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哑剧《转变》上传日期:2009-1-13 上传: 佚名人气:499哑剧《转变》人物:男生,女生,老师第一幕男生歪叼一牙签耳带着耳机吊儿郎当上场,不停的东张西望,最后在第二排坐下,翘着二郎腿且不停的摇头晃脑。
接着拿出一唇膏往嘴唇上胡乱的图了两下又装回口袋。
一会儿又掏出一副小镜子和一把梳子,对着镜子很认真的梳头,并不停的做鬼脸。
女生带着一副眼睛背着书包手拿一本大部头书,一边看一边上场。
男生装起镜子和梳子,不屑的看着来人,等女生在第一排坐下后,他缓缓的站起垫起脚尖鬼鬼祟祟的偷看女生。
女生脱外套,手往后一甩,恰巧打在男生的脸上。
男生顿时生气,大拍桌子,摩拳擦掌。
女生十分害怕。
老师抱着用报纸裹着的卷子象老夫子一样上场。
两人看到老师来都静静的坐了下来。
老师把卷子放在桌子上,背对着对两人。
男生乘机狠踢了女生一脚,踢得女生直蹦。
老师回身看,两人又无语。
老师拿了一张白纸,上有四个大字“期中考试”,又放回。
老师看看表便开始发卷,发完后坐回看报纸。
男生不停的往返翻试卷,一会儿抓耳挠腮,时不时瞥上老师一眼,发现老师一直看报纸,便对着老师做枪的手势和做各种鬼脸,一会儿打打哈欠一会儿伸伸懒腰,甚至站起大模大样的看女生的试卷。
女生察觉后用手盖住。
男生很不情愿坐下,用手指了指女生,几经犹豫还是很绅士的轻轻拍了下女生肩膀。
女生回过头,男生指了指女生试卷,又慌忙的指了指自己的试卷。
女生摇了摇头又继续做题。
男生急忙又拍,女生不理睬。
男生上去拽女生衣服,女生使劲挣扎却摆脱不掉。
几经往返,女生大怒。
忽然回身怒视猛拍男生桌子,又狠狠指着男生,男生不屑,摊开双手作无奈状。
看报纸的老师被这一巨响吓的从凳子上滑到地上。
男生看到老师惨状,手指着老师狂笑。
女生很同情的注视着老师。
老师脸红着站起,围着两人转了两圈,最后在男生旁边停住,用手指了指男生的试卷,男生侧身斜视老师,老师向前走了两步去看女生试卷,边看边点头。
男生在老师身后做小动作:站起给老师比个子,掐老师脖子,扇老师巴掌,捂摸老师头发。
【7人英语短剧】Cinderella灰姑娘7人短剧学习资料2006-11-19 05:39:09 阅读831 评论1 字号:大中小订阅Summary:Cinderella was a poor girl. Her mother and two sisters hated her. One day, Prince wanted to finda wife to be his queen. He invited all girls in the country to join a party. With a kind witch's help, Cinderella can wear beautiful clothes to the party. But Cinderella must come home before 12 O'clock at midnight. When Prince and Cinderella danced until 12 O'clock, she escaped in a hurry and left a shoe there. However, after Prince invited all girls to try it on. He found her. Finally, both of them livetogether happily.Act 1Mother: Cinderella, Cinderella, sweep the floor!Sister 1: Cinderella, Cinderella, wash the dishes!Sister 2: Cinderella, Cinderella, brush my shoes!Cinderella: Yes.Sister 1: Don't come to our room.Sister 2: Stay in the kitchen.Act 2Mother: Come, girls. I have a letter form the Prince.Sister1: Show me!Sister2: Show me!Sister 1: Oh, it's a dance-party!Sister 2: How nice!Sister 1: Mother, am I pretty?Mother: Yes, you are very pretty.Sister 1: Then, I am the princess!Sister 2: Oh, no.1 am the princess!Act 3Old Woman: Why are you weeping?Cinderella: I can't go to the dance-party.Old Woman: Don't worry. Bring me a pumpkin. Bring me some mice.Old Woman: Now, hurry up! Go to the dance-party. But, you must come back before 12 o'clock~Cinderella: Thank you, ma'am.Old Woman: Bye-bye.Act 4Mother: What a beautiful princess!Sister 1: Who is she?Sister 2: I don't know.Prince: Welcome, Princess. I am the Prince. Please dance with me.Cinderella: Oh, I must go back Good-by, Prince.Prince: Wait, wait, Princess! What's your name, pleaseAct 5Servant: We are looking for the princess. .Servant: Please try on this shoeServant: Ok, I'll try. Oh, it's too big!Servant: Ok' I'll try. Oh, it's too small!Cinderella: May I try, too?Sisters: You? Oh, no!Servant: Please try. Oh. just right!Servants: You are the princess!Old Woman: Yes, she is the princess.The End。
7人儿童话剧剧本话剧名称:我们都是好学生(今天是李俊妈妈的生日,四个坏小子决定买些东西去给李俊妈妈过生日。
他们提着东西一边走,一边说)肥猫:“真想早点到李俊家,我现在肚子就有点饿了。
”说着就抿抿嘴,摸摸肚子,“你们听,都叫了。
”米老鼠:“你就知道吃,瞧!这是什么?(一边说一边做猪脸的动作) 肥猫:哈哈,地球人都知道(做偷笑的动作)兔巴哥:我可要去告诉米老师,你偷偷吃零食,哼哼~肥猫:你可别乱说,自从米老师送我呼啦圈后我就没吃零食了,还天天转一千个。
(做s型曲线的动作)豆牙儿:你还说狡辩,我和小欧都看到了,你偷偷在路上吃鸡腿。
(做吃鸡腿的动作)兔巴哥:还一口气吃了四只(伸出四只手指)肥猫:那!那~那是我好久没吃鸡腿了,我妈妈怕我饿坏了,特地给我准备的早餐。
肥猫:为了你们,那我就只吃一只。
(三个取笑他)哎!前面就是李俊家了豆牙儿:让我来打探打探,真是李俊家!米老鼠:快准备好,立振,向前看齐,带好帽子,1,2,1,2~~立定,我去试探情况。
三个:好的!米老鼠:李俊,李俊~李俊:你怎么来了?米老鼠:不只我,还有~~(手指向肥猫他们三个)李俊妈妈:俊儿,是不是他们四个小伙子来了啊!四个:阿姨好~李俊妈妈:真乖!真好~米老鼠:肥猫,豆芽儿快扶阿姨你先进屋休息。
肥猫,豆芽儿:阿姨,阿姨,我们进屋去,进屋去,我有很多要跟你说呢!李俊妈妈;真的吗?你们这些小家伙,肯定又有什么新花样了?哈哈~兔八哥:李俊,你知道你犯了一件大大大的错吗?李俊:啊?啊?让我想想,好象没有吧?米老鼠:你知道今天是什么日子吗?(声音拉长)李俊:我妈妈的生日。
(低声)兔八哥:那你为什么不告诉我们?李俊:我~我~罗利娜:哼~!原来你们在这,说,是不是来捣乱的?(两手放背后,表示很傲慢,审问的样子)兔八哥:哎~大侦探,你可不要冤枉我们哦!(为自己申辩的神情)李俊:罗利娜,他们确实不是来捣乱的,他们是来帮助我的。
罗利娜:我才不信呢,他们那样,就象四个小霸王,还会去帮助你做家务事。
7人英语短剧剧本N:In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candiesand sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies?S:Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? Thestudents will eat m e! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…S:Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful!Ha ha……C:Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)Scene2(At the school gate)N:(Maggie和Alice欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweetcandies! ……M:Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A:Yeah! I think they are yummy!M:Let’s ask him.A:OK!C:Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)M&A:Why?C:I’m dirty!M:No, you look nice!C:What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S:Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)M&A:How much are they?S:Do you have money?(轻蔑)M&A:Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)A:Me too.S:No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)M:What can we do now?A:Let’s ask dad for money.M:But how to ask?A:How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.(自信)M:Good idea! (全部下场)。
