睿丁儿童英语睡前小故事：生肖老鼠的故事
The lion king called the twelve zodiac meeting to discuss what row seating. But who should be the first one? The lion king is very difficult. Because many zodiac animals are required to own the first row, and this debate endlessly.
狮子大王召集十二生肖开会，商量排座次的事。但到底应该把谁排在第一位呢?狮子大王很为难。因为许多生肖都要求自己排第一，并且为此争论不休。
The lion king is no way, he said: "well, you have come to talk about oneself to be first in line for, who can say the truth, who on the first row!"
狮子大王没有办法，便说道：“这样吧，你们都上来说说自己要排第一的理由，谁说得最有道理，谁就排第一!”
Thus, the twelve animals in the cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog and pig have the stage to speak. But they only said their advantages, disadvantages to keep from talking about.
于是，十二生肖中的牛、虎、兔、龙、蛇、马、羊、猴、鸡、狗和猪纷纷登台演讲。但他们都只说自己的优点，对缺点避而不谈。
The mouse was the last one to be on the stage. He sincerely said: "although I have strengths, but compared with you, there is a big gap. On the plow, I was not on my watch, cattle; not a dog; on the run, I am not the horse...... So in any case, I can not row in the first place of the zodiac!"
老鼠是最后一个上台的。他诚恳地说道：“我虽然也有长处，但是和各位相比，还有很大的差距。论耕田，我一比不上牛;论看门，我比不上狗;论奔跑，我比不上马……所以无论如何，我都不能排在生肖的第一位!”
"On the contrary!" the lion king said to the mouse, "the first place for you!"
“恰恰相反!”狮子大王对老鼠说，“这第一的位置非你莫属!”
"I think the mouse is very honest, he can know himself correctly, so I choose him as the first," said the eleven Chinese zodiac sign, which is under the stage!"
台下的十一生肖听了都目瞪口呆，狮子大王说：“我觉得老鼠非常诚恳，他能正确地认识自己，所以我选他当第一!”
Listening to the other eleven zodiac signs, one by one to shame the head. So the rat sat on the first place of the zodiac.
其他十一生肖听了，一个个羞愧地低下了头。于是，老鼠坐上了生肖第一的位置
睿丁英语-重点单词学习：Lion：狮子
Zodiac：生肖Adcantages：优点
英语幽默小故事
1、New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!" 新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!” hillbilly n. 乡下人，乡巴佬. pudgy adj.矮胖的，矮而粗的 drawl vt, vi慢吞吞地说；拉长语调地说 2、Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
你知道十二生肖中为什么没有猫吗？你知道为什么老鼠排在老牛的前面吗？如果不知道的话，就由我来告诉你吧！ 传说很久以前，还没有排选出十二生肖，天上的神仙，为了排选出十二生肖，就贴出了一张大大的告示，让动物们前来报名。那时，猫和老鼠彼此都很友好，猫得到了消息，立刻就告诉给老鼠，并且对老鼠说： “老鼠兄弟呀，我是个爱睡懒觉的人，明天早上你醒的时候，能不能把我也叫醒呀？”老鼠一听，便爽快地答应了。猫对老鼠很放心，安安心心地去睡觉了。第二天早晨，太阳还没出来的时候，老鼠就起了床，它懒散地打了个哈欠，伸了伸懒腰。由于它太兴奋了，早就把叫醒睡得正香的猫的事忘得九霄云外。老鼠‘哧溜’一下出了家门，高高兴兴地昂首阔步地向报名的地点走去。走着，它突然看见了身强力壮的老牛，正急匆匆地向报名地点赶去。老鼠看见，非常着急，在这个紧急时刻，老鼠眼珠一转，一个主意像闪电般的深入它的脑海，它微笑地走上前去，虚情假意地对老牛说： “亲爱的牛伯伯，您好，您是不是也要去报名啊？您起得真早，太阳才出来小半个头。我昨夜没睡好。”说着，它假装打了个哈欠，装出一脸无奈的样子，没等老牛回答，它接着说，“请问，我是否可以坐到您的背上呢？正好路上有个伴。”老牛被这些甜言蜜语给糊弄住了，它呆呆地停在原地，老鼠似乎看透了它的心事，装出一幅可怜兮兮和恳求的表情，接着叹了一口气。老牛看了，连忙答应： “可以，当然可以。”老牛刚刚说完，老鼠便“噌”的一下跳到它的背上，得意洋洋地架起腿，四处张望。当老牛和老鼠快到报名地点时，太阳已经出来大半个头了，公鸡高声鸣叫，动物们三五成群地向报名地点出发。猫因为没听见老鼠叫它，所以呼呼大睡，一点也不知道太阳已经晒在屁股上了。而狡猾的老鼠一见到报名地点，就一下子蹦了起来，飞快地从老牛头上溜了下来，兴高采烈地向报名地点飞奔而去。老牛发现上当了，气得火冒三丈，向老鼠冲过去。可来不及了，老鼠早就到了报名地点，老牛只能在旁边唉声叹气。猫呢，等它醒来的时候，已经艳阳高照，它赶过来时，报名早已经结束了。 1/ 1
51个儿童英语小故事 51个少儿英语小故事：坐井观天 Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well There is a frog. He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well. He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well. 有一只青蛙住在井底，他从来没有去过井外面。他以为天空就和井口一样大。 One day a crow comes to the well. He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” 一天，一只乌鸦飞到井边，看见青蛙，就对它说：“青蛙，咱们聊聊吧。” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” 青蛙就问他：“你从哪里来?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says. “我从天上上来。”乌鸦说。 The frog fe els surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well. How do you fly from the sky?” 青蛙惊讶地说：“天空就只有这井口这么大，你怎么会从天上来? ” The crow says, “The sky is very big. You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.”
