英语故事短文带翻译-小红帽
There once was a cute little girl, who met with like, but her favorite was her grandmother, and there was nothing she wanted to give her something. Once she gave her a velvet, Little Red Riding Hood, worn on her head just right. Since then, the girl no longer willing to wear any other hat, so always called her “Little Red Riding Hood.”
One day her mother Little Red Riding Hood, said: “Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine to your grandmother, she is ill, weak, and they will do better now take advantage of the day yet. heat, and quickly leave it in a good way to go, do not run, do not leave the path, or you may fall, so the grandmother could not get anything on. to grandma’s house, do not forget to say ‘good morning’, also Do entered the room look east look west. “
“I’ll be careful.” Little Red Riding Hood to her mother, and gave her hand on it.
Grandma lived in the village outside the forest, Little Red Riding Hood from the house there is a long way. Little Red Riding Hood had just entered the wood, a wolf met her. Little Red Riding Hood did not know the wolf is the bad guy, so is not afraid of him.
“Hello, Little Red Riding Hood,” Wolf said.
“Thank you, Mr. Wolf.”
“Little Red Riding Hood, Whither away so early?”
“I’m going to grandma’s house.”
“What have you got in your apron?”
“Cake and wine. Yesterday was baked some cakes, poor sick grandmother, eat some good things in order to recover.”
“Your grandmother live, Little Red Riding Hood?”
“There is still a road into the woods yet. Her house stands under the three large oak, walnut trees around the lower fence. You must know that.” Little Red Riding Hood said.
The wolf thought to himself: “This little thing Xipinenr ou, the taste is certainly better than the old woman that I want to pay attention to what the policy, so both she is mine..” Then it accompanied Little Red Riding Hood walking for a while, then he said: “little Red Riding Hood, you see how pretty the flowe rs ah why do not you look round there are these little birds are singing sounds so nice ah you probably do not hear all the wonderful woods!?!? ah, but you just go forward, like going to school. “Little Red Riding Hood looked up and saw the sun through the trees back and forth Tiaodang, beautiful flowers around the open, thought:. “Maybe I should pick flowers to a grandma, cheer her now early in the day, I will not go late. “she then left the road and went into the woods to look for flowers. Every time she picked a flower, always feel that there’s still more beautiful flowers, in turn stepped forward, the result has come to the depths of the woods.
At this time, the wolf ran straight to the grandmother’s house and knocked on the door.
“Who is it?”
“Little Red Riding Hood.” Wolf replied, “I bring you a cake and wine. Open the door which.”
“Lift the latch on the line,” Grandma said aloud, “I have no strength to get up.”
Wolf lifted the latch, the door opened. Wolf said nothing rushed gr andmother’s bed, and devoured her grandmother. Then he put on her clothes, put on her hat, lying in bed,
drew the curtains.
Little Red Riding Hood can then still running about picking flowers. Until gathered so many that she could not take it all, she remembered her grandmother, back on the road to grandma’s house.
See Grandma’s door open, she felt very strange. She entered the room there is a strange feeling, mind he wanted: “!? Gosh I usually like so much to the grandmother’s house today how so af raid,” she shouted: “Good morning!”, But received no answer . She went to bed and drew the curtains, lay her grandmother, a hat pulled down over her face, and looking very strange.
“Hey, Grandma,” she said, “Your ears how such a big way?”
“In order to better hear you, baby.”
“But Grandma, your eyes how such a big way?” Asked Little Red Riding Hood.
“In order to more clearly see you, darling.”
“Grandma, your hand how such a big way?”
“Better to hug you.”
“Grandma, your mouth how terrible big?”
“One can eat you ah!”
Wolf just finish, he jumped up from the bed, and devoured Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in bed after sleeping, and snoring loudly. A hunter happened to come from th e front of the house, thinking: “! This lady snore loud ah I want to play well just see if she wants anything.” He went into the house, he came to the bed only to find the wolf was lying there. “You old rascal, I’m looking for you for so long, I really did not expect to find you here!” He said. He is preparing to shoot the wolf, suddenly thought, this is likely the wolf
devoured the grandmother, grandmother and perhaps still alive. It did not fire, but took a pair of scissors, the hands of the sleeping wolf’s belly cut open. He had made two snips, he saw a small red hat. He also made two snips, the little girl sprang out, crying: “!. I really got scared of the dark inside the wolf” Then, my grandmother came out alive also, just a little out of breath. Little Red Riding Hood quickly fetched great stones, into the wolf’s stomach. When the wolf woke up to escape, but the stones were so heavy that it just stand up fell to the ground, dead.
