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英语诗歌,是一种较为纯粹的拼音语言,它有许多格律和音韵及
音义方面的讲究,值得读者注意。了有关小学生英语小诗，欢迎阅读! April Fool's Day
Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher's chair.
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.
Alyssa brought an apple
with a purple gummy worm
and gave it to the teacher
just to see if she would squirm.
Elijah left a piece of plastic
dog doo on the floor,
and Vincent put some plastic vomit
in the teacher's drawer.
Amanda put a goldfish
in the teacher's drinking glass.
These April Fool's Day pranks
are ones that you could use in class. Before you go and try them, though, there's something I should mention: The teacher wasn't fooling
when she put us in detention.
Traditional Christmas
We have a traditional family,
so Christmas is always the same;
we hang up spaghetti and doughnuts and break out the Slip-N-Slide game. We stand in the tub in our costumes of pickles and papier-mache.
We sing "Old MacDonald" til noontime then practice our indoor croquet.
We gather in front of the toaster
to bask in its radiant glow
while dining on frozen carnations
and filling our pockets with snow.
The highlight is juggling toothpicks till Grandma gets poked in the eye.
While waiting to hear from the doctor, we bake a banana cream pie.
Then lastly we put on our helmets
and posture in silly positions.
It's fun to be part of a family
with so many Christmas traditions.
I Will Not Sit on Santa's Lap
I will not sit on Santa's lap.
You cannot make me sit on it,
and if you try I promise that
I'll throw a screaming fit on it.
I will not talk to Santa;
I am simply too afraid of him.
I'm not impressed by all the songs and movies that are made of him. It really doesn't matter that
he's generous and jolly too.
It doesn't matter if his chair
is decked with boughs of holly too.
It makes no difference that he's loved from here to Ethiopia.
I cannot sit with Santa.
I've got Santa Claustrophobia.
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