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功夫熊猫2经典台词参考第1篇：功夫熊猫2经典台词参考1、往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇（命中注定的事，躲也躲不过）。
onemeetsitsdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.2、你的心好似这潭湖水，老朋友，如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，解决之道必将自现。
yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend,whenitisagitated,itbeesdiff iculttosee,butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbeesclear.3、退出，不退出；做面条，不做面条。
quitdon’tquit.noodlesdon’tnoodles.4、俗语说：过去的，已经过去了，未来的，还未可知，现在，却是上苍的礼赠。
thereisasaying,yesterdayishistory,tomorrowisamystery,butto dayisagift,thatiswhyit’scalledthepresent（thegift）。
5、世间无巧合therearenoaccidents.6、龟仙人：是的，看看这棵树，我不可能让它随便开花，也不可能让它提前结果。
yes，lookatthistreechivu，icannotmakeitboloosmandsu未完，继续阅读 >第2篇：《功夫熊猫2》的经典台词1、往往在逃避命运的路上,却与之不期而遇（命中注定的事，躲也躲不过）。
onemeetsitsdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.2、你的心好似这潭湖水,老朋友,如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，解决之道必将自现。
yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend,whenitisagitated,itbeesdiff iculttosee,butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbeesclear.3、退出，不退出；做面条，不做面条。
功夫熊猫2经典台词《功夫熊猫2》主要讲诉了阿宝成为了神龙大侠，跟随功夫大师与盖世五侠一起保护着和平谷、过着宁静的生活。
然而，好景不长，邪恶反派沈王爷正打算用无人能挡的机密武器征服中国并且毁灭功夫，阿宝面临着一次新的挑战，他必须回首过去并揭开身世之谜，才能找到打败敌人的关键力量。
《功夫熊猫2》分享① 夸奖“太棒了”初级：That's cool.中级：Awesome.高级：That was pretty hardcore.这三个说法在这一集里都有出现哦。
其中，cool“太酷了” 大家都会说;awesome“很好很强大”在《功夫熊猫》第一部里头已经被阿宝用得频率非常高了。
而这一集里，hardcore这个俚语多次出现，它在影片中有双重的意思。
其一，单独作为一个形容词的话，它等同于awesome;其二，如果说某个人很hardcore，就是说ta很严肃，坚韧不拔，不会轻易放弃，有点“硬汉”的意思。
阿宝就多次说悍娇虎是hardcore铁娘子。
② 抱怨“悲剧啊”It was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroyed, horrible moment I have ever experienced.这是我中最悲催的一天。
迄今为止，无事能及。
那是我经历过的，最悲惨、最痛苦、最伤脑筋、最恐怖的时刻。
It was the worst day of my life. 我们平时最多就说到这一层了吧。
为了加强语气，你还能加上和过去碰到的事情作比较：无事能及啊。
最后再用一串的形容词修饰，简直是悲催得没话讲了。
这样的表达，才够给力哦。
不过，师父对阿宝这么说，还真是有不给面子的哈!③ 耍耍嘴皮子- I found your stupidity mildly amusing.我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
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《功夫熊猫》英文對白Kungfu PandaPart TwoInner peace. Inner peace.Inner ... in ... in … inner peace.Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?Inner ~Oh ~ Zeng! Excellent!I could use some good news right now.Master! Master!En ...I ... I have a ... It’s … It’s a very bad news.Shifu.T here’s just news. there’s no good or bad.Master, your vision, your vision was right.Tai Lung has broken out of the prison.He is on his way!That is bad news!If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.The panda?Master! That panda is not the Dragon Warrior!He wasn’t even meant to be here!It was an acciden.There are no accidentsYes, I know. Y ou’ve said that already.Twice.Well, that was no accident either.Thrice.My old friend, the panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.Illusion?Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.I can not make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.But there are things we can control.I can control when the fruit will fall.And I can control … where to plant the seed.That is no illusion, Master.Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree.You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.But a peach can not defeat Tai Lung!Maybe it can, if you’re willing to guide it, to nurture it, to belive in it.But how ... how!? I need your help, Master.No, you just need to believe.Promise me, Shifu.Promise me you will believe.I ... I will ... try.En ... good.My time has come.You must continue your journey without me.What, what, what ... what are you ... ?Wait, Master, you can’t leave me.You must believe.Master!That was scared.Yeah, sound like fun. You may be a wolf.You may be the scariest bandit in Hajin province.But you are a lousy tipper.Really? So ... how did you get out there alive?I mean ... didn’t actually see that. But I thought it in … in my mind.If he could read my mind, he’d be like, “What?”Order up! Hope you like it.This is really good!No, come on. You should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient.What are you talking about? This is amazing!You’re really a go od cook,Wow! You are really a good cook. I wish my mouth were bigger.Tigress, you’ve got to try this.It is said that a Dragon Warrior can survive for months’ time on nothing.But the dew of a single gingkgo leaf and the energy of the universe.I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet.I need more that dew and universe juice.What?Oh~ nothing. Master Shifu.You’ll never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! What is that noise you’re making!? Laughter? I’ve never heard of it!Work hard, panda! M aybe someday you’ll have ears like mine.That’s good.Ears! I t’s not working for you? I thought it’s pretty good.It’s Shifu.Of coursr it’s Shifu. What do you think I’m doing?Ooh ~ Master Shifu!Do you think this is funny! Tailing has escaped from prison, a nd you’re acting Like children! What? He’s coming for the Dragon S croll, and you’re the only one who can stop him.And here I am saying that you got no sense of humor.I’m gonna ... stop Tai Lung.What? You’re serious? I don’t have to …Ma … Master Wugui will stop him!He did it before, who will do it again!Wugui cannot, not anymore.Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.The panda?Yes! The panda!Master! Please! Let us stop Tai Lung! This is what you trained us for!No! It is not your destiny to defeat tailing!It is his!Where did he go?You can not leave!A real warrior never quits!Watch me!Come on!How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung!? I can’t even beat you off the stair s.You’ll beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!You don’t believe that!You never believe that from the first moment I got here!You’ve tried to get rid of me.Yes! I was.But now I ask you to trust in your master, a s I’ve come to trust in mi ne.You’re not my master. A nd I’m not the Dragon Warrior.Then w hy didn’t you quit!?You know I was trying to get rid of you. Yet you stayed.Yeah, I stayed.I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head, or said I smelled, it hurts.But it could never hurt me more than it did every day in my life just being me.I stayed, because I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me ... not me, it was you, the greatest kungfu teacher in all of China!But I can change you!I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!And I will!Come on! Tail Lung is on this way here right now.And even it takes him one hundred years to get here, how are you ... gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?! ah?How?How?How?I don’t know!I don’t know.It’s what I thought.This is what you trained me for.Tigress!Don’t try to stop me.We’re not try to stop you!What?We’re coming with you![In the Storeroom]What?I eat when I’m upset! Ok?Oh, no need to explain.I thought you might be monkey. He hides almond cookies on the top shelf.Don’t tell monkey.Look at you!Yeah ... I know ... I disgust you.No, no, I mean, how did you get up there!?I don’t know. I guess ...I don’t know ... I was getting cookies!And yet you are ten feet off the ground, and have done a perfect split. No, this? This is just an … accident.There are no accidents! Come with me.[On the top of the mountain]I know you’ve trained me to be optimistic of kungfu.But could you at least tell me where we are going?You ... dragged me ... all the way out here, for a bath?Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears ...The pool was ... ?This is where Wugui unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus.This is the birthplace of kungfu.Do you want to learn kungfu?Yeah ...Then I am your master ...Ok!Don’t cry.Ok.When you focus on kungfu, when you concentrate, you stink.Or perhaps that is my fault.I can not train you the way I’ve trained the five.I now see that the way to get through to you is this.Oh ... great, because I’m hungry.Good. W hen you’ve been trained you may eat.Let’s begin.After you, panda.Just like that?No set-ups? No, no, no ten-mile hike?I vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You’re free to eat. Enjoy.Hey~I said you’re free to eat. Have a dumpling.Hey~You are free ... to eat!Am I?!Are you!?I’m not hungry.Master.Where is the Dragon Warrior?How do you know you are not looking at her?You think I’m a fool?I know you’re not the Dragon Warrior. None of you!I heard how he fell out of the sky in like a ball of a fire.He is a warrior, unlike anything in the world you’ve ever seen.Po?So, that is his name, Po.Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.We’ve got this! Help her!Monkey!Go!Mantis!Shifu taught you well.B ut he didn’t teach you everything.You’ve done well, panda.Done well? Done well!I’ve done awesome!The mark of the true hero is humility.But, yes, you hav e done … awesome!Guys! Guys! They’re dead?!No, they’re breathing.They’re sleeping? No, their eyes are open.We were no match for his nerve attack.He’s gotten Stronger.Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?He’s too fast!Sorry, Po.I thought we could stop him.He could have killed you.Why didn’t he?So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts. But it won’t work. It might, I mean, a little. I’m pretty scared.You can defeat him, panda.Are you kidding?They can’t. They’re five masters! I’m just one. me.But you’ll have the one thing that no one else does.You really believe I am ready?You are, Po.Behold the dragon scroll. It is yours.Wait. What happens when I read it?No one knows, but legend says you’ll hear a butterfly’s win g beat .Oh, really?! T hat’s cool.Yes. And see lights in the deepest cave.You’ll feel the universe in motion around you.Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I, can I do a quadra-reflet？Focus.Will I…Focus!Focus.Yeah, Yeah.Read it Po, and fulfill your destiny.Read it, and become the Dragon Warrior!It’s impossible to open it.Ok, come on, baby. Come on now.Thank you.Probably, I’ve Loosen it for you though.Ok, here goes …It’s blank.What?Here look!No. I’m forbidden to look up on.Blank? I don’t ... I don’t understand.Ok. So Wugui was just a crazy old turtle after all.No, Wugui was wiser than us all.Oh, come on! Face it. He picked me by accident.Of course I’m not the Dragon Warrior.Who am I kidding?But who will sto p Tai Lung? He’ll destroy everything and everyone.No. Evacuate the valley. Y ou must protect villagers from Tai Lung’s rage.What about you master?I’ll fight him.What?I can hold him long enough for everyone to escape.But Shifu, he’ll kill you.Then I will finally have paid my mistake.Listen to me, all of you.It is time for you to continue your journey without me.I’m very proud to have been your master.We’ve got to get them out safely.Come, little one, let’s find your mama.Viper, guide the southern farmers.Mantis, the north.Crane, light the way.Look, it’s the Dragon Warrior.Hey, dad.Po!Good to have you back, son.Good to be back.Let’s go, Po.So for our next shop, is time to face it.The future of our noodles is dice-cut vegetables.No longer slices.Also I was thinking, maybe this time, we’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. You like that?Po, I’m sorry things didn’t work out.It just wasn’t meant to be.Po, forget everything else.Your destiny still awaits.We are noodle folk.Broth Runs deep through our veins.I don’t know, dad.Honestly, s ometimes I can’t believe I’m actually your son.Po, I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago~ Ok.The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup ...Ooh ...Come here. The secret ingredient is ... nothing!Ah?You heard me. Nothing!There is no secret ingredient.Wait, wait. I t’s just plain old noodle soup?You don’t add some kind of special s auce or something?Don’t have to.To make something special, you just have to believe it’s special.There is no secret ingredient.I have come home, master.This is no longer your home, and I’m no longer your master.Oh, yes, you have a new favorite.So where is this … Po?Did I scare him off?This battle is between you and me.So, that is how it’s going to be ...That is how it must be.I’ve been locked in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!Obeying your master is not weakness.You knew I was the Dragon Warrior!You always knew.But, when Wugui said otherwise, what did you do?What did you do!?Nothing.You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior.That was not my fault!?Not your fault?Who filled my head with dreams?Who drove to train until my bones cracked?Who denied me my destiny?!I was never my decision to make.It is now.Give me the scroll.I’d rather die.All I ever did, I did to make you proud!Tell me how proud you are, Shifu.Tell me! Tell me!I ... I have always been proud of you.F rom the first moment, I’ve been… proud of you.And it was my pride that blinded me.I loved you too much to see what you were becoming, what I was turning you into. I’m so ... I’m sorry.I don’t want your apology. I wa nt my scroll.What?Where is it!?Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll halfway across China by now.You’ll never see that scroll, Tai Lung.Never. N e…never.Hey!Stairs.Who are you?Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior.You?Him? He’s a panda.You are a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?Don’t tempt me.Now, I’m go nna use ... this.You want it? Come and get it.Finally!That scroll is mine![In the street]Finally. Oh, yes.The power of the dragon scroll is ... mine!I t’s nothing!It’s OK. I didn’t get it the first time either.What?There is no secret ingredient.It’s just you！Stop it! I an gonna pee~Don’t. D on’t. Don’t.You ... can’t defeat me.You ... you are just a big ... fat … panda.I’m not a big fat panda.I’m THE big fat panda!Oh ... The Wushi finger hold!Oh, you know this hold?You are bluffing. You are bluffing.Shifu didn’t teach you that.Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh.Look!The Dragon Warrior~That’s my boy! The big lovely kungfu warrior is my son! Yes!Thanks, dad!Hey, guys!Master. Master.Master? Master Shifu![Back in the Jade Palace]Master!Shifu! Shifu, are you OK?Po! You’re alive.Or we are both dead?No, master, I didn’t die. I defeated Tai Lung.You did?Wow! It is as Wugui foretold.You are the Dragon Warrior!You’ve brought peace to this valley, and me.Thank you.Thank you, Po, thank you. Thank you ...No, master! No, no, no, don’t die, Shifu, please!I’m not d ying! You idiot!Ah ... Dragon Warrior.I’m simply at peace, finally.Oh, so I should stop talking?If you can..Want to get something to eat?Yeah!。
