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白(急)：pick up things that are necessary, and we should run away as possible as we can!
掌柜：why? Are you ok? Zhan tang?
白：ji escape from the prison!
大嘴：ai, it is not as bad as you thought, if he dares to come, I will put him into the prison again without your help.
白：then I just need to wait for your body, nobody knows how strong he is. If there is not an exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here today!
掌柜（慌张）：then what we should do now?
白：we can do nothing except run away as soon as possible.
掌柜（转向小贝）：xiaobei, there is no point in study, now you inform xiucai and xiaoguo. Hurry!
秀才进。小贝：ok, xiucai is coming, now I will inform xiaoguo.
秀才：em, I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power.
掌柜（丢掉秀才手里的书）：do not you see we are busy? Translate it to xiaoguo.
秀才：no, she will hit me.
白(作打人状)：if you do not go, I will hit you.
秀才：it is better to say something than do for a gentleman.
掌柜厌恶地把秀才往门外推。
秀才：ai, is it every difficulty to accept the truth?
掌柜（摆弄手上的首饰）：ok, say it.
秀才：it will begin with the relationship between universe and human being.
白：excellent! Beautiful! W ell, take the pillow?
秀才：then, why you are laughing at me?
掌柜：it is our ignorance. Where is my mirror?
秀才(疑惑)：you?
掌柜：we are stupid! Ok? Go quickly, well, where is dazui?
白：he goes to rent a trio.
掌柜：then, we are ready, isn’t it?
楼下传来打斗声，碟碗破碎声，掌柜和白出。
小贝：then when will we go?
姬拉过小贝，小贝大叫。
白：stop! She is your own daughter! (掌柜在白的耳边说了一句悄悄话，白惊恐地说)，what?
掌柜：I have no choice!
白：although, you should not tell lies.
姬：then whose daughter she is on earth?
掌柜（指向姬）：yours!……His.
姬：what? His daughter? Y ou are a big beast!
秀才：stop! Once a sage said force will not resolve any problems. 众人：who?
秀才：DR.LV
姬(生气):well, I will kill you the way you like.
郭(出)：the row mountain pour sea. Alas!
姬：next time recruit, there is no need to speak out, taking a life!
秀才：wait! Of course you can kill me, but before you kill me, please tell me who would have killed me.
姬：silly question! It is me, of course.
秀才：who is that “me”?
姬：how do I know who you are?
秀才（奸笑）:well, there is the question.
姬：what do you mean on earth?
秀才：it will begin with the relationship between human being and universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you from the day you were born till the day you die.
姬：what the problem?
秀才：who am I ?
姬：I have already known it.
秀才：really? Y ou don’t know. Who are you? Are you jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a single. Y ou can be called jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the single off, who are you?
姬：I ,I don’t know, and I don’t have to know.
秀才：alright. Then answer me another question, who am I?
姬：this question has been asked just now.
秀才：no, what I asked you just now is me, now is myself.
姬：any differences?
秀才：for instance, when I take the single of “I” to make a dialogue, your single is “I” too. Doesn’t it mean that you are me and I am you? 姬：this, this question is not worthy to answer.
秀才：ok, let’s talk about something worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?
姬(生气)：ok, it’s enough!
秀才：is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge of the universe? Does time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where does the further stop? The question I am asking you is the question you just heard?
姬：I will kill you!
秀才(大声)：who killed me and who is killed by me?
姬(沉默许久)：I kill myself?
秀才：yes, congratulations, you are right, then do it!
旁白：jiwuming hit himself on his head, then fall to the floor. 秀才：he would get up again ,would he?
白（摸其呼吸）：never!
郭：how to say this……?
秀才(得意)：easy, knowledge is power!
