三分钟幽默搞笑英语演讲稿范文
在中国英语作为一门外语拥有最多的外语学习者，英语演讲已成为我们生活中必不可少的一部分,并且能有效地帮助我们发展语言应用及交际能力。下面是小编为你整理的几篇三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文，希望能帮到你哟。
三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇一
once upon a time, a weenie ant was walking on his way. as he
was walking, suddenly he felt the ground shaking terribly. he looked
around with his paranoid eyes and saw an elephant walking right
behind him. quickly, the little ant covered himself with dirt, but one
leg was unfortunately left out. a sparrow saw everything, so she
flew down with the purpose of teasing the ant: “hey, chicken!
watch out your leg, its out!” the ant felt embarrassed at first but
then calmly responded: “ shi…i am going to trip that elephant.”
right now, im standing on this glamorous stage. but everything
here reminds me of is a not so fun memory. around this time last
year i was in nanjing competing in another speech contest. that was
the first time for me to be in such a large event. of course the pressure i was under was immense too. after a sleepless and
stressful night, i went onto that stage without the feeling in my legs.
that speech turned out to be horrible. i dont remember how i get
down from there, but i do remember afterwards i just wanted to
find a hole to hide in just like the ant in the story. back at my school,
it took a long time for me to recover. thanks to all the help i got
from my special friends. my confidence was restored. after rounds
of giving speeches and answering tough questions, i am here today.
from all that ive been through ive learned that a good future is
based on a forgotten past, if i want my life to go on well i have to let
go of my past failure. so today, with out fear, i am tripping my
elephant again.
三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇二
good morning,dear teacher and my friends.
its a very intresting topic today.
i think my dad was a hero for me when i was a young child.
wed go fishing, walks, and other fun things for a kid.
every child has a good and great father, and so do i. my dad
played a very important role in my daily life`````exactly speaking, in
my past 16 years. my father always stands in the center of my life，
from past till
now and possibly in the future.
my family was rather poor when i was in my childhood. we
didnt have our own house and had to live in a shabby，
small room
rented from my fathers factory. the room was so small that there
was little space for people to walk. i didnt have my own bed and
had to sleep with my parents. this is terrible both for my parents
and me.
but father made this all different!he works very hard on his
own business, now we have our own 2 housese,surly,i have my own
room.and he take our family so much happiness, richer and richer.
when i was little, i did everything with my dad. you could
always find me sitting on his knee or walking and doing everything
with him. every night he would read me a bed time story and make
the voices of each character.
i learnt a lot from my daddy. i learnt to never take things to
seriously and to always smile.
like many other fathers, my dad and i also has generation gap.
he is not good at or even cant work the computer. so when i sitting
at the computer desk,he will say something like you should pay more attention to your study, dont waste time on the computer
games , it will be bad for your eyes and so on. how can i- a
computer fan – reduce time on computer? so i continue studying
and playing on it
years pasted, my father is over 45 now. it is time for me to look
after him and i am sure i will do and we will live an even better life.
and i will say,i really love you dad,cause you are the hero in my
mind.
thank you so much!
三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇三
the footsteps of the XX world expo is getting closer and closer
to us, civilized and harmonious call is still ringing in my ears.
shanghai, china obtained the right to host the world expo XX, expo
XX shanghai china will be a world event, the development of
shanghais new round of golden opportunity, as it is an important
embodiment of our national spirit.
world expo is a great influence and a long history of
international activities, is the largest gathering of human beings.
people from around the world gathered in one place display their
products and skills, boast of their hometown and motherland. expo
