西工大幼儿园大二班卢佳毓
The foolish Donkey 愚蠢的驴子
A man is loading a bag of salt onto his Donkey. 一个人把一大袋盐放到驴背上。He is going to sell the salt at the market.他即将到集市上把盐卖掉。
Then they come to a stream， and begin to cross it.
他们两个继续走着，前面有条小溪。他们开始横渡它。
The rocks are slippery and the donkey falls down。
突然，驴子摔到了。
“ Oh, no!”The man gets nervous and help the donkey get up quickly.
我的天啊！人紧张地赶紧帮驴站起来。
Finally they cross the stream. But all the salt is gone.
最终，驴子站起来了然后他们渡过了溪流。但是所有的盐都熔化了。
Hey! My back is light. What happened?The Donkey feels surprised: I fell in the stream and my back became light. This is great!
嘿，我的背上变轻了。发生了什么事？驴子感到非常惊讶，我跌入溪中，然后我的背变轻了。太棒了！The next day,when the donkey cross the stream with salt,he fall down on purpose.
第二天当驴驼着盐过小溪时故意摔倒。
“Hey hey，It worked again.”Donkey feels so happy 驴子开心的说：成功了。
The Man thinks: I know what you are thinking, Donkey. You can’t trick me. I will teach you a lesson.
人在想：我知道你在想什么，驴子。你骗不了我的。我要给你一个教训。
Another day, the man loaded the Donkey again. But this time the donkey finds it not heavy at all.
又一天，人在驴子背上载东西。但是这一次驴子发现压根儿就不重。
“Hey ,This is light. But it will become even lighter soon. Hey Hey Hey”
驴子心想，嘿，这次挺轻的。但是待会儿会变得更轻的。嘿嘿。
One more time, they come to the stream.
他们俩再度来到溪边。
This time, the Master doesn’t help the Donkey to get up. After a while, the Donkey tries to get up by itself.
这一次，主人并没有帮驴子起来。过了一会儿，驴子想要自己站起来。
: Hey! What’s wrong?it’s so hard to get up and my back is so heavy.
驴子说：嘿！怎么回事？我起不来了，我的背好重啊！
You foolish Donkey!The Man says, Plain cotton is light. But wet cotton is very heavy.
，你这只笨驴。人说，平常的棉花是轻的。可是湿棉花就很重！
Donkey is so regretted: Oh, I didn’t know. I shouldn’t have fooled my Master.
驴子后悔的说：我哪知道啊！我不该骗主人的。
Come on, Donkey! Let’s go!The Man smiles， The market is still far away. We have a long way to go.
来吧，驴子！我们走了！人说，市场还很远呢。我们有好一段路要走呢！
OH no 天呀！
小妇人英语读后感 导读: 小妇人英语读后感 "Little woman" is an autobiography novel properties with the family, the author is American Alcott.This book was written in four different character marches through their own kind of girl, hardworking and found myself happy story. Novels have dropped the ups and downs of the rock, no fascinating plot of suspense, but the author use simple language describes marge's family love. Their kindness, love and affection loyalty to deeply touched me. The author describes the details of life is very ordinary, but everywhere to love, reveal the longing for a better life.Marge's girl although home, but they are poor in anything positive and optimistic attitude. They stressed the novel character and dignity, also show their self constraint, and become more independent of the four girls are common characteristics. They are constantly to find their own shortcomings and to correct. It is also worth everybody study.I liked Meg, like her willingness to love, not for money poverty seduced by the character, like her fair maiden wind. I like Joe, like her, like her dream to strive for the firm determination.
