荷米亚。。。。夏冰清莱赛德。。。。。。储
狄米崔斯。。。。荷叶粥海伦娜。。。王丽乾
爸爸。。。。王达
仙王。。。。何玉婷仙后。。。。管管
派克。。。。王霜
旁白。。。。孙怡晨
第一幕
口白：
There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their daughter s to marry whomever they pleased. For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chos en to be her husband, the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death.
Egeus and Hermia上场
Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city.
荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。
Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.I don’t love him. I’ve fell in love with Lysander. 爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。我不爱他。我已经爱上了莱赛德。
Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No!
莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！
Hermia: Oh! Dad! Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend, Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply.
喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友—海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。Egeus: No matter what you say, I’ve decided to let you marry to Demetrious. I stick to do this!
不管你怎麼说！我已经决定让你嫁给狄米崔斯了，我坚决这样做。
Hermia: Oh! Please, please do not! My dear father! Don’t you love me any more? Don’t give me up, please!
喔，不要，请不要这麼做，亲爱的父亲，你不再爱我了吗？请不要放弃我。
Lysander上场
Lysander: Sweet Hermia, my love! What’s going wrong? Let me wipe your heart-breaking tears!
亲爱的荷米亚，我的爱人，怎麼回事?让我擦掉你那心碎的眼泪。
Hermia: My father said that unless I marry Demetrious, or he’ll be put me to death! What can I do?
我爸爸说，除非我嫁给狄米崔斯，否则他将处死我，我该怎麼办？
Lysander: Fear not and hear me. Tomorrow night, I’ll wait for you in the wood a few miles outside the city. If you really love me, getting far away this sad city with me.
不要害怕并听我说，明天晚上，我将在城外几哩的树林里等你，如果你真的爱我，就和我一起逃离这伤心的城市吧。
Hermia: I will because I love you so.
我会的，因为我如此爱你。
Helena上场
Helena: Hello! Hermia.
嗨，荷米亚。
Hermia: I’m so glad to see yo u, my friend!
我很高兴见到你，我的朋友。
Helena: But Demetrious love you. Oh, teach me how to attract his eyes, please?
但是狄米崔斯爱的是你，请教我如何吸引他的目光吧？
Hermia: Take comfort, he no more shall see my face. Tomorrow night Lysander and myself will fly this place. We’ll meet in the wood. Please pray for us and don’t tell others, good-bye! (下)
放心吧，他再也不会看见我的脸了，明晚莱赛德和我将要逃离此地，我们相约在森林里见面，请你为我们祈祷，并且不要告诉其他人，再见。
Helena: I will go tell Demetrious of fair Hermia’s flight, and then he’ll pursue her. I just want to have his sight again. (下)
我要去告诉狄米崔斯,美丽的荷米亚将要离开，然后他将会去追寻她，而我只是想再看见他的容貌。
第二幕(森林中)
口白：Tonight, the moon is so beautiful. The wood was a favorite meeting-place of those little fairies. The king is always thinking, but what is he thinking of? The atmosphere is a little strange
这个树林是精灵最喜欢的聚会地点，可是仙王和仙后此时发生了严重的争吵。
Oberon: I’ll meet by moonlight, proud Titania.
真不巧又在月光下遇见你，傲慢的泰妲妮亚。
Titania: What jealous Oberon! You are as lovely as before. Why dou’t you become a little handsome?Your head is just a pig head. Your stomach is like a big melon.下
Oberon: Well, go your way. Before the morning dawns, I will make you suffer for this injury. Come here, my gentle Puck.
好，你走吧，在黎明之前，我一定要为这侮辱惩罚你。我的好派克，过来。
Puck: I’m here, my lord.
我在这儿，我的主人。
Oberon: Fetch me the juice of that little purple flower, laid on the eyelids of those who sleep, will make them, when they awake, love madly the first thing they see crazily.
替我把花拿来，一旦将那紫色小花的汁液滴在睡眠者的眼皮上，当他们醒来时，便会疯狂的爱上所看到的第一件东西。
Puck:.I’ll do that very well. Believe me. (下)
我会办好这事的，相信我。
第三幕(森林的另一处)
Lysander: Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood; if you think it good, and tarry for the comfort of the day.
好人，你在树林中跋涉著，累得快要昏倒了，要是你同意，让我们休息一下吧。Hermia: Be it so, Lysander. Good night, sweet lover.
就照你的意思吧，莱赛德。晚安，爱人。
Lysander: I wish sleep give you all his rest!
愿睡眠给你充分的休养。
Hermia: I will share with you.
