幽默式英语演讲开场欣赏
幽默式开场欣赏My respected comrades, I think when my name Marx Gorky is mentioned here, some measuring modifiers such as great noble tall will be added to it.
If we always overemphasize and boast a certain person, we will neglect the achievements others made and the importance of others existing.
I wonder if you have ever thought of that.
Please believe me.
Im not talking high language on purpose nor am I making myself up.
Considering some important reasons, I have to speak so.
Say, there are great difference between our ages, but we share the same mother─children of all literature of Soviet Union.
Judging the value and the authors achievements is up to the readers.
And commenting on a piece of works of literature is up to the critic.
敬爱的同志们，我觉得，提到高尔基的名字时，常常会加上一些度量的形容词，如伟大的、高尚的、高大的等等。如果老是过分地强调和抬高一个人物，我们就会使别人的成就和重要性失去光彩，这一点，你们没有想到吧？请相信我，我并不是故意讲漂亮话，也不是装模作样。有许多重要的原因使我不能不说这些话。打个比方说，在这里，我们各位的年龄尽管相差很大，然而都是同一个很年轻的母亲──全苏联文学的孩子。
衡量一个作家的成就，是读者的事；说明一部文学作品的社会意义是批评家的事。
英语演讲稿幽默3分钟 下面是小编为大家整理的英语演讲稿幽默3分钟，仅供大家进行参考。 范文【一】 Someone said we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite. I dont know who wrote these words, but Ive always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all. We are young. How to spend the youth? It is a meaningful question. To answer it, first I have to ask what do you understand by the word youth? Youth is not a time of life, its a state of mind. Its not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. Its the matter
of the will. Its the freshness of the deep spring of life. A poet said To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt a lot there. Id like to share it with all of you. Lets show our right palms. We can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is. I have a short line of life. What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future in this way. Well, lets make a fist. Where is our future? Where is our love, career, and life? Tell me.Yeah, it is in our hands. It is held in ourselves. We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future can go better itself. Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened. From the past, weve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. Weve learnt that we cant choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. Failure doesnt mean you dont have it,
英语演讲稿开场白【三篇】 篇一 经典英语演讲开场白范文： 1.We are drowning in news. Reuters alone puts out three-and-a-half million news stories a year. That’s just one source. My question is: How many of those stories are actually going to matter in the long run? That’s the idea behind The Long News. It’s a project by The Long Now Foundation, which was founded by TED stars including Kevin Kelly and Stewart Brand. And what we’re looking for is news stories that might still matter 50 or 100 or 10,000 years from now. And when you look at the news through that filter, a lot falls by the wayside. 2.Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you, General Caslen, for that introduction. General Trainor, General Clarke, faculty and staff at West Point, you have been outstanding stewards of this proud institution and outstanding mentors for the newest officers in the United States Army.
幽默又有意义的英语演讲稿篇一：幽默的英语演讲稿 英语演讲幽默开场白 作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法 入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他 演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头 微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好
象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸 体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了， 但眼睛有些疲劳。 i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。 我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i have never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that. 幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我.我先
[英语演讲开场白]精彩英语演讲开场白示例篇一: 精彩英语演讲开场白示例 精彩英语演讲开场白示例 有了好的开头，英语演讲便成功了一半。 英语演讲稿开头怎么写?希望岱恩英语老师分享的精彩英语演讲开场白示例能够为你提供帮助。同时，岱恩英语老师也要提醒大家，一场成功的英语演讲光靠英语演讲稿是不够的，还需要掌握很多英语演讲方法和技巧，并且一个人的英语演讲能力也是需要反复锻炼才能提升的。希望大家好好学习，早日成为英语演讲高手! 最新英文演讲稿开场白 尊敬的评委，尊贵的来宾，女士们，先生们，大家晚上好!能够站在这里进行演说，我感到十分荣幸。今天我将和大家一起分享?? honorable judges,distinguished guests,ladies and gentlemen,good evening!I feel really honored to stand here and make a speech.today I”m going to look together with you into this question:?? Good morning everybody!It’s my honor to speak here,and I am very glad to share my topic with you. Then today I’d like to talk something about..... Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the English
Speaking Competition for Grade 2005. First of all, please allow me to introduce myself, your host for today. I’m Sammy from Cla6, Grade 2005. There are all together 26 contestants to compete in today’s English Speaking Competition, all from Grade 2005. And this competition will be mediated by a panel of five judges. Also on the panel are “question masters” who will be responsible for raising questions of today’s contestants. Now, I have the great privilege of presenting today’s judges. Ladies and gentlemen, MiLiu, welcome; MiLuo, welcome?OK, after introducing our judges, now let’s go over the rules of the competition. Each of the contestants has 3 minutes to present a prepared speech and 2 minutes to answer questions raised by the judges. During the prepared speech, a staff member will raise a yellow board as a signal that there is half a minute left. Then, at the end of 3minutes, a red board will be raised to let the speaker know that the time has run out. So, please raise the red board. Thank you!