Three people very happy. Hunter peel skins and went home; grandmother ate Little Red Riding Hood to bring cakes and wine, spirit better; and Little Red Riding Hood was thinking: “If mom does not allow me forever and never leave the road alone, ran into the forest . “
He also said that Little Red Riding Hood and later another one taking cakes to the old grandmother, another wolf spoke to her, tried to entice her from the path. Can be Little Red Riding Hood was on her guard, and went straight forward. She told her grandmother that she had met the wolf, although the guy said to her lips, “Hello”, the eyes actually bare fiercely, either in the road, it is quasi her to eat. “Well,” said the grandmother, “we will shut the door, do not let it come in.” A moment later, the wolf knocked, and cried:. “Grandma, Open the door Yeah I w as Little Red Riding Hood, bringing you some cakes. “but they did not speak, do not open the door. This long furry gray guy turn around the house two or three times, and finally jumped on the roof, intending to wait until Red Riding Hood to go home in the evening, secretly followed behind her, while the dark to eat her. But the grandmother saw what was in his mind. She remembered front of the house there is a large stone trough, so the little girl said: “Little Red Riding Hood, take the pail, yesterday I di d some sausage, cooked
sausage to mention some of the water to pour a stone trough..” Little Red Riding Hood to mention a lot water, put that big stone trough packed full. Sausage smell floated into the wolf’s nostrils, it is hard to smell with the smell i t, and looked down to the last stretched out his neck too long, and his body began to slip. It slipped down from the roof straight into the great tank drowned. Little Red Riding Hood went joyously home, and no one ever did anything to harm her.
从前有个可爱的小姑娘，谁见了都喜欢，但最喜欢她的是她的奶奶，简直是她要什么就给她什么。一次，奶奶送给小姑娘一顶用丝绒做的小红帽，戴在她的头上正好合适。从此，姑娘再也不愿意戴任何别的帽子，于是大家便叫她“小红帽”。
一天，妈妈对小红帽说：“来，小红帽，这里有一块蛋糕和一瓶葡萄酒，快给奶奶送去，奶奶生病了，身子很虚弱，吃了这些就会好一些的。趁着现在天还没有热，赶紧动身吧。在路上要好好走，不要跑，也不要离开大路，否则你会摔跤的，那样奶奶就什么也吃不上了。到奶奶家的时候，别忘了说‘早上好’，也不要一进屋就东瞧西瞅。”
“我会小心的。”小红帽对妈妈说，并且还和妈妈拉手作保证。
奶奶住在村子外面的森林里，离小红帽家有很长一段路。小红帽刚走进森林就碰到了一条狼。小红帽不知道狼是坏家伙，所以一点也不怕它。
“你好，小红帽，”狼说。
“谢谢你，狼先生。”
“小红帽，这么早要到哪里去呀？”
“我要到奶奶家去。”
“你那围裙下面有什么呀？”
“蛋糕和葡萄酒。昨天我们家烤了一些蛋糕，可怜的奶奶生了病，要吃一些
好东西才能恢复过来。”
“你奶奶住在哪里呀，小红帽？”
“进了林子还有一段路呢。她的房子就在三棵大橡树下，低处围着核桃树篱笆。你一定知道的。”小红帽说。
狼在心中盘算着：“这小东西细皮嫩肉的，味道肯定比那老太婆要好。我要讲究一下策略，让她俩都逃不出我的手心。”于是它陪着小红帽走了一会儿，然后说：“小红帽，你看周围这些花多么美丽啊！干吗不回头看一看呢？还有这些小鸟，它们唱得多么动听啊！你大概根本没有听到吧？林子里的一切多么美好啊，而你却只管往前走，就像是去上学一样。”
小红帽抬起头来，看到阳光在树木间来回跳荡，美丽的鲜花在四周开放，便想：“也许我该摘一把鲜花给奶奶，让她高兴高兴。现在天色还早，我不会去迟的。”她于是离开大路，走进林子去采花。她每采下一朵花，总觉得前面还有更美丽的花朵，便又向前走去，结果一直走到了林子深处。
就在此时，狼却直接跑到奶奶家，敲了敲门。
“是谁呀？”
“是小红帽。”狼回答，“我给你送蛋糕和葡萄酒来了。快开门哪。”
“你拉一下门栓就行了，”奶奶大声说，“我身上没有力气，起不来。”
狼刚拉起门栓，那门就开了。狼二话没说就冲到奶奶的床前，把奶奶吞进了肚子。然后她穿上奶奶的衣服，戴上她的帽子，躺在床上，还拉上了帘子。
可这时小红帽还在跑来跑去地采花。直到采了许多许多，她都拿不了啦，她才想起奶奶，重新上路去奶奶家。
看到奶奶家的屋门敞开着，她感到很奇怪。她一走进屋子就有一种异样的感觉，心中便想：“天哪！平常我那么喜欢来奶奶家，今天怎么这样害怕？”她大声叫道：“早上好！”，可是没有听到回答。她走到床前拉开帘子，只见奶奶躺在床
上，帽子拉得低低的，把脸都遮住了，样子非常奇怪。
“哎，奶奶，”她说，“你的耳朵怎么这样大呀？”
“为了更好地听你说话呀，乖乖。”
“可是奶奶，你的眼睛怎么这样大呀？”小红帽又问。
“为了更清楚地看你呀，乖乖。”
“奶奶，你的手怎么这样大呀？”
“可以更好地抱着你呀。”
“奶奶，你的嘴巴怎么大得很吓人呀？”
“可以一口把你吃掉呀！”
