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功夫熊猫2经典台词参考第1篇：功夫熊猫2经典台词参考1、往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇（命中注定的事，躲也躲不过）。
onemeetsitsdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.2、你的心好似这潭湖水，老朋友，如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，解决之道必将自现。
yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend,whenitisagitated,itbeesdiff iculttosee,butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbeesclear.3、退出，不退出；做面条，不做面条。
quitdon’tquit.noodlesdon’tnoodles.4、俗语说：过去的，已经过去了，未来的，还未可知，现在，却是上苍的礼赠。
thereisasaying,yesterdayishistory,tomorrowisamystery,butto dayisagift,thatiswhyit’scalledthepresent（thegift）。
5、世间无巧合therearenoaccidents.6、龟仙人：是的，看看这棵树，我不可能让它随便开花，也不可能让它提前结果。
yes，lookatthistreechivu，icannotmakeitboloosmandsu未完，继续阅读 >第2篇：《功夫熊猫2》的经典台词1、往往在逃避命运的路上,却与之不期而遇（命中注定的事，躲也躲不过）。
onemeetsitsdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.2、你的心好似这潭湖水,老朋友,如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，解决之道必将自现。
yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend,whenitisagitated,itbeesdiff iculttosee,butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbeesclear.3、退出，不退出；做面条，不做面条。
功夫熊猫2经典台词《功夫熊猫2》主要讲诉了阿宝成为了神龙大侠，跟随功夫大师与盖世五侠一起保护着和平谷、过着宁静的生活。
然而，好景不长，邪恶反派沈王爷正打算用无人能挡的机密武器征服中国并且毁灭功夫，阿宝面临着一次新的挑战，他必须回首过去并揭开身世之谜，才能找到打败敌人的关键力量。
《功夫熊猫2》分享① 夸奖“太棒了”初级：That's cool.中级：Awesome.高级：That was pretty hardcore.这三个说法在这一集里都有出现哦。
其中，cool“太酷了” 大家都会说;awesome“很好很强大”在《功夫熊猫》第一部里头已经被阿宝用得频率非常高了。
而这一集里，hardcore这个俚语多次出现，它在影片中有双重的意思。
其一，单独作为一个形容词的话，它等同于awesome;其二，如果说某个人很hardcore，就是说ta很严肃，坚韧不拔，不会轻易放弃，有点“硬汉”的意思。
阿宝就多次说悍娇虎是hardcore铁娘子。
② 抱怨“悲剧啊”It was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroyed, horrible moment I have ever experienced.这是我中最悲催的一天。
迄今为止，无事能及。
那是我经历过的，最悲惨、最痛苦、最伤脑筋、最恐怖的时刻。
It was the worst day of my life. 我们平时最多就说到这一层了吧。
为了加强语气，你还能加上和过去碰到的事情作比较：无事能及啊。
最后再用一串的形容词修饰，简直是悲催得没话讲了。
这样的表达，才够给力哦。
不过，师父对阿宝这么说，还真是有不给面子的哈!③ 耍耍嘴皮子- I found your stupidity mildly amusing.我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
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《功夫熊猫》英文對白Kungfu PandaPart TwoInner peace. Inner peace.Inner ... in ... in … inner peace.Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?Inner ~Oh ~ Zeng! Excellent!I could use some good news right now.Master! Master!En ...I ... I have a ... It’s … It’s a very bad news.Shifu.T here’s just news. there’s no good or bad.Master, your vision, your vision was right.Tai Lung has broken out of the prison.He is on his way!That is bad news!If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.The panda?Master! That panda is not the Dragon Warrior!He wasn’t even meant to be here!It was an acciden.There are no accidentsYes, I know. Y ou’ve said that already.Twice.Well, that was no accident either.Thrice.My old friend, the panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.Illusion?Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.I can not make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.But there are things we can control.I can control when the fruit will fall.And I can control … where to plant the seed.That is no illusion, Master.Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree.You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.But a peach can not defeat Tai Lung!Maybe it can, if you’re willing to guide it, to nurture it, to belive in it.But how ... how!? I need your help, Master.No, you just need to believe.Promise me, Shifu.Promise me you will believe.I ... I will ... try.En ... good.My time has come.You must continue your journey without me.What, what, what ... what are you ... ?Wait, Master, you can’t leave me.You must believe.Master!That was scared.Yeah, sound like fun. You may be a wolf.You may be the scariest bandit in Hajin province.But you are a lousy tipper.Really? So ... how did you get out there alive?I mean ... didn’t actually see that. But I thought it in … in my mind.If he could read my mind, he’d be like, “What?”Order up! Hope you like it.This is really good!No, come on. You should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient.What are you talking about? This is amazing!You’re really a go od cook,Wow! You are really a good cook. I wish my mouth were bigger.Tigress, you’ve got to try this.It is said that a Dragon Warrior can survive for months’ time on nothing.But the dew of a single gingkgo leaf and the energy of the universe.I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet.I need more that dew and universe juice.What?Oh~ nothing. Master Shifu.You’ll never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! What is that noise you’re making!? Laughter? I’ve never heard of it!Work hard, panda! M aybe someday you’ll have ears like mine.That’s good.Ears! I t’s not working for you? I thought it’s pretty good.It’s Shifu.Of coursr it’s Shifu. What do you think I’m doing?Ooh ~ Master Shifu!Do you think this is funny! Tailing has escaped from prison, a nd you’re acting Like children! What? He’s coming for the Dragon S croll, and you’re the only one who can stop him.And here I am saying that you got no sense of humor.I’m gonna ... stop Tai Lung.What? You’re serious? I don’t have to …Ma … Master Wugui will stop him!He did it before, who will do it again!Wugui cannot, not anymore.Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.The panda?Yes! The panda!Master! Please! Let us stop Tai Lung! This is what you trained us for!No! It is not your destiny to defeat tailing!It is his!Where did he go?You can not leave!A real warrior never quits!Watch me!Come on!How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung!? I can’t even beat you off the stair s.You’ll beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!You don’t believe that!You never believe that from the first moment I got here!You’ve tried to get rid of me.Yes! I was.But now I ask you to trust in your master, a s I’ve come to trust in mi ne.You’re not my master. A nd I’m not the Dragon Warrior.Then w hy didn’t you quit!?You know I was trying to get rid of you. Yet you stayed.Yeah, I stayed.I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head, or said I smelled, it hurts.But it could never hurt me more than it did every day in my life just being me.I stayed, because I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me ... not me, it was you, the greatest kungfu teacher in all of China!But I can change you!I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!And I will!Come on! Tail Lung is on this way here right now.And even it takes him one hundred years to get here, how are you ... gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?! ah?How?How?How?I don’t know!I don’t know.It’s what I thought.This is what you trained me for.Tigress!Don’t try to stop me.We’re not try to stop you!What?We’re coming with you![In the Storeroom]What?I eat when I’m upset! Ok?Oh, no need to explain.I thought you might be monkey. He hides almond cookies on the top shelf.Don’t tell monkey.Look at you!Yeah ... I know ... I disgust you.No, no, I mean, how did you get up there!?I don’t know. I guess ...I don’t know ... I was getting cookies!And yet you are ten feet off the ground, and have done a perfect split. No, this? This is just an … accident.There are no accidents! Come with me.