我愿与你分享。
两人同睡，Puck上
Puck: Ah! Who is here? This is he, the cruel youth. And she is the lady. Pretty soul! She durst not lie near this lack-love. Churl, I’ll drop the love-juice in your eyes. Hey! It’s so funny! (下)
啊，谁在这儿？这是那残酷的年轻人，而她就是那个女孩。美丽的人儿，她竟然不敢睡近这没心肝的恶汉。坏东西，我将在你的眼精滴进爱情的花液。嘿，真有趣。
Helena上
Helena: I am out of breath in the fond chase! The more my prayer, the less is my grace. Who is lying on the ground? Oh! He is Lysander! Is he dead or asleep? Good sir, if you a re alive, awake.
这痴心的追赶使我累得喘不过气来，我愈是祈求，却愈惹他讨厌。是谁躺在地上?喔，是莱赛德，他是死了还是睡著了?好先生，如果你还活著，就醒醒吧。
Lysander: What a pretty beauty! Helena, I would through fire for your sweet sake.
多漂亮的美女，海伦娜，我愿为你赴汤蹈火。
Helena: Do not say so, Lysander. Don’t you love Hermia?
别这麼说，莱赛德。你不爱荷米亚吗？
Lysander: I don’t love her at all. For me, she is just a black raven, and you are a white do ve.
我一点也不爱她，对我而言，她只是只乌鸦，而你是只白鸽。
Helena: Oh! Why was I born to be mocked and though nothing of by everyone? Is it not e nough, young man? That a lady, of one man refused, should of another be so abused! (下)
第四幕
Oberon: Demetrious and Lysander are gone to seek a place to fight in. Puck, this is your carelessness; or did you do it purposely?
狄米崔斯和莱赛德已经去找地方打架了。派克，这都是因为你的粗心，还是你故意的？Puck: Believe me, king of shadows, it was a mistake.
相信我，国王，那是无心之过。
Oberon: You heard, I command you to fill the night with a thick fog, and let they shall not be able to find each other. And when they are asleep, drop the juice of this other flower in to Lysander’s eyes.
你听著：我命令你使黑夜中充满浓雾好让他们找不到对方。当他们睡著时，就解除莱赛
德的魔法。
Puck: I know, I know
我懂，我懂。
Oberon: Go about this quickly, Puck. and all things shall be peace. (两人同下) 派克，赶快去办这件事！一切事情都将和平解决。
第五幕 (森林中四人熟睡著)
口白：These people, at no great distance from each other, sleeping on a grass-plot. Puck: Look! How careful I am! I’ll release the magic. When you are awake, everyone will f ind true love. This is really a happy ending! (下)
看！我是多麼的小心！我要解除魔法。当你们醒来时，每个人将找到真爱。这真是快乐结局！
大家都醒来
Hermia: Oh! Lysander, the doings of the night are too strange! Do you still love me or not?
噢！莱赛德，今晚真奇怪！你还爱不爱我？
Lysander: I still crazy about you! But I dreamed I love Helena ……how mad!
我依然爱你的！但我梦到我爱上海伦娜，多麼疯狂！
Hermia: Ay! I had the same dream!
哎！我做了同样的梦！
Helena: Me, too. Now I just wonder if Demetrious love me as in the dream?
我也是，现在，我只想知道狄米崔斯是否还像梦中那样的爱著我？
Demetrious: Helena, I promise, now all my faith and all virtue of my heart is only you! 海伦娜，我保证我一切的忠信一切的心思只属於你
Hermia: Oh! Here comes my father
噢，我父亲来了。
Egeus: You! You dare to get far away! I’ll beg the law, the law, upon your head! Demetrio us, I’m so sorry!
你，你竟敢逃离！我将要求依法惩办你！狄米崔斯，真抱歉！
Demetrious: Don’t say that. Now the lady I want to marry is Helena
别这麼说，现在我想娶的是海伦娜。.
Egeus: Is it true?
真的吗？
Lysander: Yes, it is. Please, please let Hermia marry me too, I’ll bring her happiness, I sw ear.
是的。也请把荷米亚嫁给我吧，我会带给她快乐的，我保证。
Hermia: Oh! Dad! Please, he is really a perfect guy.
喔，爸爸！请答应吧，他真的是个完美的人。
Egeus: Hmmm…, since Demetrious wo uldn’t marry you, I will no longer opposed your ma rriage with Lysander. Now, you these lover, can we come home?
嗯，既然狄米崔斯不娶你，我也不再反对你嫁给莱赛德。现在，你们这些恋人，我们回家吧？
四人：Yes!
好！
大家一起离开森林
Oberon: Look! What the sweet couples they are!
看！他们两对恋人是多麼甜蜜！
Titania: I like to see their smiling face.
我喜欢看见他们的笑脸。
Puck: I also like to hear their laughter.
我也喜欢听到他们的笑声。
Puck: And now they have only to think that they have been asleep and dreaming. And I h ope no one will be so hard to please as to be offended with this pretty, harmless Midsum mer Night’s Dream.