全剧终。谢幕。
2019年英语话剧剧本范文 篇一：白雪公主的英文话剧表演剧本 人物：白雪公主、老王后、新王后、猎人、七个小矮人、王子、小动物（5个）。道具：小动物头饰、皇冠、枪、矮人帽、七张板凳、七个杯子、魔镜、洋娃娃、一张桌子、苹果（一半红一半绿）、头巾、篮子。 演员表：老师根据本班孩子性格特点自定。 剧情： （幕启） 老王后：（怀抱洋娃娃，哄小孩，戴围巾don’tcry音乐） 旁白：It’ sacoldwinterday.Ababy,hernameisSnowWhite,wasborn.Sheisveryb eautiful. 仆人：（上场，围住老王后，手摸娃娃脸）旁白：Thequeenlovesher.Everybodylovesher.（播放音乐LazyMary，人们、
老王后下场）（点击下载背景音乐LazyMary）（音乐起，动物和公主跳上场，老王后上场睡床上） 旁白：Theanimalsloveher,too.（音乐渐弱） 仆人：（一个人上场）SnowWhite!SnowWhite!Yourmotherisill.（焦急）白雪公主：Mum!Mum!（边跑边下，动物跟下）（公主上台围在床前，小动物上） 白雪公主：Oh!Mum.No!No!What’swrongwithyou? 老王后：（摸公主的脸）Mydear.Iloveyoufor…ever…（手垂下，脸歪，死去）（音乐悲伤，抬老王后下，公主坐地上哭） （音乐欢快斗牛，新王后上，围公主走一圈，瞟一眼）旁白：Anewqueenes.Sheisbeautifulbutbad.（公主无奈，小动物气愤）魔镜：（音乐邪恶37，上场）旁白：Thisisamagicmirror. 新王后：Mirror,mirror.Whoisfairestofall? 魔镜：Notyou.SnowWhite.
新方言版武林外传 第一幕：湘玉及众人迫小贝读书 第二幕：小贝怒斥众人后离开 第三幕：小贝梦游现代，最后回到现实 演员：展堂 秀才 大嘴 小贝 芙蓉 湘玉 第一幕湘玉及众人迫小贝读书 (展堂、秀才及芙蓉教小贝学习吹箫、下棋、书法，争抢中小贝不愿再学，湘玉及大嘴上) 湘玉：哎呀！她是个娃又不是个瓜淡，揪来揪去的做什么呀？ 大嘴：你在给骺坏了 （展堂三人继续争抢） 小贝：啊！我不学啦！我什么都不学了，你们出去出去！ 展堂三人：好！就等着句话了！ 湘玉：都不许走！ （展堂三人回，继续争抢） 湘玉：哎呀！不学也行，给我留下个理由。 小贝：我学不会。 湘玉：学不会可以慢慢学，不要着急。 小贝：那我也不想学。 湘玉：不想学也得学！我的娃呀起来！起来！（大嘴附“娃呀！”）在漫长的人生起跑线上，你已经落后了。大嘴：你都落后了。 湘玉：再不抓紧你这辈子就要完了。 大嘴：你这辈子就完了。 展堂三人：什么人啊？ 大嘴：那你也不能让他一下子学这么些啊，你说这谁学得会呀？ 湘玉：就你那个脑子学不会是正常滴！ 芙蓉：我也学不会呀！ 秀才：就这么个学法儿，勉强学会了也是没用的！ 大嘴：是，这就跟狗熊掰棒子一样，掰一个，扔一个，掰一个，扔一个，到最后啥都没落下。 展堂：听听基层的呼声吧！独断专行是没有好处的！ 令四人附：没有好处的！ 湘玉：那好，待我征求一下当事人的意见。小贝，你跟嫂子说实话，一样一样学你愿意吗？ 小贝：那得看学什么了？ 佟湘玉：那你想学什么呢？ 小贝：串糖葫芦 佟湘玉：除此之外呢？ 小贝：做糖葫芦？ 佟湘玉：还有点儿别滴吗？ 小贝：种红果，熬糖浆。 湘玉：我想赏你俩耳光。 展堂：也挺好的，手艺活儿（三人护小贝） 湘玉：我说的是高雅艺术！
** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone ** They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again. Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay." Him : "I don’t have time that day." Her :"Humph!" Him : "Huh?" Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need." Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! " Him : "No." Her : "Just this once?" Him : "No." Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..." First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets. Second day. She conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state. She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whateve r he says. Until he agrees. Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side. Him : "We need to talk." Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it." Him : "It’s something ve ry important." She remains silent. Him :"Let’s get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him : "I got to know a girl." She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket,
武林外传经典对话大全(此乃居家旅行必备良药) 1.人在江湖飘，谁能不挨刀？白驼山壮骨粉，内用外服均有奇效。挨了刀涂一包，还想再挨第二刀，闪了腰吃一包，活到二百不显老。白驼山壮骨粉，青春的粉，友谊的粉，华山论剑指定营养品，本镇各大药铺医馆均有销售，购买时，请认准黑蛤蟆防伪标志，呱，呱…… 2.各回各家，各找各妈！ 3.到了山顶才了现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步 4.夹着尾巴做人，才叫侠 5.不蒸馒头争口气 6.老白：你的刀呢？刑捕头：手中无刀，心中有刀。老白：错了，最高境界是手中无刀，心中也无刀。（然后两人拉开架势——石头剪子布！）刑捕头输，抗议：你不是说手中无刀，心中也无刀吗？老白：对呀，我这是剪子，不是刀！ 7.美丽不打折——姐姐叫美丽，妹妹叫打折 8.啊，我那炽热的肱二头肌啊~~~！ 9.老板娘对李大嘴绝食疑惑ING:平时不饿你都吃,现在两天不吃都不饿? 10.秀才：小郭，最近怎么样？有什么困难就说，没有困难制造困难也要说~！~！ 11.小郭：我不会唱歌阿。老白：没事，崔大哥不在，可以假唱~~~ 12.佟湘玉：如果一个人让你感激你会愿意把命交给他，如果一个人让你感动你会愿意把自己给他。 13.张寡妇决定请大家去她家吃豆腐 14.你一会儿看云一会儿看我,你看云的时候离云很远你看我的时候离我很近 15.老虎不发威，你当我是HOLLOKITTY 16.照顾好我7舅姥爷 17.您大人不记小人过，宰相肚里能撑船，月落呜啼霜满天，夫妻双双把家还 18.额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you
19.你们说我是那么爱钱的人么？你就是！我羞，知道羞就好，羞并快乐着。 21.抓贼，有时候就是这么简单 22.我看好你哟~ 23.迷信迷信，就是先迷后信，把你忽悠迷糊了，你也就不得不信了 24.里面的人听着，交出臭豆腐蛋，释放人质 25.你去没去过天下第<二>泉。我听人说起过<二>次。在第<二>泉旁边有个<二>清观。在那个道观里，有<二>个道士。他们喜欢在第<二>泉旁边拉<二>胡，曲子就叫<二> 泉映月 26.我吃的盐比你吃的饭都多，那是你口重，我过的桥比你走的路都多那是我不乐意动。 27.小贝：我是掌门！掌柜的：掌窗也不行！小贝：。。。你才长疮呢 28.假如生命只是偶然的邂逅，那么死亡就是必然的杀手 29.花为是什么香的,是因为我,草为什么是绿的,也是因为我.屁为什么是臭的，那是因为老白~~~~ 30.上联：反对家庭暴力下联：呼唤社会爱心横批：不要和陌生人说话 31.走自己的路，让他们打的去吧。。。 32.额的秀才啊！额那聪明能干物美价廉的秀才啊~~~~~！ 33.饿错了,饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿就不会沦落到这个伤心的地方.............. 34.过了猴年是鸡年，下联：过了鸡年是狗年，横批：混过一年是一年 35.无双：一般一般港姐第三诶~你的打扮真喜欢芙蓉：很丑很丑亚姐第九全凭一张灵巧的手 芙蓉：你的美由内而外活血养颜冰清玉洁惹人怜无双：你的美由骨到皮感天动地此情可待 成追忆芙蓉：还你美无双：还你美你全家都美芙蓉：你气质好啊无双：你身材好啊芙蓉：你皮肤好啊无双：你发质好啊芙蓉：你什么都好唯一的缺点就是太引人注目了容易引起交 通事故无双：你的缺点就是太完美完美的叫人后悔芙蓉：后悔什么的无双：投错胎啊没贪上那么好的DNA 36.掌柜的偷藏小贝的信被小郭看见小郭：这万一是很紧急的信件呢掌柜的：有急事能往信 上插根鸡毛么？明摆着是鸡毛蒜皮的小事 37.掌柜：你有什么目标？小郭：当一代女侠！掌柜：这个目标太远了，说个近点的。小郭：