[On the top of the mountain]I know you’ve trained me to be optimistic of kungfu.But could you at least tell me where we are going?You ... dragged me ... all the way out here, for a bath?Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears ...The pool was ... ?This is where Wugui unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus.This is the birthplace of kungfu.Do you want to learn kungfu?Yeah ...Then I am your master ...Ok!Don’t cry.Ok.When you focus on kungfu, when you concentrate, you stink.Or perhaps that is my fault.I can not train you the way I’ve trained the five.I now see that the way to get through to you is this.Oh ... great, because I’m hungry.Good. W hen you’ve been trained you may eat.Let’s begin.After you, panda.Just like that?No set-ups? No, no, no ten-mile hike?I vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You’re free to eat. Enjoy.Hey~I said you’re free to eat. Have a dumpling.Hey~You are free ... to eat!Am I?!Are you!?I’m not hungry.Master.Where is the Dragon Warrior?How do you know you are not looking at her?You think I’m a fool?I know you’re not the Dragon Warrior. None of you!I heard how he fell out of the sky in like a ball of a fire.He is a warrior, unlike anything in the world you’ve ever seen.Po?So, that is his name, Po.Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.We’ve got this! Help her!Monkey!Go!Mantis!Shifu taught you well.B ut he didn’t teach you everything.You’ve done well, panda.Done well? Done well!I’ve done awesome!The mark of the true hero is humility.But, yes, you hav e done … awesome!Guys! Guys! They’re dead?!No, they’re breathing.They’re sleeping? No, their eyes are open.We were no match for his nerve attack.He’s gotten Stronger.Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?He’s too fast!Sorry, Po.I thought we could stop him.He could have killed you.Why didn’t he?So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts. But it won’t work. It might, I mean, a little. I’m pretty scared.You can defeat him, panda.Are you kidding?They can’t. They’re five masters! I’m just one. me.But you’ll have the one thing that no one else does.You really believe I am ready?You are, Po.Behold the dragon scroll. It is yours.Wait. What happens when I read it?No one knows, but legend says you’ll hear a butterfly’s win g beat .Oh, really?! T hat’s cool.Yes. And see lights in the deepest cave.You’ll feel the universe in motion around you.Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I, can I do a quadra-reflet？Focus.Will I…Focus!Focus.Yeah, Yeah.Read it Po, and fulfill your destiny.Read it, and become the Dragon Warrior!It’s impossible to open it.Ok, come on, baby. Come on now.Thank you.Probably, I’ve Loosen it for you though.Ok, here goes …It’s blank.What?Here look!No. I’m forbidden to look up on.Blank? I don’t ... I don’t understand.Ok. So Wugui was just a crazy old turtle after all.No, Wugui was wiser than us all.Oh, come on! Face it. He picked me by accident.Of course I’m not the Dragon Warrior.Who am I kidding?But who will sto p Tai Lung? He’ll destroy everything and everyone.No. Evacuate the valley. Y ou must protect villagers from Tai Lung’s rage.What about you master?I’ll fight him.What?I can hold him long enough for everyone to escape.But Shifu, he’ll kill you.Then I will finally have paid my mistake.Listen to me, all of you.It is time for you to continue your journey without me.I’m very proud to have been your master.We’ve got to get them out safely.Come, little one, let’s find your mama.Viper, guide the southern farmers.Mantis, the north.Crane, light the way.Look, it’s the Dragon Warrior.Hey, dad.Po!Good to have you back, son.Good to be back.Let’s go, Po.So for our next shop, is time to face it.The future of our noodles is dice-cut vegetables.No longer slices.Also I was thinking, maybe this time, we’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. You like that?Po, I’m sorry things didn’t work out.It just wasn’t meant to be.Po, forget everything else.Your destiny still awaits.We are noodle folk.Broth Runs deep through our veins.I don’t know, dad.Honestly, s ometimes I can’t believe I’m actually your son.Po, I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago~ Ok.The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup ...Ooh ...Come here. The secret ingredient is ... nothing!Ah?You heard me. Nothing!There is no secret ingredient.Wait, wait. I t’s just plain old noodle soup?You don’t add some kind of special s auce or something?Don’t have to.To make something special, you just have to believe it’s special.There is no secret ingredient.I have come home, master.This is no longer your home, and I’m no longer your master.Oh, yes, you have a new favorite.So where is this … Po?Did I scare him off?This battle is between you and me.So, that is how it’s going to be ...That is how it must be.I’ve been locked in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!Obeying your master is not weakness.You knew I was the Dragon Warrior!You always knew.But, when Wugui said otherwise, what did you do?What did you do!?Nothing.You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior.That was not my fault!?Not your fault?Who filled my head with dreams?Who drove to train until my bones cracked?Who denied me my destiny?!I was never my decision to make.It is now.Give me the scroll.I’d rather die.All I ever did, I did to make you proud!Tell me how proud you are, Shifu.Tell me! Tell me!I ... I have always been proud of you.F rom the first moment, I’ve been… proud of you.And it was my pride that blinded me.I loved you too much to see what you were becoming, what I was turning you into. I’m so ... I’m sorry.I don’t want your apology. I wa nt my scroll.What?Where is it!?Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll halfway across China by now.You’ll never see that scroll, Tai Lung.Never. N e…never.Hey!Stairs.Who are you?Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior.You?Him? He’s a panda.You are a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?Don’t tempt me.Now, I’m go nna use ... this.You want it? Come and get it.Finally!That scroll is mine![In the street]Finally. Oh, yes.The power of the dragon scroll is ... mine!I t’s nothing!It’s OK. I didn’t get it the first time either.What?There is no secret ingredient.It’s just you！Stop it! I an gonna pee~Don’t. D on’t. Don’t.You ... can’t defeat me.You ... you are just a big ... fat … panda.I’m not a big fat panda.I’m THE big fat panda!Oh ... The Wushi finger hold!Oh, you know this hold?You are bluffing. You are bluffing.Shifu didn’t teach you that.Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh.Look!The Dragon Warrior~That’s my boy! The big lovely kungfu warrior is my son! Yes!Thanks, dad!Hey, guys!Master. Master.Master? Master Shifu![Back in the Jade Palace]Master!Shifu! Shifu, are you OK?Po! You’re alive.Or we are both dead?No, master, I didn’t die. I defeated Tai Lung.You did?Wow! It is as Wugui foretold.You are the Dragon Warrior!You’ve brought peace to this valley, and me.Thank you.Thank you, Po, thank you. Thank you ...No, master! No, no, no, don’t die, Shifu, please!I’m not d ying! You idiot!Ah ... Dragon Warrior.I’m simply at peace, finally.Oh, so I should stop talking?If you can..Want to get something to eat?Yeah!。
