全球十大最难吃泡面：中国三品牌上榜(双语)
So after sampling so many varieties of instant noodles over the years, of course there have been some that I didn’t like. There also were some that are so memorable for how awful they were. After people asked what my least favorites were a few times, I thought I should just make a list of them. 多年来我一直试吃不同种类方便面，当然会遇到我不喜欢的类型。有些方便面甚至难吃到让人无法忘记的程度。好几次都有人问我最不喜欢那些方便面，所以我觉得应该列个清单出来。
I should point out that these are on the list because I couldn’t stand them. I’m pretty sure they are all still in production, and the only reason they would be is that people somewhere find them enjoyable. 需要指出的是，这份清单里的产品都是我个人最不喜欢的。我确信这些方便面在市面上都有销售，因为总会其它地方的人喜欢它们的口味。
So who knows – you might have a completely different opinion on these than me, but I found them to be absolutely the worst of the worst. With that, here’s The Bottom Ten Instant Noodles Of All Time, 2013 Edition。谁知道呢，你也许和我有完全不同的观点，但我认为没有哪种方便面能比下面的更难吃。以下就是“史上十大最难吃方便面(2013年版)”。
#10: Wei Lih Instant Noodles With Artificial Beef Flavored Soup Stock –Taiwan 第十名：维力香辣牛肉面——台湾
I’ve had issues with broth being too sal ty before, but the lack of flavor
in this one wasn’t tolerable. The flavor had a very ‘fake beef’ taste to it which was not at all enjoyable。我以前总不喜欢太咸的汤，但这种方便面的寡淡无味简直难以忍受。调料包里的牛肉味特别假，一点儿都不好吃。
#9: GreeNoodle Miso Made With Moroheiya –Thailand第九名：绿泡面味噌口味——泰国
The noodles had a flavor I found to be akin to dirt – very strange. In the original review, I comment that the broth was ‘nightmarish.’我发现这种面的味道跟土一样，特别奇怪。在我之前的评论中，曾说它的面汤就是“一场噩梦”。
#8: Fashion Food Oriental Flavor Instant Noodles – Thailand第八名：Fashion Food东方口味泡面——泰国
These noodles came in a nice little plastic bowl with lid, As cool as that is, it didn’t make up for some seriously funky noodles and vile broth and veggies。这种方便面装在带盖子的塑料小盒里，看着很漂亮，却没法弥补里面令人作呕的面条和肮脏浑浊的面汤、蔬菜。
#7: Baijia Hot & Sour Flavor Instant Rice Noodle – China第七名：白家过桥米线酸辣味——中国
The broth was of a deep crimson color. While interesting to look at, the slimy noodles and overly greasy broth with odd bits floating around were a turn-off trifecta. I couldn’t finish this bowl。深红色面汤看起来非常诱人，面条太细、面汤太油，再加上汤里漂浮的奇怪碎片，这三个缺陷立刻让你没有食欲。反正我是吃不下这碗。
#6: Noodle Time Spicy Thai Instant Ramen Noodles With Real Vegetables –Canada 第六名：Noodle Time辣味泰式拉面——加拿大
A prime example of noodle I dislike: watery broth, exceedingly mushy and spongy noodles and veggies that were lackluster and of the most minimal quantity and quality。这是我最讨厌方便面里的典型代表：面汤清汤寡水，面条像海绵一样多孔稀松，蔬菜毫无光泽，质量差不说分量还少。
#5: Nan Hsing Vegetarian Rice Noodles – Taiwan第五名：南兴新竹素食米粉——台湾
The noodles were akin to cobwebs – not the ones spiders make, but the fake ones you get for Halloween. The veggies didn’t hydrate well at all, and the broth wasn’t much. Couldn’t eat it。吃这种面条就像是在吃蜘蛛网一样，还不是蜘蛛织出来的那种，而是布置万圣节用的假蜘蛛网。蔬菜太过干瘪，也没有多少面汤，总之难以下咽。
#4: Paldo Green Tea Chlorella Noodles – South Korea第四名：八道御膳海藻鲜
