情景一：
关羽：Boss! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! 刘备：Y u, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now.
张飞：Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.
关羽：Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.
刘备：Alas! How did I forget this? Let‘s go! Go~~ go go, Hurry up and follow me, let’s go to the mountain for money!
一起上山········
情景二：
等待高山流水结束····
诸葛亮：Good afternoon! I am the legend man（传说哥），ZhuGeliang . But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. But I've never heard about that.
It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, (军事谋略)not English. Oh，my god. Why should I learn English?
黄月英：Darling! Do you know? We are in the red (赤字)for your CET-6. I' even borrowed money from the gate keeper.What can I do when they come for debts?
诸葛亮：Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?
黄月英：Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
书童：What is the matter? Madam?
黄月英：Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.
书童：Yes! Madam!
情景三：
旁白结束后····
张飞：This is zhu’s house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!
书童：Are these men asking for the debt?
刘备：This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.
书童：Zhu said he is not in.
刘备：En????
书童：Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam o f CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.
张飞：Well！He own our money. We wait for him here.
关羽：Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!
一个月之后·····
情景四：
两个月后，冬天来了····
张飞：Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go there time and time again.
刘备：These days, the borrower is the god(借钱的是上帝)! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.（感化他们）
书童：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!
张飞：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!
张飞与刘备打斗···播放动画
张飞、关羽打斗······
关羽：Sunflower press（葵花点穴手）I press，I press.
Brother，We are here for debt not for his life!If you kill him ,where is our money?If you know,please bat your eyes.
诸葛亮在屋子里偷着乐···
刘备：Liangzai. I have hunted you for a long time!
诸葛亮：Oh! You are Liubei. What are you do here ?
刘备：You have borrowed me 500 yuan, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.
诸葛亮：I owe you 500 yuan? who can testify it? But if you can give me a chance, I will give you back something better. I am an honest man.
刘备：Why should I give you a chance? I will speak it to the judge.
诸葛亮：Please look at yourself, although having ambition, you are just a guarder . But I can help you enlarge your power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that you can reign the whole country.
刘备：Wo wo wo. I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are such idea.I will be the king.
