英文戏剧孔雀东南飞-原创Love Story of Johnny and Lunch

孔雀东南飞焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact,I’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, I’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this I donot care. I only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)my god! who can help me?(下)act1(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here! what’s up ，mum?jm:I have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.J:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,solazy!J:but……jm:never interrupt me!J:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,I have been working hard alldaylong,cooking and washing. I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenand……jm:but all those you have done are not asvaluable as a grandson!J(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,J拿着锅铲上)L:mum, I’m back!lm:you are back?why?what happened?L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted onmarrying that terrible johnny, I told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listento me. look at yourself……l:but,mum……lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i’m not inter rupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? andi’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughterhaven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! nowshe has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an icegirl,go and take her back!j(立正敬礼):yes madam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c:give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go androb the wedding!a&b:good idea!j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.b:have you got any experience?j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!a:the road is built by me!b:and i planted one tree.c:if you want to go by this street---j:give us all your money!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?l(哭状):i hurt a lot!j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)。

Kenfair late Eastern Han Dynasty (AD 196-219) years, the little Lujiang Yamen officials prefect's wife Liu Lanzhi Making up Making up the mother was back to her parents, her (back to her parents after) vowed not to no longer married. Her deputy forced her maiden remarried, she drowned dead. Making up to hear (Liu Lanzhi drowning death) it, too (own) garden tree and hanged himself. They were mourned at the time, wrote this poem describes it.Southeast to peacock birds fly, they fly five miles while hovering. "(I) Thirteen-year-old can weave beautiful white Juan, fourteen-year-old learned how to cut clothes, fifteen-year-old will play the harp, sixteen-year-old can recite poetry and literature. Seventeen-year-old did your wife, often pained heart grief. You do Taishou Fu since the small officials to comply with official rules, unwavering focus. I am alone in the empty room, is the day we met very few. chicken called me to sub-on the silk, every night they do not rest. three days into the five silk weaving, weaving my mother also deliberately too slow. not because I am weaving slowly, (but) your wife home difficult ah! Since I can not play (in your home ) beck and call, in vain keep also no use. (you) can now announce his woman to tell Making up after listening to so to the classroom to announce his mother: "I have not donehigh-ranking officials enjoy generous of fortune tellers, thanks also marry the (virtuous talented) wife, marriage (Young couples) love each other to live, (and contract) must depend for the death of mate in the ground. (We) live together less than two years, (life) started, not too long, the woman's behavior and there is nothing improper, where the mother would expect are not satisfied with it? "Woman, as early as possible back to her parents left me."Focus on promoting the mother Emily said: "(you) how this knowledge did not! The women do not speak a courtesy, every move at his own meaning. I would have anything in gas, how can you be given a free hand! Neighbors have a virtuous woman, whose name Jiao Qin Luo Fu, (looks) lovely, no one comparable to the mother for you to marry me. (you) to Sign divorced Liu Lanzhi, sent her away, do not retain (her)! "Making up straight and announce his waist and knees: "baby fat respectfully announce his mother, now divorced, if this woman, the wife of my life do not marry!"After listening to the words of the son of Mother Jiao, (fist) pounding bed rage (curse): "You're afraid of a little boy, how dare you talk to help your wife! I have no kindness for her, of course not promise you (request). "Making up silently did not dare to, thanks to two worship of themother returned to her room, mouth to speak to his wife, but then also said pharyngeal pumping Chouyan not a sentence: "I do not want to rush you had to go, but a mother forcing . You have had to go back home. I now work for the time being in the back Taishou Fu, and soon I will come back, come back to meet you will return to my home. To do this, you wronged by the point of it, do not go against me to say. "Liu Lanzhi of Making up, said: "Do not add to the trouble! Remember the year in late winter, I said goodbye to her parents married you live, serve always obey the wishes of her mother, where am given a free hand every move it? Hard to operate day and night I suffered alone to hard torture, always thought there is no fault of her mother serve for life. (I) in the end or be driven away, where also said to go back to your house? I have embroidered waist Duanao , shone above the beautiful embroidery, red Luosha do fighting off double-decker, four corners hanging sachets, Sheng six or ten boxes of clothing, boxes are tied with a rope aquamarine. everything is not what their the same, all the vessels inside the curtain in that box. I were inferior, and things are not valuable, worthy take it to meet your future wife to remarry, keep as my gift (to you) the souvenir it, since there is no chance to meet again the. always a comfortto these things for it, (hopefully you) never forget me. "Wong sings the outside, days will be bright, Liu Lanzhi get dressed neatly. Put on my embroidered skirt clip, every piece of clothing worn, to be replaced several times. Silk shoes, foot wear, head wear (insert) with glittering ornaments, waist beam with Sclerotium son, the same glory as the waves flow, wearing the ear to do with the moon bead earrings, finger like a sharpened thin soft white onion roots, lips ruddy, like his mouth a red gem, small step in the eventual light, delicate beauty, the world is really not the second.Liu Lanzhi onto the hall audience with her mother, her mother constantly angry. (Lange said:) "I used to do when her daughter, grew up in the countryside after birth, had no received any good education, married with young master your home, we feel ashamed. To accept gifts of money to send her mother a lot, but can not afford her mother's beck and call. Today, I went back to her family, but miss her mother at home, hard physical exertion. "back then and sister farewell, tears fall as a series of beads. (Liu Lanzhi on the sister said:) "When I first came to your house, sister to hold the bed you just learning to walk, and today I was off, sister, like me, you look high. I hope you to dedicated care of their own mother, a good serve Her elderly, the seventh day andthe nineteenth, are playing do not forget me. "(Lange finished) out to board the car and left, tears kept falling rustled.Making up the horse walk in front of Liu Lanzhi of car dealers in the back, the car issue faint sound of Austin Austin, joined together in a large intersection, Liu Lanzhi Making up dismount sit in the car, the two leaned down ear whispered to each other. (Making up, said): "I vowed not to cut off relations with you, you go back home for the time being, I now defer to Lujiang Taishou Fu (office), will be back soon, I swear, I'm sorry you never will." Liu Lanzhi on Jiaozhong Qing said: "Thank you for your loyal love wish! Since you remember me this way, hope you will soon be able to pick me up, you must become a rock, I must be rushes and reed. Rushes and reed too soft and strong silky, rock is not easy to be transferred. I have an elder brother, fiery temperament acts like thunder, I am afraid that will not let me