怎么用英文搭讪美女
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Funny Pick Up Lines
Pickup lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.
You may fall from the sky,
you may fall from a tree, but
the best way to fall... is in
love with me.
1305 You’re so beautiful you
made me forget my pick up line.
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Do you believe in love at first
sight, or should I walk by 479
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What? [Guy] I thought we
were talking about things
that didn't matter.
Do your legs hurt from
running through my dreams
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all night?
You are so sweet you could
put Hershey’s out of
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business.
It's a good thing that I have
my library card. Why?
170 Because I am totally
checking you out!!
If a fat man puts you in a bag
at night, don't worry I told
237 Santa I wanted you for
Christmas.
Crap. Something is wrong
with my cell phone. {Oh
411 Really. What is that?} Its just
that...your numbers not in it.
If I received a nickel for
everytime I saw someone as
361 beautiful as you, I'd have five
cents.
People call me John, but you
124 can call me Tonight!
Did you have lucky charms
for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
137 Do I know you? Cause you
look a lot like my next girlfriend.
133 Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you.
164 It’s a good thing I wore my
gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
19 Excuse me, if I go straight
this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you 183 22
the lips without touching
you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the
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280 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front 100
Could you please step away from the bar? You're
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31 blowing me away.
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67 what's your name?。