Pulling the carrots 角色： Bird （小林），Monkey(小明)，Tiger（贝贝），Snake（宝宝）， Frog（小浩），Rabbit A（丽丽），Rabbit B（花花）， RabbitC（小燕）Big carrot(小米) （背景：森林里） 旁白（Molly）:One day, Three rabbits are playing in the forest,They are happy. (三只小兔子出场，一起拎着自己的小篮子，欢快的采着小花，哼着自己喜欢的儿歌。) Rabbit A: Look,A red flower.I like red. (跑向红花，采了放在篮子里，开心的继续找寻。) Rabbit B:wow,A pink flower,I like pink. (跑向粉花，采了放在篮子里，开心的继续找寻。) Rabbit C:wow,A blue flower,I like blue. (跑向粉花，采了放在篮子里，开心的继续找寻。) （随意的采一些花后，坐在一起，分享自己的花，一起开心的说着） RabbitA:What colour do you like? RabbitB:I like … RabbitB:What colour do you like? RabbitC:I like … (RabbitC:What colour do you like? RabbitA:I like … 一起欢快的起来边跳“编花篮”边唱歌) （儿歌“What colour do you like?”） 旁白（Molly）:At that time,They are hungry.They want to find some food. (三只小兔子唱完歌曲，摸摸自己的肚子。) RabbitA:Oh,I`m hungry. RabbitB:Me too. RabbitA:Let`s find some food,OK? RabbitC:OK. RabbitB:Look,carrots! RabbitA：Let`s pull it out. RabbitB&C:OK,let`s pull it out. Carrot:(瞪他们一眼，狠狠的说了声“哼”然后扭过身，稳稳的坐在地上，下决心决不被他们拔走。) RabbitA & RabbitB:one,two,three,pull！ Carrot:(使劲的往后退，不让他们拔走)No,I don`t like you! RabbitA & RabbitB& RabbitC:(互相看了一眼，互相鼓励，点点头继续)one,two,three,pull！Carrot:(使劲的往后退，然后松开，故意把兔子们闪倒)Hahaha,I don`t like you! (Carrot 站起来抖抖自己的胳膊，腿，神奇的走一圈) Carrot:I am strong!I am strong!hahhaha. （跟着音乐唱和跳“Head,shoulders,knees and toes”的儿歌） (唱完后狠狠的瞪了小兔子们一眼，继续蹲在地上，稳稳的坐着，挑衅又可爱的看着
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 打更的太监 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战乡村陌路 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！ Y与X相遇． X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you? X: I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y: By the way,who is her? W: Hi,i am 西门吹雪wife. Y: What your name? W: My name is 李莫愁！ Y: You mean you are the killer who murder people in cold blood! W:Ha! Ha! Do you think I make false? Well,let you see what is the really killer!!(准备拔剑） Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go! X&W: No, I must kill you! W: Do you remember you killed my 小强2years ago ? Now, i will revenge to you!! Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! Mr 西门吹雪！ X: No way! You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