think of the future, like my heart like a suffering. "Then farewell show of hands, more than melancholy, the two The same feeling reluctant to go. Lange went into the house, went inside the hall and tried to feel no face in the back. Liu Mu (see Lange back) was shocked by patting the palm of your hand, said: "I did not expect you back! Thirteen-year-old teach you the textile, fourteen-year-old will be able to cut clothes, fifteen-year-old will play the harp,sixteen-year-old understand the etiquette, send you married seventeen years old, always thought that you will not have any mistakes. exactly what is wrong with you now, no one to greet you on your back! "Lange ashamed of his mother, said:" My daughter is really nothing wrong . "Hearing his mother is very sad. (Lange) goes home to ten days, the magistrate sent the matchmaker come to. (Matchmaker) said that the magistrate had a third son at home, who was pretty elegant, the world unique and age of only eighteen-year-old, eloquent, and very capable. Liu Mu said to her daughter: "You can go to promise him." Daughter, tears in her eyes said: "When Lange came back, asked me Making up again and again, vowed never to separate. Today against the brotherhood, I am afraid that this matter do that. then you can turn down people for the media, (later) it slowly revisit it. "Liu Mu told the matchmaker, said: "(We) poor and lowly people, with this daughter, she had just married off soon be back home. (She) can not do Fu Li's wife, how worthy of county magistrate's son? Like you aspects inquire inquire (ask other women to revisit), I can not promise you. "Matchmaker magistrate after a few days away, near prefect sent Juncheng to pop the question. Prefect home ... ... that a fifth son,charming Toshihaya, not married, please do Juncheng matchmaker, which is the words of the Lord came down the book. Jun Cheng directly Liu Mu said: "We prefect home, there is such a good son, now married to the marriage and your home, so sent me to you live for the media."Liu Mu refuse the matchmaker, said: "My daughter had any previous pledge, how do I dare woman (to her) that remarriage that?"Lange brother refused to marry him prefect heard this, restless mind, open to the sister said: "You make such plan does not take into account how! Previous marriage get is a minor official, this time your son to get a marriage, difference between good and bad luck was the same as heaven and earth, (good luck) rich enough to make you whole life, do not marry such benevolent son, how are you going to do next? "Lange rise replied: "truth is indeed like a brother to say, I said goodbye to her family to serve her husband, brother, half way back home. How to deal with entirely at her brother's idea, dare yourself casually decide it? Although I Fuli Li under oath, but he never have a chance to meet the. Prefecture immediately agreed to this marriage, which can form a marriage. "He kept up his seat matchmaker Prefecture, said: "Yeah, yeah,I'll try to do so." He reported back to Junfu Prefecture, said: "I accept your mission to to go to a matchmaker Liu, the son of a very nice ring copies of matchmaking is successful. "prefect heard these words and felt very happy, (right) to view marriage calendar, but also look at marriage books, he told Jun Cheng:" wedding scheduled for this month is very auspicious, year, month, Lunar phase for all day, good day for the thirty day, today is already twenty-seven, you up to date Liu set a good marriage. "Taishou Fu pass each other in all the words:" up to organize the wedding now! "( time for the wedding of people) come and go like the clouds of heaven as the connection off. Wedding installed (items) and the ship painted white swan Qingque patterns, corners Flag hanging embroidered with the dragon, gently wind. Gold inlaid white car wheels, jogging ahead of the Tsing Ma Cong, sets a color tassels hanging around, was inscribed gold saddle. Three million gift the bride price, all with a blue silk dress, there are three hundred colored silk, Guangzhou, from procurement to pay the state of delicacies. Four to five hundred people have followed noisy to Lujiang Junfu door.Mama said to her daughter: "I just received a letter from prefect, tomorrow to meet you, why not make clothes? Do not let the marriage does not do it!"Lange quietly silent, her mouth with handkerchiefs to cry, tears pouring down like water, like pouring. I sat in the glass move the couch, move to the next window on the front. Scissors and ruler left hand, right hand holding a grade silk (hands-on clothes.) Morning to make a folder embroidered skirt, made of a single Luoshan night. Overcast to almost dark, and Lange note full of thinking, and went out crying.Making up to hear the change, then leave temporarily back to the Lange family have two or three in place, people hurt, horse Yi Ming. Lange horse sounds familiar Fuli, light step sprints to meet him, and sad, looking frustrated, knowing (in love) are coming. She raised her hand on touching the saddle, and cry so that people have broken sigh. Said: "Since you left me, so unexpected changes in personnel ah! I have a natural mother, was also forced my elder brother, I forcibly betrothed to someone else, you have little to look back where it!"Making up for Lange, said: "Congratulations are soaring! I am Founder and solid piece of rock, could have been stored for thousands of years, and Pu Wei moment flexibility to maintain only fills between morning and evening. You will be rich and up day by day I went to the government a go alone! "Lange of Making up, said: "Where thought (you will) to say sucha thing! Same was forced, I like you so, (we) meet each other in to the government under it! (Hopefully) do not violate the oath today ! "(They) shaking hands with each other tightly, and then bid farewell to left, everyone returned to his home. The living are dying farewell for the heart to do it right where the indignation? Thought (they) will never leave this world, in any case can not be saved (lives of)!Making up home, took the hall audience with his mother, said: "Today is very cold and windy, cold Cuizhe the trees, the yard is covered with white orchids heavy frost. Son is now the same as the sun was going down, making the mother the future is very lonely. (I) is intended to make such a bad plan, do not go any spirits hate it! would like your life as long as the stones of the mountain, may your body is always healthy and Shu Shun! " Mother Jiao hear (his son) these words, tears shed along with the voice, said: "You are a family of children, but also in high official in any office, never to (a) actively look for dead woman, (you and her ) different from your splash, (divorced her) where even fickle it? east there is a virtuous woman, her beauty both inside and outside the city is famous, and I for you to marry him, sooner or later there will be answered. "Making up thanks to his mother back to the two prayer rooms,empty room in their long sigh, the intention of suicide is so decided. (He) turned to Lange lived in rooms, (Duwu hygiene conditions), more and more grief suffering persecution. (Lange) married beetles which, when called masi, Liu Lanzhi into the line of blue cloth wedding tent, in a dark gray evening, quietly, people began to rest the. (Lange said to himself): "My life ended today, the soul to leave, so that the long stay in the human body, right!" (So) rolled up skirts, silk shoes off, jump jump into the water pool.Liu Lanzhi Making up drowned himself heard it, knew that (from this and Liu Lanzhi) parting forever, wandering under the trees in the courtyard for a while, its just hanging branches toward the southeast.Jiao Liu buried two requirements, so the two people buried in the Mountain sideways. (The tomb) on the pine and cypress lined things, (the tomb) species on both sides of the Indus, (the tree) each branch roads covered with patches of leaves connected to each other. Tree, a pair of birds, their name is Mandarin, looking upward, toward each other is called, just before dawn every day to night whining. Walk, stop and listen to the people, the widow heard that, from the bed, and my heart is very stable. A lot of advice to future generations who, as a matter of lessons learned,do not forget ah!。

