。

在中英对照剧本的基础上，添加每句对白的人物名称，修正对白错误和问题，以四级词汇为准挑出疑难词汇后，根据国内外词典给出词汇在剧本中的语境意思，让用户能够很轻松的理解剧情，达成娱乐中学习英语的最佳效果。

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Season 1, Episode 14: Love Is in the Air-Narrator: Most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from god.most: 大多数的children: child的复数孩子gift: 礼物god: 上帝大多数妈妈会告诉你，她们的孩子是上帝恩赐的礼物。

Most mothers would also tell you that the gifts their children give them are less thanheavenly.also: 也heavenly: 美好的，天国似的大多数妈妈也会告诉你，她们的孩子给她们的礼物，并不是那么的美好。

Lynette had suffered through art work made in kindergarten... ...spice racks made insummer camp... ...and jewelry made at the scout jamboree.suffer through: 忍受，承受art work: 美术作业kindergarten: 幼儿园spice: 香料，调味品rack: 架子summer camp: 夏令营jewelry: 珠宝scout: 童子军jamboree: 少年团体大会LYNETTE忍受着他的孩子们，在幼儿园里画的画……在夏令营里做的调味品架……在童子军少年团体大会里做的珠宝。

But this day, Lynette Scavo received a gift every mother dreams of.receive: 收到gift: 礼物every: 每一个dream of: 梦想，渴望但在这一天，LYNETTE SCAVO收到了一份。

每一个妈妈梦寐以求的……One she wasn't embarrassed to display.embarrassed: 困窘的，不好意思的display: 展示不会令她羞于展示的礼物。