有趣的三分钟英语演讲5篇 有趣的三分钟英语演讲篇一 now please allow me to introduce myself to you .my name is wangjia and imajored in traffic engineering .baoji is my hometown it is verybeautiful. and the people are very friendly. as we all knowen thingking is easy acting is difficult and to putone＇s thoughts into actions is the most difficult thing in the world. so if we want to learn english well ，we must practice reading englisheveryday ，acturally practicing repeatly is the best way to succeed.whenyou speak ，don＇t care how poorly or how well you speak just care aboutcatching the chance to speak ，enjoy losing face or just forget your facebecause the more you speak the better your english will become，neverafraid ofmaking mistakes because the more mistakes you make the more progress you will make.as a man living in the world ，we must try our best to makeeach day our masterpiece and don＇t let our parents down ，don＇t ever letour country down ，most importantly don＇t let ourself down. yesterday is a memory tommorrow is a dream so live for todayjust do it right now.i believe if you can dream it you can
英文演讲稿开场白 第一篇：英文演讲稿开场白 opening statement mr. chairman, senator thurmond, members of the committee, my name is anita f. hill, and i am a professor of law at the university of oklahoma. i was born on a farm in okmulgee county, oklahoma, in 1956. i am the youngest of 13 children. i had my early education in okmulgee county. my father, albert hill, is a farmer in that area. my mother's name is irma hill. she is also a farmer and a housewife. my childhood was one of a lot of hard work and not much money, but it was one of solid family affection, as represented by my parents. i was reared in a religious atmosphere in the baptist faith, and i have been a member of the antioch baptist church in tulsa, oklahoma, since 1983. it is a very warm part of my life at the present time. for my undergraduate work, i went to oklahoma state university and graduated from there in 1977. i am attaching to this statement a copy of my resume for further details of my education. i graduated from the university with academic honors and proceeded to the yale law school, where i received myjd degree in 1980. upon graduation from law school, i became a practicing lawyer with the washington, dc, firm of ward, hardraker, and ross. in 1981, i was introduced to now judge thomas by a mutual friend. judge thomas told me that he was anticipating a political appointment, and he asked if i would be interested in working with him. he was, in fact, appointed as assistant secretary of education for civil rights. after he had taken that post, he asked if i would become his assistant, and i accepted that position. in my early period there, i had two major projects. the first was an article i
篇一：幽默英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿 love your mother 爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. i dont understand, he said. 我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........ 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系... later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?. 后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered...... 上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人... i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children. 我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子... i gave her a hardness
英语演讲开场白台词 【篇一：精彩英语演讲开场白示例】 精彩英语演讲开场白示例 有了好的开头，英语演讲便成功了一半。好的英语演讲开头能够吸 引听众的注意力，让你的英语演讲获得更多人的认可。那么，英语 演讲的开头应该怎么写才能吸引听众的注意力呢?下面与你分享精彩 的英语演讲开场白示例。 1、精彩英语演讲开场白示例一：问候听众，介绍自己 good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentleman, thank you for being on time/making the effort to come today. let me introduce myself first. my name is... 英语演讲稿开头怎么写?英语演讲稿的开头问候听众是最基本的礼貌。在一个陌生的场合作英语演讲，英语演讲稿的开头可以先介绍 自己。人的好奇心都特别强，如果台上站着一个不认识的人作演讲，听众们一定都想知道演讲者的身份背景信息。所以在英语演讲的开头，大大方方将自己介绍给听众，让大家认识自己，无论如何，这 总比演讲结束了，台下的观众还不知道台上那个家伙是谁要强!英语 演讲稿开头怎么写 英语演讲稿开头怎么写?精彩英语演讲开场白示例 2、精彩英语演讲开场白示例二：受邀致辞 id like to thank you for inviting/asking me/giving me the chance to... i am grateful for the opportunity to present... 通常情况下，在一起企业活动或者学术活动中，有的演讲者会作为 嘉宾被邀请发言。这个时候，你可以通过上述英语演讲开场白来发 表讲话。 3、精彩英语演讲开场白示例三：告知演讲主题 thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell you about... the subject of my presentation is... 英语演讲稿的开头要记得告知听众演讲的主题，不要一篇英语演讲 洋洋洒洒结束了，听众还对你所讲述的主题不甚明了，那就太悲剧了。一开始就告诉听众主题，让他们带着已有的自我认知跟着你的 演讲往下听，他们的兴趣会更浓厚，如果他们听了半天不知道主题，又没怎么完全听懂，演讲就没有太大效果。 4、精彩英语演讲开场白示例四：引起听众兴趣
幽默英语演讲稿 love your mother 爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他. i dont understand, he said. 我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........ 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系... later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?. 后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会 常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered...... 上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候, 我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人... i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children. 我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害, 甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子... i gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care
