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February WednesdayToday it snowed for the first time this winter,and school was canceled.We were supposed to havea test in Pre-Algebra and I've kind of slacked off ever since I became a Safety Patrol.So I was psyched.I called the Rowley and told him to come over.Me and him have been talking about building the world's biggest snowman for the past couple of years now.And when I say the world's biggest snowman,I'm not kidding. Our goal is to get into the“Guinness Book of World Records.”But every time we've gotten serious about going for the record,all the snow has melted.And we've missed our window of opportunity. So this year,I wanted to get started right away.When Rowley came over,we started rolling the first snowball to make the base.I figured the base was going to have to be at least eight feet tall on its own if we wanted to have a shot at breaking the record.But the snowball got real heavy,and we had to take a bunch of breaks in between rolls so we could catch our breath.slacken off放松；松懈；松劲psyched/saɪkt/兴奋的breaking the record打破纪录二月星期三今天下了今年冬天的第一场雪，学校停课了。
ThursdayOn the bus ride into school today we passed by grandma's house.It got rolled with toilet paper last night,which I guess was no big surprise.I do feel a little bad because it looked like it was gonna take a long time to cleanup.But on the bright side,grandma is retired,so she probably didn't have anything plan for today anyway. WednesdayInside the period,Mr.Underwood,our Phys Ed teacher,announced that the boys will be doing a wrestling until for the next six weeks.If there's one thing most boys in my school are into it's a professional wrestling. So Mr.Underwood might as well have set off a bomb.Lunch comes right after Phy Ed,and the cafeteria was a Complete madhouse.I don't know what the school is thinking having a wrestling unit.But I decided if I don't want to get twisted into a pretzel for the next month and a half.I'd better do my homework on this wrestling business.So I rented a couple of video games to learn some movies.And you know what, after a while I was really starting to get the hang of it.In fact,the other kids in my class had better look out,because if I keep this up,I could be a real threat.Then again,I better make sure I don't do too good.This kid named Preston Mudd got named Athlete of the month for being the best player in the basketball unit, so they put his picture up in the hallway.1.on the bright side好的一面2.wrestle摔跤；格斗3.as well也；还4.cafeteria自助餐厅5.look out小心星期四今天我们乘公共汽车上学，经过奶奶家。
小屁孩日记内容简介英文加中文"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" is a popular book series written by Jeff Kinney. The story revolves around a middle school boy named Greg Heffley and his daily struggles with friends, family, and the challenges of adolescence. The series has been praised for its humor and relatable depiction of the awkwardness of growing up.《小屁孩日记》是由杰夫·金尼创作的一本畅销书系列。
故事围绕着一个中学男孩格雷格·赫夫利以及他在朋友、家人和青春期挑战中的日常奋斗展开。
这个系列因其幽默和对成长尴尬的刻画而受到赞扬。
Greg is often portrayed as a self-absorbed and lazy character who frequently finds himself in embarrassing situations. His best friend, Rowley Jefferson, contrasts Greg with his optimistic and carefree nature. The dynamic between the two friends creates much of the humor and heart of the series.格雷格经常被描绘为一个自私懒惰的角色，经常陷入尴尬的境地。
他的最好朋友罗利·杰弗逊与格雷格形成鲜明对比，他乐观无忧的性格。
两位朋友之间的动态创造了这个系列的许多幽默和温情。
