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Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, 'T m going to go to the mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mount a ins. But the wind pulled his hat off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window loo. The other people in the carriage laughed・“Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?” they asked・
"No,” Mr. Jones answered, "but theres no name and no address in my hat, and there" s a name and address on the bag・ Someone' s going to find both of them near each other, and he' s going to send me the bag and the hat. ”
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An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door・ A man got out of it and went into the bank・ She looked into the car・ The keys were in the lock・ The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank. The man took a gun out of his pocket and said to the clerk, “Give
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