小学英语 英语故事(幽默故事)Coincidence

狐狸和老鼠的故事英语作文Once upon a time, in a bustling forest, there lived a cunning fox and a nimble mouse. The fox, with its sleek red fur, roamed the woods with sly eyes, while the mouse, small and swift, darted among the bushes, ever watchful.Underneath the moonlit sky, their paths crossed, not by fate but by sheer coincidence. The fox, hunger gnawing at its belly, eyed the plump mouse with a mixture of hunger and admiration. Meanwhile, the mouse, sensing danger, froze in its tracks, its whiskers twitching nervously.With a sudden leap, the fox pounced, jaws wide openlike a trap snapping shut. But the mouse, quick as lightning, slipped away, leaving the fox with nothing but a mouthful of air. Undeterred, the fox licked its chops, plotting its next move with a cunning gleam in its eyes.Days turned into nights, and nights into days, as the age-old game of cat and mouse played out in the heart ofthe forest. Each time the fox thought it had the upper hand, the mouse would slip through its grasp, leaving behind nothing but frustration and a growling stomach.Yet amidst the chase, a strange bond began to form between predator and prey. The fox, though driven by hunger, couldn't help but admire the mouse's wit and agility. And the mouse, though fearful for its life, found a strangethrill in outsmarting the fox at every turn.In the end, it wasn't hunger or fear that defined their relationship, but a mutual respect born from the thrill of the chase. And so, amidst the rustling leaves and the whispering winds, the fox and the mouse danced theirendless dance, bound together by the unbreakable ties ofthe forest.。

幽默英语小故事Once upon a time, there was a man who loved to tell jokes. He was known far and wide for his ability to make people laugh, and he took great pride in his talent. One day, he decided to try his hand at telling jokes in English, even though it was not his native language. He thought it would be a fun challenge, and he was eager to see if he could make people from different cultures laugh.The man started by learning some basic English jokes and practicing them in front of the mirror. He paid close attention to his pronunciation and intonation, making sure that he sounded as natural as possible. After weeks of preparation, he felt confident enough to try out his jokes on a group of English-speaking friends.The man's friends were initially skeptical when he told them that he had jokes to share in English. They knew that English was not his first language, and they were unsure if his jokes would translate well. However, as soon as the man began telling his jokes, their skepticism turned to delight. His delivery was so enthusiastic and his timing so perfect that they found themselves laughing harder than they had in a long time.Encouraged by his friends' positive reactions, the man decided to take his jokes to a wider audience. He started performing at open mic nights and comedy clubs, and before long, he had developed a following of fans who eagerly awaited his next performance. His jokes were a hit not only with English speakers, but also with people from all over the world who appreciated his universal sense of humor.One day, the man was invited to perform at a comedy festival in a foreign country. He was thrilled at the opportunity to share his jokes with an entirely new audience, but he was also nervous about how they would be received. As he took the stage, he could feel the eyes of the crowd on him, and he wondered if his jokes would translate well across cultural boundaries.To his relief and joy, the audience responded to his jokes with uproarious laughter. They appreciated the clever wordplay and the universal themes of his humor, and theymade him feel right at home in their country. The man realized that humor truly knows no borders, and that laughter is a language that everyone can understand.From that day on, the man continued to tell his jokes in English, and he became known as a master of cross-cultural comedy. He proved that no matter where you come from, a good joke will always bring people together and bring joy to their hearts.In the end, the man learned that language is no barrier to humor, and that a good joke will always transcend cultural differences. He continued to spread laughter wherever he went, and he became a beloved figure in the world of comedy. And as he looked back on his journey, he knew that he had found his true calling in making people laugh, no matter what language they spoke.。

少儿英语口语幽默小故事阅读There is a difference between knowledge and wisdom, but without the one the other cannot be gained. We cannot have a harvest of wheat without seed and skill of cultivation. Knowledge is the root of wisdom; wisdom isthe ripe fruit of knowledge.The love of knowledge has been characteristic~ ofmost great men. They not only loved knowledge but they were willing to work hard to attain2 it. When a man wins success, people say, "He is a genius." But the realcause for his success was that the love of knowledge led tothe effort to obtain it.Useful knowledge is the knowledge which is of benefit to ourselves and to others, and that is the most important which is the most useful. It is the belief of many peoplethat knowledge is better than riches, and that itspossession brings more comfort to the owner than anything else.The power of intellectual knowledge,without the owner of moral principle,often tends to evil. Character is the criterion5 of knowledge. Not what a man has, but what he is, is the question. The quality of soul is more than thequantity of information. If we have noble purpose,our intellectual attainments will naturally turn to the loftiest4 uses知识与智慧有所区别，但两者相辅相成。