有关英语哲理小故事带翻译 Angel Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. One day the child asked God： "They tell me you are going to send me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God replied： "Among the many angels, I have chosen one for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you." "But, " said the child： "tell me here in Heaven I don‘t anything else but sing and smile. That‘s what I need to be happy!" God said： "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel‘s love and be happy." "And," said the child： "how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me, If I don‘t know the language that men talk?" "That‘s easy", said God： "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." The child looked up at God saying： "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God smiled at the child saying： "Your angel will Place your hands together and will teach you how to pray." The child said："I‘ve heard on earth there are bad men. Who will Protect me?" God put his arm around the child, saying： "Your angel will defend you - even if it means risking life!" The child looked sad, saying： "But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore." God hugged the child： "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you." At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from earth could already be heard. The child, in a hurry,
The lion and the mouse 狮子与报恩的老鼠 When a lion was asleep狮子睡着了, a little mouse began running up and down beside him. This soon wakened the lion. He was very angry, and caught the mouse in his paws.有只老鼠在他的周围爬上爬下，很快吵醒了狮子，狮子很生气，一把抓住了老鼠 "Forgive me, please." cried the little mouse. “饶了我吧，”老鼠请求说"I may be able to help you someday." “也许有一天我能帮上你的忙呢。” The lion was tickled at these words.He thought, "How could this little mouse help me?" 狮子觉得很好笑，他想：“这只小老鼠怎么能帮上我的忙？”However he lifted up his paws and let him go.但他还是抬起爪子放他走了。 A few days later, the lion was caught in a trap. 不久，狮子被陷阱困住了。The hunters wanted to take him alive to the king猎人们想将活狮子献给国王, so they tied him to a tree, and went away to look for a wagon.就把他捆在一棵大树上，然后去找马车。 Just then the little mouse passed by这时，老鼠路过这里, and saw the sad lion看到了绝望中的狮子.He went up to him, and soon gnawed away the ropes. 他走过去，很快啃断了绳索，说："Was I not right?" asked the little mouse. “我虽小，可是我也能帮上你的忙。”
经典幽默英语故事（50个） 要求： 1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。 2 3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。 姓名：_________ 班级：_________ 学号：_________ 成绩：_________ 第一篇 My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark. 故事大意： _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________第二篇 First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was
英语哲理小故事短文欣赏小短文 What are the secrets that enable tough people to succeed? Why do they survive the tough times when others are overcome by them? Why do they win when others lose? Why do they fly when others sink?坚韧不拔的人成功的秘诀是什么?当其他人被困难压倒他们为什么能挺过艰难的时刻?为什么其他人失败了,而他们却能获得成功?为什么其他人都深陷泥沼时,他们却能展翅高飞?The answer is very simple. It’s all in the way they treat their problems. Yes, every living person has problems. A problem-free life is a fantasy —a mirage3 in the desert. Everyone should accept that fact.答案很简单,全看他们是如何看待自己面临的难题。 不错,人人有本难念的经。 没有难题困扰的人生只能是一个幻想,是沙漠中的海市蜃楼。 人人都该接受这个现实。 Every mountain has a peak. Every valley has its base. Life has its ups and downs, its peaks and its valleys. No one is up all the time, nor are they down all the time. Problems will end. They will all be resolved4 in time.每一座山都有巅峰,每一个峡谷都有深底。 人生也有兴衰起伏,有山峰和低谷。 不会有人一生都辉煌,也不会有人一生都时乖命蹇。 难题总有了结的一天。 随着时间的推移,一切难题都会迎刃而解。
简短英语小故事：中国熊猫 Story 1The Panda in China A panda looks like a little bear. It has black and white fur. It lives only in China, so it is called the national treasure of China and protected by the law. We all see panda on TV or in the zoo. They look stupid and walk slowly, but they are lovely and everyone likes them. A panda is lucky animal. We Chinese like it, and people of the world like it, too. Now there are China’s pandas in many other countries, such as Japan and the USA… A panda isn’t a common animal, it is bridge of friendship. 中国熊猫 熊猫看起来好像一只小熊。它的皮毛是黑白相间。它只居住在中国，所以，它是中国的国宝，受到国家法律的保护。 我们在电视上或在动物园里能看到熊猫。他们看起来显得很笨的样子，走起来很缓慢，但很可爱，大家都很喜欢它们。 熊猫是个吉祥的动物。中国人民喜欢它，世界人民也喜欢它。现在很多国家都有中国的熊猫，如，日本、美国…… 熊猫不是一种普通的动物，而是一座友谊的桥梁。
66篇英语小故事在线阅读 1. The Dog In The Manger（牛槽裡的狗） Once a dog was taking a nap in the manger of an ox. It was full of hay. But soon the ox came back from his work to the manger. He wanted to eat his own hay. Then the dog awoke, stood up and barked at the ox. The ox said to the dog, “Do you want to eat this hay, too?” “Of course not,” said the dog. “Then, go away and let me eat my own hay.” “Oh, no. You go away and let me sleep.” “What a selfish dog! He will neither eat the hay himself, nor let me eat it !” said the ox to himself. 2.The Lion, The Bear And The Fox（獅子、熊與狐狸） Long ago a lion and a bear saw a kid. They sprang upon it at the same time. The lion said to the bear, “I caught this kid first, and so this is mine.”