7人英语话剧剧本集合(含多个)(精选五篇)第一篇:7人英语话剧剧本集合(含多个)7人英语话剧剧本-Net Friend,互联网交友Summary:Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous?Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy.Everyone in his school doesn't like him.However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him.Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica.Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with “Bill”(Her brother), and arranged everything for them.When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net.Then...Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her.And we all should be very careful when we're on net.Scene I(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)Bill: Hey, Jessie.(He pushed her shoulder very rudely)Can I join you?(Jessie didn't say a Word, and Bill just sat down)Bill: Wow!Wow!Wow!You are wearing a nice dress today!Jessie: Thanks!Bill: Oh!What a beautiful hair clip.Where did you buy it?(Jessie didn't say anything..)Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)Jessie: Don't touch me!I don't want to talk to you.Leave me alone!(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.Bill sat down besideCarol without asking her)Bill: Hey, beautiful!How could you eat so little!It's not good for your health!Take this!(Bill wanted Carol to eat his food) Carol: No.Bill: Take it!(He was very rude and the plate fell down.)Carol: Hey!What are you doing!This is my new skirt!Bill: I'm sorry!Carol: Go away!You're such a rude guy!(Carol went away.)Bill: Did I do something wrong?(He talked to himself)Scene II(In Hillary's room.Hillary was surfing the net)Bill: Sis....Bill: Hillary!Hillary: Oh!Hi!Bill!How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me?(Bill didn't say a Word.)Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.Bill: Yeah, maybe.But I don't know how to attract them.Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend?Hillary: Girlfriend?Bill: Yeah.Hillary: Let me see what I can do.Bill: So, can you help me?Hillary: Ok!Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.Bill: Great!Thank you!You are a doll!(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)Hillary: Oh..My net-friend!Bill: Ok!Waiting for your good news!(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how shehelped Bill.)Hillary: Yeah!That's it!I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name “Monica”...)Hillary:(Laughing......)Monica!(A little bit surprised)Hillary:(Talked to herself)It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal.Hmm.Let me send a message to her.Hillary: Hi!I'm Bill!Glad to meet you!Monica: Hello, Bill!, Glad to meet you, too.I'm a college student, and you?Hillary: Me threeMonica:(Laughing...)You're a humorous person!Hillary: Thanks!I guess you're a female, aren't you?Monica: Yes, I am.Hillary:(Talked to herself)Great!She's a girl.Monica: And you?Hillary: Oh...I'm a “boy”Monica: Which school club are you in?Hillary: Computer Information Club.Monica: Oh!Really? So you must be a computer expert!Hillary: You can say that again.Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too.So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?Hillary: Sure!It's my pleasure!(.....Two hours later.....)Hillary: Oh!It's interesting to chat with you.Monica: Yeah!I'm very happy, too.IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye!Bye!Monica: Bye!Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.(At Monica's room.As soon as Monica came back home from school,she started surfing the net.Then, her mom came into her room.She knocked her door, but no one answered the door)Mom: I'm coming!Mom: Oh!Monica, my darling!I've just baked some cookies.Want some?Monica: No, thanks!I have something important to do.Mom: What are you busy doing?Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.Mom: Net-friends!They are strangers.You even don't know who they are.I read from the newspapers.Lot's of things happened on net.You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so youngMonica: Ok..ok..I know, Mom.Don't worry about me.(Mom walked out her room.and Monica saw Hillary)Monica: Hello!Bill!Hillary: Hi!Monica!How's school today?Monica: Wonderful!It's really a nice day!Hillary: Monica!I think we've known each other for a long time.And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?Monica:(Talk to herself)Go out with him?Monica: Sure, I would like to.I think you're a polite and humorous person.It may be interesting to go out with you!Hillary: That's great!How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend?Monica: All right!It's a deal!But how can I recognize you?Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and alsocarry a blue knapsack.Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.Monica: All in blue!Wow!Ok!That will be easy for me to recognize you.Hillary: Yeah!I'll be waiting for you!Monica: Ok!See youMonica:(Talk to herself)Ha!I'm looking forward to it!Hillary:(Talk to herself)Yes, I made it.I'm going to tell Bill this good news!ScenceIII(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)Monica: Hi...Are you Bill?Bill: Yes, I am.You're Monica?Monica: Yeah..that's right.Bill: You look great!Monica: You're not bad, either.Hey, Let's find a table!Bill: Yeah!How about that one? I've ordered some things.(They found a table and began talking.)Monica: Bill!Bill: Monica!Bill: Oh!Lady first!Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report?Bill: Uh...Uh...Did I tell you that?Monica: Yes, you did.You said it was about how to kill virus.Did you find out how to do that?Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me.I'm a genius.Just use a knife.Monica: A knife?Bill: Yeah!Knife can kill everything.Monica: What are you talking about? Alright!Alright!Forget it!And how about the novel we discussed last week?Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?Monica: “The old man and the sea”, don't you forget? What happened to that old man?Bill: Yeah!That old man!Hecaught a big fish and then became a hero.Monica: Hmm.He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything.And how about the fish?Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!Monica: And~~it's delicious, right?Bill: You got it!It's very delicious!Monica: Nonsense!The fish was eaten by the sharks.You're not Bill, are you?Bill: Of course I'm Bill.“B~I-L-L”Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net.Who are you for God's sake?Bill: Ok.I tell you the truth.I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net.That was my sister, Hillary.Monica: Are you kidding me?Bill: No, that's true.I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out.She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl.So she arranged us to meet each other.Monica: That means both of you tricked me?Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.Monica: You...You.....(She is very angry)Monica: Gosh!I was tricked for such a long time!Scence IV(Monica left McDonald angrily)(At Monica's room, again.)Monica:(Crying)How foolish I was!What on earth was I doing?(Still crying)I think I need someone to talk to.(She looked around and saw the time)Monica: Ah, 8:30.It's “Paula's Time.”(She turned on the TV)Paula: Welcome to “Paula's Time” I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones.Today we'll discuss some net problems.Nowadays Internethelps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information.You can say that we live in an Internet world.However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people.So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it.Our hot line number is 111-1234.Please dial it as soon as possible.I'm waiting for your call-in.OK.Who's the first friend?Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us?Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago.She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me.But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other.He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend.And that was me.I felt I was tricked and I was very sad.Do you think I'm wrong?Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president.Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society.Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet.But you must be careful.On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad.Everyone on the net wears a mask.Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask.So you had better watch out.Never date with strangers by yourself.Strangers are dangerous.Monica: Thanks, Paula.You do help me a lot.I know what I should do now.(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)Starr: Hi!Monica!I'm Starr.May I make friends with you?Monica: Oh!No!Not again!(Lights out)The End第二篇:英语话剧剧本Have you finished packing?情景一Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市销话剧第二组Mina and Dave: what’s that?Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.Weshould get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市销话剧第二组Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dahMina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?市销话剧第二组Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!Haining :Have a great trip!Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?Mina , Dave: Yep!Mike , Let’s go!情景三Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!市销话剧第二组第三篇:英语话剧剧本英语话剧剧本在一个鸟语花香的一个早上,站长一如既往地坐在办公室,一边翘着二郎腿,一边单手拿起一本咖啡喝。
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物音乐起,旁白A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king’s palace:----白雪出场S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.猎人出场H: Yes, my queen音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃S.w: Help me ,help me, please, pleaseA: what’s the matter with you?S.w: The hunter…hunter…A: bite you bite you …小动物追赶猎人下场S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起,7个小矮人出场,D: 1/Look, somebody ate my food----2/somebody drank my water----3/someone is sleeping now----4/What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话5/How do you do?S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …Nice to meet you!D: (齐说)Nice to meet you ,too----6/ welcome to our house!----7/Would you like to live here?S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W皇后、魔镜出场Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,who’s the most beautiful?M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!Q: What? S.w is not dead?Hahaha, I got a good idea!音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!白雪公主咬一口后倒地Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…小矮人出场、围着公主哭S.w wake up, wake up…音乐起,动物引着王子出场P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!