孔雀东南飞全文概括500字作文英文回答：The Peacock Flies Southeast is a famous Chinese idiom that originated from an ancient Chinese fable. This fable tells the story of a peacock who wanted to fly to the southeast. The peacock believed that the southeast was the best direction to fly because it was where the sun rose and where the most beautiful scenery could be found. However, the peacock soon realized that it was unable to fly and could only walk on the ground. Despite its inability to fly, the peacock was determined to reach the southeast. Itwalked tirelessly, facing many obstacles along the way. Eventually, after a long and arduous journey, the peacock finally arrived at its destination.This fable is often used to describe someone who has a strong desire to achieve a goal but lacks the necessary abilities or resources. It teaches us the importance of perseverance and determination in the face of challenges.Just like the peacock, we may encounter difficulties and setbacks in our pursuit of our dreams. However, if we are determined and willing to put in the effort, we can overcome these obstacles and reach our desired destination.中文回答：《孔雀东南飞》是一个著名的中国成语，源自一个古老的中国寓言故事。

Kenfair late Eastern Han Dynasty (AD 196-219) years, the little Lujiang Yamen officials prefect's wife Liu Lanzhi Making up Making up the mother was back to her parents, her (back to her parents after) vowed not to no longer married. Her deputy forced her maiden remarried, she drowned dead. Making up to hear (Liu Lanzhi drowning death) it, too (own) garden tree and hanged himself. They were mourned at the time, wrote this poem describes it.Southeast to peacock birds fly, they fly five miles while hovering. "(I) Thirteen-year-old can weave beautiful white Juan, fourteen-year-old learned how to cut clothes, fifteen-year-old will play the harp, sixteen-year-old can recite poetry and literature. Seventeen-year-old did your wife, often pained heart grief. You do Taishou Fu since the small officials to comply with official rules, unwavering focus. I am alone in the empty room, is the day we met very few. chicken called me to sub-on the silk, every night they do not rest. three days into the five silk weaving, weaving my mother also deliberately too slow. not because I am weaving slowly, (but) your wife home difficult ah! Since I can not play (in your home ) beck and call, in vain keep also no use. (you) can now announce his woman to tell Making up after listening to so to the classroom to announce his mother: "I have not donehigh-ranking officials enjoy generous of fortune tellers, thanks also marry the (virtuous talented) wife, marriage (Young couples) love each other to live, (and contract) must depend for the death of mate in the ground. (We) live together less than two years, (life) started, not too long, the woman's behavior and there is nothing improper, where the mother would expect are not satisfied with it? "Woman, as early as possible back to her parents left me."Focus on promoting the mother Emily said: "(you) how this knowledge did not! The women do not speak a courtesy, every move at his own meaning. I would have anything in gas, how can you be given a free hand! Neighbors have a virtuous woman, whose name Jiao Qin Luo Fu, (looks) lovely, no one comparable to the mother for you to marry me. (you) to Sign divorced Liu Lanzhi, sent her away, do not retain (her)! "Making up straight and announce his waist and knees: "baby fat respectfully announce his mother, now divorced, if this woman, the wife of my life do not marry!"After listening to the words of the son of Mother Jiao, (fist) pounding bed rage (curse): "You're afraid of a little boy, how dare you talk to help your wife! I have no kindness for her, of course not promise you (request). "Making up silently did not dare to, thanks to two worship of themother returned to her room, mouth to speak to his wife, but then also said pharyngeal pumping Chouyan not a sentence: "I do not want to rush you had to go, but a mother forcing . You have had to go back home. I now work for the time being in the back Taishou Fu, and soon I will come back, come back to meet you will return to my home. To do this, you wronged by the point of it, do not go against me to say. "Liu Lanzhi of Making up, said: "Do not add to the trouble! Remember the year in late winter, I said goodbye to her parents married you live, serve always obey the wishes of her mother, where am given a free hand every move it? Hard to operate day and night I suffered alone to hard torture, always thought there is no fault of her mother serve for life. (I) in the end or be driven away, where also said to go back to your house? I have embroidered waist Duanao , shone above the beautiful embroidery, red Luosha do fighting off double-decker, four corners hanging sachets, Sheng six or ten boxes of clothing, boxes are tied with a rope aquamarine. everything is not what their the same, all the vessels inside the curtain in that box. I were inferior, and things are not valuable, worthy take it to meet your future wife to remarry, keep as my gift (to you) the souvenir it, since there is no chance to meet again the. always a comfortto these things for it, (hopefully you) never forget me. "Wong sings the outside, days will