Kungf u Panda 《功夫熊猫》-Narrator: Legend tells of a legendary warrior... legend: 传奇 legendary: 传奇的 warrior: 武士传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士，whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.他的功夫出神入化。
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.in search of: 寻找foe: 敌人他走遍天涯，独孤求败，-Demon: I see you like to chew.chew: 咀嚼，咬你挺喜欢吃啊，Maybe you should chew on my fist!有种就吃了我的拳头！-Narrator: The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.武士一言不发，因为正忙着吃，Then he swallowed.然后一口吞下，And then he spoke.开口道：“Enough talk. Let's fight! Shashabooey! Shashabooey!”“别废话，动手吧！沙哈波易！沙哈波易！”-Narrator: He was so deadly in fact他的一招一式如此彪悍that his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness. exposure: 暴露 pure: 完全的 awesomeness: 敬畏他的敌人目不暇接，只有瞠目结舌的份儿-Demon: My eyes！我的眼睛！-Rabbit1: He's too awesome!awesome: 令人惊叹的他太彪悍了！-Rabbit2: And attractive!太有魅力了！-Rabbit1: How Can We repay you?我们何以回报？-Warrior: There is no charge for awesomeness. awesomeness: 非凡的伟大不求回报Or attractiveness. attractiveness: 魅力迷人更无所需Kablooey! Kablooey!哼哼哈哈！哼哼哈哈！-Narrator: It mattered not how many foes he faced.他征战无数They were no match for his body!无人堪与匹敌，Never before had a panda been so feared！从没有哪只熊猫能让人如此恐惧，And so loved.又让人如此爱戴。
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《功夫熊猫2》前不久已经上映咯，喜欢胖乎乎熊猫的你，是不是已经去电影尝鲜了呢？除了阿宝爆笑的耍宝剧情、让你觉得亲切的中国元素和亲情友情师生的情谊，还有好多能让你学到英文的点儿注意到了么？现在就让我们一起来瞅瞅吧！① 夸奖“太棒了”初级：That's cool. 太酷了中级：Awesome. 很好很强大高级：That was pretty hardcore.【讲解】这三个说法在这一集里都有出现哦。
这一集里，hardcore这个俚语多次出现，它在影片中有双重的意思。
其一，单独作为一个形容词的话，它等同于awesome；其二，如果说某个人很hardcore，就是说他很严肃，坚韧不拔，不会轻易放弃，有点“硬汉”的意思。
阿宝就多次说悍娇虎是hardcore铁娘子。
② 抱怨“悲剧啊”It was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroyed, horrible moment I have ever experienced.这是我生命中最悲催的一天。
迄今为止，无事能及。
那是我经历过的，最悲惨、最痛苦、最伤脑筋、最恐怖的时刻。
【讲解】It was the worst day of my life. 我们平时最多就说到这一层了吧。
为了加强语气，你还能加上和过去碰到的事情作比较：无事能及啊。
最后再用一串的形容词修饰，简直是悲催得没话讲了。
这样的表达，才够给力哦。
③ 耍耍嘴皮子- I found your stupidity mildly amusing.我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
- Thank you, but I found your evilness is extremely annoying.谢谢哦，不过我觉得你坏得灰常讨厌。
- Who do you think you are, panda?你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？- Who do you think I am, peacock?你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？【讲解】用和对方一样的句式回应，把关键的词句替换得巧妙，注意stupidity对应evilness，amusing对应 annoying，mildly就对应程度很深的extremely咯。
功夫熊猫2经典台词导读：《功夫熊猫2》剧情简介终于当上了“神龙大侠”的熊猫阿宝可谓过上了梦想中的日子，他和师傅以及盖世五侠——虎、鹤、螳螂、蛇和猴子——保卫着山谷中宁静的生活。
但是，好时光不长，阿宝面临着一次新的、更加可怕的挑战，一个大恶人孔雀“Lord Shen”拥有了一件秘密、强悍的武器，他妄图毁灭功夫、征服中国！此时，正是阿宝与盖世五侠穿越中国，正式迎接挑战的时候了，但是，阿宝将怎样对抗一个能“毁灭功夫”的武器？他必须回顾他的过去，并且揭开自己身世之谜，只有到那时，他才能释放体内的力量、从而获得胜利。
《功夫熊猫2》经典台词1、你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？2、我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
3、退出，不退出；做面条，不做面条。
4、你的思想好似这潭湖水，我的朋友，如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，答案就清晰可见。
5、那你为什么不退出呢？你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。
6、你应该关心下。
过去的事情就让它过去咯，因为其实都无关紧要了。
重要的是，现在要选择做什么样的人。
7、过去的事情就让它过去咯，因为其实都无关紧要了。
重要的是，现在要做出什么样的选择。
8、俗语说：过去的，已经过去了，未来的，还未可知，现在，却是上苍的礼赠。
9、天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿波，忘了其它的事情，你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族，血管中流着这样的血。
10、你不能走，真正的勇士永不放弃。
11、是的，看看这棵树，我不可能让它随便开花，也不可能让它提前结果。
12、谢谢哦，不过我觉得你坏得灰常讨厌。
13、你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？14、你的心好似这潭湖水，老朋友，如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，解决之道必将自现。
15、伤痕又不叫愈合，伤口才会愈合啥的。
16、没错可是无论你做什么，这个种子最终也还是长成棵桃树，你或许想要苹果或是橘子，但到头来还是桃子。
17、哦，对哦，那伤痕会肿么样？会消退吧？18、逝者存在于过去，而我必须面对将来。
《功夫熊猫》1、Legend tells of a legendary warrior---2、The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full ---3、There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness---4、Never before had a panda been so feared and so loved---5、Just as I take it over from my father , who took it over from his father , and whowon it from his friend in game of majang---6、Why must something be wrong for me to meet my old friend---7、One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it---8、Believe me citizens , you haven’t seen anything yet---9、Master Oogway will now choose the Dregon Warrior---10、What does it look like what I am doing ---11、One must first master the highest level of kung fu---And that is impossible if that one is someone like you---12、Those are sensitive in the flabby parts---13、Yeah , it’s just , maybe we can find something more suited to my lecel---14、There is no such thing as level zero---15、We use it for training children and proping the door open when it’s hot---16、Are they gonna watch , or should I wait till they get back to work---17、I’m just coming at you with crazy feet---18、The poor guy’s gonna get himself killed---19、I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu---In the history of China--- In the history of sucking---20、Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles---21、You are too concerned with what was and what will be---22、All we can so is resume our training and trust that in time , the true DragonWarrior will be revealed---23、You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night---It takes years to develop one’s flexibility and years longer to apply it in combat---24、The true path to victory is to find your oponent’s weakness and make him sufferfor it---To take his strength and use it against him until he finally falls or quits---25、Would whoever is making that flapping sound quite down---26、I was saying you got no sence of humor---27、I stayed bacause every time you threw a brick at my head---28、But could you at least tell me where we are going---29、The mark of a true hero is humility , but , yes , you hace done awesome---30、But you have one thing that no one else does---31、We’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in---32、I’m not a big fat panda , I’m the big fat panda---《功夫熊猫2 》1、They brought great joy and prosperity to the city for they had inventedfireworks---Your training has paid off---2、Whatever it is , I will take it down , because I am in a mood---3、Every master must find his path to inner peace ---Some choose to meditate for50 years in a cave without the slightest taste of food or water---4、Tell those musicians to start playing some acting music because it is on---5、I would have saved you some stinky tofu---Oh , Po , your story may not havesuch a happy beginning , but look how it turned out , You got me , yougot kung fu , and you got noodles---6、Now we’ve got the pleasantries out of the way , please leave my house---7、I mean how can kung fu stops something that stops kung fu---8、Of course , you’ve a job to do far from home , filled with streng people , andstrenge noodles , facing horrible danger from which you might never return---9、Hey , isn’t that gay who hammered you in the face---10、They must be close , I can feel a kung fu chill up my spine---11、I can’t believe we’re rescuing actual legends of kung fu---12、Nothing’s unstoppable except for me when I’m stopping you from telling mesomething’s