小学趣味英语
一.找朋友：
1.（）student A学生 B老师 C 相册
2.（）bear A 鹿 B 猫 C熊
3.（ ) friend A 男孩 B朋友 C 猫
4.（）fan A 风扇 B光盘 C玩具
二.找邻居：
____Cc_____ ____Ee_____ ____Gg_____
____Hh_____ _____Bb____ ____Ff_____ ___Kk____
三.帮字母排排队：
1. c k l o _________
2. a d h n _________
3.a l m s l_________
4.g n s i __________
四、猜谜语，写单词。
1.有一种动物，它能独自享受到树上最新鲜的叶子，他实在太有高度
了！__________
2.蚂蚁在它面前显得好弱小，他的体积足够庞大，它长长的鼻子可以把小树推到！_________
3.在深夜里你能看到它发光的眼睛，它的哀嚎令人毛骨悚
然。_______________
4.我不能走，不能飞，但是我能游泳，水里才是我的世界。_____________
5.我总能自由的在高空翱翔，天空的我运动的场所。_______________
6.我们都长在果树上，你知道多少呢？_____________
7.我们站在一起就是一个多彩的世界，你知道我们吗？_________________
8.老鼠总是那么害怕我，我在鼠界是出了名的！___________
9.我是万兽之王，我时时刻刻都守卫着我的领地。________
10.山中无老虎，我就称霸王了_________
四.帮帮这些中文小朋友找找她们的英文朋友：
1.打扰了________
2.没有关系__________
3.我能帮助你吗？_________________
六.说出下列类型的单词，看谁说得多：
Body:
Fruit:
Food:
七．我知道时间，我的脸是圆的，我有三条腿，猜猜我的英文名：八．二十六个字母当中哪个字母是一只动物？
九．我是一只狗，但我却不能叫，也不能咬，我的英文名是什么？十．二十六个字母当中哪个字母是个问题？
乌鲁木齐市四十中学小学三年级英语知识竞赛试卷时间（45分钟） 姓名：班级： 一 .根据下面的描述，猜猜它是什么，并选出正确的答案。（20） 1. I have a long body . I’m black . I have no arms and no legs . A. elephant B .cat C. snake 2. I have red eyes . I have long ears and white body . A . rabbit B .duck C. dog 3. I have big body, big ears , big legs , long nose . A. duck B. cat C. elephant 4. I have black eyes and ears . I have a black and white body . A . pig B. bird C . panda 5. I’m small. I’m white ,or I’m black ,or I’m yellow . I like fish . A. cat B. bear C. duck
6. I’m fat . I have a big nose , big ears . I like eat . I like sleep . A. mouse B. pig C. squirrel 7. I have a small body , small mouth , long tail . I don’t like cat . A. rabbit B. mouse C. cat 8. I’m small , I can fly . A. elephant B. pig C. bird 9. I’m round , I’m red , I’m healthy . A. apple B. pig C. cake 10. I have ten brothers , some are long , some are short . A. body B. face C. finger 二．根据下面的描述涂颜色。（10） 1. rabbit : Colour the ears blue , colour the face purple , colour the body red , colour the arms yellow , colour the legs pink . 2. cat : Colour the ears pink , colour the face pink , colour the nose blue , colour the hands yellow , colour the body red .
