常远王成思小品《圣诞快乐》剧本台词完整版

Old Marley was as dead as a doornail.老马利死得像个门钉This must be distinctly understood...必须清楚地理解这一点…...or nothing wonderful can come of this story I am going to relate. …或者我要讲述的这个故事不会有什么精彩的结果On Christmas night all Christians sing在圣诞夜，所有的基♥督♥徒都唱歌♥To hear the news the angels bring听到天使带来的消息Thank you, sir.谢谢，先生To hear the news the angels bring听到天使带来的消息Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.圣诞快乐圣诞快乐Holly! Get your Christmas holly!霍莉！带上你的圣诞冬青！Seven years ago today.七年前的今天What's that you say?你说什么？Mr. Marley died. Seven years ago this very day.马利先生死了七年前的今天Would it be too much to ask...会不会要求太多…...that you return to the work for which I pay you so handsomely? …让你重回我给你丰厚报酬的工作岗位？Mr. Cratchit!克拉奇先生！The fire's gone cold, Mr. Scrooge.火冷了，史克鲁奇先生Come over here, Mr. Cratchit.过来，克雷奇先生What is this? A shirt.这是什么？一件衬衫And this? A waistcoat.这个呢？一件背心And this? A coat.这个呢？一件外套These are garments.这些是衣服Garments were invented as protection against the cold. 衣服被发明用来御寒Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely...一旦购买♥♥，它们可以无限期使用…...for the purpose for which they are intended.…为了他们的目的Coal burns.煤燃烧Coal is momentary, and coal is costly.煤是暂时的，煤是昂贵的There will be no more coal burnt in this office today.今天办公室里不再烧煤了Is that quite clear, Mr. Cratchit? Yes, sir.很清楚吗，克雷奇先生？是的，先生Get back to work before I'm forced to conclude...在我被迫下结论之前回去工作吧…...that your services are no longer required.…不再需要你的服务Yes, sir.是的，先生Merry Christmas, Bob Cratchit. The same to you, Mr. Fred. 圣诞快乐，鲍勃·克雷奇你也一样，弗雷德先生Merry Christmas, Uncle.圣诞快乐，叔叔I said, merry Christmas, Uncle.我说，圣诞快乐，叔叔Humbug.骗子Christmas, a humbug, Uncle?圣诞节，骗子，叔叔？Surely you don't mean that. I do.你当然不是那个意思我愿意What's Christmas...圣诞节是什么…...but a time for buying things...…但是买♥♥东西的时候…...for which you have no need, no money?…你不需要钱吗？Time for finding yourself a year older, not an hour richer. 是时候让自己老一岁了，而不是富足一小时了If I could work my will...如果我能履行我的遗嘱…...every idiot who has "Merry Christmas" on his lips...…每个嘴边挂着“圣诞快乐”的白♥痴♥…...should be boiled in his own pudding...…应该在他自己的布丁里煮…...and buried with a stake of hollies through his heart.…用冬青木桩把他埋在心里Come now, Uncle.来吧，叔叔You keep Christmas in your way, and let me keep it in mine.你把圣诞节挡在你的路上，让我把它放在我的心里You don't keep it.你不能留着它Let me leave it alone then.那就让我别管它了Much good it may do you. Much good it has done you.这对你有好处这对你有很大好处There are many things in which I might have derived good...在很多事情上我都可以从中得到好处…...from which I have not profited. Christmas, among the rest.…我没有从中获利圣诞节，在其他的节日里But I've always thought of Christmastime as a good time...但我一直认为圣诞节是个好时光…...a kindlier, forgiving, charitable time...…一个更仁慈，宽容，慈善的时代…...when men and women see their one consent...…当男人和女人看到他们唯一的同意…...to open their shut-up hearts freely to their fellow creatures. …向他们的同伴敞开他们封闭的心扉Though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver into my pocket... 虽然它从来没有把一块金银放进我的口袋…...l do believe that it has done me good.…我相信这对我有好处And I say, God bless it.我说，上帝保佑它Not a sound from you.你一点声音也没有And you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation.你会因为失去你的处境而保住你的圣诞节You're a powerful speaker. I wonder you don't go into Parliament.你是个很有发言权的人我想知道你不去议会Please don't be angry, Uncle. Come. Dine with us tomorrow.叔叔，请不要生气来吧明天和我们一起吃饭Dine? I'd see myself in hell first.设宴款待？我会先看到自己在地狱里It would be a great joy to me. And to my wife.这对我来说将是一个巨大的快乐还有我妻子Yes, your wife.是的，你妻子I'm told she brought little to the marriage. A poor girl.我听说她没给婚姻带来什么好处可怜的女孩I love her.我爱她And she loves me.她爱我Love.爱Good afternoon, Nephew.下午好，侄子I want nothing from you.我不想从你这里得到任何东西I ask nothing of you.我不问你什么Why can't we be friends? You are wasting my time.为什么我们不能做朋友？你在浪费我的时间I'm sorry to find you so resolute.很遗憾你这么坚决We've never had a quarrel, so far as I know.据我所知，我们从未吵过架And so I shall keep my good humor and wish you a merry Christmas. 因此，我将保持我的幽默，祝你圣诞快乐Goodbye. And a happy New Year.再见祝你新年快乐How's that fine family of yours? Well. All very well.你那家人怎么样？好一切都很好You'll give them my best wishes? Yes, I shall. Thank you.你会给他们我最好的祝福吗？是的，我会的非常感谢Goodbye, Cratchit. Goodbye, sir.再见，克拉奇再见，先生And a merry Christmas.祝你圣诞快乐Idiot.白♥痴♥And he's made me late to Bushnel.他让我迟到了I'm off to the Exchange.我要去交易所了Don't lock up a moment early. No, sir.一刻也不要早锁不，先生You'll want all day tomorrow, I suppose?我想你明天要一整天吧？If it's quite convenient, sir. It is not convenient.如果方便的话，先生不方便And it's not fair.这不公平If I were to hold back half a crown from your pay for it...如果我从你的薪水中扣下半克朗…...you'd think yourself ill-used. But you don't think me ill-used... …你会觉得自己被利用了但你不认为我被利用了…...when I pay a day's wages for no work.…当我不工作付一天工资的时候Christmas comes once a year.圣诞节一年一次Poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December. 每年12月25日都要掏男人的口袋，这可不是个好借口But I suppose you must have it.但我想你一定有Be here earlier the next morning. Yes, sir, I shall.第二天早上早点来是的，先生，我会的Make sure. Yes, sir.确保是的，先生And a merry Christmas to you. Humbug!祝你圣诞快乐骗子！Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge.圣诞快乐，史克鲁奇先生Don't beg on this corner, boy.别在这个角落乞讨，孩子I'm not begging, sir. I'm Tim. Tim Cratchit.我不是在乞求，先生我是蒂姆蒂姆·克拉奇特I'm waiting for my father.我在等我父亲Tim Cratchit, huh? Well then, you'll have a long wait, won't you?嗯，蒂姆·克拉奇特？那么，你要等很长时间，不是吗？Thank you, sir. Humbug.谢谢，先生骗子Our Savior Christ and His Lady我们的救世主基♥督♥和他的夫人On Christmas day On Christmas day在圣诞节Our Savior Christ and His Lady On Christmas day in the morning我们的救世主基♥督♥和他的夫人在圣诞节的早晨Clear the road. Out of the way. Let me through.清理道路让开让我过去On Christmas day On Christmas day在圣诞节Pray, wither sailed those ships all three On Christmas day in the morning 祈祷吧，威瑟在圣诞节的早上把那三艘船都开走了His reason weak, his anger sharp And sorrow all his pay他的理智是软弱的，他的愤怒是尖锐的，他所有的付出都是悲伤Merry Christmas, sir.圣诞快乐，先生He went to church but once a year And that was Christmas day他一年只去一次教堂，那是圣诞节Merry Christmas, sir.圣诞快乐，先生So grant us all a change of heart所以请允许我们改变主意Rejoice for Mary's son为玛丽的儿子高兴Pray, peace on earth To all mankind为全人类祈祷地球上的和平God bless us everyone上帝保佑我们每个人The 1 8th of January. The 1 8th of January.一月十八日一月十八日The open market. Open market? Buying here. Buying.公开市场公开市场？在这里买♥♥ 购买♥♥ We were afraid you weren't coming. It's almost closing, sir.我们担心你不会来快关门了，先生I'm here. I said you'd be here.我在这里我说过你会来的Didn't I say Ebenezer Scrooge would be here?我不是说过埃比尼泽·斯克鲁奇会来吗？I knew you'd change your mind. You're right. I've changed my mind. 我就知道你会改变主意的你说得对我改变主意了Then you'll take our bid? The price has gone up.那你接受我们的出价？价格上涨了Gone up? That's not possible.上升了？那是不可能的You want my corn, you must meet my quote.你想要我的玉米，你必须满足我的报价Plus five percent for the delay.加上百分之五的延迟费You'll be left with a warehouse stuffed with corn.剩下的就是一个装满玉米的仓库That's my affair. If we pay your price...那是我的事如果我们付出你的代价…...our bread will be dearer. The poor will suffer.…我们的面包会更贵穷♥人♥会受苦的Buy the corn someplace else.去别的地方买♥♥玉米Scrooge, a moment.史克鲁奇，等一下We'll take your corn at the price you quoted yesterday.我们将按你方昨天所报的价格接受你方玉米Too late. Tomorrow it'll cost you another five percent.太晚了明天你还要花5%的钱It's not fair!这不公平！No. But it's business.不，但这是生意I'll give you a moment to make up your minds.