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译) 线话英语|2016-03-14 17:03:05 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.
十二生肖的来历传说故事 在久远的年代 天空一片纯蓝 青山一片苍翠 江河日夜奔流 人类不断繁衍…… 一日清晨 玉帝驾坐灵霄宝殿 聚集文武仙卿早朝 礼未已 便见太白金星急急上前奏表 "万岁 臣日前下凡省察 人间祥和昌盛。但因没有时间管制 人类不能辨别季节循环、不能辨别年尊年幼 天上一日地下一年 长此以往 人间怨声载道 世态不稳。为此老臣以为该教化凡间天庭之文明 给凡间定时间 给人类归归属了。" 玉帝闻言一怔 "唔 言之有理 可如何给凡间记时记年 如何给人类归属 爱卿可有 主意 "太白金星趋前一步又奏道 "臣以为 到凡间征选十二种动物来天庭 任它们为属相 并作为地支 配上已有的十大天干以记时记年 再将十二属相作为生肖给人类归属 十二年 一个轮回 岂不是一举两得 " 太白金星话音刚落 殿前众神纷纷点头称道。玉帝大喜 唤过贴身侍官 传旨 "朕封 你为'属相官' 即刻带旨下凡 严格甑选考核普天下动物 选出十二种动物做属相 凡征选上的动物第一个赶到天庭报到的 就封它为'生肖王'。" 属相官领旨 不敢怠慢 匆匆驾起彩云 飞向人间。 我们的故事就从这里开始-- 这天 馋猫来到河边钓鱼 没一会 就开始哈欠连天 不停地伸伸臂扭扭腰。馋猫把钓鱼竿放在地下 趴在河边打起盹来。馋猫的尾巴无意中垂到水里 没想到一条大鱼以为是什么美食死咬住它的尾巴不放。 馋猫痛得惊跳起来 "啊"的一声向上一窜 将鱼带了上来 当它发现咬着自己尾巴的是 一条大鱼时 真是欣喜若狂。 馋猫提着鱼篓背着鱼竿 嘴里哼着小曲 为今天意外的收获而沾沾自喜。 这时 一只小喜鹊从馋猫的头顶飞过 边飞边大声地喊道 "做属相 成神仙 做 属相 成神仙……" 馋猫向小喜鹊招招手 问道 "什么叫属相呀 做了属相就能成神仙吗 " 小喜鹊答道 "玉帝要召普天下动物 选出十二种动物作为人类的属相。凡是选为属相 的动物都封为神仙……" 馋猫一听 双眼顿时放出青光 忙问道 "那该去哪里应召呀 " 小喜鹊答 "快到庙街 去报名吧 " 馋猫听了 也不道声谢 一溜烟跑回了家。 院子里 馋猫的佣人老鼠正高举斧头在劈柴。 馋猫喝道 "耗子 耗子 快去庙街为我报名 我要做属相 我要成神仙 " 老鼠又拾起一段木头 怯怯地说 "等我把这柴劈完再去吧。" 馋猫对准老鼠的屁股一踹 "不行 得立即去 快去 "说着将老鼠踢出了院门。 老鼠没头没脑地跑到庙街 东张西望不知到哪里去报名。平时冷清的庙街因为征选属 相而变得车来人往 热闹非凡。大街小巷到处张贴着普召令 蓝天中各种鸟雀天女散花般地飞翔着、呼喊着…… 这时 老鼠见猴子远远走过来。猴子因为已报上名 吹着口哨 正春风得意。老鼠忙迎上前去 拱手作揖 "猴大哥 应征属相该去哪儿报名呀 " "怎么 你也想去报名作属相 别去了 别去了 报名的队伍排得见不到尾 早就轮不 到你啦 "猴子好言相劝。