狼刚把话说完，就从床上跳起来，把小红帽吞进了肚子，狼满足了食欲之后便重新躺到床上睡觉，而且鼾声震天。一位猎人碰巧从屋前走过，心想：“这老太太鼾打得好响啊！我要进去看看她是不是出什么事了。”猎人进了屋，来到床前时却发现躺在那里的竟是狼。“你这老坏蛋，我找了你这么久，真没想到在这里找到你！”他说。他正准备向狼开枪，突然又想到，这狼很可能把奶奶吞进了肚子，奶奶也许还活着。猎人就没有开枪，而是操起一把剪刀，动手把呼呼大睡的狼的肚子剪了开来。他刚剪了两下，就看到了红色的小帽子。他又剪了两下，小姑娘便跳了出来，叫道：“真把我吓坏了！狼肚子里黑漆漆的。”接着，奶奶也活着出来了，只是有点喘不过气来。小红帽赶紧跑去搬来几块大石头，塞进狼的肚子。狼醒来之后想逃走，可是那些石头太重了，它刚站起来就跌到在地，摔死了。
三个人高兴极了。猎人剥下狼皮，回家去了；奶奶吃了小红帽带来的蛋糕和葡萄酒，精神好多了；而小红帽却在想：“要是妈妈不允许，我一辈子也不独自离开大路，跑进森林了。”
人们还说，小红帽后来又有一次把蛋糕送给奶奶，而且在路上又有一只狼跟
她搭话，想骗她离开大路。可小红帽这次提高了警惕，头也不回地向前走。她告诉奶奶她碰到了狼，那家伙嘴上虽然对她说“你好”，眼睛里却露着凶光，要不是在大路上，它准把她给吃了。“那么，”奶奶说，“我们把门关紧，不让它进来。”不一会儿，狼真的一面敲着门一面叫道：“奶奶，快开门呀。我是小红帽，给你送蛋糕来了。”但是她们既不说话，也不开门。这长着灰毛的家伙围着房子转了两三圈，最后跳上屋顶，打算等小红帽在傍晚回家时偷偷跟在她的后面，趁天黑把她吃掉。可奶奶看穿了这家伙的坏心思。她想起屋子前有一个大石头槽子，便对小姑娘说：“小红帽，把桶拿来。我昨天做了一些香肠，提些煮香肠的水去倒进石头槽里。”小红帽提了很多很多水，把那个大石头槽子装得满满的。香肠的气味飘进了狼的鼻孔，它使劲地用鼻子闻呀闻，并且朝下张望着，到最后把脖子伸得太长了，身子开始往下滑。它从屋顶上滑了下来，正好落在大石槽中，淹死了。小红帽高高兴兴地回了家，从此再也没有谁伤害过她。
英语小短文带翻译100字20篇 1.A happy Day It was sunny and very hot today. I got up early and helped my parents cook breakfast. Then I washed the dishes and cleaned the room. After a short rest I did my homework in the morning. In the afternoon I went swimming in the nearest swimming pool with my friends. It was really cool to swim in such a hot day. I surfed the internet and read a storybook in the evening. I really had a busy and happy day. 今天天气晴朗比较热。我起得很早，帮父母做早饭。然后我洗碗打扫屋子。休息一会后我上午做作业。下午我和朋友去我家最近的游泳池游泳。在如此炎热的夏天游泳的确很棒。晚上我上网、看故事书。我今天很忙过得很快乐。 2.给笔友的一封信 Dear Lucy I am very glad to hear from you. Now let me introduce myself to you. My name is Li Lei. I am eleven years old. I am tall with a pair of glasses. Now I am studying at Yuying Primary School. I am in Class One，Grade 5. I like singing and playing the piano very much. I am good at English and Chinese. 很高兴收到你的来信。现在让我介绍我自己。我叫李雷。11岁。我高个子、带眼镜。我在育英小学。我在五年级一班。我非常喜欢唱歌和弹钢琴。我数学和语文学得都很好。 3。暑假打算 I will have a busy summer vacation. I am going to do my homework every day . I am going to the library to borrow some books and go to the shops to buy some books.I am going to do sports such as playing table tennis, swimming and so on. I am going to visit my grandparents and stay there for a week. I am going to help my parents do some housework. 我暑假会很忙。我每天要写作业。我打算去图书馆去借书、去商店买书。我要做运动，如：打乒乓球、游泳等。我要去看爷爷奶奶并在那住一周。我要帮父母做家务。 4.自我介绍 Hello, everyone. My name is Kelly. I am friendly and honest.I am good at English and maths. I like surfing the internet,playing computer games, watching TV and traveling. I also like playing table tennis and I am good at it ,too. I often play table tennis with my friends on weekends. And I want to be a famous table tennis player when I grow up. What I like most is to see the seagulls flying freely in the sky so I often go to the sea in summer. My favourite colour is white because I think white is symbolize purity. 大家好我的名字叫KELLY .我很友好、诚实。我擅长英语和数学。我爱上网、玩电脑网络游戏、看电视和旅游。我也喜欢打乒乓球。我经常和朋友们在周末打乒乓球，长大了我想当一个乒乓球运动员。最喜欢在海边看着海鸥自由自在的飞翔，因此在夏天我经常去海边。白色是我的最爱。因为我觉得白色是纯洁的象征。 5.A nice Sunday It is Sunday and it is a fine day today. We come to the People Park with our English teacher who came from Canada. Look ! Tom and other five boys are playing