《小妇人》英语读后感 各位读友大家好，此文档由网络收集而来，欢迎您下载，谢谢 篇一：中英小妇人读后感 LittleWomen 美国的画家摩西奶奶在写给孩子们的书信中，说道：“我不知道怎样的生活更美好，我能做的只是尽力接纳生活赋予我的，让每一个当下完好无损。”看到这句话，我想起了《小妇人》中马奇家四姐妹的故事。 Mose, the American painter, said, “I don’t know how to live a better life. What I can do is try to take my life to me, so that every now and then be in good condition.”.” To see this sentence, I think of the “little woman” in the four sisters in the Madge story. 《小妇人》是由美国作家露易莎·梅·奥尔科特所著，一部以美国南北战
争为背景，以19世纪美国新英格兰地区的一个普通家庭四个姐妹之间的生活琐事为蓝本的带有自传色彩的家庭伦理小说。小说受到当时的大思想家爱默生的影响，强调了个人尊严与自立自律的观念；内容平实却细腻，结构单纯而寓意深远，富有强烈的感染力。“Little woman” was written by the American writer Luisa May Alcott, a family ethics novel, based on the American Civil War as the background, and the life of the four sisters in the new England area in nineteenth Century. Novels by was a great thinker of Emerson, stressed the importance of the concept of personal dignity and self-reliance and self-discipline; content plain but delicate, simple in structure and far-reaching implication, rich strong appeal. 《小妇人》是一本以女性角色为主，强调女权意识的半自传体小说。 以平实清新的笔调，为我们描绘了
哲理寓言英语小故事精选 A wild donkey once met a tame donkey feeding on a hillside. The wild donkey was thin andsmall. 有一次，一头野驴看到一头家驴正在山坡上吃草。生活在野外的野驴又瘦又小。 He spent his life out of doors, sheltering as best he could in the cold weather and eating thesparse hill grass all the year around. 天气寒冷时，它还得努力找个较好的藏身之处，山上零星的小草就是它平日的食物。 He sometimes had to walk miles to find fresh water and at night there was always danger fromprowling wolves. 有时，为了找到干净的水源解渴，它不得不跑到几英里外的地方。晚上还要提防到处 觅食的狼群。 The tame donkey was sleek and fat. During the summer he fed on the rich meadow grasswhile in winter he was given corn and hay to eat. 可那头家驴却肥肥壮壮的。夏天，牧场里丰美的鲜草可以任它享用：冬天，有人为它 准备了谷物和千草， There was always a pail of fresh water for him to drink and at night he was shut safely in astable. "How lucky you are," said the wild donkey, "I wish I could live like you.' 而且总有一桶它可以随时饮用的干净水：晚上，它可以在牲口棚里放心地过夜。怕你 太幸运了，一野驴说，我真羡慕你那种生活。 A few days later the wild donkey was once more foraging on the hillside. Looking down he sawthe tame donkey walking slowly along the road, carrying a heavy load of wood. 数天后，野驴又来到山坡上吃草。它俯身向山下望去，看到人家驴正驮着沉重的木头，缓慢地沿着路边走着。 As he watched, the tame donkey paused to enrich at a thistle growing by the roadside,immediately his driver began to shout and to beat him with a stick.