SEPTEMBER FridayToday at school we got assigned to reading groups.They don’t come right out and tell you if you’re in the Gifted group or the Easy group,but you can figure it out right away by looking at the covers of the books they hand out.I was pretty disappointed to find out I got put in the Gifted group,because that just means a lot of extra work.When they did the screening at the end of last year,I did my best to make sure I got put in the Easy group this year. Mom is real tight with our principal,so I’ll bet she stepped in and made sure I got put in the Gifted group againMom is always saying I’m a smart kid, but that I just don’t“apply”myself.But if there’s one thing I learned from Rodrick,it’s to set people’s expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all. Actually,I’m kind of glad my plan to get put in the Easy group didn’t work.I saw a couple of the“Bink says Boo”kids holding their books upside down,and I don’t think they were joking.1.assigned to被分配给2.figure it out弄明白；搞定它3.find out找出，查明；发现，揭发4.the end of…的最后5.do sb’s best尽力而为，竭尽所能6.tight with与……关系密切（俗语)7.apply申请；应用8.learn from向…学习9.be kind of对…好；对…表示友善参考译文星期五今天在学校我们被分配到阅读小组。
diary of a wimpy kid 13 中英文双语Diary of a Wimpy Kid 13 (双语)Diary of a Wimpy Kid 13 (《小屁孩日记：第13本》)In the world of children's literature, one particular book series has captured the hearts and imaginations of young readers everywhere – "Diaryof a Wimpy Kid". Authored by Jeff Kinney, the thirteenth installment of this beloved series provides another hilarious and relatable adventure for readers of all ages. Let's delve into the world of "Diary of a Wimpy Kid 13" and explore its engaging storyline and themes.在儿童文学的世界里，有一本特别的书籍系列——《小屁孩日记》（Diary of a Wimpy Kid），它抓住了年轻读者们的心灵和想象力。
这本深受人们喜爱的系列的第13册，在杰夫·克尼（Jeff Kinney）的笔下，为读者提供了另一个搞笑且富有共鸣的冒险故事。
让我们一起探索《小屁孩日记：第13本》中引人入胜的情节和主题。
The story follows the misadventures and everyday struggles of Greg Heffley, a middle school student navigating the ups and downs of adolescence. With his witty and often self-deprecating humor, Greg recounts amusing anecdotes and observations that many readers can relate to. From embarrassing moments in gym class to navigating friendships and crushes, Greg shares his experiences in an engaging and relatable manner.故事讲述了格雷格·赫夫利（Greg Heffley）的不幸冒险和日常烦恼，他是一名正在度过青春期起伏的中学生。
写在前面的话：《小屁孩日记》（Diary of a Wimpy Kid ）讲述的是一名普通的中学生（Greg Heffley ）的生活和学习的事情。
从英语角度来讲，文中用语多用口语，词汇量不大，适合中学生口语学习。
从内容来讲，很深刻的描述了一名普通中学生的真实情感，阅读的过程中可以找到共鸣。
我为什么要翻译这套书？作为一名英语老师，遇到学生和家长提出许多问题，家长希望学生能多阅读原著以提升英语水平，学生又因为原著生词太多，一开始学习时需要查阅的单词量太大，耐不下心来，所以容易虎头蛇尾。
又因为英语是一种思维，单词和句子不能简单的与汉语一对一对应，所以即便是所有单词都认识，在理解整个句子的时候还是会出现偏差。
为了解决这个问题，我翻译了此套书，本套书共7册，下面是第一册，后续请关注。
当然，我的这个举动只是为了辅助学生学习，许多的译文并没有花太多的精力去斟酌，希望学生、家长、老师们能体谅！版权所有，仅供参考权所有，仅供参考版权所有，仅供参供参考版权Tuesday星期二First of all ,let me get something straight:This is a JOURNAL,not a diary.I know what it says on the cover,but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say “diary ”on it.Great.All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea,not mine.But if she thinks I 'mgoing to write down my “feelings ”in here or whatever,she's crazy.Sojust don't expect me to be all “DearDiary ”this and “Dear Diary ”that.The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous,I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.So this book is gonna come in handy.Like I said ,I'll be famous one day,but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented.You got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day.And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school.first of all 首先clear up 解释right away 立刻，马上Be going to +动词原形Like I said 正如我所说首先,让我直接说吧:这是一本“日志”不是“日记”。
TuesdayTonight was the big school production of“The Wizard of Oz”. The first sign that things were not going to go well happened before the play even started.I was peeking through the curtain to check out how many people showed up to see the play, and guess who was standing right up front?My brother Rodrick,wearing a clip-on tie.He must have found out I was singing,and he couldn't resist the chance to see me embarrass myself.The play was supposed to start at8:00,but it got delayed because Rodney James had stage fright.You'd figure that someone whose job it was to sit on the stage and do nothing could just suck it up for one performance.But Rodney couldn't budge,and