王子吻公主,公主醒了S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞Most of us heard of the story about Liubei Pays Three Visits to ZhugeLiang.But today, we will offer you a new edition of it, which happened in modern society. How interesting would it be? Then let us have a look.As the financial crisis spreads across the world, the three persons — LiuBei , GuanYu , and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao’s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.SCENE 1: At LiuBei’s homeActors:LiuBei GuanYu and ZhangFeiGuanyu:Brother!We three have been hungry for days and what should we do? It’s so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it’s impossible that I don’t feel painful, is’t it? But it’s very hard to get work now. You know? We have no diplomas of course there’s no jobs, What are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh,Brother! ZhuGeliang’s wife borrowed us 500 dollars last month , it’s time for us to be debt collecters now.Guanyu: Yeah, Borther! We are as poor as church mouse now.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let’s go! Go~Go~!Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers set out to find ZhuGeliang.Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang had been forced to attend CET-6 by his wife.SCENE 2:ZhuGeLiang’s houseActor: ZhuGeLiang , Wife and keeperZhuGeliang: Good morning everyone! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. My major is Military and I love it so much!I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6 and obliged me to do so many texts.What’s CET-6? Do you know? … It is ridiculous, I never heard about that. Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang: My wife is coming, she is so long-winded that I can never bear her. Wife: My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang: These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife: Darling! Now, the competition is soserious. If you can’t pass CET-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of my lifetime. But never visited a bigger place like LangFangZhuGeliang: Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife: Are you sure? Let me have a test .ZhuGeliang: A piece of cake!Wife: Listen, can you spell APPLE? DESK?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’tWife: You can’t? Oh how unfortunate I am! I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong at the beginning. I should’t marry here. I’ll never in this heartreading place now. ZhuGuliang: Don’t cry! Don’t cry! Stop! I’m going to study hard .Wife: That’s the spirit! Do you know? We are too poor to support the fees of CET-6.I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they ask for debts. ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What’s the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England. Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.Scene3 outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:Luibei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!Keeper: Are these men asking for the debts?Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En???Keeper: Oh! No! …I mean… I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouthLiubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Let’s go home, let him alone.Liubei: Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus let’s go home for lunch. Aside:The three men went away with disappointment.Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.The cold winter is coming! It is extremely cold outside.Zhangfei: Please tell me when you see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here again and again.Liubei: Calm down! Calm down! Now, the borrower is god!Keeper: My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei: Zhu! Come out! Brothers! Take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out! Or I will burn you house down.Guanyu: Silence! We are here for debt not for his life.Keeper: Don’t interrupt! Boss is reading!Liubei: Keep quiet!!!! Show we the way please!Liubei: Mr Zhu, we have hunted you for a long time.ZhuGeliang: Oh! M.r Liu take a seat please. What can I do for you?Liubei: My brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I’m sorry, I have no money, but I can assist you to win the country to pay off my debt.Liubei: However, your wife won’t set you free?ZhuGeliang: That’s too easy! The only thing I need to do is to pass the CET-6. ZhangFei: Verbal statements are no guarantee. How can you realize it?Liubei: I believe that M.r. zhu is a gentleman.ZhuGeLiang: I’m such a brilliant genius that knows astronomy and geography. Besides, I am born with natural beauty and bright beyond people’s imagination.Zhangfei: If so, how can you fail the CET-6?Guanyu: Be polite to the gentleman.ZhuGeliang: Because I don’t want to pass it deliberately.Liubei: Why?ZhuGeliang: I have been waiting for a brilliant monarch who can offer me a unique opportunity to heal the world.Guanyu: Traffic words!Liubei: Why don’t you do that by yourself?ZhuGeliang: First, I fell it beneath my dignity to serve those who have no vision. Second, I have financial problems.Liu: However, how will you help me?ZhuGeLiang:I will pass the CET-6 straight away with my sliver tongue. Social events are absolutely OK.Liubei: Is that all?ZhuGeliang: of course not! I believe you were filled with