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《小妇人》 露易莎·梅·奥尔科特（美） 一、导入 《小妇人》是美国作家露意莎·梅·奥尔柯特的作品，也是她最著名、最成功的作品，这部著作是以美国南北战争为背景描述的，以一个普通家庭四个姐妹之间的生活琐事为蓝本的带有自传色彩的家庭伦理小说，第一次在1868年出版，曾经被改编成卡通、电影及电视剧。小说受到当时的大思想家爱默生的影响，强调了个人尊严与自力的观念，下面就让我们一起走进小妇人的世界吧。 二、作者简介 首先我们先了解一下作者，路易莎·梅.奥尔科特（Louisa May Alcott，1832－1888），美国作家。她的父亲是一位自学成材的哲学家、学校改革家和乌托邦主义者。他一生沉迷于对理想的追求，以至无力担负家庭生活。维持生计的担子先是落到他的妻子身上，而后又落到他那富有进取精神的二女儿路易莎·奥尔科特，也就是作者的身上，路易莎到学校教过书，当过女裁缝、护士，做过佣人。路易莎从小就热爱文学，在1868年，一位出版商建议她写一部关于“女孩子的书”，她便根据孩提的记忆写成《小妇人》。书中的许多故事取材于现实生活，不过现实生活中的奥尔科特一家经济状况远不如她笔下的马奇一家。出于作者意料的是《小妇人》打动了无数美国读者，尤其是女性读者的心弦。 三、内容梗概 这部小说以家庭生活为描写对象，以家庭成员的感情纠葛为线索，描写了马奇一家的天伦之爱。马奇家的四姐妹中，无论是为了爱情甘于贫困的梅格，还是通过自己奋斗成为作家的乔，以及坦然面对死亡的贝思和以扶弱为己任的艾美，虽然她们的理想和命运都不尽相同，但是她们都具有自强自立的共同特点。描写了她们对家庭的眷恋；对爱的忠诚以及对亲情的渴望。 故事的主人公是四个姐妹，首先介绍大姐梅格，美丽，温柔，爱美，又有一点点小虚荣：去参加加纳德太太邀请的舞会，想要打扮自己，让乔用火钳给她烫头发，可是却把头发给烫掉了；要穿高跟鞋，但是鞋又有些挤脚，但是为了美宁愿痛苦啦。爱美之心人皆有之，这也是可以理解的啦。 乔，也就是作者原型，是一个乐观开朗的假小子性格的女孩子，她曾经说过“爸爸不在家，我就是家里的男子汉”，这就跟咱们现在所说的女汉子是一样的啦。她很爱读书，热衷于写作，因为他是男生性格，所以几乎是没有女孩子的娇羞，言行大胆甚至莽撞，经常说一些粗话，比如什么“小痞子、小无赖”啊等等；而且她是一个善良的，无私奉献的一个女孩，在父亲病重要母亲去照顾时，因为家里生活不是很富裕，所以乔剪掉了自己一头浓密的秀发，卖了二十五美元给母亲带去，这足以可见他对这个家的奉献与爱。 贝丝，是一个安静、腼腆的女孩，他很喜欢音乐，会弹钢琴，特别有爱心，别人不要的娃娃他都会捡回来，并且给他们起名字，给他们读书、唱歌。永远在角落里甘当绿叶为他人带来欢乐与宁静；这可以看出他是一个很可爱的女孩。可是后来她因为照顾贫苦人家的孩子，被传染上猩红热，再加上她自小身体孱弱，才十几岁的花季年华就病得奄奄一息，最后
英语哲理小故事：网络不是万能的 A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 一个失业的人去微软申请办公室杂工的职位，人事经理面试他，并且看着他打扫地板，作为测试。 "You are employed" he said. " Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." “你被录用了”，人事经理说：“给我你的邮箱地址，我会把申请表发给你填，发给你的同时也意味着你开始上班。” The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email". 这个人回答说：“但是我没有电脑，更没有邮箱了。” "I'm sorry", said the HR manager." If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." “我很抱歉，”人事经理说：“如果你没有邮箱，那就意味着你不能生存，一个不能生存的人当然不能有工作。” The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only 10 dollars in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with 60 dollars. 这个人不抱希望的离开了，他不知道要做什么，口袋里只有10块钱，他决定去超市买了10公斤西红柿。接着他在附近门挨着门卖西红柿，不到两小时，他成功的将他的资金翻了一倍，他又做了3个小时，到回家时身上已经有60块钱了。 The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