我给你一点时间做决定All right, Scrooge. Done and done.好吧，史克鲁奇完成了，完成了Very good, gentlemen.很好，先生们Now make sure that the draw for this transaction...现在确保这笔交易的抽签…...is deposited with my clerk.…存放在我的职员那里I don't ship until I have the cash in hand. Good day.我手头没有现金才发货很好的一天Mr. Scrooge, I presume? Indeed you do, sir.我想是史克鲁奇先生吧？确实是这样，先生You don't know us. Nor do I wish to.你不认识我们我也不想My name is Poole, and this is Mr. Hacking.我叫普尔，这位是哈金先生Excellent. Now allow me to pass. Let me explain.杰出的现在请允许我通过让我解释一下At this festive season of the year, it seems desirable...在一年中这个喜庆的季节，它似乎是可取的…...that those of us with means should make some provision...…我们这些有钱人应该做些准备…...for the poor and destitute who suffer greatly at this time.…为了那些在这个时候遭受巨大痛苦的穷♥人♥ Provision? Are you seeking money from me?供应？你在找我要钱吗？Thousands are in want of common necessaries...成千上万的人需要普通必需品…...and in want of common comforts.…缺少共同的舒适Are there no prisons? Plenty of prisons.没有监狱吗？很多监狱Are the workhouses in operation? I wish I could say no.济贫院在运转吗？我希望我能说不The treadmill, the poorhouses...跑步机，贫民院…...still in full vigor? All very busy, sir.…仍然精力充沛？都很忙，先生I was afraid from what you said...我害怕你说的话…...that something had stopped them in full force.…有什么东西完全阻止了他们A few of us are endeavoring to raise a fund...我们中的一些人正在努力筹款…...to buy the poor some meat, drink, food and warmth.…给穷♥人♥买♥♥些肉、饮料、食物和温暖What can we put you down for, sir? Nothing.先生，我们能把你放下来干什么？没有什么You wish to be anonymous? I wish to be left alone.你想匿名吗？我希望一个人呆着Since you asked me what I wish, that is my answer.既然你问我的愿望是什么，那就是我的答案I don't make merry myself at Christmas...我不在圣诞节自娱自乐…...and I can't afford to make idle people merry.…我不能让闲人快乐My taxes help to support the public institutions.我的税收有助于支持公共机构And they cost enough.而且价格也够贵Those who are badly off must go there.穷困潦倒的人必须去那里Many can't go there. And many would rather die.很多人不能去那里许多人宁愿死Well, if they would rather die, perhaps they had better do so...好吧，如果他们宁愿死，也许他们最好这样做…...and decrease the surplus population.…减少剩余人口You don't mean that? With all my heart.你不是那个意思吧？全心全意Now, if you will go about your business...现在，如果你愿意做你的事…...and allow me to go about mine. Good day.…允许我继续我的很好的一天Father!神父！Tim.提姆You must be frozen.你一定冻僵了I'm all right now.我现在没事了Can we go home by Corn Hill and watch the children play in the snow? 我们能从玉米山回家看孩子们在雪地里玩吗？Of course we can.我们当然可以Tim, I'm to have the whole day off tomorrow.蒂姆，我明天要放一整天假We'll be together, the whole family for the entire day!我们会在一起，一家人在一起一整天！Hurrah for Christmas, the best day of the year!圣诞快乐，一年中最美好的一天！He strove for silver in his heart他为心中的银子而奋斗And gold in all his days在他所有的日子里都是金子His reason weak, his anger sharp And sorrow all his pay他的理智是软弱的，他的愤怒是尖锐的，他所有的付出都是悲伤He went to church but once a year他一年只上一次教堂Look. They're having such fun, Father.你看他们玩得很开心，神父Go on, catch it.继续，抓住它You'll be there one day, playing with the other children.总有一天你会在那里，和其他孩子一起玩I'm quite sure I will.我很肯定我会的I feel I'm getting stronger every day.我觉得我一天比一天强壮We must go home now. Your mother will be waiting.我们现在必须回家了你妈妈会等你的Yes. lt's time to go home.对该回家了Scrooge.史克鲁奇Ebenezer Scrooge.埃比尼泽·斯克鲁奇Who's calling me?谁在叫我？Someone call my name?有人叫我名字吗？Scrooge.史克鲁奇Marley?马利？Scrooge.史克鲁奇Humbug.骗子It's humbug. I won't believe it.这是骗人的我不会相信的What do you want with me?你想我怎么样？Much.很多Who are you? Ask me who I was.你是谁？问我是谁You are particular for a ghost. Who were you then?你是一个特别的鬼那时你是谁？In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.在生活中，我是你的搭档，雅各布·马利Well, can you sit down? I can.你能坐下吗？我可以Well, do it then.好吧，那就做吧You don't believe in me.你不相信我I don't.我不What evidence would you have of my reality...你有什么证据能证明我的现实…...beyond that of your own senses? I don't know.…超越你自己的感觉？我不知道Why do you doubt your senses?你为什么怀疑自己的感觉？Because a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach.因为一件小事影响了他们胃的轻微紊乱You might be a bit of bad beef or a blot of mustard...你可能是一块坏牛肉或者一块芥末…...or a fragment of an underdone potato.…或是一块未煮熟的土豆碎片There's more of gravy than a grave about you, whatever you are. Humbug. 不管你是谁，你身上的肉汁比坟墓还多骗子Mercy.仁慈Dreadful apparition. Why do you trouble me?可怕的幽灵你为什么找我麻烦？Man of the worldly mind, do you believe in me or not?凡夫俗子，你信不信我？I do! I must!我愿意！我必须！But why do spirits walk the earth? Why do you come to me?但是为什么灵魂会在地球上行走呢？你为什么来找我？It is required of every man...这是每个人都需要的…...that the spirit within him should walk abroad...…他内心的灵魂应该走出去…...among his fellow men and travel far and wide.…在他的同胞中，远走高飞And if that spirit goes not forth in life...如果这种精神不在生活中传播…...it is condemned to do so after death.…它被判在死后这样做It is doomed to wander through the world...它注定要在世界上徘徊…...and witness what it cannot share.…见证它无法分享的东西But might have shared.但可能已经分享了And turn to happiness.转向幸福You're chained. Tell me why.你被锁链锁住了告诉我为什么I wear the chain I forged in life.我戴着我在生活中锻造的锁链I made it link by link and yard by yard.我一个接一个，一♥码♥接一♥码♥ Is its pattern strange to you...你觉得它的图案奇怪吗…...or would you know the weight and length...…或者你知道重量和长度…...of the strong coil you bear yourself?…你自己承受的强大的线圈？It was as full, as heavy...它很满，很重…...and as long as this seven Christmas Eves ago.…只要这七个圣诞夜之前You have labored on it since. It is a ponderous chain!从那以后你一直在努力这是一条笨重的锁链！I see no chain.我看不到锁链Mine were invisible...我的是隐形的…...until the day of my death...…直到我死的那天…...as yours shall be.…像你的一样Jacob.雅各布Tell me more. Speak comfort to me.告诉我更多安慰我吧I have none to give.我什么也不给My spirit...我的灵魂…...never walked beyond our countinghouse.…从没走出过我们的伯爵府In life, my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits...在生活中，我的精神从未超越过狭窄的界限…...of our money-changing hole.…我们的钱换洞No doubt of that. You were a good man of business.毫无疑问你是个好生意人Business?生意？Mankind was my business.人类是我的事The common welfare was my business.福利是我的共同事业Charity, mercy, forbearance and benevolence were all my business. 慈善、仁慈、忍♥耐和仁慈都是我的事The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water...我的生意不过是一滴水…...in the comprehensive ocean of my business!…在我生意的海洋里！I'm sorry for you, Jacob. Is there anything I can do for you?我为你难过，雅各布有什么需要我帮忙的吗？For me?为了我？Nay. It is too late.不太晚了But I have come...但是我来了…...for your sake, Ebenezer.…为了你，埃比尼泽Have you? Well, you always were a good friend.有你？你一直是个好朋友As part of my penance...作为我忏悔的一部分…...l have been sent to warn you. And so you have.…我是来警告你的你也是And to offer you a hope and chance of escaping my fate... 给你一个逃离我命运的希望和机会…...you will be haunted by three spirits.…你会被三个幽灵缠住Three spirits? ls that the chance and hope you mention? 三个幽灵？希望你提到这个机会吗？It is.它是In that case, I think I'd rather not.如果是那样的话，我想我还是不要Expect the first tonight...期待今晚的第一场…...when the bell tolls one.…当钟声敲响的时候Couldn't they all come at the same time and have it over? 他们不能同时来结束吗？Expect the second on the stroke of two.预计第二个在二冲程The third, more mercurial...第三，更加多变…...shall appear in his own good time.…会在他合适的时候出现Look to me no more.别再看我了Look that you may remember...你可能还记得…...what has passed between us.…我们之间发生了什么Humbug.骗子Something I ate.我吃了点东西One.一个What was it Marley said?马利说了什么？Nothing.没有什么Just a dream.只是个梦Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?你就是那向我预言要来的灵吗？