ambition, we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack CaoCao.At last I believe that we can regain the whole country.ZhangFei: How can we trust him? We can’t even afford our own meals.Guanyu: Be quite! Money is not problem. We can loan from the bank…How about you? Liubei: Now, there’s nothing but the bare wall in his house, I suppose I can’t demand the payment of debt. We’d better take a gamble!Liubei: How long do you need to pass the CET-6?ZhuGeliang: As long as a week!Liubei: OK! We will come to meet you after a week.ZhuGeliang: No problem!ZhuGeLiang: Boy, accompany the guests to the door.Scene5: ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei toestablish a new kingdom. So the couple will apart.Wife: Honey!ZhuGeliang: Darling!Wife: Excellent man has a long-range ambition. You must surmount every difficulty to make money, be sure you would not to miss me.ZhuGeliang: I will have a long journey. Please take care of yourself.魔豆(7人)Act 1 Scene 1(Jack’s mother was gambling.)Mom: Oh, no, not again. (Roaring) Jack, Jack, where are you?Jack: Here I am, mom. What’s up?Mom: Send that old cow to the market to exchange some money back.Jack: But mom, if I sold Rose, we would have no milk anymore.Mom: Shut up. Do as I said.Jack: (sign) All right, all right.Act 1 Scene 2(In the market.)Girl: Sir, do you want any matches? If you buy ten boxes, I’ll give a 40 percent discount.Jack: Sounds terrific. But I don’t have any money.Girl: Please, sir, I haven’t eaten anything for three days. I’d like to exchange your cow with my matches.Jack: Sorry, but I don’t need matches. Good-bye, and good luck to you.Old man: Sir, since the sun is burning, would you like some ice cream?Jack: Thank you, but I don’t really feel like eating ice cream. See you.Mr. Bean: I have soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans, peas, and above all, the most amazing beans in the world --- magic beans.Jack: Wow, sounds wonderful. Beans is my favorite food, I can’t wait to have a bowl of bean soup. I want to buy all the beans with this cow.Mr. Bean: This cow? What do I need this old skinny cow for? Go away, don’t bother me, kid.Jack: Sir, please. My mom always told me “Helping someone in need is a honorable deed.”Mr. Bean: All right, all right. (Sign) Today isn’t my day.Act 2(Jack went home.)Jack: Mom, where are you? See what I have got.Mom: Oh, Jack, you must have brought me lots of shining gold. Oh, I’m so excited. (Walked to Jack) What? You used our pretty cow to buy all this junks? Have you lost your mind?Jack: Mom, these are no junks. There are soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans and magic beans.Mom: Magic beans? It doesn’t look magical at all. The vendor must be cheatingyou. I’ll keep other beans, but these magic beans, (opened the window) I’ll just throw them away.Act 3(The next morning)Jack: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the breeze is whispering, it should be a perfect day. (He looked out of the window) Oh, my God, the magic beans have grown to a huge beanstalk! It’s can be true, it must be my imagination!Prince: Help, help.Jack: The voice came from the clouds, how strange! I must go and see what’s going on up there. (He climbed up. Then he saw the prince was stocked in a castle.)Jack: Hi, what happen to you? How can I help you?Prince: It’s a long stories, I’ll tell you only if you take one of my leg hair. (Jack took the prince’s leg hair, and the prince became as small as normal people. The prince opened the door, and welcomed Jack in.)Prince: Thank you a million for saving my life. How can I ever repay you?Jack: That’s no big deal. So what’s your story?Prince: Once open a time, there’s a greedy witch who would even destroy the world only to get my hen and harp.Jack: Your hen and harp? I don’t see they worth it.Prince: You don’t understand, the hen can produce many golden eggs, and the harp is made of gold it can sing beautiful melodies. One day, the witch turned me to a giant and flew away with my hen and harp.Jack: What are you going to do now?Prince: Of course I’m going to pay my revenge. Are you going to come with me? Jack: Well, I’ll would like to, but -------Prince: What?Jack: My mom always told me “No money, no help.”Prince: Let’s make a deal—you help me to fight against the witch, and I’ll give you ten thousand golden eggs.Jack: That’s the deal.Act 4(At the witch’s house)Witch: One egg, two eggs, three eggs. Oh, I’m so rich, ha, ha, ha --------- (Jack and Prince ran into the house.)Prince: You devil, I’m here to fight for justice. Give me my hen and harp back. Witch: Very well, you want your stuff back? Then you have to knock me down first. (Took out a box) Here, pick two scripts to determine your destiny.Prince: (picked a script) Oh no, Jack, I don’t know how to gamble!Jack: That’s OK. Let me help you. My mother always told me “Get me a chair!” (Jack won)Prince: Oh yes, yes, we win. (They hugged)Witch: Not yet, you still have to go through another test – sumo.(Prince almost failed)Prince: Jack, do something, don’t just stand there watching.Jack: Don’t worry. I have a secret weapon.(Took out a basket of beans and spread them on the ground.)