儿童英语小故事都是一些英语表达简单，多对话的短文，例如经典的《We ar e friends》、《Little mouse》、《Let’s play》等的英语小故事。 熟读儿童英语小故事可以让儿童更早接触英语，并且英语小故事比较有趣，儿童们会对英语产生兴趣，这样有利于他们以后的英语学习。我下面只是介绍了3篇比较经典的英语小故事，想了解更多，可以到网上下载，也可以运用学习软件来阅读儿童英语小故事。 We are friends(我们是朋友) Tommy is turtle. He has no daddy, no mummy and n o friends. Tommy 是一只乌龟。他没有爸爸、妈妈和朋友。 He is crying. A bird comes. She says: “I can fly. Let’ s fly!” 他在哭。一只小鸟过来了。她说：“我会飞，让我们一起飞吧。” Tommy says: “ no,no, I can’t fly!” Tommy 说：“不，不，我不会飞。” A rabbit comes. He says: “ I can jump. Let’s jump!” 一只兔子过来了。他说：“我会跳。让我们一起跳吧。” Tommy says: “no, no. I can’t jump!” Tommy说：“不，不。我不会跳。” A monkey comes. He says:“I can climb the tree. Let’ s climb the tree!” 一只猴子过来了。他说：“我会爬树。让我们一起爬树吧。” Tommy says: “ no, no. I can’t climb the tree!” Tommy说：“不，不。我不会爬树。” A duck comes. He says: “I can swim. Let’s swim!” 一只鸭子过来了。他说:“我会游泳，让我们一起游泳吧！” Tommy smiles: “ we are friends!” 鸭子笑了：“我们是朋友！” Little mouse(小老鼠)
【10个哲理小故事】英语哲理小故事10篇 01 高僧问：你觉得是一粒金子好，还是一堆烂泥好呢？ 求道者答，当然是金子啊！ 高僧笑曰：假如你是一颗种子呢？ 感悟： 这个世界上并没有绝对的好与坏， 适合你的，就是最好的。 养老的方式也是如此。 02 道长有一个爱抱怨的弟子。一天，道长将一把盐放入一杯水中让弟子喝。 弟子说：咸得发苦。 道长又把更多的盐撒进湖里，让弟子再尝湖水。 弟子喝后说：纯净甜美。 道长说：生命中的痛苦是盐，它的咸淡取决于盛它的容器。 感悟： 老是抱怨世界的人啊， 不是世界太糟糕， 是你的心胸太狭小。 03
一青年向道士求教：“师傅，有人说我是天才，也有人骂我是笨蛋，依你看呢？” “你是如何看待自己的？”道士反问，青年一脸茫然。 “譬如一斤米，在饼家眼里是烧饼，在酒商眼中是酒，在乞丐那里，就是救命的一顿饭。不过，米还是那斤米。”青年豁然开朗。 感悟： 你看待自己的方式， 决定了自己的价值。 每个人都是有价值的， 不要总说自己“老不中用了”。 04 一头驴子不慎掉进了枯井，众人设法救它，都没有成功，就决定埋了它。 驴子悲声鸣叫，可当泥土落下的时候，它却出乎意料地安静了。它努力抖落背上的泥土，把它们踩在脚下，让自己登高一点。就这样，它随着泥土的抖落不断登高，最后竟在众人的惊奇声中走出了枯井。 感悟： 关键时刻能救你的，只有你自己。 人到老年，最大依靠的也是你自己。 05 爱神和恶鬼一起来到了人间。 春天里，他们同游花园。爱神说：“啊！多么美丽的景致——百花烂漫！”恶鬼说：“美什么，那花朵下有刺呢！”
夏天里，他们一起游山林。爱神说：“瞧！多么美妙的风光——绿树浓荫！”恶鬼说：“妙什么，那树里有虫呢！” 秋天里，他们一起游郊野。爱神说：“看！多么欢乐的美景——黄金世界！”恶鬼说：“乐什么，那黄表示是枯萎呢！” 冬天里，他们同游大漠。爱神说：“哈！多么洁净的大地——白雪皑皑！”恶鬼说：“洁什么，那雪下全是沙呢！” 于是，上帝让爱神留在天堂，将恶鬼打入了地狱。 感悟： 内心有爱，得到的是欢乐； 内心有恨，得到的只是痛苦。 老朋友们，祝你 心中充满爱，生活充满欢乐！ 06 第一天，小白兔去钓鱼，一无所获。第二天，它又去钓鱼，还是如此。第三天它刚到，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，大叫：你要是再敢用胡萝卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你！ 感悟： 你给的都是你自己“想”给的， 而不是对方想要的， 活在自己世界里的付出，不值钱。 老了，和儿女相处时要牢记这点。 07 有人问农夫：“种了麦子了吗？”农夫：“没，我担心天不下雨。”