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高中英语励志小故事带翻译 在高中学习生活中，我们每隔一段时间可能会感觉枯燥乏味，对生 活对学习失去了兴趣，那幺我们就需一些方法让自己重拾信心，那幺有什幺 方法能让我们在学习中找到乐趣，从学习中找到生活的方向呢，小编的建议 是可以看一些英语励志的小故事，那样既能提高我们的英语水平，还能鼓励 我们继续前进，以下是小编整理的英语励志小故事！ 高中英语励志小故事（一）AyoungmanaskedSocratesthesecrettosuccess.Socratestoldtheyoungmantomeethimn eartheriverthenextmorning.Theymet.Socratesaskedtheyoungmantowalkwithhimtow ardtheriver.Whenthewatergotuptotheirneck,Socratestooktheyoungmanbysurprisean dduckedhimintothewater.TheboystruggledtogetoutbutSocrateswasstrongandkepthi mthereuntiltheboystartedturningblue.Socratespulledhisheadoutofthewaterandthefirs tthingtheyoungmandidwastogaspandtakeadeepbreathofair.Socratesasked,“Whatdid youwantthemostwhenyouwerethere?”Theboyreplied,“Air.”Socratessaid,“Thatisthes ecrettosuccess.Whenyouwantsuccessasbadlyasyouwantedtheair,thenyouwillgetit.Th ereisnoothersecret.”一个年轻人向苏格拉底询问成功的秘诀，苏格拉底让年轻 人第二天早晨到河边见他。他们见面后，苏格拉底叫年轻人和他一起走向河 里，当河水淹至他们的脖子时，苏格拉底出其不意地抓住年轻人并把其压入 水中，那人想要挣出水面，而强壮有力的苏格拉底将他摁在水中直到他变得 无力抗争，脸色发青。苏格拉底将他的头拖出水面，这个年轻人所做的第一 件事就是大口喘息后，深吸一口气。苏格拉底问：“当你闷在水里的时候你最 想要的是什幺？”年轻人回答说：“空气。”苏格拉底说：“那就是成功的秘诀。 当你像渴望空气一样渴望成功，你就能够获得它！没有其他的秘密了。”高中
1 I Don’t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mothe “I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.” 我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校。 一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？” “不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等 于6.” 2 Ten Candies Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Ten？” Mother asks. Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?” 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？” “10块。”吉姆说。
“10块？”妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10， 不对吗？” 3 Where is the egg? Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the “egg"? Student: In the cake, sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 4 Count Tomorrow Morning night. John is looking at the sky. It’s a Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”John says, “I’m counting stars.” really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow Tom laughs and says, “It’s morning?” 明天早上数
少儿英语小故事带翻译 故事一般都和原始人类的生产生活有密切关系，他们迫切地希望认识自然，于是便以自身为依据，想象天地万物都和人一样，有着生命和意志。以下是为您整理的《少儿英语小故事带翻译》，希望大家能够喜欢。 少儿英语小故事带翻译篇一 The Ugly Duckling IT was lovely summer weather in the country, and the golden corn, the green oats, and the haystacks piled up in the meadows looked beautiful. The stork walking about on his long red legs chattered in the Egyptian language, which he had learnt from his mother. The corn-fields and meadows were surrounded by large forests, in the midst of which were deep pools. It was, indeed, delightful to walk about in the country. In a sunny spot stood a pleasant old farm-house close by a deep river, and from the house down to the water side grew great burdock leaves, so high, that under the tallest of them a little child could stand upright. The spot was as wild as the centre of a thick wood. In this snug retreat sat a duck on her nest, watching for her young brood to hatch; she was beginning to get tired of her task, for the little ones were a long time coming out of their shells, and she seldom had any visitors. The other ducks liked much better to swim about in the river than to climb the slippery banks, and sit under a burdock leaf, to have a gossip with her. At length one shell cracked, and then another, and from each egg came a living creature that lifted its head and cried, “;Peep, peep.”; “;Quack, quack,”; said the mother, and then they all quacked as well as they could, and looked about them on every side at the large green leaves. Their mother allowed them to look as much as they liked, because green is good for the eyes. “;How large the world is,”; said the young ducks, when