趣味幽默双语小故事五则在繁忙的生活中，也要偶尔放松自己的心情。

下面店铺为大家带来趣味幽默双语小故事五则，欢迎大家阅读!趣味幽默双语小故事：正中下怀Whenever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car，and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal，I was surprised by his reply.每当我开车的速度超过55英里时，我那辆旧车就开始剧烈地抖动，所以我决定把它卖掉。

当第一位买主来看车时，我犹豫该不该告诉他这车的毛病。

最后，我还是决定说实话。

我原以为这下这笔买卖就完了，可是，他的回答却使我吃了一惊。

"That's okay，”he said.”I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration，I' 11 know she is driving too fast."“这没什么关来，”他说:“我是在替女儿买车。

如果她一旦艳怨车子扦动的事，我就会知道她一定开了快车。

”趣味幽默双语小故事：推理A fourth-grade teacher was diving her pupils a lesson in logic.”Here is the situation,"she said.”A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. He loses his balance，falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"小学四年级的教师在给学生们讲逻辑学。

简单英语小故事两分钟：珍贵的硬币"Ah, good! Room already cleaning up, the chair also has been put in the corner. From the outside back to mom and dad will certainly be cold. Now is not the time to bake bread,but I do not want to read. Do something good? "Mary thought.Suddenly, the little girl has been begging pale face, her eyes reflect now. When, oh, when her dirty little hands, Louguo Mary sent her 10-cent coin, her eyes flashing light ah what joy!Grandpa month ago to send Mary rocket coins, Mary hasbeen treasured in her red box upstairs. She wanted to use itto buy those tempting sweets. Only 10 cents a not too expensive.However, just when she decided to buy one, she saw the wearing shabby clothes, begging the little girl, standing in front of grocery stores, is pathetic staring helplessly cupboard, placed rows of displays candy.Mary-friendly to say： "Hey, what are you thinking about it, little girl?"Perhaps no one has ever so graciously spoken to her, then, how about a little girl with one eye staring in front of Mary Yeah. Smart little girl, Mary sensed friendly.So she is very sad and sincere, he said： "I am hungry, I have not eaten on the day I want to eat something that ginger bread rolls.."Mary hear, could not help but say to yourself： "Oh, Mary, Mary, breakfast, lunch, you are well fed, but can stand infront of you this poor little girl, but did not eat a meal of it. fast, the coin to her, she was more need of it! "Oh, Mary really could not bear to see her face that sad hungry, so Mary would happy to put coins into the hands ofthe little girl, then straight left that food stores.Although Mary did not eat that alluring candy, but shelike to eat, like, I feel very happy and happy.“哈，好了！房间已经打扫得干干净净了，椅子也已经放到墙角。

儿童幽默英语小故事从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。

笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。

下面店铺为大家带来儿童幽默英语小故事，欢迎大家阅读!儿童幽默英语小故事1：一眼看中The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didn't you tell me this before?""I have told you." Said the go-between with justice on his side, "When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye."女孩找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。

他的一只眼是假的，你以前为什么没有告诉我?”“我怎么没告诉你?” 媒人不甘示弱，“你们第一次见面后，我就说，他是一眼看中你的。

”儿童幽默英语小故事2：同样的服务A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."When I was first married, I was very happy, I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.”"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚宴顾问请教。