Kungf u Panda 《功夫熊猫》-Narrator: Legend tells of a legendary warrior... legend: 传奇 legendary: 传奇的 warrior: 武士传奇故事传颂着一名传奇武士，whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.他的功夫出神入化。
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.in search of: 寻找foe: 敌人他走遍天涯，独孤求败，-Demon: I see you like to chew.chew: 咀嚼，咬你挺喜欢吃啊，Maybe you should chew on my fist!有种就吃了我的拳头！-Narrator: The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full.武士一言不发，因为正忙着吃，Then he swallowed.然后一口吞下，And then he spoke.开口道：“Enough talk. Let's fight! Shashabooey! Shashabooey!”“别废话，动手吧！沙哈波易！沙哈波易！”-Narrator: He was so deadly in fact他的一招一式如此彪悍that his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness. exposure: 暴露 pure: 完全的 awesomeness: 敬畏他的敌人目不暇接，只有瞠目结舌的份儿-Demon: My eyes！我的眼睛！-Rabbit1: He's too awesome!awesome: 令人惊叹的他太彪悍了！-Rabbit2: And attractive!太有魅力了！-Rabbit1: How Can We repay you?我们何以回报？-Warrior: There is no charge for awesomeness. awesomeness: 非凡的伟大不求回报Or attractiveness. attractiveness: 魅力迷人更无所需Kablooey! Kablooey!哼哼哈哈！哼哼哈哈！-Narrator: It mattered not how many foes he faced.他征战无数They were no match for his body!无人堪与匹敌，Never before had a panda been so feared！从没有哪只熊猫能让人如此恐惧，And so loved.又让人如此爱戴。
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《功夫熊猫2》前不久已经上映咯，喜欢胖乎乎熊猫的你，是不是已经去电影尝鲜了呢？除了阿宝爆笑的耍宝剧情、让你觉得亲切的中国元素和亲情友情师生的情谊，还有好多能让你学到英文的点儿注意到了么？现在就让我们一起来瞅瞅吧！① 夸奖“太棒了”初级：That's cool. 太酷了中级：Awesome. 很好很强大高级：That was pretty hardcore.【讲解】这三个说法在这一集里都有出现哦。
这一集里，hardcore这个俚语多次出现，它在影片中有双重的意思。
其一，单独作为一个形容词的话，它等同于awesome；其二，如果说某个人很hardcore，就是说他很严肃，坚韧不拔，不会轻易放弃，有点“硬汉”的意思。
阿宝就多次说悍娇虎是hardcore铁娘子。
② 抱怨“悲剧啊”It was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroyed, horrible moment I have ever experienced.这是我生命中最悲催的一天。
迄今为止，无事能及。
那是我经历过的，最悲惨、最痛苦、最伤脑筋、最恐怖的时刻。
【讲解】It was the worst day of my life. 我们平时最多就说到这一层了吧。
为了加强语气，你还能加上和过去碰到的事情作比较：无事能及啊。
最后再用一串的形容词修饰，简直是悲催得没话讲了。
这样的表达，才够给力哦。
③ 耍耍嘴皮子- I found your stupidity mildly amusing.我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
- Thank you, but I found your evilness is extremely annoying.谢谢哦，不过我觉得你坏得灰常讨厌。
- Who do you think you are, panda?你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？- Who do you think I am, peacock?你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？【讲解】用和对方一样的句式回应，把关键的词句替换得巧妙，注意stupidity对应evilness，amusing对应 annoying，mildly就对应程度很深的extremely咯。
功夫熊猫2经典台词导读：《功夫熊猫2》剧情简介终于当上了“神龙大侠”的熊猫阿宝可谓过上了梦想中的日子，他和师傅以及盖世五侠——虎、鹤、螳螂、蛇和猴子——保卫着山谷中宁静的生活。
但是，好时光不长，阿宝面临着一次新的、更加可怕的挑战，一个大恶人孔雀“Lord Shen”拥有了一件秘密、强悍的武器，他妄图毁灭功夫、征服中国！此时，正是阿宝与盖世五侠穿越中国，正式迎接挑战的时候了，但是，阿宝将怎样对抗一个能“毁灭功夫”的武器？他必须回顾他的过去，并且揭开自己身世之谜，只有到那时，他才能释放体内的力量、从而获得胜利。
《功夫熊猫2》经典台词1、你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？2、我觉得你傻得有点儿好玩。
3、退出，不退出；做面条，不做面条。
4、你的思想好似这潭湖水，我的朋友，如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，答案就清晰可见。
5、那你为什么不退出呢？你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。
6、你应该关心下。
过去的事情就让它过去咯，因为其实都无关紧要了。
重要的是，现在要选择做什么样的人。
7、过去的事情就让它过去咯，因为其实都无关紧要了。
重要的是，现在要做出什么样的选择。
8、俗语说：过去的，已经过去了，未来的，还未可知，现在，却是上苍的礼赠。
9、天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿波，忘了其它的事情，你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族，血管中流着这样的血。
10、你不能走，真正的勇士永不放弃。
11、是的，看看这棵树，我不可能让它随便开花，也不可能让它提前结果。
12、谢谢哦，不过我觉得你坏得灰常讨厌。
13、你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？14、你的心好似这潭湖水，老朋友，如果波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但如果平静下来，解决之道必将自现。
15、伤痕又不叫愈合，伤口才会愈合啥的。
16、没错可是无论你做什么，这个种子最终也还是长成棵桃树，你或许想要苹果或是橘子，但到头来还是桃子。
17、哦，对哦，那伤痕会肿么样？会消退吧？18、逝者存在于过去，而我必须面对将来。
《功夫熊猫》1、Legend tells of a legendary warrior---2、The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full ---3、There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness---4、Never before had a panda been so feared and so loved---5、Just as I take it over from my father , who took it over from his father , and whowon it from his friend in game of majang---6、Why must something be wrong for me to meet my old friend---7、One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it---8、Believe me citizens , you haven’t seen anything yet---9、Master Oogway will now choose the Dregon Warrior---10、What does it look like what I am doing ---11、One must first master the highest level of kung fu---And that is impossible if that one is someone like you---12、Those are sensitive in the flabby parts---13、Yeah , it’s just , maybe we can find something more suited to my lecel---14、There is no such thing as level zero---15、We use it for training children and proping the door open when it’s hot---16、Are they gonna watch , or should I wait till they get back to work---17、I’m just coming at you with crazy feet---18、The poor guy’s gonna get himself killed---19、I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu---In the history of China--- In the history of sucking---20、Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles---21、You are too concerned with what was and what will be---22、All we can so is resume our training and trust that in time , the true DragonWarrior will be revealed---23、You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night---It takes years to develop one’s flexibility and years longer to apply it in combat---24、The true path to victory is to find your oponent’s weakness and make him sufferfor it---To take his strength and use it against him until he finally falls or quits---25、Would whoever is making that flapping sound quite down---26、I was saying you got no sence of humor---27、I stayed bacause every time you threw a brick at my head---28、But could you at least tell me where we are going---29、The mark of a true hero is humility , but , yes , you hace done awesome---30、But you have one thing that no one else does---31、We’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in---32、I’m not a big fat panda , I’m the big fat panda---《功夫熊猫2 》1、They brought great joy and prosperity to the city for they had inventedfireworks---Your training has paid off---2、Whatever it is , I will take it down , because I am in a mood---3、Every master must find his path to inner peace ---Some choose to meditate for50 years in a cave without the slightest taste of food or water---4、Tell those musicians to start playing some acting music because it is on---5、I would have saved you some stinky tofu---Oh , Po , your story may not havesuch a happy beginning , but look how it turned out , You got me , yougot kung fu , and you got noodles---6、Now we’ve got the pleasantries out of the way , please leave my house---7、I mean how can kung fu stops something that stops kung fu---8、Of course , you’ve a job to do far from home , filled with streng people , andstrenge noodles , facing horrible danger from which you might never return---9、Hey , isn’t that gay who hammered you in the face---10、They must be close , I can feel a kung fu chill up my spine---11、I can’t believe we’re rescuing actual legends of kung fu---12、Nothing’s unstoppable except for me when I’m stopping you from telling mesomething’s unstoppable---Stay down---13、You gays see that ? It’s called being awesome---14、You stay in your prison of fear with bars made of hopelessness---15、Is that all you got ? It feels like I’m fighting a big old fluffy cloud---16、Next time you mess with a panda , you’d better bring a whole a---Guess no bodytold you if you mess with the wolf , you get the fangs---17、I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eatingit raw and then drinking boiling water---18、Thanks for carrying me those last few flights---OK---I threw up alittle on thethird floor---Someone might want to clean that up---Is there some sort of evil janitor or something---That makes no sence---19、Hey…enough with the poking around--- Sparrow kick—20、Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me---21、You probably did some other evil stuff along the way---22、OK , enough of those riddles---Would you guys spill the beans---23、The onle reason you’re alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing---24、The hard core do understand---You’re better off here---25、The cup you choose to fill has no bottom---26、The dead exist past , and I must tend to the future---27、On your feet , and wipe those stupid grins off your faces---28、How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda---29、You gotta let go of that stuff from the past , bacause it just doesn’t matter---《机械师》1、The best jobs are the one’s nobody ever knows you were there---2、Why the fuck do I let you drag me into this shithole---3、All I get in the future purpose on if I could go anywhere without themnowhere---4、Then , you are in deeper shit than I tought---5、Did I tell you I got a job at a private security firm--- They kicked him out lastmonth--- He hit some guy half to death---6、The target was far more high profile than we are normally comfortable with---7、The job was reach a pass up---8、Look , I appreciate your connection with Harry , but there is no turning back ,here---9、Take whatever you can use against them and get out---10、You get me to circumvent my own security---11、More of a loss for you than me , buddy---12、Didn’t wanna tell anyone so you lie a tale on its own---13、Good judgement comes from experience and all of that comes from badjudgement---14、He isn’t go any place twice , except here---15、All these fancy places there are always watered down it---16、You use an outside individual to complete your assignment---17、I guess it doesn’t really matter anyway , as long as they’re dead and you not ,right---18、You’re gonna tell me exactly that I came for to find out---19、It’s like you’re going to miss a good dinner---20、I do that as a breach of professonal ethic---21、When you look in the mirror , your reflection gonna shoot you in the face---22、You think you can get to me before I get to you---《冰河世纪2》1、What would it take to make you happy---2、You didn’t have any candy in you--- Gather round---3、Who said you kids could tortule the sloth---Wanna give a sloth a hand---4、You’re not qualified to run a camp---Lived happily ever after---5、Folks , I hold in my hand a device so powerful---6、You suck air through your mouth , you moron---7、You’ll have plenty of air for eons to come---8、The five-day outlook calls for intense flooding followed by the end of theworld---9、And a slight of patchy sunshine later in the week---10、Say , buddy , not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing , buthaven’t mammoths pretty much gone extinct---11、Be that as it may , when’s the last time you saw another mammoth---12、Look , some idiot’s going down the Eviscerator---OK , I’m gonna jump on thecount of three---13、One , Two , Two and one-thousandths , Two and four-one-thousandths---14、I’m gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator and then you guys are gonnahave to show me some respect---15、The only respect you’ll get is respect for the dead---16、I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark---17、Giants balls of furry lava the size of mammoths raining from the sky---18、Ground’s melting , walls tumbling , rocks crumbling---Survive that and you’ll beracing the water , because in three days’ time , it’s gonna hit the geyser fields---19、He must have been a real pleasure to have in class---20、Folks , be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home---21、Sid , I’m going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you---22、Well , don’t that put the “stink” in extinction---23、Out of my way---If anyone asks , there were 50 of them and they wererattlesnakes---24、Some of us have a tough time in holding on to branchs---25、I don’t think her tree goes all the way to the top branch---26、Manny , brink of extinction’s a bad time to be picky---27、Look , we’ll never make it in time if we only travel at night---28、Escapeing the flood is the best time to shed those unsightly pounds---29、The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down---30、Crash , whatever you do , don’t go into the light---31、It’s like crawing on your belly to stalk helpless prey---32、Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save your species---33、I’m sorry if what I said before offended you---34、Not another word or I’ll come down there and push you over myself---35、This is either really good or really bad---36、It was just a figure of speech---37、It was just a little hot water and steam---How bad could it be---I just didsomething involuntary and messy---38、Drowning sounds like a much gentler way to go---Blown to bits sounds sosudden---39、But you need to let go off the past so you can have a future---Point made---Twobachelors knocking about in the wild---40、I still have my pride , you know– Come on , buddy , for old time’s sake---《怪物史莱克》1、She was lock away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathingdragon---Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this deadful prison---But none prevailed---2、Like that’s never gonna happen---3、I am authorized to place you under arrest and transport you to a designatedresettlement facility---4、Why didn’t you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends---5、Together we’ll scare the spit out any body that cross us---6、If you don’t mind me saying if that don’t work your breath certainly will get jobdone because you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something , because your breath stinks---7、Then I ate some rotten berries , I had strong gases eking out of my butt thatday---8、It’s no wonder you don’t have any friends---9、He huffed und he puffed und he signed an eviction notice---10、Attention ,all fairy tail things , don’t get com fortable , your welcome is officallyworn out---11、Shrek and donkey , two stalwart friends , off on a whirlwind big-cityadventure---12、Now my patience has reached its end---13、She’s a load pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain---14、All I have to do is just find someone who can go---15、But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night---16、Captain , assemble your finest men---17、Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something---18、All right , you’re going the right way for a smacked bottom---19、The