I am.我是Who and what are you?你是谁，你是什么？I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.我是过去圣诞节的幽灵Long past? No. Your past.很久以前了？不，你的过去Perhaps you would do me the favor...也许你能帮我个忙…...of placing upon your head that cap that you hold in your hand. …把你手里的帽子戴在头上I bring the light of truth.我带来真理之光Would you use this cap to put it out?你能用这顶帽子把它熄灭吗？I beg your pardon. I had no intention of offending.请再说一遍我无意冒犯What business brings you here?什么事把你带到这里来了？It is for your welfare that I appear. I can think of no greater welfare... 我出现是为了你的福利我想不出比这更大的福利了…...than a night of uninterrupted sleep.…不间断的睡眠Be careful, Ebenezer Scrooge. I speak of your reclamation.小心点，埃比尼泽·斯克鲁奇我说的是你的复垦Well, if it's reclamation, then...如果是填海，那么…...let's get on with it.…我们继续吧Come.来吧We shall be invisible...我们将是隐形的…...and silent as the grave.…像坟墓一样沉默You will now see a child, a youth.你现在将看到一个孩子，一个年轻人You will see yourself, Ebenezer.你会看到你自己的，埃比尼泽The air is so clean. How different from the city. 空气真干净与城市有多大的不同Do you know where you are?你知道你在哪里吗？Of course, I....当然，我…I was bred here. I was a boy in this place.我是在这里长大的我在这里还是个男孩That's Daniel Costas. And Robert Estes.那是丹尼尔·科斯塔斯还有罗伯特·埃斯特斯Hello, Daniel.你好，丹尼尔The big one there, that's David Tyler.那个大的，是大卫·泰勒David, look here! lt's Ebenezer!大卫，看这里！是埃比尼泽！I told you, Ebenezer. They can't hear you.我告诉过你，埃比尼泽他们听不见你说话How happy they all seem.他们看起来都很幸福That's right. They do.这是正确的是的Yes, well, it's time to move on.是的，是时候继续了Come along, Ebenezer. You know the way.来吧，埃比尼泽你知道路I could walk it blindfolded.我可以蒙着眼睛走路Your school.你的学校I remember.我记得And it's Christmas Day.今天是圣诞节There's a boy in there, neglected.里面有个男孩，被忽视了The boy is deserted by his friends and his family. 这个男孩被他的朋友和家人遗弃了His mother is dead. His father holds him a grudge. 他妈妈死了他父亲对他怀恨在心Why does his father hold him a grudge?他父亲为什么对他怀恨在心？She died in childbirth.她死于分娩His birth.他的出生Weep for the boy, if the tears will come.为男孩哭泣吧，如果眼泪会来的话He has his friends, even on this day.即使在今天，他也有他的朋友All his beloved books.他所有心爱的书His Ali Baba.他的阿里巴巴Dear old honest Ali Baba.亲爱的老老实阿里巴巴The Sultan's groom, turned upside down for Genie. 苏丹的新郎，为了妖怪倒过来But not a real child to talk to. Not a living person. 但不是一个真正的孩子不是活人Robinson Crusoe, not real?鲁滨逊漂流记，不是真的吗？And Friday? And the parrot...星期五呢？还有鹦鹉…...with green body and yellow tail? Not real?…有绿色的身体和黄色的尾巴？不是真的吗？He made do, this boy.他做了，这个男孩Let us see another Christmas Day...让我们再看一个圣诞节…...when you were a youth.…你年轻的时候Fan.风扇Fan! Dear, dear brother.粉丝！亲爱的，亲爱的兄弟I've come to bring you home, dear brother.我是来带你回家的，亲爱的兄弟To bring you home.带你回家Home.家Home, little Fan?回家，小粉丝？Yes.对Home for good and all.永远的家Father's much kinder than he used to be.父亲比以前和蔼可亲多了He spoke to me so gently one night...一天晚上他对我说得那么温柔…...l was not afraid to ask once more if you might come home. …我不怕再问你是否可以回家And he said yes, you should. And sent me in a coach to bring you. 他说是的，你应该派我坐马车来接你You're quite a woman, little Fan.你真是个女人，小粉丝And you...和你…...are to be a man now.…现在就要成为一个男人了And never come back here.再也不要回来了Come. We mustn't keep Father waiting.来吧我们不能让父亲等着Father!神父！There, boy, down. Stand still now.好了，孩子，下来现在别动Let me look at you.让我看看你They haven't been overfeeding you, that's certain.他们没有给你吃得太多，这是肯定的I've grown. I think.我长大了我想Yes, most boys do.是的，大多数男孩都喜欢You know you won't move back here. Yes, sir.你知道你不会搬回来的是的，先生It's time you made your way. I've arranged an apprenticeship. 你该走了我已经安排了学徒期You'll move into Mr. Fezziwig's in three days.三天后你就要搬进费齐维格先生家了Three days, Father?三天，神父？I'd hoped we'd have him home for longer.我希望他能在家呆久一点Longer?比较长的？Three days is quite long enough for both of us.三天对我们俩来说都够长了Don't you think, Ebenezer?你不觉得吗，埃比尼泽？Yes, sir.是的，先生Quite long enough.够长了Finished back there? All safe and secure, sir.完成了吗？一切安全，长官Into the carriage, Fan.到车厢里去，范Be on our way.马上就来Into the carriage, boy.上车，孩子Giddyap!吉迪亚普！Fan pleaded for more time, but my father was a very...范冰冰恳求再给他点时间，但我父亲是个非常…...stern man.…严厉的人And Fan-- She died a young woman.还有范——她死的时候是个年轻女子She had such a generous nature. Yes, too young.她生性慷慨大方是的，太年轻了Old enough to bear a child. One son.大到可以生孩子了一个儿子Fred, your nephew. Fred Holywell, yes.弗雷德，你侄子弗雷德·霍利韦尔，是的Who bears a strong resemblance to your sister.和你姐姐长得很像Does he? I never noticed.是吗？我从没注意到You never noticed?你没注意到？I think you've gone through life with your eyes closed.我想你已经过了闭着眼睛的生活Open them. Open them wide.打开它们把它们打开You know this man.你认识这个人It's old Fezziwig.是老费齐维格Oh, yes, my dear.哦，是的，亲爱的Would you ask Mr. Peuring to refer that matter to Mr. Scrooge? 请佩林先生把那件事交给史克鲁奇先生好吗？Thank you, my dear.谢谢你，亲爱的And you know this place.你知道这个地方Know it? Was I not apprenticed here?你知道吗？我不是在这里当学徒吗？Yoo-hoo!呜呜！Pay attention, everybody! Dick? Ebenezer? Pens down.大家注意！家伙？埃比尼泽？把笔放下No more work tonight, boys. It is Christmas Eve.今晚不用工作了，孩子们今天是平安夜So close those ledgers down.所以把账本关了Clear away in here, everybody. We need the room.大家都离开这里我们需要房♥间Here we go, lad.来了，小伙子You'll enjoy yourself tonight, Ebenezer. That is an order.你今晚会玩得很开心的，埃比尼泽这是命令Yes, sir. I'll try. Put your heart in it.是的，先生我试试看把你的心放进去You put enough of yourself into your work, and I have nothing but praise... 你在工作中投入了足够的精力，而我只有赞美…...but you're young.…但你还年轻There's more to life than books of cloth and musty old ledgers.生活中有比布书和发霉的旧账本更多的东西It's Mrs. Fezziwig and the three daughters and their suitors.是费齐威格太太和三个女儿还有他们的求婚者WOAnd a happy Christmas to you all!祝大家圣诞快乐！And Belle.还有贝尔I had forgotten...我忘了…...how beautiful she was.…她多漂亮啊Hello, Belle.你好，贝尔Hello.你好Would you like to dance? Yes.你想跳舞吗？对How long since you've danced, Ebenezer?你跳舞多久了，埃比尼泽？A waste of time, dancing.浪费时间，跳舞You didn't think so then.你当时不这么认为There was a reason then.那是有原因的You've changed since you've come to Fezziwig's. You were so gloomy.自从你来到费齐维格家，你变了你太忧郁了I think I should warn you, Miss Belle. I am of a serious bent of mind.我想我应该警告你，贝尔小姐我有严重的思想倾向I consider seriousness an admirable trait of character.我认为严肃是一种令人钦佩的品质But it can be overdone.但这可能有些过头了I shall take heed of your advice and go through life with a grin.我将听从你的劝告，笑着度过一生Come, you two! They're striking up Sir Roger de Coverly.来吧，你们两个！他们在袭击罗杰·德科弗利爵士Time enough to sample the punch when you're old and fat like me.当你像我一样又老又胖的时候，有足够的时间来品尝这杯酒I best partner my wife before that young scamp goes dancing off with her. 在那个小流氓和我妻子跳舞之前，我是她最好的搭档What a difference it makes, Ebenezer, to travel the rough road of life...埃比尼泽，在坎坷的人生道路上行走是多么的不同…...with the right female to help bear the burden.…有合适的女性来帮助承担责任What a lucky man I am!我真幸运！Shall we join the others?我们一起去好吗？My pleasure, Miss Belle.不客气，贝尔小姐Old Fezziwig.老费齐维格A silly man.一个愚蠢的人Silly? Why silly?傻？为什么这么傻？What did he do to deserve the praises of those apprentices?他做了什么值得那些徒弟称赞？Spent a few pounds?花了几英镑？Dance like a monkey?像猴子一样跳舞？Beamed a great smile?微笑着？Well, the happiness he gives-- Gave--他给予的幸福--Was quite as great as though it had cost 1 000 pounds.就好像花了1000英镑一样棒Just small things.只是一些小事Belle. Are you in love, Ebenezer?贝尔埃比泽，你恋爱了吗？The thought had occurred to me. She's too good for you.我突然想到了这个想法她对你来说太好了One day, when I've made my fortune...有一天，我发了财…。