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十二生肖故事传说 关于生肖的故事，是一个十分有趣的话题，这里所说的故事，包括神话传说、典故等。 在十二生肖的排位上，为什么鼠小为大，排在第一位呢？这个问题首先就让人类的先哲和当今的智者百思不得其解：论体形，老鼠小得可怜，让人一把提住能玩开在股掌之间，十二生肖动物中，它是最小的一个。；论蛮力，它与牛的强壮、虎的威猛、龙的神力、马的腾跃，简直不能同日而语；论品质，牛的踏实、兔的善良、马的勤奋、羊的温顺、猪的实在，也都显得比老鼠好上许多倍；再论智慧，猴的灵巧、狗的聪慧，也都在老鼠之上。退一万步说，就算比谁最狠毒，恐怕蛇也该排在鼠的前面。但事实是小小的老鼠是十二生肖的排行老大！ 这个问题至今仍是个悬案，有人说，今日说法，大概只有一个解释：分管十二生肖排行的家伙，是个贪赃枉法的贪官污吏，他收了老鼠的巨大好处而做了权钱交易的色当，把第一名的金冕加在了无德无才的小小老鼠头上。这当然只是一个牵强附会的玩笑。但确确实实的是，人类对此始终没有找到令人信服的解释。不过，人类毕竟是动物里最聪明的高级动物，在十二生肖确定了许多年后，人们终于编出了一个或许是自欺欺人自圆其说的民间故事，借以说明为什么老鼠在十二生肖排行第一。这个叫做"老鼠第一大"的故事流传在中原的湘鄂一带： 老鼠和牛马羊等当选十二属相后，老鼠说："我应该摆在第一位。"牛、马、羊它们不服气，说："你凭什么排第一位呢？"鼠说："我大，所以我要排在第一。"牛马等忍俊不禁笑了："你有我们大吗？"老鼠说："我们几个争
了不算数，还是让人来说吧。"牛马羊等都同意让人来评议。于是它们商量了办法：由牛领头，马、羊、鼠先后一个接一个从大街上走过，看人们怎么评议。 在大街上，牛走过来了，人们说："这头牛很壮。"马过来了，人们说："这匹马真高。"羊走过来的时候，人们说："这只羊很肥。"最后，老鼠大摇大摆地挺着肚子走过来，人们看见大街上突然走出一只大老鼠，都追着它喊："好大一只老鼠呀，好大的一只老鼠呀！"这样一来，牛马羊也无话可说了，让老鼠排在了第一位。 另外，民间还有类似的十二属相排位的故事。 关于十二生肖是如何排列次序的，说起来还有一段有趣的故事： 混沌初分，天干地支刚定时，玉皇大帝下令普召天下动物，要按子、丑、寅、卯、辰、巳、午、未、申、酉、戌、亥十二地支选拔十二个属相。 消息传出后，惊动了花猫和老鼠这两个相好的朋友。花猫对老鼠说："明日五更去天庭应选，我有个贪睡的毛病，到时你可要喊我一声啊！"老鼠连声道："好说，好说！" 可是第二天一早，不讲信义的老鼠却偷偷起床不辞而别了。 这天，灵霄宝殿上禽兽云南集，开始应选，玉帝按天地之别，单挑了龙、虎、牛、马、羊、猴、鸡、狗、猪、兔、蛇、鼠十二种水陆兽类来作十二属相。公鸡当时长着两只美丽的角，也被列入兽类里。 玉帝刚要给它们排一下座次，只见黑狸猪闪了出来，别看它生得笨嘴拙
经典幽默英语故事（50个） 要求： 1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。 2 3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。 姓名：_________ 班级：_________ 学号：_________ 成绩：_________ 第一篇 My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark. 故事大意： _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________第二篇 First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was
英语短篇幽默小故事 篇一：英语幽默小故事10篇. 英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.