《绝望的主妇》S1-E5说明：1.英文词含义丰富，为减轻学习者的记忆负担，文中对剧中出现的词语大部分只作语境下的解析；本文档中对出现的部分常见语法也作了简单的解析；2.词语释义资料中，标签的使用说明sb---somebody sp---some placeesp.---especiallyetc.et cetera的缩略形式，意为“等等”vt.及物动词vi.不及物动词n.c.可数名词n.u.不可数名词phrv.短语动词Eg.举例说明linking verb系动词singula r单数，没有复数形式plural复数，没有单数形式not in progressive无进行式not in passive无被动形式usually passive通常被动用法not before noun不用于名词前only before noun只用于名词前only after noun只用于名词后AmE美式英语BrE英式英语formal正式用语informal非正式用语【同】表示同义词【反】表示反义词【日常】表示日常用语【书面】表示书面用语一、词汇解析1.ultimatum/ˌʌltəˈmeɪtəm/n.c.a threat saying that if someone does not do what you want by a particular time,you will do something to punish them最后通牒·give sb an ultimatum下最后通牒·make/issue/deliver an ultimatum发出最后通牒·present an ultimatum提出最后通牒·receive an ultimate收到最后通牒·the term of an ultimatum最后通令的条款2.uncover/ʌnˈkʌvər/vt.to find out about something that has been kept secret发现，揭露【同discover】【反cover】Eg.Gabri:It was a close call,and I managed to cover.Eg.Questions were asked and a lot of evidence were uncovered.3.arrange/əˈreɪndʒ/vi.&vtto make it possible for sb to have or do sth安排，准备arrange for stharrange for sb to do sth安排某人做某事4.beloved/bɪˈlʌvɪd/adj.literary or humorous loved very much by someone喜爱的，心爱的Eg.When she traveled,Mr.From would arrange for friends to look after her beloved cat.5.knowledge/ˈnɑ:lɪdʒ/n.u.知道，了解；消息，信息be common/public knowledge众所周知monplace/ˈkɑ:mənpleɪs/adj.happening or existing in many places,and therefore not special or unusual常见的，屡见不鲜的Eg.Her misfortunes ranged from the commonplace to the unusual,to the truly bizarre.arre/bəˈzɑ:r/adj.very unusual and strange古怪的，奇异的8.streak/striːk/n色条、斑条；（不断成功或失败的）一段时期·a streak of一丝……·streak of lightening/fire/light一道闪电/火光/光亮Eg.As she waved goodbye,she worried that Susan’s streak of bad luck would continue.9.intrude/ɪnˈtru:d/vi.to come into a place or situation,and have an unwanted effect闯入，侵扰·intrude on spintruder入侵者10.wave goodbye挥手告别11.no way①不行（表示果断拒绝做某事）；②不会，不可能！AmE（表示不相信或惊讶）12.breach/bri:tʃ/vt.to break a law,rule,or agreement违背，违反，破坏【同break】·breach a law·breach the terms of agreement·breach the security破坏安全Eg.News that an intruder had breached the security of Wisteria Lane spread like wildfire.13.voice/vɔɪs/vt.to tell people your opinions or feelings about a particular subject表达，表示，吐露·voice concern·voice sb’s objection·voice sth over sth对……表示担心Eg.Residents voiced their concerns over the increasing dangers their community faced.14.listen in窃听E.g.FBI is listening in the civilians on their phone conversations.15.teenage gang/ˈtiːneɪdʒ//ɡæŋ/一帮青少年E.g.Helen spoke of a ruthless local teenage gang that had egged her minivan.16.speak of phr.v表明、说明17.control n.u.支配、控制（某人、某物）·have control of/over(sth)有发言权，掌控……18.patrol[pəˈtroʊl]vt.n巡查，巡逻·be on patrol巡逻中19.overkill n.u.more of something than is necessary or desirable.过火、过分Eg.So you can sign up for either daily or nightly patrol,i know that might seem likea overkill.20.surveillance[sərˈveɪləns]n.前缀sur-：向下词根veil-：看监视、监督·be under surveillance·put sb under surveillanceEg.But I guarantee regular surveillance will deter even the most determined criminal.21.deter[diˈtɜr]vt.[日常：put sb off](通过让人意识到做某事会有困难或坏结果而)制止、吓住（某人）·deter sb from doing sth22.determined/dɪˈtɜːrmɪnd/having strong desire to do sth,so that you will not let anyone stop you坚决的，坚定的·determined person/effort/attempts·be determined to do sth下决心/决意做某事23.leave sth behind①忘记带走，留下；②落后；③中断与……的联系；④将……抛在后面；⑤遗留24.item/ˈaɪtəm/n.c.a single thing,especially one thing in a list,group,or set of things（清单上的）一件、一条、一项be an item恋爱25.go away①离开、走开；②（问题、不愉快的感觉）消失；③外出（度假等）·go away for the weekend出去过周末·go away on business trip出差·go away to college去上大学26.recommend/ˌrekəˈmend/vt.to say that something or someone is good,or suggest them for a particular purpose or job推荐27.be understood不言而喻的；达成共识的ed to do sth过去常常做Eg.They never used to fight like that when Mary was alive.Eg.What a shame,they used to be such a happy family.29.get used to doing/being sth习惯于做……E.g.Honey,we are on marriage counsel,I know it’s hard to hear,but the marriage counselling might not work out.You need to get used to being alone.30.in the hope of希望in the need of需要31.foil/fɔɪl/vt.to prevent something bad that someone is planning to do(常被动）挫败、阻止E.g.They are in the hope of foiling potential burglars.32.enroll/ɪnˈrəʊl vt.vi.to officially arrange to join a school,university,or course,or to arrange for someone else to do this.招收英：enroll on/for美：enroll in·enroll sb33.identical/aɪˈdentɪkəl/adj.exactly the same or very similar完全相同的，非常相似的·be identical to/with与……相似/完全相同·be identical in在……方面想像34.bookends n.树立Eg.They are completely identical,you can’t tell them apart,they are like bookends.35.strive viformal to make a great effort to achieve sth努力，奋斗·strive to do sth·strive for/after sthE.g.We do strive for diversity at Barcliff.Identical twins could make a interesting addition.36.predator[ˈprɛdətər]n.食肉动物；掠夺者37.end up phr.vto be in a particular situation,state,or place after a series events,especially when you did not plan it.最终处于，到头来·end up doing sth·end up with sth·end up as president·end up like my mother38.loose-loose situation双输局面39.self-esteem自尊(心)·raise/boost/build up one’s self-esteem·sense of self-esteem·low/poor self-esteemEg.You turn me down.My self-esteem can not take this.40.available/əˈveɪləbəl/adj.(1)something that is available is able to be used or can easily be bought or found ·available to sth/sbEg.Not enough data is available to scientists.·available to do somethingEg.Funds are available to assist teachers who want to attend the conference.·available forEg.No figures are available for the number of goods sold.·available inEg.There are plenty of jobs available in the area.(2)[not before noun]someone who is available is not busy and has enough time to talk to you（人）有空的Eg.Are you available this weekend?(3)someone who is available does not have a wife,boyfriend etc,and therefore may want to start a new romantic relationship with someone else未有对象的、待娶待嫁的。