be bright, Liu Lanzhi get dressed neatly. Put on my embroidered skirt clip, every piece of clothing worn, to be replaced several times. Silk shoes, foot wear, head wear (insert) with glittering ornaments, waist beam with Sclerotium son, the same glory as the waves flow, wearing the ear to do with the moon bead earrings, finger like a sharpened thin soft white onion roots, lips ruddy, like his mouth a red gem, small step in the eventual light, delicate beauty, the world is really not the second.Liu Lanzhi onto the hall audience with her mother, her mother constantly angry. (Lange said:) "I used to do when her daughter, grew up in the countryside after birth, had no received any good education, married with young master your home, we feel ashamed. To accept gifts of money to send her mother a lot, but can not afford her mother's beck and call. Today, I went back to her family, but miss her mother at home, hard physical exertion. "back then and sister farewell, tears fall as a series of beads. (Liu Lanzhi on the sister said:) "When I first came to your house, sister to hold the bed you just learning to walk, and today I was off, sister, like me, you look high. I hope you to dedicated care of their own mother, a good serve Her elderly, the seventh day andthe nineteenth, are playing do not forget me. "(Lange finished) out to board the car and left, tears kept falling rustled.Making up the horse walk in front of Liu Lanzhi of car dealers in the back, the car issue faint sound of Austin Austin, joined together in a large intersection, Liu Lanzhi Making up dismount sit in the car, the two leaned down ear whispered to each other. (Making up, said): "I vowed not to cut off relations with you, you go back home for the time being, I now defer to Lujiang Taishou Fu (office), will be back soon, I swear, I'm sorry you never will." Liu Lanzhi on Jiaozhong Qing said: "Thank you for your loyal love wish! Since you remember me this way, hope you will soon be able to pick me up, you must become a rock, I must be rushes and reed. Rushes and reed too soft and strong silky, rock is not easy to be transferred. I have an elder brother, fiery temperament acts like thunder, I am afraid that will not let me think of the future, like my heart like a suffering. "Then farewell show of hands, more than melancholy, the two The same feeling reluctant to go. Lange went into the house, went inside the hall and tried to feel no face in the back. Liu Mu (see Lange back) was shocked by patting the palm of your hand, said: "I did not expect you back! Thirteen-year-old teach you the textile, fourteen-year-old will be able to cut clothes, fifteen-year-old will play the harp,sixteen-year-old understand the etiquette, send you married seventeen years old, always thought that you will not have any mistakes. exactly what is wrong with you now, no one to greet you on your back! "Lange ashamed of his mother, said:" My daughter is really nothing wrong . "Hearing his mother is very sad. (Lange) goes home to ten days, the magistrate sent the matchmaker come to. (Matchmaker) said that the magistrate had a third son at home, who was pretty elegant, the world unique and age of only eighteen-year-old, eloquent, and very capable. Liu Mu said to her daughter: "You can go to promise him." Daughter, tears in her eyes said: "When Lange came back, asked me Making up again and again, vowed never to separate. Today against the brotherhood, I am afraid that this matter do that. then you can turn down people for the media, (later) it slowly revisit it. "Liu Mu told the matchmaker, said: "(We) poor and lowly people, with this daughter, she had just married off soon be back home. (She) can not do Fu Li's wife, how worthy of county magistrate's son? Like you aspects inquire inquire (ask other women to revisit), I can not promise you. "Matchmaker magistrate after a few days away, near prefect sent Juncheng to pop the question. Prefect home ... ... that a fifth son,charming Toshihaya, not married, please do Juncheng matchmaker, which is the words of the Lord came down the book. Jun Cheng directly Liu Mu said: "We prefect home, there is such a good son, now married to the marriage and your home, so sent me to you live for the media."Liu Mu refuse the matchmaker, said: "My daughter had any previous pledge, how do I dare woman (to her) that remarriage that?"Lange brother refused to marry him prefect heard this, restless mind, open to the sister said: "You make such plan does not take into account how! Previous marriage get is a minor official, this time your son to get a marriage, difference between good and bad luck was the same as heaven and earth, (good luck) rich enough to make you whole life, do not marry such benevolent son, how are you going to do next? "Lange rise replied: "truth is indeed like a brother to say, I said goodbye to her family to serve her husband, brother, half way back home. How to deal with entirely at her brother's idea, dare yourself casually decide it? Although I Fuli Li under oath, but he never have a chance to meet the. Prefecture immediately agreed to this marriage, which can form a marriage. "He kept up his seat matchmaker Prefecture, said: "Yeah, yeah,I'll try to do so." He reported back to Junfu Prefecture, said: "I accept your mission to to go to a matchmaker Liu, the son of a very nice ring copies of matchmaking is successful. "prefect heard these words and felt very happy, (right) to view marriage calendar, but also look at marriage books, he told Jun Cheng:" wedding scheduled for this month is very auspicious, year, month, Lunar phase for all day, good day for the thirty day, today is already twenty-seven, you up to date Liu set a good marriage. "Taishou Fu pass each other in all the words:" up to organize the wedding now! "( time for the wedding of people) come and go like the clouds of heaven as the connection off. Wedding installed (items) and the ship painted white swan Qingque patterns, corners Flag hanging embroidered with the dragon, gently wind. Gold inlaid white car wheels, jogging ahead of the Tsing Ma Cong, sets a color tassels hanging around, was inscribed gold saddle. Three million gift the bride price, all with a blue silk dress, there are three hundred colored silk, Guangzhou, from procurement to pay the state of delicacies. Four to five hundred people have followed noisy to Lujiang Junfu door.Mama said to her daughter: "I just received a letter from prefect, tomorrow to meet you, why not make clothes? Do not let the marriage does not do it!"Lange quietly silent, her mouth with handkerchiefs to cry, tears pouring down like water, like pouring. I sat in the glass move the couch, move to the next window on the front. Scissors and ruler left hand, right hand holding a grade silk (hands-on clothes.) Morning to make a folder embroidered skirt, made of a single Luoshan night. Overcast to almost dark, and Lange note full of thinking, and went out crying.Making up to hear the change, then leave temporarily back to the Lange family have two or three in place, people hurt, horse Yi Ming. Lange horse sounds familiar Fuli, light step sprints to meet him, and sad, looking frustrated, knowing (in love) are coming. She raised her hand on touching the saddle, and cry so that people have broken sigh. Said: "Since you left me, so unexpected changes in personnel ah! I have a natural mother, was also forced my elder brother, I forcibly betrothed to someone else, you have little to look back where it!"Making up for Lange, said: "Congratulations are soaring! I am Founder and solid piece of rock, could have been stored for thousands of years, and Pu Wei moment flexibility to maintain only fills between morning and evening. You will be rich and up day by day I went to the government a go alone! "Lange of Making up, said: "Where thought (you will) to say sucha thing! Same was forced, I like you so, (we) meet each other in to the government under it! (Hopefully) do not violate the oath today ! "(They) shaking hands with each other tightly, and then bid farewell to left, everyone returned to his home. The living are dying farewell for the heart to do it right where the indignation? Thought (they) will never leave this world, in any case can not be saved (lives of)!Making up home, took the hall audience with his mother, said: "Today is very cold and windy, cold Cuizhe the trees, the yard is covered with white orchids heavy frost. Son is now the same as the sun was going down, making the mother the future is very lonely. (I) is intended to make such a bad plan, do not go any spirits hate it! would like your life as long as the stones of the mountain, may your body is always healthy and Shu Shun! " Mother Jiao hear (his son) these words, tears shed along with the voice, said: "You are a family of children, but also in high official in any office, never to (a) actively look for dead woman, (you and her ) different from your splash, (divorced her) where even fickle it? east there is a virtuous woman, her beauty both inside and outside the city is famous, and I for you to marry him, sooner or later there will be answered. "Making up thanks to his mother back to the two prayer rooms,empty room in their long sigh, the intention of suicide is so decided. (He) turned to Lange lived in rooms, (Duwu hygiene conditions), more and more grief suffering persecution. (Lange) married beetles which, when called masi, Liu Lanzhi into the line of blue cloth wedding tent, in a dark gray evening, quietly, people began to rest the. (Lange said to himself): "My life ended today, the soul to leave, so that the long stay in the human body, right!" (So) rolled up skirts, silk shoes off, jump jump into the water pool.Liu Lanzhi Making up drowned himself heard it, knew that (from this and Liu Lanzhi) parting forever, wandering under the trees in the courtyard for a while, its just hanging branches toward the southeast.Jiao Liu buried two requirements, so the two people buried in the Mountain sideways. (The tomb) on the pine and cypress lined things, (the tomb) species on both sides of the Indus, (the tree) each branch roads covered with patches of leaves connected to each other. Tree, a pair of birds, their name is Mandarin, looking upward, toward each other is called, just before dawn every day to night whining. Walk, stop and listen to the people, the widow heard that, from the bed, and my heart is very stable. A lot of advice to future generations who, as a matter of lessons learned,do not forget ah!。