unstoppable---Stay down---13、You gays see that ? It’s called being awesome---14、You stay in your prison of fear with bars made of hopelessness---15、Is that all you got ? It feels like I’m fighting a big old fluffy cloud---16、Next time you mess with a panda , you’d better bring a whole a---Guess no bodytold you if you mess with the wolf , you get the fangs---17、I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eatingit raw and then drinking boiling water---18、Thanks for carrying me those last few flights---OK---I threw up alittle on thethird floor---Someone might want to clean that up---Is there some sort of evil janitor or something---That makes no sence---19、Hey…enough with the poking around--- Sparrow kick—20、Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me---21、You probably did some other evil stuff along the way---22、OK , enough of those riddles---Would you guys spill the beans---23、The onle reason you’re alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing---24、The hard core do understand---You’re better off here---25、The cup you choose to fill has no bottom---26、The dead exist past , and I must tend to the future---27、On your feet , and wipe those stupid grins off your faces---28、How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda---29、You gotta let go of that stuff from the past , bacause it just doesn’t matter---《机械师》1、The best jobs are the one’s nobody ever knows you were there---2、Why the fuck do I let you drag me into this shithole---3、All I get in the future purpose on if I could go anywhere without themnowhere---4、Then , you are in deeper shit than I tought---5、Did I tell you I got a job at a private security firm--- They kicked him out lastmonth--- He hit some guy half to death---6、The target was far more high profile than we are normally comfortable with---7、The job was reach a pass up---8、Look , I appreciate your connection with Harry , but there is no turning back ,here---9、Take whatever you can use against them and get out---10、You get me to circumvent my own security---11、More of a loss for you than me , buddy---12、Didn’t wanna tell anyone so you lie a tale on its own---13、Good judgement comes from experience and all of that comes from badjudgement---14、He isn’t go any place twice , except here---15、All these fancy places there are always watered down it---16、You use an outside individual to complete your assignment---17、I guess it doesn’t really matter anyway , as long as they’re dead and you not ,right---18、You’re gonna tell me exactly that I came for to find out---19、It’s like you’re going to miss a good dinner---20、I do that as a breach of professonal ethic---21、When you look in the mirror , your reflection gonna shoot you in the face---22、You think you can get to me before I get to you---《冰河世纪2》1、What would it take to make you happy---2、You didn’t have any candy in you--- Gather round---3、Who said you kids could tortule the sloth---Wanna give a sloth a hand---4、You’re not qualified to run a camp---Lived happily ever after---5、Folks , I hold in my hand a device so powerful---6、You suck air through your mouth , you moron---7、You’ll have plenty of air for eons to come---8、The five-day outlook calls for intense flooding followed by the end of theworld---9、And a slight of patchy sunshine later in the week---10、Say , buddy , not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing , buthaven’t mammoths pretty much gone extinct---11、Be that as it may , when’s the last time you saw another mammoth---12、Look , some idiot’s going down the Eviscerator---OK , I’m gonna jump on thecount of three---13、One , Two , Two and one-thousandths , Two and four-one-thousandths---14、I’m gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator and then you guys are gonnahave to show me some respect---15、The only respect you’ll get is respect for the dead---16、I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark---17、Giants balls of furry lava the size of mammoths raining from the sky---18、Ground’s melting , walls tumbling , rocks crumbling---Survive that and you’ll beracing the water , because in three days’ time , it’s gonna hit the geyser fields---19、He must have been a real pleasure to have in class---20、Folks , be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home---21、Sid , I’m going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you---22、Well , don’t that put the “stink” in extinction---23、Out of my way---If anyone asks , there were 50 of them and they wererattlesnakes---24、Some of us have a tough time in holding on to branchs---25、I don’t think her tree goes all the way to the top branch---26、Manny , brink of extinction’s a bad time to be picky---27、Look , we’ll never make it in time if we only travel at night---28、Escapeing the flood is the best time to shed those unsightly pounds---29、The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down---30、Crash , whatever you do , don’t go into the light---31、It’s like crawing on your belly to stalk helpless prey---32、Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save your species---33、I’m sorry if what I said before offended you---34、Not another word or I’ll come down there and push you over myself---35、This is either really good or really bad---36、It was just a figure of speech---37、It was just a little hot water and steam---How bad could it be---I just didsomething involuntary and messy---38、Drowning sounds like a much gentler way to go---Blown to bits sounds sosudden---39、But you need to let go off the past so you can have a future---Point made---Twobachelors knocking about in the wild---40、I still have my pride , you know– Come on , buddy , for old time’s sake---《怪物史莱克》1、She was lock away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathingdragon---Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this deadful prison---But none prevailed---2、Like that’s never gonna happen---3、I am authorized to place you under arrest and transport you to a designatedresettlement facility---4、Why didn’t you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends---5、Together we’ll scare the spit out any body that cross us---6、If you don’t mind me saying if that don’t work your breath certainly will get jobdone because you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something , because your breath stinks---7、Then I ate some rotten berries , I had strong gases eking out of my butt thatday---8、It’s no wonder you don’t have any friends---9、He huffed und he puffed und he signed an eviction notice---10、Attention ,all fairy tail things , don’t get com fortable , your welcome is officallyworn out---11、Shrek and donkey , two stalwart friends , off on a whirlwind big-cityadventure---12、Now my patience has reached its end---13、She’s a load pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain---14、All I have to do is just find someone who can go---15、But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night---16、Captain , assemble your finest men---17、Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something---18、All right , you’re going the right way for a smacked bottom---19、The champion shall have the honor-- no no -- the privilege