现在，就把它当作睡觉时的奇幻梦境吧！同时我希望没有人会对这一个美丽且无害的仲夏夜之梦仍然生著气。
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mobile phone, two people have not looked up and saw each other, so, two people together. A: oh! My local tyrants gold! B: oh! Is who ah! Walk without eyes? A: look at what you have done! You lost my mobile phone, it is I who give me birthday gift, this is a local tyrants gold! How do you compensate me!!! B：: it's none of my business, is that you yourself walk don't hit me A：I can't stand it! How can you be so unreasonable! You have to accompany my mobile phone. B：Don't tease? What were you thinking? It is not entirely my responsibility. A：It seems I have to give you some lessons（对着B挥拳相向） B：Ouch! My eyes! 场景2（医院） 旁白：B eyes after being injured, was rushed to hospital. B：You wounded me, you have to compensate me. A：What did you say? You should pay for my cell phone!（两人相互推搡） Balabalbal。。。 医生：Please keep quiet in the hospital, ok, tell me about why do you quarrel with me.
人物：Z（曾小贤）,H（胡一菲） ,Y（悠悠）,Q（子乔） SECTION ONE H（啃着苹果）：Oh, I see, you want to get ZhangWei’s room back. Z: Yes. We have to do this, for the peace of o ur department! H: How can you demand me to do this? H: It’s not the matter of money, he could get it back if he has the ability to defeat me by inte lligence. Z: OK, I’d like to present him to challenge you. H: you? Hahahh~~~ Z: hahahhha~~ don’t you afraid? H: No way! I mean, you three could just come in one time. If you were lucky enough to defeat me, just have whatever you want, but if you fail, I will occupy the whole department! H: Of course.
Z: That is a deal! (悠悠突然冲出来) Y: OOUWOWO, you are having a competition. Great, gr eat! I would like be the judge and set the questi ons! 四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。 Y: Here comes the rule: Each team have to answer thirty questions, you will have thirty seconds for each question. Now, the coin will tell us which te am first. 悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻 Y: Would you please get your side up first? 大家一阵嘘声 Ｚ: Is that so important? Q: Z: well, we have decided, the head side. Y: Hehe~ I’m sorry, but neither side of the coin is the head. Q:
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子 人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪 地点：野外 主持 人：Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。) Look! The three little pigs are coming. (瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一：What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木 棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢， 小弟弟？) 小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know, but sticks are very strong and safe! (我知道，但是砖头很结实！) 主持 人：Oh…wolf is coming. Be careful, three little pigs(喔 …狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍 一点也不结实。） The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了) He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了） 狼：Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快 开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！） 狼：吹 主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹) But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚 固。) The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。) 所以人：Thank you!
情景剧剧本：College Life 08会计1班第三小组全体成员 人物：Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie Character descriptions: (G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Ti da. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His gir lfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed. (T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life. (M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wan ts to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s fe elings. (A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good fr iend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking. Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accide nt changes their l ives…..
英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.
搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman 剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。Cast Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy Yu-ting Ithca -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I 购物场景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me. Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I’m t aller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You’re so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II 两个女人在男人周围 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy. I’ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be y our boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they