(Witch fell down)Jack & Prince: We’re the kings of the world.Act 5(They ran out of the witch’s house and returned to the prince’s palace.)Prince: Jack, thank for your generous help. I couldn’t defeat that wicked witch without you.Jack: Well, I’m flattered. Since you’ve finished your revenge, could you go home with me?Prince: Jack, you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had. But I belong here. This is my home.Jack: (start weeping) But what about me? What am I going to do?Prince: Trust me, you’ll be remembered in my mind until the end of time. In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the stars at nigh. You – only you – will have stars that can laugh.Jack: I’ll cherish the memories we had together as sparkling diamonds.(Jack’s mom was gambling)Mom: (shouting) Oh, my God, oh, my God. Jack, I become a millionaire.Jake: It’s time for me to go. Good-bye, my friend. Take good care of yourself. Prince: So do you, my friend. (They hugged) Go, go, I have a surprise for you down there.(Jack rushed down. He saw a present was wrapped neatly. He tore it off and burst out of yelling.)Jack: (hold the prince’s toy tightly and walked to the window, smiling at the stars.)Thank you, my friend.。
7人英语话剧剧本-Net Friend,互联网交友Summary:Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite1 boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended3 to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged4 everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.Scene I(In school cafeteria5, students are having lunch)Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you??(Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today!?Jessie: Thanks!?Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip6. Where did you buy it??(Jessie didn't say anything..)Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.?(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone!?(Bill stood up and walked toward7 Carol8.?Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this!?(Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)Carol: No.?Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.)?Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!?Bill: I'm sorry!?Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy!?(Carol went away.)Bill: Did I do something wrong??(He talked to himself)Scene II(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)Bill: Sis....?Bill: Hillary!?Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare9 me??(Bill didn't say a word.)Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened??Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!?Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.?Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend??Hillary: Girlfriend??Bill: Yeah.?Hillary: Let me see what I can do.?Bill: So, can you help me??Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.?Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!?(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend!?Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!?(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.)Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend2 to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!?(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!?(A little bit surprised)Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual10 scandal11. Hmm. Let me send a message to her.?Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!?Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you??Hillary: Me three?Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous12 person!?Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female13, aren't you??Monica: Yes, I am.?Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl.?Monica: And you??Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"?Monica: Which school club are you in??Hillary: Computer Information Club.?Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert!?Hillary: You can say that again.?Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them??Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure!?( .....Two hours later .....)Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.?Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.?IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time??Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.?Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!?Monica: Bye!?Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.?(At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room.?She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door)?Mom: I'm coming!?Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some??Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do.?Mom: What are you busy doing??Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.?Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for yournet-friends, You're so young?Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me.?(Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)Monica: Hello! Bill!?Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today??Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day!?Hillary: Monica! I think we've known14 each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me??Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him??Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!?Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend??Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you??Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.?Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you.?Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!?Monica: Ok! See you?Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it!?Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news!?ScenceIII(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.?A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked towardBill)Monica: Hi... Are you Bill??Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica??Monica: Yeah.. that's right.?Bill: You look great!?Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table!?Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things.?(They found a table and began talking.)Monica: Bill!?Bill: Monica!?Bill: Oh! Lady first!?Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report??Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that??Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus15. Did you find out how to do that??Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife.?Monica: A knife??Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything.?Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week??Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one??Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man??Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero.?Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish??Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!?Monica: And~~it's delicious, right??Bill: You got it! It's very delicious!?Monica: Nonsense16! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you??Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L"?Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake17??Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary.?Monica: Are you kidding me??Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other.?Monica: That means18 both of you tricked me??Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.?Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry)?Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time!?Scence IV(Monica left McDonald angrily)(At Monica's room, again.)Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to.?(She looked around and saw the time)Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time."?(She turned on the TV)Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient19 lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal20 deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend??Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.?Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us??Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong??Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just likeour president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames21 to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil22 that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous.?Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now.?(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you??Monica: Oh! No! Not again!?(Lights out)??The End1 impoliteadj.无礼的,粗鲁的参考例句:It is impolite to get a word in.别人谈话时插嘴是不礼貌的。
哑剧小品《荷塘月色》编剧:大巴人物:老年人6人时间:一天傍晚地点:社区花园旁剧情:一群跳广场舞的退休职工,热心帮助迷路的外地老人找到家,找到了亲人,演绎一段感人喜剧的故事。
(背景音乐起)---轻音乐《广场舞荷塘月色》一群舞蹈队老人上场,手舞足蹈在社区花园练习广场舞,一位叫老刘的大爷,被女同事拖进去跳舞了,老刘假装脚扭了,一副可怜的样子,同事们只好放了他,继续走进内台练习广场舞……,老刘一拐一拐走到前台,侧脸露出狡黠的一笑,脚根本没有扭伤,还冲跳舞的同事做一个鬼脸,怪笑。
伴随音乐人们翩翩起舞,老刘也不时地学者跳舞动作,笨拙的表演,还滑了一跤…(下场)……突然一位外地老人颤颤巍巍出场,(头扎毛巾背行李)左顾右盼像是在找人,不时地看着跳舞,偶尔也学几下,然而,发现大家放在地上的道具红绸扇,傻乎乎的边扇边表演起秧歌舞来,老刘突然转身冲了进来,一把揪住老人,指了指他,老人吓得丢下扇子,连连摆手,我不是坏人,坐在地上双手向老刘求饶,这时候,跳舞的围过来,女同事轻轻拍了拍老人,微笑地对他说,是个误会!别害怕,你是哪里人?上去把老人扶起,老人解释是来找人,结果迷路了,并从内衣口袋掏出一封信,大家传阅一下,有的摇摇头,有的摆摆手,老人急得快要哭了,舞蹈队有的拿红扇子给老人扇风,有的拿餐巾纸给他擦汗,老刘尴尬地走开....,转身买了一瓶矿泉水刚到跟前摔了一跤,并且伸手把水送到老人嘴边。
老人用手比划,他听不懂大家的话,大家问他是不是从左边过来的,他摇摇头;又问他是不是右边街道过来的,先是点头后来还是摇头,大家这时候一筹莫展,老刘慢慢走过来握了握手,拍了拍肩膀,说,我们一定帮助你!仔细看了看信封,眯了眯眼睛,抿了抿嘴,摸了摸脑袋,忽然眼前一亮,(在台前转了一圈,又用手比划2圈)一拍大腿,告诉老人,我认识路,我带你去!老人又一次被感动,连连伸出大拇指,你是好人!你们都是好人!谢谢!谢谢!老人打开行李捧出花生,送给大家,大家谢绝了好意,老人激动的热泪盈眶,一边擦泪一边与大家道别致谢。
候车大厅剧本人物:1.农民工2.(男)知识分子(城市小资青年)3.(女)火车站候车室服务员4.(女)孕妇5.时髦女郎6.时髦女郎男朋友7.老太太8.父亲9.小女孩10.画外配音地点:候车大厅布景:四把椅子场景一、知识分子上台知识分子(穿着斯文,戴眼镜)背着公文包上台,寻找座位,寻了一个最干净的位子,掏出卫生纸,一半擦一半装,擦完刚想扔,觉得应该充分利用,接着用来擦皮鞋,擦完后看四下无人,将使用后的卫生纸随手仍地上,然后悠闲的拿出随身携带的笔记本看电脑;二、农民工上台农民工(穿着半旧西服,帽子,有点脏的白衬衣,红领带斜系着,白球鞋)将花塑料包抗肩上出场,寻找座位,随后坐在知识分子的旁边,一只脚踩在椅子上,坐下后显得比较无聊,然后被知识分子看电脑笑出声吸引了注意力,随后转头靠向知识分子,一起看电脑,用手摸知识分子的电脑并发出笑声,被知识分子嫌弃。
农民工很无趣的四处探望,随手从座位底下拾起一份报纸,反看报纸并发出笑声,被知识分子发现,并纠正。
三、时髦女郎上台时髦女郎(穿着时尚性感)走着猫步听这音乐上台,打电话找人,看表并左右寻找人,来回踱步,随后表情有些恼怒。
农民工被时髦女郎所吸引,看的入神看,眼神随着时髦女郎移动。
知识分子时不时的偷瞄时髦女郎,发现农民工看的入神,拍一下农民工,农民工回过神来。
四、时髦女郎男朋友上台找女孩找到解释安慰被拧结伴下台农民工看到时髦女郎拧男朋友耳朵时哈哈大笑,并用力拍知识分子以示提醒,知识分子很无奈。
五、孕妇上台时髦女郎与男朋友下台后,孕妇慢慢走上台,寻找座位,走到知识分子旁边时,知识分子故意用包将自己旁边的座位占座,孕妇很无奈,摇头表示知识分子人品不行;往前走两步后,农民工见状,主动起身搀扶孕妇准备让座,孕妇嫌弃农民工,侧身让开了农民工的搀扶。
看到座位上农民工踩过的痕迹,准备俯身擦拭,农民工急忙起身用袖子来回擦拭座位;孕妇用自己的包重擦后缓缓落座。
画外音提示火车晚点:民工听到自己要乘坐的车次提示音后,急忙起身收拾准备上火车,起身过程中有意无意的用包去碰知识分子的电脑,知识分子夸张的保护电脑;农民工背包走出几步后听到晚点的消息,非常失落,然后很失望的回座,并友好的向知识分子和孕妇点头示好。
七人哑剧剧本
适合七个人表演的哑剧有哪些呢?朋友们来看一下以下的剧本适不适合自己吧!