2上帝那里没有现成的果实 三个人千辛万苦找到了上帝，请求他给予帮助。上帝问他们各需要什么。第一个人说他要一座大宅院；第二个人说，他要一个农庄；第三个人说他要一块大金条。上帝说他可以满足他们的需要。于是上帝给了第一个人一堆砖头，给了第二个人一把种子，给了第三个人一把沙子。 No Ready-made Fruit in God’s Hand Three guys finally got the God through trials and errors. They were eager to ask God for help. Right after the God asked what they want, the first man claim a big courtyard, the second a farmstead, and the third a bar of gold. God promised them. At last, the first man was given a pile of bricks, the second a bag of seed and the third a mass of sand. 3虫子的压力 有这么一种虫子，它的体长还不到一毫米，也许因为在电子显微镜下看起来像一头黑熊，所以人们叫它雄虫。它主要生活在淡水的沉渣，潮湿土壤以及苔藓植物的水膜中。最近日本冈山大学物理学家小野文久发现了一个惊人的现象：当20只小熊虫被放入密封的容器内，在实验室制造的7.5万个大气压下，20只熊虫只有两只死亡，其余的18只安然无恙。7.5万个大气压！它相当于每平方豪米要承受700多千克重物的压力，它足以上淀粉瞬间变性，生米顷刻为熟饭。自然条件下，地球上也只有180千米的地幔深处才拥有如此大的压力。 至今没有人能弄清楚熊虫为何如此能忍。不只是出于对这种超强生命力的尊重还是怀疑，有人叫它地狱之虫。一个长度不超过1毫米的微不足道的虫子，能承受命运给他如此的压力，相比较而言，我们这些自称是高级动物，智慧生命，万物之灵的人呢？在人的现实生活中，有多少小小的心结，小小的压力构成我们所谓的生存压力。在这样的压力下又有多少悲观失落之人将美好的人生称作地狱？现在一比才觉得，其实我们的压力就好比是真空，我饿美女的地狱就是天堂中的天堂。在那一刻，我在心里默默地鞠了一躬，不是为熊虫，而是感谢造物主没有把这样的压力降在人间。 W orm’s Pressure This is a worm whose body is no less than one millimeter. It is called 熊虫(XC) perhaps for the reason that it looks like a black bear under the microscop. The XC usually habited in the slurry of fresh water, wet soil and the 水膜of moss plants. Recently, there was an amazing news discovered by 日本冈山大学物理学家小野文久: when 20 little XC were placed in a sealed container under the 7.5 万个大气压making in experiment condition, there were only two died and the other 18 have no trouble at all. 7.5 万个大气压, equal to over 700 kilogram stress per square meter, which is powerful enough to它足以上淀粉瞬间变性and the rice ready to eat. In natural condition, this pressure can only be found in the 地幔beneath the earth 180 kilogram. Till now, nobody have an idea about the tolerance of XC. Someone also call it worm of hell out of admiration or suspicion. A worm, with its length less than one
英语幽默笑话故事带翻译 篇一：英语短文笑话(带翻译) 1、How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!" 中文翻译 "法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？" 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！" 2 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?" 丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果，为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字，而女人每天使用30000个。 妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。他问："什么？" 3 Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。 4、 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any." "But has he finished his own cake?" "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that." "汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。" "他已经吃完自己的了么？" "是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"