《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本,搞笑版的孔雀东南飞故事。

篇一：孔雀东南飞搞笑剧本剧本《孔雀东南飞》剧本旁白：东汉末建安年间，庐江太守衙门里的小官吏焦仲卿的妻子刘兰芝被焦仲卿的母亲赶回娘家，她回娘家后发誓不再嫁人。

她的娘家逼迫她改嫁，她便投水死了。

焦仲卿听到兰芝投水而死这件事，也在自家庭院的树上吊死了。

当时的人哀悼他们.写下这首诗记述这件事。

；【孔雀鸟向东南方向飞去，飞上五里便徘徊一阵】刘兰芝: 大家好!我就是传说中美貌与智慧并重、温柔与体贴的化身----刘兰芝我十三能织布,十四学裁衣,十五弹箜篌,十六诵诗书……焦母: (拄拐上场,吼道)你死哪去了!还不赶紧去做饭!兰芝: (低眉顺眼并给婆婆行礼)婆婆……我这就去给您做饭?今天咱们吃面条,行么? 焦母: (面朝天,生气状)面条……面条,太滑!兰芝: (委曲求全)那……那……咱们吃包子?焦母: (顿了顿拐)包子！！！包子,太腻!兰芝: (声音哽咽)那……吃饼成不?焦母: (白了兰芝一眼)不行!不行!烙饼太硬!兰芝: (泪水溢满眼眶,强忍不流)那婆婆,你想吃什么,我去给您做。

焦母: (怒斥)算了吧！你这个笨婆娘！我们焦家怎么娶了你？连饭都做不好！下去吧！算了，快下去……真烦死人了！（兰芝黯然转身，坐在椅子上哭，焦母下场，兰芝转身坐在椅子上哭，仲卿上）仲卿：（远行刚回家，看见兰芝在哭，急忙放下行李作揖到她面前安慰道）娘子，你这是怎么了？（急切）兰芝: 相公几日不见，你又消瘦了！仲卿：娘子更堪憔悴，母亲又说你来吧！娘子受苦了！兰芝: (兰芝低头沉默接着说)只怕……只怕……母亲是不会留我了!仲卿：娘子莫担心,我不会让你离开我的!待我再向母亲求情!(焦下)(仲卿一边走一边犹豫,经过一番思考,他终于来到母亲的房门,焦母正襟危坐于前焦上前去一鞠躬)仲卿：母亲啊!你看兰芝她温柔体贴,对您恭敬孝顺,你为什么总是不满意呢?焦母: 乖儿子,听话?那种女人不要也罢!娘再给你找一个好媳妇。