英语演讲稿精彩开场白集锦 尊敬的评委，尊贵的来宾，女士们，先生们，大家晚上好!能够站在这里进行演说，我感到十分荣幸。今天我将和大家一起分享…… honorable judges,distinguished guests,ladies and gentlemen,good evening!i feel really honored to stand here and make a i"m going to look together with you into this question:…… good morning everybody!it's my honor to speak here,and i am very glad to share my topic with you. then today i'd like to talk something about..... (大家早上好!能在这里做此次演讲我十分荣幸，也很高兴能跟大家一起分享我的主题，今天我想演讲的是......) good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the english speaking competition for grade XX. (掌声~~~) first of all, please allow me to introduce myself, your host for today. i’m sammy from cla6, grade XX. (译文：女士们，先生们，大家晚上好!欢迎来到05级英语演讲比赛的现常首先，请允许我来个自我介绍。我是今晚的主持人—来自05级6班的典典。) there are all together 26 contestants to compete
英语演讲稿幽默3分钟_幽默的英语演讲稿 3分钟 英语演讲稿幽默3分钟下面是wtt为大家整理的英语演讲稿幽默3分钟，仅供大家进行参考。 范文 【一】 Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. I don’t know who wrote these words, but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all. We are young. “How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question. To answer it, first I have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” Youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind. It’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. It’s the matter of the will. It’s the freshness of the deep spring of life. A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt
英语演讲开场白 英语演讲开场白：欢迎听众(正式) - wele to our pany - i am pleased to be able to wele you to our pany... - i'd like to thank you for ing. - may i take this opportunity of thanking you for ing 英语演讲开场白：欢迎听众(非正式) - i'm glad you could all get here... - i'm glad to see so many people here. - it's great to be back here. - hello again everybody. thank you for being on time/making the effort to e today. - wele to x part ii. 英语演讲开场白：受邀请在会议上致词 - i am delighted/pleased/glad to have the opportunity to present/of making this presentation... - i am grateful for the opportunity to present... - i'd like to thank you for inviting/asking me/giving me the chance to... - good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentleman - it's my pleasant duty today to... - i've been asked to... 第1 页共17 页
幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照）演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake. 创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。 As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee. 幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。 Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast. 幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。 I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes. 幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that. 幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我
英语演讲开场白(精选多篇) 第一篇：英语演讲的开场白 英语演讲开场白：欢迎听众(正式) - welcome to our company - i am pleased to be able to welcome you to our company... - i’d like to thank you for coming. - may i take this opportunity of thanking you for coming 英语演讲开场白：欢迎听众(非正式) - i’m g lad you could all get here... - i’m glad to see so many people here. - it’s great to be back here. - hello again everybody. thank you for being on time/making the effort to come today. - welcome to x part ii. 英语演讲开场白：受邀请在会议上致词 - i am delighted/pleased/glad to have the opportunity to present/of making this presentation... - i am grateful for the opportunity to present... - i’d like to thank you for inviting/asking me/giving me the chance to... - good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentleman - it’s my pleasant duty today to...
英语演讲幽默开场白 作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。 作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。 幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。 演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast. 幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。 过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。 i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes 幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。 创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常 紧张。 我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 personally, i have never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that. 幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。 创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我. 我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。 let me put this into plain english. i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。 创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的？ 如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。 if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one i know. 幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。 创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。 演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 making a speech is like watering a lawn. you’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in. 幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。 幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。 创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么开始前我想告