儿童英语幽默故事实用3篇儿童英语幽默故事1Early in the morning, the hippo came out for a walk as usual. The difference is that there is a foul smell in the air today. What is it? Where is it? The hippopotamus sniffed at it with its nose. The hippo looks around. Not only did he not know it, but his good friends were lions, hedgehogs, monkeys, and crocodiles who had just climbed up from the river. While looking, he asked, “where does it stink and where does it stink?""Look, what's that? The hedgehog sees a good big lump, the finger to that huge object ask everybody. Everyone came up to him. "wow, it's really smelly!" "Not only smelly, but also very big!" "And whose shit is this? I said it all in a word."Who can pull such a big shit? "Only such a large animal! "Are you talking about elephants? "I guess it's the sky! "Ha-ha, the sky won't grow! I haven't seen it! "But sometimes the sky will urinate, you are not wet! Ha ha ha ha." "Don't laugh at me, you too, ha-ha." "Ha ha ha." The prairie is remembered with happy laughter."Sorry, it's my shit. I'll sweep it off!" It was the poop of theelephant, no wonder it was so big! Good big ah! I haven't seen such a big shit. "The animals said to each other. "Why do you take such a big shit?" When they heard the crowd asking themselves, the elephant thought for a moment and said, "maybe I eat more." "Said the lion." we eat more, too. I have such a big shit to pull." "So do I." "Me too! The hippo heard all the people wanted, and said, "well, we'll all e here tomorrow morning to see who has the bigger shit!" Everyone agreed, and as soon as he got home, he ate it, and everyone wanted to take the big shit.Finally the next day, you e to guess who is the champion. And, of course, the elephant! What a big mess! The hedgehog said sadly, "well, my shit is the smallest. I went home yesterday and tried to eat it. I couldn't sleep at night. It's the smallest." "What are you doing? Look back, isn't this mom and dad? Why are they all here? "Shit everywhere? Come on, clean up your shit!" So the friends began to pack their shit. This time, the hedgehog won the championship.儿童英语幽默故事2His son's final exam results came out, and the former chief of the department who had been busy with the fake work heard the report from his son on the phone, saying that he had takenthe "double hundred" this year. Once the section chief was overjoyed, thought, son this time finally gave me to contend for light, more have the face, so, all the way hummed the little song to go home.According to your own reward plan, if you take the "double hundred", you will reward your son 200 yuan, otherwise you will have no money and even punish.Back at home, the son happily took out his report card to the former section chief. Was section chief looked at his son's report card, and his face suddenly overcast, the shine to collect 200 yuan in his hand into his pocket and said to the son, "the reward for this semester is free, you next semester's, take an examination of the" double hundred ", a reward to your dad."The son is somewhat unconvinced, timidly asks: "is you said to have the reward, I examined 'double hundred', why does the speech not calculate words?""Why didn't you reward me? You know better than I did. I didn't want to say anything to make you have a good summer vacation."Later that night, Mrs. Zeng asked him, "this little guy looks a little unconvinced. Last year, he got a double hundred. Yourewarded him. This year, he got a double hundred. Why didn't you reward him?"Zeng explained, "I saw the problem at the first glance of his report card, and his' double hundred 'was altered by himself, not at all. The two subjects scored 10 points, and the "0" was obviously wrong and the handwriting was very different."That" double hundred "was also his change last year, why do you still reward him?" "The wife wondered."He altered the" double hundred "last year I haven't see it, is I didn't see that careful resolution, that little one or a double hard, can achieve real ones. The means of cheating must not be what he did, but there must be someone behind him. Or you can copy it at the copy shop. I don't want to encourage my child to give him a taste, try to get real, and get rewarded for real results. Ah! It had been expected that the child could not understand my good intentions!"Is it good for you to do so? It's just encouraging kids to be fake, to have children, and to grow up to be criminals." "Said the wife."Such a clumsy method, see how I punish him tomorrow!" Zeng said angrily.儿童英语幽默故事3Words are the baby of the family. It is not only the long tiger that makes people like it. And small brains are quite clever.One day, the mother thought of trying to test her son's words, and gave him two arithmetic questions.First, the mother of a college teacher.Mother asked: words, you say, 1 + 1 is a few!Clever words, really clever, do not wait for mother's words to fall, immediately raised two fingers, milk to reply mother: 2!At this moment, I was so happy that I didn't know my mother, and immediately gave the smart son a big round of applause. Meanwhile, she hugged her son tightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek.Then the researcher's father got off the point.My father asked, "what is the one minus one?"The words at the moment did not answer as soon as they had answered their mother's question. He tilted his little head to one side and thought, and then made a face at his father, and held out a small fist with five fingers.This, can make the university teacher mother, and the researcher father confuses: words, son, you this is what ah!Then the words were happy, looking at the father and mother a puzzled look, xi xi smile: this is it this one finger has no!Mom and dad were surprised to hear such a big, unexpected answer. Both of them, together, took their son's words together and kissed them repeatedly: ah, it was a speech to hide and hide the cat from my father and mother! .At the moment in the ing days snuggling with mom and dad's arms, and raise a five fingers are tightly together little fist, 1 vigorously in pettish: is that is, the ing days to give mom and dad hide-and-seek! : hey! : hey! : hey! ......。

少儿英语故事翻译：一枚硬币的旅程One day, Dora’s mother gave her a coin, It was a bit dirty, so Dora washed it. Then it started talking to Dora.Today I talked to a coin, When it was made, it was nice and clean. People took the coin to a bank. It stayed therefor a few days. A person at the bank gave the bank gave the coin to a man. My mother went to buy some cake from theman’s shop. The man ga ve the coin to her as part of her change. She dropped the coin. A street cleaner saw it and picked it up. He returned it to my mother. She gave it to meas pocket money. I washed the coin to make it clean again.一天，多拉的母亲给了她一枚硬币。