圣诞节小品台词关于圣诞节小品台词范本在现实社会中，我们使用上台词的情况与日俱增，台词是我们在表演时候的对白、旁白、独白等。

你所见过的台词是什么样的呢？以下是小编为大家整理的关于圣诞节小品台词范本，仅供参考，大家一起来看看吧。

甲：啰鼓响，鞭炮鸣，乙：阵阵声声听的清，丙：还有圣诞的歌声，丁：不幸!甲：(白)我叫魔鬼，乙：(白)我是毒蛇，丙：(白)我名恶魔，丁：(白)我——邪灵!甲：我们的时间很宝贵，乙：抽空儿来这儿开个会，丙：我们四个很相配，丁：哥们儿!甲; 听说地上教会很多，乙：耶稣的'真理都在说，丙：发展下去不得了，丁：糟糕!甲; 这件事情很麻烦，乙：耶稣的真理不能传，丙：传了咱们就玩完，丁：危险!甲; 绞尽脑汁想办法，乙：挖空心思出主意，丙：全力以赴配合好丁：想点高招!甲; 这个高招我来想，乙; 咱们把他的时间抢，丙：让他整天不得闲，丁：让他忙!甲：有钱能使鬼推磨，乙：古往今来都这么说，丙; 挣钱多的要鼓励，丁：给他打气!甲：男人一天干16小时，乙：女的也别把腰直，丙：挣钱挣钱还是挣钱，丁：真甜!甲：买了房子再买车，乙：美美嗞嗞乐呵呵，丙：欲望无止没有够，丁：奋斗!甲：起早贪黑忙不停，乙：家人之间没亲情，丙：感情越来越梳远，丁：危险!甲：麻将桌上战的鼾，乙：三天三夜没合眼，丙：浑浑噩噩昏头障脑，丁：点炮!甲!电视电脑转不停，乙：靡靡之音害灵魂，丙：教他怎样去享乐，丁：诱惑!甲：各种杂志都别漏，乙：漂亮美女看不够，丙：教他去搞婚外情，丁：我看行!甲; 各种广告不能丢，乙：成天抢着去购物，丙：超市商场跑个遍，丁：腿酸!甲：偶尔也去趟教会，乙：心不在焉打瞌睡，丙：若问今天讲的啥？丁: 没法答!甲：这样下去他不得救，乙：一提教会他就够，丙：咱的目的达到了，丁：就是高!甲; 说时迟那时快，乙; 咱们马上动起来，丙：各就各位往前抢，丁：上岗!甲：各位弟兄姊妹们!乙：千万(要)识破魔鬼依靠神，丙：读经祷告不可少，丁：要记牢!甲：各位弟兄姊妹们，乙：做光做盐荣耀神，丙：紧跟主的脚步走，丁：不回头!合：紧跟主的脚步走，不回头!。

常远王成思小品圣诞快乐剧本台词完整版剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。

与剧本类似的词汇还包括脚本、剧作等等。

它是以代言体方式为主，表现故事情节的文学样式。

剧本主要分为文学剧本与摄影剧本。

本站站今天为大家精心准备了常远王成思小品圣诞快乐剧本台词完整版，希望对大家有所帮助! 常远王成思小品圣诞快乐剧本台词完整版旁白：第二次世界大战期间，战火席卷了整个欧洲，东线战场，物资匮乏，供给不足，就在圣诞节前夜，战士们都在期盼着补给的到来。