to go forth and rescuethe lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon---20、Can’t we just settle this over a pint---21、You’ve won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest---22、You dense , irritating , miniature beast of burden---23、Well , I have a bit of a confession to make---24、I’m just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickely bridge over a boiling lakeof lava---Well so much for noble steed---25、Fear’s a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation---26、It doesn’t mean you’re a voward if you’re a little scared---27、You’re just reeking off feminine beauty---28、Should it not be a wonderful , romantic moment---29、Can I at least know the name of my champion---30、I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude---31、Let’s just back up a little and take this step at a time---32、And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed---33、Put me down or you will suffer the consequence---34、I am scarer than anything we’re going to see in this forest---35、Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story---36、There’s the group of hunters running away from his stench---37、You know donkey , sometimes things are more than they appear---38、It’s the world that seems have a problem with me ---They judge me , before theyeven know me---That’s why I’m better off alone---39、Well , eat up . We’ve got a big day ahead of us---40、Well , it’s no way to behave it in front of a princess---41、I steal from the richy and gave to the needy---42、When a beauty’s with a beast it makes me awfully mad---43、This would be so much easier if I wasn’t colour-blind---44、Oh , come on , That’s the last thing on my mind---45、Now , I don’t mean to brag , but I make a mean wheedrat stew---46、I know that you two are digging in each other---47、This is not how a princess is meant to look--- Never been better---48、Myonly chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love---49、You don’t have to raise good manners on the orge---50、I’m not through with you yet---You’re mean to me---51、You insult me and you don’t appreciate anything that I do---52、Then you got to , got to try a little tenderness---Really , it’s rude enough beingalive when no one wants you---I’m a donkey on the edge---53、I order you to get that out of my sight---I’ll make you regret the day we met , I’llsee you drawn and quartered---You’ll beg for death to save you---54、I’ll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days---55、To try to turn back now it might be---I wan’t to stay home today--Don’t wannago out--If anyone comes to play—Gonna get thrown out—don’t want no company—I wanna be a trillionaire someday---56、Watch me march to the beat of my own drum and it’s off to the moon and thenback again---Same old day same situation。
功夫熊猫2台词《功夫熊猫2》剧情简介最终当上了神龙大侠的熊猫阿宝可谓过上了幻想中的日子，他和师傅以及盖世五侠虎、鹤、螳螂、蛇和猴子保卫着山谷中安静的生活。
但是，好时间不长，阿宝面临着一次新的、更加可怕的挑战，一个大恶人孔雀LordShen拥有了一件隐秘、强悍的武器，他妄图毁灭功夫、制服中国！此时，正是阿宝与盖世五侠穿越中国，正式迎接挑战的时候了，但是，阿宝将怎样对抗一个能毁灭功夫的武器？他必需回顾他的过去，并且揭开自己身世之谜，只有到那时，他才能释放体内的力气、从而获得成功。
《功夫熊猫2》台词1、你不能走，真正的勇士永不放弃。
2、你的故事或许没有一个欢乐的开头，可这并不能打算你的人生。
你想要成为什么样的人，全看你自己的选择。
3、天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿波，忘了其它的事情，你的使命始终都在向你呼唤。
我们是面条家族，血管中流着这样的血。
4、过去的，已经过去了，将来的，还未可知，现在，却是上苍的礼赠。
5、这是我生命中最悲催的一天。
迄今为止，无事能及。
那是我经受过的，最凄惨、最苦痛、最伤脑筋、最**的时刻。
6、你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？7、狡猾说，我从没想过是这样的下场，我以为我会娶一个美丽的姑娘，然后它吃了我的头，真悲伤。
8、逝者存在于过去，而我必需面对将来。
9、你的思想好像这潭湖水，我的伴侣，假如波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但假如安静下来，答案就清楚可见。
10、命中注定的事，躲也躲不过。
11、你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？12、你人生故事的开头或许布满坎坷，不过这并不影响你成为什么样的人。
关键看你后来的人生路，你自己选择怎么走下去。
13、或许可以呢？只要你情愿引导它、训练它、信任它。
14、过去的事情就让它过去咯，由于其实都无关紧要了。
重要的是，现在要做出什么样的选择。
15、但是有些事情我们是可以掌握的，我可以掌握果实的坠落的时刻，我可以掌握它的种子在哪里安家，那可不是幻觉，仙人。
16、你的心好像这潭湖水，老伴侣，假如波澜起伏，/就会模糊不清；但假如安静下来，解决之道必将自现。
Long ago in ancient China.The Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy andprosperity to the city.For they have invented 'fireworks'.But their son Lord Shensaw darker power in the fireworks.What that brought color and joyCould also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parentsconsulted a Soothsayer.She foretoldthat if Shen continued down this dark path he would be defeated bya warrior of black and white.The young lord set outto change his fate. But what he did next only sealed it.Shen returned to his parents full of pride. But in their faceshe saw only horror.He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge.Someday he would returnand all of China would bow at his feet. It's almost done Lord Shen.But we ran out of metal.Search the furthest villages.Find more metal! China will beAnd then the Dragon Warriorjoined the Furious Five.And they became the mostawesome kung fu team ever.Enough talk let's fight.Listen you can hear theDragon Warrior training right now.Stop him! That's too dangerous!Stay focus. Thirty-seven...Why is he doing that to his face?Thirty-eight bean buns!Yes new record! You monster!Keep going! Hit forty!He'll never hit forty. You got it buddy.I'm going for forty!Do it! No problem.I'm going to make it. He did it!- Well done Po! Your training has paid off. Oh Master Shifu.Gotta go. See you later!You will save those for me right?Inner peace. Inner peace.Oh inner peace.Master Shifu. Master Shifu.What have we got? Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is I'll take them down. Cause I am in the mood.I need to get something doneyou know what I mean?What are you doing?One of Master Oogway final teachings. Awesome! How did you do that? Inner peace.Inner peace. That's cool.Inner peace of what?It's your next phase of training.Every master must findhis path to inner peace.Some choose to meditate for years. And became just like this.Without the slightesttaste of food or water. Or..?Some find it through pain and suffering. As I did. Po the day you were chosen as Dragon Warriorwas the worst day of my life.By far nothing else came close.It was the worst most painfulmind destroying horrible momentI have ever experienced.But once I realized theproblem was not youbut within meI found inner peace.And was able to harnessthe flow of the universe.So that's it. I just need inner peace? My inerts are already super peaceful.So all I need to do isjust get this thing going.Inner peace you're going down.Now show me what you weredoing there with your feet.I saw you just sort of fanciful foot work. Po bandits approachingthe Musicians' Village. Danger.Tell those musicians to startplaying some action musicbecause it is 'On'.Don't worry Master Shifu.I'll master inner peaceas soon as I get back.No snack stop this time.Ha-ha-ha! Snack stop.Wait are you serious?Get all the metal you can find!Grab the metal!Help...Help...Help...Help!That's everything.Let's get out of here! Wings of justice! The Dragon Warrior.The panda? That's impossible.My fist hungers for justice.That was... my fist. Get them!Come on! Take that! Po! Incoming! Thanks Mantis!Tigress! Double-jump strike!Feet of Fury! Tigress! Monkey! Viper! Mantis! Bunny! What?Oh sorry. Crane go!I am on it! Is everyone okay?Yeah! Awesome! I got this. Po! Chew on that tubby.Are you okay? What happened?I