它有点儿脏，所以多拉把它洗了洗。

听听这个硬币的英语故事。

今天我和一枚硬币谈话了，当它被铸造的时候，它很好看而且干净.人们把钱存到银行。

它在那儿待几天.银行的人把这枚硬币给了一名男子。

我的母亲从这名男子的商店里买一些蛋糕。

这名男子将这枚硬币作为零钱的一部分找给她。

她掉了这枚硬币。

一位街道清洁工看到了并把它捡起来。

他把她还给了我母亲。

母亲把它当零花钱给我了，我洗了这枚硬币，让它再次变干净。

One day, the little mouse Jim hungry to stay at home last night, the rest of the rice paste crunch of broken rice has also been eaten, then nothing can fill the stomach of friends. Suddenly, Jim found not far from the entrance even have a piece of cheese, Jim even smell the cheese seductive aroma of it. But ...... Jim hesitated, looking past the hole from the outside world is like opening the mouth of a monster, if at any time he should swallow like. Finally, hunger conquered fear Jim heart. He stuck his head out quietly, cautiously eyeing this strange world. This time even a little bit abnormal ring, makes Jim decisively abandon delicious cheese, quickly slipping into the hole. But, okay, what does not ring surrounding the house was quiet. Just at that moment, Jim lightning channeling out, accurately grabs a piece of cheese. "Hey, Jim!" Someone calling himself? ! Jim was shocked, mouth cheese almost fell down. "Do not be afraid, it is me." Turned out to be his best friend Jimmy, a piece of cheese, it is her on the floor. Little Jimmy finally help his friends to overcome the fear, out of the mousehole. Jim looked around curiously, this is a big house, in the middle stood a square table, the table filled with delicious fish and ducks, as well as a pot of fragrant cheese. Jim is no longer so afraid of it, he and Jimmy go on happily enjoying this rare gourmet meal. However, at this moment, a shadow group of the corner being quietly approaching them. Suddenly, "Meow", that group shadow lunged volley to Jim, it is a vicious Tabby Cat. Jim turned his head, only to see a ferocious feline face, Zhang Xuepentaikou. Jim scared legs soft, he thought: "It's over!" Pinch, Jimmy flung Tabby hit in the past. Tabby Cat did not look out, hit a stagger. This time on the Jim forward a channeling from Tabby Cat claws to escape. Tabby Cat shocked, can take a closer look, he dare to strike turned out to be a little mouse. This is his annoying friends. Tabby Cat let Jim, Jimmy rushed toward the past. Jimmy wanted to run again will be impossible for you, Tabby Cat sharp claws fan to Jimmy's face, before Jimmy got it together yet, Tabby Cat a slam her tail. "Hmmm, you just ran!" Tabby exposed ferocious expression. It seems only a blink of the eye work, next to Jim froze, his legs involuntary shiver, heart thump thump beats violently, the blood of a trial of strength to the head Bay. How to do it? In front of a fear that he would only have been a cat. Escape it? But under the catlike his best friend die. Tabby Cat finally revealed sharp teeth, bite down toward Jimmy. Never gave much thought, Jim a skip step twist waist, "bass", directed Tabby Cat fury. Tabby it being complacent, I suddenly felt a pain in the root of the tail, "Ouch!" It turned out that way, Jim bite in the tail Tabby Cat, Tabby Cat painful squeak wow barking ah, swiftly rushed out, no longer afraid came back. "Damn Tabby Cat escape myself!" Two little mice cheering. Two little mice with their courage to overcome the ferocious Tabby Cat, Jim, it is also overcome the fear, no longer have to hide in a small rat holes all day in it.有⼀天，⼩⽼⿏吉姆饥肠辘辘地待在家⾥，昨晚剩下的糊饭嘎吱碎⽶粒也已经吃光了，再没有什么可以填饱肚⼦的啦。

1. A secondA man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says: "In a second"一秒钟一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

他问："主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少？""一便士"上帝回答,男子又问："那一百万年呢？"上帝说："一秒钟"。

最后男子请求道："上帝,我能得到一便士吗？"上帝回答："过一秒钟"2.Cat and MiceMrs. Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs. Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them.""But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend."So is the cat," whispered Mrs. Brown.猫和老鼠布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。

英语幽默故事翻译Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife." "Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did." was the answer.一位女士正在唱歌。

一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：“多难听的嗓音!”他说，“你知道她是谁吗?” “知道，”男士答复，“她是我太太。

” “噢，请你原谅。

”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。

我想知道那是谁写的歌。

” “是我。

”男士答复道。

A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗? 学生：考试科目的名称是什么?Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad:You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢? 父亲：你真笨。

He loves chocolate chips
He loves chocolate chips
他爱吃巧克力曲奇
An old man was laying on his bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chips. He loved chocolate chips more than anything else in the world. with his last bit of energy, he pu“ed himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking chocolate chips. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alonel" she said, "They're for the funerall 老头躺在床上，只能再活几个小时了。

突然，他闻到了巧克力曲奇的味道，他最爱吃这种饼干了。

因此他用最后一点力气，翻下床，爬到楼梯那，下楼到了厨房。

他老伴正在做巧克力曲奇。

他拿了一块正想吃，这时手背被老伴用木勺打了一下．“放下！她说“这是葬礼上用的！”。