王成思：杰克，盒子。

常远：真的？王成思：是的。

常远：哪里有盒子？我看看。

王成思：我看看。

常远：我看看。

（望远镜被拉成两半）王成思：我们一起看看。

常远：好。

在哪呢？王成思：那那那。

常远：这么近用拿望远镜吗？王成思：followme（跟我来），gogogo（走走走）。

常远：我够不着，你够吧。

王成思：我的意思是，走。

常远：走，你就说走吧，还来个够，够，够，装说明呀，mygod（我的天）。

快，打开。

王成思：好。

（打开箱子）怎么有个圣诞老人的衣服。

常远：这有一封信。

拉姆中尉，你要的圣诞物资已送达，圣诞快乐，但请你注意，下回这事别麻烦空军了，谁老有这闲工夫，都不够油钱。

这是敌方的圣诞物资，快，趁他们来之前能拿什么拿什么，来来来。

全都装上，快快快。

这个也装上。

冷旭阳：别动，你，出来。

你是谁？常远：我是圣诞老人，merryChristmas。

冷旭阳：你又是谁？王成思：我是他的麋鹿。

冷旭阳：少废话，你们到底是谁？王成思：我不是说了嘛，我是麋鹿，我们迷路了。

冷旭阳：不说是吧（准备开枪）。

常远：别，别。

我们是来找拉姆中尉的。

冷旭阳：我就是啊，你们是？常远：我还正要说你呢，以后你这事别老麻烦我们空军，谁老友这闲工夫啊。

王成思：都不够油钱。

常远：真是。

冷旭阳：这么说，你们是上面派来送圣诞物资的？常远：切。

冷旭阳：误会误会。

常远：行了，下次注意吧，梅上面事，我们就先走了。

献给圣诞节的幽默小品剧本《家庭和睦全凭爱》家庭和睦全凭爱人物:婆婆、媳妇（小芳）、儿子（阿明）、李大嫂道具：一桌子、三把椅子、脸盆、碗筷、围裙、假发第一幕婆婆：（出场走到舞台前中间）我这人真是命苦，自从生下儿子后，孩子他爸就……就（开始有点哽咽抽泣）……撒手而去了！。

我历经千辛万苦，好不容易才把宝贝儿子拉扯大，给他盖了房子，娶了老婆，哪知道他们结婚都三年过去了，我那儿媳妇的肚子……，哎呀还是扁扁的毫无动静。

我这老太婆想抱孙子都快想疯了！唉，真是命苦啊！（这时儿媳妇出场，坐在旁边的椅子上，婆婆拿起一只脸盆）婆婆：唉哟，我家这只老母鸡可能肚子饿了，得给它喂食了，咯……咯……（一边做喂鸡动作）你这只死老母鸡，就知道吃、吃，都不知道给我生蛋！真气死人！小芳：（听了婆婆的话后，表情很生气，瞪着眼睛看婆婆）婆婆：做人啊就是累！（打着呵欠）真累，先睡会儿吧。

（婆婆走到一边的椅子上，靠着椅子就睡了）小芳：（站起来到台中间）我这婆婆真不象话，指着鸡老骂我，说我不会生孩子，其实生不生孩子又不关是我一个人的事，大家说对否？！家里很多事还都没干就知道睡、睡、睡。

（旁边传来狗叫声，就用脚踢了一下）你这死“猪”就知道睡，哼，岂有此理！（很不高兴地下台）婆婆：（这时她醒来揉揉眼睛，走出门，来到台中间，正好李大嫂出场，两人碰见了）哟，姑娘，看你着急的样子，要往哪儿飘啊？李嫂：唉，阿姨啊，是你呀！我要去买东西呢！看你身体还是瞒好的吗？怎么听有人说你有神经病了？婆婆：什么？！说我神经病？！谁说的？！李嫂：还有谁说的，不就是你自家人说的呗！婆婆：我自家人，谁啊？李嫂：（环顾四周一下，遂贴着婆婆耳朵）：是你儿媳妇小芳说的。

婆婆：（非常生气）啊！回去找她算帐！（气愤地下台了）小芳：（出场碰上李大嫂）哎，李大嫂，你怎么在这啊？李嫂：在家闲着没事出来转转。

哎，小芳看你听有精神的嘛，怎么听人说……（有点犹豫又不好意思说）听人说你有病？小芳：有病？我哪有病！谁说的？是哪个八婆嘴瞎说的？李嫂：（又环顾四周一下，贴着她耳朵）：是你那个婆婆说的，她说呀，你全身都是病，她还说你生了一种叫什么荒胎的病耶！小芳：（带着疑问）什么？荒胎病？李嫂：对，就是说那种不会生孩子的病！小芳：（非常生气）啊！原来是这个死老娘说的，哼，我非要找她说说，真是没门！（边说边下台）第二幕阿明：（上台来到中间）我阿明最近比较烦恼，常言说得好啊，世界上最难处理的关系就是婆婆和儿媳妇之间的关系。

圣诞节⼩品剧本3篇 圣诞节对的⼈来说是⼀个特别盛⼤的节⽇，在举⾏圣诞活动的时候，进⾏⼩品的表演也是⼀个不错的选择。

以下是店铺为⼤家整理的基督节⼩品剧本，供⼤家参考! 圣诞节⼩品剧本⼀ ⼩品名：流泪、跪下、痛悔 ⼈物： 彭涛——彭妈的⼉⼦ 李娟——彭妈的媳妇 黄姐——传道⼯⼈ 医⽣——内科主任 第⼀场：逼 -/迫 彭妈：三年前，我⽣了⼀场⼤病，钞票⽤光，医院回断，拜假神、偶像、请师娘、童⼦，不见效果病加重，在俺俺⼀息⾛投⽆路时信了耶稣，病全好了。

但我⼀个宝贵⼉⼦，看到我的神迹，照理应该谢谢耶稣，但反⽽百般阻挠、反对、咒诅、逼 -/迫。

我三年没有到她家去，今天我不知道啥上做错⼜病了，已困了三天三夜，不吃不喝，带信叫⼉⼦来，她不来，今朝我⾃已坚持找上门去，叫她照顾，不知她接待我吗?唷，到了，让我来敲门，咚…咚… 李娟：哦，来啦(开门)唷，恩妈，快进来，坐坐…… 彭妈：媳妇啊，我已经困了三天，没有⼒⽓，不吃来喝，⼈吃不消，请你快快送我到医药院。

李娟：喊：彭涛，快出来，恩妈⾝体不好，好⼏天啦，快送她到医院⾥去。

彭涛：你做啥，你信耶稣的，靠耶稣吃去，叫耶稣医去，跑跑跑，滚滚滚，去去去，推出去⼀关门。

彭妈：哎，宝贝⼉⼦啊(⼤声喊)，我抱你、养你、给你学堂⾥去，砌房⼦、吃喜酒、寻娘⼦，我就是信耶稣，不是犯法的事，你为什么这样逼 -/迫我，你待差娘要招报应的(她摇摇摆摆喊着)：耶稣来救我，耶稣救我…(跌下去)昏迷不醒。

第⼆场：福⾳ 黄姐：这⼏天圣⼯很忙，今天我要到周姊妹家中去。

唷，这是彭⼤姐，怎么跌在这⾥(让我来，抱她起来，抱在⼿⾥，拍她…喊她…祷告,她慢慢地醒了).彭姐：你怎么跌在这⾥呢?你到哪⾥去? 彭姐：黄姐，我已经三天没有吃饭，没有⼀点⼒⽓，打电话叫⼉⼦来，送我到医院⾥去，不但不来，我到她家中去，被她赶出门外，她反对我信耶稣。