Season 1, Episode 15: Impossible-Narrator:Bree Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values.believe in: 信仰，相信old-fashioned: 老式的value: 价值观Bree Van De Kamp相信老式的价值观Things like respect for God, the importance of family, and love of country.respect: 尊敬importance: 重要性对比如上帝的尊敬，对家庭的重视，与对祖国的热爱In fact, Bree believed so strongly in her values, it was always a shock whenever she was confronted with those who didn't.in fact: 事实上strongly: 坚定地always: 一直shock: 打击whenever: 无论何时confront with: 面对，面临事实上，Bree太过执著于自己的价值观，以至于每当她面对与她价值观相异的人，她总是会感到震惊。

-Rex: It's not mine.mine: 我的那不是我的-Bree: You promised the cheating had stopped, Rex. You promised.promise: 承诺cheating: 不忠，不贞你保证不再背叛我了，Rex，你保证过了。

-Rex: Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling really lousy today.yell at: 对…大叫each other: 彼此really: 真的lousy: 恶心的我们可以不要冲着对方嚷嚷吗？我今天感觉很不好。

Normally, there’s never anything newsworthyabout my life.通常我的生活没有任何新闻价值。

In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.事实上,这天太平常不过了,平静地打理着家里的一切,直至完美。

Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.受好奇心驱使,她想到一个不请自来的理由。

And, for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.然后,有那么一会儿,胡博太太静静地站在厨房里陷入了深深的悲伤。

Ifthere was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.如果说胡博太太有什么优点,那就是凡事她都往积极的一面去想。

I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all theresidents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.我的葬礼在星期一。

葬礼结束后,紫藤郡的邻居们都去我家表达他们的哀思。

Of course, she didn’t cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.当然,当她还在职场打拼的时候,她很少做饭。

Season 1, Episode 23: One Wonderful Day-Mary Alice: Previously on Desperate Housewivespreviously: 以前前情回顾There is a motive to every mystery…motive: 动机mystery: 秘密，秘密的事情每一个秘密都有一个动机-Doctor Craig: Your body isn't responding to the medication the way it should.respond : 反应medication: 医药，药物你的身体对药物没有应有的反应。

-Rex Van De Camp: I think I'm having a heart attack.attack: 攻击；疾病发作我想我的心脏病发作了-Mary Alice:...evidence of every crime...evidence: 证据crime:犯罪每个犯罪的证据...-Gabrielle: They're charging you with a hate crime?charge: 指控hate: 仇恨crime: 犯罪他们指控你蓄意伤害?-Carlos: I thought you were cheating with him.think: 以为，想cheat: 欺骗，作弊；[俚语]不忠于（丈夫或妻子），（在男女关系上）不忠实【cheat 这个词字典里面是欺骗，作弊的意思，这个地方可以理解为与…偷情，这个是句很实用的用法】我以为你和他偷情-Gabrielle: With our gay cable guy?gay: 男同性恋cable: 有线电视guy: （男）人，家伙和一个同性恋的有线电视工人?-Carlos: I didn't know he was gay. I didn't know Justin was either.either: 任一，两方的我不知道他是同性恋.我也不知道Justin是个同性恋-Mary Alice: ...and an answer to every question.每一个问题的答案-Susan: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must have been going on.Gabby, 她自杀了。