think I saw... I think...I got to go. Thank you.Thank you for coming toDragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu. Some more tea? Lemon sauce?If you need anything just ask.Feet of Fury! Dragon Warrior's mop. It must be very good.Hey! No touching!You'll get the mop dirty.He once waited on me. - Awesome. Yes I have a stain to prove it.Hey where is the Dragon Warrior?He doesn't work here anymore.He's busy out thereprotecting the valley.The Dragon Warrior. Po!You should have toldme you were coming. Hi Dad.I would have save you some stinky tofu. Dad can I talk to you?Of course son.In honour of my sonfree tofu dessert for everybody...with purchases.It's so good to see you Po.Have you lost weight?I can almost put my wings around you. Well maybe a little.Poor you. You must feel weak.Let me get you some soup.No that's okay Dad.I'm not hungry. Not hungry?Po are you alright?Yes I'm fine. I'm just...Earlier today I was fighting these bandits. Nothing... too... dangerous.And then the strangest thing happened. Ah... I had this crazy vision.I think I saw my Mom...... and me as a baby. Mama? A baby? OhDad? What...what...How do I say this?Where did I come from?Well you see...son.Baby geese come from a little egg.Don't ask me wherethe egg comes from.Dad that's not what I meant.I know it's not.I think it's time I told you somethingI should have told you a long time ago.Okay.You might have been kind of......adopted. I knew it.You knew? Who told you?No one. Come on Dad.But if you knewwhy didn't you say anything?Why didn't you say anything?How did I get here Dad?Where did I come from? Actuallyyou came from this.It was just another dayat the restaurant.Time to make the noodles.I went out to the backwhere my vegetableshad just been delivered.There were cabbages turnips radishes.Only there were no radishes.Just a very hungry baby panda.There was no note.Of course you could have eaten it.I waited for someoneto come looking for you.But no one did.I brought you inside. Fed you.Gave you a bath. And fed you again.And again.And tried to put some pants on you.And then I made a decisionthat would change my life forever.To make my soup without radishes.And to raise you as my own son.Hsiao Po. My little panda.And from that moment onboth my soup and my lifehave been that much sweeter.And my little Po that's the end of the story. Look at me. No don't look at me.That's it?That can't be it!There抯got to be more Dad.There was a time you ateall my bamboo furniture.It was imported too.One Dumpling please.Dragon warrior's size.Po your story may nothave such a happy beginningbut look how it turned out.You got meyou got Kung Fuand you got noodles!I know but I have so many questions. Like how did I ever fitinto this tiny basket?Why didn't I like pants?And who am I? Watch your fall. Good. Shen?Good afternoon gentlemen.Now we got the pleasantriesout of the way please leave my house. Your house?Didn't you see the Peacockon the front door?There you are Soothsayer.It seems that your fortune telling skills are not as good as you thought.We shall see Shen.Oh you shall see old goat.Where were we?What do you want Shen?What is rightfully mine.Gongmen City.Gongmen is under the stewardshipof the Master's Counciland we will protect it even from you.I'm so glad you feel that way. Otherwise I would have draggedthat thing here for nothing.What is in the box Shen?Want to see it? It's a gift.It's your parting gift.In that it will part you.Part of you here part of you there and part of youwhere you were there...... staining the wall!You insolent fool!Show off. That is a warning.You are no match for our Kung Fu.I agree. But this is.Are you familiar with theMaster of Gongmen City?Master Thundering Rhino? - Yes.Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?- Yes.And slayer of the ten thousandserpents in the Valley of Woo?He's dead.That... that's impossible.Rhino's Horn Defense isn'tpervious to any technique.It was not any technique.Lord Shen has created a weapon.One that breathes fire and spits metal.Unless he is stoppedthis could be the end of Kung Fu.But I just caught Kung Fu.And now you must 'save' it.Go! Destroy this weapon!And bring Lord Shen to justice!Okay here we go! Wow...wow...wow!Wait a second. How can I do this?How can Kung Fu stop somethingthat stops Kung Fu?Remember Dragon Warrioranything is possiblewhen you have inner peace.Inner peace... inner peace... inner peace. Peace on. Oh Po! Po I got you a travel pack.I packed your food for weeks.Cookies buns vegetablesand I even packed all your action figures. See!Oh I don't know what those are.Never seen them before in my life.Dad you got scratches on my Tigress.I also packed your paintingsof our best time together.Just in case you get lonely.That's you and me making noodles.And that's you and me eating noodles.And that's me giving you a piggyback ride.Ain't that cute?On second thought I'll hang on to this one.Hey they're waiting for me.Of course. You have a job to do.Far from home. In a strange cityfill with strange peopleand strange noodles.Facing horrible dangerfrom which you might never return.Don't go Po! I gotta go.I am the Dragon Warrior.It's kind of my job to save Kung Fu.And if I don't. What am I?You're my son. Right?Po it's time. Goodbye.Don't worry Mr. Ping.He'll be back before you can say noodles. Noodles.Come on guys let's go! Yeah! Mama? Mom? Dad? Is that you? Mom? Dad? Oh hi. Hey son you're back....Uh..? Honey what are you doing here?But I thought...We replaced you dearwith this lovely radish.Radish? It's quiet polite and friendlyit does better Kung Fu.No... No... No! Wait!Ouch!...Hoo..! Radish...Radish...Radish!Inner peace... Inner peace.I'm a...training.The mast is not a worthy opponent.I'm ready. Okay. So serious.I think I prefer the mast.Apologies.I used to punch the iron wood treesby the palace.Now I feel nothing.That's severely cool. Again!So this punching iron wood treeshow long did you've to do that?Twenty years. Oh twenty years?Is there any faster wayuntil you don't feel anything? No!BesidesI don't think hard style is your thing.Po why are you really out here?I just found out that my dadisn't really my dad.Your Dad the goose?Must have been quite a shock. Ya.And this bothers you?Are you kidding me?We are warriors right?Nerves of Steel!Soul of Platinum! Like you!So hardcore you don't feel anything.I was...