圣诞欢歌故事简介：Scrooge was a hard，clever，mean old man. There was nothing warm or open about him．He lived a secretive，lonely life，and took no interest in other people at all．On Christmas Eve, his business partner’s ghost, Marley, died seven years ago, visited him and took him to the past, current and future. This was an endless and horrific night.人物：Scrooge（主人翁）Young ScroogeLittle FanMarley(幽灵)Bob（职员）Bob’s wife and daughterFred（外甥）GentlemanWoman AWoman B剧本正文第一场场景1( In Scrooge's office. Bob tries to warm his hands over the candle.)Scrooge:What are you doing there, Bob?Bob:I'm warming my hands, Mr. Scrooge. It's so cold here.Scrooge: Am I paying you 15 shillings a week for warming your hands?Bob: I'm freezing, Mr. Scrooge. Frost stands on the windows. My hands are too cold to write. I can't even read my own handwriting.Scrooge: Too cold to write? Humbug! If you were working harder, you wouldn't be cold. Just put on your overcoat. If I hear another word from you, you will go where it is really cold. Bob: Excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, eh ... tomorrow it's Christmas.Scrooge:So what? You'll want all day off tomorrow, I suppose?Bob:If quite convenient, sir.Scrooge: It's not convenient, and it's not fair. I have to pay you a whole day's wages for no work at all.Bob: It's only Christmas once a year, Mr. Scrooge.Scrooge:That's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December!（朝着另外一个人）Now, who's here? It's my nephew Fred.场景二（a young man comes in.）Fred: A Merry Christmas, Uncle! (朝着Bob)God save you!Scrooge: Bah! Humbug!Fred: Christmas a humbug, Uncle? You don't mean that.Scrooge: I do. Why do you call it ‘merry’ Christmas？You're poor enough.Fred: What right have you to be so dismal? You’re rich enough.Scrooge:Bah! Humbug!Fred:Don’t be cross, Uncle.Scrooge: What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas? A time for finding yourself a year older and not a dollar richer.Fred:(大声地)Uncle!Scrooge:（打断Fred）Nephew, Keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine. Fred:Keep it? But you don’t keep it! Uncle！Please don't say that！I've always thought of Christmas as a time to be helpful and kind to other People．It's the only time of the year when men and women open their hearts freely to each other．And so，uncle，although I've never made any money from it，I think Christmas has been and will be a good time for me！And I say，God bless Christmas!(Bob 鼓掌)Scrooge:（指着Bob，Bob停止鼓掌，继续工作）Stop that foolish clapping! Let me hear another sound from you, and you'll celebrate Christmas?by losing your position!（朝着侄儿）You’re quite a powerful speaker,sir.A wonder on don’t go into Parliament.Fred: Don’t be cross, e, dine with us tomorrow.Scrooge:I’ll see you in hell first. Good afternoon!Fred: Uncle! Well ,we will waiting for you tomorrow!Scrooge: Good afternoon!!!（朝着Gentleman）Who are you?Fred:（朝着Bob）A Merry Christmas.(下台)场景三（A gentleman comes in.）Gentleman：Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?Scrooge:Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years, (小有停顿) this very night. Gentleman：At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and the destitute. Manythousand s are in want of common comfort, sir.Scrooge:Are there no prisons?Gentleman：Prisons?Yes, yes, plenty of prisons.S crooge:And the union workhouses are they still in operation?Gentleman：They are. I wish I could say they were not.Scrooge: Good. Then what do you want to do?Gentleman：This festive season, a few of us are endeavoring to raise a fund to buy the poor some meat and drink and means of warmth. What shall we put you down for?Scrooge:Nothing！I don't have a merry Christmas myself，and I won't pay for other people to be merry．We all have to pay for prisons and workhouses—they cost enough．The poorwill have to go thereGentleman：Many can't go there，and many prefer to die.Scrooge: If they prefer to die，why don't they die，then？There are too many people in the world！（Bob同情地看着Gentleman）Gentleman：（双手摊开，朝着Bob，很悲伤地）A Merry Christmas！（下台）第二场过去场景一(In Scrooge’s house)Scrooge: (一个人在房间里踱步，恶狠狠地)Merry Christmas? Humbug!（突然一阵铃铛响，Scrooge恐慌的看着周围）What ‘s the matter?（突然一阵锁链的声音，马丁的鬼魂上场）Scrooge:（with great surprise and fear）who and what are you? （中间有个小停顿）What do you want?Marley：(轻飘飘的声音，有气无力地) In life I was your partner，Jacob Marley．Scrooge: (假装镇定，大声地)It's humbug，I tell you！突然一阵更恐怖的声音响起，Marley张牙舞爪，Scrooge被吓得瑟瑟发抖Marley：The spirit of every man who does not help other people in life has to travel endlessly through the world after his death．We have to carry the chains that we made forourselves in our lifetime．Do you，Ebenezer Scrooge，recognize my chain？It is verylike the one that you wear！Scrooge: Why？Tell me why do you come here?Marley：I am here for your own good. I am here to help you change your life！Follow me! Now I will take you to your past.（音效;飞走的声音）场景二一大群人在狂欢庆祝圣诞节, 年轻的Scrooge一个人在一边忧伤地徘徊，羡慕地看着他们Scrooge:（很茫然地）Where am I?（四处看看，指着年轻时候的自己）Oh，it was me when I was young .Oh, I remembered, it was Christmas day, (忧伤地)but I was alone.Young Scrooge:（悲伤地喃喃自语）Scrooge，a merry Christmas!Fan: Dear，dear brother! I’ve come to bring you home!Young Scrooge: Home, little Fan? But, Dad……Fan: Yes, home! Father is so much kinder than he used to be. He spoke so gently to me one night.I was not afraid to ask him if you might come home.Young Scrooge: Then what he said?Fan: He said yes. And he sent me in a coach to fetch you. And we’re to be together all the Christmas long. And to have the merriest time in all the world!Young Scrooge:You’re quite a woman, little Fan.Scrooge:（哭泣状）She had a large heart.Marley：But she died a woman,.Scrooge: How I desired for Christmas .Poor boy！(停顿一会儿)I wish—but it's too late now.(摇摇头，叹息) There was a boy singing Christmas carols at my door yesterday．I'm sorryI didn't give him anything.（抓住Marley）I can't watch any more！It's too awful！Marley：OK.I will show you the other Christmas .(音效：飞走)第三场现在(Bob’ house，一家三口人正坐在餐桌前分享圣诞晚餐，其乐融融)Scrooge:It’s Bob’s house. (羡慕地)What a happy family!Daughter：（指着布丁）Mom, I want the pudding any more. It tastes wonderful.Wife: Oh，my honey, you can eat more next year.Bob: It's your greatest success in all the years that we've been married，my dear！Wife: （幸福地）Well，I did wonder how much fruit to put in it. But, yes,it's a good one.The next year, I will make a bigger one.Bob：（作举杯状）A merry Christmas to us all，my dears！God bless us！Let's drink to Mr Scrooge, whose money has paid for this meal..Daughter: Oh,no.Wife: (angrily)His money！What can we buy with his fifteen shillings a week？Why should we drink to the health of a hateful，hard，unfeeling，mean old man like Scrooge? Daughter: (不悦地)He is a bad man.Bob：My dear, remember it's Christmas.Wife: （举杯）Well，Bob，I'll drink to his health only because of you and because it's Christmas．Long life to Mr. Scrooge！A merry Christmas and a happy new year to him！He'll be very merry and very happy，I'm sure！Daughter：（不情愿地，举杯）A merry Christmas. God bless us every one！Marley：(看着那一家三口)In your neph ew’s house , they pray for you as well.Scrooge:（忏悔状）I know.Marley：There is no more time. Then I’ll show you the shadows of the things which haven't happened yet，but will happen in the future. I hope it can help you to change yourlife.Scrooge: But……（飞走）第四场未来Scrooge(上台，东张西望): Marley!(Tow women are coming)Woman A: Well！The old man has died at last. How poor，to die with no friends or family around him！To lie in an empty room，with no candles or flowers！But who cares. Oh,What's he done with his money？Woman B: I haven't heard，He hasn't left it to me，that's all I know．（WB拿起胸前戴的项链）Woman B: Beautiful, isnt’t it? I don't care if everybody knows where this comes from！We all have to take care of ourselves！He always did！Woman A: Exactly true.Woman B: Does a dead man need these things？And why was he so mean when he was alive？We all worked for him，didn't we？Cleaned his house，washed his clothes，cookedhis soup？And what did we get？Three shillings a week！It's no surprise that he diedalone，with no friends around him！Woman A: You never spoke a truer word. He was a bad man，we all know that. Look at this shirt, it was his best. They put it on him after he died．But he doesn't need it now thathe's dead！Woman B: You took the shirt off a dead body, while he was lying there！Well, well, he will crawl out from the grave.Woman A: He frightened everyone away when he was alive，and only to profit us now that he's dead！Hahaha…（两个女人大笑着下场）Scrooge: The man they are talking about is me ,right? No，Marley！Oh，no，no！(悲伤中，一会后) Marley，I will be good to other people , keep Christmas in my heart and tryto be kind, and cheerful，and merry，every day. Marley，my friend, tell me that myfuture will change，if I change my life now！Marley:Just do you want to.Every thing will be better.第五场 End（In Scrooge’ house）Scrooge：（wake up suddenly，look around）still here? I’m still here.(大笑).(欢快地大喊)I’m still here!I don’t’t know what to do.I’ve heard that laugh before.I will remember the past，and think of the future，(jumped out of bed) God bless you，Jacob Marley！And Godbless Christmas！(towards to students) I don't know what I'm doing！A merry Christmasto everybody！A happy new year to all the world！（绅士从一边经过上台）Scrooge：(转头看见，激动地握住绅士双手)My dear sir，how do you do？I hope you succeeded yesterday. A merry Christmas to you,sir！Gentleman：Mr. Scrooge？Scrooge：Yes，that's my name,and I fear it may not be pleasant to you.But allow me to ask your pardon..And will you hauv the goodness……（悄悄话）Gentleman：(大喜)Lord bless me!My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious?Scrooge：And not a farthing less.Will you come and see me tomorrow about it？Gentleman：（cried happily）I will！I don’t know what to say to such……Scrooge：Thank you，and God bless you！Now I must go to my nephew's house. Good bye; Gentleman：A merry Christmas！Good bye（依依不舍，下台）(Scrooge 往前走两步，敲门)Fred：（开门，惊喜状）Uncle???(手中拿的杯子掉了)Scrooge：I've (小停顿)…….come to dinner．Will you let me stay，Fred？Fred：Of course, Uncle! Welcome! Welcome! Merry Christmas.. Loot at our table. Turkey,……so much food. We will have a wonderful dinner.(Bob上台，敲门)Fred：Uncle，please wait for a minute. Let me see who it is.(开门)( 朝着叔叔)Oh，it’s Bob.(朝着Bob)Bob: Merry Christmas!Fred: Merry Christmas! Come in, please!Bob:(看着Scrooge，很局促)I……I don’t know you would be here. I just, just……Scrooge：（上前，拥抱Bob）A merry Christmas，Bob！A merrier Christmas，Bob，than I've given you for a long time．I'm going to pay you well. Now let’s have dinner together inthe special day. (朝着同学们)God bless us，every one！谢幕！。