七人哑剧剧本
英雄救美
人物:王小六、胖妹、捡破烂的、某剧组人员、歹徒、年轻妈妈、小女孩、路人们
剧本:
1、街道上,日,外
王小六走在街道上,裤子两边口袋里很鼓的样子,他从口袋里拿出一块烤地瓜,手呈兰花指掰下一半,把另一半放回口袋,大口吃起来,一张报纸飞过来,盖在了王小六的脸上,报纸上标题“见义勇为,奖励一千”,王小六撞在路边的绿化树上,王小六一把拽下报纸,烤地瓜糊在了他的脸上,王小六一脸苦相,四处寻找手纸,未果,只好拿报纸擦了一通,脸成了黑色,他随手要把报纸扔掉,报纸粘在他的手上,他用另一手抓下来,又粘在了另一只手上。
如此几番,路人对他侧目而视,王小六警觉,装作若无其事,一小女孩拿着一瓶可乐,惊恐地望着他,可乐掉在地上,王小六拾起来,笑嘻嘻地走过来,小女孩吓哭,小女孩妈妈抱起小女孩赶忙走开,王小六摸摸口袋,无奈地摊开双手,解开腰带,把可乐随手塞进T恤里,
脸上露出笑容。
王小六来到垃圾箱前,用盖子把报纸夹住,往后一跳,成功把报纸从手上弄下来,王小六对报纸来了个飞吻,猛然看到报纸的标题,湊上去读了起来,边读边点头,突然报纸走了起来,王小六跟着报纸走,原来是一个捡破烂的拾起了报纸,王小六索要报纸,捡破烂的害怕躲闪,两个人绕垃圾箱你追我赶,王小六弯腰大喘气,捡破烂的不屑地望了他一眼离去。
2、便利店外,日,外
两个挂工作证的男人,正在门口把守,有人上前,他们就上前劝说离开,王小六来到便利店前,恰好两个男人上前阻挡别的顾客,王小六从他们身后进了门。
3、便利店内,日,内
胖妹正在便利店内购物,一头套丝袜的歹徒冲进来,用刀指着她,胖妹浑身发抖,从钱包中掏钱。
王小六进门,看到歹徒正在抢胖妹,刚要悄悄溜走,脑海中闪现出报纸的大标题,牙一咬要冲上去,又退了回来,王小六轻扇自己几个耳光,从货架上抄起一只炒锅,悄悄绕到歹徒身后,砸了下去。
歹徒倒地,胖妹发出尖叫,王小六上前去安慰她,被胖妹扇了几个耳光,王小六一脸哭相,胖妹指王小六后面,王小六回头,看到了摄像机和摄像师等人。
导演指指王小六,剧组人员上前把王小六往外推,只听“啪”的一声,大家都愣住,王小六的可乐瓶子掉在地上,被剧组人员踩扁,
王小六哭丧着脸摇头,胖妹从货架上拿起一瓶可乐,塞进他的T恤,将他踢了出来,搓搓双手,一脸得意。
导演示意重新开始,胖妹弯腰查看地上的歹徒,向导演摇摇头,导演头撞桌子,挥手示意大家解散,胖妹拿了自己的包出门来。
4、自动取款机前,日,外
胖妹来到自动取款机前提款,旁边一男人装作没事一样在她周围转悠,不时用眼偷窥胖妹。
捡破烂的骑着三轮车停在垃圾箱前,王小六跑过来,悄悄从三轮车上拿出那份报纸,背靠着三轮车看了起来,边看边点头。
胖妹取出钱,兴奋地点着钱,那男人突然跑过来,抓住胖妹手中的钱,胖妹死死不肯放手,被歹徒拖了老远。
三轮车开走,王小六倒地,恰好歹徒拖着胖妹来到他身后,歹徒被王小六压倒,钱掉在地上,王小六象弹簧一样弹起来,看到地上的歹徒,又看到了怒目圆瞪的胖妹,忙把歹徒从地上拉起来,为他掸掉身上的土,把钱拾起来双手交给歹徒,又向胖妹傻笑道歉。
胖妹怒,一把将王小六拨开,与歹徒展开争夺,抢过了自己的钱,王小六向胖妹伸出大拇指,点头赞许(潜台词:演技太棒了),并四处寻找摄像机,未果,但装出发现摄像机的样子,用手指指想象中的摄像机并挥手致意。
歹徒被胖妹纠缠得发怒,从兜里掏出一把弹簧刀,“啪”的一下弹开,闪着寒光,胖妹尖叫,躲到王小六身后,王小六疑惑,歹徒示意王小六躲开,王小六回头,胖妹忙害怕地摇头,王小六明白了对方
是真的歹徒,腿肚子开始哆嗦,歹徒笑继续拿刀威胁王小六,王小六脸上神情惧怕,回头遇到胖妹可怜兮兮的目光,于是无奈伸开双臂,护住胖妹,与歹徒转圈。
歹徒与王小六都晕成了斗鸡眼,胖妹趁机逃走,歹徒上前追赶胖妹,王小六挡在他面前,歹徒怒极,拿刀捅向王小六,只听“啪”一声,王小六倒地,弹簧刀插在王小六的胸口上,血水流了出来。
歹徒惊慌,刚想逃走,胖妹领着几个行人冲过来,行人们上前把歹徒制伏,押送到派出所。
胖妹抱起王小六哭泣,王小六突然站起来,惊奇地抚摸自己的胸口,把胖妹吓了一跳,胖妹把刀拔出,一个破可乐瓶从王小六T恤里掉出来,王小六拾起破可乐瓶,亲了又亲。
第一场中那个小女孩拿着两瓶可乐路过,用惊惧的目光望着他,并把一瓶可乐递给他,王小六不好意思地挠头,小女孩妈妈把她拉走。
胖妹踮起脚亲了王小六一下,王小六脸红,又成了斗鸡眼,胖妹伸出手臂,王小六羞涩地把手臂放入她的臂弯,把头靠在她的肩头,两人往前走,可乐瓶子掉在地上,小女孩回头看到,哭,画面黑。