趣味英语小故事精选 英语趣味故事精选 英语趣味故事精选一狐狸和葡萄 One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard. He stopped before a bunch of grapes. They were ripe and juicy。 "I'm just feeling thirsty," he thought. So he backed up a few paces, got a running start, jumped up, but could not reach the grapes。 He walked back. One, two, three, he jumped up again, but still, he missed the grapes。 The fox tried again and again, but never succeeded. At last he decided to give it up。 He walked away with his nose in the air, and said“I am sure they are sour。” 一个炎热的夏日，狐狸走过一个果园，他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。 狐狸想：“我正口渴呢。”于是他后退了几步，向前一冲，跳起来，却无法够到葡萄。 狐狸后退又试。一次，两次，三次，但是都没有得到葡萄。 狐狸试了一次又一次，都没有成功。最后，他决定放弃，他昂起头，边走边说：“葡 萄还没有成熟，我敢肯定它是酸的。” 寓意：在经历了许多尝试而不能获得成功的时候，有些人往往故意轻视成功，以此 来寻求心理安慰。 英语趣味故事精选二爱屋及乌 There was a state called zhou 周 in the chinese history。 中国历史上有一个国家名叫“周”。 One day, the king of zhou asked his officials for advice on deal with prisoners of war。 一天，周王问他的官员，应该怎样处理战俘。 An official said, "i once heard if you love someone, you are intended to love even the crows on the roof of his house; if you hate someone, you are
趣味英语题目 一、猜谜语。 1. 哪个字母可以喝？（打一英语字母） 2. 哪个字母最勤劳？（打一英语字母） 3. 世界的尽头（打一英语字母） 5. 哪个字母问题最多？（打一英语字母） 6. 哪个字母可以停车？（打一英语字母） 7. 哪个字母可以睡觉？（打一英语字母） 8. 十个apples，里面的S走了，问还有几个？ 9.小偷最怕哪三个字母？（写出三个英语字母） 10. Xmas (翻译成英语) 11. 西方国家认为哪个数字是幸运数字？（写一个数字） 12. 西方国家认为哪个数字最不吉利？（写一个数字） 二、写单词。（写出正确的单词） 16 B g i 17 d g o 18 l i n o 19 alppe 20 a b n a a n 21 r d e 22 s m l l a 23 m n o e y k 24 p a e r 25 r b b i t a 26 T g i e r 27 b u l e 28 c t a 29 b a e r 30 y o e l l w 三、选择题。 31 crocodile tears. A. 鳄鱼眼泪 B. 假慈悲 32 Love me, love my dog. A．爱我也爱我的狗 B. 爱屋及乌 33 Seeing is believing. A. 眼见为实 B. 耳闻为实
34 No pain, no gain. A．不劳而获 B.不劳无获 35 Practice makes perfect. A. 熟能生巧 B. 勤能补拙 36 When in Rome, do as the Romans do. A．到了罗马就做罗马人的事 B.入乡随俗 37 Kill two birds with one stone. A．用一块石头杀了两只鸟 B. 一石二鸟 38 A friend in need is a friend indeed. A．患难见真情 B. 需要好朋友 39 All roads lead to Rome. A. 条条大道通罗马 B.所有的路都在罗马 40 A snow year, a rich year. A．下雪的一年是富裕的 B. 瑞雪兆丰年 41 Failure is the mother of success. A．失败乃成功之母 B. 成功乃失败之母42 Where there is a will , there is a way! A．哪里有意愿哪里就有路 B. 有志者事竟成 43 Look before you leap. A．三思而后行 B. 跳跃之前先看看 44 Like father, like son. A. 喜欢爸爸也喜欢儿子 B. 有其父必有其子45As you sow, so shall you reap. A．种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆 B. 得不偿失 46 It rains cats and dogs A. 天上落下猫和狗 B. 下瓢泼大雨 47 You are a clever dog. A. 你是一只聪明的狗 B. 你是聪明人 48 green-eyed A. 绿眼 B.眼红
10个趣味英语小故事 10个趣味英语小故事 1、T HEARTS BEATING Nurse: H d u feel after ur peratin? Patient: Quite alright, nl I an feel t hearts beating inside e Nurse: N nder the dtr h perated n u as ling fr his ath everhere ust n 两颗心脏在跳动 护士：手术后你感觉怎样？ 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。 2、THE FIRST TIE Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin Surgen: I n ust h u feel This is first peratin, t 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。 3、Be uh rse Pliean: h didn't u shut fr help hen u ere rbbed f ur ath? an: If I had pened uth, the'd have fund fur gld teeth That uld be uh
rse 可能更糟 警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？ 男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！ 4、HIS FAULT Bill: ther, Bbb bre a ind ther: H did he d it? Bill: I thre a r at hi and he dued 他的错 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。 、DERN LIFE T ld friends gt tgether after an ears and sn fell t disussing their husbands' faults &qut;e've been arried fifteen ears,&qut; ne an said, &qut;and ever night after dinner husband alas plains abut the fd&qut; &qut;H terrible!&qut; exlaied the ther &qut;Des it bther u?&qut; &qut;h shuld it bther e?&qut; her friend replied &qut;if he an't nl stand his n ing?&qut; 现代生活