M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. M a r t h a H u b e r,w h o'd b e e n s t a r t l e d b y a s t r a n g e p o p p i n g s o u n d.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s.H u b e r t r i e d t o t h i n k o f a r e a s o n f o r d r o p p i n g i n o n m e u n a n n o u n c e d. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.[S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s.H u b e r s t o o d m o t i o n l e s s i n h e r k i t c h e n,g r i e f-s t r i c k e n b y t h i s s e n s e l e s s t r a g e d y.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s.H u b e r w a s k n o w n f o r,i t w a s h e r a b i l i t y t o l o o k o n t h e b r i g h t s i d e.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. Af t e r t h e f u n e r a l,a l l t h e r e s id e n t s o f W i s t e r ia L a n e c a me to p a y t h e i r r e sp e c ts.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d. L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n. L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n. S h e d i d n't c o o k m u c h w h i l e m o v i n g u p t h e c o r p o r a t e l a d d e r. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e.B ut wh e n he r d o c to r a n no u nc e d s he wa s p r e g na n t,he r hu sb a nd T o m ha d a n id e a. "W h y n o t q u i t y o u r j o b""K i d s d o b e t t e r w i t h s t a y-a t-h o m e m o m s.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant. L y n e t t e w o u l d'v e a p p r e c i a t e d t h e i r o n y i f s h e'd t h o u g h t a b o u t i t.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o. Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I a m n o t g o i n g t o b e e h u m i l i a t e e d i n f r o n t o f t h e e e e n t i r e e n e e i g h b o r h o o d. And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer. How did you geet that I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h.G a b r i e l l e S o l i s w h o l i v e s d o w n t h e b l o c k b r o u g h t a s p i c y p a e l l a. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men.C a r l o s,w h o wo r k e d i n m e r g e r s a n d a c q u i s i t i o n s,p r o p o s e d o n t h e i r t h i r d d a t e.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s.B u t s h e s o o n d i s c o v e r e d t h i s h a p p e n e d e v e r y t i m eC a r l o s c l o s e d a b i g d e a l.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t.H o w e v e r,h e r r e l a t i o n s h i p w i t h h e r h u s b a n d w a s c o n s i d e r a b l y c o o l e r. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee. Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's conveertiblee. -J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. W h y n o t A t t h e e D o n a h u e e p a r t y e e v e e r y o n e e w a s t a l k i n g m u t u a l f u n d s. Y o u m e e n t i o n e e d y o u s l e e p t w i t h h a l f t h e e Y a n k e e e e o u t f i e e l d.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n. P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y.W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Y e s,B r e e's m a n y t a l e n t s w e r e k n o w n t h r o u g h o u t t h e n e i g h b o r h o o d.E v e r y o n e o n W i s t e r i a L a n e t h o u g h t o f B r e e a s t h e p e r f e c t w i f e a n d m o t h e r.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. T h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e b l u e e r i b b o n i s j u s t f o r y o u a n d Z a c h a r y.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morni ng.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e. O f c o u r s e e. S u s a n M a y e r,w h o l i v e s a c r o s s t h e s t r e e t,b r o u g h t m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e s e. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook a n d s h e r a r e l y m a d e i t w e l l.I t w a s t o o s a l t y t h e n i g h t s h e a n d K a r l m o v e d i n t o t h e i r h o u s e.I t w a s t o o w a t e r y t h e n i g h t s h e f o u n d l i p s t i c k o n K a r l's s h i r t. S h e b u r n e d i t t h e n i g h t K a r l t o l d h e r h e w a s l e a v i n g h e r f o r h i s s e c r e t a r y.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. S u s a n h a d s t a r t e d t o t h i n k h o w n i c e i t w o u l d b e t o h a v e a m a n i n h e r l i f e.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think t h a t's t h e e o n l y w a y t o s o l v e e t h e e i r p r o b l e e m s.-M r s. Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee. Likee ho w Dad's girlfrieend alwa ys s a ys nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e. [J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't meean anything.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration. "-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most wo meen leead Livees of noisy fulfillmeent"- Good for you. -D i d h e e h a v e e t o b a n g h i s s e e c r e e t a r y I h a d t h a t w o m a n t o b r u n c h.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l. T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee w i t h a l o a d e e d S m i t h&W e e s s o n. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. S o,S u s a n,i s h e e g o n n a s t o p s e e e e i n g t h a t w o m a n I d o n't k n o w. I'm s o r r y,y o u g u y s,I j u s t I j u s t d o n't k n o w h o w I'm g o n n a s u r v i v e e t h i s. L i s t e e n t o m e e. W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f. -S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g p r o b l e e m s,s h e e s h o u l d'v e e l e e t u s h e e l p h e e r. What probleems could shee havee had Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nice e family.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u. -W h y I m a d e e i t.T r u s t m e e. Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and c h e e e e s e e. O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d y o u I t t a s t e e s l i k e e i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e e d. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r. S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t. -[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o P l u m b e e r.S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out. -[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys cheeeer] What aree you d o i n g W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e. -Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l. -I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o I a m y o u r m o t h e e r. Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n.W e e w a n t t o s w i m a n d y o u c a n't s t o p u s![C h a t t e e r][S h e e g r o a n s]H e e r e e. -N o!-G e e t o u t. Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o. M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o. L y n e t t e s h o u l d n't h a v e b e e n s o c o n c e r n e d a b o u t m y h u s b a n d.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework. -H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K. W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e.How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex - Aree you mad I askeed you that - No, I'm trying to r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g. Just What I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y. - Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y.E d i e B r i t t w a s t h e m o s t p r e d a t o r y d i v o r c e i n a f i v e-b l o c k r a d i u s.