诸葛亮：If I give you a country, could I not repay your money?
刘备：En……. Of cause. But I need your help. are you willing to create a new country together with us?
诸葛亮：I want But I can’t.
刘备：If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.
诸葛亮：En……sorry, I can’t. Because my Tigress forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.
刘备：CET-6?That's a piece of cake ,I can help you!
六级考试······出成绩
情景五：
旁白；告别
黄月英：Excellent man have a long-range ambition.You should put cause above everything else. 诸葛亮：I'll have a long journey, Please take care of yourself！Don’t worry ,I never miss you!
诸葛亮：My boss. I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.
刘、关、张：Let' go!!!!!
新方言版武林外传 第一幕：湘玉及众人迫小贝读书 第二幕：小贝怒斥众人后离开 第三幕：小贝梦游现代，最后回到现实 演员：展堂 秀才 大嘴 小贝 芙蓉 湘玉 第一幕湘玉及众人迫小贝读书 (展堂、秀才及芙蓉教小贝学习吹箫、下棋、书法，争抢中小贝不愿再学，湘玉及大嘴上) 湘玉：哎呀！她是个娃又不是个瓜淡，揪来揪去的做什么呀？ 大嘴：你在给骺坏了 （展堂三人继续争抢） 小贝：啊！我不学啦！我什么都不学了，你们出去出去！ 展堂三人：好！就等着句话了！ 湘玉：都不许走！ （展堂三人回，继续争抢） 湘玉：哎呀！不学也行，给我留下个理由。 小贝：我学不会。 湘玉：学不会可以慢慢学，不要着急。 小贝：那我也不想学。 湘玉：不想学也得学！我的娃呀起来！起来！（大嘴附“娃呀！”）在漫长的人生起跑线上，你已经落后了。大嘴：你都落后了。 湘玉：再不抓紧你这辈子就要完了。 大嘴：你这辈子就完了。 展堂三人：什么人啊？ 大嘴：那你也不能让他一下子学这么些啊，你说这谁学得会呀？ 湘玉：就你那个脑子学不会是正常滴！ 芙蓉：我也学不会呀！ 秀才：就这么个学法儿，勉强学会了也是没用的！ 大嘴：是，这就跟狗熊掰棒子一样，掰一个，扔一个，掰一个，扔一个，到最后啥都没落下。 展堂：听听基层的呼声吧！独断专行是没有好处的！ 令四人附：没有好处的！ 湘玉：那好，待我征求一下当事人的意见。小贝，你跟嫂子说实话，一样一样学你愿意吗？ 小贝：那得看学什么了？ 佟湘玉：那你想学什么呢？ 小贝：串糖葫芦 佟湘玉：除此之外呢？ 小贝：做糖葫芦？ 佟湘玉：还有点儿别滴吗？ 小贝：种红果，熬糖浆。 湘玉：我想赏你俩耳光。 展堂：也挺好的，手艺活儿（三人护小贝） 湘玉：我说的是高雅艺术！
** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone ** They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she’s being "wilful" again. Her : "Why can’t you be the photographer for my friend’s wedding? She promised she’d pay." Him : "I don’t have time that day." Her :"Humph!" Him : "Huh?" Her : "Don’t have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need." Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her : "Humph! I don’t care, you’ll have to do it for her.! " Him : "No." Her : "Just this once?" Him : "No." Negotiation’s broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..." First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn’t mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets. Second day. She conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He’s nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she’ll end this state. She doesn’t give a damn. No way am I giving in, whateve r he says. Until he agrees. Third day. Night. On the Bed. He’s lying on the bed, looking to one side. She’s lying on the bed, looking to the other side. Him : "We need to talk." Her : "Unless it’s about ! the wedding, forget it." Him : "It’s something ve ry important." She remains silent. Him :"Let’s get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him : "I got to know a girl." She’s totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket,
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