- So what are you talking about? Nothing...nothing.Po's having Daddy issues.I'm so lucky I don't haveany problem with my Dad.Maybe it's Mom ate his headbefore I was born. No no no!Mantis this isn't about you.Po is the one freaking out.I'm not freaking out Po!I'm freaking in. Po!What? We're here. Gongmen City.My father's throne.He used to let me playhere beside him.Promising someday this thronewould be mine. A little to the left.But it's so heavy Master.Thirty years I've waitedfor this moment.Everything must exactlyhow I envisioned it.And I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect. With the weapon by my side...... a more bit more.With the weapon by my sideall of China will bow before me.We move out in three dayswhen the moon is fulland the tide is high.Now you old goat.Why don't you tell me my......fortune? The future.I was going to say 'future'.Look into your bowl andtell me what glory awaits.If you continue on your current pathYou will find yourselfat the bottom of the stairs.I see... Pain. Ouch!And anger. How dare you?!That is the finest silk in the province!Followed by denial.This is not fortune telling.You're just saying what's happening right... ...now? The most important time is now.But if you really want to see the future.Oh what do you see?A Peacock... is defeated by a warriorof black and white.Nothing has changed.That's impossible and you know it.It's not impossible.And he knows it. Who?Lord Shen! I saw a panda.A Panda? A Kung Fu Warrior.He fought like a demon.Big and furry. Soft and squishy.Kind of plush and cuddly.There are no more pandas.Even with his poor eye-sighthe can see the truth.Why is it that you cannot?Find this panda andbring him to me!One panda lives.That does not make you right.You are right.Being right makes me right.Then I'll kill him and make you wrong.Will you stop that?That must be Shen's palaceon the other side of the city. Great!We'll march in and proclaimwe're the Dragon Warriorand the Furious Five.And we're here to bring you to justice.What are you doing?This place is crawling with wolves.Hey isn't that guy whohammered you on the face?I do not like that guy.We need to get to that towerwithout being spotted by those wolves.Got it. Stealth mode.Ah get out of my way!Hmm...and where does this...ouch!Hello... I couldn't help...Okay. Anyway where was I?Where's Po?How come we lose a guy that big?Guys? Hehe Po.- What!? Sorry.So that was stealth mode uh?Let's be honest it's not oneof my stronger modes....any gold nickel or lead...?This rice is raw!You stole all my metal pots.Either you cook my riceor I'll cook you!Po do something.How am I suppose to help hercook rice without getting caught?Wait I have a better idea.We are here to liberate the Cityand bring Shen to justice.You will need help.Thank you brave sheep.But it is too dangerous.I can't let you. - Oh oh not me.It's not safe to speak here. Right.I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc.They are in Gongmen jail atBlack Dragon Alley. What?They are still alive?They must be in thatjail gathering intelligencehatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon.Okay let's go. Thanks sheep.Hey stop that costume!Get them! Sorry.Take that! Keep going! - Faster! Hey stop! Got you! Spread out! Search everywhere!Right over there!Is there a part of "everywhere"?Yes then search there.They must be close.I can feel the kung fuchill riding up my spine.Sorry Po. It's just me.Look Gongmen jail.Oh it's cute. Cute uh? Nice work At the first sight of troubleI'll give you a signal.'Kaka' 'kiki'.You mean like crane does?- Yes!Excuse me when have Iever make that noise? Master Ox! Master! The ferocious Master Croc. And Master Storming Ox.I can't believe we're rescuingactual Legends of Kung Fu.We are going to free you from those bondages and injustice. No problem. There's got to be a key around here.No they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh good you found it!Come on you guys! Yeah!We're coming for you Shen!Guys are we going or not?Do you want to meet us there later?You do want to take back your city right? Of course we do.But if we stand up to Shenhe'll turn the weapon on the city.Listen to yourselves.You're protecting Gongmen cityby not protecting Gongmen city?If we all fight together...then the weapon would kill everyone.Oh would it?Then we use...a sneak attack.We get inside and then...And then you'll be stopped.By the unstoppable weapon. Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I am stopping you from telling me something is unstoppable! Master Ox I'm not lettingyou stay in the cell!I like to see you get me out!You guys see that?It's called being awesome.Come on! Whateverhappened being a hero?The only hero in thistown is a dead one!Like I said you're notgetting me out of the cell!Yes!Alright let's go.I get the top bund.It's time to surrender panda. You... 'Kung Fu' is dead.Kung Fu is...dead? Fine!You stay in your prison affair.With bars made of hopelessness and all you get is threesquare meals of shame!With despair for dessert.We'll take on Shenand prove to all thosewho're hungry for justice!And honour that Kung Fu still lives! Monkey? You! You're mine!I'll tell you what is going to be yours. My fist in your plushcuddly super soft face.Get him! Get me out of here!- Yes Sir. Stop him! Faster.Go Po! Loose him! Yes Sir! Viper! - Hang on! Watch out! It's very uncool! Try this!Guys! Maybe something smaller!Not in my mouth.We better go this way! Pardon me! Okay pardon me. Fire! Fire!We lost them. Crane catch.Guys guys give me a shove!Mantis now.Is that all you got to defeat uslike a big old fluffy cloud?This cloud is about to bring the thunder! Your turn!Why are there so many signs?Come here.I like to squash you!Yes! Taste the defeat!Let me tell you something.Next time you mess with a pandayou better bring a whole army... Guess nobody told you.You mess with a Wolfyou get the fangs.I hit you twice.What are you gonna do now?We surrender.You could chain my body butyou'll never chain my warrior spirit. Hey don't forget the little guy.Did you just call me...Po what are you doing?Trust me I got a plan...No way!Eight point acupuncture cuffs?Just like the ones they held Tai Long. The more you move the tighter they get. These are the best cuffs.Greetings Panda. At last we meet.We meet at last. Yes that's it. Greetings Panda. We meet...You are afraid for a reason.I'm not afraid.He's coming to me in chains.If anyone should be afraid it's...Don't even think about it.I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomachby eating it raw and drinking boiling water. This plan is nothing like that plan. How?Cause this one is going to work.Keep moving.Ahh... my old enemy.Stairs.Thanks for carrying methese last few flights.I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Someone might want to clean that up.Is there some sort ofevil janitor or something?Greetings Panda. We meet...Hey how are you doing? Hey...You've grown up bigger than I thought. Hey enough of the poking around. Strong. Healthy.Look I don't know who you arebut please stand aside Sir.That's a lady. Oh sorry.The beard threw me.It's kind of misleading.False avatar.Enough of this nonsense!Bring the prisoners to me.Sorry ma'am.Get ready guys.Keep your eyes peeled for the weapon! Sparrow kick!We did it!I just kung fu'ed it?Did you guys see that?I was all like...Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?I do not. I 'know' he is!Oh look at him.A lifetime to plot his revengeand he comes to me on his knees. What? A lifetime?I didn't have a lifetime.We only heard of Master Rhinoa few days ago.And we came to avenge him!You came to avenge nothing else?Oh Yes! All the potsand pans that you stole!We want those back!Nothing else?Probably did some evil stuffs along the way.I don't know. What else did you do? You don't know?Know what?What is so funny?So many things that youclearly do not know!Okay enough of these riddles!Would you guys spill the beans?First we come in and the weapon is tiny. Surprised it's big.And then the lady over hereI think is a guy he's...The only reason you're still alive...is that I find your stupiditydly amusing.Thank you.But I find your evilnessextremely annoying!Who do you think you are panda?Who do you think I am peacock?Why are we laughing?Take aim. Fire!Well light that... thing! I did!Fear the bug! Get the weapon! Tigress! You... you were there. Yes... yesI was.You just let Shen get away.At least we destroyed the weapon.Fire! Now he's got way more!My wing! Help! Po! - Coming!Watch out! Help me up!No! Get him down!Use the ropes! Run run little panda!I'll help come on.We need you to focus.I got it! I got it! Bring it down!We're trapped! This way.Get back! The only way out is up! Follow me. Come on!Where are they going?To the top. Come on! - Keep going! Here we go! You idiot!Ouch! My nose.Call in the wolves! All of them!I want them ready to move!The 'Year of the Peacock' begins now! Right now?Cause it's the middle of the year.So you only get like a halfof the year of the peacock.And this is the yearof course of the peacock.Happy New Year Sir.Get the wolves ready.We load in the ships now.Move! Move! Move! Move!This way. Come.What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happen to stopping Shen?Guys come on.Give me a little credit.I meant for him to get away. Cause...... it was a trick a plot.I was thinking of figuringout his plot more.That makes no sense.Wait a minute... it sure does.Po the truth!You had Shen. What happened?What are you talking about?I don't know what you're talking about. Ya okay. He caught me off guard.The truth. Fine.They will keep you far from danger. Real far. What?You're staying here. Wait!I have to go back!You're staying here!I'm going and you can't stop me! Okay. I wasn't ready that time.Guys don't!Ready. Look! Stay down.I have to get to him.Then tell me why!He was there okay?The Peacock was therethe last time I saw my parents.He knows what happened.Where I came from.Who I am. Look I'm going.I have to know.The hardcore can't understand.Tigress! No!The hardcore do understand.But I can't watchmy friend be killed.We're going!Hey maybe you can'twatch me being killed.Stop being a wimp.And she's back.Don't worry kid.You're better off here.You're wrong Soothsayer.We sail to victory tonight.Your magic panda is clearly a fool.Are you certain the panda who is the fool? You just destroyed yourancestors' home Shen.A trivial sacrifice.When all of China is my reward.When will you be finally satisfied?Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?It's a start.I might as well convert thebasement into a dungeon.The cup you chooseto fill has no bottom.It is time to stop this madness.Why on earth would I do that?So that your parentscan rest in peace.My parents hated me.Do you understand?They wronged me.And... I will make it right.They loved you.They loved you so much that havingto send you away killed them.The dead exist in the past.And I must turn to the future.Set the soothsayer free.She's no use to me.Goodbye Shen.I wish you happiness.Happiness must be taken!And I will take mine.Hurry it up!If all of those weaponsleave the buildingChina will fall.We bring down the building.Hey guys.How about this?This will work. Alright let's go.I can't feel my face.Dumb hell crow... year of the Peacock.Hey.Keep it cool keep it cool.Where are you going?On your feet!And wipe those stupidgrins off your faces.Move you dogs! Faster! Faster!Load them all!Greetings Panda.Tell me what happened that night?What night?That night!Oh that night.Yes I was there.As I watched your parents abandoned you. It was a terrible thing.I believe it went something like this!Happy New Year's gift!Hope you like it.Cause you can't return it.What is he doing here?Return it! Return it!Are you willing to dieto find out the truth?You bet I am!Although I prefer not to.We got them! Go!Looking for me?I said that too soon didn't I?Po get away from him.No more running Shen!So it seems.Now answers.Oh you want to know so badly.You think knowing will heal you uh?Fill some craters in your soul.Well here's your answer.Your parents didn't love you.But here... let me... heal you.Ya like you canmake me drink that.If I wanted you deadI would have left you in that river.Why did you save me?So you can fulfill your destiny.What are you talking about?Where am I? What is this place?I'm surprised you remembered so little.But you were so littlewhen it happened.Perhaps you do remember.Remember what? It's just a stupid nightmare. Nightmare? Or memory?This was a thriving village.Yang Shen was in lineto rule Gongmen City.But he wanted more.I foretold that someonewould stand in his way. A panda.But I never could haveforetold what came next.Get them all. Take our son andrun away! Go! Stop fighting. Let it flow. Your story may not havesuch a happy beginning.But that does not make you who you are. It is the rest of your story.Who you choose to be.So who are you panda? I am Po.And I am gonna need a hat.Such sad-sad faces.But now is a time only for joy.You are going to be a partof something beautiful.Once you reach the harbourin front of all the world.You and your preciousKung Fu will died.Then China will knowto bow before me. Set sail! Honestly guys I neverthought I'll die like this.I always thought I'll meeta nice girl and settle downand she'll eat my head.So sad. We cannot give up hope.Po would want us to remain strong. Hardcored! Right Tigress?Lord Shen what about the bridge? Nothing stands in my way.Fire! You coward!\How many times do I have to killthe same stinking panda?\A panda stands betweenyou and your destiny!What? Prepare yourself fora hot serving of justice.And bring the terror to an end. What? And now... free the Five!Fist of Destruction! Okay.Take aim! Ready?This way now... ... that way...You can't follow me. Just get him! Come on. No no don't shoot!Don't shoot! Don't shoot!Shoot! Shoot! Don't shoot!Don't shoot! Cross fire! Attack!Catch your freedom. Monkey! Impressive Dragon Warrior.What's your plan?Step one free the Five.What's step two?Honestly I didn't thinkI'll make it this far.Stop Shen before he gets to the harbour.Viper puppet of death! Tigress!Master Ox! Jump! And Croc!Vengeance is served. Why did you...?Your friend there is very persuasive.Master Shifu! Quickly!Use their boats to block the way. Crane! Wings of Justice! Kaka! What?I..love..you..guys!Why aren't we firing?They're taking all gunmen Sir!And getting close!Fire then! Go fire that gun! But Sir!That's our own...(people).I said fire at them! Fire!Tigress?As you wishlet's finish this.Fire!Inner Peace. Inner Peace. Inner Peace.Again! Kill him!Somebody kill him!What? Keep firing! Keep firing!Skadoosh. How did you...How did you do it?You just keep your elbows upand keep the shoulders loose.Not that. How did you find peace?I took away your parents.Everything. I scarred you for life.See that's the thing Shen.Scars heal.No they don't. Wounds heal.Oh yes. What do scars do?They fade I guess?I don't care what scars do.You should Shen.You got to let go of that stuff fromthe past cause it just doesn't matter.The only thing that matters。