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s. V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u. W h a t's t h i s S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i n v i t e e y o u i n,b u t I w a s i n t h e e m i d d l e e o f s o m e e t h i n g.-I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t. -I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n.F o r a m o m e n t,S u s a n w o n d e r e d i f h e r r i v a l r y w i t h E d i e wo u l d r e m a i n f r i e n d l y. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look at my pipees women d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e. N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s.E v e e r y t i m e e I'm a r o u n d t h a t m a n,h e e t r i e e s t o g r a b m y a s s.I m a d e e o v e e r200,000d o i n g b u s i n e e s s w i t h h i m l a s t y e e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m. [W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. W h y i s t h a t b u s h t h e e r e e Y o u w e e r e e s u p p o s e e d t o d i g i t u p. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee wi thout.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t. So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf in thee kitcheen. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o.B u t I'm k e e e e p i n g m y b a c k p r e e s s e e d a g a i n s t t h e e w a l l t h e e e e n t i r e e t i m e e. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and I can't afford t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e A b s o l u t e e l y. [Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup Danieellee, theeree is nothing abnormal a b o u t b a s i l p u r e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of - Likee Freench onion or navy beean - Your fatheer c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o-I t's O K.-I t's O K I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer Excusee mee Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and b e e a n s,a n d t h e e y'r e e e e a t i n g,e e v e e r y o n e e's h a p p y. -Y o u'd r a t h e e r I s e e r v e e d p o r k a n d b e e a n s-A p o l o g i z e e n o w,I b e e g. I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee Can't wee just havee food - Aree you doing drugs - What Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p. M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. Y o u'r e e t h e e o n e e a c t i n g l i k e e s h e e's r u n n i n g f o r M a y o r o f S t e e p f o r d. Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying someething. Pass thee salt Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion.I n d i g n a t i o n. T o m,t h i s i s m y f i f t h m e e s s a g e e a n d y o u s t i l l h a v e e n't c a l l e e d m e e b a c k. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e.Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree g e e t t i n g a p l a n e e a n d j o i n i n g y o u. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. -N o,I-W h e e r e e a r e e y o u r b r o t h e e r s-N o o d l e e s,m y f a v o r i t e e. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p. N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u H o w's t h e e f i r m-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u. -Y e e a h. W e e a l l s a y,i f y o u h a d n't q u i t y o u'd b e e r u n n i n g t h e e p l a c e e b y n o w. Y e e a h,w e e l l.S o h o w's d o m e e s t i c l i f e e D o n't yo u j u s t l o v e e b e e i n g a m o m A n d t h e r e i t w a s. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. W e e l l,t o b e e h o n e e s t F o r t h o s e w h o a s k e d i t,o n l y o n e a n s w e r w a s a c c e p t a b l e. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d.[G a s p s]-Y o u k n o w w h a t I d o n't g e e t-W h a t W h y y o u m a r r i e e d M r. S o l i s. W e e l l,h e e p r o m i s e e d t o g i v e e m e e e e v e e r y t h i n g I'v e e e e v e e r w a n t e e d. -A n d d i d h e e-Y e e s. T h e e n w h y a r e e n't y o u h a p p y T u r n s o u t I w a n t e e d a l l t h e e w r o n g t h i n g s. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree Why aree wee doing this Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a s u d d e e n u r g e e t o b l o w m y b r a i n s o u t. -H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery Stop beeing neervous.Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of sugar cubees. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r. T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y-N o,n o t a t a l l. What's up Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I just wanteed to ask if -E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a.A n d I m a d e e t o o m u c h s o I t h o u g h t I'd b r i n g s o m e e o v e e r t o M i k e e. -W h a t's g o i n g o n-S u s a n w a s g o n n a a s k m e e s o m e e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r,r i g h t-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e. -Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e. -W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w Y o u w a n t t o c o m e e o v e e r n o w Y o u h a v e e c o m p a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r. [S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t.-H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s. -I t's n o t w o r k i n g. -[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m.H o w a m I g o n n a s t o p u p t h e e s i n k W e e l l,h e e r e e's y o u r p r o b l e e m. S o m e e b o d y s t u f f e e d a b u n c h o f P o p s i c l e e s t i c k s d o w n h e e r e e. I'v e e t o l d J u l i e e a m i l l i o n t i m e e s n o t t o p l a y i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. K i d s,y o u k n o w. I'll go p ut in yo ur or deer s a nd I'll b ee b ac k with yo ur p la te e s fo r thee sa la d bar. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u.T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s.C a n w e e g o p l a y u n t i l o u r f o o d g e e t s h e e r e e-T h i s i s f a m i l y t i m e e.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I k n o w y o u t h i n k I'm a n g r y a b o u t c o m i n g h e e r e e,b u t I'm n o t. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I j u s t c a n't l i v e e i n t h i s t h i s d e e t e e r g e e n t c o m m e e r c i a l a n y m o r e e. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u. U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r.W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms l a b e e l e e d"C h i c k s"a n d"D u d e e s",y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d. -W h a t's i n t h i s-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d. -N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee -H e e y!-H e e y!I w a s n't e e x p e e c t i n g y o u f o r a w e e e e k.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i. Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e. - Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee right now and practisee t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s.。