1/22 非常适合儿童的英语简单的小故事大全( 共16篇) 目录 英语故事：A French Traveler 英语故事：The Dog and His Shadow 英语故事：疯狂的万圣节 英语故事 少儿英语故事：金色的羊毛 英语故事《聪明的兔子》 英语故事：《乌鸦与狐狸》 英语故事：《狼来了》---伊索寓言 少儿英语故事—小金鱼 少儿英语故事：点金术 英语故事：四只老鼠 少儿英语故事:牙齿仙女 英语故事：小马过河 少儿英语故事：The Moon and The Well 英语故事：生金蛋的鹅 英语故事：井底之蛙 2/22 英语故事：A French Traveler 这位法国人说的英语实在不敢恭维;但他能利用极之有限的几个单词，解脱了 困境，其急智与机巧令人叹服。 A Frenchman was once traveling in England . He could speak English quite well but not perfectly. For one thing, his vocabulary was not large.
One day, he was having a meal in a small country hotel and wanted to order some eggs. But he couldn't remember the word for eggs. Suddenly, through the window, he saw a rooster walking in the yard. He immediately asked the waiter what the bird was called in English. The waiter told him that it was called a rooster. The Frenchman then asked what the rooster's wife was called. The waiter told him that she was called a hen. The Frenchman then asked what the hen's children were called. The waiter told him that they were chickens. The Frenchman then asked what the chickens were called before they were born. The waiter told him they were called eggs. "Fine!" said the Frenchman. "Please bring me two eggs and a cup of coffee. l.perfectly 熟练地 2. vocabulary 个人所使用的词汇量 (集合名词，单数概念.) 3. rooster 公鸡(美国英语，同cock.) 4bird 此处泛指禽类。 3/22 英语故事：The Dog and His Shadow 少儿英语故事： It happened that a dog had some meat that he wanted to eat at home. On his way home he met a river. As he looked down, he saw his shadow in the water. 一只狗叼着肉打算回家去吃。在回家的路上他遇到一条河。他朝 河里望去，看见水中自己的影子。 "Just look!"said he to himself. "That dog down there has some meat, too. If I could get it away from him, I would really eat well tonight!" “看呐！”他自言自语道。“下面那条狗也衔着肉呢。如果我把 他的抢走，今晚上一定可以美餐一顿了！” With this thought, he made a snap at the other dog's meat. And as he did, his own meat fell into the water. So then he had nothing at all. 这么想着，他就冲那只影子狗咬去，这时候他自己的肉掉进了水
A New Bike 英文： A New Bike I got a new bike. It is fast. I like it. Ho! Ho! I got a new car. It is faster than your bike. Your bike is too slow. Ha! Ha! I got a new motorcycle. It is faster than your car. Your car is too slow. Hee! Hee! Hee! I got a new airplane. It is faster than your motorcycle. Your motorcycle is too slow. I got a new rocket. It is faster than your airplane. Your airplane is too slow. My rocket is the fastest. The airplane is slower than the rocket. The motorcycle is slower than the airplane. The car is slower than the motorcycle.
And, my bike is slower than the car. My bike is the slowest. But, I don't care! I got a new yellow bike. And, I like it. 译文： 一辆新自行车 我有一辆新自行车。 它是快的。 我喜欢它。 嗬！嗬！我有一辆新汽车。 它比你的自行车快。 你的自行车太慢了。 哈！哈！我有一辆新摩托车。 它比你的汽车快。 你的汽车太慢了。 呵！呵！我有一架新飞机。 它比你的摩托车快。 你的摩托车太慢了。 我有一支火箭， 它比你的飞机快多了。 你的飞机太慢了。
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip. 英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。 然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。 又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。
《十二生肖的故事》 第一幕 （背景：天庭。玉皇大帝端坐，俯视人间。小孩和老人慢慢入场。） 小孩：爷爷，您今天几岁了？ 老人：嗯，我想想啊······不记得了呀！ （退场，旁白：很久很久以前，人们总是忘记自己出生在哪一年，也算不清自己究竟多少岁。玉皇大帝想了一个办法。） 玉皇大帝：有了！（手摇铃铛）土地公，快出来。 土地公：（从福德宫布景下盘旋而出）玉皇大帝，唤小仙有何事呀？ 玉皇大帝：记年份太难了，记动物的名字就简单多了。找出十二种动物来代表年份不就行了吗？赶快去发布选拔十二生肖的 消息。 土地公：小仙这就去。（盘旋进入福德宫布景后，布景揭开，土地公伏案书 写公告。转身把公告抛向屏幕背景，显示公告图片，7个卫兵手扛“十二生肖的故事”牌子，踢正步入场，站到玉皇大帝一侧） 第二幕 （群众三两成群，陆续进场。咿咿呀呀，小声讨论着，慢慢退场。场景拉近到一处。） 松鼠：你们明天参加吗？ 青蛙：那是当然啦！ 大熊猫：恩，我也要去试试。 松鼠：渡河比赛，看来我得回去好好想想怎么过去呢？ 青蛙：哈哈，潜水我擅长······看来，我得得第一名哪！ 大熊猫：明天得起个大早，我的黑眼圈怕是要更重了······（捂脸） 第三幕