短篇励志英语美文摘抄带翻译【三篇】 导读：本文短篇励志英语美文摘抄带翻译【三篇】，仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。 短篇励志英语美文：A Better Tomorrow People often wonder why historians go to so much trouble to preserve millions of books, documents and records. Why do we have libraries? What good are these documents and history books? Why do we record and save the actions of men, the negotiations1 of government officials and the events during wars? We do it because, sometimes, the voice of experience can cause us to stop, look and listen. Sometimes, past records, when understood in the right way, can help us decide what to do and what not to do. If we are ever to create lasting peace, we must seek its origins in human experience and in the records of human history. From the stories of courage and devotion of men and women, we create the inspirations of youth. History records the suffering, the self-denial2, the devotion, and the heroic deeds of people in the past. These records can help us when we are confused and when we really need peace.
英语短篇幽默小故事 篇一：英语幽默小故事10篇. 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
英语小故事,带翻译.txt你不能让所有人满意，因为不是所有的人都是人成功人士是—在牛B 的路上，一路勃起你以为我会眼睁睁看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的中秋节来历（英文版）The joyous Mid-Autumn Festival was celebrated on the fifteenth day of the eighth moon, around the time of the autumn equinox(秋分). Many referred to it simply as the "Fifteenth of the Eighth Moon". 农历8月15日是中国的中秋节，接近秋分时节。很多人将中秋节简单的理解为与“8月15的月亮”相关。 This day was also considered as a harvest festival since fruits, vegetables and grain had been harvested by this time and food was abundant. Food offerings were placed on an altar set up in the courtyard. Apples, pears, peaches, grapes, pomegranates(石榴), melons, oranges and pomelos(柚子) might be seen. Special foods for the festival included moon cakes, cooked taro(芋头)and water caltrope(菱角), a type of water chestnut resembling black buffalo horns. Some people insisted that cooked taro be included because at the time of creation, taro was the first food discovered at night in the moonlight. Of all these foods, it could not be omitted from the Mid-Autumn Festival. The round moon cakes, measuring about three inches in diameter and one and a half inches in thickness, resembled Western fruitcakes in taste and consistency. These cakes were made with melon seeds(西瓜子), lotus seeds(莲籽), almonds(杏仁), minced meats, bean paste, orange peels and lard(猪油). A golden yolk(蛋黄) from a salted duck egg was placed at the center of each cake, and the golden brown crust was decorated with symbols of the festival. Traditionally, thirteen moon cakes were piled in a pyramid to symbolize the thirteen moons of a "complete year," that is, twelve moons plus one intercalary(闰月的) moon. uUlsda E The Mid-Autumn Festival is a traditional festivity for both the Han and minority nationalities. The custom of worshipping the moon can be traced back as far as the ancient Xia and Shang Dynasties (2000 B.C.-1066 B.C.). In the Zhou Dynasty(1066 B.C.-221 B.C.), people hold ceremonies to greet winter and worship the moon whenever the Mid-Autumn Festival sets in. It becomes very prevalent in the Tang Dynasty(618-907 A.D.) that people enjoy and worship the full moon. In the Southern Song Dynasty (1127-1279 A.D.), however, people send round moon cakes to their relatives as gifts in expression of their best wishes of family reunion. When it becomes dark, they look up at the full silver moon or go sightseeing on lakes to celebrate the festival. Since the Ming (1368-1644 A.D. ) and Qing Dynasties (1644-1911A.D.), the