武林外传——玩家DIY任务第六集 D I Y任务 第?个任务:全民?考 接受任务N P C：京城梨花教主 完成任务N P C：晨曦草原武诸葛 任务奖励：任务成功获??称号<名牌?学?> 任务失败获黄?称号 任务流程： 1.到七侠镇找唐伯虎，对话后唐伯虎让你去晨曦草原找武诸葛参加考试。 2.找到武诸葛开始考试,答4道题: ①、欧洲最?的半岛在那??(北欧) ②、我国是什么时候采?公历的?(?亥?命后) ③、让胖头陀变瘦的药是什么?(豹胎易筋丸) ④、西安事变促成了国共第?次合作?(第三次)(正确答案为第?次,完美搞错了,下回可能更新正确) 3.回答完毕,得称号。技巧:接到后直接放弃，得称号，再重接做完,得<名牌?学?>。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 第?个任务:寻仙剑 接受任务N P C：京城梨花教主 完成任务N P C：京城上代剑圣 任务奖励：??称号 任务流程：在京城找到上代剑圣，他让你去收集1把承影剑，1把太阿剑，1把七星剑，1把横磨剑，收集后交给他，得称号。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 第三个任务：材料偶当家 接受任务N P C：京城梨花教主
完成任务N P C：七侠佟掌柜 任务奖励：??称号<材料偶当家> 任务流程： 1.去找七侠镇找燕?六对话，他向你要变异枯枝、柔软的绒?、结实的根须、变异之叶、?袋?、?晶?各30个。 2.将材料交给佟掌柜，得称号。 第四个任务：永恒的爱情 接受任务N P C：京城梨花教主 完成任务N P C：杏?林成灵素 任务奖励：??称号<真爱永恒> 任务流程： 1.去找杏?林药师成灵素听故事，并要求你杀烙印B O S S幽灵王报仇 2.杀完幽灵王，回复成灵素，得称号。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 第五个任务:世界拳王 接受任务N P C：京城梨花教主 完成任务N P C：草原顾长风 任务奖励：任务成功获??称号<世界拳王> 任务失败获黄?称号<拳击菜鸟> 任务流程： 1.找草原将军顾长风对话。 2.依次清完6张地图的任务B O S S 魔教长?杏?林(-283261) ?盗?天虎五霸岗(360280) 噬?天魔?烈旭??铺(218-336) 幽灵王烙印之塔(109113) 修罗勇????铺(347370) 邪风剑客京城(-194-34)那条路上巡逻
Week20 A: rabbit B: wolf C: duck D: butterfly E: mouse F: elephant (第一场) 起床（背景音乐） A：（起床动作）wake up ! B C D E F: I get up at XX o’clock . A: I am very hungry. Let’s have breakfast. (动作：发现自己的胡萝卜) Look! Carrot is orange, it is good for me .(吃的动作) C：I want to eat fish, fish is for my breakfast. Fish lives in the river.(动作:到河边抓鱼) D：The flowers are beautiful. They are red, yellow, pink and purple.(动作:闻花香和喝) E：mouse (小老鼠的动作和声音) F：Haha, I have many fruits. Banana is yellow and sweet, watermelon is red and juicy. B:I want to eat the rabbit!(大家一起说：No !Rabbit is our friend.做指责狼的动作)（狼做吃叶子的动作，然后呕吐。）（大家一起说；I’m full, it’s time to go to school.） 第二场上学 变队形XXX XXX A and B A:I am a rabbit, nice to meet you! B:I am a wolf, nice to meet you too!
公司年会爆笑小品剧本《武林外传之欢 天喜地贺新春》 --更多年会策划请百度欧凯传媒 地点：同福客栈外大厅 人物：佟湘玉白展堂秀才郭芙蓉李大嘴小六惠兰 佟湘玉：（在门口送客，上场。）客官，吃好再来啊！哎，社会主义市场竞争日剧激烈，买卖不好做呀。在想当年我佟湘玉一手创办起来的同福客栈，这七侠镇上也是响当当的一块招牌。那真是：鞭炮齐鸣，锣鼓喧天，红旗招展，人山人海。可自打对面开了个太后大酒楼现如今是雀落庭院，一片苍凉。长此以往，这还了得。不行，我得改良。这人都到哪去啦？展堂！秀才！小郭！大嘴！快出来啊。人尼？~~~~发工钱了。 （秀才小郭大嘴上，“来了，来了。”） 佟湘玉：我的个神哪！救救这帮无知的人吧。好了，别闹了！说了多少遍了，“人人是饭菜质量，处处是客栈形象”一点都不知道注意。李大嘴，展堂呢？ 大嘴：没见着他呀，还以为跟你在一块呢。 佟湘玉：这个死东西，打他电话（众人在后面演彩铃“我赚钱啦赚钱啦，我都不知道怎么去花!”）(佟自语：还彩铃呢。)（“对不起，您拨打的电话正在通话中~~~”）挂了。