Season 1, Episode 13: Your Fault- Lynette: "...okay, your 30 seconds is up now.okay: 可以了second: 秒30秒到了。

Get back here, get back here, get back here.放回来, 放回来，放回来。

I want the toys picked up.toy: 玩具把玩具捡起来!How many times do I have to tell you, pick up your toys!times: 次数toy: 玩具要我告诉你多少次啊, 捡起你的玩具!You want a spanking? Is that what you want?"spanking: 打屁股，一顿揍你们想被打屁股吗? 好啊!"There is a look that parents of well behaved children, give to the parents of the not so well behaved..."behave: 举止，行为乖孩子的父母看到不太乖孩子的父母时的表情。

-Lynette: "Porter, don’t you dare look at me like that. I will wipe that smirk right off your face. And don’t think that I won’t..."dare: 敢，胆敢smirk: 假笑，得意的笑wipe: 消除，擦去Porter, 你胆敢那样看着我, 小心我让你笑不出来..."A look that says? You should learn to control your kids?"control: 管教kid: 孩子那个表情好像是在说“你应该学会管教自己的孩子”。

Season 1, Episode 2: Ah, But Underneath-GABRIELLE: if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known.some sort of: 某种crisis: 危机如果Mary Alice有什么不对劲，我们应该会知道的。

She lives 50 feet away, for God’s sakes.for God’s sakes: 【天晓得】看在上帝的面上天晓得，她住的离我们不过50英尺。

-SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must’ve been going on.go on: 发生Gabby，她结束了自己的生命，肯定有事情发生。

-GABRIELLE: Every time I’m around that man, he tries to grab my ass!around: 在……周围try to: 设法grab: 抓握ass: 屁股我每次遇见他，他都想摸我的屁股。

-CARLOS: I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.business：生意do business with: 与某人做生意去年我和他做了超过20万美元的生意。

如果他想摸你就让他摸吧-JOHN: Why aren’t you happy? 你为什么不开心？-GABRIELLE: Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.turn out: 证明是结果证明我所要的东西都没用。

-GABRIELLE: What’s that? 这是什么？-BREE: It’s a letter, addressed to Mary Alice.一封写给Mary Alice的信。