二年级学生英语趣味双语故事 The Hippo and I 我与河马 A hippo lives in the zoo. I like him very much. I often go to see him. 河马住在动物园里，我很喜欢他。他经常去看它，他也经常想我。 He often thinks of me, too. Today is Sunday. It is a fine day. I go to see him again.今天是星期日，是个好天气，我又一次去看望它。 After I leave the zoo, he follows me to my house. 在我离开动物园之后，他跟随到我的家。 I give him lettuce, cabbages, bananas, apples and other foods. He eats them up.我给他莴苣、生菜、香蕉、苹果和其他食物。他都吃了。 When I sing songs, he stays in the pool. He is as quite as a rabbit. 当我唱歌是，它待在水池里，像兔子一样安静。 In the evening, he jumps onto my bed with me. 晚上，他跳到床上同我睡觉在一起睡。 My mum tells him to go home. He has to pack his bag and go back to the zoo. My mum lets me see him every week. 妈妈要它回家。它不得不背起包回到动物园。妈妈允许我每周去看它。 二年级英语趣味小故事(二) Story 2 A Good Boy 故事二好孩子
①He Was Only Wrong by Two Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren’t always smart enough to be accepted by the college. One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first." Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn’t know any of the answers. At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?" The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six." The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
小学英语趣味小故事四则 （一）两只狗 A man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog. He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house. When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he always gives the house-dog some meat. The hound feels very angry. He says unhappily to the housedog, “Where I work very hard outside, you share my food.” “Don’t blame me, my friend. You should blame the master. He doesn’t teach me to hurt, but to share other’s food,” the housedog answers. Don’t blame children for the mis takes of their parent 有一个人养了两条狗：一条是猎犬，一条是看家狗。他训练猎狗帮他打猎，教看家狗守家。当猎人打了一天猎回家后，总要分给看家狗一些肉，猎狗对此很生气。它不高兴地对看家狗说道：“我在外边追捕猎物十分辛苦，而你在家什么都不做，但你却分享我的食物。”看家狗回答道：“不要责怪我，我的朋友。你应该去责备主人。他不教我打猎，却只教我分享别人的食物。”不要因为父母的错误而去责备孩子。 （二）狮子国王 THE BEASTS of the field and forest had a Lion as their king. He was neither wrathful, cruel, nor tyrannical, but just and gentle
10个趣味英语小故事 1、TwoHEARTSBEATING Nurse:Howdoyoufeelafteryouroperation? Patient:Quitealright,onlyIcanfeeltwoheartsbeatingin sideme. Nurse:Nowonderthedoctorwhooperatedonyouwaslookingfo rhiswatcheverywherejustnow. 两颗心脏在跳动 护士：手术后你感觉怎样？ 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。 2、THEFIRSTTImE Patient:I'msofrightened,thisismyfirstoperation. Surgeon:Iknowjusthowyoufeel.Thisismyfirstoperation, too. 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。 3、Bemuchworse Policeman:whydidn'tyoushoutforhelpwhenyouwerero
bbedofyourwatch? man:IfIhadopenedmymouth,they'dhavefoundmyfourgo ldteeth.Thatwouldbemuchworse. 可能更糟 警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！ 4、HISFAULT Billy:mother,Bobbybrokeawindow. mother:Howdidhedoit? Billy:Ithrewarockathimandheducked. 他的错 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。 5、moDERNLIFE Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfellto discussingtheirhusbands'faults. "we'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewom ansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalway scomplainsaboutthefood." "Howterrible!"exclaimedtheother."Doe