---------------------------------------------------------------范文最新推荐------------------------------------------------------ 爆笑校园小品双簧剧本《贺新年》 甲：(边走边看表上台说：哎呀!急死我了。

快到点了。

)乙：(手拿着地瓜跟着甲后说)大哥呀，你慢些走啊，俺的地瓜还没吃完呢。

甲：别吃了，快把地瓜扔了吧。

乙：哎呀妈呀!大哥，这是那疙瘩呀?你瞅瞅，这人山人海地，黑压压的一大片，一个个的呲牙裂嘴地冲俺笑呢。

甲：这是清河中学迎新春联欢会演出现场。

今天咱俩来表演节目双簧。

乙：大哥，啥叫双簧呢?甲：就是你脸黄，我脸黄加一块儿-------双簧乙：这人也真是地呀，眼神不大好!俺们村里的年轻人呀都夸俺长的白里透红地，快要跟国际明星接轨里呀。

就你说俺黄，俺不演了，俺要回家!甲：(急着上前拽乙)回家干什么去?乙：别拉俺，别扯俺，拉拉扯扯地容易出问题。

俺要回家吃地瓜。

(向侧台走)甲：走哪也忘不了她的地瓜。

好了好了。

等演出完了以后，我让姜校长给你买一筐。

乙：大哥呀。

校长给俺买地瓜，真的吗?1 / 74甲：真的!给你开个玩笑。

其实呀，这双簧就是一个在前面演，一个在后面说，很简单的。

乙：那俺到后面去说。

甲：这为啥呀?乙：没听说么，这凡是水平高的人呀都在前面演，再说了，大伙看看这小伙儿长的多坷碜人呀。

真是惨不忍睹啊!哎呀妈呀，说走嘴了。

甲：你说什么?乙：大哥呀，你别生气。

其实你长的蛮英俊的。

左看像刘德华，右看像周润发的三大爷，前看像歌星韩红，后看真的像猪八戒他二姨呀! 甲：去去去，这还有人样吗?行了行了，你可别埋汰我了，咱们开始吧。

乙：好了，在开演之前俺给你化化妆。

甲：你行吗?乙：没问题的。

(甲背朝观众，乙化妆好后，甲转向观众) 甲：给我捣持成啥样了?乙：这就是艺术!甲：那我今天就为艺术献身了!乙：大伙呀给点掌声鼓励鼓励呀!(乙下侧台配音)(准备开始，甲点头示意乙开始)乙：新年到，乐陶陶，清河中学真热闹。

春晚小品剧本，《大城小事》王宁：（面带微笑）大哥，看房不？七十年大产权，优惠促销！买一平，送一瓶，汽水儿！（发传单）艾伦：（面带微笑）帅哥！您看看这个！两百平米大别墅！买一套，送一套，煎饼！（发传单）王宁：老板，看房不？大海边的四合院！四合院里有大海！（发传单）艾伦：大哥！湖中间大平房，大平房中间……（被王打断）王宁：别瞎发呀！哥不教过你了么？你得看人需要啥你再发啥！艾伦：哦~~（发传单）专治各种疑难杂症！王宁：你还是没开窍！（发传单，小声）按摩保健情感陪护！艾伦：哥！哥！我不想干了！你当初说的多好，带我来北京搞传媒，这怎么发上小广告了？王宁：哥不给你解释了么？（亮出传单）这是啥？（艾：传单）（扔掉传单）哪去了？（艾：没了）传（单）媒（没）么！艾伦：那传媒大学是不是都是干咱们这行的？王宁：你是不是傻呀你？人传媒大学就是培养发小广告的？人家是设计小广告的！艾伦：哥！你说咱发小广告一天遭人多少白眼儿啊？我不想干了！我想回家！王宁：哥早就不想干了！（拿出火车票）瞅瞅！艾伦：（满脸笑容）北京到哈尔滨硬座儿！哥，你买着票了？王宁：哥排了三宿才排着两硬座儿！揣好了，啊！艾伦：放心吧，哥！（拍拍兜）王宁：明天咱就坐火车回家过年去！艾伦：哥，还明儿啥呀，咱走吧！王宁：等会儿！记不记得咱前两天让人举报刷了三天墙？（指常远家）就这家干的！艾伦：你说他怎么跟个事儿妈似的？王宁：反正咱过完年回来也不贴小广告了！咱几天不发了，把这点儿小广告全塞他家门缝里！艾伦：呵呵呵，行，哥！呵呵~走……（突然停住，发现摄像头）哥，摄像头！王宁：伪装！（王宁艾伦伪装了一下）（常远上场）常远：（打电话）喂！物业呀！我跟你们反应个事儿啊！这个小区的停车位让你们设计的太不合理了！车位设计的这么宅，车跟车停的这么近，车门都打不开！多不方便……好在我没有车！还有，以后我跟你们物业提的问题你们要及时改正！我也是为了提升咱们整个小区的品质！你小区的品质上不去，业主住这儿心里多不舒服，幸亏我不住你们小区！行了，你们好好反省一下吧，啊！（挂掉电话，又拿起手机打）模特儿公司！我约的那两个模特怎么还不来？几点了，来，你自己看看，几点了？（把手机放在手表前）我跟你说啊，这次我要的模特一定要高大、威猛、英俊、潇洒，跟我一样，又帅又爷们儿！啊！（常远下场，王宁、艾伦跑到门口）王宁：快，就这家！艾伦：贴上！王宁：咱把猫眼儿锁眼儿全给他堵上！艾伦：哥，咱把小广告全塞他家门缝儿里！王宁：好主意！（两人忙着塞）英语四六级包过！艾伦：月嫂保姆家政服务！王宁：麻将扑克牌九技巧！艾伦：管道疏通家电维修！王宁：高价回收冬虫夏草！艾伦：北京到哈尔滨硬座！哈哈哈！哥，我发完了，咱走吧！（王无语）王宁：走……回哈尔滨哪？（艾伦摸兜找票，找不着，准备冲进屋）你要干啥？艾伦：我要票啊！王宁：你要票你敲门人家开门你怎么说啊！你就说你发小广告的？艾伦：我不说我是发小广告的，我说我是传媒大学的！王宁：行，你说你是传媒大学的，你就敲门，哎，（打开门）人家就问你（艾：哎哎哎！），人家就问你：你传媒大学的上我们家干什么玩意儿你？你干什么？（艾伦：哥！哥！哥！（指屋里））（王宁看见屋里的假人，吓一跳，摔倒了）哎我去闹什么玩意儿你都把我推人家里来了？艾伦：（指假人，小声）哥，假人！（常远上场）常远：（打电话）你们模特公司能不能靠点儿谱？啊？这俩模特第一次跟我见面就迟到这么长时间（艾伦、王宁一动不动装假人）！行了，你别解释了，我不想听你解释！（靠在王宁肩膀上）就这样，再见！（挂电话）哎呦，我的天！（王宁动了一下，常远吓了一跳，随即看到了艾伦，又吓了一跳）吓人（yin）（吓晕了）王宁：你看给人家吓坏了，快抢救！（艾伦准备做人工呼吸）艾伦：（吸气）常远：住嘴！！！！！！！！！！！！！！（爬起来）你们怎么进来的？王宁：门儿没锁，我俩就进来了！常远：门儿没锁就不能敲敲门吗？你们公司是不是都像你们这样没礼貌？艾伦：有礼貌也干不了我们这行！王宁：干我们这行脸皮就得厚！（捂脸）常远：脸皮厚，呵呵，来，把手拿下来，我看看你们脸皮能有多厚？王宁：把脸挡着，别让他看见！艾伦：嗯！常远：把手拿下来，我看看你们形象啊！艾伦：哥，一人做事一人当，（大声）你要看就看我吧！！！王宁：要看看我的，别看我弟！常远：噢~~~我的天哪！卖嘎den（My God）！你们都长成这样了，还好意思互相攀比？你们公司对模特的要求还有没有底线？艾伦：模特儿？？王宁：噢~~是！我们就是模特儿！（把耳罩放在头顶上）艾伦：啊~~对！我们就是底线。