Cast Anita :Never understand why students like to ship classes; Kevin:Treats “skipping classes ” as the principle of university life; Ken : Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it ; Jason:Always commits himself not to skip cases; Steven:Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classes; Rita:A professional class skipper Scene I (Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.) Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination. Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today. Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning. Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday. Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II (Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason. Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time. Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ... Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? Kevin: T wo o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful! Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
角色：四个大学生，名字分别是：A，B，C，D。 （旁白）我们一直在想，所谓的大学究竟应该是怎样，我们一直在迷茫，为什么自己已经回不到高中时期的状态，于是很多人迷失了自己觉得现在的大学配不上自己，于是很多人与曾经的梦想渐行渐远，于是很多人选择了这样的生活。。。。。。 （在四人间的寝室里，灯光昏暗，三台电脑全开，背景音乐是摇滚乐，十分吵杂，配合有不断地鼠标点击的声音，还有打游戏时的喊声。） C：唉，又死了。这垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！ D：哈哈，小撸怡情，大撸伤身，樯橹灰飞烟灭。王跃同志是你不行吧，不要勉强。。。 C：什么竟敢怀疑我的能力，好歹我也是在咱们寝室积极推广LOL文化第一人好不好 B: 哎哎，你两别吵了，我在跟媳妇视屏呢，声音小点好不。 C：哦，原来呀，我说网速咋这么慢。（敲门声响起，寝室里停止讲话） B：（上前开门，诧异状）张松一天不见你了，干啥去了 A：（拿着书本，满脸疲倦，走进寝室）老样子，还是去自习。 D：（转过身来）我就一直不明白，这是大学了，还起早贪黑上什么自习呀。 C：其实吧，我也挺想改变一下自己。有时候我老想像他一样每天做一点事，真的不能这样浑浑噩噩了。现在这般的生活确实很惬意，只是完了之后老是有一种愧疚感。 B：你们这么一说，我更加觉得我们对不起自己了。跟你们说个事吧，其实我一直就有个梦想，只是到了大学渐渐地把它抛在了脑后 A：说说吧 C：嗯，以前我想当一个企业家，创造出属于自己的一个商业帝国，为了这个梦想我曾经付出了很多努力，可是，唉，但是看看现在，自己一直萎靡不振，大家应该也有梦想吧。 B：我进入大学的时候曾满怀壮志，想要学好我的专业知识，成为一流人才，为了自己能更好的活着而努力。 A：其实吧，我的梦想很简单，就是以后可以和一个自己爱并爱着自己的人过着简单的生活，但要做到这点不是很容易，所以我很珍惜所拥有的每一天。 D：我的梦想是做一位美食家，我想吃遍天下美食，然后把它们推向世界，中国美食有着中国上下五千年文化的积蕴，不应该泯灭在历史的长河中，可现在我离梦想越走越远。 A：古人曾说过少年智则国智，少年富则国富，少年强则国强，我们的梦，中国的梦，中国梦，从我们的梦开始；当我们的梦实现之时，中国母亲的梦也就会实现，这时，我们民族可以无晦涩地立在人类面前，我们的祖国母亲也会最美的装饰起来，与世界各位母亲平等的携手了! D：是啊，不仅如此，我们身上还有父母们梦想的影子，我们还有很多的责任。 （旁白）最终，我们明白了，不是现在的大学配不上你，而是现在浑浑噩噩的你配不上你曾经的梦想。其实我们的梦想从未离我们远去，只要让自己静下心来，让自己的梦想与祖国的梦想联系起来，我的梦，中国梦，我们已经在追梦的路 上了。
教室演出的，带ppt Jesse：leading actor Susie：leading actress Mr. Carter：father of Susie Mrs. Carter: mother of Susie :旁白 ACT I 旁白：Jesseand Susie are lovers who have loved each other for 2 years. Just because they have each other, their life became more wonderful.（从门进来，女挽男手，边走边说，很幸福的样子）S：darling，my parents have known our relationship, so they want to see you. J: OK. The ugly son-in-law will have to see his parents-in-law in the end. We go back on Labor Day. How do you think? S: en?…That' c S. I 'give a call to my mother. If she knows, she will be very happy. J：look，so hurry you are. 苏珊拨电话（两人边打电话边往门外走，退场） S: mum, we will go back on Labor Day. Mrs: ok, I know it. I must prepare it well with your father. ACT II
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 打更的太监 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战乡村陌路 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！ Y与X相遇． X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you? X: I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y: By the way,who is her? W: Hi,i am 西门吹雪wife. Y: What your name? W: My name is 李莫愁！ Y: You mean you are the killer who murder people in cold blood! W:Ha! Ha! Do you think I make false? Well,let you see what is the really killer!!(准备拔剑） Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go! X&W: No, I must kill you! W: Do you remember you killed my 小强2years ago ? Now, i will revenge to you!! Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! Mr 西门吹雪！ X: No way! You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
英语口语小短剧剧本： Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 唐僧: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these girls’s beatiful picture with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,,lust is nothing! nothing is lust! Map? E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)I am straving···· S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软下来示好)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!（点头摸摸猪八戒的头） T:（轻咳）Wukong, actually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
Part 1 (It happened twenty years ago.In the letter she said she was spending the morning at the Luxembourg and would I give her a little luncheon at Foyot’s afterwards.I was too young to have learned to say no to a woman.So,I agreed to her suggestion.) (I was startled when the bill of fare was brought,for the prices were a great deal higher than I had anticipated.But she reassured me.) W:I never eat anything for luncheon. M:Oh,don’t say that. Part 2 W:I never eat more than one thing.I think people eat far too much nowadays.A little fish,perhaps.I wonder if they have any salmon. (I think it was early in the year for salmon and it was not on the bill of fare.) M:Waiter. W:Yes,Mr. M:Do you have the salmon? WA:Yes,a beautiful salmon had just come in,it was the first we had had. M:Take a salmon for the lady please. WA:Ms.Do you have something while it was being cooked? W:No,I never eat more than one thing.Unless you have a little caviare.I never mind caviare. (My heart sank a little,I could not afford caviare,but I could not very well tell her that.) M:Please give the Ms.caviare and give me a mutton chop. WA:Yes,Mr. W:I think you are unwise to eat meat.I don’t know how you can expect to work after eating heavy things like chops.I don’t believe in overloading my stomach.
The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的 力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?