（背景切换：森林，猫和老鼠旁白入场：当时，老鼠和猫是很好的朋友，他们聚到一起讨论。） 老鼠：猫大哥，我们不会游泳，要怎么渡河呢？ 猫：可以和牛合作，我们帮他指路，他帮我们渡河。 老鼠：走，那我们赶紧去找牛问问。 （牛，相反方向慢慢入场，哞···） 老鼠和猫：牛大哥，牛大哥 牛：正想找你们呢，就碰上了，看我老眼昏花的，明天怎么办呀？老鼠和猫：我们帮你指路，你帮我们渡河吧。 牛：再好不过了，就这么说定了。 （旁白：到了比赛当天，一大早，公鸡还没睡醒，牛、猫和老鼠就已经来到了河边。牛蹲下来，让猫和老鼠爬上他的背，然后开始渡河。猫平时就爱打瞌睡，今天又起得太早，很快就趴在牛背上睡着了。呼噜呼噜······） 老鼠：就快到抵达河岸了，我可不想得第二名，猫大哥，只能对不住你了。（老鼠立刻把猫推下水，钻进了牛耳朵，猫在水里扑腾着退场） 牛大哥，加油！我们快到了！ （牛爬上河岸，高兴地冲向终点。老鼠突然从牛耳朵里跳出来，抢先抵达终点，得了第一名。） 牛：哼，辛苦了半天，只能了第二名，哞—哞。（从此，牛就一直瞪大眼 睛） 第四幕 （全身湿淋淋的老虎跑来，很自信地吼着） 老虎：我是第一名吧！ 玉皇大帝说：不！你是第三名。 （突然间，天空卷起一阵狂风，龙从天而降，眼看就要抵达终点，兔子蹦跳着冲了过来，抢先得了第四名） 兔子：成功啦，不会潜水，踩着别人的背渡河的办法真不错! 玉皇大帝：你是飞来的，怎么这么晚才到呢？
英语课堂三分钟小故事演讲稿 英语演讲如果要讲的吸引人，有趣的故事演讲稿可少不了。下面是小编为你整理的几篇英语课堂三分钟小故事演讲稿，希望能帮到你哟。 英语课堂三分钟小故事演讲稿篇一 today i am very glad to be here to share with you my ideas of success. what is success? it is what everyone is longing for.sometimes success would be rather simple. winning a game is success; getting a high grade in the exam is success; making a new friend is success; even now i am standing here giving my speech is somehow also success. however, as a persons whole life is concerned, success becomes very complicated. is fortune success? is fame success? is high social status success? no, i dont think so. i believe success is the realization of peoples hopes and ideals.nowadays, in the modern society there are many people who are regarded as the successful. and the most obvious characteristics of them are money, high position and luxurious life. so most people believe that s
One day，a little monkey is playing by the well。 He looks in the well and shouts： “Oh！My god！The moon has fallen into the well！” An older monkeys runs over，takes a look，and says， “Goodness me！The moon is really in the water！” And olderly monkey comes over。 He is very surprised as well and cries out： “The moon is in the well。” A group of monkeys run over to the well。 They look at the moon in the well and shout： “The moon did fall into the well！Come on！Let’get it out！” Then，the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down,with his feet on the branch。 feet with his hands。 And he pulls the next monkey’ｓ All the other monkeys follow his suit， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well。 Just before they reach the moon ， the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky He yells excitedly“Don’ｔ be so foolish！The moon is still in the sky！” A woman was having lunch at a restaurant, and she was enjoying the food very much. But there was a man in the next seat, and he began looking at the floor near her. The woman was angry and asked,“What are you looking for, sir?” “A piece of cake,” the man said to her, “My cake fell to the floor. w! Take this, and go back to “A piece of cake?” the woman said angrily, “It’s dirty no your seat! I’m having lunch now. ” The woman gave the man a big piece of cake.“But,” the man said, “My teeth are in the piece of cake on the floor! A Good Boy Little Tom asked his mother for two yuan. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ?” his mother asked.“I gave it to a poor old woman .” he answered . “You are a good boy. ” said the mother proudly . “ Here are two more yuan , but why are you so interested in the old woman ?” “ She is the one who sells the candy .”
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英语幽默小故事10篇 Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减 价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister." "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"