简单的英语幽默小故事 1 Mr. Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off. Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in the carriage laughed. “Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?” they asked. “No,” Mr. Jones answered, “but there’s no name and no address in my hat, and there’s a name and address on the bag. Someone’s going to find both of them near each other, and he’s going to send me the bag and the hat.” 2 An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock. The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of his poc ket and said to the clerk, “Give me all the money.”
30字英语哲理小故事带翻译：巨鸟 There was once a bird called the roc, whose back was as big as Mount Tai and whose wings were like clouds that overspread the heaven. 从前有一只鸟叫巨鸟，它的背像泰山一样庞大，它的翅膀像云一样覆盖了整个天空。 When it wheeled up into the air a whirlwind arose, and in each flight it covered https://www.doczj.com/doc/e61102518.html, ninety thousand li, flying above the misty vapours under the sky, to the Southern Ocean. 每当它盘旋在空中，就会带来一阵旋风，它一次奋飞9万里，翱翔在蓝天雾海，直到南海。 Where can it be going? Wondered a bird with a laugh, “I once flew into the sky, then come down https://www.doczj.com/doc/e61102518.html, to enjoy myself among the bushes. That’s good enough for me. Where else does it want to go?” “它能飞到哪里去？”一只鸟笑着发问，“我也曾击翅长空，可我贪恋万绿从中的安逸，又落翅而返。对我来说已经充足了，可巨鸟究竟想飞向何方？” Here we see the difference in outlook between great and small. 由此，我们能够看出伟大与渺小之间的差异。
A New Bike 英文： A New Bike I got a new bike. It is fast. I like it. Ho! Ho! I got a new car. It is faster than your bike. Your bike is too slow. Ha! Ha! I got a new motorcycle. It is faster than your car. Your car is too slow. Hee! Hee! Hee! I got a new airplane. It is faster than your motorcycle. Your motorcycle is too slow. I got a new rocket. It is faster than your airplane. Your airplane is too slow. My rocket is the fastest. The airplane is slower than the rocket. The motorcycle is slower than the airplane. The car is slower than the motorcycle.
And, my bike is slower than the car. My bike is the slowest. But, I don't care! I got a new yellow bike. And, I like it. 译文： 一辆新自行车 我有一辆新自行车。 它是快的。 我喜欢它。 嗬！嗬！我有一辆新汽车。 它比你的自行车快。 你的自行车太慢了。 哈！哈！我有一辆新摩托车。 它比你的汽车快。 你的汽车太慢了。 呵！呵！我有一架新飞机。 它比你的摩托车快。 你的摩托车太慢了。 我有一支火箭， 它比你的飞机快多了。 你的飞机太慢了。