champion shall have the honor-- no no -- the privilege to go forth and rescuethe lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon---20、Can’t we just settle this over a pint---21、You’ve won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest---22、You dense , irritating , miniature beast of burden---23、Well , I have a bit of a confession to make---24、I’m just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickely bridge over a boiling lakeof lava---Well so much for noble steed---25、Fear’s a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation---26、It doesn’t mean you’re a voward if you’re a little scared---27、You’re just reeking off feminine beauty---28、Should it not be a wonderful , romantic moment---29、Can I at least know the name of my champion---30、I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude---31、Let’s just back up a little and take this step at a time---32、And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed---33、Put me down or you will suffer the consequence---34、I am scarer than anything we’re going to see in this forest---35、Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story---36、There’s the group of hunters running away from his stench---37、You know donkey , sometimes things are more than they appear---38、It’s the world that seems have a problem with me ---They judge me , before theyeven know me---That’s why I’m better off alone---39、Well , eat up . We’ve got a big day ahead of us---40、Well , it’s no way to behave it in front of a princess---41、I steal from the richy and gave to the needy---42、When a beauty’s with a beast it makes me awfully mad---43、This would be so much easier if I wasn’t colour-blind---44、Oh , come on , That’s the last thing on my mind---45、Now , I don’t mean to brag , but I make a mean wheedrat stew---46、I know that you two are digging in each other---47、This is not how a princess is meant to look--- Never been better---48、Myonly chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love---49、You don’t have to raise good manners on the orge---50、I’m not through with you yet---You’re mean to me---51、You insult me and you don’t appreciate anything that I do---52、Then you got to , got to try a little tenderness---Really , it’s rude enough beingalive when no one wants you---I’m a donkey on the edge---53、I order you to get that out of my sight---I’ll make you regret the day we met , I’llsee you drawn and quartered---You’ll beg for death to save you---54、I’ll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days---55、To try to turn back now it might be---I wan’t to stay home today--Don’t wannago out--If anyone comes to play—Gonna get thrown out—don’t want no company—I wanna be a trillionaire someday---56、Watch me march to the beat of my own drum and it’s off to the moon and thenback again---Same old day same situation。
功夫熊猫2台词《功夫熊猫2》剧情简介最终当上了神龙大侠的熊猫阿宝可谓过上了幻想中的日子，他和师傅以及盖世五侠虎、鹤、螳螂、蛇和猴子保卫着山谷中安静的生活。
但是，好时间不长，阿宝面临着一次新的、更加可怕的挑战，一个大恶人孔雀LordShen拥有了一件隐秘、强悍的武器，他妄图毁灭功夫、制服中国！此时，正是阿宝与盖世五侠穿越中国，正式迎接挑战的时候了，但是，阿宝将怎样对抗一个能毁灭功夫的武器？他必需回顾他的过去，并且揭开自己身世之谜，只有到那时，他才能释放体内的力气、从而获得成功。
《功夫熊猫2》台词1、你不能走，真正的勇士永不放弃。
2、你的故事或许没有一个欢乐的开头，可这并不能打算你的人生。
你想要成为什么样的人，全看你自己的选择。
3、天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿波，忘了其它的事情，你的使命始终都在向你呼唤。
我们是面条家族，血管中流着这样的血。
4、过去的，已经过去了，将来的，还未可知，现在，却是上苍的礼赠。
5、这是我生命中最悲催的一天。
迄今为止，无事能及。
那是我经受过的，最凄惨、最苦痛、最伤脑筋、最**的时刻。
6、你觉得你是谁啊，你个死熊猫？7、狡猾说，我从没想过是这样的下场，我以为我会娶一个美丽的姑娘，然后它吃了我的头，真悲伤。
8、逝者存在于过去，而我必需面对将来。
9、你的思想好像这潭湖水，我的伴侣，假如波澜起伏，就会模糊不清；但假如安静下来，答案就清楚可见。
10、命中注定的事，躲也躲不过。
11、你以为我是谁啊，你个臭孔雀？12、你人生故事的开头或许布满坎坷，不过这并不影响你成为什么样的人。
关键看你后来的人生路，你自己选择怎么走下去。
13、或许可以呢？只要你情愿引导它、训练它、信任它。
14、过去的事情就让它过去咯，由于其实都无关紧要了。
重要的是，现在要做出什么样的选择。
15、但是有些事情我们是可以掌握的，我可以掌握果实的坠落的时刻，我可以掌握它的种子在哪里安家，那可不是幻觉，仙人。
16、你的心好像这潭湖水，老伴侣，假如波澜起伏，/就会模糊不清；但假如安静下来，解决之道必将自现。
Ya... I'm glad I had it.Almost there.What? No!No! No!Sorry Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir.No, I'll bring you back a souvenir.It's a historic day. Isn't it Master Oogway?Yes. The one I feared I would not live to see.Are your students ready? Yes, Master Oogway.Now know this old friend...Whomever I chose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you. Let the tournament begin!No, no, no, wait! I'm coming.Hey! Open the door.Let me in!Citizens of the Valley of Peace.It is my great honour to present to you,Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis.The Furious Five! Ah...Ah...Ahh...They're The Furious Five! Aah..aah... ouch!Warriors prepare!Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle.The thousand tons of fire! Ho...ha...howw!Wow... Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way! Uhh...Oh...ohh! Ah...ah...aah!Hiyaah...ouch!And finally, Master Tigress.Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet.I know!Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death.I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.Citizens of the Valley of Peace,Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior. Hah...butta... No, no, no wait!Yaa...ahh.Ha...ha...haah!Ha...ha...haah. Po! What are you doing?What does it look like I'm doing?Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior.But I don't understand, you finally have the noodle dream.I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad.I love Kung Fu...uuu!Oh come on son. Let's get back to work.Heay...okay.Ahh...aahh...aah.Po!...Heay...heay...hey. Oh...Somebody...Oh. What's going on?... Where?Why are you pointing...?Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was? How interesting?Master, are you pointing at me?Him. Who?You. Me?The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.What? What? What? What!Stop wait. Who told you to...Master Oogway, wait.That crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem.You were about to appoint the Tigress. and that thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident. There are no accidents.Forgive us Master. We have failed you.No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you.。
《功夫熊猫2》经典（英汉）台词范文大全第一篇：《功夫熊猫2》经典(英汉)台词《功夫熊猫2》经典（英汉）台词随着《功夫熊猫2》在中国的上映，又给中国的观众带来了新一轮的“熊猫风”，社会各界人士纷纷对此表达了自己的观点，功夫熊猫2在青少年心中很受欢迎，不过也有不少人士对此表示担忧，这里我们作为一个热潮青年，就站在中立的角度跟大家分享下《功夫熊猫》当中的几句自认为比较经典的台词，以回味那剧中的幽默和感人情节。
全剧当中，感觉下面这句是最棒的台词：Your story may not have a such happy begining, but that doesn't make who you are.It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be。
你人生故事的开头也许充满坎坷，不过这并不影响你成为什么样的人。
关键看你后来的人生路，你自己选择怎么走下去。
当你看到这句话的时候，我们脑海中应该会闪现《功夫熊猫1》当中乌龟大师说的那一句：Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.That is why it is called the“present”。
跟《功夫熊猫1》中达到同样效果的是，熊猫2中山羊大师这一句，既起到了打动阿宝的效果，同时又直达观众内心，用平实的语言走进观众心里。
各处都用不同的方式表达：“太棒了”初级：That's cool。
中级：Awesome。
高级：That was pretty hardcore。
在《功夫熊猫2》中，这三个说法在不同的地方都有出现。
其中，cool“太酷了”是大家都很熟悉的；awesome“很好很强大”在《功夫熊猫1》里已经被阿宝用过，而且使用的频率也非常高。
而这一部里，hardcore这个俚语多次出现，它在影片中有双重的意思。
功夫熊猫2中英文字幕下载1 1400:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,010 00:00:58,445 --> 00:00:59,632 <font color=#38B0DE>功夫熊猫</font> 他武功盖世!2 1500:00:10,664 --> 00:00:14,096 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,021 传说中有个传奇侠客还这么帅气3 1600:00:14,105 --> 00:00:17,818 00:01:01,031 --> 00:01:03,252 他的武功出神入化我们怎么报答你?4 1700:00:18,431 --> 00:00:22,503 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:08,052 浪迹江湖一路行侠仗义侠骨柔情无需回报5 1800:00:32,602 --> 00:00:34,433 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:10,061 小样儿你喜欢嚼东西爆发吧!6 1900:00:34,444 --> 00:00:37,471 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:15,505 有种打败我再嚼! 千军万马全被踏在足下艺高人胆大700:00:38,371 --> 00:00:41,929 20侠客满嘴食物不便开口 00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:30,560有史以来最使人敬畏800:00:41,939 --> 00:00:44,094 21当食物下咽后 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,651又最令人销魂的熊猫900:00:44,104 --> 00:00:47,381 22他语出惊人少废话拿命来 00:01:33,241 --> 00:01:38,062即使是打败天下无敌手的中原五侠客1000:00:47,393 --> 00:00:49,359 23看招 00:01:38,072 --> 00:01:41,369也对他佩服得五体投地1100:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,540 24他的致命招数无人能挡 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:43,038啥时候一起出去放松放松1200:00:53,550 --> 00:00:57,417 25敌人都被他的正义之光晃瞎了眼 00:01:43,048 --> 00:01:44,769 没问题1300:00:57,429 --> 00:00:58,433 26我看不见了! 00:01:47,351 --> 00:01:48,183但现在不是放松的时候3800:03:00,755 --> 00:03:01,947 2700:01:49,205 --> 00:01:53,686 对不起老爸面对石门山一万疯狂大军时39 2800:03:01,957 --> 00:03:04,664 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:57,427当务之急是...对不起有什么用又不能拿它煮面条2940 00:01:57,437 --> 00:01:58,246 00:03:04,674 --> 00:03:06,933 你该起床刚才你是在干嘛搞出那么大声响? 3000:01:58,256 --> 00:02:00,182 41 不然要迟到了 00:03:06,943 -->00:03:09,700 31 没什么我做了个疯狂的梦 00:02:00,192 --> 00:02:01,655 啥?! 42 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,737 32 00:02:09,793 -->00:02:12,375 关于什么的梦?你梦到什么了? 阿波快起床43 3300:03:12,747 --> 00:03:17,662 00:02:27,387 --> 00:02:30,339我梦到... 阿波你在那儿干嘛呢44 3400:03:19,049 --> 00:03:20,577 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:32,248面条了没干嘛45 3500:03:20,589 --> 00:03:24,024 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:40,531面条? 你真的梦到面条了? 成吉思憨虎幻影螳螂禅灵鹤俏小龙悍娇虎 46 00:03:24,036 --> 00:03:26,734 36 00:02:45,949 --> 00:02:48,845 是啊不然我还能梦什么阿波快点儿你要迟到了 47 00:03:26,744 --> 00:03:29,330 3700:02:48,855 --> 00:02:50,276 当心面汤很"烫"我来了48 00:04:01,978 --> 00:04:05,047 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:31,263老爸别激动不过是个梦太令人高兴了5949 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:07,326 00:03:31,273 --> 00:03:34,840不这不是一般的梦我的儿子终于梦到了面条6050 00:04:07,337 --> 00:04:08,828 00:03:36,072 --> 00:03:39,908我们是面条世家你不知道为了这一刻我已经等待了多久6151 00:04:08,838 --> 00:04:10,913 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:41,970肉汤在我们的血管中流淌这是个好兆头阿波6252 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:14,831 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,833但是老爸你有没有想过...什么事情的兆头? 去干点儿别的53 6300:03:43,849 --> 00:03:50,751 00:04:14,841 --> 00:04:16,728你已经初具资格除了做面条之外成为独家煲汤秘方的传人6454 00:04:16,738 --> 00:04:18,544 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:56,058 实际上想当年我年轻气盛时接着你完成使命接手餐馆的生意6555 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,755 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:57,998 也曾想过要离家出走去学做豆腐这个餐馆是从我父亲那儿继承的6656 00:04:23,766 --> 00:04:24,909 00:03:58,008 --> 00:03:59,344 为什么没去呢?他又继承自他的父亲6757 00:04:24,918 --> 00:04:27,520 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:01,968 因为那个梦想愚蠢得很最早是他和朋友打麻将赢来的6858 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:30,887小虎不够凶狠你能想象我做豆腐是啥样儿吗?7969 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,337 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,171 大猴加快速度笑死人了8070 00:05:22,346 --> 00:05:23,38400:04:33,438 --> 00:04:34,375老鹤再高点我绝不会干8100:05:23,396 --> 00:05:25,488 7100:04:34,385 --> 00:04:36,828小龙不够灵巧我们都有自己的宿命螳螂...72 8200:04:36,839 --> 00:04:39,495 00:05:25,498 --> 00:05:27,066我的地盘就是这儿 - 宗师而你的... - 干嘛?73 8300:04:39,505 --> 00:04:40,820 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:30,431我知道也是这儿龟仙人有请74 8400:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,918 00:05:40,655 --> 00:05:44,948不对是2号 9号 7号和12号桌龟仙人您召见我有何贵干?75 8500:04:43,928 --> 00:04:46,137 00:05:50,357 --> 00:05:55,169 别忘了微笑一定得有要事才能见见自己的老朋友吗76 8600:05:15,176 --> 00:05:17,126 00:05:55,179 --> 00:05:57,086 干得好徒弟们这么说来...没事?77 8700:05:17,136 --> 00:05:19,158 00:05:57,098 --> 00:06:00,692 你们让我失望的本领真好我可没那么说78 8800:05:19,168 --> 00:05:20,710 00:06:18,014 --> 00:06:19,916 你是想说... 命中注定的事躲也躲不过89 9900:06:19,925 --> 00:06:22,443 00:06:53,408 --> 00:06:54,382 我预见到... 我们必须有所行动90 10000:06:22,453 --> 00:06:25,603 00:06:54,402 --> 00:06:57,282 黑豹太郎将重出江湖如果太郎真的回到和平谷报仇91 10100:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,462 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,266 这不可能! 他会... 他会...92 10206:58,276 --> 00:07:00,881 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,044 00:他身处狱中你的心好似这潭湖水老朋友93 10300:06:33,054 --> 00:06:36,063 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:05,099万事皆有可能如果波澜起伏就会模糊不清94 10400:06:36,364 --> 00:06:38,820 00:07:05,109 --> 00:07:07,746平先生火速飞去啸岗监狱但如果平静下来95 10500:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,654 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:11,880叫他们把狱守数量加倍解决之道必将自现把武器加倍10600:07:13,860 --> 00:07:16,307 9600:06:41,664 --> 00:06:42,814龙之典把一切都加倍10700:07:16,317 --> 00:07:17,901 9700:06:42,824 --> 00:06:46,099时候到了...- 绝不能让太郎逃出来108 - 是师傅 00:07:17,913 --> 00:07:22,670 98但是谁呢? 谁有资格继承这无穷力量? 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:53,398 10900:07:22,681 --> 00:07:26,557 11900:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,788谁有资格成为龙斗士?这是武林史上的一大盛事11000:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,907 12000:07:56,796 --> 00:07:58,199我咋知道别管钱了快走吧11100:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,983 12100:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,738不好意思借过阿波你要上哪儿去?11200:07:33,484 --> 00:07:36,385 12200:08:01,576 --> 00:08:03,745- 嘿看着点儿阿波上玉殿去 - 对不起卡住了123 11300:08:03,755 --> 00:08:06,468 00:07:38,098 --> 00:07:40,448 带上你的面条小车抱歉没关系我洗过澡了...124 11400:08:06,479 --> 00:08:08,161 00:07:40,573 --> 00:07:41,754整个山谷的村民都会上那儿去快看!125 11500:08:08,171 --> 00:08:10,772 00:07:43,154 --> 00:07:45,600我们的面条就能卖疯了龟仙人要比武挑选龙斗士了就在今天 126 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,094 116 00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:49,219 卖面条?大家快去玉殿 127 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,872 117 00:07:49,231 --> 00:07:51,355 - 老爸我在想...- 什么? 中原五侠客之一将被授予龙之典128 11800:08:17,883 --> 00:08:21,148 00:07:51,365 --> 00:07:54,765- 或许我可以... 我们已经为此等待了一千年- 什么? 把碗端走吧129 13900:08:23,147 --> 00:08:25,606 00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:40,699把面条和馒头放一块儿卖那怎么行我自己来130 14000:08:25,616 --> 00:08:27,968 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:48,710馒头放着都快馊了今天会永载史册的是吧? 龟仙人131 14100:08:27,978 --> 00:08:29,474 00:09:48,724 --> 00:09:53,636这才是我的儿子! 是啊没想到我能活着看到这天132 14200:08:29,484 --> 00:08:31,812 00:09:53,646 --> 00:09:55,696我就说那个梦是个好兆头你的徒弟们准备好了?133 14300:08:31,822 --> 00:08:35,341 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,618没错做这个梦真好... 一切就绪了龟仙人134 14400:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,236 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,579- 我是武林高手! 记好了老朋友- 我也是!14500:10:00,589 --> 00:10:04,728 13500:09:18,192 --> 00:09:22,134选中的人不但会给山谷带来安宁加油加油就快到了14600:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,704 13600:09:22,828 --> 00:09:27,505还能抚平你的心灵老天别这么对我147 别这么对我 00:10:11,558 --> 00:10:15,249 137 武林大会正式开始! 