在门口尼！他这个死东西真是够默契地，就知道给我省钱。（向门口冲凶狠状）整天在外面鬼混，看我怎么收拾你。（见展堂，撒娇状）讨厌嘛，去哪里了，让人家等的好辛苦嘛！ （众人哆嗦，） 白展堂：上趟茅房都不让消情。 秀才：这寒流是西伯利亚的。 佟芙蓉：小郭，掌嘴。（郭：排山倒海！） 秀才：万恶的旧社会啊！，还是孔子说的对，唯小人（佟，郭看秀）~~~和小人不能范也。 佟湘玉：闲话少说，今天我要宣布一个大事情，今天早打烊。开会，上门板！ 大嘴：掌柜的！饶了我吧，今天我就偷吃了一个鸡腿，下次再也不敢了！别上板子了。 佟湘玉：干什么呀这是，我是说上门板，又不是上搓板。你地事情一会儿再谈。 白展堂：（对大嘴）你最大的毛病就是不打自招，你应该练就到我这样，“打也不招”，小同志，还有很大的成长空间啊！ 佟湘玉：展堂！（哈气，到佟跟前）趁莫小贝还没有放学，今天提前下班，开会！同志们最近也看出来也，自从对面的太后大酒楼开张以后，我们的生意是越来越不好，都被对面那个自称是慈禧的老婆姨抢去了。因此我们不能让对面的太后大酒楼比下去，我们要想法子，通过改变经营理念，调整战略计划，转变陈旧思路。让同福客栈重整旗
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
武林外传——所有BT武器任务 任务名称:熊? 任务条件：6个25-30级没有做过该任务的?组队，在杏?林王夫?处接任务。 任务?标：杀死嗜?熊。 任务奖励：成功获得称号?熊还要N B的?和特殊武器熊?。 失败获得称号输给熊的笨蛋。 该任务只能做?次。 任务名称:探险任务B T是怎么炼成的之?门篇 接任务N P C:杏?林植物学家沈农 交任务N P C:杏?林植物学家沈农 任务要求：①做过菜鸟级B T任务，即有称号<菜鸟级B T>,去五霸岗梦?村北边，杀死那些抢东西的?贼，②得到999个五?灵珠(?)，交给植物学家沈农。③队员等级在25级以上，且没做过该任务。 任务说明:此任务必须组队才能完成，建议四?拉怪集中到?起，最后由会群体技能的术?群杀。此任务是后??等级B T任务必备前提，建议朋友做掉。 任务奖励:四种职业B T武器"擀?杖"选?，30级特殊武器X X X的擀?杖，称号，绑定的。 任务名称:殿堂级B T60级B T武器“圆屎” 必备条件：威望排名本服前400，级别60级以上(?编注：?编看到的是江湖威望达到：25400和有??级B T称号) 必备道具：2000个?蛇之?，2000个鲛?之泪，1000个黄铜须，1000个?松，200个抗沉默? 友情提?：最好准备10个?朵 任务奖励：称号：殿堂级B T武器：60级B T武器”X X的圆屎“(X X为任?3转职业)经验：? A.“资格级B T” ?先去18?铺找“少侠郭亚鹏”(坐标-58，-106)，对话接到“资格级 B T”任务~ 他会依次向你索取以下物品：2000个?蛇之?，2000个鲛?之泪，1000个黄铜须，1000个?松，200个抗沉默? 每次?样，拿若??朵在世界狂喊并收齐后~
幼儿童话剧剧本（英文童话剧） 小熊请客 第一幕： （旁白） ：在美丽的大森林里，住着一群可爱的小动物，它们快乐的 生活着。小熊要在新年这天邀请朋友们做客，一大清早，小熊们就开始忙里忙外了。 （音乐起，房子，树，小熊上场） Tree: I’m Tree. Tree: I’m green. Tree: I’m Tree. Trees: We’re the forest. (树后退至背景处) Bear1: Happy New Year. My name’s Pat. I’m big brother. Bear2: My name’s Frank. This is my car. I can drive a car. Bear3: I’m Bob. I’m a good boy. I’m a good boy. Bear4: I’m Tom. I like riding a bike. Bear5: I’m Joe. I like playing football. Bear6:I’m Ken. I’m a little boy. I can draw. (熊爸爸，熊妈妈上场) Dady：I’m their father. Mumy：I’m their mother. Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady. (Bears唱 My mother,my father.) Mumy：Let’s have a rest, OK? Children Bears: OK! Yes! (下场) Mumy Dady：Today’s new year. We are going to play a host. Let’s get ready. 第二幕：小熊的朋友上场。 1． 音乐起，花上场。 Flower: I’m red flower. Flower: I’m yellow flower.