公司年会爆笑小品剧本《武林外传之欢 天喜地贺新春》 --更多年会策划请百度欧凯传媒 地点：同福客栈外大厅 人物：佟湘玉白展堂秀才郭芙蓉李大嘴小六惠兰 佟湘玉：（在门口送客，上场。）客官，吃好再来啊！哎，社会主义市场竞争日剧激烈，买卖不好做呀。在想当年我佟湘玉一手创办起来的同福客栈，这七侠镇上也是响当当的一块招牌。那真是：鞭炮齐鸣，锣鼓喧天，红旗招展，人山人海。可自打对面开了个太后大酒楼现如今是雀落庭院，一片苍凉。长此以往，这还了得。不行，我得改良。这人都到哪去啦？展堂！秀才！小郭！大嘴！快出来啊。人尼？~~~~发工钱了。 （秀才小郭大嘴上，“来了，来了。”） 佟湘玉：我的个神哪！救救这帮无知的人吧。好了，别闹了！说了多少遍了，“人人是饭菜质量，处处是客栈形象”一点都不知道注意。李大嘴，展堂呢？ 大嘴：没见着他呀，还以为跟你在一块呢。 佟湘玉：这个死东西，打他电话（众人在后面演彩铃“我赚钱啦赚钱啦，我都不知道怎么去花!”）(佟自语：还彩铃呢。)（“对不起，您拨打的电话正在通话中~~~”）挂了。
在门口尼！他这个死东西真是够默契地，就知道给我省钱。（向门口冲凶狠状）整天在外面鬼混，看我怎么收拾你。（见展堂，撒娇状）讨厌嘛，去哪里了，让人家等的好辛苦嘛！ （众人哆嗦，） 白展堂：上趟茅房都不让消情。 秀才：这寒流是西伯利亚的。 佟芙蓉：小郭，掌嘴。（郭：排山倒海！） 秀才：万恶的旧社会啊！，还是孔子说的对，唯小人（佟，郭看秀）~~~和小人不能范也。 佟湘玉：闲话少说，今天我要宣布一个大事情，今天早打烊。开会，上门板！ 大嘴：掌柜的！饶了我吧，今天我就偷吃了一个鸡腿，下次再也不敢了！别上板子了。 佟湘玉：干什么呀这是，我是说上门板，又不是上搓板。你地事情一会儿再谈。 白展堂：（对大嘴）你最大的毛病就是不打自招，你应该练就到我这样，“打也不招”，小同志，还有很大的成长空间啊！ 佟湘玉：展堂！（哈气，到佟跟前）趁莫小贝还没有放学，今天提前下班，开会！同志们最近也看出来也，自从对面的太后大酒楼开张以后，我们的生意是越来越不好，都被对面那个自称是慈禧的老婆姨抢去了。因此我们不能让对面的太后大酒楼比下去，我们要想法子，通过改变经营理念，调整战略计划，转变陈旧思路。让同福客栈重整旗
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 打更的太监 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战乡村陌路 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！ Y与X相遇． X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you? X: I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y: By the way,who is her? W: Hi,i am 西门吹雪wife. Y: What your name? W: My name is 李莫愁！ Y: You mean you are the killer who murder people in cold blood! W:Ha! Ha! Do you think I make false? Well,let you see what is the really killer!!(准备拔剑） Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go! X&W: No, I must kill you! W: Do you remember you killed my 小强2years ago ? Now, i will revenge to you!! Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! Mr 西门吹雪！ X: No way! You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
《武林外传之造梦机》 人物： 1佟湘玉老板XXX（演员，下同） 2白展堂代理人XXX 3郭芙蓉代理人XXX 4吕秀才代理人XXX 5李大嘴代理人XXX 6客串A:客户-XXX；客串B:客户-XXX；客串C:美女-XXX；客串D:小流氓女 -XXX；客串E:被抢者男-XXX 引子（旁白）： 在现如今蓬勃发展的社会，餐饮业越来越不好做，于是，同福客栈的佟掌柜毅然决定转型。经过多方讨论与研究，最终决定，转型进入现下最有发展潜力的知识产权行业，于是，同福客栈加盟到XXX公司（自己公司/所），改做专利代理。。。 一天，办公室里安安静静，大家都在专心工作，正在这时。。。 剧情： （佟、郭、吕在办公室伏案工作） 白：（一手抱着一个快递大包裹，一手举着电话，上场，）喂，李总，诶，对，收到您的快递了，好，我们马上研究，及时跟您联系，好嘞。 （刚挂断电话，手机铃声又响，接起）喂，我是，哦，张工，张工，您好，您是说之前修改的那方案吧？哦，您又加新的技术方案了。。。好的，我马上查看，尽快给您回复，您还有其它要加的内容吗？没有了？确定没有了？好的，再见！ （抬头对众人）一个方案改了七八遍了，还改，我那个心肝脾肺肾呐。。。（拆快递，并嘟囔，自由发挥：先看下这个东东） 吕：诶？老白，你手里拿的嘛玩意呀？（众人围上） 白：啊？哦，客户刚寄来的，说想申请专利 众人：（拿快递单念）造梦机 白：对，话说可以实现梦想。 吕：（拿过造梦机）这挺有意思啊，看看它能不能帮我实现梦想啊 郭：秀才，你什么梦想啊？
吕：（一边说，一边向前走去，陷入冥想状态）子曾经曰过，北方有佳人，绝世而独立。一顾倾人城，再顾倾人国。我的梦想嘛，有个美女（郭开始自美），坐我旁边，看我写案子，这美女嘛，要求也不高，（忽然想起状）对，就跟这份专利写的差不多就行（拿起一份申请文件，老白抢过，吃惊状，摇头晃脑念） 白：一种人形模特，包括头部、躯干和四肢，其特征在于，所述躯干的三围分别为 36D,26,38,（吕一边比划一边说：这曲线），所述头部覆盖有长度至躯干腰身的长发，模特高度在165?175cm之间（吕一边比划一边说：标准）。 （此时，郭越来越生气，佟拼命拦住郭）（造梦机开启声响起） （此时，音乐起，美女扭腰上场，扇子遮面，到秀才面前，拿下扇子，扬起手绢调戏秀才，兰花指） 美女：吕官人 （美女扭头继续走，中程回头） 美女：官人，记得约我哦 （秀才一个激灵后倒，老白扶住，美女下场） 佟：（放开郭，无奈状）去吧，去发泄你心中的不满吧 郭：好你个秀才啊，原来你说的美女不是我。 吕：子曾经曰过，君子动口不动。。。 郭：就动，看我排山倒海。。。 吕：啊。。。 佟：好了，不要闹了嘛，小郭，你的梦想是啥 郭：我嘛，作为一代女侠，自然是行侠仗义，除暴安良啦（造梦机开启声响起）被抢男（定位：娘炮）：（小流氓及被抢男上场，围场跑一圈）救命啊 小流氓：站住，别跑 被抢男：（被抢男摔倒，小流氓做凶狠状）你干嘛追我 小流氓：打。。。打。。。打劫 被抢男：呜呜，不要嘛。。。 小流氓女：给我严肃点，本大侠劫财不劫色，嗯。。。生的蛮俊嘛，算了，今儿劫色不劫财。脱? 郭：住手 小流氓：你是谁，敢扫本大侠雅兴 郭：（不屑状，随性左右踱步）在本女侠面前，你还敢自称大侠，（突然爆发）排山大海。。。 被抢者男：（小流氓女被打，落荒下台，被抢者男做扭捏状，双拳置于下巴下走至郭面前，头欲倒向郭）哇，你好棒哦，你可要保护人家
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
---------------------------------------------------------------范文最新推荐------------------------------------------------------ 2018公司年会小品剧本《武林外传·欢天喜地贺新 春》 时间：傍晚 地点：同福客栈外大厅 人物：佟湘玉白展堂秀才郭芙蓉李大嘴小六惠兰 佟湘玉：(在门口送客，上场。)客官，吃好再来啊!哎，社会主义市场竞争日剧激烈，买卖不好做呀。在想当年我佟湘玉一手创办起来的同福客栈，这七侠镇上也是响当当的一块招牌。那真是：鞭炮齐鸣，锣鼓喧天，红旗招展，人山人海。可自打对面开了个太后大酒楼现如今是雀落庭院，一片苍凉。长此以往，这还了得。不行，我得改良。这人都到哪去啦?展堂!秀才!小郭!大嘴!快出来啊。人尼?~~~~发工钱了。 (秀才小郭大嘴上，来了，来了。) 佟湘玉：我的个神哪!救救这帮无知的人吧。好了，别闹了!说了多少遍了，人人是饭菜质量，处处是客栈形象一点都不知道注意。李大嘴，展堂呢? 大嘴：没见着他呀，还以为跟你在一块呢。 佟湘玉：这个死东西，打他电话(众人在后面演彩铃我赚钱啦赚钱啦，我都不知道怎么去花!)(佟自语：还彩铃呢。)(对不起，您拨打的电 1 / 25
话正在通话中~~~)挂了。 在门口尼!他这个死东西真是够默契地，就知道给我省钱。(向门口冲凶狠状)整天在外面鬼混，看我怎么收拾你。(见展堂，撒娇状)讨厌嘛，去哪里了，让人家等的好辛苦嘛! (众人哆嗦，) 白展堂：上趟茅房都不让消情。 秀才：这寒流是西伯利亚的。 佟芙蓉：小郭，掌嘴。(郭：排山倒海!) 秀才：万恶的旧社会啊!，还是孔子说的对，唯小人(佟，郭看秀)~~~和小人不能范也。 佟湘玉：闲话少说，今天我要宣布一个大事情，今天早打烊。开会，上门板! 大嘴：掌柜的!饶了我吧，今天我就偷吃了一个鸡腿，下次再也不敢了!别上板子了。 佟湘玉：干什么呀这是，我是说上门板，又不是上搓板。你地事情一会儿再谈。 白展堂：(对大嘴)你最大的毛病就是不打自招，你应该练就到我这样，打也不招，小同志，还有很大的成长空间啊! 佟湘玉：展堂!(哈气，到佟跟前)趁莫小贝还没有放学，今天提前下班，开会!同志们最近也看出来也，自从对面的太后大酒楼开张以后，我们的生意是越来越不好，都被对面那个自称是慈禧的老婆姨抢去了。因此我们不能让对面的太后大酒楼比下去，我们要想法子，通过
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
Three visits to the cottage Aside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness. Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own SWordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide. Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it. Three visits to the cottage Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubei's home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now. Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me
人物：白雪公主、老王后、新王后、猎人、七个小矮人、王子、小动物（5个）。 道具：小动物头饰、皇冠、枪、矮人帽、七张板凳、七个杯子、魔镜、洋娃娃、一张桌子、苹果（一半红一半绿）、头巾、篮子。 演员表：老师根据本班孩子性格特点自定。 剧情： （幕启） 老王后：（怀抱洋娃娃，哄小孩，戴围巾don’t cry音乐） 旁白：It’s a cold winter day. A baby, her name is Snow White, was born. She is very beautiful. 仆人：（上场，围住老王后，手摸娃娃脸）旁白：The queen loves her. Everybody loves her. （播放音乐Lazy Mary，人们、老王后下场）（点击下载背景音乐Lazy Mary）（音乐起，动物和公主跳上场，老王后上场睡床上） 旁白：The animals love her, too.（音乐渐弱） 仆人：（一个人上场）Snow White! Snow White! Your mother is ill.（焦急） 白雪公主：Mum! Mum! （边跑边下，动物跟下）（公主上台围在床前，小动物上） 白雪公主：Oh! Mum. No! No! What’s wrong with you? 老王后：（摸公主的脸）My dear. I love you for…ever…（手垂下，脸歪，死去）（音乐悲伤，抬老王后下，公主坐地上哭） （音乐欢快斗牛，新王后上，围公主走一圈，瞟一眼）旁白：A new queen comes. She is beautiful but bad.（公主无奈，小动物气愤）魔镜：（音乐邪恶37，上场）旁白：This is a magic mirror. 新王后：Mirror, mirror. Who is fairest of all? 魔镜：Not you. Snow White. 新王后：No! No! No! （回头对猎人说）Kill Snow White! 猎人：（上场，半跪低头）Snow White?（抬头）But … 新王后：Kill her! 猎人：（低头，无奈下场）（马蹄声。公主拎裙跑，马挡公主前面，） 白雪公主：（双膝跪下）Help me, please! Please! （乞求） 猎人：（思考一会儿）All right. Go, Snow White.（把举起的枪放下，马让道） 白雪公主：（边跑边说）Thank you! Thank you! （猎人下，公主继续跑） 白雪公主：（四下张望，来到门前）May I come in?（敲门，无人答）Anybody here?（推门进，数）One, two, three,… Oh, seven chairs a nd seven cups. Who live here? （打个哈欠）I’m too tired.（抽出凳子，坐凳上）Oh, I’m too thirsty.（喝两杯，边打哈欠边睡） （欢快音乐Bingo，小矮人上场） 小矮人：（推门，进来，跑到桌前）
Flipped Lines extract： Lines 1：（6:40~6:54）He was so shy and so cute, and his hair, it smelled like watermelon. I couldn’t get enough of it. I spent the whole year secretly sniffing watermelon, and wondering if I was ever going to get my kiss. 他如此腼腆可人，他的发丝间弥漫着西瓜的香氛，简直让我如痴如醉.整整一年我都沉浸在这秘密的迷人芬芳中，期待我的何时能迎来我的初吻。 Lines 2：(12:36~)You have to look at the whole landscape. A painting is more than the sum of its parts. A cow by itself is just a cow. A meadow by itself is just grass, flowers. And the sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light. But you put them all together and it can be magic. 你得看到整体的风景。一幅画绝对不是各个部分的简单拼凑，一头牛就其本身而言只是一头牛，一块草地就其本身而言只是些花花草草，阳光透过树林漏出的不过一抹微光。倘若你能将它们看作一体，就会收获意想不到的成果。 Lines 3: (13: ~ )From that moment on, that became my spot. I could sit there for hours, just looking out at the world. Some days the sunsets would be purple and pink. And some days they were a blazing orange setting fire to the clouds on the horizon. It was during one of those sunsets that my father’s idea of the whole being greater than the sum of its parts moved from my head to my heart. 从那一刻起，我彻底爱上了这里。我可以坐上好几个钟头，只是静静地欣赏这世界。落日时而泛着微醺的紫红，时而迸发出橙色的余晖瞬间布满天边的晚霞。正是在如此瑰丽的景象中，我终于对爸爸所说的整体胜于局部之和有所领悟。 Lines 4: Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss, but every once in a while, you find someone who’s iridescent. And when you do, nothing will ever compare. 我们中有些人会渐趋平庸浅薄，有些人金玉其外，而败絮其中，但你偶尔才能遇上一个光彩夺目的人。当你真正遇上的时候，会觉得一切都无与伦比。 Scene one：35:15 ~ 39:38 Bryce’s family 角色： Bryce Loski（男主角）LynettaLoski（男主姐姐）Pasty Loski（男主妈妈） Steven Loski（男主爹地）Chet Duncan（男主外公） （一家人围坐看电视，lynetta下楼） Steven：(严肃)Where are you going and why are you dressed like that? Lynetta：(不耐烦)Skyler’s. Matt and Mark are bringing over recording stuff and they’re gonna make a demo. Steven: Demo(嘲讽)? Like they know how to make a demo? Lynetta: You don’t even know them(生气).