少儿英语小故事，学英语趣味不断！ 6篇版 第一篇 The Boy Bathing A boy bathing in a river was in danger of being drowned. He called out to a passing traveler for help, but instead of holding out a helping hand, the man stood by unconcernedly, and scolded the boy for his imprudence. "Oh, sir!" cried the youth, "pray help me now and scold me afterwards." 有一天，有个小男孩在河里洗澡，遇到了危险，眼看要被淹死时，看见有人路过，连忙大声呼救。然而，那人却责备小男孩太鲁莽和太冒险。小孩回答：“请你还是先把我救起来，再责备吧。” Counsel without help is useless. 这个故事带出的启示就是：该说的时候说，该做的时候做。 第二篇 The Lion and the Mouse A lion was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up angrily，he caught him and was about to kill him，when the Mouse piteously entreated，saying：“If you would only spare my life，I would be sure to repay your kindness.” The Lion laugh ed and let him go. It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters，who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse，recognizing his roar，came and gnawed the rope with his teeth and set him free，exclaiming： 狮子睡着了，有只老鼠跳到了他身上。狮子猛然站起来，把他抓住，准备吃掉。老鼠请求饶命，并说如果保住性命，必将报恩，狮子轻蔑地笑了笑，便把他放走了。不久，狮子真的被老鼠救了性命。原来狮子被一个猎人抓获，并用绳索把他捆在一棵树上。老鼠听到了他的哀嚎，走过去咬断绳索，放走了狮子，并说： “You ridiculed the idea of my ever being able to help you，expecting to receive from me any repayment of your favor; now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to con benefits on a Lion.” “你当时嘲笑我，不相信能得到我的报答，现在可清楚了，老鼠也能报恩。” 这故事说明，时运交替变更，强者也会有需要弱者的时候。
三、四年级趣味题 1. 哪个字母可以喝？（打一英语字母） 2. 哪个字母最勤劳？（打一英语字母） 3. 世界的尽头（打一英语字母） 4. 哪个字母可以看得见？（打一英语字母） 5. 哪个字母问题最多？（打一英语字母） 6. 哪个字母可以停车？（打一英语字母） 7. 哪个字母可以睡觉？（打一英语字母） 8. 十个apples，里面的S走了，问还有几个？ 9.小偷最怕哪三个字母？（写出三个英语字母） 10.Who is the most popular oldman in the world？（写出英文名） 11. Xmas (翻译成英语) 12. 西方国家认为哪个数字是幸运数字？（写一个数字） 13. 西方国家认为哪个数字最不吉利？（写一个数字） 14. What dog never barks? A big dog B hot dog 15. He is the out fish of water. A离开水的鱼B不和群 16 B g i （写出正确的单词） 17 d g o （写出正确的单词） 18 l i n o （写出正确的单词） 19 alppe （写出正确的单词） 20 a b n a a n （写出正确的单词） 21 r d e （写出正确的单词） 22 s m l l a （写出正确的单词） 23 m n o e y k （写出正确的单词） 24 p a e r （写出正确的单词）
25 r b b i t a （写出正确的单词） 26 T g i e r （写出正确的单词） 27 b u l e （写出正确的单词） 28 c t a (写出正确的单词） 29 b a e r （写出正确的单词） 30 y o e l l w （写出正确的单词） 31 crocodile tears. A. 鳄鱼眼泪 B. 假慈悲 32 Love me, love my dog. A．爱我也爱我的狗 B. 爱屋及乌 33 Seeing is believing. A. 眼见为实 B. 耳闻为实 34 No pain, no gain. A．不劳而获 B.不劳无获 35 Practice makes perfect. A. 熟能生巧 B. 勤能补拙 36 When in Rome, do as the Romans do. A．到了罗马就做罗马人的事 B.入乡随俗 37 Kill two birds with one stone. A．用一块石头杀了两只鸟 B. 一石二鸟38 A friend in need is a friend indeed. A．患难见真情 B. 需要好朋友 39 All roads lead to Rome. A. 条条大道通罗马 B.所有的路都在罗马 40 A snow year, a rich year. A．下雪的一年是富裕的 B. 瑞雪兆丰年 41 Failure is the mother of success. A．失败乃成功之母 B. 成功乃失败之母 42 Where there is a will , there is a way! A．哪里有意愿哪里就有路 B. 有志者事竟成
At the Waxworks Exhibition 在蜡像馆 One rainy Saturday afternoon, Nancy and Smith were wondering what to do, when suddenly Smith had an idea. “I know,”he said enthusiastically,“I'll take you to a place my father used to take me to when I was a boy. No, d on't ask questions; just get your umbrella and get into th e car.” Half an hour later they stopped outside a large building and Nancy laughed. “Oh, it's the waxworks exhibition. Do you know, I've never been here before?” And Smith said,“Oh, we used to come here often when I was little. There used to be a lot of famous people inside, all made of wax, but I suppose they've changed most of them now.” While Smith was buying the tickets at the pay-desk, Nancy looked round. “Did your mother use to come too?”she asked. “Not very often.”Smith told her.“She used to stay at home and look after babies. Come on, up these stairs.” At the top of the stairs stood an attendant, holding some catalogues. Nancy went up to her, openingher handbag, while Smith watched her. “How much are the catalogues, please?”Nancy asked; but the girl didn't answer. And she didn't realize that she had been talking to a waxwork until she heard Smith laughing behind her.
小学生趣味英语故事阅读 店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。 顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。 」顾客又问：「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。 」顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「我不知道。 我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：『老板!』」 当他去电影院的时候。 那时他第一次去。 他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有，我里面没朋友，但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"小学生趣味英语故事阅读篇三Making His MarkA man from
the state of Chu was taking a boat across a river when he dropped his sword into the water carelessly. Immediately he made a mark on the side of the boat where the sword dropped, hoping to find it later. When the boat stopped moving, he went into the water to search for his sword at the place where he had marked the boat. As we know, the boat had moved but the sword had not. Isn’t this a very foolish way to look for a sword?“刻舟求剑楚国有个人坐船渡江时，他不小心把自己的一把宝剑掉落江中。 他马上掏出一把小刀，在宝剑落水的船舷上刻上一个记号。 船靠岸后，那楚人立即从船上刻记号的地方跳下水去捞取掉落的宝剑。 他怎么找得到宝剑呢?船继续行驶，而宝剑却不会再移动。 像他这样去找剑，真是太愚蠢可笑了。 每天他到稻田时，都发觉那些稻苗长得非常慢。 他等得很不耐烦。 想了又想，他终于想到一个“最佳方法，他将稻苗全都拔高了几分。 第二天，一早起身，他迫不及待地去稻田看他的“成果。 哪知，却看到所有的稻苗都枯萎了。 看了“小学生趣味英语故事阅读的人还看了：小学生趣味英语故事阅读相关文章：1.小学英语趣味小故事轻松英语趣味短故事2.2015小学生经典短文故事3.小学生英语故事5篇4.有趣的小学生英语故事5.
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I've Passed My Right on to You 我把权利转让给你了 One day, Wilson was walking quietly along the road when somebody gave him a violent blow on the back of the neck. He looked behind him, and saw a young man whom he had never seen before. “How dare you hit me like that!”shouted Wilson. The young man said he had mistaken Wilson for a friend of his and that he thought Wilson was making a lot of noise about nothing. This insult made Wilson even angrier, of course, and he at once arranged for the young man to be brought before a judge. There was nothing for the young man to do but to appear before the court. Now, the judge who heard the case was a friend of the young man's father, and, although he pretended to be quite fair, he was thinking how he could avoid punishing the young man while at the same time not appearing unjust. Finally he said to Wilson,“I understand your feelings in this matter very well. Would you be satisfied if I let you hit the young man as he hit you?” Wilson said he would not be. The young man had insulted him and should be properly punished. “Well, then,”said the judge to the young man,“I order you to pay ten liras to Wilson.” Ten liras was very little for such a crime, but the young man did not have it with him, so the judge allowed him to go and get it. Wilson waited for him to return with the money. He waited an hour, he waited two hours, while the judge attended to other business.
适合小学生的英语小故事（三篇） 【Napoleon Was Ill】 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. "He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well." "No, no, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!" "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill." 拿破仑病了 杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。
Behaving Like a Lady 照女士的样子行事 Mr West intended to buy his wife a Christmas present, but he was always very busy, so he was never able to find time to go to the shops. At last, when it was the week before Christmas, and the shops were very crowded, he decided that he could not wait any longer. He worked in an office, and usually had lunch in a restaurant, but one day he bought some sandwiches, ate them quickly and went out to a big shop near his office during his lunch hour. The shop was full of women, who were also buying presents during their lunch hour. Mr West stood politely at the edge of a crowd of women who were pushing forward to try to get to the people who were selling necklaces and ear-rings. He tried to move forwards slowly, taking his turn with the others, but more and more women were coming into the shop the whole time and pushing selfishly past him. After half an hour, he was just as far from the people who were selling the necklaces as he had been when he came in, and his lunch hour was coming to an end, so he decided to change his way of doing things: he put his head down, gave a sudden loud shout and started to push his way towards the front of the crowdas hard as he could. The women around him became very angry when they saw what he was doing, and began to scold him.“Why can't you behave like a gentleman?”they shouted． “Ladies,”he answered them,“I have been behaving like a gentleman for the past half hour, and it has got me nowhere, so now I am starting to behave like a lady!”