《武林外传之造梦机》 人物： 1佟湘玉老板XXX（演员，下同） 2白展堂代理人XXX 3郭芙蓉代理人XXX 4吕秀才代理人XXX 5李大嘴代理人XXX 6客串A:客户-XXX；客串B:客户-XXX；客串C:美女-XXX；客串D:小流氓女 -XXX；客串E:被抢者男-XXX 引子（旁白）： 在现如今蓬勃发展的社会，餐饮业越来越不好做，于是，同福客栈的佟掌柜毅然决定转型。经过多方讨论与研究，最终决定，转型进入现下最有发展潜力的知识产权行业，于是，同福客栈加盟到XXX公司（自己公司/所），改做专利代理。。。 一天，办公室里安安静静，大家都在专心工作，正在这时。。。 剧情： （佟、郭、吕在办公室伏案工作） 白：（一手抱着一个快递大包裹，一手举着电话，上场，）喂，李总，诶，对，收到您的快递了，好，我们马上研究，及时跟您联系，好嘞。 （刚挂断电话，手机铃声又响，接起）喂，我是，哦，张工，张工，您好，您是说之前修改的那方案吧？哦，您又加新的技术方案了。。。好的，我马上查看，尽快给您回复，您还有其它要加的内容吗？没有了？确定没有了？好的，再见！ （抬头对众人）一个方案改了七八遍了，还改，我那个心肝脾肺肾呐。。。（拆快递，并嘟囔，自由发挥：先看下这个东东） 吕：诶？老白，你手里拿的嘛玩意呀？（众人围上） 白：啊？哦，客户刚寄来的，说想申请专利 众人：（拿快递单念）造梦机 白：对，话说可以实现梦想。 吕：（拿过造梦机）这挺有意思啊，看看它能不能帮我实现梦想啊 郭：秀才，你什么梦想啊？
吕：（一边说，一边向前走去，陷入冥想状态）子曾经曰过，北方有佳人，绝世而独立。一顾倾人城，再顾倾人国。我的梦想嘛，有个美女（郭开始自美），坐我旁边，看我写案子，这美女嘛，要求也不高，（忽然想起状）对，就跟这份专利写的差不多就行（拿起一份申请文件，老白抢过，吃惊状，摇头晃脑念） 白：一种人形模特，包括头部、躯干和四肢，其特征在于，所述躯干的三围分别为 36D,26,38,（吕一边比划一边说：这曲线），所述头部覆盖有长度至躯干腰身的长发，模特高度在165?175cm之间（吕一边比划一边说：标准）。 （此时，郭越来越生气，佟拼命拦住郭）（造梦机开启声响起） （此时，音乐起，美女扭腰上场，扇子遮面，到秀才面前，拿下扇子，扬起手绢调戏秀才，兰花指） 美女：吕官人 （美女扭头继续走，中程回头） 美女：官人，记得约我哦 （秀才一个激灵后倒，老白扶住，美女下场） 佟：（放开郭，无奈状）去吧，去发泄你心中的不满吧 郭：好你个秀才啊，原来你说的美女不是我。 吕：子曾经曰过，君子动口不动。。。 郭：就动，看我排山倒海。。。 吕：啊。。。 佟：好了，不要闹了嘛，小郭，你的梦想是啥 郭：我嘛，作为一代女侠，自然是行侠仗义，除暴安良啦（造梦机开启声响起）被抢男（定位：娘炮）：（小流氓及被抢男上场，围场跑一圈）救命啊 小流氓：站住，别跑 被抢男：（被抢男摔倒，小流氓做凶狠状）你干嘛追我 小流氓：打。。。打。。。打劫 被抢男：呜呜，不要嘛。。。 小流氓女：给我严肃点，本大侠劫财不劫色，嗯。。。生的蛮俊嘛，算了，今儿劫色不劫财。脱? 郭：住手 小流氓：你是谁，敢扫本大侠雅兴 郭：（不屑状，随性左右踱步）在本女侠面前，你还敢自称大侠，（突然爆发）排山大海。。。 被抢者男：（小流氓女被打，落荒下台，被抢者男做扭捏状，双拳置于下巴下走至郭面前，头欲倒向郭）哇，你好棒哦，你可要保护人家
英语话剧表演剧本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 作者：George 呵呵．我们准备搞一个话剧表演，找了一个剧本，蛮经典的． 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely. Now,mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think. But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony. She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?
英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma：Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in，Come in.
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