custom of Mid-Autumn Festival celebration becomes unprecedented popular. Together with the celebration there appear some special customs in different parts of the country, such as burning incense(熏香), planting Mid-Autumn trees, lighting lanterns on towers and fire dragon dances. However, the custom of playing under the moon is not so popular as it used to be nowadays, but it is not less popular to enjoy the bright silver moon. Whenever the festival sets in, people will look up at the full silver moon, drinking wine to celebrate their happy life or thinking of their relatives and friends far from home, and extending all of their best wishes to them. Moon Cakes月饼
4篇英语励志小短文30字【带翻译】4篇英语励志小短文30字一 Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young. 无论是60岁还是16岁，你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心、永不熄灭的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事业成功的欢乐与热情。在你我的心底，有一座无线电台，它能在多长时间里接收到人间万物传递来的美好、希望、欢乐、鼓舞和力量的信息，你就会年轻多长时间。 4篇英语励志小短文30字二 Sometimes we think of dreams as fantasies - it's easy to do when you have money, rent, and work. But you can't prepare yourself and jump off the cliff: you should grow your wings first. A little bit toward the dream. Step by step. Take a step forward. After all, it's your mission. 有时，我们把梦想看成是幻想——当有钱、有租金、有工作时很容易去做。但是，你也不能不加准备及跳下悬崖：你该先长出自己的翅膀。一点点的朝梦想靠近。一步一步的往前走。往前迈一步吧。毕竟，这是你的使命。
搞笑英语故事带翻译精选 Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn't come back. She wanted to know why he didn't come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting. "What's the matter?" She asked him. "Why don't you bring it in?" "I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I'm running it dry." The simpleton answered. 晒冰 从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。 两个小时后，他还没回来。 她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。 她问他："怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?" "我看见冰是湿的，恐怕你会训斥我，因此，我正在把它晒干。"笨人回答道。 Donny is my little brother. He is a naughty boy. On Sunday morning Donny went into the yard and played with a dog. Sometimes a bird would come down to stay on the top's of the dog's house. Then Donny threw a stone at it. Suddenly the little boy began crying. Mother ran to Donny and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I've broken sister's plate. She has beaten me." "Why?" "I threw it at a bird, and it went straight to the plate." Such was my naught brother. 顽皮的弟弟 东尼是我的小弟弟，他是个调皮的孩子。 星期天早晨，东尼跑到院子里跟小狗玩。恰巧，一直小鸟落在狗舍上，东尼就用石头 砸它。突然，这个小男孩哭了起来。妈妈跑过去问出了什么事。他哭着说："我姐姐盘子 摔碎了，她打了我!""为什么?""我拿石头砸一直小年，但是却打碎了姐姐的盘子。"
1----------------精选公文范文----------------1 英语幽默小短文加翻译:20个英语笑话爆笑超短 各位读友大家好，此文档由网络收集而来，欢迎您下载，谢谢 幽默语言是借助于语言工具来建构和表达幽默的一种方式,它是幽默的一种具体的形式。小编整理了英语幽默小短文加翻译，欢迎阅读! 英语幽默小短文加翻译篇一 终身保修 After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he’d originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket.
2----------------精选公文范文----------------2 “What’s so special about this coffin” I asked the funeral director. He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.” 在将母亲下葬9个月后，当地殡仪馆的一个客户终于攒够了钱去买那副他早就相中的价值不菲的棺材了。他把母亲的棺材挖了出来，将尸体转移到了那副新的钢制棺材中。“这副棺材有什么特别”，我问葬礼的承办人。他回答说，“这种棺材终生保修。英语幽默小短文加翻译篇二 献错殷勤 At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, “What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr.