经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十一集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?

Why?

I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

Oh,my God! Don't look now. Behind you there's a guy... ...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression. Where?

Come to mama.

He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

- Nice hat. - Thanks.

We should do something. Whistle.

I'm not whistling.

- Come on, do it! - No.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

I can't believe you did that.

Why did I whoo- hoo?

Was I hoping he'd turn around and say...

..."I love that sound. I must have you now"?

I wish there was something we could do.

Hello.

Hello, coma guy.

Get up, you Girl Scout! Up,up,up!

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Maybe nobody's tried this.

I wish we at least knew his name.

Look at that face.

I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart.

I doubt he is a lawyer.

Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckless?

That means he's artistic.

Okay. He's a Lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side.

And he can dance.

And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's listening... ... not saying, "I understand"...

... but really wondering what you look like naked.

I wish all guys could be like him.

I know.

Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

He doesn't have anyone.

Yeah, we-we feel kinda of responsible.

I can't believe you said"whoo-hoo."

I don't even say"whoo-hoo."

Oh, she's coming up. She's coming up!

Folks, when we come back

we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.

You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one

Y'know, we don't have to watch this.

Weekend At Bernie's is on

Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.

No way, forget it.

C'mon, she's your mom!

Exactly. Weekend at Bernie 's

Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times. Chandler, I gotta tell you,

I love your mom's books! I love her books!

I can't get on a plane without one.

I mean, this is so cool.

Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of "Mistress Bitch". C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom.

I think she's a blast.

You can say that because she's not your mom.

Oh, please. She's the

- Hi, sweetie. - Bona sera

When did "Rigatoni" get back from Rome?

- Last night. - Really?

So, his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? Just a dream I had. But, phew!

Hey hey hey! She's on.

Nora Bing.

Back to the book.

What is this about you being arrested in London?

What is that all about?

Your mom was arrested?

I'm busy beaming with pride.

This is kind of embarrassing...

...but occasionally,after I've been intimate with a man...

Why would she say that's embarrassing?