00:09:28,933 --> 00:09:30,002148 我们先走了阿波 00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:36,066 138 别关别关我来了 00:09:30,012 --> 00:09:32,590该死放心吧会给你带纪念品的149 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:23,47200:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,497万吨烟火齐发把门打开160150 00:11:24,943 --> 00:11:27,80400:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,241快看那招式嘿闪开点儿让我进去161151 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:05,12500:10:45,251 --> 00:10:47,823最后上场的是... 悍娇虎和平谷的村民们162152 00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:15,75400:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,660我有幸向各位介绍相信我村民们你们还没见到真正的绝招153 16300:10:50,670 --> 00:10:55,658 00:12:15,764 --> 00:12:17,285 悍娇虎俏小龙禅灵鹤成吉思憨猴还用你说幻影螳螂164 15400:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,949 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:57,318 传说中的中原五侠客她的杀手锏除了强壮的体魄和犀利的眼神外155165 00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:11,96300:12:19,961 --> 00:12:22,373哇中原五侠客还有其致命的虎爪功 15600:11:13,115 --> 00:11:14,72316600:12:34,667 --> 00:12:39,173 请各就各位 157 我感受到了...龙斗士...气脉 00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:17,398167 先等等别开始 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:46,979 158 00:11:17,406 --> 00:11:18,878 和平谷的村民们比武即将开始 168 00:12:46,989 --> 00:12:52,098 15917700:13:51,509 --> 00:13:55,994龟仙人将挑选龙斗士的继承者好了儿子回去工作吧 16900:12:52,109 --> 00:12:55,57617800:13:57,492 --> 00:14:00,439就选了?! 等一等好吧 17000:13:12,790 --> 00:13:16,95417900:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,701阿波你在干什么!儿子! 17100:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,49318000:14:32,017 --> 00:14:36,204你说我是在干嘛我是要... 我在哪儿? 17200:13:18,501 --> 00:13:22,23118100:14:38,685 --> 00:14:41,199别吹别吹我要去看龙斗士你在指什么? 17300:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,62218200:14:42,946 --> 00:14:47,541我不明白你怎么了对不起我只想看看谁成为了龙斗士 174 00:13:26,632 --> 00:13:29,74218300:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,916你好不容易才做了关于面条的梦真有意思 17500:13:29,754 --> 00:13:33,52118400:14:49,926 --> 00:14:52,839我撒谎了老爸我没梦到面条龟仙人您是在指我吗? 17600:13:35,769 --> 00:13:42,09018500:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,817我爱武功- 我在指他你是要指小虎的 - 指谁?194 18600:15:37,367 --> 00:15:39,479 00:14:56,877 --> 00:14:59,098结果那东西掉到了她面前 - 就是你- 我? 195 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,072 187 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:04,747完全是个巧合!冥冥宇宙为我们指定了龙斗士 196 00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:44,634 188 00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:06,436 世间无巧合- 怎么可能? 197 - 怎么可能? 00:15:58,786 --> 00:16:01,743 189 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,288 恕我们无能师父令您失望了- 怎么可能? 198 - 怎么可能? 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:05,044 190 00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:20,881 先别急若明早之前这个熊猫还未自行退出等等停下来谁让你们... 199 00:16:05,056 --> 00:16:07,787 191 00:15:30,122 --> 00:15:31,417 那就是我的失职龟仙人等一下 200 00:16:26,263 --> 00:16:30,406 192 00:15:31,425 --> 00:15:35,723刀下留人我是来送信的是宗师的信那个大肥熊猫绝不可能解决我们的问题! 201 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,971 193 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,357你说什么? 要我们把狱守数量加倍?惊人至极 20200:16:37,981 --> 00:16:39,72121100:17:12,705 --> 00:17:15,618还要增加额外防范措施?进出都只有一条道 20300:16:39,731 --> 00:16:42,73021200:17:15,627 --> 00:17:19,471"监狱防卫设施可能不够" ?!一千个狱守监视一个犯人 20400:16:45,207 --> 00:16:48,51621300:17:19,481 --> 00:17:24,311你怀疑我的监狱不安全?我知道但这个犯人可是...黑豹太郎 20500:16:48,526 --> 00:16:51,02421400:17:28,002 --> 00:17:30,431 当然不是把我们放下去 20600:16:51,034 --> 00:16:53,813 21500:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,643 是师傅对此不放心我只是个送信的天哪 20700:16:53,825 --> 00:16:57,925 21600:17:53,422 --> 00:17:56,980 那你帮我回个话儿这就是黑豹太郎 20800:16:57,937 --> 00:17:02,463 21700:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,496 从啸岗监狱逃跑简直是天方夜谭我还是在这里等你吧 20900:17:06,104 --> 00:17:08,480 21800:18:01,140 --> 00:18:05,441 惊人吧没什么好怕的安全的很 21000:17:08,489 --> 00:17:12,69521900:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,909 我会转达宗师没什么好担心的228弓箭手随时待命 00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:38,84922000:18:09,854 --> 00:18:15,018 - 没错他完全不必担心- 我会传达的小子听说没 229龟仙人终于找人继承龙之典了 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,783 22100:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,816 能离开这儿了吗?230而这个人肯定不会是你 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,94122200:18:16,826 --> 00:18:18,669 等一下231你在干嘛别惹恼了他 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:14,66422300:18:18,679 --> 00:18:20,389 这里面可能有点儿小误会232他能把我怎么样 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:17,83022400:18:20,399 --> 00:18:24,437 似乎每个人都认为我是...233他连一根指头都动不了 00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:23,79222500:18:26,827 --> 00:18:31,348 隐秘的侠者之殿不是吧234哦啊我是不是踩到小豹豹的尾巴了 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,341 22600:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,316 看看这个地方235行了我已经看够了 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,45422700:18:33,326 --> 00:18:35,853 飞狮大侠的盔甲236 有人在吗?00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:32,30424500:20:08,223 --> 00:20:10,671 原来打仗时受的损伤都还在!237 你游览完了吗?00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:35,80224600:20:10,685 --> 00:20:12,783 英雄剑238 对不起我应该第一个就来看你的00:19:35,812 --> 00:19:39,59324700:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,781 锋利到看一眼都会被割伤239 我没什么耐心00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:44,33924800:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,689 隐形青龙偃月刀240 反正你也跑不掉00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:48,80024900:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,075 我终于看到这幅画了真的是这幅画吗?241 - 转过身来00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,743 - 好的 250不会吧 00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:20,16524200:19:58,556 --> 00:20:00,773 你好 251传说中装载着武士耳语的瓷瓶 00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:24,05524300:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,354 你是怎么... 宗师! 252 整个天蜀军尽在其中 00:20:26,248 --> 00:20:28,24724400:20:06,994 --> 00:20:08,211 有人把花瓶打破了 25300:20:28,257 --> 00:20:32,390 你有没梯子弹簧之类的东西?262我会把它补好的你有胶水吗? 00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:03,65425400:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,682 你太天真了以为我会就这样把无穷力量的奥义告诉你? 啊噢噢扎到我了 26300:21:03,665 --> 00:21:04,541 25500:20:36,692 --> 00:20:39,909不是我... 你就是传说中的龙斗士嗯? 26400:21:04,551 --> 00:21:07,746 25600:20:39,919 --> 00:20:42,706你必须先达到武学的最高境界- 呃大概是吧 265- 错 00:21:07,756 --> 00:21:11,83725700:20:42,718 --> 00:20:46,016 像你这样的人是绝对不可能的266你不是龙斗士也不可能成为龙斗士 00:21:11,845 --> 00:21:12,752 25800:20:46,028 --> 00:20:50,459 我这样的人?267除非你能参透龙之典中的奥义 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,58725900:20:50,470 --> 00:20:51,909 是啊看看你自己268哇噢 00:21:14,595 --> 00:21:16,70326000:20:51,921 --> 00:20:54,177 肥嘟嘟的屁股软绵绵的胳膊269那么该怎么做? 00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:19,97326100:20:54,189 --> 00:20:57,934 软绵绵的地方最敏感了27000:21:19,995 --> 00:21:23,04327900:21:41,321 --> 00:21:44,865还有这个傻呼呼的肚子那你也该知道弹一下的后果喽 27100:21:23,055 --> 00:21:26,42028000:21:44,903 --> 00:21:45,850也不注意个人卫生不要不要 27200:21:26,429 --> 00:21:28,47928100:21:45,863 --> 00:21:47,684嘿等等这不公平那你知道最难的是什么吗? 27300:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,77028200:21:47,694 --> 00:21:51,658别站那么近我都闻到你的口臭了最难的是事后清理残骸哦 27400:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,97928300:21:51,670 --> 00:21:53,752听着是龟仙人说我...好的好的别冲动 27500:21:32,997 --> 00:21:34,30628400:21:53,762 --> 00:21:55,634无极拈花指你给我听好了 27600:21:34,318 --> 00:21:34,64728500:21:55,645 --> 00:21:58,047别别无极拈花指熊猫龟仙人也许挑中了你 27700:21:35,672 --> 00:21:38,50228600:21:58,057 --> 00:22:03,108噢你也知道这一招?但我修理完你以后 27800:21:38,512 --> 00:21:41,308 你会希望他当初没选287由无极大师于第三朝时创立是的 00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:05,023 29600:23:12,430 --> 00:23:16,458 懂了吗?288也没错不过我们或许该找个 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,624 更适合我水平的是的懂了完全了解 29700:23:16,468 --> 00:23:17,641 28900:22:07,635 --> 00:22:11,706你是什么水平?很好我等不及要开始了 29800:23:17,651 --> 00:23:20,127 29000:22:52,255 --> 00:22:53,334我离大师还有一段距离开始吧 29900:23:20,136 --> 00:23:23,869 29100:22:53,354 --> 00:22:58,326从最基础的开始吧最最基础的等等什么现在? 30000:23:23,879 --> 00:23:27,925 29200:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,042没有最最基础这一说是的现在 30100:23:27,935 --> 00:23:30,883 29300:23:00,052 --> 00:23:03,996- 嗨也许我可以从这里起步- 那个?除非你觉得龟仙人错了你也不是龙斗士302294 00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:32,721 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:09,721 这是训练小孩子的那么好吧全部这些我估计还做不来 30300:23:32,731 --> 00:23:35,796 29500:23:09,731 --> 00:23:12,409天热的时候用来抵门的不试试怎么知道呢? 30400:23:35,806 --> 00:23:37,459休息会儿效果会更好但如果你坚持的话 31300:24:04,582 --> 00:24:06,60530500:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,965出招就是了!哇噢五侠客 31400:24:06,819 --> 00:24:09,93330600:23:39,975 --> 00:23:42,173唔你算什么你们比市面上你们的玩偶大多了 31500:24:09,943 --> 00:24:11,92730700:23:42,195 --> 00:23:45,287你什么都不是因为高手在此除了你幻影螳螂 31600:24:11,937 --> 00:24:13,211 你的玩偶和你差不多308看到我的兄弟们了吗? 00:23:46,077 --> 00:23:50,04431700:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,999 来吧熊猫给我们看看你有什么能耐309想尝尝我的雷霆之怒吗? 00:23:51,943 --> 00:23:55,40531800:24:15,010 --> 00:24:17,351 他们也要看?还是等他们回去练功后我再开始无影脚就要来了 310你能应付的了无影脚吗? 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,61831900:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,350 出手吧311来吧我无影无踪无影无踪 00:23:56,629 --> 00:24:00,839没见过熊拳吧好的我刚吃的饱饱正在消化 32000:24:20,362 --> 00:24:22,31131200:24:00,851 --> 00:24:04,572你只见过螳螂拳321 当心00:24:22,322 --> 00:24:24,71633000:25:12,695 --> 00:25:14,657 或者猴拳322 小熊猫啊...00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:27,01033100:25:42,219 --> 00:25:43,884 还是蛇拳323 我干的怎么样?00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,33933200:25:43,894 --> 00:25:47,658 你出还是不出!324 现在有最最基础这么一说了00:24:29,349 --> 00:24:32,35933300:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,059 好的好的325 我没有不承认00:24:37,714 --> 00:24:41,36133400:25:50,071 --> 00:25:52,391 再来一次好吗用力点326 我不懂龟仙人是怎么想的00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:43,69533500:25:52,401 --> 00:25:54,724 这下怎么样...327 那个傻孩子都要没命了00:24:53,648 --> 00:24:55,48633600:25:54,734 --> 00:25:59,021 疼死了328 那个龙斗士他无比强大00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,94933700:25:59,031 --> 00:26:02,113 看来会比我想象的容易329 翱翔于九天口吐烈火00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:09,21433800:26:02,123 --> 00:26:05,193 武功这东西很难是吗?347他的脚步让大地颤抖 00:27:13,638 --> 00:27:15,71233900:26:05,891 --> 00:26:10,053 你二头肌酸了吗?348本以为龟仙人会选一个懂武功的人 00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:19,739 34000:26:10,065 --> 00:26:12,119 我今天既累又失望349至少也是能摸到自己脚趾的人啊 00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:25,04134100:26:12,129 --> 00:26:14,882 现在应该睡觉了350或者能看到自己的脚趾 00:27:25,051 --> 00:27:27,249 34200:26:38,551 --> 00:26:40,021 - 是是当然- 谢谢好的 35100:27:27,259 --> 00:27:30,187 34300:26:48,445 --> 00:26:50,798我太崇拜你们了别出动静 35200:27:30,197 --> 00:27:32,909 34400:27:03,589 --> 00:27:06,107哭泣河之役你们打的太棒了!嗨还没睡啊? 35300:27:32,919 --> 00:27:36,475 34500:27:06,117 --> 00:27:07,484以五挑千万无所畏惧...现在醒了 35400:27:38,828 --> 00:27:40,924 34600:27:07,492 --> 00:27:13,628不好意思我只是想有时候 35500:27:41,786 --> 00:27:44,78636400:28:09,555 --> 00:28:14,291听着你不属于这里好的我再说一遍你帅呆了再见 356 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:49,16436500:28:17,334 --> 00:28:18,544我知道我知道你说的对什么? 35700:27:49,174 --> 00:27:52,36836600:28:18,554 --> 00:28:20,107只是我一直都梦想着...我什么都没说 35800:27:52,378 --> 00:27:55,01936700:28:20,117 --> 00:28:24,024不不不我是指你不属于"这里"好的好的晚安做个好梦 35900:27:55,031 --> 00:27:58,62536800:28:26,190 --> 00:28:28,975这间屋子这是我的房间真尴尬 36000:27:58,945 --> 00:28:00,62736900:28:30,073 --> 00:28:32,524禅灵鹤的地盘悍娇虎大侠我不是故意吵醒你的只是 (361)00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:04,28537000:28:32,536 --> 00:28:33,770好的好的你不属于这里 36200:28:04,295 --> 00:28:07,30537100:28:33,782 --> 00:28:36,472你很困了我还在打扰你是的是的当然这是你的房间 36300:28:07,315 --> 00:28:09,54537200:28:36,482 --> 00:28:39,984明天还有很多事00:29:18,501 --> 00:29:22,590我是指你不属于玉殿不开心我没不开心啊我为什么要 37300:28:39,996 --> 00:28:41,323 不开心呢? 382你不尊重武功 00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:26,854 37400:28:41,333 --> 00:28:45,955 那么你为什么不开心呢?383如果你真的尊敬我们尊敬武功 00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:34,413 37500:28:45,966 --> 00:28:49,417 我大概是武林史上最差劲的了384就该在天亮前离开 00:29:34,423 --> 00:29:36,20337600:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,361 中原史上最差劲的385我一直支持你哦 00:29:36,215 --> 00:29:38,93837700:29:02,464 --> 00:29:06,377 - 差劲史上最差劲的- 大概吧看来你找到了神秘的圣天慧桃树了嘛 38600:29:38,948 --> 00:29:43,129 37800:29:08,579 --> 00:29:09,542五侠客们他们恨死我了这是智慧桃树? 38700:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,123 37900:29:09,553 --> 00:29:13,509恨死了对不起我以为只是棵普通的桃树呢 38800:29:44,135 --> 00:29:48,030 38000:29:13,519 --> 00:29:18,491宗师怎么可能把我变成龙斗士呢?我明白你不开心就会吃东西 38900:29:49,844 --> 00:29:51,768 38139800:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,310 我又不像五侠客那样390- 噢不 00:29:51,779 --> 00:29:55,331- 发生什么了?我没有利爪没有翅膀没有毒液 39900:31:12,856 --> 00:31:15,96139100:29:55,342 --> 00:29:59,442- 弓弩手发射- 发射就连幻影螳螂都有那样的胳膊400392 00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:29,69300:29:59,882 --> 00:30:03,673太郎自由了我必须去警告宗师也许我应该放弃回家做面条算了401393 00:31:29,707 --> 00:31:32,30500:30:06,357 --> 00:30:11,635- 哪儿也不准去放弃别放弃面条别做面条 - 可是他... 394 402 00:30:12,572 --> 00:30:17,115 00:31:32,315 --> 00:31:34,166你太在乎过去和将来了升起来 395 403 00:30:17,124 --> 00:30:22,014 00:31:36,251 --> 00:31:38,489 俗语说过去的已经过去了把他打回去 396 404 00:30:22,026 --> 00:30:24,303 00:31:56,192 --> 00:31:58,585 未来的还未可知 - 他过来了 - 他过不来的 397 00:30:24,313 --> 00:30:30,273 405 00:31:58,595 --> 00:32:00,014 现在却是上苍的礼赠我们可以把握的是当下弓箭手40600:33:06,741 --> 00:33:10,141 熊猫熊猫415我们死定了没的救了 00:34:52,294 --> 00:34:54,34740700:33:10,347 --> 00:33:12,926 醒醒416现在还说不准火箭 00:34:56,946 --> 00:34:58,71540800:33:59,395 --> 00:34:02,538 他放弃了417- 现在能跑了吗? 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:01,937- 可以现在该怎么办师父? 40900:34:22,458 --> 00:34:25,07741800:35:01,949 --> 00:35:05,256真高兴师父把你送来了熊猫走了那谁来做龙斗士呢? 410 00:34:26,053 --> 00:34:28,794 41900:35:05,267 --> 00:35:08,185 我还以为我被忘了呢我们只有努力修炼相信到时候 411 00:34:28,804 --> 00:34:30,912 42000:35:08,195 --> 00:35:11,465 回去告诉他们真正的龙斗士自会出现 41200:34:30,924 --> 00:34:35,444 42100:35:12,644 --> 00:35:13,630 真正的龙斗士要回家了你在这儿干什么? 