孔雀东南飞英语黄福海In the ancient Chinese countryside, a tale as old as time unfolded, one that captured the hearts of many withits beauty, tragedy, and resilience. It was the story of Huang Fuhai, a man whose life paralleled the flight of a peacock, gracefully soaring towards the south, facing challenges and obstacles but never giving up on his dreams. Huang Fuhai was born into a humble family in a small village. His parents were hardworking farmers who instilled in him the values of perseverance and determination. From a young age, Huang Fuhai displayed a keen interest in English, a language that was foreign and exotic to most people inhis village. Despite the challenges posed by limited resources and social prejudices, Huang Fuhai was determined to master this language and make a name for himself.His journey began with borrowed books and hand-me-down dictionaries. He would spend hours every day, poring over the pages, trying to decipher the mysteries of the English language. His perseverance did not go unnoticed, and soon, he became the village's unofficial English teacher,imparting his knowledge to the eager students who soughthis guidance.Huang Fuhai's reputation grew beyond the village, and soon, he was offered a teaching position in a nearby town. This was a巨大leap forward for him, but it also presented new challenges. The town's students were more advanced, and the teaching methods he had learned from books and experience were no longer sufficient. However, Huang Fuhai was not deterred. He embraced the challenge, studied harder, and soon, his classes became the most popular in the town.But Huang Fuhai's ambitions did not stop there. He dreamed of traveling to the big city and experiencing the rich cultural exchange that only a larger, morecosmopolitan setting could offer. With the help of his savings and a few generous donations from his students, he managed to secure a spot in an English language program ina prestigious university in the city.His journey in the city was filled with both joy and struggle. He struggled with the fast pace of life, the complex social norms, and the intense academic competition. But he never gave up. He persevered, learning from hismistakes, soaking up new knowledge, and making friends with people from diverse backgrounds.Huang Fuhai's hard work and dedication paid off. He graduated with honors and was offered a teaching position at the university. His story became an inspiration to many, and soon, he was approached by various organizations to conduct workshops and seminars on language learning and cultural exchange.Today, Huang Fuhai stands as a symbol of perseverance and determination. His life's journey, much like the flight of a peacock towards the south, is a testament to the power of dreams and the resilience of the human spirit. His story teaches us that no matter where we come from or what obstacles we face, with perseverance and hard work, we can achieve our dreams and make a difference in the world.**孔雀东南飞：黄福海的故事**在中国古老的乡村，一个古老而永恒的故事在上演，这个故事以其美丽、悲剧和韧性捕获了众多人的心。

9到10人英语剧本---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文2011-05-03 17:47Performance @ College : Story of Johnny and Lunch (孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版)Characters:Prologue(J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一个纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪)J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger. (Whisper)While my wife is Wu Song. (拍门大叫)I'm not afraid of you! （内砸出一脸盆，J接着当成盾牌护着）Then,I'm afraid of whom My wife lunch is the most famous woman in neighbourhood. She's braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than of this I do not care. I just want her to be tender than me. But she isn't! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!Act One(序幕结束时，JM作窃听状)JM:(拄着拐棍上)I can! (对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you？L：（揸住锅铲，扎着围裙，从门内跳出来）I'm here!I'm cutting chicken. What's up mum？JM: I've told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful, graceful and dearest mother-in-law".L: Ok. My most beautiful, graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up？JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly, been so rude, so brusque, so lazy...L: But...JM:Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day, cooking and washing. I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickens and...JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L:(生气挥动锅铲)Oh, you want a grandson, don't you(开始脱围裙) Go and ask your son. I'm leaving!(扔下围裙，扔到JM脸上，下台)Act Two(LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上台)L: Mum, I'm back.LM: You're back Why What happened？L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful, graceful and dearest mother-in-law.LM(惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor. But you didn't listen to me. Look at yourself now!L: But, mum...LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I'm not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, OK And I'll marry whomever you want me to.LM: (大喜)Nice girl! Just now, I met the Mayor's Son in the market. He said,"If your daughter haven't been married, I really really want to marry her!" Now that you're free again, I'll go and tell him (下台). L: (惊愣)What The Mayor's Son The most famous play boy in neightbourhood (手中锅铲掉地上)Whata silly thing I have done!(下台)Act Three(J 睡眼惺忪上台)J: (边走边道)Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks (走几步，在地上捡起袜子) Here they are! (闻一下) ER...How smelly! They're still dirty! (突然想起) Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself! （肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）Oh, I'm so hungry, but there is no breakfast! (捡起地上的围裙) This is Lunch's apron(围裙)! I miss her...EXCELLENT cooking skill so much! Now that she has gone, I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM:(上台) Where's my breakfast Where is Lunch Hasn't she got up yetJ：Mum, can't you remember Lunch has gone!JM: (沉吟片刻) Well, to tell you the truth, Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl. Go and take her back.J: (立正敬礼)YES, MADAM!ACT FORE(J 开心地走着，忽然跳出三强盗)A: Hey you! Stop and listen to me. The road is built by me!(一脚踩在一石头上)B: And I planted one tree!(踩同一石头)C: If you want to go by this street...(欲踩石头，但踩到A的脚)B：Give us...A: AllC: your money!J: （搜遍每一口袋，掏出一1角硬币）Is 1 mao enough？(ABC晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A: What a bad luck! This guy is broken!B: If we can't rob any money today, we'll have nothing to eat tonight.C: I heard that the Mayor's Son is going to marry Miss Lunch next month, we can go and rob the wedding!AB: Good idea!J:(惊讶)What What Lunch is going to get married Impossible!A:Why？B: A pretty girl and a rich man.C: What a good couple!J: But Lunch is my wife, we haven't got divorced yet.(突然有主意) I've got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, aren't you I'll go with you. you take the money, and I take the bride.B: Have you got any experience？J: No, but I've got this!(J 脱下鞋子，从里面抹出一张支票，上书：$1,000,000,ABC见状跟着J下台，目光跟着钱)Act Five(转眼已到婚礼之期，MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上台，L盖着红盖头极不情愿的被拉上台)（J A B C 跃至台中）A: Hey you!BCJ: Stop and listen to us!A: The road is built by me.B: And I planted one tree!C: If you want to go by this street...J: Give us all your money!(L 听到J 的声音，掀起了盖头)L: （惊喜万分）Johnny! (不顾一切地飞奔到J 的身后)（MS大怒，挥拳向J 打来，J 矮身一躲，MS 打中J 身后的L , L晕倒）J: (火冒三丈) How dare you beat my wife! (挥拳打向MS)(J与MS混战，JM悄悄上在MS后)J: (指着MS后向MS讲)Hey, Pretty girl!(MS向后一望，JM用拐杖将其打倒)（J 将MS胸前的新郎标志撤下来，戴在自己的胸前）J: (扶起L,关切地问)Honey, How are you？L:(Crying...) Thurtalot!J: Don't cry baby, I'll fetch some medicine for you (下台)L:(起身去追)Wait for me!(跑下台)（音乐起：罗密欧与祝英台）END...。

