1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? Because it makes fat fact!
2. Why is the letter E so important?
Becauseit 'th s e beginning of everything!
3. Why are the letter G and letter S in “ glovesc”lose to each other?Be cause there is love between them!
4. What letter is an animal ? B( bee)
5. What letter is a question? Y(why)
6. Why is U the joyest letter? Becauseit 'in s the midst of fun!
7. How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
Take a longer rope and compare with it!
8. What can you tell from Peter 're s cord
card with extremely poor grades?
He didn 'c t heat!
9. What does everybody do at the same time? Grow old! ( or
Breathe)
10. What resembles half a pie? The other half!
11. Who works only one day in
a year but never gets
fired?Santa Claus 圣诞老人
12. Why do lions eat raw meat? They don't know how to cook.
13. How many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside!
14. How can you be completely sleepless for
seven days and still lack no rest? Sleep at night
5. If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become? wet
16. If two 's company and three 'c s rowd, what 's foaurnd five? 9
17. The farmers in this village used modernmethods but harvested no apples this year, why? They plant peach but not apple tree
18. A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.
Why
19. What falls often but never gets hurt? snowflake
21. Where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? hen
23. How can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 888+88+8+8+8
24. How can you make 6 out of three 7' s?
25. How can you make 6 out of three 5's
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? it
fell from the last step
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
Because their heads are far from their bodies!
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? Washinton,D.C.!
36. Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side whe n it enters a room?
Because it can't see both sides at once.
37. How do you know policemen are strong ?
38. With which hand do you write? Neither.I use a pen!
39. What must you do before you return a book to the library?
1. What ' s the Chinese for “ six of one and half a dozen of the other?
A. 六分之一
B.人云亦云
C.半斤八两
D.见一面分一半
2. What three letters turn a girl into a woman?
A.Sun
B. DAB
C. EYE
D.EGA
3. We don ' t want it. It 's “a white elephant. ” What is it?
A. 一件无用而累的东西
B. —头白象
C.白给的东西
D.白色陷阱
4. What ' s too much for two and just right for one?
A. Time
B. A secret
C. Two friends
D. A room
5. What ' s the Chinese for “ talk big ”?
A.吹牛
B.说谎话
C.骂人
D.很大
6. I know that from A to I.
A.从A到I
B.从头到尾
C.字母表
D.距离很远
7. You can 't do iot u. Ycan sue to Ann for help.
A. ask
B. think
C. find
D. give
8. What ' s that? That ' s a lily I like it very much.
A. girl ' s name
B. flowerpCic.ture D. cup
9. He 's a -ymesan I don 't like him .