41300:34:46,427 --> 00:34:48,511 42200:35:15,377 --> 00:35:19,188 早上好师父早上好师父我先热热身 41400:34:49,376 --> 00:34:52,283 42300:35:20,854 --> 00:35:21,749敏捷性要训练很多年是卡住了吧?432 424 00:35:49,487 --> 00:35:54,04400:35:21,757 --> 00:35:26,710运用到实战也要花很多年卡住了? 不不是怎么会433 425 00:36:02,658 --> 00:36:04,18500:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,014放下是的我是被卡住了434 426 00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:08,69800:35:28,025 --> 00:35:30,666我们只收集血淋淋的关节 - 帮帮他和骨片做纪念品 - 天哪435 427 00:36:08,706 --> 00:36:12,37600:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,382好的很好数三声一起用力一二436 428 00:36:12,388 --> 00:36:14,62700:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,005我们开始吧 - 谢谢437 - 不客气00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:18,36542900:35:39,017 --> 00:35:41,608- 准备好了吗?- 生来就好了 - 不我真的很感谢...438 - 少来00:36:19,925 --> 00:36:22,55843000:35:42,244 --> 00:35:46,373不好意思可是你说已经准备好了啊439 你真的指望一夜之间就学会劈山腿吗?00:36:22,568 --> 00:36:26,06043100:35:46,385 --> 00:35:49,47700:37:13,411 --> 00:37:16,884 真是棒极了再来一遍吧440直到他倒下或是认输 00:36:51,683 --> 00:36:54,651 44900:37:16,895 --> 00:37:18,979 之前都是手下留情熊猫但是到此为止但真正的勇士是不会认输的 44100:36:54,661 --> 00:36:56,943 45000:37:18,990 --> 00:37:22,432你下一个对手是我别担心师父我不会认输的 442 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,614 45100:37:32,356 --> 00:37:35,549好的来吧他要是聪明的话就不会再爬上来了 44300:37:01,269 --> 00:37:03,393 45200:37:35,559 --> 00:37:36,908来啊但他会再来的 44400:37:03,856 --> 00:37:06,796 45300:37:36,918 --> 00:37:39,343胜利之钥就是寻找对手的弱点他不会放弃的是吗? 445 00:37:06,806 --> 00:37:08,543 45400:37:39,353 --> 00:37:42,116然后狠狠打击不如这么说吧他不会放弃弹地的 44600:37:08,551 --> 00:37:09,968 45500:37:53,277 --> 00:37:56,746耶你不是说针灸会让我感觉好一点的吗? 44700:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,399 45600:37:56,758 --> 00:38:00,299以彼之力还施彼身确实会只是不太好找穴位 44800:38:23,189 --> 00:38:26,05645700:38:00,308 --> 00:38:01,811我知道师父其实是想启迪我- 特别是在这身 (466)00:38:26,066 --> 00:38:27,823 - 肥肉...458但如果我不了解他的话 00:38:01,819 --> 00:38:04,357 46700:38:27,833 --> 00:38:30,238 皮毛我要说的是皮毛459会以为他是要甩掉我 00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:05,08746800:38:34,666 --> 00:38:37,657 当然了460师父看上去确实很冷漠 00:38:05,097 --> 00:38:09,82246900:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,904 我怎么会凭体形裁定谁是高手呢? 看看我这小体积但是他以前并不是这样的 46100:38:10,297 --> 00:38:12,36347000:38:39,914 --> 00:38:41,231我在这儿据说 46200:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,78747100:38:41,241 --> 00:38:45,403也许你该再好好看看这个师父之前一直是笑容可掬的 46300:38:14,797 --> 00:38:17,94047200:38:45,413 --> 00:38:47,437对好的- 不可能 464- 真的 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,69947300:38:47,445 --> 00:38:50,908 别扎了别扎了46500:39:15,903 --> 00:39:19,335 - 但是在那件事发生之前- 什么事?他是个弃婴师父收留了他 47400:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,501 48300:39:20,207 --> 00:39:22,870太郎叛乱把他当作自己的儿子一样养大 47500:38:52,511 --> 00:38:54,831 48400:39:25,993 --> 00:39:28,219我们不该谈论他当他展现出武学天赋时 47600:38:54,841 --> 00:38:57,998 48500:39:29,566 --> 00:39:31,828如果他要待在这里就应该知道这些师父就将武艺传授给了他 47700:38:58,008 --> 00:39:00,011 48600:39:31,837 --> 00:39:36,542我知道太郎师父非常器重他 478说他注定会成就非凡 00:39:00,021 --> 00:39:01,431 48700:39:37,571 --> 00:39:40,766 他是师父的一个徒弟479太郎永远都不满足 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:05,53848800:39:41,989 --> 00:39:44,065 第一个精通上千种武艺的人480他渴望得到龙之典 00:39:05,548 --> 00:39:09,68748900:39:44,075 --> 00:39:46,612 但他变坏了后来进了监狱481但是龟仙人发现了他心中的邪念 00:39:09,697 --> 00:39:12,371 49000:39:46,623 --> 00:39:48,225 他不只是一个普通徒弟482于是拒绝了却蹦出个你来 49100:39:48,656 --> 00:39:52,35750000:40:47,779 --> 00:40:51,766怒不可遏太郎毁坏了村庄一个吊儿郎当的大胖熊猫 49200:39:54,214 --> 00:39:56,773 觉得这事好像笑话501企图强夺龙之典 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,80249300:39:56,781 --> 00:40:01,149 你大爷!502师父必须亲手毁掉他的心血 00:40:53,812 --> 00:40:57,61149400:40:02,656 --> 00:40:04,745 等等我的错扎到他的面穴了503可又怎么下的了手呢 00:40:59,316 --> 00:41:01,65949500:40:18,131 --> 00:40:22,077 心脏说不定也被我扎停了...504师父一辈子只爱过太郎一个人 00:41:05,318 --> 00:41:10,03349600:40:30,335 --> 00:40:32,393 内心的平静...内心的平静505也许以后也不会再爱 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:17,88249700:40:39,726 --> 00:40:41,957 内心的...内...内...内心的平静506现在是他纠正过往的机会 00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:23,22549800:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,245 不管是什么东西发出那种呲啦的声音507教出一个真正的龙斗士 00:41:23,235 --> 00:41:25,80249900:40:45,255 --> 00:40:47,769 给我安静下来!50800:41:28,688 --> 00:41:31,043 太郎从监狱里逃出来了517内心的... 00:42:05,245 --> 00:42:07,72950900:41:34,515 --> 00:41:37,801 正朝这边赶过来518哦平先生太棒了 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:10,92551000:41:37,203 --> 00:41:40,927 的确就是个坏消息519我正想听点好消息 00:42:10,936 --> 00:42:15,19151100:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,637 如果你不相信龙斗士能阻止他520- 仙人! 仙人! 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:16,834- 嗯?那只熊猫?! 51200:41:49,647 --> 00:41:53,91052100:42:16,842 --> 00:42:19,536我有个...很坏的消息仙人那头熊猫不是龙斗士 51300:41:53,922 --> 00:41:58,01152200:42:18,537 --> 00:42:21,232 啊...宗师只是消息而已他根本就不该出现在这里! 51400:41:58,021 --> 00:42:00,01452300:42:21,242 --> 00:42:22,792没有好坏之分完全是巧合 51500:42:00,024 --> 00:42:03,34252400:42:22,802 --> 00:42:25,770师父你的预见没错世间无巧合 51600:42:03,351 --> 00:42:05,23652500:42:26,314 --> 00:42:30,094也不可能让它提前结果是啊我知道您已经说过... 两次了 534 00:42:55,513 --> 00:42:58,23752600:42:30,104 --> 00:42:34,597但是有些事情我们是可以控制的- 这也不是巧合 53500:42:59,365 --> 00:43:02,294 - 三次527我可以控制果实的坠落的时刻 00:42:34,607 --> 00:42:39,219 53600:43:03,045 --> 00:43:06,976 老朋友如果你不看清控制的幻象528我可以控制它的种子在哪里安家 00:42:39,229 --> 00:42:40,977 53700:43:08,304 --> 00:43:11,387 熊猫就无法完成他的使命529这可不是幻象仙人 00:42:40,987 --> 00:42:44,56353800:43:12,248 --> 00:43:16,254 同样你也完成不了你的使命530没错可是无论你做什么 00:42:44,573 --> 00:42:46,96753900:43:16,264 --> 00:43:19,201 - 幻象?- 没错这个种子最终也还是长成棵桃树 53100:42:46,977 --> 00:42:48,01054000:43:19,213 --> 00:43:22,121看看这棵树宗师你或许想要苹果或是橘子 53200:42:49,019 --> 00:42:52,071541。
《功夫熊猫》英文對白Kungfu Panda [Beginning (The dream)]Legend tells a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend. He traveled the in search of the foes.I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk.The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke: “Enough talk, let‟s fight!”He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness.He is so awesome, and attractive.How can we repay you?There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity.Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.Even the most heroic heroes in all of China -- the furious five bowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang out!---agreed.Yeah!But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain,There is only one thing and that‟s …Po, get up!You‟ll be late for work! Po~ get up!Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there?Oh.nothing.Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigeress! Wow ~~Po, let‟s go! You‟re late for work!Coming~[Downstairs in the Noodle Shop]Sorry, dad ~Sorry doesn‟t make the noodles.And what are you doing up there ~ all that noise?Oh ... Nothing, just ..had a crazy dream.What about? What were you dreaming about? Eh. What was I ... , I was dreaming about..eh ... noodles.Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?Yeah ... what else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!Happy day! My son finally have the noodle dream!You don‟t know how long I have been waiting for this moment!This is a sign, Po ~Eh, a sign of what?You, are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then you‟ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it from a game named Majiang.Dad, dad, dad ... this was just a dream.No, it was the dream.We are noodle folk. Broth runs though our veins.Dad, didn‟t you ever ... I don‟t know, want to do something else? Something besides noodles?Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.So why didn‟t you?Because it was a stupid dream!Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahaha ... tofu? No!We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is ...I know ... is here.No ... it‟s at tables 2, 5, 7 and 12!Service with a smile![On the mountain]Well done! Students!If you were trying to disappoint me, Tigeress, you need more accuracy. Monkey, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis ... Master Shifu!What?I t‟s Master Wugui. He wants to see you.[In the hall]Master Wugui, you summoned me? Is Something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to see my old friend?So ... nothing is wrong?Well, I didn‟t say that.You were saying ... ?I‟ve had a vision ... Tai Lung will return. That is impossible! He is in prison!Nothing is impossible ...Zeng! Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything.Tai Lungdoes not leave that prison.Yes! Master shifu.One often meets destiny on the road, he takes to avoid it.We have to do something, before he march on the valley, and take his revenge ...H e‟ll ... he‟ll ...Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.The dragon scroll.It is time ...But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limitless power?To become the Dragon Warrior?I don‟t know~[Back in the noodle shop]Excuse me ... sorry ...Hey ~ ~ watch your pose ~Sorry~Sorry! Suck it up.What! Master‟s choosing the Dragon Warrior, today!Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!One of the five is going to get the dragon scroll!We‟ve been waiting for this for a thousand years! Just leave the bowl!This is the greatest thing in kungfu history! Leave about it. Just go~Po~ where are you going?To the jade palace ...Don‟t forget your noodle car t! The whole valley will be there. Y ou‟ll sell noodles to all of them ~Selling noodles?But, dad, you know, I was kind of thinking ... maybe I ... I was kind of thinking, maybe I …… could also sell the bean buns. T hey‟re ... they‟re about to g o bad.That‟s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~Yeah. Glad I had it.I‟m a kungfu warrior!Me too!Almost there!What?! No! Oh ~, no ~Sorry ~ Po ~ W e‟ll bring you back a souvenir. No, I‟ll bring me back a souvenir.It is a historic day, isn‟t it, Master Wugui? Yes ... and one I fear I will not live to see. Are your students ready?Yes, Master Wugui.You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you.Let‟s the tournament begin!No, no, no! Wait! I‟m coming!Hey! Open the door! Let me in!Citizens of the valley of peace,it is my great honor to present you ... Tigeress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis!The furious five!Warriors, prepare.No, no, peek a hole.The thousands tons of fire. Wow ~ Look at there! Hey, get out of the way!And finally, Master Tigeress~Believe me, citizens! Y ou‟ve not seen anything yet~I know!Master Tigeress, face Iron Ox and his blades of death.I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace,Master Wugui will now choose the Dragon Warrior!Oh? No, no, no. Wait!Po! What are you doing?What does it look like I am doing?Stop! S top! I‟ll go to see the Dragon Warrior! Po, don‟t you understand? You finally had the noodle dream!I lied ... I didn‟t dream about noodles, dad.I love kungfu ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Oh, come on, son. L et‟s get back to work!Ok ...Oh ... what was going on ...?Where are ...?What are you pointing..? Oh ... Ok ... Sorry ...I just want to see who the Dragon Warrior was How interesting it is ...Master, are you pointing at me?Him ...Who?You!Me?The universe has brought us the dragon warror!What?What?What?Stop! Wait! Who called you to ... ?Master Wugui, wait.That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem.You‟re about to point out tigress ... that thing fell in front of her.That was just an accident.There are no accidents.Forgive us, master, we have failed you.No, if the panda has not quit by morning, then I will have failed you.Wait. Wait. I bring a message from Master Shifu.What? Double the guard? Extra precautions? Your prison may not be adequate?You doubt my prison security?Absolutely not. Shifu does. I‟m just the messager.I‟ll give a message for your master Shifu. Escape from the prison is impossible. Impressive, isn‟t it?It‟s ve ry impressive, very impressive.One way in. One way out.One thousand guards and one prisoner. Yes, except that the prisoner is Tai Lung. Take us down..Oh, my!Behold, Tai Lung.I‟ll ... en ... I‟m gonna wait right here.It‟s nothing to worry about.I t‟s perfectly safe.Crossbows. At the ready!Hey, tough guy. Did you hear? Wugui has finally got to find someone to give the scroll. And it‟s not gonna be you.What are you doing?Don‟t get him mad! What‟s he gonna to do about it?I‟ve got him completely immobilized.Oh ... did I step on your witty kitty‟s tail?I‟m good. I‟ve seen enough.I‟ll tell Shifu he has got nothing to worry about.No, he doesn‟t ...Ok, I‟ll tell him that. Can we please go now?Wait a second.I think this has been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think I‟m ...The Sacred Hall of Warriors.Look at this place!Master Flying Rhino‟s armor ... with authentic battle damage!Wow… The Sword of HeroesSaid to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking.The invisible Trident of Destiny.I‟ve only seen painting of that painting.No ...The legendary Urn of W arrior‟s.Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshin army.Hello ~Have you finished sightseeing?Sorry. I should have come to see you first.My patience is wearing thin.Oh, well, I mean, it‟s not like you were going anywhere.Would you turn around?Sure ... hey, how‟s ... how ... do you get five ... Master Shifu?Someone broke that ... but I‟m going to fix it up.Do you ... have some glue?A splinter.So, you‟re the legendary Dragon Warrior?I guess so.Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior!Y ou‟ll never be the Dragon Warrior! Until you have learnt the secret of the Dragon Scroll. So… how does this work?Do you have a ladder, trampoline, or ... ?You think it is that easy?I‟m just going to hand you the secret to this limitless power?!No ... I ...One must first master the highest level of kungfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.Someone like me?Yes! Look at you!This fat prat.Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.And this ridiculous belly! And, utter disregard for personal hygine.Wait a minute ... that‟s not a call for ...Don‟t stand that clo se I can smell your breath.Listen. Wugui said that I was ... the ...The Wushi finger hold? Wushi Finger hold? Oh ... you know this hold?Developed by master Wushi in the third dynasty. Yes!Oh~ Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky.No, no, no, no ...You know the hardest part of this?The hardest part is cleaning the afterwards. Ok ... Ok. Take it easy.No, no. Listen, Panda.Wugui may have picked you. But, when I am through with you, I promise you, you are going to wish he hadn‟t! Are we clear?Oh, Yeah ... We clear. W e‟re so clear!Good ... I can‟t wait to get start ed.Let‟s begin!Wait, wait, wait.What? Now?Yes! Now! Unless you think great Wugui was wrong, and you‟re not the Dragon Warrior.Ok. Well.I don‟t know. I can‟t do all tho se moves. Well, if we don‟t try, we‟ll never know. Yeah. it‟s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my level.And what level is that?Well, I‟m ... not a master ... L et‟s just start zero, level zero.There‟s no such thing as level zero.Hey, maybe I can start with that.That? We use that for training children. And for propping the door open when it is hot.But if you insist ...Wow~ The furious five!Y ou‟re so much bigger than your action figures.Except you, mantis. Y ou‟re about t he same. Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do. Are they gonna watch?Shall I Just wait till they get back to work or something?Hit it!Ok. Yeah, I mean, I just ate. So I am still digesting.So my kungfu might not be as good as ... later on.Just hit it!All right. All right!What you get? You got nothing, …cause I got it right here.You are picking on my friends?Get ready to feel the thunder.I‟m coming at you with crazy feet. What will you do about my crazy feet?Come on! I‟m a blur. I‟m a blur. You‟ve never seen bear style.You‟ve only seen praying mantis, or monkey style.Or I could come at your snickety snake.Why didn‟t you hit it!Oh ... All right. All right.One try again. A little harder.How‟s that?This will be easier than I thought~My tenders ...How did I do?There‟s now a level zero.There‟s no words.No denying that.I don‟t understand what Master Wugui was thinking.The Poor guy‟s just gonna get himself killed. He is so mighty!The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire.When he walks, the very ground shakes.One would think that Master Wugui would choose someone who actually knows kungfu. Yeah ... Or could at least touch his toes.Or even see his toes.Ok ... Great ...Ooh ~Hey. Hi, y ou‟re up.I‟m now.I was just ...Someday, huh?That kungfu staff is hard work, right?Are your biceps sore?I‟ve had a long and rather disappointing day. So ... Yeah, I should probably get to sleep now.Yeah, yeah, yeah ... Of course.Ok, thanks.It‟s just … how man, I‟m such a big fan.You‟ guys were totally amazing at the battle of weeping river. I remembered a thousand to one. Y ou didn‟t stop. You just …Oh ... Sorry about that.Look! You don‟t belong here.I know. I know. Y ou‟re right.My whole life I dreamed of ...No, no ... I mean, you don‟t belong here! I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.Oh~ Ok, right, right.So, yeah, you want to get to sleep?!Yeah.I‟m keeping you up.We got big things tomorrow!All right. You‟re awesome. Last thing I want to say, bye-bye.Wow ...What was that?I didn‟t say anything.Ok. All right. Good night. Sleep well.It seemed a little awkward.Master Tigress! Didn‟t mean to wake you. Just ...You d on‟t belong here.Yeah, yeah. Of course, this is your room.I mean you don‟t belong in the Jade Palace. You‟re a disgrace to kungfu ... If you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.Big fan ~ ~ ~I see you have found the secret peach tree of heavenly wisdom.Ooh, is that what it is? Sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree.I understand.Y ou eat when you‟re upset.Upset? I‟m not up set.What makes you think I‟m upset?So why are you upset?I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china,and in the history of sucking.ProbablyAnd the five.Man, you should have seen them. They totally hate me.Totally.How is Shifu going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?I mean, I‟m not like the five.I‟ve g ot no claws, no wings, no venom.Even mantis has those ... thingies ...Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make noodles.Quit, don’t quit. N oodles, don’t noodles. You’re too concerned with what was and and what will be.There is a saying:Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it’s called the present (the gift).[In the prison]Oh~ No~What‟s happening?!Fire!Fire!Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.Not going anywhere! Neither is he!Bring it upWait. Bring it back!He is coming this way!He won‟t get far. Archers!We are dead. So very very dead.Not yet! We‟re not. Throw!Can we run now ?Yes ~I‟m glad Shifu sent you.I was beginning t hinking I‟ve been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them: the real Dragon Warrior is coming home!Good morning, Master.Panda! Panda! Wake up!H e‟s quit!What do we do now, Master, with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?All we can do is to resume training and trust that in time. The true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.What are you doing here?!Hi! Hey! Good morning, Master!I thought I‟ve warmed up a little.He‟s stuck.Stuck? No. what? Stuck?No. This is one of my ... yeah ... I‟m stuck. Help him.Oh, dear ~Maybe on three. One, two ... three.Thank you!Don‟t mention it.No, really, I appreciate it.Ever.You actually thought you can learn to do a full split in one night?It takes years to develop one‟s flexibility. And years longer to apply it combat.Put that down!The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones!Yeah. Excellent!Let‟s get started!Are you ready?I was born ready ~I‟m sorry, brother. I got you said you were ready.That was awesome! Let‟s go again!I‟ve been tak ing it easy on you, panda, but nomore. Your next opponent will be me.Right. Yeah. L et‟s go!Step forth ~The true path to victory is to find your opponent‟s weakness, and make him suffer for it.Oh, yeah!To take his strength and use it against him, until he finally falls … or quits.But a real warrior never quits.D on‟t worry, master! I‟ll never never quit!If he‟s smart, he won‟t come back up those steps..But he will.He‟s not going to quit, is he?He‟s going to quit bouncing, I‟ll tell you that.I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better!Trust me. It will.I t‟s just not easy for finding the right nerve point under all this ...Fat… fur. I was going to say fur.Sure you are.Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me!I‟m over here.Maybe you should take a look at this, again. Oh ~ OK.Wow ~ Stop it. Stop.I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me at all.But I didn‟t know any better, I‟d say he is trying to get rid of me.I know he can seem a little heartless.But, you know, he was not always like that.According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile.No ... Yes ...But that was before …Before what?Before Tai Lung.Yeah. We were not supposed to talk about him.Well, i f he‟s goi ng to stay here, he should know.Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student, the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kungfu.And then he turned bad. And now he is in jail.He wasn‟t just a student.Shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as his son.And when the boy show talent in kungfu, Shifu trained him. He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness.It was never enough for Tai Lung. He wanted the dragon scroll, but Wugui saw darkness in his heart and refused.Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley. He tried to take the scroll by force.And Shifu had to destroy what he created. But how could he?Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before.Or since.And now, he has the chance to make things right, to train the true Dragon Warrior.And he‟s stuck with you, a big, fat panda, who treats it like a joke.Oh! T hat‟s it!Wait! My fault. I accidentally tweated his facial nerve!I may also have stopped his heart.Inner peace.Inner peace.Inner ... in ... in …Inner peace.Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?Inner ~Oh ~ Zeng! Excellent!I could use some good news right now.Master! Master!En ...I ... I have a ... It‟s … It‟s a very bad news. Shifu.T here‟s just news. there‟s no good or bad. Master, your vision, your vision was right. Tai Lung has broken out of the prison.He is on his way!That is bad news!If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.The panda?Master! That panda is not the Dragon Warrior! He wasn‟t even meant to be here!It was an acciden.There are no accidentsYes, I know. Y ou‟ve said that already. Twice.Well, that was no accident either.Thrice.My old friend, the panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.Illusion?Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.I can not make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.But there are things we can control.I can control when the fruit will fall.And I can control … where to plant the seed. That is no illusion, Master.Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree.You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.But a peach can not defeat Tai Lung! Maybe it can, if you’re willing to guide it, to nurture it, to belive in it.But how ... how!? I need your help, Master. No, you just need to believe.Promise me, Shifu.Promise me you will believe.I ... I will ... try.En ... good.My time has come.You must continue your journey without me. What, what, what ... what are you ... ? Wait, Master, you can‟t leave me.You must believe.Master!That was scared.Yeah, sound like fun. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in Hajin province.But you are a lousy tipper.Really? So ... how did you get out there alive?I mean ... didn‟t actually see that. But I thought it in … in my mind.If he could read my mind, he‟d be like, “What?”Order up! Hope you like it.This is really good!No, come on. You should try my dad‟s secret ingredient soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient. What are you talking about? This is amazing! You‟re really a good cook,Wow! You are really a good cook. I wish my mouth were bigger.Tigress, you‟ve got to try this.It is said that a Dragon Warrior can survive for months‟ time on nothing.But the dew of a single gingkgo leaf and the energy of the universe.I guess my body doesn‟t know it‟s the Dragon Warrior yet.I need more that dew and universe juice. What?Oh~ nothing. Master Shifu.You‟ll never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!What is that noise you‟re making!? Laughter? I‟ve never heard of it!Work hard, panda! Maybe som eday you‟ll have ears like mine.That‟s good.Ears! I t‟s not working for you? I thought it‟s pretty good.It‟s Shifu.Of coursr it‟s Shifu. What do you think I‟m doing?Ooh ~ Master Shifu!Do you think this is funny! Tailing has escaped from prison, and you‟re acting Like children!What? He‟s coming for the Dragon Scroll, and you‟r e the only one who can stop him.And here I am saying that you got no sense of humor.I‟m gonna ... stop Tai Lung.What? You‟re serious? I don‟t have to …Ma … Master Wugui will stop him!He did it before, who will do it again!Wugui cannot, not anymore.Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.The panda?Yes! The panda!Master! Please! Let us stop Tai Lung! This is what you trained us for!No! It is not your destiny to defeat tailing!It is his!Where did he go?You can not leave!A real warrior never quits!Watch me!Come on!How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung!? I can‟t even beat you off the stairs.You‟ll beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!You don‟t believe that! You never believe that from the first moment I got here!You‟ve tried to get rid of me.Yes! I was.But now I ask you to trust in your master, as I‟ve come to tru st in mine.You‟re not my master. A nd I‟m not the Dragon Warrior.Then w hy didn‟t you quit!?You know I was trying to get rid of you. Yet you stayed.Yeah, I stayed.I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head, or said I smelled, it hurts.But it could never hurt me more than it did every day in my life just being me.I stayed, because I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me ... not me, it was you, the greatest kungfu teacher in all of China!But I can change you!I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!And I will!Come on! Tail Lung is on this way here right now.And even it takes him one hundred years to get here, how are you ... gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?! ah?How?How?How?I don‟t know!I don‟t know.It‟s what I thought.This is what you trained me for.Tigress!Don‟t try to stop me.We‟re not try to stop you!What?We‟re coming with you![In the Storeroom]What?I eat when I‟m upset! Ok?Oh, no need to explain.I thought you might be monkey. He hides almond cookies on the top shelf.Don‟t tell monkey.Look at you!Yeah ... I know ... I disgust you.No, no, I mean, how did you get up there!?I don‟t know. I guess ...I don‟t know ... I was getting cookies!And yet you are ten feet off the ground, and have done a perfect split.No, this? This is just an … accident.There are no accidents! Come with me.[On the top of the mountain]I know you‟ve trained me to be optimistic of kungfu.But could you at least tell me where we are going?You ... dragged me ... all the way out here, for a bath?Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears ...The pool was ... ?This is where Wugui unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus.This is the birthplace of kungfu.Do you want to learn kungfu?Yeah ...Then I am your master ...Ok!Don‟t cry.Ok.When you focus on kungfu, when you concentrate, you stink.Or perhaps that is my fault.I can not train yo u the way I‟ve trained the five. I now see that the way to get through to you is this.Oh ... great, because I‟m hungry.Good. W hen you‟ve been trained you may eat. Let‟s begin.After you, panda.Just like that?No set-ups? No, no, no ten-mile hike?I vowed to train you, and you have been trained. You‟re free to eat.Enjoy.Hey~I said you‟re free to eat. Have a dumpling. Hey~You are free ... to eat!Am I?!Are you!?I‟m not hungry.Master.Where is the Dragon Warrior?How do you know you are not looking at her? You think I‟m a fool?I know you‟re not the Dragon Warrior. None of you!I heard how he fell out of the sky in like a ball of a fire.He is a warrior, unlike anything in the world you‟ve ever seen.Po?So, that is his name, Po.Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.We‟ve got this! Help her!Monkey!Go!Mantis!Shifu taught you well.But he didn‟t teach you everything.You‟ve done well, panda.Done well? Done well!I‟ve done awesome!The mark of the true hero is humility.But, yes, you have done … awesome!Guys! Guys! They‟re dead?!No, they‟re breathing.They‟re sleeping? No, their eyes are open.We were no match for his nerve attack.He‟s gotten Stronger.Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?He‟s too fas t!Sorry, Po.I thought we could stop him.He could have killed you.Why didn‟t he?So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts.But it won‟t work.It might, I mean, a little. I‟m pretty scared. You can defeat him, panda.Are you kidding?They can‟t. They‟re five masters! I‟m just on e. me.But you‟ll have the one thing that no one else does.You really believe I am ready?You are, Po.Behold the dragon scroll. It is yours.Wait. What happens when I read it?No one knows, but l egend says you‟ll hear a butterfly‟s wing beat .Oh, really?! T hat‟s cool.Yes. And see lights in the deepest cave.You‟ll feel the universe in motion around you. Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I, can I do a quadra-reflet？Focus.Will I…Focus!Focus.Yeah, Yeah.Read it Po, and fulfill your destiny.Read it, and become the Dragon Warrior!It‟s impossible to open it.Ok, come on, baby. Come on now.Thank you.Probably, I‟ve Loosen it for y ou though. Ok, here goes …It‟s blank.What?Here look!No. I‟m forbidden to look upon.Blank? I don‟t ... I don‟t understand.Ok. So Wugui was just a crazy old turtle after all.No, Wugui was wiser than us all.Oh, come on! Face it. He picked me by accident.Of course I‟m not the Dragon Warrior.Who am I kidding?But who will stop Tai Lung? He‟ll d estroy everything and everyone.No. Evacuate the valley. You must protect villagers from Tai Lung‟s rage.What about you master?I‟ll fig ht him.What?I can hold him long enough for everyone to escape.But Shifu, he‟ll kill you.Then I will finally have paid my mistake. Listen to me, all of you.It is time for you to continue your journey without me.I‟m very proud to have been your master.We‟ve got to get them out safely.Come, l ittle one, let‟s find your mama. Viper, guide the southern farmers. Mantis, the north.Crane, light the way.。
《功夫熊猫2》禅语TheZenofKungFuPanda2The Zen of Kung Fu Panda 2Kung Fu Panda 2 Movie Quotes引用自电影《功夫熊猫2》By Jonathan“Now… The most important time is now…” Soothsayer“现在…最重要的时间是现在…”羊仙姑“Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are, it is the rest of your story, who you choose to be… …So who are you Panda?” Soothsayer“也许你的故事不是从快乐开始，但是这不能决定你的一生。
决定你的，是你故事的以后部分，你选择做什么样的人… …熊猫，你到底是谁？”羊仙姑“Anything is possible when you have inner peace.” Shifu “当你静下心来时，任何事情是可能的”师傅“Once I realized the problem was not you but within me.I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.” Shifu“一旦我悟到问题不在你那里而是在我这里，我找到了内心宁静，便能够汲取天地宇宙之精华”师傅Lord Shen: “How did you find peace? I took away yourparents, everything, I scarred you for life.”沈王爷：“你是怎么做到静下心来的？我夺走了你的父母，你的一切，我害你的人生伤痕累累。
”Kung Fu Panda: “See that’s the thing Shen, scars heal,”功夫熊猫：“看，事情就是那样的，伤痕会愈合的”Shen: “No they don’t… wounds heal.”沈王爷：“不，不会的，伤口才会愈合”Kung Fu Panda: “Oh yah… what do scars do? They fade I guess.”功夫熊猫：“哎呀…那伤痕会怎么样？他们消失了，我猜。
Long ago in ancient China.The Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy andprosperity to the city.For they have invented 'fireworks'.But their son Lord Shensaw darker power in the fireworks.What that brought color and joyCould also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parentsconsulted a Soothsayer.She foretoldthat if Shen continued down this dark path he would be defeated bya warrior of black and white.The young lord set outto change his fate. But what he did next only sealed it.Shen returned to his parents full of pride. But in their faceshe saw only horror.He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge.Someday he would returnand all of China would bow at his feet. It's almost done Lord Shen.But we ran out of metal.Search the furthest villages.Find more metal! China will beAnd then the Dragon Warriorjoined the Furious Five.And they became the mostawesome kung fu team ever.Enough talk let's fight.Listen you can hear theDragon Warrior training right now.Stop him! That's too dangerous!Stay focus. Thirty-seven...Why is he doing that to his face?Thirty-eight bean buns!Yes new record! You monster!Keep going! Hit forty!He'll never hit forty. You got it buddy.I'm going for forty!Do it! No problem.I'm going to make it. He did it!- Well done Po! Your training has paid off. Oh Master Shifu.Gotta go. See you later!You will save those for me right?Inner peace. Inner peace.Oh inner peace.Master Shifu. Master Shifu.What have we got? Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is I'll take them down. Cause I am in the mood.I need to get something doneyou know what I mean?What are you doing?One of Master Oogway final teachings. Awesome! How did you do that? Inner peace.Inner peace. That's cool.Inner peace of what?It's your next phase of training.Every master must findhis path to inner peace.Some choose to meditate for years. And became just like this.Without the slightesttaste of food or water. Or..?Some find it through pain and suffering. As I did. Po the day you were chosen as Dragon Warriorwas the worst day of my life.By far nothing else came close.It was the worst most painfulmind destroying horrible momentI have ever experienced.But once I realized theproblem was not youbut within meI found inner peace.And was able to harnessthe flow of the universe.So that's it. I just need inner peace? My inerts are already super peaceful.So all I need to do isjust get this thing going.Inner peace you're going down.Now show me what you weredoing there with your feet.I saw you just sort of fanciful foot work. Po bandits approachingthe Musicians' Village. Danger.Tell those musicians to startplaying some action musicbecause it is 'On'.Don't worry Master Shifu.I'll master inner peaceas soon as I get back.No snack stop this time.Ha-ha-ha! Snack stop.Wait are you serious?Get all the metal you can find!Grab the metal!Help...Help...Help...Help!That's everything.Let's get out of here! Wings of justice! The Dragon Warrior.The panda? That's impossible.My fist hungers for justice.That was... my fist. Get them!Come on! Take that! Po! Incoming! Thanks Mantis!Tigress! Double-jump strike!Feet of Fury! Tigress! Monkey! Viper! Mantis! Bunny! What?Oh sorry. Crane go!I am on it! Is everyone okay?Yeah! Awesome! I got this. Po! Chew on that tubby.Are you okay? What happened?I think I saw... I think...I got to go. Thank you.Thank you for coming toDragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu. Some more tea? Lemon sauce?If you need anything just ask.Feet of Fury! Dragon Warrior's mop. It must be very good.Hey! No touching!You'll get the mop dirty.He once waited on me. - Awesome. Yes I have a stain to prove it.Hey where is the Dragon Warrior?He doesn't work here anymore.He's busy out thereprotecting the valley.The Dragon Warrior. Po!You should have toldme you were coming. Hi Dad.I would have save you some stinky tofu. Dad can I talk to you?Of course son.In honour of my sonfree tofu dessert for everybody...with purchases.It's so good to see you Po.Have you lost weight?I can almost put my wings around you. Well maybe a little.Poor you. You must feel weak.Let me get you some soup.No that's okay Dad.I'm not hungry. Not hungry?Po are you alright?Yes I'm fine. I'm just...Earlier today I was fighting these bandits. Nothing... too... dangerous.And then the strangest thing happened. Ah... I had this crazy vision.I think I saw my Mom...... and me as a baby. Mama? A baby? OhDad? What...what...How do I say this?Where did I come from?Well you see...son.Baby geese come from a little egg.Don't ask me wherethe egg comes from.Dad that's not what I meant.I know it's not.I think it's time I told you somethingI should have told you a long time ago.Okay.You might have been kind of......adopted. I knew it.You knew? Who told you?No one. Come on Dad.But if you knewwhy didn't you say anything?Why didn't you say anything?How did I get here Dad?Where did I come from? Actuallyyou came from this.It was just another dayat the restaurant.Time to make the noodles.I went out to the backwhere my vegetableshad just been delivered.There were cabbages turnips radishes.Only there were no radishes.Just a very hungry baby panda.There was no note.Of course you could have eaten it.I waited for someoneto come looking for you.But no one did.I brought you inside. Fed you.Gave you a bath. And fed you again.And again.And tried to put some pants on you.And then I made a decisionthat would change my life forever.To make my soup without radishes.And to raise you as my own son.Hsiao Po. My little panda.And from that moment onboth my soup and my lifehave been that much sweeter.And my little Po that's the end of the story. Look at me. No don't look at me.That's it?That can't be it!There抯got to be more Dad.There was a time you ateall my bamboo furniture.It was imported too.One Dumpling please.Dragon warrior's size.Po your story may nothave such a happy beginningbut look how it turned out.You got meyou got Kung Fuand you got noodles!I know but I have so many questions. Like how did I ever fitinto this tiny basket?Why didn't I like pants?And who am I? Watch your fall. Good. Shen?Good afternoon gentlemen.Now we got the pleasantriesout of the way please leave my house. Your house?Didn't you see the Peacockon the front door?There you are Soothsayer.It seems that your fortune telling skills are not as good as you thought.We shall see Shen.Oh you shall see old goat.Where were we?What do you want Shen?What is rightfully mine.Gongmen City.Gongmen is under the stewardshipof the Master's Counciland we will protect it even from you.I'm so glad you feel that way. Otherwise I would have draggedthat thing here for nothing.What is in the box Shen?Want to see it? It's a gift.It's your parting gift.In that it will part you.Part of you here part of you there and part of youwhere you were there...... staining the wall!You insolent fool!Show off. That is a warning.You are no match for our Kung Fu.I agree. But this is.Are you familiar with theMaster of Gongmen City?Master Thundering Rhino? - Yes.Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?- Yes.And slayer of the ten thousandserpents in the Valley of Woo?He's dead.That... that's impossible.Rhino's Horn Defense isn'tpervious to any technique.It was not any technique.Lord Shen has created a weapon.One that breathes fire and spits metal.Unless he is stoppedthis could be the end of Kung Fu.But I just caught Kung Fu.And now you must 'save' it.Go! Destroy this weapon!And bring Lord Shen to justice!Okay here we go! Wow...wow...wow!Wait a second. How can I do this?How can Kung Fu stop somethingthat stops Kung Fu?Remember Dragon Warrioranything is possiblewhen you have inner peace.Inner peace... inner peace... inner peace. Peace on. Oh Po! Po I got you a travel pack.I packed your food for weeks.Cookies buns vegetablesand I even packed all your action figures. See!Oh I don't know what those are.Never seen them before in my life.Dad you got scratches on my Tigress.I also packed your paintingsof our best time together.Just in case you get lonely.That's you and me making noodles.And that's you and me eating noodles.And that's me giving you a piggyback ride.Ain't that cute?On second thought I'll hang on to this one.Hey they're waiting for me.Of course. You have a job to do.Far from home. In a strange cityfill with strange peopleand strange noodles.Facing horrible dangerfrom which you might never return.Don't go Po! I gotta go.I am the Dragon Warrior.It's kind of my job to save Kung Fu.And if I don't. What am I?You're my son. Right?Po it's time. Goodbye.Don't worry Mr. Ping.He'll be back before you can say noodles. Noodles.Come on guys let's go! Yeah! Mama? Mom? Dad? Is that you? Mom? Dad? Oh hi. Hey son you're back....Uh..? Honey what are you doing here?But I thought...We replaced you dearwith this lovely radish.Radish? It's quiet polite and friendlyit does better Kung Fu.No... No... No! Wait!Ouch!...Hoo..! Radish...Radish...Radish!Inner peace... Inner peace.I'm a...training.The mast is not a worthy opponent.I'm ready. Okay. So serious.I think I prefer the mast.Apologies.I used to punch the iron wood treesby the palace.Now I feel nothing.That's severely cool. Again!So this punching iron wood treeshow long did you've to do that?Twenty years. Oh twenty years?Is there any faster wayuntil you don't feel anything? No!BesidesI don't think hard style is your thing.Po why are you really out here?I just found out that my dadisn't really my dad.Your Dad the goose?Must have been quite a shock. Ya.And this bothers you?Are you kidding me?We are warriors right?Nerves of Steel!Soul of Platinum! Like you!So hardcore you don't feel anything.I was...