小品《昨天今天明天》台词剧本小品《昨天今天明天》台词剧本主：万水千山总是情，给点掌声行不行。

欢迎收看实话实说，小崔出差了，今天我来带班。

观众朋友们大家好，可能有些观众刚刚打开电视，我们这次将实说实说的现场转移到了景色宜人的北方小城---桦南，来到第五小学的美丽的校园，来倾听文明、勤奋、上进的同学们的心声。

下面有请来自（6）4班的两位朋友。

（进场。

音乐）主：二位好，咱们先向观众朋友们做个自我介绍吧。

女：我叫李娟，男：我叫王虎，女：我十四，男：我十五，女：我属鸡，男：我属虎，女：我是二楼的超级女生男：我是全年级的帅哥――替补主：请坐请坐。

二位初次参加这个节目，可能有点紧张！放松，说着说着就不紧张了。

今天的话题还是“昨天，今天，明天”。

男：昨天晚上没睡觉，害怕节目不上套，今天观众真不少，俺这心情真是好；明天回家补一觉，安心再把学习搞一搞！谢谢！主：不是,王虎我不是让你说这个昨天,我是让你往前说。

女：前天,前天俺们俩得到班主任的通知,谢谢。

主：我说呀,我说的这个昨天、今天、明天呀,不是~~~昨天、今天、明天。

男：是后天主：不是《后天》。

女：那是哪个电影？主：不是电影。

我说的这个意思就是？？回忆一下过去,评说一下现在,再展望一下未来。

你听明白了吗？男：啊~~~那是过去、现在和将来！女：这也不是昨天、今天和明天阿?男：就是，没这么问地。

主：算我弄错了~~~那谁先说呀？男：我说吧,还有准备。

（王虎拿出小本）主：啊,真准备好啦？男：我先说吧，各位领导，老师、同学们，大家好。

改革春风吹满地，桦南五小真争气；六个年级多景气，六年级哥姐最神气，一年级弟妹真风趣！谢谢！（乐队奏乐）主：啊，这是首诗。

女：该我了,主：你也准备啦？女：是~~~我站着说吧。

医院把病人整穷；股市把股民整疯；网络把后代整蒙；教育把学生整庸；官员把群众整聋；政绩把财政整空；金钱把关系整松。

谢谢！男：这些问题国务院都办不好，你操哪门子心啊！女：这不说说吗？主：叫什么谈话啊,整个一个赛诗会呀。

圣诞节主持的开幕词（通用5篇）在快速变化和不断变革的今天，需要用到开幕词的地方越来越多，开幕词通常要求具备简明性、口语化、宣告性、引导性和鼓动性，这五大特点。

但是一到要写开幕词的时候就无从下笔？以下是小编整理的圣诞节主持的开幕词（通用5篇），希望对大家有所帮助。

圣诞节主持的开幕词1男：亲爱的朋友们、女士们、先生们，晚上好，圣诞节好。

女：祝大家圣诞快乐!平安狂欢夜吉祥!齐：宜宾天空圣诞篝火晚会现在开始。

男：今天，是节日的火焰，喜悦和欢乐，让我们相聚在了一起。

女：今天，是天空俱乐部的情缘和友谊让我们又相逢在了一起。

男：感谢所有的来宾和朋友们一起来参加我们这个盛大的篝火狂欢晚会。

女：让我们一起共同渡过这个激情的、动感的、欢乐的美好夜晚。

齐：亲爱的朋友们，天空爱你们。

女：让我们用歌声和祝福迎接圣诞的钟声，共同祝愿明天更加美好!男：让我们用真诚为明天的平安幸福而虔诚地祈祷，尽情地狂欢吧!女：伴随着我们的欢歌笑语，圣诞老人向我们走来啦，他带来了新年最美好的祝福，也带来了新春的温馨和对幸福美好的憧憬。

男：伴随着圣诞的钟声，也伴着我们圣诞的歌声，愿每一个虔诚的祈祷和心愿在新的一年里都能够实现。

女：你走来，我走来，我们都走到了一起来，在这美丽欢乐的天空世界里，愿我们的友谊和真情地久天长。

男：愿大家笑口常开，心中有爱，爱永相随。

圣诞节主持的开幕词2合：普天同庆大地欢呼，万王，万主之主。

男：在两千多年的历史长河中，一切的万物景象都在时间的覆盖下所湮没;女：一切的人类事件也都在时间的冲刷下所淡忘.男：但淡忘不了的，是那个声音----那个细小、温馨的声音;女：.但淡忘不了的，是那个应许----那个抚慰心灵的应许.合：期盼吧!仰望吧!男：历世历代中，多少饥渴心灵的期盼;女：期盼着黎明曙光男：万方万民中，多少绝望生命的等待.女：等待着峰回路转男：他是基督，全能的上帝之子女：他是耶稣，人类的救赎主;男：他是王，和平的君女：他是至高至大，无限尊贵荣耀合：让我们高呼吧!让我们欢舞吧!男：愿我们的口成为赞美的泉源，歌颂这位君王女：愿我们的手热情挥舞，迎接这位君王男：愿万口向君王称颂，愿万膝向君王跪拜!女：愿海浪尽情的澎湃，愿山川自由的欢跳合：这天，让世界各地、穹苍诸天无不充满着崇拜的声音!哈利路亚，荣耀归主!男：亲爱的耶稣!女：亲爱的救主!合：我们来了，纪念你的降生，庆贺你为新生男：从温馨宁静的平安夜女：到欢乐沸腾的圣诞节合：天人合一，宇宙同庆，天使歌颂，四方响应，男：我们赞美尊崇你!女：我们欢呼敬拜你!男：掀开历史的篇章，你用慈爱眷顾养育女：拉开未来的帷幕你用恩光普照引领男：举目xx星光闪烁，那是你慈爱的眼睛在静静观看女：放眼xx雪花飞舞那是你似水的柔情在轻轻撒播男：大地饱享甘露，随以五谷新果奉上女：众生蒙受恩泽，当以感恩赞美献上男：听x鼓乐齐鸣，高歌颂扬，直入云宵女：看x轻歌曼舞，婀娜多姿，扣人心弦男：这是对上帝的献礼，这是对圣婴的敬意女：这是浓浓之爱在流淌这是幽幽之情在倾洒合：平安祥和是今日的气息欢乐颂扬，是这天的旋律圣诞节主持的开幕词3主持人开场白甲：在这绚丽多姿的日子里，我们又一次迎来了圣诞节。