eventually,his Mom had to carry him off.The play finally got started around8:30.Nobody could remember their lines,just like I predicted,but Mrs.Norton keep things moving along with her piano.The kid who played Toto brought a stool and a pile of comic books onto the stage,and that totally ruined the whole“dog”effect.When it was time for the forest scene,me and the other Trees hopped into our positions.The curtains rose,and when they did,I heard Manny's voice.peek窥视；瞥check out检验supposed to应该stage fright怯场suck it up忍耐；别抱怨；算了吧budge/bʌdʒ/挪动；微微移动predict/prɪˈdɪkt/预测，预言，预报a pile of一堆；很多comic/ˈkɒmɪk/连环漫画ruin/ˈruːɪn/毁坏；毁灭hop into跳进星期二今晚是学校有大型剧《绿野仙踪》的演出时间。
事情进展不会顺利的第一个迹象甚至在戏开始之前就出现了。
我透过幕布偷看，想看看有多少人来看这出戏，猜猜谁站在前面？我的哥哥罗德里克，还戴着一条夹扣领带！他一定是知道了我要表演唱歌，他无法拒绝看到我尴尬的机会。
这出戏本应在8点开始，但因为罗德尼·詹姆斯怯场而推迟了。
你会认为，一个工作就是坐在舞台上什么也不干的演员，也会为了一场演出而忍耐。
但是罗德尼动弹不得，最后，他的妈妈不得不把他抱走。
演出终于在八点半开始了。
就像我预料的那样，没人能记住台词，但诺顿夫人一直在弹钢琴。
扮演塔托的孩子把一张凳子和一堆漫画书带到舞台上，这完全破坏了整个“狗”的效果。
到了演出森林场景的时候，我和其他的树跳到了我们的位置上。
幕布升起的时候，我听到了曼尼的声音。
Great.I have been able to keep that nickname quite for five years,and now all of the sudden the whole town knew it.I could feel about300 pairs of eyeballs pointed my way.So I did some quick ad-libbing and I was able to deflect the embarrassment over to Archie Kelly.But the major embarrassment was still on the way.When I heard Mrs.Norton playing the first few bars of“We Three Trees,”I felt my stomach jump.I looked out at the audience, and I noticed Rodrick was holding a video camera.I knew that if I sang the song and Rodrick recorded it,he would keep the tape forever and use it to humiliate me for the rest of my life.I didn't know what to do,so when the time came to start singing, I just kept my mouth shut.For a few seconds there,things went OK,I figured that if I didn't technically sing the song,Rodrick wouldn't have anything to hold over my head.But after a few seconds, the other Trees noticed I wasn't singing.I guess they must have thought I knew something that they didn't,so they stopped singing,too.Now the three of us were just standing there,no saying a word. Mrs.Norton must have thought we forgot the words to the song, because she came over to the side of the stage and whispered the rest of the Lyrics to us.all of the sudden突然之间ad-libbing即兴演说（或表演）；自发地演讲humiliate/hjuːˈmɪlieɪt/羞辱；使…丢脸；耻辱hold over延期；以…威胁lyric歌词；抒情诗太好了。
这个绰号我已经保留了整整5年了，现在突然之间整个小镇都知道了。
我能感觉到大约有300双眼睛在盯着我。
所以我做了一些快速的即兴表演，我能够把尴尬转移到阿奇·凯利身上。
但最尴尬的事情还在后头。
当我听到诺顿夫人演奏《我们三棵树》的前几小节时，我的胃就跳了起来。
我看着观众，我注意到罗德里克拿着一台摄像机。
我知道，如果我唱了这首歌，然后罗德里克录了下来，他会永远保存着这盘磁带，用它来羞辱我一辈子。
我不知道该怎么办，所以当开始唱歌的时候，我就是闭着嘴。
有那么几秒钟，一切都很顺利，我想如果从严格意义上讲我没有唱这首歌，罗德里克就没有什么东西可以威胁我的了。
但几秒钟后，其他的树注意到了我没有在唱歌。
我猜他们一定以为我知道一些他们不知道的事情，所以他们也不再唱了。
现在我们三个就站在那里，一句话也不说。
诺顿夫人一定以为我们忘记了歌词，因为她走到舞台旁边轻声念了剩下的歌词。
The song is only about three minutes long,but to me it felt like an hour and a half.I was just praying the curtains would go down so we wouldhop off the stage.That's when I notice the Patty Farrell standing in the wings.And if looks would kill,us Trees would be dead.She probably thought we were ruining her chances of making it to Broadway or something.Seeing Patty standing there reminded me why I signed up to be a Tree in the first place.Pretty soon,the rest of the Trees started throwing apples,too.I think Toto even got in on the act.Somebody knocked the glasses off of Patty’s head,and one of the lenses broke.Mrs.Norton had to shut down the play after that.Because Patty can't see two feet in front of her without her glasses.After the play was over,my family went home together.Mom had brought a bouquet of flowers, and I guess they were supposed to be for me.But she ended up tossing them in the trash can on the way out the door.I just hope that everyone who came to see the play was as entertained as I was.hop off起飞；离开wing翅膀；侧厅Broadway百老汇lenses柔性焦距透镜组a bouquet/buˈkeɪ/of一束trash can垃圾桶entertained愉快的这首歌只有大约三分钟长，但对我来说却像一个半小时。