- So what are you talking about? Nothing...nothing.Po's having Daddy issues.I'm so lucky I don't haveany problem with my Dad.Maybe it's Mom ate his headbefore I was born. No no no!Mantis this isn't about you.Po is the one freaking out.I'm not freaking out Po!I'm freaking in. Po!What? We're here. Gongmen City.My father's throne.He used to let me playhere beside him.Promising someday this thronewould be mine. A little to the left.But it's so heavy Master.Thirty years I've waitedfor this moment.Everything must exactlyhow I envisioned it.And I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect. With the weapon by my side...... a more bit more.With the weapon by my sideall of China will bow before me.We move out in three dayswhen the moon is fulland the tide is high.Now you old goat.Why don't you tell me my......fortune? The future.I was going to say 'future'.Look into your bowl andtell me what glory awaits.If you continue on your current pathYou will find yourselfat the bottom of the stairs.I see... Pain. Ouch!And anger. How dare you?!That is the finest silk in the province!Followed by denial.This is not fortune telling.You're just saying what's happening right... ...now? The most important time is now.But if you really want to see the future.Oh what do you see?A Peacock... is defeated by a warriorof black and white.Nothing has changed.That's impossible and you know it.It's not impossible.And he knows it. Who?Lord Shen! I saw a panda.A Panda? A Kung Fu Warrior.He fought like a demon.Big and furry. Soft and squishy.Kind of plush and cuddly.There are no more pandas.Even with his poor eye-sighthe can see the truth.Why is it that you cannot?Find this panda andbring him to me!One panda lives.That does not make you right.You are right.Being right makes me right.Then I'll kill him and make you wrong.Will you stop that?That must be Shen's palaceon the other side of the city. Great!We'll march in and proclaimwe're the Dragon Warriorand the Furious Five.And we're here to bring you to justice.What are you doing?This place is crawling with wolves.Hey isn't that guy whohammered you on the face?I do not like that guy.We need to get to that towerwithout being spotted by those wolves.Got it. Stealth mode.Ah get out of my way!Hmm...and where does this...ouch!Hello... I couldn't help...Okay. Anyway where was I?Where's Po?How come we lose a guy that big?Guys? Hehe Po.- What!? Sorry.So that was stealth mode uh?Let's be honest it's not oneof my stronger modes....any gold nickel or lead...?This rice is raw!You stole all my metal pots.Either you cook my riceor I'll cook you!Po do something.How am I suppose to help hercook rice without getting caught?Wait I have a better idea.We are here to liberate the Cityand bring Shen to justice.You will need help.Thank you brave sheep.But it is too dangerous.I can't let you. - Oh oh not me.It's not safe to speak here. Right.I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc.They are in Gongmen jail atBlack Dragon Alley. What?They are still alive?They must be in thatjail gathering intelligencehatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon.Okay let's go. Thanks sheep.Hey stop that costume!Get them! Sorry.Take that! Keep going! - Faster! Hey stop! Got you! Spread out! Search everywhere!Right over there!Is there a part of "everywhere"?Yes then search there.They must be close.I can feel the kung fuchill riding up my spine.Sorry Po. It's just me.Look Gongmen jail.Oh it's cute. Cute uh? Nice work At the first sight of troubleI'll give you a signal.'Kaka' 'kiki'.You mean like crane does?- Yes!Excuse me when have Iever make that noise? Master Ox! Master! The ferocious Master Croc. And Master Storming Ox.I can't believe we're rescuingactual Legends of Kung Fu.We are going to free you from those bondages and injustice. No problem. There's got to be a key around here.No they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh good you found it!Come on you guys! Yeah!We're coming for you Shen!Guys are we going or not?Do you want to meet us there later?You do want to take back your city right? Of course we do.But if we stand up to Shenhe'll turn the weapon on the city.Listen to yourselves.You're protecting Gongmen cityby not protecting Gongmen city?If we all fight together...then the weapon would kill everyone.Oh would it?Then we use...a sneak attack.We get inside and then...And then you'll be stopped.By the unstoppable weapon. Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I am stopping you from telling me something is unstoppable! Master Ox I'm not lettingyou stay in the cell!I like to see you get me out!You guys see that?It's called being awesome.Come on! Whateverhappened being a hero?The only hero in thistown is a dead one!Like I said you're notgetting me out of the cell!Yes!Alright let's go.I get the top bund.It's time to surrender panda. You... 'Kung Fu' is dead.Kung Fu is...dead? Fine!You stay in your prison affair.With bars made of hopelessness and all you get is threesquare meals of shame!With despair for dessert.We'll take on Shenand prove to all thosewho're hungry for justice!And honour that Kung Fu still lives! Monkey? You! You're mine!I'll tell you what is going to be yours. My fist in your plushcuddly super soft face.Get him! Get me out of here!- Yes Sir. Stop him! Faster.Go Po! Loose him! Yes Sir! Viper! - Hang on! Watch out! It's very uncool! Try this!Guys! Maybe something smaller!Not in my mouth.We better go this way! Pardon me! Okay pardon me. Fire! Fire!We lost them. Crane catch.Guys guys give me a shove!Mantis now.Is that all you got to defeat uslike a big old fluffy cloud?This cloud is about to bring the thunder! Your turn!Why are there so many signs?Come here.I like to squash you!Yes! Taste the defeat!Let me tell you something.Next time you mess with a pandayou better bring a whole army... Guess nobody told you.You mess with a Wolfyou get the fangs.I hit you twice.What are you gonna do now?We surrender.You could chain my body butyou'll never chain my warrior spirit. Hey don't forget the little guy.Did you just call me...Po what are you doing?Trust me I got a plan...No way!Eight point acupuncture cuffs?Just like the ones they held Tai Long. The more you move the tighter they get. These are the best cuffs.Greetings Panda. At last we meet.We meet at last. Yes that's it. Greetings Panda. We meet...You are afraid for a reason.I'm not afraid.He's coming to me in chains.If anyone should be afraid it's...Don't even think about it.I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomachby eating it raw and drinking boiling water. This plan is nothing like that plan. How?Cause this one is going to work.Keep moving.Ahh... my old enemy.Stairs.Thanks for carrying methese last few flights.I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Someone might want to clean that up.Is there some sort ofevil janitor or something?Greetings Panda. We meet...Hey how are you doing? Hey...You've grown up bigger than I thought. Hey enough of the poking around. Strong. Healthy.Look I don't know who you arebut please stand aside Sir.That's a lady. Oh sorry.The beard threw me.It's kind of misleading.False avatar.Enough of this nonsense!Bring the prisoners to me.Sorry ma'am.Get ready guys.Keep your eyes peeled for the weapon! Sparrow kick!We did it!I just kung fu'ed it?Did you guys see that?I was all like...Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?I do not. I 'know' he is!Oh look at him.A lifetime to plot his revengeand he comes to me on his knees. What? A lifetime?I didn't have a lifetime.We only heard of Master Rhinoa few days ago.And we came to avenge him!You came to avenge nothing else?Oh Yes! All the potsand pans that you stole!We want those back!Nothing else?Probably did some evil stuffs along the way.I don't know. What else did you do? You don't know?Know what?What is so funny?So many things that youclearly do not know!Okay enough of these riddles!Would you guys spill the beans?First we come in and the weapon is tiny. Surprised it's big.And then the lady over hereI think is a guy he's...The only reason you're still alive...is that I find your stupiditydly amusing.Thank you.But I find your evilnessextremely annoying!Who do you think you are panda?Who do you think I am peacock?Why are we laughing?Take aim. Fire!Well light that... thing! I did!Fear the bug! Get the weapon! Tigress! You... you were there. Yes... yesI was.You just let Shen get away.At least we destroyed the weapon.Fire! Now he's got way more!My wing! Help! Po! - Coming!Watch out! Help me up!No! Get him down!Use the ropes! Run run little panda!I'll help come on.We need you to focus.I got it! I got it! Bring it down!We're trapped! This way.Get back! The only way out is up! Follow me. Come on!Where are they going?To the top. Come on! - Keep going! Here we go! You idiot!Ouch! My nose.Call in the wolves! All of them!I want them ready to move!The 'Year of the Peacock' begins now! Right now?Cause it's the middle of the year.So you only get like a halfof the year of the peacock.And this is the yearof course of the peacock.Happy New Year Sir.Get the wolves ready.We load in the ships now.Move! Move! Move! Move!This way. Come.What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happen to stopping Shen?Guys come on.Give me a little credit.I meant for him to get away. Cause...... it was a trick a plot.I was thinking of figuringout his plot more.That makes no sense.Wait a minute... it sure does.Po the truth!You had Shen. What happened?What are you talking about?I don't know what you're talking about. Ya okay. He caught me off guard.The truth. Fine.They will keep you far from danger. Real far. What?You're staying here. Wait!I have to go back!You're staying here!I'm going and you can't stop me! Okay. I wasn't ready that time.Guys don't!Ready. Look! Stay down.I have to get to him.Then tell me why!He was there okay?The Peacock was therethe last time I saw my parents.He knows what happened.Where I came from.Who I am. Look I'm going.I have to know.The hardcore can't understand.Tigress! No!The hardcore do understand.But I can't watchmy friend be killed.We're going!Hey maybe you can'twatch me being killed.Stop being a wimp.And she's back.Don't worry kid.You're better off here.You're wrong Soothsayer.We sail to victory tonight.Your magic panda is clearly a fool.Are you certain the panda who is the fool? You just destroyed yourancestors' home Shen.A trivial sacrifice.When all of China is my reward.When will you be finally satisfied?Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?It's a start.I might as well convert thebasement into a dungeon.The cup you chooseto fill has no bottom.It is time to stop this madness.Why on earth would I do that?So that your parentscan rest in peace.My parents hated me.Do you understand?They wronged me.And... I will make it right.They loved you.They loved you so much that havingto send you away killed them.The dead exist in the past.And I must turn to the future.Set the soothsayer free.She's no use to me.Goodbye Shen.I wish you happiness.Happiness must be taken!And I will take mine.Hurry it up!If all of those weaponsleave the buildingChina will fall.We bring down the building.Hey guys.How about this?This will work. Alright let's go.I can't feel my face.Dumb hell crow... year of the Peacock.Hey.Keep it cool keep it cool.Where are you going?On your feet!And wipe those stupidgrins off your faces.Move you dogs! Faster! Faster!Load them all!Greetings Panda.Tell me what happened that night?What night?That night!Oh that night.Yes I was there.As I watched your parents abandoned you. It was a terrible thing.I believe it went something like this!Happy New Year's gift!Hope you like it.Cause you can't return it.What is he doing here?Return it! Return it!Are you willing to dieto find out the truth?You bet I am!Although I prefer not to.We got them! Go!Looking for me?I said that too soon didn't I?Po get away from him.No more running Shen!So it seems.Now answers.Oh you want to know so badly.You think knowing will heal you uh?Fill some craters in your soul.Well here's your answer.Your parents didn't love you.But here... let me... heal you.Ya like you canmake me drink that.If I wanted you deadI would have left you in that river.Why did you save me?So you can fulfill your destiny.What are you talking about?Where am I? What is this place?I'm surprised you remembered so little.But you were so littlewhen it happened.Perhaps you do remember.Remember what? It's just a stupid nightmare. Nightmare? Or memory?This was a thriving village.Yang Shen was in lineto rule Gongmen City.But he wanted more.I foretold that someonewould stand in his way. A panda.But I never could haveforetold what came next.Get them all. Take our son andrun away! Go! Stop fighting. Let it flow. Your story may not havesuch a happy beginning.But that does not make you who you are. It is the rest of your story.Who you choose to be.So who are you panda? I am Po.And I am gonna need a hat.Such sad-sad faces.But now is a time only for joy.You are going to be a partof something beautiful.Once you reach the harbourin front of all the world.You and your preciousKung Fu will died.Then China will knowto bow before me. Set sail! Honestly guys I neverthought I'll die like this.I always thought I'll meeta nice girl and settle downand she'll eat my head.So sad. We cannot give up hope.Po would want us to remain strong. Hardcored! Right Tigress?Lord Shen what about the bridge? Nothing stands in my way.Fire! You coward!\How many times do I have to killthe same stinking panda?\A panda stands betweenyou and your destiny!What? Prepare yourself fora hot serving of justice.And bring the terror to an end. What? And now... free the Five!Fist of Destruction! Okay.Take aim! Ready?This way now... ... that way...You can't follow me. Just get him! Come on. No no don't shoot!Don't shoot! Don't shoot!Shoot! Shoot! Don't shoot!Don't shoot! Cross fire! Attack!Catch your freedom. Monkey! Impressive Dragon Warrior.What's your plan?Step one free the Five.What's step two?Honestly I didn't thinkI'll make it this far.Stop Shen before he gets to the harbour.Viper puppet of death! Tigress!Master Ox! Jump! And Croc!Vengeance is served. Why did you...?Your friend there is very persuasive.Master Shifu! Quickly!Use their boats to block the way. Crane! Wings of Justice! Kaka! What?I..love..you..guys!Why aren't we firing?They're taking all gunmen Sir!And getting close!Fire then! Go fire that gun! But Sir!That's our own...(people).I said fire at them! Fire!Tigress?As you wishlet's finish this.Fire!Inner Peace. Inner Peace. Inner Peace.Again! Kill him!Somebody kill him!What? Keep firing! Keep firing!Skadoosh. How did you...How did you do it?You just keep your elbows upand keep the shoulders loose.Not that. How did you find peace?I took away your parents.Everything. I scarred you for life.See that's the thing Shen.Scars heal.No they don't. Wounds heal.Oh yes. What do scars do?They fade I guess?I don't care what scars do.You should Shen.You got to let go of that stuff fromthe past cause it just doesn't matter.The only thing that matters。