贾宝玉和林黛玉的爱情故事英语作文Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu's love story is a classic taleof love, passion, and tragedy in Chinese literature. Their love for each other is a central theme in the novel "Dreamof the Red Chamber" by Cao Xueqin.Jia Baoyu is a sensitive and artistic young man, whileLin Daiyu is a beautiful and melancholic young woman. They are cousins and are drawn to each other because of their shared interests and personalities. Their love for eachother is pure and intense, but it is also complicated bythe societal norms and family expectations of the time.Their love story is filled with moments of joy and sorrow. They share a deep emotional connection and understand each other in ways that no one else can. However, their love is also fraught with obstacles, including the disapproval of their families and the interference of other characters in the novel.Despite the challenges they face, Jia Baoyu and LinDaiyu's love for each other remains strong and unwavering. They find solace in each other's company and support eachother through difficult times. Their love is a source of comfort and strength for both of them, and it sustains them through the trials and tribulations they endure.Tragically, their love story ends in heartbreak. Lin Daiyu falls ill and eventually dies, leaving Jia Baoyu devastated and grief-stricken. Her death is a profound loss for him, and he is haunted by her memory for the rest of his life.In conclusion, Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu's love story is a poignant and tragic tale of love and loss. Their love for each other is pure and deep, but it is ultimately unable to overcome the obstacles and challenges they face. Their story is a timeless reminder of the power of love and the enduring nature of true feelings.贾宝玉和林黛玉的爱情故事是中国文学中经典的爱情故事，充满了激情、悲剧和爱情。

孔雀东南飞穿越时空的爱情作文英文回答：Once upon a time, I found myself on a journey through time and space. It was a surreal experience, as if I was a character in a science fiction novel. As I traveled through the dimensions, I stumbled upon a magnificent peacock. Its vibrant feathers shimmered in the sunlight, captivating my attention. Little did I know that this encounter would lead me to a love story that transcended time and space.The peacock, whom I named Percy, possessed a unique ability to travel through time. Together, we embarked on a series of adventures, exploring different eras and cultures. We witnessed the rise and fall of ancient civilizations,the glory of the Renaissance, and the technological advancements of the future. It was an extraordinary journey, filled with awe-inspiring sights and unforgettable experiences.During our travels, I met a charming young woman namedLi Mei. She was a brilliant scientist from the 22nd century, with a passion for unraveling the mysteries of the universe. Despite the language barrier, we felt an instant connection. Love knows no boundaries, and our hearts communicated in a language that surpassed words.Li Mei and I developed a deep bond, despite the limitations of time and space. We shared laughter, tears, and countless memories. Our love story was like a roller coaster ride, with ups and downs, twists and turns. Wefaced challenges and obstacles, but our love only grew stronger with each passing moment.One of the most memorable moments was when Percy tookus to ancient Rome. We found ourselves in the midst of a grand celebration, surrounded by lavish feasts and extravagant parties. It was there, under the starry sky,that Li Mei and I shared our first kiss. The moment was magical, as if time stood still just for us.As our journey continued, we realized that our timetogether was limited. The laws of time and space were unforgiving, and we had to make a difficult decision. LiMei had to return to her own time, while I remained in the present. It was a heartbreaking farewell, but we knew that our love would endure.中文回答：从前，我发现自己踏上了一段穿越时空的旅程。